University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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BIG BUSINESS Football now is in big business. Last year Yale went over the top with a million-dollar season-and a net profit from football alone of S543,084.76. Harvard. with a much smaller stadium, made 3420787 from her big-business football. Princeton's net profit last year was fBZ98,88O. In the Middle West, Michigan did S62-1,407 gross business with a net profit of S4l5,3Z8. By and large it was a great season-with gross gale receipts of S50.000,000.-Cosmopolitan. A Scotsman. upon entering a sadler's asked for a single spur. What use is one spur? asked the man. Vv'ell, replied Sandy, 'Aif I can get one side of the horse to go the other one will hae to come wi' it. -Port Arthur News-Chronicle. I never saw a fair co-ed XVho started out with good intent To find what college really meant. She'd rather fool around instead. I never saw a fair co-ed Vvlho wouldn't take a man's last cent To buy herself a meal. Relent? She's only Waiting to be fed. I never saw a fair co-ed Who wouldn't give her Whole consent To leave her books, adventure-bent. She's only waiting to be led. I never saw a fair co-ed. JACK S. MAsoN. U. of California '32. Tenant fpaying billjz Well, I'm square now. Landlord: Yes, and I hope you'll soon be round again. -Family Herald. Quality Flowers , The Home of At Lower Prices Guaranteed Flowers VICTOR I.. SCOTT FLORISTS 3ll DONALD STREET l WTNNTPlEG9S lLlEAlDlING TlHIlEATlRlES i METROPOLITAN RKO WTNNTPIEG RKO CCAlPlITCOlL GAIIIETY T ll 'V O lL ll CRESCENT WUNDIERLAND A R lL lI N CG T O N