University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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.. tl- - - '71 I Trained Effort Forges Ahead It is While your University education is still a fresh and happy possession with you that it should be related to a practical business training. Wise are those students who realize that this is an age of specialization in commerce and industry, and who decide to supplement their university education with a specialized business training before starting on a career. unnnnunnunuuMuunnnnnnnnnunuMuuuuuuunnnunnvnnwnuuuuununnnununununucnuuuuuwMMMWHvuununnnnnpuuuuuuuuuuuuunnu IN SESSION AILJL SUMMER uwuuuhwnutuunuuuMuuununnnnntununuMMNunuuunuuunnnuwuuuuuuununuunnnuunuuUuMMMunuunnnnnnunuwuuuuuuuunnnnuuuu I0 X 5 rus1N1sSs cDutcE

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1 9' TT l LErath1m1ite'a Tea Rooms anal Soda Fountain LUNC1-IES. DINNERS. AFTERNOON TEAS Portage Ave. and Vaughan St. . Open to 12 p.m. Telephone 23 351 l R for the Coorrecl 1 gnferprelafion 1 1 'TM of the gfew . l .57Vfoa'es i suolis Q AT 1 W . 1 MacI.e0d's Shoe Store 1 lVomen's Shoes l l Exclusively 1 2. 1 p 378 Pomavis AVE. , 55 l XVomen coming to this i 1 store will find our new X Q- 5' Q stockscompletein 15' Q every detail .... ., ' ' ' Exceptional ff l values evident af .l l 1 ' at all times. v HE .Q - -aj , Sick woman in bed, to physician: Oh, doctor. there must be something dreadful the matter with me-you look so pleased. The polite dinner guest turned to the for- bidding female on his left and said: Tell me. . . . there is no stoplight For a talkative cosmopolite. They are repetitious and prolix As confirmed alcoholix will insist on describing in many badly chosen words to any unfortunate godfor- saken hearer The delights of London and Vienna and Paris and the Rivearer . . . And a lot of other little points they have picked up in their voyaging. And altogether they manage to be pretty damned And annoyaging. Oh Lord: Why doesn't everybody that goes abrord stay abrord? -Ogden Nash. The President of the Bank to his Secretary: Go through these old envelopes and see if you can find a stamp-I want to write a letter. A fellow has to be a contortionist to get by these days. First of all. he's got to keep his back to the wall and his ear to the ground. Hes expected to p.ut his shoulder to the wheel. his nose to the grindstone. keep a level head. and both feet on the ground. And. at the same time, look for the silver lining with his head in the clouds. Then there's the Hollywood producer who was heartbroken because none of his directors knew how to make a movie of the depression. There's a decided uniformity in the con- tents of my mail this morning. Julia. 1-low do you mean. dear? About all my letters begin with the same word, 'Unless'. A depression is a period when people do with- dear lady. have you children. by any - er - out things their parents never had.-lV1inneap- chance? olis Star. Enjoy Special , Spring Flowers at flower Values Exceptionally Low Prices VICTOR L. SCOTT FLORISTS 311 DONALD STREET

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, 5 Clvinnipeg S ylffusical Qenter N ,, see? 51 I ll' . Hn all W, I '1 1 . it I. ..,,' T-- Ti .--W .. . - 7 I I -,I L T I r' 'F BF J 1' I.. iq, - ,f- -- fx-1'- ,L 1- ia A complete musical service at your command whether you are interested in a radio or saxophone. You will be assured of the highest quality and the most reasonable prices. . . Eflicicnt. courteous salespeople. STEINWAY. HEINTZIXIAN PIANOS. VICTOR RADIOS AND RECORDS. MUSIC. IVIUSICAL INSTRUIXIENTS. Buy from Established and Reliable Specialists WlllllllIElilllMll ii'Is 553 DORTAGE AVE. O STORFS .xr Your Serzvice C. P, WALKER, lllanager Playing High-Class Musical and Dramatic 1-Iltractions How did that guy get in here? He threw a cork-screw over the transom. fliansas Sour Owl. Cars are being made in so many colors that they will match almost any costume, says a womans page note. but what we'd like to find is a nice, snappy new one to match our income. +Boston Herald. First Guest: I'm sure I don't know why they call this hotel the Palms, do you? I've never seen a palm anywhere near the place? Second Guest: You'll see them before you go. It's a pleasant little surprise the whole staff keeps for the guests on the last day of their stayfilllinois Central Magazine. An advertisement states there are over a mil- lion germs on a subway strap. And we suppose about nine-tenths of them are hoping to get a seat at the next stop.-Judge. A man was complaining of the lack of warmth in the boarding-house in which he was staying. In the daytime it is bad enough. he said. Ubut at night I frequently wake up and hear my teeth chattering on the dresingftable. fTit- Bits. lst Co-ed: I see where Nietzsche says that all worthwhile ideas come while your'e walk- ing. 2nd Co-ed: Oh, that's out of date, Mine come just a few minutes before. Young man. to the girl who takes things seriously: A'VVhat are your views on kissing? I haven't any? I close my eyes! Ihr Mercury ll'uLl . IJ'XG',7u'.IfXXu5:x:N' Is Ciuarunlei-.I 6 I lilmwgs II I D 'N'lw ST' If1.oiusTs v1cToR L. SCOTT