University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Five girls and a radio. Taking junior for a spin. 'l 4-in 1 A model T class. Look at the wee-wee minnows. Roller skates and some people. Mary Shearer. This is not a harem. The breacl line. It was a great fight, Clem. Toodle Wooclle Bugle Toocllers. The mayor agrees that University public relations are good. . I , I Library for the Juniors. The smelling salts-she's gonna faint. X Heare ye VOGEL happily raises pedigree chickens in his spare time, or when he's not pounding secret code on his Debating Union gavel. You'11 remember he was awarded a fair feminine fowl during the course of Varsity Varieties . . . for his untiring efforts in further- ing the cause of barnyard society. Which brings to memory the day when Garson was exhorting his hearers to Hee from the wrath to come. I warn you, he thundered, that there will be weeping, and wailing. and gnashing of teeth. At this moment an old lady in the audience stod up. Sir, she shouted, I have no teeth. Madam, returned Garson, wittily, Teeth will be provided. DE T TOM: a A ' X 'T ,mil -,. . n 5' 3 ,, 7 9 ?, Z r p It xshpwa ly, ' if lie ' 4 7 - f -, 6 rx V E , j'N,:, Al: Y 1' , .J X - J n 11:50 N

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X X an . ala My .. aa c fl -iff wi f if likxgqajb Xi! Three girls and a lovelorn boy. Henderson and six empty coke bottles. Gimme the ice pack-wow-w-w. And so I sez to him fast like. Fifteen little chickadees. Me and my gal . . . Yowsahl Bear island beauties. Once every spring. Hillbillies Jamborie and a crock. Four of us against the world. Science Juniors learn to mia' lem. Let's sit this one out, Marge? IX Cupid SHEARER --United College U. M. S. U. Representative-has certainly shown that women have the ability to counsel weary male kuibblers. Besides being the official heart patcher-upper in that great family of Wesleyans, Alberta lent a helping hand to Union manoeuvres and sub-committee ventures.

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1 5 ' in X74 ef 3 ' fu' e W J l f 'Hx -D il' ,V A 1-'far t - i K? f C. ' , N x I f S Me Halter at 4:30 ann. With a far-away look in his eye. Clzoppie head off, yessie. Are ya on the level? Time out for a Sweet Cap. Playboys Winram and Fenwick. Ali., Sweet Mystery of Life . . . St. Mary's Repair Dept. Concert maistro and the cat's meow. Cuties, all six. Look at the cute little Parameciums. That's me, Hunter. third XI Prexy HUNTER-the Women's Association's Dimple Darlingnd genial tap man of the Union lLocal 13b. Besides carrying Varsity activities to a glorious height. managed to Gnd much time for after- noon teas and hen parties. Being one of U. M. T. Ufs smartest lieu- tenants, he related to me an incident which he handled with extreme strategy. On being approached for advice by a petty sergeant when he encountered the enemy as thick as peas, he bellowedi Shell them, you idiot, shell them!