University of Manitoba - Brown and Gold Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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ACCNTANCY TRACK Back RULE- E. Stemshorn A, Monk front Rouqf C. Read D. Taylor P. McGavxn Absent- D. McDonald ACCNTANCY JUNIOR HOCKEY Back Rott'- R. McLaren la Blclntosh XV. Smith lcoachj J. Ncfce fron! Rmtf C. Read. D. Taylor C. Chaiawav S. Hollingshend J lllscy ITHIN a yard of the finish- ing tape in the century dash, Dave McDonald was most unfortunate in stumbling as he crossed the line a winner. According to regulations he was dis- qualified for fouling an opponent into whose lane he had momentarily staggered. As for the remainder of the team, they were out there trying-what more can one ask? Academic shortcomings prevented us from aiding the University in inter-collegiate com- petition. Coming years will Witness a growth in importance in this department of our activities. T seemed for some time that the hockey sextette was destined to duplicate the triumph of our football representatives. Although handicapped as usual by playing short-handed, due to out-of-town players. it was not until the final game that Medicine managed to dent the meshes for the lone goal registered against us during the league's play. It was by this narrow margin that the Ac- countancy puck-chasers were eliminated from the hockey picture. Last year we predicted success for the football eleven. This was fulfilled. This year we nominate the hockey aspirants for 1932-33 honors. Due warning! Page Two Hundred and Su:

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1 The Kitchen Luneheons, Classroom Wisdom . CRIMONY. sometimes called holy, is another name for marriage. Celibacy is a crime a priest commits when he marries. A Protestant is a woman who gets her living through an immortal life. lVhat are rabies. and what would you do for them? Rabies are Jewish priests, I should do nothing for them. A momentum is what you give a person when they are leaving. Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing. ln Christianity a man can only have one wife. This is called Monotony. The dog came bounding down the path emitting whelps at every bound. Jacob. son of Isaac. stole his brothers birth mark. Our Father which are in Heaven, Harold be thy name. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was born in Portland, Maine. while his parents were traveling on the Continent. He made many fast friends: among the fastest were Alice and Phoebe Cary. Launcelot arrived at a castle, where he asked if he could be put up with for the night. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population. The government of England is a limited mockery. The letters M.D. signify mentally de- ficientf' Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcu- pines. The Mediterranean and the Red Sea are connected by the sewage canal, Climate lasts all the time. but weather only for a few days. Chivalry is the attitude of a man toward a strange woman. Appendicitis is caused by information in the appendix. ln 1470 Elizabeth had an indisposition from the Pope. A monologue is a converation between two people. such as husband and wife. Vesuvius is a volcano and if you will climb up to the top you will see the creator smok- mg. Science is material. Religion is immaterial. Gravity was discovered by Isaac Walton. lt is chiefly noticeable in the autumn. when the apples are falling off the trees. lVhat part did the U.S. Navy play in the war? lt played the Star Spangled Banner. - BoNERs and MORE BoNERs. 35x63 Y.M.oA. Banquets, Bridge Parties and D aneiiinlg From 8 p.m. or by arrangement A. W. BOUTTELI. A comfortable place to eat good food