University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Gfhree mvvkn P-ond, ,O9, has Written a delightful little book entitled Three Weeks As An Internef' This book is Well Written and plainly portrays the beautiful self-sacrificing spirit that an interne must possess before he can thoroughly master his Work. 'tThree VVeeks describes hospital life in three different hospitals. It shows how a medical student gets in and how he gets out. The work is divided into chapters, as follows: Chapter I. How to obtain an interneship in the 'Varsity Hospital. Chapter II. How to carry out the wishes of the nurses-and anything else that is to be carried' out. Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter VII. How to diagnose a colles Chapter tarium, under special guard. III. How to prevent the head nurse from discharging an interne. IV. How to obtain an interneship at the 'City Hospital. V. How to break up the most furniture in the least time. VI. How to get another job before St. Elmo arrives. fracture as a sprain. VIII. How to accept a roast from the daily press. IX. How to remain in innocuous desuetude in Nutz 85 Osborne's Sani- flfflfilllf T llllll lllHUlHfl:fllffllU7ll3.,Uwwgilflflfllltlfllllfl FIVl F 'lllL.fs11'Ul,f , . A x . , ,lk j 1. f 7sf - .e ff ' ff f25Vs ' 1 J ll ' X 0 QT X ' U X i f 606 it-w l'W X X ' 'M ff ' 'M ff f s , kxh ffl U 2' .' ..... ...Q .X ML f fp g Q I gf, 5. ' ' 25? 'e:?,:f-fm, . at fgfif' ll, , '-F y i , iluguriurfiziuu mmuuuanInnmmununnnnnmun 'INSIHIHHHIIIIIIIIHIlllllllltillllllllllllillllllllllllilllllllll.ill I n I I g ,- . 'v , ,, ,. ,. ,. , 'W' 1 1, ,, 4, ggwu:nunn1nz1unuuuaummmummmmmmuzunu fWiliamIInammmnuminmmnuzmemnununimsaW A , 1 f. if it ' lllillllllllliiillIUIllIlllllllllilllllllllllllillIllllliiilllillilllllllllalllllg 'I' I' ,f ' E2IIll!ilIlIlllllIIIllIIIIIIIIHIHIHHHWWIHIIIIIIIIIIIllllll HllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllliillllllmllllIlliiiiilillllllliilllllllN 1 , J fq 'l1'i ,fl 2 ill'lllllll ll Il lillIlIHl'!iII HIIIIIHHHWIlllllllillllllll Illl!!1iil1Ull!iiilllIl!IiIIlllllllllllIIII!!!iillllllli!IIiillli!!l1ii+ I .' i 5511. it Wt ,, 1 I 3 -X . 52?if.1:inullumlllmulluummmsl1anlnunzasnllliulw lmmlumilllllllmniiaziaizuummmlaatinuxnaagpizzsinllllfi...E . .1 'N 'j ' '22 1 ' E A '24, Pg I .J iJ .M Q - .Vp 5 I i1'H ' H, 'HguIuaiullllniaseaniluwl' I wi it . i p . 42, w r,2i2.5Qg, V W X ' 35? f 'iw 1-eg eeefffe f lr 1 f:- H is rg' I' ' 'r I lg, I tv- ,lei WEN li, 5 -ral gfl 'f' - V? M? I TD .-zf-I is ' 'nlf f' A ,T Qggiiiig.. .b f I' 'f- C 5? if Ili ' , - Z1ff- 'A'i ' kreef g-W, t..?..i.. ... .... +-. i

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