University of Maine at Portland - Reflection / Umpire Yearbook (Portland, ME)

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EDGAR L. JORDAN HARLAN P. HIGGINS E. LINWOOD JORDAN Insurance and Suretv Bonds CHESTER L.JORDAN 8: co. Room 302, Press Building Monument Square PORTLAND, MAINE 'anngrwa gamma $11M RECREATION ROOMS 24 Billiard Tables Car0m and Pocket 12 Bowling $lleys Soda Shop and Lunch Room Barber Shopw12 Chairs Two Manicurists all on One Floor - PORTLAND, MAINE A. H. SOUVINEY, Proprietor

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T H 1C A LIPSTICK WHOSE Fm'ma Is Goon. I've never kicked at the 'gowns you wear, Your hats 1 most always enjoy. You would look nice in almost anything With the charms and grace you employ. There's only one favor I ask of you I'll state ll 50 I'm understood, Do as you p'eaae with anything-mut- Pat 3 lipstick whose flavor is good. I751; The powder you use makes no difference to me. Violet or some other name. 1 law: nu pnrlieular choice of perlumti. They seem to be nearly the same. But there's one thing I insist on, You'll do it?-l knew you would. It surely will please me-I' don't ask for much- Use a lipstick whose flavor is good. PENN. STATE. anrn. Rastus: tlWThat fo' you-all got yo' pants on wrong side out fo'. nigger ? Samba: ll 'Cause Ah's goin' to due hall m-night and ah wants to git de bag outer de knees. lVilson: I used to work for Jones 81 Morgan. Robbins: Why did you leave ? Wilson: I couldn't stand them: they were always lighting. Robbins : Why, I thought that those partners were the best of friends! I dFd not know that they ever fought? Wilson: Well. they do. They fought all the time. First it was me and jones and then me and Morgan. So I quit. She: Don't you think that talkav live women are the most interesting ? He: tWhat other kinds are there? PUVTAN 2:! 'We suggest that Miss Nielsen stop holding hands in class with W ................ Mrs. Goodridge tin Salesmanshipfl: When you want a piece of pie and your mother leaves the room, what do you do ? Finley: Snatch it. Tm: Comma. Sms': A man who will carry a big hunting dog on his back over a mile'in hard going in the winter over breaking crust, because of the dog's bleeding feet is my idea at a regular He-Man. D0111 worry about what men say of you; think what might happen if they were mind readers. When you reach the mountain top, wig-wag courage to the fellow in the foothills. All of us can help the business by helping to cut-down wasteful expenses. A winning team-purpose and perspiration. A bore is a chap who talks about himself when you want to talk about yourself. Winning teams are not captained by pessimism. Don't expect applause-deserve it. Turn out the lights, it will help save eoaL Hitching your wagon to a star doesn't mean a movie star. Lots of people Crack jokes, but did you ever hear of anyone breaking them? Dad says that he is tired working his son's way through college.

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