University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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NEW VERSION Mother, may I go out to swim? Yes, but watch your behavior, Keep away from those cameramen Or you'1l land in the rotogravuref' -W.C1., in the Boston Transcript. SURPRISE Jim, darling-I've something important to tell you. Yes, Betty? I-I hardly know how to begin4' Go ahead, dear. Don't be afraid. It-it may seem a little sudden to you, a little too soon, but I know it's going to make you awfully happy, dear. 'AVJell, anyhow- UI should have told you before. But I'm such a silly about some things! And now I've got to tell you- Betty, will you please tell me and get it over with! Just a minute then 'til I get it out of my pocketbook. Isn't it an awkward thing in this long brown envelope? Look, darling-our in- terlocutory decreeY -W.W., in Judge. i 1 4 I Father: USO you want to marry my daught- er? Suitor- Yes, but first I want to know if there's any insanity in your family? Father: No, and there's not going to be any. -Washington Cougars Paw. She: 'AAnd if I sit over in that nice dark corner with you. will you promise not to hug me? I-Ie: Yes Her: And will you promise not to kiss me? I-lim: Yes Feminine: And will you promise not to- Masculine: A'Yes. She: Then, what do you want me to go over there for? -Ala. Rammer-Jammer. How did you like the Empire State Build- ing? I didn't like the aluminum striped tower. Why, that's the point of the whole thing! -Harvard Lampoon. 'UX9' FAMO U S MILLINERY VJINNIPEGS HAT STYLE . - - :-' 1:-1-41' 4' 3' 4' ft- -'59 - 'Till '. 3 ,. -1- V. -i' 12-' . 13' WE 45-vii:-G 'Q 5i:f.3::?-'.q'1t fQ 1,-was: , N 1gt11L-11::i1-13:31:-1313134551-:1:5:':-1 .1-1-111.55 .1-'fs w,,, -4-M: vm :1-1-11:31-1,11-1-:V13.21-11.5-1411.1-1-'' . 4211- -1-ig if5'5:g5.?:y :1G:21-.-.-2--21111:2::1:1:5:1:1:EQ.-1-:f-2-': 21 iiiiilzfg'1',12i1g1?7 5'- ., 4- ,- 14: mfg? ,-.ga -:-1-xv' f- ':-i::E1z1::1z1:1:g11 gal 'i ', 1 115151: .g211'A1E1 -22:1 '.2g.Q 412515 55111:-115233 31? A f'7i' 45251152511111213151315651531131115 if 32951221 .4 ,giziitiiizgzgiiizglzi:11Eg1:7:E555:g1S:i:5. -. -:ALA -'Wi-1-2:-:-1-1:-1-145:41-1:-:-:-1:i1-:-11i:,:-1515-A-., -.11:..:42:1.:-151.1-Li1-1-13:1.1':Zz5.1':-15.:':-13.3.1-21.2, 15 --.cl 75151-13.3-.':'-151:-13:131-15:3:115gi:T1-13111:3211131115-21111 -I-'1 L. .,.,.,,.,,, .,....4.,., A.,.. . . .,.4...,.,....,.,. v , ,A H '3Q:2i:Q',, '1B:212 ' i 31:':21Tlf:?: 31:1 FRESH PRETTY GAY SMART Thousands of beautiful models to choose from at Popular Prices 884 IVIAIN ST. COR. STELLA AVE. WINNIPEG, MAN. Northbound Passengers Leave Car at Dufferin Aue. LOOK FOR THE BIG NEON SIGN

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.,..,, -if f, ,Lyn X 7 4 ' 3 l I OVE ONLY ME ' I ' ' ' Davis Show Cjara' School I I y y I I I I New Magic Perfume Creation All lhe Rage in ' ' I H Il ' lf l Smzilz Signs T O MOI I , Lvl LIN! ONLY Nllf help bring you success In Love and I Social Aifmurs, Let LOVE ONLY All: help you win and hold Ihr Jflvcllon of your sweetheart. I.ON'l ONLY RIF ii an 24 Q enchanting. mystic. powerful aroma. designed to captivate I I .Ill who some within its circle, Old and young, rich and N po-Ir surrcngjir to 1:3 Zhnrnal ynd magic. Oar QOUBLIL SIRI-SIXTH I3 si r. win Iv 1 r manv mont s. erin ll 314 SMITH STREET ' lcnlii..-.1 IN onmz. . . ...X ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,, 00 A IVell Paid Profession or an Added Asset in . PRINCESS CO. Arm Line of Btzsziriuss me .-'XTJELAIDL ST. He drinks something awful. VJhat are the pre-meds scrubbing that frosh Yes, I know. I've been to his parties.- for? Ala- Rammer-Jammer. So they can save a biology field trip for specimens. -Colorado Dodo. After men. monkeys have the most intelli- Are you folks saving anything? gencef' says an author. Others will say that Vv'ell, not exactly, but we have quit spending women-after-men have the most. money We haven't got. -Pathfinder. Say It IVz'th Flowers , Flowers For All Say ll 'With Ours AI Prices For All VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET y IIX EIIIUIQII RESIDENTIAL I Specialties in gina lulzoiograplzy I CAREITUL ATTENTION AND SPECIAL PRICES TO GRADUATES. NO RUSH, SIU Clrooles, Hrtist anal Cyamera luortraitisi 4 ACADEMY ROAD At Maryland Bridge PHONE 41 520 PRIVATE PARKING

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: E'f'?f-A -f 'EA--'E f cf, A teacher in a public school asked her class I Sporting Goodlsa l I XVQ carry a complete stock of all seasonable I HUSWCFCCI' when SUdd9l'1IY 3W3Y back on the last the question: Wlio was Nero? For a space of time none of the children Y merchandise. See us for all your requirements, bench 3 little hand WHS raised and 3. Very dimin- SXLVEATERSV PENNANTS AND utive miss piped out: IU-IRCBCIIQY. I know. I MONOGRP-M? IN FACULTY Vv'ell, Betty. how do you know who Nero i AND UNIVERSITY COLORS, I Wassi- v ' ' ' I ,, . . ,, . Ewrythmg Good m Spomng Goods I Cause, chirped the m1te, I heard em SI'1HlWV,S SPOIFTIT SIUOIFC II..-fd. r singing about him in my Sunday school. 378 PORTAGE AVE. 4gOpposite the Boyd Bldg.J And what did they Sing about Nero in , E , Y I your Sunday school? pursued the teacher. . . VJh , lr 'NI M G d Th .' Young Suitor: I would like to marry your Y HIV Sang 1 em Y O to ee daughter. Business Pappy: VJell-er-you can leave Wife: MYR? donvt love me moron , , Husband: Why. dear, I do. your name and address, and if nothing better Wife, UYOU couldn-t love a Woman with YUYUS UP W9 CHU U0fifY YOu, such old clothes as I have. The Home of . lVinn1'peg's Flowerphones Beuuliful Flowers 80 887 and 87 971 VICTOR I,. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET fi in T T T A' El l I I . . l l auIIf g ofliavb xmufeb I E Qafafogueg, Qfoflbevg, Ipvojramg, l X Eoogfefg anb genera? Qffice I vpvinfingw I p . l 1 SECOND AND THIRD FLOORS. FREE PRESS BUILDING, WINNIPEG I - - E - V