University of Maryland School of Medicine - Terrae Mariae Medicus (Baltimore, MD)

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THE FACULTY---Continued. Of George, our obstetrician, I have often heard men say, The fatty tissue of his frame outweighs a bale of hayg That George and others balance things ln my mind there's no doubt, XYhile one helps people in this world, the others help them out. The versatile McCleary knows everything in sight From dogs, antiques, and racing to where the fishes bite: Bacteriologue and pathologue, clinician, sage and wit, The only thing he does not know is how to sew and knit. Here's to the bunch, the Faculty: here's to each petty sing Here's to the faults and weaknesses that makes us all akin: And yet a toast I fain would drink in virile blood red wine- Here's to each man we learned to love in the days of auld lang synef, DR. XYM. ROYAL STOKES I-Po . Hiz- . 'e 1 4 .-Wsfiafsstfpagi. 'z!Q9S'G,5g!9? vs!-Shay. er' 1 ' R sgvsvu dr J Hlilil -I Kfic-fl 11

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E112 Effarultg. Q First comes our noblest Roman, Bill Lockwood. L. L. D., XYho gives quinine whene'er he can. or iron t. i. d. May everyone who listens to him speak of human ills, Cure four and twenty patients for every one he kills. There was a man in our town, and he was wondrous wise, He jumped into a bramble bush, and scratched out both his eyes: But when he found they both were out, with all his might and main, He went to Harry Friedenwald, and now he sees again. john lYesley Chambers' fame we know in general surgery, Is known to all the wide, wide world, at least so he told me: Long may he live, the best of men, and prosper to the end, Though he always cuts a patient, he will never cut a friend. Young Simon tells his classes that amido-glycocol Plus lemon phosphate acetone equals benzo-fol-de-rolg .-Xnd this plus benzol-tra-la-la makes placebo-naphthalein Sulpho-diazo glyceride. Now don't you think he's mean? Oli, Harrison, the golden, with milk and honey blest, liYe've worked too hard these latter years. let's take a good long rest. 'We'll go to England, Scotland, Deutschland, Highlandtown and France And Turkey-trot to see the well-known Hootche-Kootche' dance. And now Professor Locher talks of symptoms of gangreneg Great Scott! He's skipped to how to cut in taking out the spleen. .-Xlas, he's jumped to tetanus! Ye gods! I do declare, lnstead of learning surgery, they're learning how to swear. 10

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