University of Maryland School of Medicine - Terrae Mariae Medicus (Baltimore, MD)

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JOHN C. KRANTZ, JR., Ph.D., D.Sc. Professor of Pharmacology Faculty Advisor to Reflexions 28

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.X A exions ' 94t L iadd J lstoru bu U. U. f ' J DATE: March 22, 1946. NAME: Class of ' 46. SEX: Female 3, Male 95. ACE: 23. OCCUPATION: Clinical Clerks. ADMITTED: April 6, 1943. C. C. Not enough money . . . not enough parties . . . not enough holidays . . . not enough sleep . . . not enough! ' ! P. I. Symptoms first appeared on the day of registration. After three months of being initiated into the whys and wherefores of medical school life service uniforms were donned by most of the class. Thereafter Satur- day afternoons were spent in the ranks learning the intricacies of close order drill and griping (largely at the cadet officers). By this time signs of premature alopecia were becoming more and more evident (this lesion has continued to increase in severity). A slight variation of this disease, trichotillomania, ap eared on the scalp of one student as his skull leisurely bounced from step to step to the floor of Ana- tomical Hall. The moral learned in histology was that all gooses do not lay golden eggs. On Bressler 3 we were led into the mystic realm of the drug kingdom, and while pigeons gaily flitted overhead we chased rats around the floor. The next floor up unfolded the secrets of what little girls are made of and why we little boys love them so. The third year many of us spent developing Junioritis from carcinoma of the stomach to hydrocephalic children. There were ten cases of infectious Mononucleosis — the medical students claim to fame. The number of operotions totalled four — all appendectomies We ran true to form in Clinical Pathology when 1 1 % of us came out Rh negative. In the senior year we used up most of our energy shuttling back and forth between Mercy and University. Any knowledge gained between shut- tles was purely accidental. P. H. The average student had sixteen years of school. We learned to read but many professors claim that we still can ' t write. M. H. Forty-two members (42.85% — we ' re still trying to determine who ' s only 0.85% of a man) tied the knot. There are sixteen children, all of whom ore L and W. Our efforts in the obstetrical department yielded approximately 1,012 future citizens. R. O. S. General: The average weight gain was fifteen pounds or some 1,450 pounds total — a lot of meat, what with rationing and all. Respiratory: Thirst: Marked increase in non-aqueous solutions. Night sweats: Present — if you know what we mean. Sinusitis: Of course. Dyspnea: (Differentiate from sighing) Yes — after chasing up and down the stairs trying to catch the elevators. 29