University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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SELECTED I would live all my life in nonchalancc and insouciance Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. A girl who is bespectacled Don't even get her nectacled, But safety pins and bassinets Await the girl who fascinets. -Ogden Nash. Boss tpointing to cigarette stub on floorj Smith. is that yours? Smith: Not at all. sir-you saw it first. --Montreal Star. Mother uses cold cream, Father uses lather. My girl uses powder- At least. that's what I gather. REELECTION ON ICE BREAKING HOUSE DETECTIVE Candy I-Iis ponderous ubiquity IS davdv The moral code intones But liquor To castigate iniquity IS qulcker' He secretly condones. -Ogden Nash. Sure-Safe-Suxift Service , Two Flowerphones As Ni-tif As Your Home the Qrch ld so 887 and 87 971 VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET Superfinish Saver . . . THB BROWN BROTHERS ILIIMIITIEID TORONTO. CANADA Bookbinders, Illholesale Stationers and Paper Dealers Winnipeg Book Bindery Limited The Pioneer Loose Leaf House LOOSE LEAF FORMS, BINDERS, PAPER RULING AND GENERAL BOOKBINDING Binding and Gold Stamping of Brown and Gold Year Book 1932 303-305-307 FORT STREET PHONE 24 135

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I Beautiful ewellery I Johnsonell-lluitehinsoim llsitcllf. Dzizmond Merchczms and Sz'It'ersm1'Ihs I Visit our Intimate Jewellery Shop, where your small- I est requirements will receive our personal attention. 286 PORTAGE AVENUE i i .7 I fgouclzcfown I for fffealtlz . In the classroom or on the p I campus. there is no more , , nourishing food than- I privy Minute I A quart a day will keep you in better condition for play , or studies. l I J Piio e 87 647 i ii I i Un W Win .W Y, Y V Vw Manager: Vi'hat we want is a night watch- man who will watch. be alert and ready for the slightest indication of burglars. Somebody who can sleep with one eye and both ears open, and is not afraid to tackle anything or any- body. Applicant: Ah, I see. I'll send me wife Billie: My dad is an Elk. a Moose, a Lion and an Eagle. Bobby: I-low much does it cost to see him? Did you hear of the lady who visited a trance medium last winter. and asked to have her late husband summoned from the other world for a short conversation? Vw'hen the shade of her departed lesser half reported for the interview, the following col- loquy took place: Widow: Is that you. John, dear? Spirit: Indeed it is, dearest. Widoxv: And John. dear. are you happy? Spirit: Far from it. Vwfidowz A'And where are you, John? Spirit: In helll Widovsf: Oh. my poor John! Would you not love to come back, John. to this earth again. and join your dear little wife lBang - bang - bang. Rap - rap - rap. Table upsetsl. PM Spirit: Not on your tin-typef A five-year-old son awoke at 3 a.m. and said to his mother, Mother, tell me a story. I-lush, dear. replied mother. daddy will be home any hour now. and tell us both one. Edna- I-low did you get that mark on the cheek. Helen? Helen- The boss had his pen behind his around. ear when he said 'Good morning' to me. GfUdUUf'i0'7 BUUFIUUS Q h od Get Our Prices Before G'-'UfU'7fFf'd I0 Df'11!7h1 e I Placing Your Order VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET