University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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VARSITY FK.- l3ERS0NAlITIlfS - 223. Illustrated by I .. , i U still Freshie Queen rides supreme. Strolling across the campus. jamboree. Taking it easy between lectures. Horne and Iverson of United. canteen. Convocation Day parade. Official Degree-Disher-Outers. Enjoying an after dinner joke. A little Cleef. Better than a stujjfy ol' classroom VARSITY PERSONALITIESQ Written by OSCAR GOOSEBERRIES A heart-breaking episode in 14 curtain calls on the otherwise straight and shady life of the U.M.S.U., presented by the makers of Jippso, those famous suds that take the dirt out of Sommerfeld's joke column without scrubbing, without that ordinary backaching, bellyaching washboard serenading. And, remember!-Jippso can also be used on days other than Mondays as a mild aperient. On Sunday mornings it makes up a most effective effervescent after-the-night-before hangover Fixer-upper. Save the box tops and when you have three send them to us along with 10 cents to cover cost of mailing and handling and we will send you a brand new 30-foot yacht .... We begin our story. The scene, Treasury Office . . . Marg. Halstead leads a sewIng bee Variety show at the roller skating UNO, I didnft see him in the John Russell's Stage Door Genial Stan Philips and girl friend Knowland sketches a model

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Hoogstraten and his gang. S11 of us, and an intermission. Van Sommerfeld and a few other guys. A lzttle tipsy-i.e., the picture. Oh Boy! Not the Blue Danube. Bells of St. Mary's. Now show us the way to go home. Thirty-two legs-M-m-mummaI A scramble for victuals. Who said dat-lemme atem! II Grin and Bear it BRICKENDEN and EHiciency Plus MILLIGAN, union Financial bosses, having served their sentences, have just retired, after a hectic year of matching and patching and majoring, of course, in the study of Figures, It is not surprising, therefore, that they appear in the state illustrated, but they can't help it, that's what happens to most financiers. When Brickenden asked for a raise, Milligan pulled out a pencil and paper and started Figuring . . . You work 8 hours, dat's Von t'ird de clay: von t'ird of 365 is 122 days vot you vork. Den dere is 52 Sundays, vich leafs 70 daysg 14 legal holidays and 2 Jewish holidays 05, leafes 54 days. You get von hour efery day for lunch, leafes 14 days. and I gif you two veeks vacation, mit pay . . , Now, ven in the hell do you vork M37 S 2514011