University of Maryland School of Pharmacy - Terra Mariae Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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OUR PREDICTIONS Skip — Least likely to leave (Carroll County. Larry — Most likely to pass Stale Boards with only two hours of studying. Frank — Most likely to he late for commencement. Ben — Most likely to produce the pharmacy version of the Seven Year Hitch. Lou — Most likeh to s(|uaiider pharmacist salary on hair cut. Vince — Most likely to marry a short girl. Elliott — Best dressed. Elaine — Most likely to marry a tall guy. Jerry — Most likely to be a kosher Bill Heinrich. Norty — Least likely to miss wearing ties. Harry — Most likely to have sound film of last Toilet Bowl game. Bill — Most likely to have seventeen children. George — Most likely to complain about graduation. Marv — Most likely. June — Least likely to enjoy the yearbook. Beryl — Most likeU to be a quiet, modest, and reserved billiard player. Dave — Least likely to obey Miss G. Gus — Most likely to open a hamburger stand. Dick — Most likely to have a floating drugstore on the Severn River. Doug — Most likely to manufacture nasographs for T.V. commercials. Harv — Most likelv to become a six foot invisible rabbit of the same name. Nancy — Most likely to grow fat on acorns. Irv — Most likely to open his own bowling alley. Marty — Most likely to bug Stiekman. Zoe — Most likely to be amazed by pharmacy lectures. Bill — Most likely to help Sopher. Bob — Most likely to be bugged. Janice — Most likely to be missed by Dr. Slama. Peyton — Least likely to commute much longer. Jim — Most likely to buy a tank to get him around Frostburg in snow- storms. Frank — Least likely to turn Republican. Vito — Most likely to buy the Bay Bridge. Doug — Most likely to study for an eye test. Phil — Most likely to be running for something — offices, run away Volkswagens, Irv — Most likely to edit Pharmacy Fun Book. Warren — Least likely to win the No Belly Prize. Favorite Pas tinif Half of (lur class 29

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Z WARREN GERALD ZERWITZ oil. ' ) I.iiiKKTv IIkk.hts Avenue. nAi.riMoiu; 7. .Mmulwd A.Ph.A. 1, 2, 3, 4; Alpha Zela Omega, Executive Board 2, House Committee Co-chairman 3, 4; Supreme Board Repri--i(-ntalive 3; Alumni Fmlir 1, 2: Class Sergeant at Arms 3; Inlerfralernity Sports 1, 2. 3, 4. rt; IRVIN YOSPA 5800 Gist Avenue, Baltimoijk 15. Makvlwu Phi Sigma Delta ' Piuir A. I ' ll. A. 2. 3. 4; Plii Si inia IJrlla. fiurre ponding Secretary 2; Alumni Frulir 1. 2. .!. 4; Open House 2; Inlirfralfrnity Simrts 1, 2. 3. 4. PHILLIP PAUL WEINER ) )( .(Id Onifiia 5501 Reisterstown Rom). Uvi.timore l. ' x M ini. i) A.Hli.A. 1. 2. 3, 4; Stuiient Government Alliance. Secretary 2. Treasurer 3. 4; Class President 2. .Student Government Alliance Representative 3. 4; Extracurricular Medal 2. 3: . lpha Zeta Omega, House Cominiltrc Co-chairman 3; Kail Frolic 1. 2. 4; Picnic (!on)niillec 3. 4; Orientation Com- mittee 3; Open House 2. y ttyt x. 2}!

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CLASS HISTORY The majority of our 10f)l graduating class entered the School of Pharmacy in September, 1957. As Fresh- men, we were inunediately assaulted in pharmacy orientation by an instructor who tried to scare us out of continuing our pursuits in pharmacy. There were many humorous e ents. as well as incidents the class would like to forget, during that year. Remember those legended sayings Let ' s consider . . . . and Now people ... ' ; those times in zoology lab. when eyen the instructor couldnt tell the diflerence between a pcmil eraser and the cats fibula bone. Another source of humor was the yarious oratorical masterpieces giyen in speech. The students who tried to snow Mr. DcHayen. were soon to find out that he knew more about the subject than did the expert giying the speech. Oh. and those unusual translation oddities in Dr. Schradieck ' s exams. . . . especially when the students answer included more of the translation than did the exam question. How come the third period Mnglish class did better than the second period class, and the second period class did better than did the first? Man meird)ers of the class didn t see how it could get any harder, but it did. The Sophomore year brought the class around to the reality of it all. As a matter of fact, there was an equation for reality. F. equals mc , or something like that. Mr. Kunikumian ran a er edicient O.A. Lab., eyen though some of us still preferred to use Fudge Fac- tors. Oh those demerits for forgetting your Q.A. Record Book! V e shouldn t joke — some of us took fiye weeks weighing our crucibles, especially when our fellow classmates accidentally knocked them oyer. Each student has his own story to tell about |jhysics, but most of us will neyer forget the weekly quizzes, and half of us especially will neyer forget the ones during the suimner. We all remember Dr. A i nila and hou uc ihouglil it was going to be a snap because he spent his first few lectures on petroleum. But boy. oh boy, when those SNi ' s startetl attacking, we knew that we were really rolling. The Dear Frank letters were so numerous that our organic jjrofessor was suspected of being an arsonist. In pharmac). perhaps our most inqxirtant lectures were on professiotialism and ethics. Then came our first introduction to the i)iological sciences through physiology. Remend)er how Rags had a way with those electrical circuits — getting thetn to work after we had long giyen up on them? Remem- ber, too. the wa we walked out of the lab. looking as though III- had been smoked ralliiT than liie drinns! The lliird ear was |H ' obabl our toughest. We dont mean probaliK. it was! The iristriirtors in biochemistry were fair anfl knew their ubjecl well. It was a shame lliat we couldnt li-arti it as well as they did. Remendier the times we ran the 100 ft. of biochem lab. oidy to find that we had forgotten a container to get the samples in. Then there was bacteriology, where every period you were sure that vou had caught Strej) or Staph. Although we oid had two hours of lecture scheduled, we usually receiyed three or more. Dr. .sha had a ph(d)ia for writing the important words of his lecture on the board. wor(l like, three. red. etc. Some ridiculously tech- nical phrases were reduced to mere initials on the board and after lecture you got some weird meaning from your classmates as to what the words meant. I ' harmacognosN was a course that we would have liked to ha e omitted, but we needed the sleep. Being a ear wiser. Dr. Shangraw decided to com- pete with biochem and bad. even though his course, pharmacy, was a minor subject. He certainly went at it wholeheartedly. Tricks of the trade were used en masse in second semester Q.A. Fconomics wasn ' t quite the same after we got through with it either. W ho can forget the all night cramming sessions before exams, using ' Dexies. coffee, and what not to keep awake. It always seemed that we wasted the early evening, and then just about 3:00 A.M.. when we were studying strong. we d get tired. Soon, however, another Dexie was dribbling down the alimentary tract, and we were cramming again. Nine o clock would come and hoi ip . . . the Dexie would wear off! Then we ' d wonder how come we studied all night and failed. Between the Junior and Senior years, several mem- bers of the class did ridiculous things such as becoming engaged or g« ' tting married. W ilh the knowledge that this was our last ear. several members started at long last to r ' ally ap| l thcmscKes and showed that good grades belong to the person who earns them. Accounting — who could forget the long hours of studying in this course? At the end. we were convinced that our stores had better hire an accountant or else face bankruptr . A large percentage of the class had to struggle through Bugs and those last fi e hundred chapters of marketing to be read the day before the final exam. Others sharpened their rhetorical ability in pharmacy literature, . ' lill a few others waded through I ' lato and Socrates. d dx. and other |)owerful forimiias. We all had to memorize doses but were llabbergasti ' d that Dr. b ' h knew them also. And who coidd forget pharma- cology lab. with frogs, frogs, and more frogs. In the years to come, we will forget the amazing lectures, the modern chemical theories, the number of milliters in a fi e thousand gallon drum, the three wavs llic federal I{e er e S stem can . . .. but we hope we will alwa s renxMuber and renew our nian acipiainl- ances and friendships that we ha e had the | leasurc of making during our years at pharmacy school. 30