University Medical College - Scalpel Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Jobine patience and is finally ushered into the presence of him who wields the destiny of medical students. After a seven-minute and thirteen-second interview, he is again upon the street and throws away his purse. Why, what is the use in keeping it? He has been to see the Dean. But it is high time for our hungry young friend to find an eating place. A res- taurant is the usual haunt of him who learns the Aesculapian art. For there he may order what he wishes? Maybe. If he does it is wonderful what freaks his fancy takes. Vrlhy he orders Irish stew instead of ham and eggs has always been a puzzle to us. And why on the morning after a good night out with the boys he sits with drooping eyes but without breakfast before the eight o'clock professor and when the doctor mistakes his --it - ' ' 7' A 2 C,-1: - - is J ogENlETogJwerHuNc. lnwx gil TW5 HAND LOOKS -- Q Q- ' gif , ,X LHQE A FOOT . ,Zvii-I f,rcl?mh2 Q -'-i- --- - ' ..i'Y9 L 'iss BQ' K 1-'21 W s i XWWN f. .I!',,lL' X ' - 44 F x U l X IQ f , ffic A Q' N 'lir is f Tl W N' ll u1'X3'3' lx i SQ N 5 ' l if- w.. U or . .7 . 4 .. vsj Q K- .na mixvxxigiix 'W it if . . ..MN XS? lNiElR QNs ' mimi' In 1 V , ff Q-xisisx. KN X . 'fig : LXXHN X 6 .X . 'igfizw' ' -J K 0' 'L Q , Eiilkdd ' W if gqwlilln . Suisse tx 1 J Wil . W . .,. ss J 'H gpg Qxvgzlii -N-2-Qstsw 5 . -. ' Q 3 wwwwrsxxmxwsmxxxx-:mx S fly A X' ' -Lim ,X -'-A y , F N: , i ,, mn.. 1 vi ' N . iigilwf rl 3 ' I 'vii' 'l 'SQQWEV Ni ll ' A- ll ' WQ5 A em I Q W 1 'l',v I .,-5.-i bfi- f Six-SAQT Tx ? Tw 2553: is Q-:aff ' v If :fi 1 Jimiiuzs. f if f!! x?w x?QX Q? ' 5: X f 1 H I X Q THAT SOPH PuTc.H GAME. H stretching yawn for a manifested desire to ask a question and wishes to know what he wants, he dreamily answers Hcoffee and rolls is another thing that is beyond our feeble comprehension. Just why flies cling about a medics boarding place is a question that no one seems ready to answer. It shows bad judgment on the part of the fly. It is all right to be brave but who wants to be drowned in skimmed milk or baked to death in a pancake. Queer how prone the college man is to sing. Sing he will. It must be that he does so here because he is not allowed to make an ugly noise at home. Sweet Ade- line, is a popular class song on a cloudy day. How fortunate for Adeline she need not listen to the tuneful pinings of poor Joe. Strange how every man sings in his own key.

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Gfhree mvvkn P-ond, ,O9, has Written a delightful little book entitled Three Weeks As An Internef' This book is Well Written and plainly portrays the beautiful self-sacrificing spirit that an interne must possess before he can thoroughly master his Work. 'tThree VVeeks describes hospital life in three different hospitals. It shows how a medical student gets in and how he gets out. The work is divided into chapters, as follows: Chapter I. How to obtain an interneship in the 'Varsity Hospital. Chapter II. How to carry out the wishes of the nurses-and anything else that is to be carried' out. Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter VII. How to diagnose a colles Chapter tarium, under special guard. III. How to prevent the head nurse from discharging an interne. IV. How to obtain an interneship at the 'City Hospital. V. How to break up the most furniture in the least time. VI. How to get another job before St. Elmo arrives. fracture as a sprain. VIII. How to accept a roast from the daily press. IX. How to remain in innocuous desuetude in Nutz 85 Osborne's Sani- flfflfilllf T llllll lllHUlHfl:fllffllU7ll3.,Uwwgilflflfllltlfllllfl FIVl F 'lllL.fs11'Ul,f , . A x . , ,lk j 1. f 7sf - .e ff ' ff f25Vs ' 1 J ll ' X 0 QT X ' U X i f 606 it-w l'W X X ' 'M ff ' 'M ff f s , kxh ffl U 2' .' ..... ...Q .X ML f fp g Q I gf, 5. ' ' 25? 'e:?,:f-fm, . at fgfif' ll, , '-F y i , iluguriurfiziuu mmuuuanInnmmununnnnnmun 'INSIHIHHHIIIIIIIIHIlllllllltillllllllllllillllllllllllilllllllll.ill I n I I g ,- . 'v , ,, ,. ,. ,. , 'W' 1 1, ,, 4, ggwu:nunn1nz1unuuuaummmummmmmmuzunu fWiliamIInammmnuminmmnuzmemnununimsaW A , 1 f. if it ' lllillllllllliiillIUIllIlllllllllilllllllllllllillIllllliiilllillilllllllllalllllg 'I' I' ,f ' E2IIll!ilIlIlllllIIIllIIIIIIIIHIHIHHHWWIHIIIIIIIIIIIllllll HllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllliillllllmllllIlliiiiilillllllliilllllllN 1 , J fq 'l1'i ,fl 2 ill'lllllll ll Il lillIlIHl'!iII HIIIIIHHHWIlllllllillllllll Illl!!1iil1Ull!iiilllIl!IiIIlllllllllllIIII!!!iillllllli!IIiillli!!l1ii+ I .' i 5511. it Wt ,, 1 I 3 -X . 52?if.1:inullumlllmulluummmsl1anlnunzasnllliulw lmmlumilllllllmniiaziaizuummmlaatinuxnaagpizzsinllllfi...E . .1 'N 'j ' '22 1 ' E A '24, Pg I .J iJ .M Q - .Vp 5 I i1'H ' H, 'HguIuaiullllniaseaniluwl' I wi it . i p . 42, w r,2i2.5Qg, V W X ' 35? f 'iw 1-eg eeefffe f lr 1 f:- H is rg' I' ' 'r I lg, I tv- ,lei WEN li, 5 -ral gfl 'f' - V? M? I TD .-zf-I is ' 'nlf f' A ,T Qggiiiig.. .b f I' 'f- C 5? if Ili ' , - Z1ff- 'A'i ' kreef g-W, t..?..i.. ... .... +-. i