University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Rex llfliillllielrdl Parllors 365 PoRTAoE AVE. Where Gentlemen Meetl, PATRONAGE APPRECIATED P. M. CARTER. Prop. 41 STAR Sll-ERVllCClE XViII Keep You Looking Neal and Smart CALL 37 266 P lE R T ll-ll 9 S The 4 Smr Cleaners RIMES XVITHOUT REASQN This Jolonel lVas Never Diolonel A distinguished old one-legged colonel Once started to edit a jolonel: But soon. quite disgusted. Gave up - he was busted - And cried, The expenses is infolonelf' elf PF Pls XVhacht He Gacht A small boy when asked to spell yacht Most saucily said. 'Al will nacht: So his teacher in wrath Took a section of lath And warmed him up well on the spacht. ak Pk 94 Breaking ll Ough There once was a man who for hiccough Tried all the cures he could piccough. And the best without doubt. As at last he found oubt, ls warm water and salt in a ticcough. Maybe He 'Wanted to Romb He learned to play tunes on a comb, And became such a nuisance at homb, That Ma spanked him and said, A'Shall I put you to baid? And he cheerfully answered her, Nomb. all Dk :lf She Meted a Pareted of Her Peelings A lady who deftly crocheted A terrible temper displeted. On finding. when through. That a dropped stitch or twough Had ruined the garment she'd meted. ak ek Dk The Go-Gebtor A merchant addressing a debtor Remarked in the course of his lebtor That he chose to suppose A man knose what he ose: And the sooner he pays it the bedtor. -HExcerpts from Spelling. Wife Cto neglectful husbandj : Do you not notice how nice John our neighbor is to his wife? Whyf. he embraces her. pats her on the cheek and kisses her every morning before he goes to work. And then when he gets outside the door he throws her a kiss too. She: 'Alt's a wonder you never do that? He: How can l? I clon't even know the woman. A Comfortable Place l to Eat . . . A The Sillver Sllipper A 303 FORT STREET 4 Doors South of Portage PHONE 25 578 FIOU-'HFS-Write Ihemf o Our Membership in F.T.D. IU00 M1'les Inside 60 Nlinules C I Guarantees Safe Delivery VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET

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f70r Czfniversity ,Dances and Banquets The Ilieair y Catering Dept. is equipped to serve large or small banquets, dinners or lunches. in the Picardy Banquet Hall or in clubrooms or private homes. This service is inexpensive. The success of a dinner or dance depends to a great extent on the excellence of the menu and the efficiency of the service. The Picardy Catering Department will relieve comrnitlees of all worry ana' bother by planning and serving dinners or lunches to suit any occasion. TELEPHONE MR. GILLESPIE-37 O82 . Y I I I i cANov ' i M the Honor List Three Convenient Sizes 6-oz. I2-oz. 28-oz. DREWRYS DRY GINGER AIJE The best mixer in any company, pure, sparkling and Zestful Ur H 1E DREWRYS LIMITED VJINNIPEG

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