University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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The farmer sat on the porch with a jug of V corn likker beside himi The salesman came up the steps: How do you do, sir. l have here a monu- Czghe greafel' mental work on agriculture which gives all the y newest methods in farming. 0 Vv'hat good will it do me? XVhy. it will teach you how to be a better i farmer. Don't want it. Ain't half as good a farmer for nom as l know how to be. -Saturday Eve- l ning pos, QUALITY REPINEMENT -1 i SERVICE 4 You must pay your tuition in advance for 3 your stenography, Miss. l 'Pay tuition in advance? l-low do l know 4 you can teach me anything? l Full Dining Room Service with Home Cooking exclusruelgj Dancing every Saturday night in the Rose Roomg Parties specially Now that they are revising all the history V ffffeffd IO books, why not carry it a little further and get the Horatio Alger series up to date thus: 4 True to l-lis Bank Depositorsf' Prom Riches to Rags. 1 llslflk Of S511 Short- , H PHONE 28 907 180-2-4 PORTAGE AVE. From President to Columnist. i A'Joe. the Bootleggerf' l A- 4 . grim KUD KS, lF LMS ' AND Everything Photographte .Developing - lurinfing - gnlarging and framing of Superior Quality EASTMAN KUDAK STORES lLllMllTlElD 287 PORTAGE AVENUE

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I Beautiful ewellery I Johnsonell-lluitehinsoim llsitcllf. Dzizmond Merchczms and Sz'It'ersm1'Ihs I Visit our Intimate Jewellery Shop, where your small- I est requirements will receive our personal attention. 286 PORTAGE AVENUE i i .7 I fgouclzcfown I for fffealtlz . In the classroom or on the p I campus. there is no more , , nourishing food than- I privy Minute I A quart a day will keep you in better condition for play , or studies. l I J Piio e 87 647 i ii I i Un W Win .W Y, Y V Vw Manager: Vi'hat we want is a night watch- man who will watch. be alert and ready for the slightest indication of burglars. Somebody who can sleep with one eye and both ears open, and is not afraid to tackle anything or any- body. Applicant: Ah, I see. I'll send me wife Billie: My dad is an Elk. a Moose, a Lion and an Eagle. Bobby: I-low much does it cost to see him? Did you hear of the lady who visited a trance medium last winter. and asked to have her late husband summoned from the other world for a short conversation? Vw'hen the shade of her departed lesser half reported for the interview, the following col- loquy took place: Widow: Is that you. John, dear? Spirit: Indeed it is, dearest. Widoxv: And John. dear. are you happy? Spirit: Far from it. Vwfidowz A'And where are you, John? Spirit: In helll Widovsf: Oh. my poor John! Would you not love to come back, John. to this earth again. and join your dear little wife lBang - bang - bang. Rap - rap - rap. Table upsetsl. PM Spirit: Not on your tin-typef A five-year-old son awoke at 3 a.m. and said to his mother, Mother, tell me a story. I-lush, dear. replied mother. daddy will be home any hour now. and tell us both one. Edna- I-low did you get that mark on the cheek. Helen? Helen- The boss had his pen behind his around. ear when he said 'Good morning' to me. GfUdUUf'i0'7 BUUFIUUS Q h od Get Our Prices Before G'-'UfU'7fFf'd I0 Df'11!7h1 e I Placing Your Order VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET

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.,..,, -if f, ,Lyn X 7 4 ' 3 l I OVE ONLY ME ' I ' ' ' Davis Show Cjara' School I I y y I I I I New Magic Perfume Creation All lhe Rage in ' ' I H Il ' lf l Smzilz Signs T O MOI I , Lvl LIN! ONLY Nllf help bring you success In Love and I Social Aifmurs, Let LOVE ONLY All: help you win and hold Ihr Jflvcllon of your sweetheart. I.ON'l ONLY RIF ii an 24 Q enchanting. mystic. powerful aroma. designed to captivate I I .Ill who some within its circle, Old and young, rich and N po-Ir surrcngjir to 1:3 Zhnrnal ynd magic. Oar QOUBLIL SIRI-SIXTH I3 si r. win Iv 1 r manv mont s. erin ll 314 SMITH STREET ' lcnlii..-.1 IN onmz. . . ...X ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,, 00 A IVell Paid Profession or an Added Asset in . PRINCESS CO. Arm Line of Btzsziriuss me .-'XTJELAIDL ST. He drinks something awful. VJhat are the pre-meds scrubbing that frosh Yes, I know. I've been to his parties.- for? Ala- Rammer-Jammer. So they can save a biology field trip for specimens. -Colorado Dodo. After men. monkeys have the most intelli- Are you folks saving anything? gencef' says an author. Others will say that Vv'ell, not exactly, but we have quit spending women-after-men have the most. money We haven't got. -Pathfinder. Say It IVz'th Flowers , Flowers For All Say ll 'With Ours AI Prices For All VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET y IIX EIIIUIQII RESIDENTIAL I Specialties in gina lulzoiograplzy I CAREITUL ATTENTION AND SPECIAL PRICES TO GRADUATES. NO RUSH, SIU Clrooles, Hrtist anal Cyamera luortraitisi 4 ACADEMY ROAD At Maryland Bridge PHONE 41 520 PRIVATE PARKING