University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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I Beautiful ewellery I Johnsonell-lluitehinsoim llsitcllf. Dzizmond Merchczms and Sz'It'ersm1'Ihs I Visit our Intimate Jewellery Shop, where your small- I est requirements will receive our personal attention. 286 PORTAGE AVENUE i i .7 I fgouclzcfown I for fffealtlz . In the classroom or on the p I campus. there is no more , , nourishing food than- I privy Minute I A quart a day will keep you in better condition for play , or studies. l I J Piio e 87 647 i ii I i Un W Win .W Y, Y V Vw Manager: Vi'hat we want is a night watch- man who will watch. be alert and ready for the slightest indication of burglars. Somebody who can sleep with one eye and both ears open, and is not afraid to tackle anything or any- body. Applicant: Ah, I see. I'll send me wife Billie: My dad is an Elk. a Moose, a Lion and an Eagle. Bobby: I-low much does it cost to see him? Did you hear of the lady who visited a trance medium last winter. and asked to have her late husband summoned from the other world for a short conversation? Vw'hen the shade of her departed lesser half reported for the interview, the following col- loquy took place: Widow: Is that you. John, dear? Spirit: Indeed it is, dearest. Widoxv: And John. dear. are you happy? Spirit: Far from it. Vwfidowz A'And where are you, John? Spirit: In helll Widovsf: Oh. my poor John! Would you not love to come back, John. to this earth again. and join your dear little wife lBang - bang - bang. Rap - rap - rap. Table upsetsl. PM Spirit: Not on your tin-typef A five-year-old son awoke at 3 a.m. and said to his mother, Mother, tell me a story. I-lush, dear. replied mother. daddy will be home any hour now. and tell us both one. Edna- I-low did you get that mark on the cheek. Helen? Helen- The boss had his pen behind his around. ear when he said 'Good morning' to me. GfUdUUf'i0'7 BUUFIUUS Q h od Get Our Prices Before G'-'UfU'7fFf'd I0 Df'11!7h1 e I Placing Your Order VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET

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The farmer sat on the porch with a jug of V corn likker beside himi The salesman came up the steps: How do you do, sir. l have here a monu- Czghe greafel' mental work on agriculture which gives all the y newest methods in farming. 0 Vv'hat good will it do me? XVhy. it will teach you how to be a better i farmer. Don't want it. Ain't half as good a farmer for nom as l know how to be. -Saturday Eve- l ning pos, QUALITY REPINEMENT -1 i SERVICE 4 You must pay your tuition in advance for 3 your stenography, Miss. l 'Pay tuition in advance? l-low do l know 4 you can teach me anything? l Full Dining Room Service with Home Cooking exclusruelgj Dancing every Saturday night in the Rose Roomg Parties specially Now that they are revising all the history V ffffeffd IO books, why not carry it a little further and get the Horatio Alger series up to date thus: 4 True to l-lis Bank Depositorsf' Prom Riches to Rags. 1 llslflk Of S511 Short- , H PHONE 28 907 180-2-4 PORTAGE AVE. From President to Columnist. i A'Joe. the Bootleggerf' l A- 4 . grim KUD KS, lF LMS ' AND Everything Photographte .Developing - lurinfing - gnlarging and framing of Superior Quality EASTMAN KUDAK STORES lLllMllTlElD 287 PORTAGE AVENUE