University of Kentucky - Kentuckian Yearbook (Lexington, KY)

Text from Pages 1 - 346 of the 1920 volume:

THE KENTUCKIAN 1920 Volume XXI The Year Book of the University of Kentucky I .F.xiNCTON, Kentucky 4 r 1 ♦ FOREWORD It is not our desire in the publi- cation of this volume to offer to the world an imperishable work of literature, but merely to re- cord in simple and effective manner the deeds of our stu- dent days, so that in future life we may turn through these pages and live once again those days we spent in college halls. Hence, stranger, look not upon our humble work with critical eyes, but become as one of us, that you may the more appre- ciate the contents of this volume. College of Arts and Science This year the College of Arts and Science ha changed it name and will he known henceforth a The College of Art and Science . Never before in the history of the University has this college been able to give its students a broader and more liberal training than today. The able corps of instructors which was last year strengthened has this year had further additions to its ranks. The two former boys’ dormitories have been re- modeled into recitation building and turned over to the use of the college. Thus the Departments of Zoology. Economics and Sociology. Psychology. Bac- teriology. Botany, Music and Art and Design have been given more room to expand and to still further enlarge their scope of activity. The Little Theatre, situated in White Hall, has. under the auspices of the English Department, performed a real service in stimulating the interest of the community in play giving. This year also students in this college have been given the opportunity of practical work along sociological lines by the addition of Red Cross Courses to the curriculum. The College of Agriculture Under the direction of Dean Cooper the College . of Agriculture has always stood for a broad educa- tional program. This has been accomplished through its Experiment Station, teaching and extension de- partments. It has been his purpose through these agencies to make the agriculture of the state more profitable and the rural conditions more wholesome and attractive . 1 he short courses in Agriculture and Home Economics offered at the University and the movable schools which have been held in various parts of the state have been very successful in bringing the message of scientific agriculture to the farmer himself. (It) The College of Engineering The College of Engineering under the supervirion of Dean Anderson continues to increase the efficiency of the training given to the students of its various departments. The keen interest of the Dean for his department is felt by all the students. He has often •aid that he is not training engineers but executives; men who will go into the various branches of engi- neering to assume the responsible positions of indus- trial leadership. It is this training which each engi- neer who goes out from the university receives. The College of Law At the head of the Law College stands Judge Lafferty, the friend, guardian and advisor of all his students. The addition of several valuable men to the teaching staff has enabled the college to make lapid progress in the type of training offered. The length of term required for graduation has also been increased and the course now occupies the full four- year period. The Law College has advanced in a manner in keeping with the progress of the entire university. (17) Dean Simrall The office of the dean of women serves one of the most important functions in the life of the Uni- versity. As director of the social life and general welfare of the girls Dean Simrall is efficiently ful- filling the functions of her office. Not only has she sought the welfare and happiness of the women, but in every phase of university activity she has shown herself to be deeply interested. Having proven her- self to be a wise counselor and loyal friend. Miss Simrall is constantly growing in the esteem of the students. Her marked ability, not only as a writer, but as a lecturer and reader, have been recognized by the Women's Clubs over the State before whom she has appeared many times. Her gracious manner, her charming personality, her splendid vision have al- ready made her one of the most popular and valued members of the University faculty. The Dean of Men The office of the Dean of Men serves very effec- ti cly the many miscellaneous needs of the university students. Dean Mclcher has always endeavored to make the life of the students more wholesome, profit- able and above all, more enjoyable. By his wise counsel generations of students have prospered and we trust that many succeeding generations will be equally fortunate. (18) New Faculty Members Charles Herbert Anderson Professor of Engineering and Design Professor Anderson came lo the university from Seattle, Washington, where he had been many years engaged in railway engineering. While acting in this capacity he developed the steel car and certain ship-loading devices. W. P. Angel, A.B., M.A. Assistant Professor of Physics Professor Angel received his Bachelor’s Degree from the University of Tennessee and his Master's from Johns Hopkins University. He is a member of the Phi Kappa Phi honorary fraternity and an associate member of the American Chemical Society. Before coming to the university Professor Angel taught at Virginia Polytechnic Institute, North Carolina A. and M. College, Oklahoma A. and M. College, and Johns Hopkins University. John O. Barkman, B.A. Instructor in Dairy Manufactures Mr. Barkman is a 1915 graduate of Ohio State College. He has been engaged in commercial manu- facturing since 1915. Minna Belle Bates, B.S. Instructor in Art and Design Miss Bates is a graduate of Columbia University. Before coming to Kentucky she was supervisor of art in Sherman, Texas. Harry Best, A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Professor of Sociology Doctor Best is a social worker of note. He is a graduate of Centre College, and also holds the degrees of M.A., Columbia; LL.B., New York Law School, and Ph.D., Columbia. He is a member of the American Economics Association, the American Sociological Society, the American Association of Workers for the Blind, the Academy of Political Science, the American Historical Association, and the National Conference of Social Workers. Doctor Best has also been made honorary vice-president of the University Settlement Alumni, New York, and has written a number of books on sociological subjects. Marie Boterf, A.B. Instructor in Home Economics Miss Boterf is a graduate of the University of Missouri. She is a member of the Pi Lambda Theta honorary fraternity and of the American Home Economic Association. Howard Milton Boyd, A.B. Instructor in Chemistry Mr. Boyd is a graduate of Auburn College, and has been for two years a chemist for Eli Lildey Co., Indianapolis, Indiana. (19) George C. Buchheit Assistant Football Coach; Instructor in Physical Education. Mr. B«hWi. i. .� all-around alhlcle. A a roambor, of lh« fooM. bukjlWl. and •Jj� . ' the University of Illinois he did notable work. He is .1 member of the I heta I au and Delta lau Delta fraternities. John Scott Cleland, A.B., A.M., Ph.D. Assistant Professor of Economics and Sociology Professor Cleland received his advanced degrees at Princeton and the University of Pittsburgh. He is a member of the American Economics Association and of the American Sociological Society, rrolessor Cleland has devoted much of his time to social settlement and to other forms oh social work. He is one of the college men who early in the war gave their services to the country. L. Maybelle Cornell, B.S. Instructor in Textiles and Clothing M:.ss Cornell is a graduate of the University of Ohio. She is a member of the Phi Rho Omicron honorary home economics fraternity and of the American Home Economics Association. Previously to coming to the university Miss Cornell had done extension work in Ohio. Marietta Eichelbercer, A.B., S.M. Instructor in Nutrition Miss Eichelberger received her Bachelor's Degree at the Mississippi Industrial Institute and her S.M. Degree at the University of Chicago. She is a member of the Sigma Xi fraternity, and has taught in Shorter College. Rome. Georgia. G. W. Forster, B.S., M.S. Professor of Agricultural Economics Professor Forster received his B.S. degree at Cornell and his M.S. at Wiscons’n. He is a member of the American Farm Economics Association, has taught at the University of Wisconsin, and has been for two years in war service overseas. George Washington Goble, B.A., LL.B. Professor of Law Professor Goble received his advanced degree at Yale University. He is a member of the Gamma Eta Gamma honorary law fraternity and of the Delta Sigma Rho honorary debating fraternity. Besides having engaged in the practice of law for a number of years, Professor Goble has had four years of teaching experience. Jay Cook Grimes, B.S., M.S. Instructor in Animal Husbandry Professor Grimes received hi. Bachelor's Degree at the University of Tennessee and his advanced tf n ve ty r,SiIeKen,Ueky' '° Kcn,uck ' Mr- Grimes did extension work fo, William S. Hamilton (Oxon) Professor of Law ssav' K ”','ky-,,,d 'ni°yi • « • “ ■ � (20) Dean White Hendrickson, A.B., M.A. Instructor in English Mr. Hendrickson ij a recent graduate of the University of Virginia, having received his Bachelor’s Degree at that institution in 1918 and his Master’s in 1919. Curtis Judson Humphreys, B.S. Instructor in Physics Mr. Humphreys is a graduate of Ohio Wesleyan University. He is a member of the Phi Beta Kappa honorary fraternity. James Richard Johnson, B.M.E. Professor of Applied Mathematics Professor Johnson is the first graduate of the Mechanical College of the University, and is also a former faculty member, having held the position of professor of mathematics and mechanical engineering between the years of 1893 and 1905. He is a member of the Tau Beta Pi and the Lamp and Cross. James Byron Kelley, B.S. Professor of Agricultural Engineering Professor Kelley is a graduate of Iowa Stats College of Agricultural and Mechanical Arts. Ames. Iowa. He is a member of the American Society of Agricultural Engineers, and has taught in Iowa State College. Augustus N. May, A.B. Professor of Industrial Education and Supervisor of Trade and Industrial Education (Smith-Hughes) Professor May is a graduate of Berea College, and has taught in the Department of Manual Training and Free-Hand Drawing of that institution for the last fifteen years. Morris E. McCarty, B.S. Instructor in Zoology Mr. McCarty is a graduate of Purdue University, a member of the Scabbard and Blade, honorary military fraternity, and of the Lambda Chi Alpha. Gertrude McCheyne, B.S. Home Demonstration Leader Miss McCheyne received her degree at the University of Kansas. She is a member of the National Home Economics Associaticn. and has done extension work in Indiana and Kansas. Morris Scherico. B.S.. D.V.M. Instructor in Bacteriology Doctor Scherago is a graduate of Cornell University. He is a member of the American Veterinary Medical Association and of the Society of American Bacteriologists. He has served on the staffs of the Marine Hospital of the United States Public Health Service as bacteriologist and pathologist, and of the Life Extension Institute of New York as pathologist. (21) Josephine Simrall, B.S. Dean of Women; Assistant Professor of English The university is indeed fortunate in having obtained the services of Mils Simrall. from Sweet Briar College. Virginia, where she has taught for a number of years, graduate of Wellesley, and has previously taught at the University of Cincinnati. She comes to us Miss Simrall is a A. J. Steiner, D.V.M. Assistant Veterinarian Mr. Steiner is a graduate of Iowa State College. He i a member of the American Veterinary Medical Association and of the American Live Stock Sanitary Association. He has previously taught at Iowa State College and at Oklahoma A. and M. College. Olus J. Stewart, A.B., M.S. Mr. Stewart is a graduate of Ohio State and Purdue Universities. He is a member of the American Chemical Society, and has published a number of articles on chemical subjects. Captain Albert Sidney Johnson Tucker Professor of Military Science and Tadics Captain Tucker of the United Slates army was stationed here last fall when he returned from a year’s service overseas. While in France Major Tucker received especial honors for gallant conduct. William Dorney Valleau, A.B., Ph.D. Assistant Professor of Plant Pathology Doctor Valleau is a graduate of the University of Minnesota. He is a member of the Alpha Zeta. Gamma Alpha and Sigma Xi honorary fraternities, and of the American Atsoc'a'ion for the Advance- ment of Science and of the American Phylopathological Society. Doctor Valleau is also the author of a number of papers on pathological subjects. Julius Wolf, B.M.E. Assistant Professor of Steam Engineering Mr. Wolf is a graduate of the University of Kentucky of so recent a date that many of' his student escapades are still related on the campus by his admirers. He is a member of the Tau Beta Pi and Engineers Alph honor r ’ fraternities, and a member of the American Society of Mechanical Ernest R. Wood. A.B.. M.A. Principal of the Model School Hr°hTl, “ ®-adua'C °f °hi? Univmi,y and � Master’s Degree from Clark University (22) The University of Kentucky Alumni Association Officers Lexington, Ky. Frankfort, Ky. Lexington, Ky. Lexington, Ky. Executive Committee W. E. Freeman, Chairman................................................Lexington, Ky. Frank BaTTaile.........................................................Lexington, Ky. E. B. Webb.............................................................Lexington, Ky. Lula Locan.............................................................Lexington, Ky. T. T. Jones............................................................Lexington, Ky. George Brock..............................................................London, Ky. Greetings from the President I am sure we enter upon the year with a larger vision and a greater sense of oppor- tunity than ever before. 'Let us not forget the hand that made us. Our Alma Mater has not made large demands upon us. Her idea of the memorial to Kentucky’s sons fallen in the war was the first of its kind put forth in Kentucky. It has received enthusi- astic support, but there is much yet to be done. If every alumnus would do his utmost, the goal would be easily reached. Here is a definite enterprise for us to engage in, a task to test our mettle. Perhaps we might regard it as an alarm that might arouse some of our slumbering members. It is undoubtedly true that fully half of the graduates of the University of Kentucky are asleep. They have surely not awakened to their duty and to the opportunities offered to them. Mrs. Chas. J. Smith, President . Herbert Graham, Vice-President . ■S. B. Marks. Secretary-Treasurer . S. B. Marks, Editor, The Alumnus (23) M ory £ z oie A 'A hof c ooj ro A X A A io £ 7'1? 7 c . I? eneraS s-o. (26) (27) Senior Class Officers Clyde Bland . . IEdward Dabney . . Mary Turner............. Dorothy Middelton .... E. Everett Elsey .... Louise Will .... Marcaret Woll U. V. Garred Goebel Porter James A. Dixon Tom L. Gorman . . . Jesse W. Tapp............... J. Edward Parker, Jr................. . President . . . Praidenl . . . Vice-Praidenl ................Secretary . . . . Treasurer . . . Prophet . Hiilorian Crumbier . Orator . Poet . . . Ciflorian Editor-In-Chief Kentuckian . . Business Manager Kentuckian tGradualcd First Semester (29) Senior Class Nell Alford, B.S. in H. E..................................................Hartford, Ala. Kappa Knppn Gamma: Home Economic� Club, 'IS. She'� gay, � hc'� good. hc' true. She's sad. and bad, like me and you; But, good or bad. gay or sad, She’s . . . just Nell. Joseph Harrison Bailey, B.S. in M. E................................................Bagdad WeatlnBhouKC EnKlnOcrlnE Society; Class Baseball (2, 2. 4 : Tau Beta Knkc; Class Foot- ball (4): A. S. 1. E.: A. I. E. E. Joe once designed a bay window or a cowihed, and he has been called the Boy Architect ever since. Because he could ask questions rapidly enough to make even the profs dizzy, he has alto been called the Human Question Mark. However. Joe docs not let all the answers escape through the other car, so we predict that his storehouse of knowledge will be used to answer the questions of real life before long. Marie Barkley, B.S. in H. E......................................................Lexington Alpha Gamma Delta: Home Economics Society. Salt of the earth is Marie—one of the finest ever. When Marie says she will do a thing, you can be sure it will be done, and you won't have to bother any more about it. She will make her mark in whatever field she enters. (30) Senior Class Georce Childs Bauer, B.S................................................................Maysville Alpha Sigma Phi: Alpha Chi Sigma; U. S. Engineers. A. E. F. George is another one of ihc old boys—just how old we do nol know—bul he says that he can remember when ihe girls used to wear cars. Now he is older lhan you really thought he was. but he has improved with age. He knows all sorts of chemical formulae, likewise the solution of a number of vexing problems of the heart. Jane Stanley Bell, B.S. in H.E......................................................Nicholasville Chl Omega: Philosophia� ; Ag.-Home Ec. Club. Jane has certainly made a record for herself in the history of our famed University. Her amiable spirit, her refined humor and her kindly wit will not soon be forgotten by her host of friends. If Franklin's wife had known what she does, probably “The Gout would never have been written. Rupert Arthur Belt, B.S. in Agr..........................................................Sheridan Glee Club it. 3, 4); Republican Club: Ag.-Homo Ec. Club; Captain R. O. T. C. (3, 4); Strollers. Belt joined the navy and liked sailing so well that he sailed right out on the sea of matrimony. We were not surprised, for he had a system of rushing that would put even Dude to shame. In addition, he was so successful in his school work that he was able to leave us at mid-year and accept a good position in Smith Hughes' work. (31) Senior Class H. H. Bennett, B.S. in Agr..................................................Mayfield sigma Alpha Bp llon: Agricultural Society (1. 2. 3. : International Slock Judging V«am at Chicago. 1919. Hub made a name for himself, at well at a host of camput friendt. while he wat doorkeeper of one of the tludenlt' placet of amutemenl. Being forced oul of butinest by national law. he hat since devoted hit time to university work, and we shall not toon forget hit good work on the judging team at the inter- national. Hub will put Wet I Kentucky on the map when he goet back to the farm. Elizabeth L. Bertram, A.B......................................................................Vanceburg V. W. C. A.: Glee Club. ’1C. '19: English Club. '16: Horaee Mann; Itomnnco I.nngungc Club. Elizabeth, we underttand, it the suffragette of the Class of '20. But we arc sure that she is nol the militant type, for we cannot imagine the tall, dignified Elizabeth under any circumtlanecs being so for- Jetful of herself as to hurl stones—or dishes eilher, for that matter. Judging by the time she arrives for ournalitm classes, we would say that her mania is promptness. Her sense of fair play is positively masculine, for it has been hinted that she lias refused pointblank on a number of occasions to cut Amanda out. Hubert McGuire Blakey, LL.B.............................................................Beatiyvillc Sigma Alpha Ii| llon: Henry Clay l.aw Society. '19. '20: Union l.ttornry Society. '19. 'IO; Mnxonlc Club. '19. '20; Danko I bn 11 Team. '20. Mac made a huge mistake in his young life when he entered Centre. But that was not for long. I Ic is now in the safekeeping of Judge Lafferly. He is a basketball tosscr of no little ability, and can chew the blackest and meanest tobacco of any male student in the university. I Ic will Ik- missed by his host of friends after he leaves us in June. (32) Senior Class Margaret Tilford Bird, B.S. in H.E................................................Shclbyvillc Home Economic Honorary Fraternity; Home Economic Society '16. '19: Horace Mnnn: Phllosophlan '16. '19; Glee Club '18: Y. W. C. A. Margaret ha� not spent all four year� of her college career at the University, bul during ihc lime that � hc ha been here many A have been placed under her name on ihe registrar's books. Margaret is a steady worker, full of fun, and possesses a personality which will bring her success wherever she may go. CLYDF. Bland, B.S. in Agr..................................................................Cynthiana Alpha Cota: Class Treasurer (2); Class Football (1. 2, 4): Cynthiana Club: Agricultural Society (1. 2. 8. 4� . Treasurer (4): Class President (4). Clippy left us for a year and a half, but as soon as he had accepted the surrender of the German Navy he came back to be a member of the Class of '20. The Class wa� so well pleased with him that they elected him to fill the vacancy in the president's chair. Clyde will make a good farmer and he need not be lonesome unless he chooses. Lucille C. Blatz, B.S. in H.E..................................................................Louisville Alpha XI Delta: Y. W. C. A.: Glee Club '18. '19: Home Economic Club '18. '19; Louisville Club; Honorary Home Economics Fraternity. Ceil is ihc pop and the pet of the cla� � . If you don't know what that first adjective means, then you certainly are not familiar with Patt Hall jargon, for it means popular, and in this case has no substitute. There are not many girls who can get through four years of Home Ec.. never mi� � a dance nor a rush at that dance, who can play and sing, and yet remain charmingly unspoiled through it all. We know but one such girl—Lucille. (33) Senior Class Hervey Parks Boone, B.S. in M. E...............................................Lexington A. 8. M. K.: A. X. E. E.: Tan Rota Knkc; Vanity Football Squiul (2, 3): Claw Foot- ball (2. Track Manager • : Morrlman Engineering Society; ClnM Baseball (2, 3. t); Marconi Engineering Society; I.exington High School Club. “Initially hi name was H. P., but now it ha been changed to Horse-Power.” When the weather permits, Hervey parks Lizzie in front of Mechanical Hall ju� t in lime to blame a puncture for making liim mis the first three classes. Like several of hit fellow toilers, he lias studied himself into wearing eye-glasses, but he has found lime to star in class football. Kathleen Brand, B.S. in H. E.......................................................Mayfield Alpha Xi Delta; Home Economics Honorary Fraternity: Phllosophlnn I.ltorary Society: Cast of The Two Virtues : Tennis Club, ,1C-,17; Glee Club, ‘IS-’� � : Y. V. C. A.; Class Ofneer (3); Kentuckian Staff: Homo Economics Society. This Brand comes small, done up in a neat and attractive package, flavored with wit and spiced with common senic, handy in all sorts of emergencies, guaranteed to improve with acquaintance, effervesces to jazz, and will fit most admirably into the home of the most fastidious. Jerry Bromacem, B.S. in M. E, Louisville T.-iu Beta Kake; WestingliOusc: Marconi; A. S. M. K.: Cadet Battalion, R. O. T. C.: Class Baseball (2. 3). I. E. E.; I-nmcil Pe: Captain Jerry is looking forward to Commencement Day. for he is Texas-bound. After investing three week of the eighteen-day Chrijlmas holiday in the far Southland, he fooled u all by returning alone to finish hi course wilh Rulh-les zeal. Jerry will have all our good wishes when he leaves. (34) Senior Class William Coleman Brown, LL.B....................................................Owensboro Alpha Sigma Phi; Henry Clay (2, 2. 4); Cias� Football (2, 4). Hit 'em low, ButUie! was ihe cry of ihe Seniors during the clashes for football supremacy. So Bultsie'' did. And the Seniors came out the champs. Built on the barrel, he might be thought lo be slow, but he can trip the light fantastic with the best of them. During an interrupted meeting of Senior court he established a speed record that will probably never be equaled. He is a good scout and his friends arc more than numerous. Holland Gaines Bryan, LL.B.......................................................Paducah Patterson Literary Society: Henry Clay, President (4); I .aw Debating: Team (2): Stu- dent Editorial Board of Kentucky Law Journal (3); Assistant Editor Kentucky Law Journal. Gaines is not from Holland, as his name might indicate. He hails from Paducah. On entering the uni- versity. Gaines, like all good lawyers, wanted an office all his own. He chose the largest in the univer- versity—the Law College library—and for the Iasi four years Bryan has literally lived under, around and in a huge leather-bound book. As a student he is there with the goods. He has sadly neglected the ladies, but then iherc may be some fair and only back home. Who knows? Elizabeth Lloyd Card, A.B..........................................................Pincvillc Alpha Gamma Delta: Phllosophlnn Literary Society; English Club, Corresponding Sec- retary. ‘19; Y. W. C. A.; Delegate to Blue ltldge. ’18; Cabinet, '19, ’20: Stroller Cast. ’•Mice and Men.” 18; Pan-Hellenic Council ’19. '20. President ’19; Kernel Staff. ’19. ’20; University Press Association; Phi Slgmn. Farquhar’s red-headed pet is Elizabeth. These two never tire of arguing; neither convince ihe other, and they dismiss each olher with Oh, I can’t argue with you. Betty is a keen student, as her profes- sors can testify—a level-headed, common-sense girl, as all who have come in contact with her know, and one of the best friends possible. (35) Senior Class William Reynolds Campbell, B.A...................................................Lexington Alpha Tau Omega: Varsity Basketball (I. S). Captain 2): Varsity Tennis Twin� 1. 2� : Winner Doubles Chnmplonshlp 3); Member Athletic Committee (2� : President Marconi Engineering society (l): President Shnler Ccologtcnt Society 4 : I� an-llellenlc Council, president ( ). Pst Hoj successfully Iraverscd the rocky road to graduation in Geology, and hi industry and perse- verance arc lo be commended, ll is said that he has become so expert in finding oil wells that he no longer needs to look for them, hut finds them by the sense of smell. Pat's record in baskelball and in the army won't stand examination for a hero's job. but be will fulfill every qualification for a true friend and astute diplomat—in matters of the heart especially. Herman Carman, B.S..............................................................................Lexington “Shorty has been with us for four years, and we have all learned to love him. Wc will miss no one more than him. for he is full of pep and always in favor of anything that will help the Ag . How- ever. we predict lhat some day Shorty will be the possesjor of a large poultry ranch, as he is a great admirer of chickens. J. Preston Cherry, LL.B........................................................................Morgantown Delta Chi: Earned Pc: Stroller Cast, Father and Boy� ; . Uon ami Mnino tm. Secretary and Treasurer J). Advertising Manager : Henry Olay I .aw Society; Fnh.n Literary Society; V. M. C. A.: Democratic Club. Preston was born in Morgantown, but that was not his fault; neilher was he connected with ihe famous cherry tree. Nevertheless, he has many good qualities that more than make up for these seeming defi- ciencies. He is an actor in a class all by himself. Then he is no slouch in making good conversation the law should' allow 'h,°U8h “nd ,hrou81'- «hen il comes lo f.icnds he has moic than (36) Senior Class Davif. Craik Choate, B.S. in M.E..............................................Erlanger Tau Beta Pi: American Association Mechanical Engineers; American Institute of Electrical Engineers; Marconi Engineering Society; Mcrrlmnn Engineering Society; Republican Club. The infant Steinmelz answers lo many aliases. Of course, his current name is D. C., but we often call him Dave. Then. too. he has a pen-name— Shotc. He can spot a comptometer fifteen decimal places when it comes to accurate calculations, so we figure he will make a name for himself. Sal-Henri Coleman, B.S. in H.E...........................................................Paradise Phiioxophlnn Literary Society; Horace Mann; Home Economic Club: Glee Club: Re- publican Club. The Class of '20 is extremely good. In fact, one of its members came from Paradise. Poor Sal-Henri; like Milton, she aspired to be a literary genius and write perhaps a second Paradise Lost, but the harsh hand of her family intervened and she was forced to become, against her will, a Home Ec. Thus she is a Home Economics Senior with literary arpirations. John Winston Coleman, Jr.. B.S. in M.E..................................................Lexington Sigma Nu: Tau Beta Kake: American Association Mechanical Engineer : Chairman American Institute of Electrical Engineers: Class Basketball (I. Z. 3): Mcrriman Engi- neering Society; Lexington High School Club. Wint is Marconi’s only living rival. Not content with receiving daily bulletins from Eiffel Tower and from Pisgah. Kentucky, he is planning now to intercepi messages between Mars and Snlurn. He has also studied baseball and has developed a new system of pitching. He swings his arms so hilariously in the wind up that he sets up a gale of wind which fans the bailer before the ball ever reaches him. (37) Senior Class Harry Roberts Cottrell. B.S. in Agr...........................................Owensboro Alpha Delta Sigma; Kernel Staff; Agricultural Society; Democratic Clui� ; Pro Amo- elation (4); Owensboro Club. Harry hail from Owensboro, and although matriculated in the Ag College, spend a large portion of hi time around the journalism Department. It really i hard to tell what Harry will decide to do. but whatever field he enter , we predict for him a bright future. Lucy Jane Cracraft, A.B.......................................................................Shdbyville Glee Club: Y. W. C. A.; Horace Mann, Secretary and Treasurer: Plillosophtnn «3. 4 : Cast of You Never Can Tell (2); History Club: Romance l.anguage Club; Riiflncsquc Club; Student Reader. Romance Winguago Department. Lucy, though she has tried hard to keep the guilty secret, come near to being the baby of the class. Dcjpitc her extreme youth, however, hc i one of the best students in school. Her one worry is that she may get below 95 in a quiz. Though as yet none of the beaux on the campus have captured her heart, Lucy is. nevertheless, in love, a all the girls at the hall who have heard her laving can attest; in love with—zoology. Grover Howard Creech, B.S. in Agr...........................................................Pincvillc Stsma Nu: Mystic Thirteen; The Flsdi Club: St rot I era. Soeretnry-TrenHUfOr ('.• . 1‘rcal- dent (3), StaRO Manager t). enatu Won and Monae. Mleo nnd Men. The Cllml.oi a ; Drum Major. Hand (2. ; Vieo-Proiddcni Republlenn Club. Grover will gel his diploma in June, but we hope lie can lie prevailed upon to stay around and help take care ot things. c can always rely upon him as a real booster, n good sportsman, and a stroller of great renown. Mis record is an enviable one. (38) Senior Class Virginia Halbert Croft, B.S. in H. E..................................................Louisville Alpha Xi Della: Class Treasurer (1): Y. W. C. A.: Philosophia� . Secretary (2): Cast You Never Can Tell ; Home Economics Honorary Fraternity: Home Economics Club. Secretary (2): Pan-Hcllenlc Council (2, 8). Secretary (3): Glee Club: Student Social Committee: Delegate to Student Volunteer Convention (2): Ixtulsvlllc Club. Virginia can be described by many adjectives, such as lovable, pretty, capable, efficient—in all, an all- around girl. The Home Ec Department will surely miss her, and we arc sure she will add new laurels to the name of Kentucky. Edward Settle Dabney, LL.B..........................................................Hopkinsville Alpha Tnu Omega: I.amp nn l Cross; Key� : Class President •): President Pan-Hellenic Council (3 : President Union Literary Society 3): Cadet Captain. R. O. T. C. (3): Adju- tant 4): Cl«88 Orator (4); Class Treasurer (2): Henry Clay Law Society: Kentucky Law Journal Staff 3): Class Football 1): Winner Kentucky Intercollegiate Oratorlcnl Contest 2 : Varsity Debating Team 2): Law Debating Team (1). Ed hails from ihc Pennyrile district, the place where the “night riders live, and Hoplown should be proud of her worthy son. Eld wanted to be a lawyer, and. being a persistent lad, he got what he went after. Ed marched at the head of the procession through four years of college parade, and we have no doubt that he will continue to lead his associates through the business world. Born an orator and blessed with an over-amount of debating ability and a level head. Eld just couldn't help being elected class president in his Senior year. He will long be remembered by his friends, and his departure from the university will be a source of regret. Nancy Elizabeth Davidson, A.B...........................................................Hartford Glee Club; Y. W. C. A.: Horace Mann. Treasurer (3): Phllosophlnn: Romance Language Club; Rnflncxquc Botany Club: History Club: Student Reader In Romance Language Department (4 . Her voice is soft and low. A pleasing thing in woman. Elizabeth is a flower filler by far lo bloom in some quiel hamlet than in ihc hurly-burly of university life. Here, where the rule of life is ihc survival of ihc “most persistent, her quiet, gentle manner seems a bit strange. Totally unmindful of self. Elizabeth has taken little part in the university scramble after honor, but has been content to do her work ns it comes well. Hcr ability has received the deserved reward of a plentiful sprinkling of As. (39) Senior Class M. Elizabeth Davis, A.B.........................................................Wauchula. Fla. Chl Omcgn: Staff anil Crown: Glee Club: Prc-Mc llcul Society. Vlco-Prc lilont 31: Sec- retary (■• : Stroller : Y. W. C. A.: Romance Language Club: Social Committee. Belly it one of Kentucky' bellet. Few would attocialc dignity wilh a mitt of five-feel two about, but in no other termi it the adequately described. Betty ha the bearing, the aristocratic grace peculiar to Virginia, her former home. Though loved by more than one of the stronger sex. it is understood that she it still loyal to the absent one; but if the saying it true that absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone cite, we know a young man that had best beware. John Henry Davis, A.B...............................................................Lexington Kappa Alpha: Lamp anil Crow: Pan-Hellcnlc Council 3): Y. M. C. A.: Patterson Literary Society: White Mathematic� Club: Romance Language Club: Illuo UIiIkc IX'Icjtnto i2. Kentuckian Staff: Assistant Track Manager: Lexington High Club. John mutt be very old, for ihc saying about a “crow-hopping fool surely was taken directly from his dancing. After onc-sleps wilh a certain one of ihe fair sex. his favorite recrcalions arc Greek. Philosophy and Mathematics. He performs in all four with ease, grace and speed. Johnnie has a glad look and a smile which, even though they go wilh his unvaried greeting, show that his heart is as good as his head and softer. Lucille Minerva Dean, A.B.................:.............................Marcellus Y. W. C. A. (1. 2. 3. 4). Cabinet Treasurer 4 : Phltoxophlnn (I. 2. 3. 41. Scrgonnt-nt-Arms (4): Horace Mann (1. 2. 3. t). Secretary anil Treasurer (2). 1’rcsltlcnl (3� ; Vnntlty ltnsk.-t- ball (2. 3. 4). Captain (4); Stuitent Government Council (3): Strollers: K Association: Y. W. C. A. Ailvlsory Committee 4). As Lucy says. The best man makes ihc girl’s basketball learn. Now you see. I’m captain and 1 m going to pul ihe best man in ihc place, that’s all. That is Lucy, outspoken all over. with a world of determination, an ocean of tlrcnglh, and a head full of Y. V. C. A. She hat made two K’s. that it, in basketball. As a student, she is not merely good, she is excellent. In the summer she expect to go back to the mountains and start a school and basketball team of her own. (40) Senior Class Catherine Adelle Denton, B.S. in H. E..................................................Robards Kappn Delta: Phltosophlan Literary Society: Horace Mnnn Literary Society; Agricul- turnl Society: Y. W. C. A. Catherine entered last year as a Junior wilh an honor record from Logan College, and she demonstrated her ability lo hold her own in scholastic leadership at the university by pulling down an A in Chemislry her first semester here. We can predict for her a brilliant career unless she is halted on the road lo fame by certain interruptions, of which we have heard vague rumors. James Alexander Dixon, A.B......................................................Bowling Green Alpha Tau Omega: Alpha Delta Sigma: Clnss Poet: Kernel Staff; KcntucKtan Staff: Co-Author of Pageant: English Club. President (t): Stroller� : Press Association; Ben- nett Prise (J). Jimmy is very modest and blushingly admits that he is the best-informed man on the campus, faculty not excluded. He is afflicted with literary ambitions and has suffered one atlack of “Pageantitis already. He has nol yet decided whether he will devote his talents lo law or literature, but he has issued a warning (o both Shakespeare and Blackslone to watch their step. Jack Manning Dorr, B.S. in Agr.......................................................Lexington Agricultural Society. Jack musl be a Mormon—al least, the length of his neck would indicate as much, and il is long enough lo accommodate a number of hangers-on.'' He even planned a trip to that far-famed Western slate, but was prevailed upon lo slay wilh us. jack has made us a good sailor, an earnest student: and a reliable friend. (41) Senior Class George Dewey Downing, LL.B. ......................................................Lexington Football; Track; Keys; Mywlc Thirteen; Honry Clay Law Society. Foolball players arc born and not made, and Dude heads the list. When it comes to mimin' the oppo- nents' line, Dude is always on the job. and this is not the only line he is proficient in. But we all know about his daily strolls over the campus; also, that he is never unaccompanied. He has a smile that is not half bad. but—well, who wouldn't? Edward Everett Elsey. B.S. in M. E................................................Lexington Alpha Tau Omcjca: Tau Beta PI: American Association of Mechanical Engineers; Ameri- can Institute of Electrical Engineers; Merrlmnn Engineering Society: Lexington High School Club: First Lieutenant. R. O. T. C. (3). Captain ( ); Class Treasurer ( ; Ken- tuckian Staff (■ ). The only E's that appear in Everett's grade book are the three that make up his initials. When il come to being right-down handsome, he win the hand-painted bathtub. When his photograph went on display in the KENTUCKIAN room, the girls staged a mad scramble to reach it. and the place looked like a Woolworlh bargain sale for a few minutes. Everett thinks that there is no place like Kentucky, but he sorla like “Virginia. Ethel Constance Fletcher, A.B.......................................................Ashland Chl Omega; English Club; Romance Language Chib; Pros Club. Ethel likes ihe Class of '20 so well that she has carried extra work in order to graduate with us. She was the only student allowed to go home for the Thanksgiving holidays, and it is rumored that to do this she had to consult everyone in the university—all of which goes lo prove that persistence will be rewarded even if college professor arc concerned. In alfair of the heart Ethel is the enigma of the campus. Her admirers are many, yet. to all appearances, she remains heart-free. (42) Senior Class Howard Clark Forman, B.S. in C. E.............................................Williamstown Tnu Beta Kuke; Lamed Pc. Baldy is never happy unless he is making eyes at a transit or waving arm signals at a target. There is nothing slow about him. for he is used to '‘Speedy” competition. His favorite song is ''Back to the Shack Where the Black-Eyed—etc. Morris Forman, B.S. in C. E.....................................................Louisville Sigma Alpha Mu; Track Team Mcrrlman Engineering Society; Brook Engineering So- ciety (3); Assistant Basketball Manager (2): Louisville Club; Instructor In Surveying. Morris learned early in college life that the world did not revolve around Louisville, so. with a great victory gained, he succeeded in making many friends in Lexington. An Eastern publishing company gave him power to be their agent, and also he acts as shepherd to a guileless flock of Freshman devotees to the transit and level. Morris deserves double credit for carrying the twofold burdens of studies and outside work. Emery L. Frazier, LL.B........................................................Lawrenccburg Sigma Chi: Alpha Delta Slgmn; Lamp and Cross; Fish Club; K Club: Press Club; Ananlan Club. Vice-President (1); Patterson Literary Society: Winner Crum Medal (3): “Prohibition Club (1): Democratic Club. President (4); Class President (1); Class Representative 3 ; Class Baseball (1); Law College Baseball and Basketball (1 : Var- sity Track Team 1 ; Baseball Team (2); U. of K. Band, Lieutenant (2) nnd Major 017 and '20); Strollers. Casts Charley's Aunt 1). Father nnd the Boys (2). Lion and the Mouse (3). Call of the Blood (2). Under Cover (3). The Climbers (4). Business Manager (2). President Strollers (4): Pep Generator (4); Assistant Business Manager Kentuckian (4); Inter-Mural Athletic Manager (4); Class Orator (4); First Lieutenant. U. S. A., ‘IS; Theta Alpha Phi. Frizzy, in spite of hit nickname, is a pretty smooth chap and gets by in lots of light places. A jack-of- all-trades, he certainly stands ‘‘next’ with the queens. Once a year he strolls down to the opera house and leads the cast of the play to rounds of applause. Judge Frazier was a lawyer, but he took things in such an artful way that Dean Laffcrty traded him to Dean Boyd for a second-hand postage stamp in the second semester of his Senior year. Nevertheless, he has set a record in college achieve- ments for the boys to shoot at for years to come. (43) Senior Class Ulysses Victoria Garred, B.S. in M. E..................................................Louisa Edison Joulo Society: Mountain Club; Democratic Club: class Football fS. « : Ameri- can Association of Mechanical Engineers: American Institute of Electrical Engineers: Tnu Beta Kake: Mcrrlman Engineering Society: Class Grumbler 4� . Why should we explain his nickname? 11 is Useless. U. V. has Iwo ambitions: one of them is to meet a beautiful young lady who owns either a Pierce-Arrow or a Winlon Six, and ihc other is to grow a mustache. Joseph Lee Gayle, B.S. in Agr........................................................Falmouth Alpha Xctn: Lamp and Cross: Agricultural Society. Vice-President 3 : Assistant Busi- ness Manager Rural Kentuckian (2). Business Manager S); Y. M. C. A.: Lieutenant of Infantry. U. S. A., 'n-'l . The girls say that Joe is as sweet as ihc sweel clover lhal has made his native county famous. Joe is the model boy of the Ag. College, in spite of the fact that he spent a year in the army. His record in scholarship and school activities ranks with the highest. Raymond Harlan Gilbert, B.S. and Agr................................................Covington Winner of Lightweight Boxing Medal, BH. Ray helped to take care of- the girls in Unit 40. but returned in the fall to graduate with the class once Iwo years below him. Ray is a good worker, an optimitl by nalure. and we predict for him a bright future. If he is ever lonesome it will be his fault. Ray has a collection of bulletins which he carries as a mailer of policy. (44) Senior Class Anderson Smith Gill, B.S. in Agr....................................................Columbia Alpha Zeta: Circulation Manager ltural Kentuckian S ; I'lrat Lieutenant. Cadet Band (2): Second Lieutenant. U. S. Infantry. ’IS: Glee Club; Y. M. C. A.; ARrlcultur.il Society. Accuracy was a synonym for Fungi when he used to sling sacks of water in the old Third Division, l ie made another division famous while in France, bul lost his nickname in ihe shuffle. From his past record, wc feci sure that his future will be a Heller. Ewart Gordon Godberry, B.S. in Agr................................................Middlcburg Alpha Zeta; Agricultural Society, P.reaident 4); Fat Stock JudRlnR Team (4). Quiet and unassuming though he is. a finer fellow ihan E. G. would be hard lo find. His ability as a stock judge was soon recognized, and while on the team at the international he acquitted himself with honor, and wc arc confidently expecting him to become head of the Animal Husbandry Department in one of our large universities. Charles William Gordon, B.S. in M. E.....................................................Lexington Edlxon-Joule Society, President (I): Tau Beta Pi. President 4 ; Lamp nnd Cross; Ameri- can Society of Mechanical Engineers. Treasurer (4): American Institute of Electrical Engineers: American Expeditionary Forces. ’IS. Charley is the consulting engineer of the class. He utilizes exactly twenty-three hours and sixty min- utes of each day s lime, or else he would never be able lo star in all his class room work, design sky- scrapers downtown, and then meet her in front ofi the Ag. Building every day at noon. If Charley does not make good, more than one prophet will have lo lake in his sign and seek a new calling. (45) Senior Class Thomas L. Gorman, B.S. in E.M..................................................Lexington Slunift Nu: Tau Beta Kake: Mnrconl Emiinoerins Society: Merriman Engineering Society. Treasurer :t): Norwood Mining Society Cadet Band; Republican Club: Clatw Baneonl! ami BunkoUmll: Clam Glftorlan : Pan-Hellenic Council rt : Royal Order of Fish. Eminent Whale. Tom hat changed hit politic� ihit year and Pali Hall Hat had the rare picature of hi� company quite often of late. Hit favorite tong it Daddy a Mine. In the laboratories, he it known at the tilk- shitf mechanic. Any Senior will tel! ycu that Tom it a genuine goed fellow. Henry Enright Grehan, A.B...................................................................Lexington Kappa Alpha: History Club: l.cxlngton Club: Kentuckian Staff. Henry tried lo leave u after he finished hit work the first semester, but he found it a very difficult matter to gel away from hit friends. He hat hosts of them, in fad he used to have on entire company of them before he quit acling at first sergeant of Captain Royden't army. We have lost a good man in loting Grehan. Thomas Dillard Grubbs, LL.B.............................................................Mi. Sterling Phi Delta Thera: Mystic Thirteen: Phi Alpha Delta: Six-One Club: Economic . Club: Democratic Club: Vanrlty Baseball: Class Basketball: Second Scholarship Prise’Junior Law; Kernel Board of Control: First Lieutenant. I'. S. A. Tom. tall, tlraighl and handsome, pul Ml. Sterling on the map. He introduced himself lo the student by twirling a baseball on the varsity learn, and followed ihia introduction by vamping the ladies on the dance floor; but even that wat I8mc for Tern. He ihen joined the army and fought the Germans until they hollered enough. Since returning lo the University, he has been fighting note-books. Tom’ genial disposition hat made for him life-long friends who will regret hit graduation in June. (46) Senior Class John Thompson Guthrie, B.S. in C. E..........................................Mt. Sterling Sigmn Chi; Lamp and Cross; Tau Beta PI; Pan-Hellenic Council (3); Class Football 2): Class Baseball 3. 3): Marconi Engineering Society: Brooks Engineering Society; Ameri- can Association of Engineers; Masonic Club; Student Instructor in Surveying. J. T. is one of the very few engineers who ever attained perfection in campuslry anti still kept the fair icx from downing him in his studies. The slars are all set for him to live long and prosperously, pro- vided he can break himself of a very bad habit of making long-distance telephone calls. Guth is one of the most popular boys in school. Whayne Wilson Haffler, B.S. in C. E................................................LaGrange Cheer Leader (2. 8, 4); Brooks Engineering Society (2, 4); Strollers. Whayne is well known to all of us as the dean of U. K. yell leaders. We will always remember him in his blue sweater, megaphone in one hand and action in both, showing llie crowd how to do Su-Ky by the numbers. Maybe the country is dry, but we have a faint suspicion that Whayne will find a little mountain Dew when he visits Cattlcttsburg. Harlan Russell Halbert, B.S. in Agr...............................................Vanceburg Alpha Zeta; Agricultural Society. Russell didn't get hurt in the war. but he has spent most of the last two years at the hospital, which happens to be across the street from his domicile. For a long time he was on night duty only, but it is understood that he no longer heeds the cight-hour-a-day law. Russell is the Iasi arc of the Mystic Circle. This boy has a reputation with ihc faculty which wc are glad to recommend. (47) Senior Class Herbert Prater Haley, LL.B...............................................................................Grayson Handball. Law Team: Cln IntcrcolloKlato Dobn(« • : Henry Clay Society. Attorney General (4): Union Literary Society. Shakespeare it what hit friends call him. We don’t know what hit dad called him we would hale to guess. Neverthelett, we know that Crayton. Kentucky, it no! rctpontible for him. (or if il had been, il would never have turned him loote on the world with an umbrella that fold� into a walking cane. 'Shake'' it another one of thote notebook fiendt. and he can go through a law book quickcr'n the bett of Judge't Flock. Lucile Lee Harbold, A.B................................................................................Lexington V. W. C. A.: Pliltoaophlnn; l.. lnKt..n 11 licit dull. Lucile it a type tomewhat rare at the University—a real tludcnl. Her work comet fint. play aflrrwatd. and ‘‘I don't know it an unknown expression in her vocabulary. What the is going to do in the future is still undetermined, but we know that her efficiency and steadfastness cannot fail to bring success. Ed E. Hardin, LL.B........................................................................................Scbrcc Delta Chi: Tau Kappa Alpha: Henry Clny Society: Union Literary Society. Judge, when forced, will tell you that he it from Sebree. 'Hie name it synonymous with sea brccie. hence the Judge it at full of salty conversation and convincing argument as a dog it of Ilea� , lie hat friends by tire score, but he has withstood the attack� of the vampires all four years. F.d hat probably promised some little Sebree girl that he would remain true, and believe u� . Eddie hat kept his word. (48) Senior Class Clarence Milton Hargraves, B.S. in M. E............................................Middlesboro Tau Beta Kake: American Association Mechanical Engineers; American Institute of Elec- trical Engineer� ; Marconi Engineer Society: Mcrrlman Engineering Society. Clarence is the boy wilh ihc million-dollar blush. He say that the hill back home arc so steep that he u ed lo look up the chimney lo sec the cows coming home. Clarence is going to make great strides in his profession, and we arc not referring lo his seven-feet-six, eilher. J. Paul Head, A.B...........................................................................Maysville Alpha Chi Sigma; Maysvillo Club. Paul is another Maysville wonder and almost as eccentric as the gentleman who reads signatures, but he represents a different brand of eccentricity. He is efficient not only as a hypnotist, but ranks high as a chemist. Herbert Eucene Hicks, LL.B.................................................Madisonville, Tenn. Glee Club; Band: Democratic Club; Henry Clay Literary Society; Mandolin nnd Guitar Club: Senior Football. H. E., like his brother, is one of the fellows. A good scout beyond question; he was never known to tell a prof that he didn’t know. Among Judge's good lawyers, H. E. is one of the best. Then he can sing. He is past master of the ditty ‘‘That's where my money goes. He puls so much pathos in it when he sings that we often wonder ourselves just what becomes of it. (45) Senior Class Sue Kermit Hicks. LL.B.............................................Madisonville. Tam. Glee Club. Patterson Literary Society; Henry Clny Society: Senior Football oml Itiwkct- ball Teams. Don't tell u$ that you have never heard of the Hicks Brothers. No. they do nol make cough drops like our friends, the Smith Brothers; they concoct note-book� for Judge Lalferty. and have been knocking the profs cold with them for four years. S. K. is the senior of the firm, and he has a Sweet Cookie back home. We expect a future for him when he already has it. Harry HoUNCHELL, B.S. in Agr....................................................Oneida In the olden day� Harry wat a musician, but luckily it became a !o� t art with him while hr was away fighting the battles of hi� Uncle. He now considers the modern dance to be the most enjoyable pastime and spends hours learning the latest steps. If it had not been for the Chemistry Department I lany would not look � o time-worn. But he always succeeds sooner or later and we trust that hit successes will continue. J. Woodford Howard, LL.B...................................................While Oak Key� ; Sigma Alphn Epsilon: Mystic Thirteen; IMil Alptin Della; Kr.-shinnn an.l S e t Football. Jack wanted to be a moonshiner, but his father thought otherwise, and sent him down to us for betlr. or for worse. The way he has migrated into the art of education—you'd be surprised. A man tmon; men and a lion with the ladies. To know Jack is to like him. while to have been bis Buddy duting the world war was an esteemed privilege. He is a splendid athlete, a courageous soldier; he is all w.-l yard-wide-A-No.-1 man, (50) Senior Class Frances Kimbrough, A.B..............................................................Cynthiana Knppa Kappa Guram� ; staff and Crown: Student Government. Secretary H): Y. w. C. A.: Blue Kldge Delegate (3): Math Club: Romance language Club; Glee Club: Poeter Club. Frances, it seems is the only girl at Kcnluck) with a mathematical mind. ‘If you do not believe us, turn to the Math Club picture and behold. Surely the presence in such an assemblage implies in itself brilliance. Frances did not enter Kentucky until her Junior year, but in that short time her ability as a student and a leader of student activities became so marked that though she was ineligible for the Staff and Crown last year on account of short residence, she was pledged in her Senior year, on occurrence almost without precedent. Neal William Knight, B.S. in C.E...................................................Louisville Sigma Nu; Strollers: Track Team (I. 3, J ; Captain («); Athletic Committee: Merrlmnn Engineering Society, President (3); Brooks Engineering Society, President (t); Dump and Cross. Neal makes a dashing looking I .ouis-villian in his hand-mc-down derby. He used to be one of the most reliable customers at Patt Hall, years ago, but now he never ventures out on the street until long after the curfew bell has rung. Neal is the first engineer, civil or otherwise, who ever made 99.5 in a Thermo exam. Junius Lewis, B.S. in Agr...........................................................Owensboro A glance at June's top piece would indicate that he was either a Freshman or a professor. He is not either, although he did teach Agriculture in the Mount Sterling High School the last half of his Senior year. June is as constant in his work as is the heat of the month which is named after him. (51) Charles Alvin Lisanby. LL.B.......................................................Princeton Alpha Sigma Phi; Union Literary Society: Henry Clay: «1« Club. ''Li2zy‘' i� another human of the song-bird variety: he can alio wear note glasses with the grace of an English peer. Hi one tcriou fault ii that he i more lhan fond of the ladies- -he loves them. Sparc moments he devotes lo Judge's curriculum. C. A.' only knock on the law college is that il must be reached by climbing three Rights of stair . Charles Rose McClure. B.S. in M.E..............................................Lawrcnccburg Tau Beta PI; Rdlion .Joule Rnglnccrlng Socioty; American Annoolatlon .if Mechanical Engineers: American Institute of Electrical Engineers: Patterson I.Itornry Society. Mac is one of the sincere ! workers of them all. He and Walerfill have earned ihc title of the Gold Dust Twins, because they are always together and always working. Mac has only one enemy in the world and that is a creek near Lawrcnccburg; it is the first problem he has failed to fathom. We won't say who lives on the far side of this creek. Marcaret Elizabeth McClure, A.B...................................................Lexington Phi Sigma: English Club: Y. W. C. A.: Kernel StafT 3 : Exchange lei Her l ; Associate Editor Kentuckian; Editor Press Bulletin. The girl with ihc smile thnl never comes off. as one of ihc Engineers describes her, is the life of the Kentuckian office. When copy fails to come in. or the printers go on a strike. Margaret, serene and sedate, with her constant gladsome smile keeps the staff in a good humor and ihc work progressing. Margaret is known on the campus for her genial disposition, her good grades and her journalistic ability. Senior Class (52) Senior Class John W. McKenzie, LL.B...........................................................La Grange Alpha Tau Omega; Uw Debating Team; Union Literary Society; Henry Clay; Democratic Club: Royal Order of Flsli. Mack i� one of the charier members of the Fiih Club and he certainly live up lo the requirement of the club. Hi specially is Herring. John i another of the soldier boys who came back to the eld stamping ground at the cessation of hoilililie . He is a quiet lad, but the besl-naturcd ever, and he will be missed by scores of friends when he leaves in June. Elizabeth Marshall, A.B............................................................Lexington Kappa Kappa Gamma: Stroller : V. W. C. A.; English Club: Plilloaophlan. Treasurer (3); Glee Club. Treasurer 3 : Press Club: Romance Language Club; Cast •‘The Two Virtues ; Kernel Staff (3). Elizabeth, after having tried desperately for her first two years in college to hide her light under a basket, has been at last forced lo come out into the open and display the fact that she can boast of nearly as many different accomplishments as Frizzy. Her Kernel copy, for this versatile young woman is also a journalist, is the joy of Louise, the despair of her fellow reporters who arc doomed lo weekly sec their stories going to print with all their pet expressions blue penciled, while Elizabeth's passes the censor with never a scratch. William Francis Marshall, Jr., B.S. in C.E.........................................Greendale Brook Engineering Society; Mcrrlmnn Engineering Society; Tau Beta Kakc. William look timid and bashful, but still water is often 'way over your head. He entertains his friends every now and then by staging a little dance, but always gels back in time lo study the next day’s lesson and keep up his reputation of being a diligent student. (53) Senior Class William Bryan Martin, LL.B....................................................South Carrollton Assistant Manager Varsity llanolwill Team 3 . When we speak of Bill il is with reverence—he forgot hi� bachelor f(tends and gol married. We once knew Bill personally and in those days he could drink a� much � ud� os the best of us; but now he is blissfully sailing the seas of matrimony. He has two purposes in life, his degree, and to provide for other things. My. how times have changed. Grach Maxwell, B.S. in H.E...............................................................Thomson Y. V. C. A.: Home Ee.-Ag. Societ)” Horaeo Mnttn Mtornry Society: roster Club; Home Economics Honorary Fraternity. Grace is a new recruit to the Class of '20. In her Junior year she changed her course and college from Arts at T. C. to Home Economics at U. of K. She is quiet, industrious and efficient, a valued addition to the Senior ranks. After graduation site intends to become a cafeteria manager or a teacher; in either case we arc sure of her success. Grace 1� known for her ability to sew and to design pretty costumes, a talent which in this day of rising M. C. L. is far from negligible. Louise Carolyn Mayer, B.S. in H.E.....................................................Louisville Basketball Squad (2 : Phlloanphlnn. Treasurer (3); fast. You Never fan Tell tjs- Advertising Manager. The Two Virtues «31; Home Kc.-Ag. Society; Corresponding Secretary «): Student tiovernmenl Council (3); War Work founell; lloia.e Mann K-.ii Minute Speaker (3); Ixiulsvillc Club; Homo Economies Honorary Krnteinliy. Secretary. Louise is one of the best-known members of our class. Wc shall always remember her as splendid executive, fair-minded, loyal, and dead game all the way through. (54) Senior Class Dorothy Middelton. B.S. in Home Ec............................................................Lexington Kappa Kappa Gamma: Lexington High Club, Secretary (2): Home Ec. Club. Treasurer (3): Glee Club: Secretary Senior Cla . This iillle lady ha� ihe distinction of being the first girl in the University to be in the Popularity Contest all four year . All who know her like her. but those who know her well love her. because she is the dearest, squares!, truest, most sincere friend in the world. Virginia Helm Milner, A.B.............................................................Union Star Alpha XI Delta: Staff nn l Crown; Student Government. Vice-President (SI: V. Y. C. A.: Phllotiophinn. President (3): Cast. You Never Can Tell ; Cast. Tlie Two Virtues : Horace Mann Literary Society: Pre-Medical Society. Secretary (3): President � ; Pan- Hcllcnlc Council. Treasurer (3 : Kernel Staff 2. 3): Glee Club; History Club: Delegate to Student Volunteer Convention. Johns Hopkins will receive a member of ihe Staff and Crown from Union Slarr. It sounds quile heavenly, but if you listen lo her talk for a while you will know you arc far from there. A a Prc-Medical student, she has been fine, but love for a certain Sludcbaker and its occupant has pro- hibited her from doing her best. In later years, may she never forget and give her patients carbolic acid, strychnine or raltcrsiliphus for some slight ailment. If she does they will be heavenly. Joseph Stuart Misrach, B.S. in M.E..............................................Cincinnati, Ohio Omlcron Alpha Tau: Varsity Baseball: Class Football: American Association of Mechanical Engineers; American lustllute of Electrical Engineers: Westlngltouse Engineering Society: Mcrrlman Engineering Society; Marconi Engineering Society; Tau Beta Knke; Re- publican Club. Joe's favorite gem is the baseball diamond. Mis ability as a base runner helped him lo score a home- run in the fast track meet that began near Lincoln School Iasi year. Joe live in the Queen City and one of them thinks so much of him dial she writes out all his work on the typewriter for him. We envy your luck. Joe (55) Senior Class Lewis William Morgan, B.S. in M.E..........................................Soddy. Tcnn. PI Kappa Alpha: Tau Beta Knkc: Lamed Pc: American Institute of Minim; KiikIiic.i : Kentucky Mining Society: Norwood Mining Society. Provident • : Marconi Knyln..tiny Society: Mcrriman KnglnccrlnR Society: Republican Club: Class Baseball tt . Bill it the tally mariner from Tcnnettee. He admit� that he wat more than happy to lay aside hit Cold tlripct ana be civilized again. With hit training before the matt and hit work at U. of K.. Bill ought to tail right into any engineering problem he may meet and not worry about miner diffi- culties either. Neville Moore, LL.B.........................................................................Marion Henry' Clay: Patterson Literary Society: I.aw Journal SlnlT. Though the younger brother of the slraightcil water-thrower that ever lived in the third division. Neville is throwing other things—answers to Prof. Summer's hot questions; and the faculty has permitted him to stay in school for being such a good shot. Moore's gentleman friends arc numerous, but unlike the above-mentioned brother, he never grace Pall. Mall with his presence. J. C. Morris, B.S. in C.E....................................................Marshall. Texas Tau Beta Pi; Brook� Rllglntiorlng Society. Vlce-I’renlilenl. J. C. is one of the mosl civil engineers that wc know. He says that prohibition was nothing in his young life but that he will feel mighty despondent if they ever outlaw buttermilk. His rep as a mathematical wonder stood him in good stead in his recent capacity as census enumerator. Wc feel that he belongs to us even if his folks do live in Texas. (56) Senior Class Eger Vaughn Murphree. B.S. in Ind. Chem.................................................Louisville Sigma Nu: Alpha Chi Sigma; Varsity Football (1, 2. 3. 4 : Captain-Elect 1920 Foof- ball Team. Murf should belong to ihc Fish Club, because he is such a shark in Chemistry. Nobody ever saw him studying, ycl his record shows almost all A � . Only a genius could do this. On the gridiron Murf takes 'em all sizes, from Josh Cody on down—and he handles them all; but the fair damsels he prefers small. “They fit the arm better, he says. This holder of four football K’s has done wonders for U. of K. athletics. Kenneth Rhea Nisbet, B.S. in M.E........................................................Earlington PI Kappa Alpha; Keys ; Tau Beta Kake; Eitlson-Joulc Engineering Society: American Association of Mechanical Engineers; American Institute of Electrical Engineers. “Lady Nisbet is our most distinguished data man. He has a handwriting that would make Mr. Wilber Smith green with envy (that is. when he is not taking data). We would tell you more about him if we could, but he has acquired the fine art of silence and that is all we know. Zerelda Noland, A.B.......................................................................Richmond Alpha XI Delta; Phllosophlan Literary Society; English Club; Romance Language Club; Y. W. C. A. She's the worst tease that Pali Hall has yet produced; but Rcll always hits the bull's eye and her remarks are nothing if not clever. Clever is just what describes her. but never imagine we mean with the needle or the rolling pin—she would scorn such practical things. It is with the quill that she exhibits her marked brilliance. We arc all scared of Rcll. but wc love her just the same. (57) Senior Class Russell Smith Park. B.S. in M.E..........................................................Richmond Phi Delta Them: Tom Beta PI: l.nmi � n«l Cro : American Society Of Mechanical Kngl- nitro: American Institute of Electrical Engineer ; Vc tlnghoum? Engineering S.., i. : Cadet Battalion. First I.leut. (2); Captain � : Football Manager lit; Student Social Committee. Chairman « : Pan-llellenlc Council. ''General i a worthy representative of the illustrious family of Park. He is so unassuming you would never suspect that he could lake a fall out of a complicated steam lab or manage a football team. Smith'� favorite song i Columbia, the Gem of ihe Ocean. We hope he get� through going lo school up in New York, because he ha� n'l looked happy once � ince � he lefl. We never mention name� , but if we were poetical and happened to take a fancy— James Edward Parker. Jr.. B.S. in Agr...................................................Maysville Kappa Alpha: Lamp and Croats; Alpha Delta Sigma: s'laaa president Ji; Itualn.� • ManaRer Kentuckian (4); Y. M. C. A. Cnblnot; Bosket hall Manager Agricultural Society; Blue Ridge Delegate (J : Mayavllle Club: Pnn-llclh-iile Counrll. Here’ a man with a record. Twice he ha� been ibe recipient of important position� in the hitlory of the Class of ‘20. and ihe tame number of limes he hat discharged bit duiirs in a most creditable manner. Ed went to the farm in March lo help combat the high cost of living. Hit werru in overalls is assured, and some day he may lake unto himself—etc.—but we wonder We do know that she will be exceedingly fortunate. Martha Hutchison Pollitt. A.B............................................................Vancdmrg Y. W. C. A.: Cabinet ft): Blue Ridge Delegate (3): Phltnaophlan: Horace Mann din- Club; Student Government Council. Martha has been preceded by Iwo other brilliant sisleis. Yes. Caesar. Crassui. and Potnpev made the first triumvirate. Marlha complcles a Iri—probably less important historically, but n.d mentally. Aesthetic dancing. Y. V. C. A,, and Vanceburg .re her characteristic', rtpennlly the former I In scholarship has been fairly consulent with ihe family record. She w.w ''Belgium in la-l r� , P«eranl. and when she finishes school slse expects lo teach in Cuba or Portugal. Ain't dat nwful (58) Senior Class Nick Thomas Puckett, B.S. in M.E..........................................Hatton Westlnghouse Engineering Society. Treasurer; Mcrrlman Engineering Society; American Association of Mechanical Engineers; American Institute of Electrical Engineers. Treas- urer; Tnu Beta Knke; Assistant Baseball Manager (3); Cadet Captain. R. O. T. C. Nick came back afler Christmas whistling Oh, What a Pal Was Mary.” Here's how it happened; He just showed her how foolish it was to be called a coward, so she changed her name to Puckett. Nick says they assign more work in this course than one person can do anyhow. Goebel Porter, B.S. in Agr................................................................Dixon Tau Kappa Alpha; Varsity Debating Team; Fat Stock Judging Team; Agricultural Society; Union Literary Society: Class Orator (I). Here’s our agricultural statesman, student, oralor, stock judge, friend of all and to all. Wc are not sure yet whether he will enter politics or Animal Husbandry, but we are certain that he will make an enviable record in either. Although a follower of Terpsichore, his steps have never yet inclined toward Patl Hall. Edward Alexander Puryear, LL.B. .......................................................Paducah Henry Clay: Paducah Club; Kentucky Law Journal. Edltor-ln-Clilcf. Ed should have been in the University in Ye Olden Days, for he truly is made out of the right sort of stuff; that kind of pep was plentiful then and the boys made history. Nevertheless, he has been a live member in sludent activities and was a member of that party of four who sacrificed themselves to uphold the honor of the Senior Court. (59) Senior Class Fan Donnell Ratliffe, A.B............................................................Sharpsburg Kappa Kappa Gamma; Y. W. C. A.: Plillosophlnn; History Club; Pan-Hcllonlc Council (2. 3. 4): Pro Club. Fan came to the University with a very promising future and she ha� succeeded remarkably well- it 1� settled now. Few can claim such success. Indeed there are but few who deserve the success which Fan has attained. If she spends her life as she has spent these four years—and we think she will—her life will be a happy and profitable one. Irene Robertson, A.B....................................................................Augusta T. W. C. A.: Kngllsh Club. Though Irene has been al the University but a short lime, entering in her Senior year, she has already made a warm place for herself in the hearts of her classmates. She is quiet, serene, sedate, a student above reproach. Her winning personality has made her many friends at the University who will miss her greatly. Lora Lee Robertson, B.S................................................................Paducah Y. W. C. A.; Clue Ridge Delegate; Plillosophlnn; Itnrnoe Maim; Rn(liii x iuc Botnny Club. Secretary (3); President (S); Glee Club; Poster Club: Paducah Club: Mlcology Club. H )° 0n 'n,en 1 ,0 «nler the leaching profession herself, but she is so enamored with the idea lhat she daily urges others lo do likewise. How far her enthusiasm is due to the fact that she represents t i C l ,agcncy we will not venture lo slate. Botany is her hobby; the Rnfincsquc her avocation. Whal the department will do next year without her, we wonder. (60) Senior Class D. Carl Ross, LL.B...................................................................Sacramento Henry Clay Uv Society; Patterson, Critic (4): Democratic Club; Class Baseball (3); West Kentucky Stntc Normal School Club. Rom has been mistaken for a barkeeper, but don’t judge a book by its cover. He is one of the hottest lawyers in the Law College. Light of hair, blue of eyes, big in stature—Oh. ladies, be careful and don't get killed in the rush. He has often said he wished he lived in the land where they beat women. But that is all punk; we know for a fact that Heavy has a cookie back home. J. Lovell Rush, B.S..............................................................Shepherdsville Pro-Medical Society: Secretary and Treasurer, Horace Mann; Psychology Club; Patterson Literary Society. While Lovely is not a shark, four years in college and one wilh Unit 40 have given him such prepara- tion that we believe the medical world will some day pay tribute to him. Wc arc exceedingly glad that he came back to be numbered in the ranks of ‘20. Edna Withers Smith, A.B..............................................................Corbin English Club; Phllosophlan Literary Society; Y. W. C. A. Some of us came to college to have a good time, others to be in style, but Edna came for the classical purpose of getting an education. To this end she has applied herself diligently day and night. Not even Professor Danlzler's assignment of John Price’s themes were ever loo long or too hard to be carefully prepared. She is one of the few girls who still believes that they arc called to teach, and she expects soon to enter her chosen profession. (61) Senior Class Louise Smiser. B.S. in ................................................................Cynthiana Phltosophlnn Literary Society: Horace Mann; Homo Ec.-AR. Society. A fig for worry and a fig for care. This is Louise s mono. The cake may burn, the custard scorch, but still she smiles. For she has a happy, care-free personally on which the worries of college life sit lightly. Her motto is smile. Truly an appropriate one for a Home Ec. Nevertheless, Louise is an earnest student and reflects much credit on her department. Nancy Bowman Smock, A.B................................................................HamxLburg Kappa Delta; Strollers; English Club: Phltosophlnn Literary Society. Nancy has decided to go to Honolulu, for there she has heard that the inhabitants spend much of their lime in sleeping. There it but one drawback to this plan however; it is so far from New York that it will take the mail an awful long time to reach her. Nancy is the aristocrat of Kentucky. What she lacks in stature she makes up in airs and no one would think of the adjective little when he sees her coming. William Carlyle Soward, A.B............................................................Maysville Alpha Delta Sigma: Kentuckian. Feature Editor; Co-author, Pageant t : English Club; Press Association; Democratic Club; V. M. C. A. Bill has a large collection of old shoes and defunct beer bottles ihnt people who have heard him perform on the fiddle threw at him. Billy s first year on the campus was a blaze of glorv. but the advancing years robbed him of his brilliance until, as a Senior, he look to reading signatures. Here his work is as startlingly excellent as ever, and those who really know him are confident that hi brilliant (and eccentric) personality will win him success somewhere. (62) Senior Class Marion Brooke Sprague, B.S...............................................................Lexington Pre-Medical Society; Philosophinn; Y. W. C. A, Marian hat ambition. All her life the hat wanted to enter the medical profusion as a doctor or nurse. Now we learn that her ambition will toon be realized, at she will enter Johnt Hopkins in the fall. We wish her tuccess. Marion was not originally a member of the Class of ‘20, but during the war she left to enter the Red Crost. After the armistice was signed she returned to school and we were glad to welcome her into our ranks. Albert Cornelius Stephens, B.S. in C.E....................................... . . . Burlington Tau Beta Kakc: Marconi Engineering Society; Merriman Engineering Society; Brooka Engineering Society, Secretary-Treasurer; Union Literary Society. “Steve is the man of mystery. He drestet up every evening, but no one has ever seen him on the streets after seven-thirty. His hobby is Boone County and he knows its hiitory from the paleolithic age up to three weeks ago. “Steve is used to the city now and says he will never go back to the farm again unless they pay him to make a survey there. Leo Ellis Steinhauser, B.S. in Agr...............................................Dc Mossville Alpha Zeta; Lamp an t Crow; Agricultural Society; President (3); Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (2. 3. 4); Fat Stock Judging Team (3). Leo didn't care to get married, so when he finished his work in February he tripped off on a bachelor's honeymoon. and reports of his experiences in California arc not only interesting but surprising. Stein has been a typical Senior. His dexterity with a cane was surpassed only by his efficiency in the classroom, where he stood at the lop. If the cowboys chase him out of the West we would be more than glad to welcome him back to Kentucky. (63) Neal Grace Sullivan, LL.B............................................................... Henry Clay: Glee Club: President. ’IS; University Quartet. “Sully must have had n canary bird for a play toy when he was a kid. for he hat somehow acquired an ambition to sing. Hi� rich, melodious voice flowing from the 'attic of White Hall ha� caused many a feminine heart to thrill with raDturc. while her escort longed lo heave a brick. Neal ha. a campusful of friends and adds more to his list every time he sings. Jesse V. Tapp, B.S. in Agr...........................................................Corydon Alpha Tnu Omega: Alpha Zeta: Alpha Delta Sigma: Lamp amt Crow. Claw Treasurer (3 : Agricultural Society. Vice-President (J : Y. M. C. A.. President (St; Blue Ridge Delegate (3. 3): Editor-In-Chief. 1930 Kentuckian: Rural Kentuckian. Associate Editor S : Student Volunteer Convention. Delegate to Des Moines (I). Jesse is a pretty good boy. even if some naughty Seniors did accuse him of making a thousand dollars out of this miserable publication. He has had a good many successes in his school life, but we hope that they won't make him d'lzzy.” When he dies, he won't be an angel; he'll be a Y. M. C. A. president. Henry Clay Thompson, Jr., B.S. in M.E...........................................Ft. Thomas Tnu Beta Kake; Marconi Engineering Society: Mcrrlmnn Engineering Socl.lv; American Association Mechanical Engineers: American Institute Electrical Engineers; class K.«d- ball (J): R. O. T. C.: Republican Club. Red is known in engineering circles as the “Human Copyright. He may go into marine engineering after his four years of intensive training on a steamboat. Red has been conducting a classic sene, of experiments to determine the coefficient of impact of soft (and often) fell crasors on the human cranium. He is a favorite with the boys, and “that ain't all. - but we mustn't tell her name. Senior Class (64) Senior Class David Thornton, A.B.............................................................Versailles Kappa Alpha; Track Team (4); Senior Football Team (4); Transylvania Football Team (1, 2. 3); Captain (3). Wise people change their mind� , so Dave decided to come over and get hi� degree with the Cla� s of '20. He brought with him a good record for the three year spent at T. U. Hi work on the Senior football team and on the Varsity track team wa very commendable. Catherine Olivia Tucker, A.B.....................................................Lexington Chl OmcKu: Pun-Hellcnlc (3, 4); Editor University Bulletin (3); English Club (2, 3, 4); Romance Uangtiage Club (3, 4); Press Club (4). Catherine ha held a high place in the University life since � hc entered four years ago. Not only that, but she holds a high place in ihc heart of an alumnus, and, though we do not know which one she prefers, we do know that she was the second highest Senior girl in the popularity contest last fall. We predict for her a very happy career. Frank Tuttle, A.B................................................................Lexington President, Economics and Sociology Club; Trl-Cor Psychology Club; White Mathematics Club. Tire depth of his intellect is immeasurable. He ha a strong determination and a perseverance in whatever he goes into. Such students as Frank arc becoming scarce in American institutions. t Senior Class Mary Frances Turner, B.S. in H.E..............................................................Louisville Kappa Kappa Gamma: Staff and Crown: Honorary Home Economic� F Ko Club- Vice-President (4): Pan-Hellenic Council 2 : Stroller . 1 rlzc Skit 11� . a t of Play (l): Vice-President: Y. W. C. A.: Glee club; Louisville Club; Class Mce- President (-1). , Arc you blue? Do your studies seem loo hard? Do you sometimes gel up in the morning thinking ilia! it it hardly worth while to be alive? Then we will tell you a secret. Meet Mary I timer ! But one smile from this little dispenser of good cheer is guaranteed to rid one of the worst case of blues, for Mary is the Pippa of Kentucky. Mary is a student who has gained admission into two honorary societies, whose ability can not be questioned. Nevertheless, she remains to all who know her just simple, cheery little Mary. Edward Y. Van Deren, B.S. in Agr...................................................Cynthiana Alpha Tau Omega; Agricultural Society. “Knows what he knows as if he knew it not. Medium of stature but big of heart is Buck. His quiet unassuming manner has won for him a host of friends. With the exception of Chemistry, Buck has made a good record and at the same time monopolized the time of a certain young lady. Mary Scott Van Meter, B.S...................................................................Lexington Kappa Kappa Gamma: Glee Club: Raflncxque Club. President tl; Class Vice-President (3 : Mlcology Club (4): Y. W. C. A. Mary is noted for three things—efficiency, honesty, and the ability to keep her own council. For this reason, the Class of '20, os Juniors, trusted her with their dark and guilty secrets, the class minutes: and as Seniors, with the handling of the immense amount of money for the purchase of their class rings and commencement invitations. That is the reason, also, the Mighty Maxson trusts her as his Secretary w'lh the dread secret of D's and E's. which, if allowed to pass beyond the hallowed circle ot the Uiem. faculty, might ruin the reputation of an otherwise resectable student. (66) Senior Class Morris Vilcofsky, B.S.................................................Norwood, Ohio Omlcron Alpha Tnu; American Chemical Society: Economics Club. Morris experienced Agriculture for one semester, but contrary to the general rule he was so attracted by his Freshman Chcmisty that he decided to devote his full time to it. His work has always been well done. J. Keevil Wallingford, A.B....................................................Cynthiana Shaler Geological Society: Captain. Senior Football Team. This student of ancient fossils promises some day to be a so-called oil magnate. He will not disappoint us. for he has a reputation for keeping promises. Though he has favored many of the fair co-eds. the girl back home still holds ihe only key to his heart. Rufus is the strong arm of the class and a terror to the underclassman both off and on the gridiron. Orin C. Walker, LL.B..............................................................Ekron Union I.ltcrary Society: Masonic Club: Henry Clay: Lieutenant ‘1$. Prep is the last of the old school, the lost of that ancient political parly known as ihe Old Guard. with its unlimited powers known only to those unfortunate enough to be the wheels of that famous “steam roller. Class elections were blood-thirsty in those days; a class squabble was nothing less than a miniature war. But lime has changed Prep into a student. Now and then he even honors a lady fair with his knightly presence. (67) Senior Class William Mason Wallace. Jr.. B.S. in M.E. ......................Lexington Kappa Sigma: Marconi Engineering Society. Vice-President (3): 111 1 C,UV; Mcrrlman Engineering Society: Kentuckian Start Artist (S : Art Editor H : Tnu Beta Knke. Bill it the fashion plate of the claw. They tay a eat or two disappeared in Hampton Court last fall. Anyhow, it wasn't long afterward that Bill blew in wearing a fur collar on his overcoat. And when it comes lo the ponies. Bill just naturally makes the editor of the Racing Form look like a country jake. He hat an artistic eye and is very temperamental. For instance, he glanced at the Mining Building one day and decided it had a poor location; he straightway set out and tried to move it over to Mechanical Hall. Henry Keene Warth, B.S. in Agr..........................................Georgetown Agricultural Society; Senior Football Tram. Henry is the boy who bloodied up the class football games—too bad it was his own blood. Neverthe- less. he was a tower of strength in the Senior line-up. He is the older member of the Warth firm, and will return to the farm in Scott County in June. Robert D. Warth. A.B..............................................................Georgetown Patterson Literary Society; Senior Footbnll Team. Although Robert is from Georgetown, we feel sure that he will be able lo overcome that difficulty. He has already proven his ability as a student, a soldier, and a diplomat with the ladies. Thus, we dare predict for him a bright career. (68) Senior Class Robert William Waterfill, B.S. in M.E............................................Lawrenccburg Tau Beta PI; Edlson-Joulo Society, President (2); American Association of Mechanical Engineers. President (4); American Institute of Electrical Engineers. If Robert had a nickname it would have lo be Silence. He believe� in avoiding all unnecessary wear and Icar on his vocal cord� , but when he � ays something it is usually worlh at lca� t an A. Rumor has il that he once had a girl back home. Maybe so, but until he chooses lo loosen up and tell about it, we don't know whether he has joined the Jilted Brethren or she has jointed the Jilted Sistern. Hannah S. Weakley, B.S. in Home Ec.................................................Louisville Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (2): Phllosophian; Strollers; Loulsvliio Club: Horace Mann; Homo Ec.-Ag. Society; Glee Club. Quiet, loyal, capable is this little person. Her heart is as big as she is small. She has a most original way of finding out all the news on the campus. But if you want anything done, and done well, just go lo Hannah. Irma Frances WenTZELL, B.S. in Chem........................................New Albany, Ind. Horace Mann, Vice-President (2), President (4); Student Government Council; Vice- President of Patterson Hall (4); Louisville Club; Oleo Club; Y. W. C. A. As an ornothologisl, Irma is without a peer, not lover, but peer. With marks which soar as high as Byrds, she has added glory to her sex. As a scientist, she is a firm believer in the theory advanced by Darwin. Ccrlainly, wc descended from lower animals, and so did the Byrds. Last but by no means least, she is a chemist. She has worked a formula for everything, even love, which reads: boy, girl, congeniality. (69) Senior Class Joe Alexander Wesson, B.S. in Agr...........................................................Wmgo Joe hat taken every courte in the Ag. College and tome of them twice. You tec he like agriculture, and for that reaton and many othert. he will attain tuccet in that greatest and oldest of all occupations farming. We underttand that he has tome one back home to take care of the chickens for him. Hattie Ell Wheeler, B.S. in Home Ec....................................................Lexington Though she couldn’t be taid to be much of a grind. No one can surpass her in quickness of mind: Good-natured and generous, jolly, and clever. Her longue, like the brooklet, goes on forever. Mina Frances White, A.B................................................................Blackford Strollors; Phtloxophlnn; Kngllsh Club; Raflncxquo Club. Secretary (4); Y. V. C. A. Mina it an English major and a good one; consequently, no one dreamed of her hnrboring scientific aspirations until last temester when she registered for “Chcm. 3, surprising even Mighty for the first time in fourteen years. Now the secret it out—Mina it to be a doctoress. Just whnt branch she will, specialize in we do not know, but from the number of hours she it spending at the new Chcm building we believe it will be bio-chemistry. (70) Senior Class Louise Will, A.B........................................................................Louisville Kappa Delta: Y. W. C. A. Cabinet: Blue Ridge Delegate: Phllosophlnn Cast (2): Literary Critic (2): Vice-President 3 : Y. W. C. A.. Vice-President (3); English Club: Strollers: Student Government Council, President (4): Kernel Staff 2. 3): Managing Editor (4); Class Prophet (4); Glee Club; Staff and Crown: Phi Sigma. Louise hail from Loui villc. and like other of her Louisvillian contemporaries, she has nol only done half ihc work in student aclivilies, but has captured all the honors open lo a girl as well. The second woman managing editor of the Kernel, the second president of Student Government, her achievements speak for thcnwclvc . That she is clear-headed, capable and efficient no one can doubt. And as for her scholarship record—no prof can find fault with Louise. The Kentuckian does nol often rise lo poetic heights, but—in this instance we arc led to exclaim: “Her price is far above rubies. Edith Williams, B.S. in Home Ec................................................Bowling Green Y. W. C. A.: Glee Club: Home Economics Club: Student Government Council (4). If Edith's middle name is nol Capable il should be. She is our ideal of a modern woman who can meet any fate wilh a smile and a jest. We don’t ion what her future plans include, but some of us think we have a right good idea. Abert Wilson, A.B.........................................................................Somerset Romance Language Club (3): President (4 : Rnflncxquc 4): Horace Mann: Philoxophian; Y. W. C. A.: Student Asslatant Romance Language and Zoological Departments (4). Alberta enjoys the distinction of being the only girl in the Senior Class thought wise enough by the powers that be to be entrusted wilh a class—even a Spanish class. Neither do her pedagogical activities end here, but twice a week she may be found in the zoological laboratory teaching the shrinking Freshmen how to locate the cver-illusivc amoeba. Alberta is one of the brightest students in the class, not even Jimmie nor the far-famed Bland can come up lo her when it comes to coaxing obstinate professors to give her A’s. We predict a bright future in store for her. (71) Senior Class Margaret Woll, A.B......................................... Y. W. C. A.. President (4): Delegate to Blue Ridge 2� : Horace (2): Phllosophlnn, Secretary (3): Glee Club (3): House Staff - : Council. Treasurer (3); Class Historian 4): Y. V. C. A. Delegate and Crown. ..........Hawesville Mann: Vice-President Student Government to Des Moines: Staff Margaret is a delightful combination of fun and seriousness, admired by those who have noticed the efficiency which has characterized her leadership in scholarship and in all college activities and by those who have tested her and found her always fair and square. To a few who know her more intimately. Conscience is the truest friend, the most dreaded tease, and the most daring of cut-ups. If you want to hear her rave, just mention her new spring hat. John Douglass Wood, B.S. in M.E..........................................................Elkton Alpha Sigma Phi: Marconi Engineering Society; Mcrrlmnn Engineering Society: American Association of Mechanical Engineer : American Institute of Electrical Engineer : ('In Baseball; Tuu Beta Kakc; Assistant Baseball Manager (3); Baseball Manager (l ; Re- publican Club; R. O. T. C. Doug is a bold, bad gob from the Grcal Lakes. If you ever see him smoke a cigarette, report same lo D. C. Choate and collect ten per cent, commission of the ten-dollar bet that it wins for him. Doug is one of the boys who makes his own way. so we haven't heard of his being mixed up with any frivolities except military drill. William Yourish, B.S. in Ind. Chcm..................................................Newport Otoe Club: Omlcron Alpha Tau: American Chemical Society: Mnremit Engineering Society. This combination of Industrial Chemistry and Engineering is a maniac for work. It is reported on good authority that he spends twenty-three hours at work and the twenty-fourth in learning the latest steps. That may be why he looks so sleepy sometimes. He has not had enough work to make him a dull boy as yet. (72) Senior Class George W. Hocan, LL.B..............................................................St. Helens Henry Clay Law Society. Yc . he is Irish, and can laugh at a joke even if he is the subject of mirth. Then he sometimes wears a green necktie; and swears lhat he is not afraid of snakes, nor of profs of any description. Hogan is a good student and will undoubtedly rise in his chosen profession. James Park, LL.B........................................................................Richmond Phi Delta Theta: A.B. ‘15; President Senior Class '15: Pan-Hcllenlc Representative; Lamp and Cross: Mystic Thirteen: Keys; Varsity Football; Varsity Basketball; Varsity Base ball; Cnptaln (4); Student Assistant In Mathematics (4): Assistant Coach 'IS-'IT; Athletic Director, T. V. 'lS-'lS. Jim hails from Richmond, the place where athletes grow. He is not only large in stature, but looms big in the eyes of the students, for he has been a maker of athletic history ever since entering (he University. He and his trusty toe will never be forgotten in the Mississippi Kentucky game of ’15. Jim is now adding another degree to his list of accomplishments. He hopes some day to write a thesis on Republican politics. William Davis Salmon, B.S. in Agr...........................................................Cork Alpha Zctn; Stock Judging Team; Agricultural Society. “Fish is the besl student in the Senior Class. This is evidenced by the fact that he is finishing his course in three years. We don't know where Cork is, but it must be an intelligent community to produce such a man. (73) Junior Class The fall of 1917 is famous for two things at the University of Kentucky. '1 he first was the coming of President MeVey and the genesis of the University reorganized. The other was the advent of the Class of 1921. two hundred ninety- one strong. The appearance of “21” on the big brick smokestack behind the old Adminis- tration Building and on the looming black water lowers soon showed the University that the Class of 2 I was here in earnest. The real testing, though, came when, in the short space of three minutes, the Class of 21 pulled the scissoristical Soph- omore Class men through Clifton Pond in the annual tug-of-war. Class History The presence of the Class of ’21 was also felt in many other ways that first year. It furnished four of the seven girls in the “Beauty Section” of the '18 Kentuckian, and its members practically equipped the football and basketball teams their first year. In its Sophomore and Junior years the class has continued to stand behind the University and entered into its activities with an enthusiasm that can not be downed. Its men arc of the old stock whose ancestors walked beside Boone and Guest in blazing the way into the “Dark and Bloody Ground.” Its girls are the embodiment of that rare type of charm and beauty which have made Kentucky women famous the world over. junior Class Roll College of Arts and Science Julia N. Anderson, A.B...............................................Cedar Falls, Iowa Kappa Kappa Gamma: Horace Mann; Y. W. C. A.: History Club. Fred Kinc Aucsburc, A.B...................................................... Lexington Kappa Alpha; Strollers (I, 2, 3); Casts Mice and Men” (1). “Under Cover” (2); University Press Association (3); Lexington High School Club. President (3). Victor Huco Barlow, A.B..........................................................Barlow Kappa Sigma; President John Hays Hammond Engineering Society (2); Mystic Thirteen; Vice-President Shalcr Geological Society (3). Jacob Pennebaker Barnes, A.B..................................................Bardstown Kappa Alpha; Strollers 1. 2. 3); Union Literary Society: Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (t. 2. 3); Keys; Mystic Thirteen; Alpha Delta Sigma; Varsity Debating Team 2); Business Manager “Kentucky Kernel (2); Junior Class Orator. AURYNE E. Bell, A.B........................................................... Eminence Kappa Sigma: Stroller Cast 2 ; University Quartette (2); Sophomore Drill Medal; Shalcr Geological Society; Mystic Thirteen. Forrest P. Bell, A.B........................................................................Hartford Intercollegiate Class Debating Team. Mary Archer Bell, A.B...............................................................Rapliine, Va. Alpha XI Delta: Phllosophlan: Horace Mann; Glee Club; University Press Associa- tion; Women’s Pnn-Hcllenlc Council. Secretary (2). President (3): • Kernel Start (3): Romance Language Club: Y. W. C. A. James Gilbert Black, A.B.................................................................Harrodsburg Martha Leich Buckman. A.B....................................................................Corydon Kappa Delta; Phi Sigma; Stroller Cast The Lion and the Mouse ; Y. W. C. A.: Pan-Hellenic Council (1, 3). Treasurer (3): English Club; Glee Club; Phllosophlan; Kernel” Start (1. 3); Editor University Bulletin; Co-Editor “Kernel (2); Romance Language Club; University Press Association; Phllosophlan. Arthur Arden Cameron, A.B..................................................................Lexingion Class Football (2); Track (3); Lexington High School Club; English Club. Alta Mae Chandler. A.B....................................................................Owcnsville Y. W. C. A.; Phllosophlan; Horace Mann; White Mnthcmatlcs Club. Paul P rker Cooper, A.B.......................................................................Benton Bnscbnll (1); Class Football (1, 3); History Club: Patterson Literary Society, Lillie Victor Cromwell, A.B................................................................Cynthiana Kappa Kappa Gamma: Basketball (I. 2. 3 ; Y. W. C. A.; Blue Ridge Delegate (2) : Junior Class Secretary: Phllosophlan: Horace Mann; English Club: Univer- sity Press Association; Y. W. C. A. Delegate to Des Moines; Secretary Democratic Club; Romance Language Club. Garland Hale Barr Davis, A.B...............................................................Lexington Kappa Alphn: Alpha Chi Sigma; Second Lieutenant Cadet Battalion; Lexington High School Club. Isabelle Converse Dickey, A.B.................................................................Walton Alpha XI Delta; Phllosophlnn; Strollers; Stroller Cast (1): Y. W. C. A.: English Club. Secretary and Treasurer 2); Clee Club: Class Secretary (1); Press Club (3) ; Pageant (2). Herndon Julian Evans, A.B..................................................................Frankfort Kappa Sigma; Cadet Corps 1. 2. 3): Cadet Medal (1); Amateur Prize. Strollers (1). Stroller Cast (2). Stage Manager 3): Alpha Delta Slgmn; Canterbury Club: Press Club (3); Democratic Club: Kernel Stnrt (I. 2); Junior Editor Ken- tuckian ; Class Football (3); Mystic 13; U. S. Army. ’17-'1S. Lenore Dorothy Fisher, A.B.................................................................Lexington Marcaret Evelun Ford. A.B................................................................Shclbyvillc Sophomore Representative Student Government (2): Treasurer Student Govern- ment (3): Secretary Class 2 ; Horace Mann; Phllosophlan: Library Club. Gustavus Berry Foster, A.B..........................................................Winder, Ga. Mary Marshall Graves, B.S..................................................................Lexington (79) George Hichs Gregorv. .........................................................’ ’ H“r 'IM ur8 Agricultural Society 1. 2 : Vice-President Roluny Club 3); LlierarJ fl Mjr- SwclW T. M. C- A.. Cabinet 2. J . Blue Kldgo Delegate 2): Delegate to Student Volunteer Conference at Dc Moines; Assistant in Botany. Rolue M. Guthrie. .......................................................................... Ohio Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Hammond Engineering Society (I); Masonic Club 11. 2 3� ; (lit, Club 2. 8 : University Quartette (2. 3); Hliulor Geological Society (3); Sigma Tau (3). James Andrew Hacan. A.B.............................................................Lexington Basil E. Hayden. A.B.........................................................................pari Alpha Chi Sigma; Claw Football (3): Assistant Track Manager (3). Katie Boyd Henry. A.B.....................................................................Carlisle Chi Omega; Varsity Basketball 1. 2 : V. W. C. A.; English Club; Philosophlnn Literary Society; Glee Club; Strollers. James S. Hudnall. B.S....................................................................Riverside Representative Shalcr Geological Society at Meeting of Association for the Advancement of Science at St. Louis (3); Student Teacher, Department of Geology (3 : Patterson Literary Society (3). Blanche Beatrice Iliiardt. A.B...................................................Nicholaiville English Club: History Club: Kafliicsquc Botanical Society; Philosophlnn Lit- erary Society. Willard Carlisle Johnson. A.B..........................................................Boston Horace Mann; Prc-Medlcal Society; Y. M. C. A. John Brooks Jouett. A.B...................................................................Eminence Kappa Sigma; Pan-Hellenic Council. Clarjbel Tevis Kay. A.B..........................................................Springfield. Ohio Chi Omega; Y. W. C. A.; Phllosophlan; Cast Phllosophlan Play (21; Stroll.-rs (J : Press Club (3); Glee Club (2. 3); Vice-President Romance Language Club 3 ; English Club. Mary Euzabeth Kraft. B.S................................................................ Louitville Kappa Delta: Blue Ridge Delegate (2); Y. V. C. A. Cabinet (3): Vice-President Phllosophlan Literary Society (3). Henry Brady Loyd. A.B....................................................................FordsviUe Patterson Literary Society: Glee Club (2); “Kernel Staff (3); V. M C A Republican Club. Roy McCracken. B.S.....................................................................Cynthiana Alpha Chi Sigma; Band 1, 2. 8). Katherine Mecibbon, A.B................................................................... Cynthiana Y. W. C. A.; Phllosophlan Literary Society: Strollers. Howard Miller Noel, B.S.................................................................... Bellevue PI Delta Theta; Alpha Chi Sigma. Lee Oldham, A.B............................................................................. ....... ............................................... liopkintvillc Kappa Sigma. Robert McDonald Perrin. B.S.............................................................. c , . ........................................... ralmoulh Geological Society. Mildred Thomas Porter. A.B......................................... . C,Ub: ® kc,btt � • 2 : Vice-President X,n8,° Robert Jules Raible. A.B. . Men 1 � ! y.sjTc: ouUvi,lc entry Society (1. 2). Trea rer cuE r n ,CI,Uvb: ’■« «•: Union Lit: Tennis Club' n a� urcr (2). Glee Club (1. 2); Band (2 ; Track Squad S ; Martha Acnes Randalu A.B. Louis Aucustus Reidel. A.B. . Burlmgion F. B. Richardson. A.B. Cb': Cl “ � i i-' ngion'c'„k..................LfXin ,0n Raymond Rodcers. A.B. . Bnn 1 K S � «nef� e« (80) Millon Ludlow Adele Slade, A.B........................................................................... Phi Sigma: Strollers; Y. W. C. A.. Cabinet (2, 3); Blue Bulge Delegate (3); Student Government Council, Secretary (2), Junior Class Representative 3): Philo- sophlnn Biterary Society (1, 2, 3): Horace Mann Literary Society (1. 2. 3), Secre- tary (3): Glee Club 1. 2): Republican Club, Secretary (2); Kernel Staff (2, 3): Co-ed Editor (3): Editor .University Bulletin (2): Koflnesquo Club; Four- Minute Speaker (3): Press Club; Delegate Student Volunteer Convention at Dcs Moines; English Club (1, 2, 3); University Correspondent for New York Papers. Mary Floyd Swinney. A.B...............................................................Louisville Tri Delta; Vice-President Clnss (2); Romance Language Club; History Club. Jennings Taylor, A.B.................................................................. Lexington Roberta Thornton, A.B....................................................................Newport Y. W. C. A. (1, 2. 3): English Club (1. 2. 3). Secretary-Treasurer (3); Phllosophian Literary Society (1. 2, 3): Literary Critic (3); Student Government Council (3). Vircinia Frances Throckmorton, A.B.....................................................Lexington Strollers 1, 2, 3): Morton Club. Edcar Neal Thurman, A.B.................................................................Somerset Alpha Chi sigma. Howard Volney Tycrett, A.B.........................................................Bowling Green William G. Walker, A.B......................................................................Lexington Alpha Tau Omega: Varsity Football (1. 2. 3): Lexington High School Club (1, 2. 3): rre-Medical Society (1. 2, 3). Vice-President (3): Second Lieutenant. U. S. Army, 191S. Mary Helen Whitworth, A.B................................................................. Hardimburg Alpha Gamma Delta: Strollers (1, 2. 3); Phllosophian Literary Society (1, 2. 3); Y. W. C. A. (1. 2. 3). William Rives Wilson, A.B............................................................Evansville, Ind. PI Kappa Alpha. Leon Vl lSE, A.B.............................................................................Eminence Glee Club (2, 3): History Club (2, 3); Union Literary Society. Vico-Prosident (3); Henry Clay Law Society. Bernice Mildred Young. A.B..................................................................Pinevillc Y. W. C. A. (1. 2, 3); Phllosophian Literary Society (1. 2, 3); Cast You Can Never Toll”: Horace Mann (2, 3); Strollers (2, 3); Cast of Mice and Men (2); History Club; Tennis Club. College of Agriculture Home Economics Maud Norman Asbury, B.S..............................................................Petersburg Kappa Kappa Gamma: Y. W. C. A.: Home Economies Club; Horace Mann; Radnesque Botanical Club; Pngcnnt (2). Katherine Bell, B.S...................................................................Lexington Home Economics Club. Katherine Broaddus Christian.........................................................Chilesberg Kappa Knppa Gamma: Home Economics Club (1. 2, 3); Y. W. C. A. (3); Red Cross (2). Bertha Depew, B.S............................................................Summer Shade. Ky. Y. W. C. A.: Homo Economics Club; Rndncsquc Botanical Club. Elizabeth Irene Evans, B.S.......................................................Lebanon, Ky. Kappa Kappa Gamma; Home Economics Club (I. 2. 3): Student Government Council (3): Girls’ Glee Club (2, 3); Y. W. C. A. (1. 2. 3); Red Cross Club (2). Ruth Grecory. B-S....................................................................Louisville Kappa Kappa Gamma; Home Economics Club; Y. W. C. A.; Phllosophian. Frances Hart, B.S.................................................................Nicholasville Home Economics Club; Y. W. C. A. Mary Durie Heron, B.S........................................................... Irvington Chi Omega: Y. W. C. A.; Strollers (2. 3): Horace Mann (1. 21; University Press Club (3): Romance Language Club (2); Home Economics Club 1 : University Red Cross (1); Tennis Club (1). Anna Elizabeth McAdams, B.S...........................................................Lexingion Homo Economics Club. (81) Katherine Wight Oclesby, B.S. Lexington Alpha Gamma Delta: V. W. C. A.: Horace Mann; Homo Economic lub. _ DC Ncpion, Ky. IRGINIA HANKLIN. • • jj; phltosoplilan 1. 2 : .Strollors: Horace M«Pnn O. ?-|lomo i oml« C.ub (3); Reel Cro« Club D. Anna Bentley Sprague. ................................................................. U ,n«:on Home Economic Club. Helen South Taylor. B.S......................................................, B®wl ,n« Green Knuna Kappa Gamma; Vice-President Class 1): Y. W. ’. A. 41., 3. ►: Red Cro 1): Pan-Hellenic Council (S : Orchestra (I. 2 : fetrollcr; I nKcanl (-). Poiter Club (2 : Homo Economic� Club'(1. 3. 8). Elizabeth Tkrelkeld. ..................................................................Lcxing.on Kappa Kappa Gamma. Erma Wolff. B.S....................................................................... Louuv.lle Everett Elmar Allison, B.S. in Agri.................................................Ml. Olivet Rotany Club; Agricultural Society. Uva S. Byrd. B.S. in Agri.................................................................Murrey Agricultural Society; Junior Football Team S : Class Qask tbnll 3 . Paul D. Davies. B.S. in Agri.................................................Hollywood. Calif. Sigma Nu. Todd Heron Green, B.S. in Agri........................................................La Grange Kappa Sigma: Manager Glee Club 2 : Quartette (1. 2. 3� ; Photo Editor 1919 Kentuckian : Kodak Editor 1920 Kentuckian : Agricultural Society; Botany Club. William Leonard Rouse, B.S. in Agri....................................................Cynihiana Alpha Tnu Omega: Agricultural Soclely. Harry Walker Farmer. B.S. in Agri.......................................................Stanford Student Senate 1. 2); Agricultural Society: Democratic Club. Clifton U. Jett, B.S. in Agri..................................................................Kevil Agricultural Society. Charles A. Laudermilk, B.S. in Agri........................................................ Bardwell Henry Grady Sellards. B.S. in Agri...................................................... Presionburg Alpha Jieta: Agricultural Soclely: Alternate on the Stock Judging Team (3� . James Henry Taylor, B.S. in Agri...........................................................Henderson Agricultural Society (1. 2. 3): T. K. B. (I. S . College of Law Gus B. Bruner. LL.B. . . . Clyde Orbin Benton. LL.B. . Samuel H. Cole. LL.B. . . . Raymond Joseph Connell, LL.B. . . . Elkton Bowling Green Lcxinglon Paris Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Marianna Devereaux. LL.B..................................Lexington Marvin Kohl Eblen, LL.B................................. Henderson AVjh Epsilon: Vice-President Democratic Club: Secretary Union Literary Soclely. Henry (.lay Law Society; Junior Football Squad. Otta Colton Gortin. LL.B...................... . K?yTAAE F.le C,Ub: Hcnry Clpy ,J‘W' Zo'io'y- Chaplain Union' Lltorar John Henry Hewitt. LL.B .... , .............................. Ind. William Jennincs Pinson, LL.B. . U Chl K y ' p viRciL uZ S£lZr c'“y T —; du., - c,.« ranu� nte sr ■ l,y .....................................Richmond (82) Granvil W. Smith, LL.B................................................. Henry Clay Law Society; Union Literary Society. Clarence L. Wood, LL.B................................................. Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Henry Clay Law Society. CampbelLvillc Maysville College of Engineering Department of Mechanical Engineering Ernest Langley Baulch. B.M.E..............................................................Fulton President Marconi Engineering Society (1); Mcrriman Engineering Society 2 ; John Hays Hammond Society (8); Y. M. C. A.: Student Advisory Board S : Kadlo Club (3); Assistant Instructor in Mathematics (3); Assistant In Electrical Laboratory (3 . Herrick F. Bell, B.M.E. Lexington John Hays Hammond Engineering Society. Charles Rice Bourland. B.C.E................................................. Madiionville. Ky. Pi Kappa Alpha; Union Literary Society (I. 2): Transit Staff (2); Brooks Engi- neering Society. Secretary (2): Junior Engineering Society. Treasurer (3); Pan- Hellenic Council (3); Royal Order of Fish. Sol H. DeBrovy. B.M.E.................................................................Louisville Sigma Alpha Mu; John Hnys Hammond Engineering Society; Junior Football Team; S. N. T. C. Frank Eastwood, B.M.E................................................................MadUonvillc John Hays Hammond Engineering Society. Georce Albert Hii.lsman, B.M.E........................................................Livermoore Alpha Sigma Phi; Westlnghouse Society (I): John Hays Hammond Engineering Society; Democratic Club. Otis Howard. B.M.E......................................................................Hartford Fred Liker, B.M.E..................................................................Jcffcrsontown President John Hay Hammond Engineering Society (3). Morshan Jeter McWhorter, B.M.E..................................................Jo emiie, Ky. Treasurer John Hays Hammond Engineering Society (8): Treasurer Junior Class; Assistant Football Manager (3). Huch Ben Orr, B.M.E........................................................................Paris Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Mystic 13; John Hays Hammond Engineering Society. Thomas Bryan Propps, B.M.E...................................................Broken Bow, Okla. Alpha Sigma Phi; Varsity Baseball (2); Football Squad (2); John Hnys Ham- mond Engineering Society; Class Football (1, 3). Cary R. Roberts, B.M.E....................................................................Marcco Frecerick Houston Shaw, B.M.E..........................................................Lexington Kappa Alpha: Treasurer Sophomore Class; Assistant Football Manager (3): Assistant Business Manager Kentuckian ; John Hays Hammond Engineering Society; Lexington High School Club. Drury Scott Smith, B.M.E................................................................Pembroke John Hay Hammond Engineering Society. W. D. Thompson. B.M.E.................................................................. Falmouth Alpha Tnu Omega; President Class (1); John Hays Hammond Engineering Society: Keys; Mystic 13; Assistant Track Manager (3); Varsity Football (3). William Barry Thornton, B.M.E..........................................................Lexington John Hays Hammond Engineering Society. Harry Wood Walunc, B.M.E...........................................................CampbelLvillc Forrest D. Weatherkolt, B.M.E..........................................................Cloverpon Mystic 13; Secretary John Hays Hammond Engineering Society; Class Football Team (1. 3). Ira Gaulbert Wilson, B.M.E............................................................Louisville Glee Club: Tennis Club; John Hays Hammond Engineering Society: Radio Club; Louisville Club. Georce Ernest Zerfoss, B.M.E...........................................................Lexington Phi Delta Theta; President Class (3); Varsity Basketball 1. 2); Varsity Base- ball (1); Pan-Hellenic Representative (3); Mystic 13. (83) _ n ii p Simferopol. Ru� � i EU Hnnim'oni'l I� - ■ «, - «■ Department of Civil Engineering _ n r Louisville B.„Ou� B«rn B££............................ ; ; ; Bcnion EaflV HONM Engineering Society: American Association of Hngliio-rx. feWALD EkNEET DEAl-TRr, B.C.E...................................... ..Ri.Dc J-nCO. Braill Alpha Tnu omega; Tau Beta PI. Charles Howard Dudley. B.C.E......................................................... enion Robert Younc Ireland. B.C.E..................................................... 1 grange Alpha Tau Omega: Varsity Basketball 1). Captain (2): Varsity BuotaU (� : Varsity Track S): Class Football 2. 3); Key� ; Brook Engineering Society. Athletic Committee. John March Land. B.C.E........................................................Nichola.v.llc Stroller� ; Brooks Engineering Society. Edcar Purcell Moynahan, B.C.E.................................................Nicholasville John Hay� Hammont) Engineering Society. Robert Newton O'Hara. B.C.E....................................................Willianutown Berry M. Perkinson. B.C.E............................................................Milion Brooks Engineering Society (1); Service 309th Engineers; Sergeant University Battalion: Charter Member American Association of Engineers. Walter E. Rowe, B.C.E.............................................................Lexington Brooks Engineering Society. J. Freeman Wilson, B.C.E..........................................................Lexington American Association of Engineers. Department of Mining Engineering Thomas J. Asiier. B.E.M...........................................................Pinrvillc John Hays llammoml Engineering Society: Norwood Mining Society (3): Junior Member Institute of Mining Engineers. Walter Monroe Baulch, B.E.M..........................................................Fulton Class Football Team (1); Norwood alining Society; John Hays Hammond Engi- neering Society. John Ready Drummy, B.E.M..........................................................Lexington Second Lieutenant Field Artillery, United States Army: Second Lieutenant Field Artillery Reserve Corps; Treasurer Norwood Mining Society (3). Vinson Lair Johnson. B.E.M....................................................... Lexingion Keys; John Hays Hammond Engineering Society; Norwood Mining Society Albert James Muni. B.E.M................................................... Lexington J8 . 0.1?'! (V:. V“r“ ' Eootbnll 3 ; Norwood Mining Society Lexlngtonr High School Club; John Hays Hammond Engineering Society Olney Enercy Richardson, B.E.M.................................................... Cromwell s� ®Tw. K!,nl : J°hn Hays Hammond Engineering' Society’ 1 • J). lappa Kegga Beer Society; Union Literary Society. ' • Jacob Berte Siecel. B.E.M. . . N Fwi� � i«sa� Charles Sthulbarc. B.E.M.......................... K g|Cn«rlMP!%cMy '(iBa2nC'N rwi d'mIn Solely V ,ohn Hn ,,«m ‘«� tl Henry Lawrence Thomson. B.E.M. ..................................Ptovidence Eucene Newton Winkler. B.E.M. . ' Eaul Dickens -M, ssm siss-- ’■« Wi “ Football Manager ( ). ' ™mo a Engineering Society; Assistant (84) (59) fiaOHOMOf Sophomore Cias The history of the Class of '22 is similar to that of previous Sopho more Classes in one very important respect, namely, that the success of the Tug-of-War lay with the boys who, though shorn of their locks, showed Sampsonian strength. But what of that? We ourselves were Freshmen at one time. Nevertheless, they staged a Fight scarcely equaled in the history of Sophomore classes. The members of the class have shouldered many responsibilities dur- ing their two years in the university. The class has among its members many men who have been very prominent on the athletic teams as well as leaders in all student activities. They had a class football team which was conquered only with a great deal of difficulty. Thus far they have been very successful in their march to Seniorhood. 3:eClass History Sophomore Class Officers AUERT Hukle.................. Marcaret Harbison .... Marcaret Smith . . William Kefauver ......................President . . . Vice-President . . Secretory Treasurer Freshman CL All roads lead to U. of K., or so it seemed when nearly four hundred would-be students suggesting the verdure of the springtime entered the Fresh- man Class last September. But this class brought along with it something more than its verdure, and that its ability is quite commensurate with its size has been shown by its participation in every student activity and its success in everything it has undertaken. After many meetings, and many efforts at each meeting to elect a class president, it was finally done. Unfortunately, he left school and the battle had to be fought all over again, resulting this time in the election of a football man. one of the seven Freshmen who made the varsity and one of the twenty Freshmen who went out for the team. ban Class History As usual, the Sophs went through the pond in the tug-o’-war. The Freshman Class furnished as many winners'in the popularity contest as any other class in school. A great number of the Freshman Class made Strollers, and in a general summing of its activities its members are found in almost every club and society of the university. Though we have escaped no hardship that falls to the lot of Freshmen, we have found only pleasure in the new fields opened to us and in the new and untried tasks university life sets before us. � .I..... ,.. “K” Association Members Oakley Brown J. W. Colpitts Paul Cooper F. W. Cl ARE Lawrence Burnham William R. Campbell George Dewey Downinc Bruce Fuller B. O. Faulkner J. C. Everett Thomas Grubbs Eo Gregg C. D. Graham Emery Frazier J. G. Heber Bassil Haydon Neal Knicht R. E. Lavin A. Muth E. V. Murphree Joseph Misrack E. E. Kelley J. Ed Parker, Jr. Bryan Propps Smith Park B. L. Pri8Ble S. H. Ridgeway E. R. Snyder R. W. Sauer Arthur P. Shanklin J. J. Slomer W. D. Thompson James E. Wilhelm James W. Server William G. Walker Georce Zereoss (96) O Of 15 ALL COACHES Football Review Mow, since ihc football season is over, it is well to look back on the results as they were, and not as they might have been. At the opening of the season hopes were high that the University of Kentucky might have an invincible team. Old K men res| onded readily to the call of the gridiron, and if it had not been for injuries which necessitated a change in the line-up. the team this year would have been undoubtedly one of the f best in the country. The Wildcats first tackled Georgetown, and then Indiana, one of the strongest teams in the Western Association, scoring an overwhelming victory over the former, and suffering a defeat at the hands of the latter. A comeback was staged when Scwanee was defeated on her own field for the second time in her history. Next Vanderbilt had the good fortune to keep us from wiping up the field with them. Centre. Walter Camp’s strongest in the world.” defeated us in a hard-fought game which showed the grit in the spirit of the Wildcats. We in turn were victorious over our old victorious feudist friends. Tennessee. Those who consider the 1919 season as a whole say that it was a success. The Wildcats had a schedule fit for Harvard; they played some of the strongest teams in America; and they found out where they stood. Praise and honor belong to the Wildcats who bore the “ruff” and “tuff” of the gridiron that Old Kentucky” might keep her place in the greatest of college sports. The first game of the season, with Georgetown, showed excellent material, rather poor teamwork, plenty of determination, and a score of 12 to 0, with Georgetown running second. More than that, it gave Coach Gill valuable data as to the prospects of certain players for the remainder of the season. It was our starting point. Paul Hite, the most sensational of sensational players, made a hit with the girls in that first game by making touchdowns. Shanklin displayed talent in driving through the line for gains where no other half could have penetrated. Heber, with his aggressive attacks on the opposing backfield, prevented plays from coming around his end. Server and Hcick did a big share of stopping the Tigers, while Server’s punting far excelled that of his opponents. Then one rainy day a week later the Wildcats tackled the Hoosicrs. These were big boys with red sweaters and padded ribs who reminded spectators of steers on a Texas ranch. Our Wildcats lived up to their name of fighters, but to no avail. A muddy field. (99) in addition to the fact that Kentucky's team was hampered by a light backfield and insufficient practice, in the rain brough defeat from Indiana. Culp did his part in keeping the score down to 24-0. Mcllvain, Heber, and Server also starred. Next the Wildcats journeyed up to Columbus to play the Buckeyes. Chick” Harley and Co. Our line held them. Yet Harley and the others slipped away for seven touch- downs. They kicked seven goals, and the score was 49-0.' Walker, in the backfield. was a help to the Wildcats, and his work aided them to make the first down of the game. Considering that a number of our men were crippled from the Indiana game and that it was the first time that we had played so strong a team, the results were not so bad. ¥ At Sewanee we played the bull in the china closet. Server recovered a fumbled punt. Dishman carried it twenty yards and Shank put it over for the only touchdown (100) of the game. Faulconcr created a sensation in the last half when we broke through their heavy line for twenty yards. The timekeeper’s whistle kept us from another six points. The results of this game were especially disastrous to Sewanee, for it was the second time they had ever been beaten on their home field, On the Mount.” « Vanderbilt, our lifelong enemy, came to Lexington expecting to score another victory against Kentucky. When the whistle blew the Wildcats started to fight. They fought from the start. At one time we were within five yards of the opponent’s goal, but the heavy backficld of the opposing team prevented Shank from breaking through for a touchdown. Only the timekeeper’s whistle allowed Vandy to leave the field with a scoreless tie. Murphree and Server carried along Cody and Lipscomb. In fact all of Kentucky’s players outplayed their opponents. Dishman, who ran punts back and made several (101) sensational runs; Culp, who made the longest run of the game: and Pribblc. whose work !at full showed him to possess unusual power in bucking the line, deserve much credit. Kelly, center, also did his share in stopping their line bucks. The score in the game with Cincinnati was 6 0, Cincy scoring a touchdown toward the end of the game when the pigskin was passed to our eight-yard line and then carried over with two bucks by Wcntzcl of Cincinnati. As a whole, the game was not up to the standard because of the number of our men who were removed because of injuries received during the game. Walter Camp's, “the strongest in the world.” as the Centre aggregation were called, ran up against the crippled Wildcats the highest score in twenty years. No one. however. (102) Kelley, Pribble, and Fuller were the outstanding stars of the game with Tennessee. Kelley’s work was sensational and put him in line for the place of all-Kentucky center; Pribble’s plunging marked him as the best fullback material seen here in recent years; Fuller, a Lcxington-Hi graduate, showed his ability by throwing off tackles and dodging through the enemy’s line for both touchdowns of the game. could be disappointed in the team from U. of K.. for they fought like true Kentuckians from start to finish. We were simply outclassed by the best team in the country. Murphee, at tackle, showed the grit of a Wildcat when his opponents tried to come through his side of the line. Shanklin made several sensational end runs and Kelley’s work at center stood out conspicuously. The Louisville Courier-Journal said of the game: “It brought honor and glory to the University of Kentucky as well as praise and admira- tion to Centre.” (103) The 1920 Schedule October 2....................................................................Open October 9....................................................................Open October 16.....................................Miami University at Oxford. Ohio October 23...................................................Scwanee at Lexington 30....................................Vanderbilt at Nashville. Tenn. November 6................................University of Cincinnati at Lexington November 13...........................................Centre College at Lexington November 25...............................University of Tennessee at Knoxville Captain The Wildcats arc indeed fortunate in having Eger Murphree as Captain of the 1920 squad. When “Murph” made the team in his Freshman year he was considered one of the best tackles in the South; ever since then he has been improving. He will be one of the few players in the country to make five K’s” at the same thing, an honor which was made possible for him because of the fact that the S. I. A. A. ruled out the 1918 season. Those who witnessed the game with Centre saw how “Murph” held “Bo” McMillan and “Red Roberts, the all-Americans, when they tried to come through his side of the line. He has been holding other opponents like that for four long years, and the University considers herself fortunate in having him here to hold them again next year. (105) Senior Football Team Dr. J. J. Tigert............ H. E. Hicks.....................Left End L. V. Burce ..................Ltfl Tackle H. K. Warth...................Left Guard Parks Boone........................Center Clyde Bland...................Right Cuard Jack Howard . . Coach A. R. Usanby................Right Tackle J. K. Wallinceord (Copt.) . . Right End David Thornton................Qoailerhack S. K. Hicks............... .«■;, HJfhack W. J. Edmonds..............Right Halfback .... Fallback J- H. Bailey Substitutes E. S. Dabney Robert Wartii W. C. Brown Champion of the Intcrclau Tournament (106) Junior Football Team Dr. W. D. Funkhauser Arthur Cameron................Left End Larry Thompson..............Left Tackle Forrest Weatherholt ... Left Cuard Uva S. Byrd.....................Center Harold McGrecor............Right Guard V!. K. Fblen Herndon Evans . . Bryan Propps (Capt.) Ed Gregg.......... Earl Winters . . . Milton Revill . . . . . . Right Tackle Substitutes John Stephens Paul Cooper Coach . . Right End Quarterback Left Halfback Right Halfback . . Fullback (107) Sophomore Football Team Dick Webb.................. CoURTLAND SHORT............ Oaklet Brown (Capt.) .... Left End Bowen Gibson..................Left Tackle Georce Aeken..................Left Guard Georce Benson......................Center John Crenshaw.................Right Guard Harold Enlow .........................Coach .......................Manager James Truitt......................Right End V. W. WllEAT...................Quailerhac{- Ray Sauer.....................Left Halfhack J. J. Slomer.................Right Halfhaci Walter Morris............................1- • . . Right Tackle Substitutes Earl Kenney D. C. Carson Louis Gould (108) Freshman Football Team R. W. Owens..............................Coach D. C. Clark...................................................Left End Homer Baker............................................Left Tackle Del Ramsey.............................................Left Cuard Gilbert Smith...............................................Center Taylor Smith..........................................Right Cuard T. V. Campbeli.......................................Right Tackle R. W. Durham..........................................Right End T. W. Grecc.........................................Quarterback John Carr..............................................Left Half Gardner Bayless.......................................Right Half Richard Farmer............................................Fullback Substitutes B. C. Langley John Burks Dan Bauch Georce Wclff •Captain (109) Vane i iy$ swtrr n?tny mateA -■ Jtt� iSJAHW Our wo ktng c ub (110) (Ill) The basketball season for the year 1920 had not closed until Tennessee had bowed beneath the yoke and Centre’s pride had been crushed. Thus we say the tossers of the Blue and White have not played in vain. The influenza greatly crippled the varsity this year, preventing two men from playing the latter part of the season in some of the most important games. But despite this fact, the games were valiantly played and excellent team-work was displayed throughout the season. Everett. Captain of the basketball squad this season, played a lively, well-balanced game up until the lime he was forced to surrender his athletic aspirations because of the flu. His goal-shooting was especially praiseworthy. Blakey, who also played only a part of the season, was quick and accurate, and scored goal after goal to his credit. Hayden, one of the most reliable players Kentucky has ever had. was the man-of-the- hour. He was a terror to the enemy. Wilhelm, the morning star, came up just in time to claim his share of the glory. Jimmie was a hard worker and played basketball as he courted the ladies with his whole heart. Gilbert Smith is a hreshman of rare promise. His playing this year has attracted much attention and portends a future basketball star for Kentucky. (112) Ridgeway, the Freshman lad who donned a jersey and won fame overnight, has established a reputation on the basketball floor hard to be equalled- He could play an offensive game almost as well as he could defensive, and touched the basket many times for goals. Bobbie Lavin, shining light of last year’s bouts, came up with his old maneuvers again this season and fought his way to glory. Bobbie isn’t many feet long, but his work stacked high and the girls just adored the way he played. 1 he season opened with a toss-up with Cincinnati. Playing was fast and the teams were evenly balanced. However, Cincinnati slipped one goal too many for Kentucky and came out with a score of I 3 to Kentucky’s 1 f Kentucky dealt out defeat to the Maryville Five in the second game of the series, mustering a score of 27. leaving only 16 points for the defeated ones. Kentucky still had her winning streak when she tackled Georgetown and sent the Tiger five home with a defeated score of 25-14. When the Tennessee quintet came to Kentucky they dealt a blow to the Blue and White that was hard to be forgotten. Two games were played and two were won by Tennessee. In the first game the Southern Five outplayed Kentucky and defeated them (113) with a score of 29-24. The spectacular playing of Gilbert Smith received commenda- tion from both teams. -Y- The second game with Tennessee was more evenly matched. At first the Wildcats seemed to have the advantage, but were beaten in the end to a score of 27-26. Kentucky journeyed over to Danville for several rounds with Centre. 7 hey re- turned unsuccessful, yet undaunted. Danville had piled up 44 points to Kentucky’s 15. .y. However, Kentucky rallied for the next attack and defeated Georgetown 28-16. 1 he game, although one-sided, was interesting and displayed excellent team-work on the part of the Wildcats. I he Wildcats swamped Kentucky Wesleyan in a walk-away game with a score of 43-13. The feature playing of the evening was the goal-tossing of Captain Everett. Hayden, and Blakcy. -Y- Y- The Wildcats went on their Southern trip without two of their best players. Captain Everett and Blakey were both incapacitated. The first stop was at Williamsburg. Kentucky, where they were defeated by Cumberland College to a score of 30-2 I. Bum- ham, who was acting-captain on the trip. Hayden. Lavin. and Wilhelm played with distinction. Kentucky broke even with Tennessee, losing one game and winning one. It took the patched-up team two defeats to get working smoothly, but when it did get together it walloped the Tennessee boys by a greater margin than the three Tennessee victories over Kentucky this season. The score of the first game was: Kentucky 25, Tennessee 28. Hayden, at forward, was star player. I he score of the scccnd game was: Wildcats 36, Tennessee 25. Hayden scored at will and Lavin followed a close second. Every man helped raise the score. The Colonels were victors of the last game of the season by the narrow margin of 20-18. It was a hard-fought game and the Centre all-American” football men were unable to pull any classy grandstand playing, due to Kentucky’s close guarding. “Bo” McMillan had his pride dragged in the dust by the close guarding of “Dutch Burnham and failed to scintillate as on the gridiron. Mater Bell, undoubtedly the best man on the Centre team, was greatly hampered by the good work of Jimmie Wilhelm and was held down six points. At the end of the second half the score was 14-14. Five more minutes were played to break the tie. McMillan dashed down the floor, made two field goals, and Bell made one, giving the Colonels a six-point lead. Hayden then came into action, scoring two field goals for Kentucky. When the time-keeper’s whistle sounded, the score stood 20-18 in the Colonel’s favor. (115) The Line-up Lillie Cromwell...............Center Margaret Harrison.............Forward Bernice Young................FonrarJ Lucille Dean....................Guard Katie Henry................................CuarJ Substitutes Porter Heller Sullivan Thorpe McBurney Star Holt (116) Review of 1920 Season Ilie basketball season for the girls’ team began with high hopes, unlimited enthusiasm, and lots of “pep.” Miss Sarah Blanding, former star on the team of the New Haven Normal School of Gymnasium, was coach, and more games were scheduled for the season than have ever been arranged for before. The first game was played with Cumberland College and it resulted in a score of 19-16, in favor of Cumberland, a victory which was probably due to overconfidence on the part of the Kittens. Next, the University team succeeded in holding their opponents from Cumberland College down to a score of 13-1 3. Undaunted by this discouraging beginning, the Kittens resumed practice, but just as they were on the way to success. Fate intervened, and the “flu” took Lillie Cromwell, center, out of the game for the rest of the season. Thus handicapped, we went against Cincinnati, and were defeated, with a score of 14-26. Fate was not yet satisfied, and after this game the “flu” again visited the team, choosing as its second victim Bernice Young, whose spectacular work as forward in the last two games had brought her into prominence. Staggered by this second blow, the team fought nobly on and would not give up, even when Miss Blanding also became a victim of the “flu.” Without a coach, and (117) with two of the strongest players out. the courageous Kittens met and held Kentucky Wesleyan College to a score of 14-18. Margaret Harbison. the other forward, became injured in the last game. As a result, the return games with Cincinnati. Union, and Kentucky Wesleyan were postponed until the coach was well enough to organize and train a new team. The Kittens, followed by misfortune on all sides, played pluckily on. and proved that they could lose in a sportmanlike manner. (118) Baseball Results Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky Total Georgetown............................3 Georgetown............................3 Tcnnejtcc.............................0 Miami.................................4 Cincinnati............................8 Miami.................................5 Cincinnati............................4 Georgetown............................6 Tennewce..............................3 Vondy................................10 Vandy.................................| Centre................................3 Centre................................4 54 Review of the 1919 Season HE 1919 Wildcat aggregation opened the season April 2, defeating George- town 8 to 3 and played thirteen games with three defeats. The saddest blow of all was that we lost the last game of the season to Centre by a score of 4 to 3, which gave U. of K. the displeasure of sharing the southern championship with our Danville neighbors. George Zcrfoss, the best shortstop in the South, was Captain of the 1919 nine. He is eligible this season, so more good work is expected of him. George hit for a good average and equalled if not excelled his former record. The mainstay in the box was “Doc Lasley, who was occasionally re- lieved by “Bud Slomer. Doc” has played on the varsity three seasons and was elected Captain of the 1919 team, but due to some unforeseen reason he is not with us this year. “Doc” has served ’em over the plate hot and true and whenever old Kentucky twirlers are mentioned Doc” will head the list. Henry Thomas is the other half of the Kentucky battery. Thomas played good ball, hit for a good average and showed true Wildcat pep” when it came to pegging to sec- ond. Unfortunately he did not return to school this season. Brown held first sack and showed real ball playing. This was his first year on the (121) team. At the end of the season he held the highest balling average and was decidedly the best all-round man on the team. Speedy Propps held the keystone sack in a manner all his own. Speedy was good at putting it on 'em at second, was an all-round played and always had enough old- time pep” pass a bat along to the others of the team. Dutch” Burnham, a Freshman, quietly and calmly played third, always keeping his eye on the ball. He is a fine athlete and it is predicted that he will be a brighter star on the '20 team. The outfield was played by the same trio as in ’ I 8. Kahn, Muth. and Misrach. All played a good season, hit for a good average, and their fielding was perfect. Brown Proppj Thoma� Zerfots Mitrach Burnham Batting Averages 441 Kahn.....................................283 388 Slomer...................................22S 309 Muth.....................................227 299 Latley...................................195 290 Sauer....................................160 290 (122) The 1 920 Prospectus Bryan, Speedy” Propps, star of three seasons, was elec'.cd captain of the '20 baseball squad to succeed “Doc” Lasley, who was elected captain last spring but did not return this fall. “Speedy” holds down the keystone sack and is showing real skill in that position. He is one of the best men on the team and the most consistent batter. Looking over the old varsity men and former high school stars, it looks as though the Wildcats will have a record-smashing team. Our old reliable southpaw, “Doc” Lasley, will not don the Blue and White this season, and his loss is hard felt. Grubbs, Cooper, and “Bud” Slomer, all former varsity men, will be out for the place in the box; also several promising Freshmen hope to develop enough speed and control to serve ’em up hot to opposing batsmen. It is not known as yet who will receive the “pill behind the bat, but this will come out in time. From the present outlook, there is no reason why the Wildcats should face a single defeat in the 1920 schedule. (123) Track Meets Track meets were held with Miami at Oxford; with Georgetown College at George- town, and with Centre at Lexington. The scores were as follows: Miami.........................84; Kentucky........................31 Georgetown....................65; Kentucky........................48 Centre........................51; Kentucky........................61 In the Miami meet Arthur Grabfelder won the broad jump with 21 feet 3 inches, equaling the record set by Smith Alford in 1901. Grabfelder in the meet with Centre also lowered the State record and tied the S. I. A. A. of 9 4-3 seconds for the 100-yard dash. He also lowered the S. I. A. A. record for the 220-yard dash to 2 I 2-5 seconds. In the Centre meet. Clare equalled the S. I. A. A. record of 26 seconds for the 220- yard hurdle. (Grabfelder and Clare are both Freshmen.) With another year of prac- tice and with a coach who can give his entire attention to track work the track team should defeat all comers in 1920. (126) 1920 Track Schedule April 17..................................................................Vanderbilt Univeraity at Lexington April 24.........................................................................Miami Univeraity at Lexington May I.....................................................................Univeraity of Cincinnati at Cincinnati May 8................................................................Interacholaslic Track Meet at Lexington May 15............................................................S. I. A. A. Track Meet at Atlanta. Ga. 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Piper Emma Lee Younc Class of 1923 Annabel Hall Louise McKee Elizabeth Allen Mona Saunders Vircinia Griffith Eucenia Younc Fannie S. Tarlton Sororities—Socia HOME ECOHOM1CS HOHORARY FRATERNITY Lucille Blatz Catherine Christian Marie Barkley Ann McAdams Kathleen Members Virginia Croft Grace Maxwell Hannah Weakley Mary Turner Brand Louise Mayer (190) Elizabeth Card Adele Slade Phi Sigma Cirl� ' Honorary Journalistic Fraternity Organized at University of Kentucky, Deccmlxr, 1919 Active Chapter Martha Buckman Louise Will Marcaret McLauchlin Elizabeth Marshall Marcaret McClure Mary Archer Bei.l Kentuckian Staff Editorial Staff Jesse Tapp...............................Edilor-in-Chicf James A. Dixon.............................................Associate Editor Margaret McClure..................................................Associate Editor KatiileeeN Brand . . . Associate Editor Henry GrehaN............................................• . . . . Athletic Editor William Soward...............................................Feature Editor Herndon Evans...............................Junior Editor William Mason Wallace......................................................................Art Editor Everett Elsey.............................................................Assistant Art Editor E. R. GRECO...............................................................Assistant Art Editor Todd H. Green..................................................................Snapshot Editor Business Staff J. Edward Parker........................Business Manager Emery Frazier.............................Assistant Business Manager John Davis...............................................Assistant Business Manager Fred Houston Shaw..................................................... Junior Business Manager Contributors Louise Will Arthur Cameron J. A. Estes Turner Grecc Robert Mitchell, Jr. Marcaret Woll Marcaret Smith 095) . The Kentucky Kernel Editorial Staff A. Gavin Norment......................EJitor-in-Chief Louise Will......................................Managing Editor Robert RaIELE........................................Auulant Managing Editor Adele Slade..................................................................Co-Ed Editor Mary Elizabeth James...................................Squirrel Food Editor Donald Dinning.............................................Sport Editor Marcaret McClure......................Exchange Editor Frances Marsh.............Feature Editor Reporters Elizabeth Marshall Elizabeth Card Harry Cottrell Mary Archer Bell Jakes A. Dixon Margaret Smith Martha Buckman Robert Mitchell. Jr. Terril Corn Business Staff J. P. Barnes....................................Buiineu Manager H. B. Loyd....................... ......................Circulation Manager J. Burton Prewitt and Gilbert Smith.............................................Auiitanls (197) UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY ,� . 6. W££KLY ANNOUNCEMENTS � '1X hHW! Mlttri C.ll ;: � , ?ir«rt� r I� . (rm � 11 !r� l � mn � � 4 will rw.l 1� tXl� .l � 1 1X4 51� l.« 1� tlmil picture) far 11� IJN (MIHllU. ' 1. M.1 .1 IX 51� . l .r u u. t� r l • . • 1 Vi 15 ?. a. 1� liKMa lilUUe. MU lr fn!tmr YioVr.y. ri«. � 1 ?ll5 ■ a. uiuslll C1 1 will sol U U IfTliwl- OlllKlllM I� «1 7 1 � 1 l� !3S. lilii- Ylr :Ui;iUul will «� .� k H 0«ltf « !«£iu In v.,� nrii( ( � 7 win x 41 will 1.4 Mir it� � • r u iMri tic Iri laiUui. }. «. e H. lllrl flc r l( 11� 1� Ul 4l|tl :•! IM I� tk« � f ixi w,«� i, :m (i™ ij ixiiinitr faculty vl'.l it � 14 1� lit Y. 11. 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Cottrell............................Secretory The University of Kentucky Press Association was reorganized the first semester under the leadership of Miss Frances Marsh, president, and Harry R. Cottrell, secretary, and has had an excellent year of expansion and successful endeavor in it$ work of supplying interesting news of student activities in the University to the papers of the State. The Association is divided into two departments which have their separate fields of endeavor. The main branch is the department which supplies specific news of student activities to the papers in their home counties, and the other department sends out news of a general educational value to papers of national prominence which carry general educational matter. This part of the work is handled by Miss Adele Slade, Miss Lillie V. Cromwell, Miss Elizabeth Card, Miss Katherine Weakley, Miss Mary Archer Bell, James Dixon, William Soward, Donald T. Wright, and Emmett Swisshelm. The papers to which news is supplied arc: The Boston Transcript, New York Times, New York Evening Post, Chicago Herald, Springfield Republican, Society and School on the Hudson, and similar Northern and Eastern papers. About sixty-five members arc num- bered on the roster of the association. (199) The Strollers of 1920 | FEW things always linger in the membory of the student. The Wildcats f playing on Stoll Field on a crisp fall afternoon, with blue and white banners flying and the bleachers going mad as Tony or “Big Jim” Server makes a touchdown; or one particular dance—the Grand Pan-Hellenic, a jolly Cadet Hop in the shabby old Armory, or just a “peppy” Saturday evening crowd at Patterson Hall—anyway, the dance where you met her or him. __J And then there’s always another event that means everything to lovers of dramatics and is the best evening of the calendar for the rest of the Uni- versity, that of the Stroller Play. The Strollers were ambitious this year. They chose a serious play, one dominated by a tragic note. A week before April 8, when “The Climbers” was billed to appear, a second performance was announced for April 9. Two evenings, at least, were necessary for Lexington and the University to attend this production on which the players had spent so much time and preparation. • And Lexington and the University attended cn masse. They attended and wept, copiously or furtively, according to their natures, at both performances. When “Frizzy” died and Mary Elizabeth decided to be true and selfish and sweet, Herndon Evans, hiding in the wings, heard the sniffles and was satisfied that he had perfectly drilled the two. Without a doubt, “The Climbers” was an artistic success. And next morning. Robert Raiblc, Business Manager, having counted receipts and subtracted expenses, was likewise satisfied. Without a doubt, The Climbers” was a financial success. Old Strollers, reminiscent of the glories of past achievements, “The Lion and the Mouse,” “Mice and Men,” “Charley’s Aunt,” etc., may rest easy. The Climbers” upheld the name and fame of Strollerdom. But from their beloved ranks this year the University regretfully gives up another name—he “who with manlic arte, kept tryst with the best of him, acted as though the King himself might see.” His powerful interpreta- tion of a difficult role will live among Stroller traditions, the Dick Sterling of “The Climbers,” Emery Frazier. Officers Emery L. Frazier Marcarf.t Smith . . . Donald Dinninc................ Herndon Evans........................ Robert Raible................. Preston Cherry . . . . Enoch Greman . . . . President . . . . Vice-President .............Secretary-Treasurer ...........................Stage Manager ...............Business Manager ■ . Advertising Manager Faculty Adviser (202) Xfiiffi-s Stroller Cast It happened at we «trolled o'er hill and dale, at carefree strollyngc playert do. sometimes to dine in plentie before Mine Hott’t brile fire, tomclimct seeking shelter ncath a hayctlack. that we came into a right fair city. Here, in tooth. quoth we, will we can ourselves down and if the townsfolk be not over eager to drive we gypsies forth into the countryside with tlickes and stones, then will we playc for them and act at though the king himself might see. And from our number selected we these few: Richard Sterling.............Emery Frazier Mrs. Sterling (nee Blanche Hunter) Edward Warden................Milton Revill Mary Elizabeth Downinc Frederick Mason .... Preston Cherrt Mitt Ruth Hunter . . . Martha Buckman Johnny Trotter...............Grover Creech Mrs. Hunter.............................Claribel Kay Howard Godesby .... Fred Aucsburc Jessica Hunter .... Carlisle Chenault Dr. Steinart.................Auryne Bell Clara Hunter............................Louise Connell Ryder.......................Harry Brailcsford Mist Julia Godetby . . Elizabeth Marshall Servant at Trotter’s . . Frank WEDEKEMPER Miss Eleanor Sillerton . . . MaRCARET Smith Jordan, butler...............William Finn Tomp:on. Mrt. Hunter's maid . Norma Rachel Leonard, footman.............Terrill Corn Marie. Clara Hunter's maid . Mary E. Lyons Master Sterling..............Nancy Smock Guest.......................................Myrtle Clar Servants . . J. E. Williams and John Land (204) A Pageant of the League of Nations On the evening of May 29, 1919, several thousand townspeople joined the faculty and students in celebrating with “pomp and pleasing ceremony” the progress of the world in developing and cherishing democratic principles and ideals of united service. Long before the hour set for the pageant, many people came to the university to stroll around the campus, to enjoy the beauties of the springtime, to visit the “Allied Canteen,” and, in general, to make merry in holiday mood. Just at sundown the pageant moved across the stage by episodes: The dancers who interpreted the Dance of the World-Spirit; the Spirit of the Age, accompanied by Justice, Liberty, and Democracy; England and the barons compelling King John to sign the Magna Charta; France and the “Marseillaise” cheering the peasants with the music of Rouget dc Lisle; Italy and Garibaldi’s red-shirt followers forcing the Austrians from their soil; America and the Declaration of Independence; Autocracy, War, and Death interrupting the world’s progress toward democratic freedom by their treatment of Belgium; the fiends who interpreted the Dance of the War Monsters; the Allied Nations of the earth driving out the fiends and rescuing broken Belgium; the Dancers of Victory. Thus did this pageant of the League of Nations symbolize the advance- ment of the world-spirit until the nations united had overthrown Autocracy, War, and Death, and had enthroned as sovereign forces of the world the ideals of humanity— Justice, Liberty, and Democracy. (207) Intercollegiate Debate Class I-'. P. Bell 11. D. Blaine J. I,. BONDURANT N. B. CONKWRICHT Ed Dabney J. 11. Davis G. H. Grecory H. P. Haley C. W. Richards G. T. Robinson Adei e Si-ade C. E. Smith T. E. Sparks P. H. Vincent Emery Frazier Hassie Wilkerson Prof. E. C. Mabie (208) Miami-Kentucky Debate Oxford, Ohio March 12. 1920 Miami University, Affirmative vs. University of Kentucky, Negative F. P. Bell H. P. Haley N. B. Conkright Proposition: Resolved, That for purposes of bargaining between employer and employe the organization of all labor within the individual plant or industrial organization offers a better solution of industrial problems than the present system of national unions. (210) Boys’ Glee Club Members Prof. Carl Lampert . . Director Fifil Tenors First Bass Second Tenors Auryne Bell Tom Riley S. D. Fendixy Herbert Hicks W. Tippett R. H. Craig A. C. Smith E. W. Baughman Silas Wilson J. R. Currey Second Bass M. Tom Brooks C. C. Anderson Alvin Lisanby R. L. Porter (212) Girls’ Glee Club Elizabeth Cook.....................................Pianitl Josephine Evans Lucille Hendrix Mary Anna Devereaux Elizabeth Allen Sara Metcalf Piper Edna Smith Mary Lyons Loura Lee Robertson Katherine Reed Betty Brown Lucille Blatz Georcia Lee Murphey Elizabeth Bertram Elsie Rache Mary Hardy Licon Geneva Rice Marian Kincheloe Mary Archer Bell Genieve Wells Mrs. Clarence Gaucii 'i Sally Burns (213) Philosophian Literary Society Officers First Semester Second Semester VircinIiV Helm Milner .... President Lillie Cromwell...................President Elizabeth Kraft.............Vice-President Elizabeth Kraft..............Vice-President Fannie Heller .... Recording Secretary Lula Blakey .... Recording Secretary Elizabeth Marshall...............Treasurer Fannie Heller.....................Treasurer Elizabeth Card . . Corresponding Secretary Ruth Kelley . . . Corresponding Secretary Roberta Thornton .... Literary Critic Roberta Thornton .... Literary Critic Claribel Kay..............Sergeant-al-Arms Claribei. Kay..............Sergeant-at-Arms Cast of 1919 Production I'he Two Virtue� ’ .... Ai.rRE.o Sutro Mr . |ervo� « .... L.uanna Duck wall Jeflery Panton................Alma Boi.ser Alice Excrn...................Anna Nelson Claude Jcrvoisc . . Elizabeth McGowan Bayli .................................Claribel Kay Mr . Guildford . . Virginia Helm Milner Mary...............................Kathleen Brand Lady Milligan . . . Elizabeth Marshall . Agricultural Society Officers FIRST SEMESTER E. G. Goosey.........................President Mary Turner.....................yice-Presidenl Fannie Heller........................Secretary Clyde Bland..........................Treasurer A. Smith Gill.................Sergeant-al-Arms SECOND SEMESTER Clyde Bland..........................President Helen Taylor....................yice-Presidenl Angie Hill..........................Sccrffarjj Jos. L. Gayle........................Treasurer E. G. Godbey..................Sergeanl-al-Arms RURAL KENTUCKIAN E. E. Kelley.........................................Editor H. H. Bennett..............................Business Manager Fat Stock Judging Team H. G. Sellards Gof.bei. Porter w. D. Salmon H. H. Bennett L. E. Steinhouser E. G. Goddey Coach L. J. Horlacher 219) i I Pre-Medical Society Officers Vircinia Helm Milner............... William G. Walker . . . , Mary Elizabeth Davis Marion Spracue .................. PieiiJetil . . Vice-PraiJent . . Secretary Ttcautter I Horaee Mann Literary Society Officers H. A. Lisanby.............................Praidcnt Euzabcth Davidson.....................................Vice-PrcuJcnt Marcaret Ford........................................................Sccrciary-Trcawtcr Amanda Forkner Virginia Helm Milner Wilma Brown Lula Blakey Catherine Denton Inez Whitlow Miriam Kinckeloe Mary Hardy Licon Geneva Rice Chlora Taylor Professor J. Members Kathleen Oglesby Lora Lee Robertson Mary Archer Bell Oral Cox Fannie Heller Alberta Wilson Elizabeth Kimbrouch Lucile Rice Elsie Racke Elizabeth Yarbro T. C. Noe Professor George M. Marcaret Woll Elizabeth Bertram Willard Johnson Alta Chandler Irma Wentzell Lucille Hendricks Anna Russell Moore Edna Snapp Ilma Thorpe Adele Slace Baker (221) Senior Mechanical and Electrical Engineering American Society of Mechanical Engineers R. W. Waterfill............................................................. President E. E. Elsey................................................. Vice-President C. W. Gordon..........................................Treasurer R. S. Park.................................Secretary American Institute of Electrical Engineers J. W. Coleman. Jr........................................................... President U. V. Garred................................................Vice-President N. T. Puckett.........................................Treasurer J. I I. Baiiey V. M. Wallace N. T. Puckett C. M. Harcreaves John Hays Hammonds Engineering Society Officers Fred V. Luker........................ Bishop Mines................... F. D. Weatiierholt . . . Chas. R. Bourland ........................President . . . . Vice-President . . . Secretary Treasurer Members T. J. Asker Wm. Baulch H. F. Bell C. R. Bourland E. T. Cross R. E. Dealtry S. H. Debrovy Frank Eastwood R. A. Glenn B. I. Hines G. A. Hillsman O. Howard D. C. Howard F. Housten-Smaw V. L. Johnson M. J. McWhorter E. P. Monyhan A. J. Muth R. N. O'Hara H. B. Orr F. M. Perkikson Frep Luker O. E. Richardson C. R. Roelrts D. B. Smith C. Stuhlbarc H. L. Thompson W. D. Thompson W. B. Thornton E. D. Wallace H. W. Wallinc F. D. Weatkerholt W. P. White I. G. Wilson J. F. Wilson E. N. Winkler G. E. Zerfoss E. ZuCKERMAN J. R. Drummy (223) Sophomore Engineering Society Officers Georce Oldham.................................................................... Praidcnt Bowen Gibson.....................................................Vicc-Prctidcnt Alex Lewis..................................... Stcmlaty-Treaurer Goethals Society FRESHMAN ENGINEERING SOCIETY First Term H. D. Brailsford . . . H. Baker .... H. Giovannou ........................ 'resident , . . . Vice-President Secretary - Treasurer Second Term T. W. Grf.cc.................................................................................. President Allen Cammack................................................................Pice-President V. D. Nowlin.............................................Secretary-Treasurer (225) Norwood Mining Society Officers L. W. Morcan.................................................................President T. L. Gorman..............................................Vice-President V. L. Johnson....................................Secretary J. R. Drummy.......................Treasurer Members T. J. Asher W. M. Baulch A. J. Muth O. E. Richardson J. B. SlECLE H. L. Thompson Earl Wallace E. N. Winkler Chas. Stuhibarc (226) Rafinesque Botany Club Officers FIRST SEMESTER Lora Lee Robertson................. ............. Georce Grecory ............................ Mina White............................ Lucy Stallincs................... ..................... President . . . Vice-President . . Secretary Treasurer SECOND SEMESTER Lora Lee Robertson.............. W. A. Anderson............ Rena McMann . . . Martha Randall .................. President . . ' Vice-President . Secretary Treasurer (227) Patterson Literary Society Officers FIRST SEMESTER H. B. McGrecor R. D. Worth J. B. Prewitt V. C. SwEARINGTON R. D. Warth George Robinson . . . . H. B. McGrecor F. P. Bell . Clifford E. Smith George Robinson f F. P. Bell W. I. Moore SECOND SEMESTER University Oratorical Representative . Winner Crum Declamatory MeJa't t (228) Jesse Tapp R. E. Davis John Davis Robt. J. Raible Cari. 1.1 PE Y. M. C. A. Cabinet J. P. Barnes Georce Gregory J. Edward Parker. Jr. Flenor Heath Central Secretary) R. W. Owens J. Burton Prewitt Georce Zerfoss H. L. Becker Gilbert Smith B. Boyd (230) } (231) qyjjt CMFZREtlCE j9 9 Idzlc. Sladc. Lula SlakcY L llY C IOMWELL f tAnccv tf nonoi on AftrHA FbLUTT ArlLLIA VotC fS Lon a Roocnroon V. P3An Y£S G to GacgoaY y £3on ron Fhew rr •J hsg h 7ann L?.J Ra olz •JoH i f?A V' O U £o fihnmin Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Marcarf.t Woll Louise Will Elizabeth Card Lucy Dean Adele Slade Elizabeth Kraft Martha Polutt (232) Judge Chalkley’s Bible Class Christ Church Cathedral B. Boyd C. E. Smith C. B. Atchison E. S. Dummit D. C. Ross O. C. Gartin S. K. Hicks Teacher Judcf. Lyman Chalkley Ed S. Dabney MERVIN EBLEN Carl Denker J. P. Barnes B. B. Baxter H. M. Blakey H. E. Hicks J. V. McKenzie Preston Cherry William Martin H. P. Haley C. H. Taylor Carl Upe Neville Moore (234) Henry Clay Law Society Holland Bryan . . . . B. B. Baxter . . . O. C. Walker H. P. Haley . O. Slacle . . . . E. S. Dabney........... Officers .....................Preiiilent ...............Secretary . . . Trcawrer Altoiney-Ceneral ..................Critic .......................Chaplain Morcan Atchison B. B. Baxter C. O. Burton B. Boyd H. B. Blakey T. Burchett H. Bryan Preston Cherry M. K. Cole Members E. S. Dabney E. S. Dummitt M. Devereaux C. Denker M. K. Eblen O. C. Gartin E. Hardin H. P. Haley H. E. Hicks (235) S. K. Hicks C. Heavrin W. J. Humphrey Carl Ljpe A. Lisanby L. W. Morgan W. Martin J. W. MacKenzie N. Moore Shaler Geological Society Officers V. R. Campbell................ Victor Barlow . . . . J. S. Hudnall ................................President ................Vice-President Secretary-T reasurer (236) Lexington Club Officers Fred K. Aucsburc...............................................................President Kathleen Renick.................................................Vice-President Elizabeth Jackson.......................................Secretory Albert Hukle................................Treasurer The membership of the Lexington Club includes all students of Lexington and Fayette County attending the university. Its purpose is to get graduates of the Lexington high schools to come to the university. The club delightfully entertained with a dance at Buell Armory, in April, in honor of the Senior Class of Lexington Senior High School. (237) ill The Maysville Club Officers William Soward ............................................................... President Carlisle Chenault.............................................Pice-President Frances Marsh................................Secretary-Treasurer Kentucky, with a membership of the following: John Walker Eucene Hendrix Glen Wallincford Frances Marsh Carlisle Chenault Elizabeth Allen Annable Hall Chen Exerett C. L. Wood. Jr. Georce Bauer J. R. Currey Lucie Smith ... Romance Language Club Alberta Wilson.............. Claribel Kay .... Katherine Herrinc Officers Secretary Members Frances Kimbrough Robert Raible D. E. Shannon Chlora Traylor Elizabeth Turner Mary West Lula Blakey Elizabeth Bertram W. W. Boccess Louise Connell Edna Davis Leah Fleischaker Audra Guthrie Alma Hutchens Zerelda Noland Kathleen Renick Edna Snapp Catherine Tucker G. Tinsley Eucenia Younc Emma Lee Younc Norma Rachal Elizabeth Allen Herman Bartlett Clarice Bellew Lucy Cracraft W. T. Corn John Davis Ethel Fletcher Georce Gregory Mary Lyons Martha Pollitt Lucille Rice ...................President . . . Vice-President and Treasurer Florinne Starr Carolyn Turner Elizabeth Weller Ruby Arnold Henrietta Bedford Martha Buckman Helene Cregor Elizabeth Davidson Amanda Forkner Margaret Gudcel Myrtle Harrod (240) University of Kentucky R. O. T. C. Captain A. S. J. Tucker. U. S. A. Profator of Military Science and Tactics Emery L. Frazier Major Gerald Griffin Adjutant and First Lieutenant (242) Band Officers Rothwell Woodward.............................. Oscar Racke................................ Tom Riley............................... R. O. Wilson........................ Raymond Clare.................... .......................Captain .................Sergeant .............Scrgconl . . . Sergeant Drum Major Herndon Evans .... G. W. Owens . . H. K. Warth Company A (243) .......................Captain . . . First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant Company B Edward E. Elsey..............................................................Captain G. A. McRoberts..................................................First Lieutenant J. H. ENLOW....................................Second Lieutenant ARMO Company C W. R. Hutcherson.........................................................Captain Gerald Griffin .............................................First Lieutenant C. D. Clay..................................Second Lieutenant (24-1) Company D D. C. Carson..................................................................Captain C. M. Smith....................................................First Lieutenant Joe Dodce......................................Second Lieutenant J. C. Everett.......... Burton Prewitt . W. R. Wilson Company E (245) .......................Captain . . . First Lieutenant Second Lieutenant Graduate Club of the University of Kentucky R. C. Miller..................................................................President Lelah V. Gault........................................Secretary R. V. Owens C. J. Humphreys W. J. Edwards Neville Moore Austin Lilly H. E. Read C. H. Denker J. C. Grimes J. C. Hudson Vircinia Graham Members , Lelah Gault J O. Osborn C. B. Fisher Wayland Rhoads W. L. Threlkeld L. C. Werkinc W. E. Armentrout E. E. Gothekman Grace Sullivan Marcaret Incels Pauline Wherry M. M. Atchison R. C. Miller Hyman Fried Heod5 af?d Feof3. FAe Ar yi a V ofc i te Aera y FFraeA Ate ) Foi tAa n ofyet 4. (248) Kentucky Girls Sweet Kentucky ro e, unfolding At the top of Life's fair hill, Brightly in the sunshine glowing. Sparkling like a sun-kissed rill. To the gazing eye thou sayest, Beauty is unfettered still. HE Kentucky woman, with a heritage that has gloriously adorned the pages of Kentucky history, possesses the bluest blood of aristocracy and is endowed with the rarest of personal charm. To those who have been selected by their comrades to grace the pages of our year-book, we extend greetings. The Master, in His divine wisdom, blessed the Eden of the New World with a flower, a rose, in the fair form of a woman. This gift he placed in Kentucky, flower garden of Dixieland, rich in beauty, achieve- ment, and tradition, which has cherished the worthy treasure as only the warm hearts of a chivalrous people could. The woman that has a personality that pierces the cold hearts of strangers and melts them into havens of true friendship is blessed with the purity of God’s chosen angels. Her right of supremacy over all things good and beautiful is undeniable. In the temples of our heart she sits upon a throne of confidence. Upon her brow rests the golden crown of respect, inlaid with the precious gem of honor, trust, and love. God grant that we may prove ourselves worthy of the priceless treasure, and give us strength to protect her in the time of need. (250) DEDICATION Vo that governing faction of the Senior Class whose dastardly suspi- cions have made us wish we were groveling inmates of a loathsome dun- geon, safe from insinuating investiga- tions; whose spirit of co-operation has caused us to deny ourselves the bliss of sleep in order to obtain the arithmet- ical accuracy required by their scrupu- lous sense of honesty; whose beautiful inconsistency has been so bravely dem- onstrated in the ephemeral support of their representatives, this outburst of damnable reflection is dedicated, sans ceremony, sans respect. FOREWORD To Whom It May Concern: Before going further, let’ have an understanding. No lover of truth could possibly appreciate the pack of complimentary lies in the preceding page� . Hence- forth. the lurid light of reality shall disclose the true species of the insects which mar the natural beauty of the tree of life, and if we spare but one, may direst torture seize us for doing them injustice. If you arc not hurl we will be sorely disappointed. If you consider yourself slighted when you fail to find herein flallerful mention of your frontal topography or your police-court record, don't blame us if we don't know you. You must be a mediocre, dangling member of the kind that don't fit in. We put in everybody we dislike and we are soured on everybody we know. And we know everybody in disreputable society. If you wanted publicity you should have made our acquaintance earlier. If. on the other hand, you want to thank us for putting you in, stay away. The only thing that keeps us from becoming murderers is the distance between us and you. We have mangy spots and your presence is no soothing ointment. Think- ing about you has ruined our disposition. We lunch on hammers and sleep by pref- erence in a hardware store. Knocking comes natural. You may think you're good and think others think you're good. Don't kid yourself. Here are the things that the editor cut out of the regular writeups. He has a sense of decency; we have a sense of humor. We love facts, so we put them in. If you don't like our wisdom, you have no sense of humor. Everything in this Annual is a joke except what follows. So read aloud and listen attentively. a Senior Class Prophecy A FAIRY TALE LOUISE WILL HE mellow, ringing lone� of my Chinese gong sounded forth the hour of four. I called Wing Lu. my Chinese maid, and explained lo her that I was lo be very busy for the next hour, and that I was not under any circumstances to be disturbed. Wing Lu smiled, with an understanding flash in her dark eyes. Had I not that very morn- ing told her that it was June 9th, the day which I celebrated every one of the five years which I had spent in China by following the custom of spending at least an hour alone, living over in memory the days to which I had said good-bye with my classmates ten years before? The late afternoon sun was oppressively hot. The air was heavy with fragrance of purple and snowy flowers which hung in cascades over my head. 1 settled down cosily in the shadowy coolness of niy pergola and began leisurely to turn the leaves of the 1920 KENTUCKIAN. Within the moment my thoughts were across the sea, and as remembrances thronged at the sight of familiar scenes and faces. I was seized with a longing to see those old friends of mine, with whom I had worked and played for four happy years. As 1 gazed dreamily, unseeingly into space, I murmured aloud: I wonder what they all are doing now? A silvery laugh rang out near me, so faint that at first I thought it must be only the tinkling of a tiny bell. I looked about for a moment, then my eyes opened with astonishment. Perched on top of a wisteria blossom, grinning gleefully at me, was a ridiculously tiny figure dressed in bright yellow costume, with long queue and delicate fairy wings. There was something strangely familiar in the appearance of this brightly clothed atom of humanity. Suddenly I realized the truth. Why, it's Wing Lu! I exclaimed. The miniature head nodded vigorously in assent. Wing Lu's going to take Missce on trip 'round world, she said. Her tiny hand reached for mine, and immediately I looked down to see myself reduced to a tiny figure no larger than Wing Lu. I, too. was dressed in gaudily embroidered silk with a long queue and fairy's wings. 1 wanted to ask questions, to know how my demure little Chinese maid had acquired the power to become a fairy godmother, but before 1 had time to speak we were flying through the air on our way to the great ocean. When I had recovered from my surprise I saw that we were passing over a familiar place, the campus of the largest university in China, which 1 had often visited, for there were two of my former classmates. Margaret Woll had been the first to come to China. Margaret and I had bidden each other fond farewell after graduation, but alas, it was not long before each of us realized that life was unendurable without the other, and Margaret had wailed only long enough to complete her university career at Columbia lo follow me to China, where she was teaching as a doctor in sociology. Mina White was also there. Mina, after finishing her medical education at Johns Hop- ' kins, became the most famous doctor in America. So world-wide was her reputation that the Chinese Government had engaged her to be the head of the medical department of the university there. 1 would have stopped, but my guide drew me on with her until we reached the seashore. Sud- denly appeared a liny red boat which I recognized as one of Wing Lu’s prayer boats in which she was accustomed to set afloat her supplications to the Chinese deity. We embarked. As we sailed out across the sea, my fairy guide whispered a warning: No let go Wing Lu’s hand, or all change back (260) Io Melican lady. There wu no need of warning, for we were speeding over the water so rapidly that I was clutching her hand in sheer terror. Almost before I thought wc had been well started we had sailed past India. Arabia, and had come into the Mediterranean. A moment more and we had left our little boat off the coast of Greece and were flying over snowy mountain peaks. “Why arc wc here? I asked, wondcringly. For answer Wing Lu pointed to a tired-looking figure toiling wearily up the mountain side. Ah. it was my old rival in Greek classes. John Davis. Wing Lu shook her head sadly as she explained that poor John had left his native land to learn something about Greece that Doctor Terrell didn't know. Poor boy I He had searched in vain for ten years and he was still wandering about in the foolish hope that his ambi- tion might be fulfilled. His family were desperate. Betty had even persuaded Dick to bring her to Greece on their honeymoon, in order that she might try to save her cousin from a wasted life, but all in vain. How I longed to stop and convince him how impossible it all was. But Wing Lu reminded me that there were Other scenes for us to visit, and after one more regretful look back- ward. I allowed myself to be drawn on at my part- ner’s side. Our next stop was in Switzerland. As wc hurried softly through the air over the city of Geneva 1 heard the news- boys running through the streets crying. Extra! Extra! All about the League of Nations. Wing Lu and I alighted on the newsic's paper and the words stared up at us in large black type. “Noted Americans Reach Geneva. Eagerly I scanned the lines of the story. Imagine my amazement when I learned that the whole world had been recently involved in a great controversy begun by some of my old classmates. As I read on. trying to discover what it was all about, I found that Jerry Bromogcn. moved by doubts as to the management of financial affairs of the League of Nations, had come all the way from America to investigate the matter. The story was an account of a meeting of the Americans and the officers of the council, held the afternoon before. Read- ing on. I saw the name of “Useless Garred, who. it seems, had made a brilliant speech on Why Every Loyal Citizen of the United States Should Know Where Every Dollar Used by the League of Nations Goes.” Ed Dabney. I learned, had also keen one of the speakers. Ed had not belonged to the party origi- nally. but having heard of the affair as he was sightseeing in Europe, he had come to Geneva hoping that he might insure good feeling on the part of the participants in the controversy. The meeting had closed, I read, with a motion by another American, Dean Slagle, that a committee be appointed to spend the next year making a report to be submitted at a meeting of the council. Why. il s just like a class meeting. I said; and I was growing more excited every moment. My fairy took me away, however, telling me that I could learn the outcome of the affair from the news- papers. As we left she explained how intense the feeling of the world was on the subject, since only a short time before the United Slates had been involved in another quarrel. There had been trouble between the United States and South America, cauied by Lucy Dean. who. having gone as a Y. W. C. A. secretary to South America, had aroused the girls of that country to overthrow the government unless better coaches for basketball should be provided for the girls' schools. Next in our route was Africa. We paused here only for a moment, while Wing Lu pointed to the suburbs of a little village where three former pillars of the Methodist Church. J. C. Morris. Jack Dorr and Shakespeare Haley were toiling as missionaries. My guide informed me that these three of my classmates had tried in vain to persuade three demure young ladies whom they had escorted to and from church and Epworlh League socials for four long years, to come with them. They were, it seems, contemplating a trip back to Lexington in the hope that absence had made the heart grow fonder. (261) When we flew on and came once more to the edge of the sea our red boat had miraculously reap- peared. and was wailing for us to climb into our places before it carried us on out to sea. Again our speed would have seemed incredible had I not come to the conclusion that my fairy escort was gifted with power to do anything she wished. In only a moment we had disembarked on other shores, and were again sailing through the air on fairy wings. Soon, however, we alighted on the topmost branch of a tree. The scene had changed to Hawaii. Wing Lu pointed to a figure silling almost motionless on a branch beneath us. It was Alberta Wilson, the zoological shark, searching among the leaves for a specimen of the rarest insect known to the scientific world. I learned that Alberta was not alone in her expedition, for my guide whispered in my car that Mary Van Meter and Lora Robertson had consented to come along, hoping to become famous by the possible dis- covery of a rare form of Protobasidiomycetes. For a moment I forgot that I was invisible, and, fear- ing that Alberta would mistake me for an insect, I pulled at Wing Lu’s hand until she took me away. As we left, a beautiful bird flew out of the tree, and I thought of an- other old classmate. Wing Lu divined my thoughts, and told me that Irma Wentzel was still very much interested in Byrds.” Again we sped across the water, and were sailing among the West Indies, when I became aware that there was some one seemingly over my head. Still, I could see no one, and I turned to my guide in bewilderment. She shook her head sadly, as she explained that the souls of Martha Pollitt and Frances Kimbrough were in the clouds above us. I was deeply grieved, because I feared that they had departed this life, but Wing Lu said that I was mistaken; that these two graduates of 1920, having tried in vain to decide whether to go to Cuba or Porto Rico, had finally decided to remain in their own towns. The God of Lost Desires, said my informant in a solemn voice, was displeased because they have lost their ambition, and he has decreed that their souls must wander always between the two places of their desire until they decide to carry out their first plans. Wing Lu told me that these two were not the only ones who had failed to carry out their ambi- tious schemes. I was not surprised to hear that Fan Ratcliffc and Hattie Ell Wheeler, both of whom had been chosen as objects of Cupid’s darts long before graduation, were the first to give up all hope of careers. Irene Robertson, Jane Bell, Katherine Tucker and Marion Sprague had been the next to add the degree of Mrs. to their B.S.’s and A.B.’s. Harry Hounchell, according to the story, had started out with the intention of doing reconstruction work in France. After due consideration, how- ever, he had decided to persuade the little French girl to come to America, and had never gone back to France. - It was with surprise and grief that I learned of the fate of two other famous members of the class. It seemed that Ed Parker, who had been going east” for so long that he had lost all sense of dircc- t.on, was hopelessly insane. Wing Lu said that it was most pathetic to sec him in a padded cell trying to convince everyone who came near that he was a famous scientist who had discovered that Belle Court, inrlcad of the North Pole, should be considered the center of gravity. Equally heartrending was the story of the fate of Henry Grehan. Poor Henry had gone completely crazy because every time he went to Maycsville, Bill Baker was there, beating Henry’s time. It was with relief that I saw my escort steer our fairy boat from the islands and land off the coast of Panama, for I felt that here I would sec some who had not fallen by the wayside of the road to success. I was not disappointed, for Wing Lu pointed out to me the university where Lucy Cracraft, Elizabeth Davidson and Louise Smiscr were distributing knowledge in Modern Languages and Home (262) Economic}. 1 found here the engineers of ‘20 well represented also, for 1 learned that R. V. Waterfill. the silent six. and Kenneth Nisbet were government experts, while J. D. Wood and C. M. Hargreaves, those hardboiled first sergeants of the Class of '20. were at the head of military affairs there. We left Panama and were looking down on Mexico. Remembering the turbulent news which had come constantly from Mexico, while I was in America. I wondered at the peaceful, prosperous aspect of that country beneath us. and asked Wing Lu what had brought about the change. Imagine my pride when 1 heard that it was all attributable to two charming members of the Class of ‘20. Dorothy Middleton and Mary Turner. It seemed that after graduation Mary and Dot. distressed over the state of affairs in Mexico and the seeming inability of diplomats to improve matters, had decided to see whether they could not smile the Mexicans into being agreeable. They had been quite successful, for. of course, our erstwhile quarrelsome neighbors had proved themselves unable to resist Mary and Dot’s ■ charming way of saying Darling. Our next stop was in California. I was surprised when our route took this direction, for I did not know that any of my classmates were interested in California except Leo Steinhauser, and I was sure that he was still living in Kentucky. But 1 had forgotten that the greatest chemical plant in the world was situated in that stale until I found myself perched on the top of a microscope in the largest lab oratory I had ever seen. I looked around and saw Morris Volcofsky poring over an experiment as dili- gently as he used to when Mighty Maxson suddenly appeared in the doorway of the chemical lab- oratory at U. K. While we were there George Childs Bauer came in and began examining test lubes. I learned from the conversation that they were both working on an experiment for a certain famous Doctor Rush. Wing Lu whispered in my ear that the doctor was none other than that brilliant pre-med that was graduated with me—Lovel Feris .Rush. Then Morris came over to use the micro- scope and away we flew. We changed directions and directed our course toward the east, straight toward Kentucky. As we passed Mississippi I had the privilege of seeing the farm where lived the Gold Dust Twins. Joseph Gayle and A. Smith Gill. Gill was a farmer. Wing Lu said, while Gayle carried on a lively packing business in Kentucky, and only came to Mississippi to spend week-ends. 1 expected our next stop would be in Kentucky, but instead of continuing on our route we hurried back to the Atlantic. There on the coast stood a 1930 model areoplane, fully equipped for passengers. Wing Lu told me that it was one of the cars owned by a well known company, the head of which was Howard Foreman. Howard had been urged to start in this business by Miss Jewell, and, as usual, he had taken her advice. Wayne Haffler was also interested in the business venture, having become wealthy as one of the stockholders. Wing Lu stood still for a moment contemplating the machine before us. then with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, she waved her hand, and the plane began to grow smaller, then smaller, until finally it was no larger than our little red boat. Laughing, we climbed into it. As we mounted up toward the clouds a man. who was evidently the pilot, ran down to the coast, screaming at the top of his voice that his aeroplane had vanished. It was Davie Choate, as usual, ”l� lle but loud. Wing Lu leaned over and shouted. Bling back in little while; but Davie could not hear her. He started disconsolately back, and we heard him grumble something about wanting to go to Cincinnati anyway. We left him there and hurried to New York City. I was grateful to my fairy for leaving Ken- tucky to be the last place on our route. I soon discovered why she had directed our course to New York. For the next thing I knew we had entered a theater and Wing Lu told me that the matinee of the most popular musical comedy of the season was in full swing. The third act was about to begin; the leader of the orchestra had taken his stand, and with elaborate flourishes of his baton was prepar- ing to play the opening selections. He looked familiar. Ah, it was Bill Soward. who had at last succeeded in persuading the world that he was a great musician. I scanned the faces of the other members of the orchestra, and lo. I beheld E. C. Godbey and Neville Moore gazing intently at their director, ready to strike the first note. Wing Lu and I alighted on the shoulder of a man who was silting in the front row, waiting (263) patiently for the curtain to go up. I thought that he was a stranger, but when he turned his head I recognized William Yourish, who used to entertain the girls in the chemistry classes by singing the latest song hits from the musical comedies. I tried to read the program, but before I had time to do so the music began and the curtain rose for the act. I watched, spellbound, as 1 tried to follow the plot of the play which was being presented before me. The leading man had evidently fallen into the clutches of the villian who stood in front of him, apparently weaving some enchantment over him. Could I believe my eyes? Surely I must be mistaken, I thought. No, there could be no mistake. The villain was none other than J. P. Head, the famous hypnotist of the Class of '20. As for the leading man, his brilliant acting soon told me that it was Preston Cherry. Surprise and delight that so many of my former classmates had gone thus far on the road to fame had already taken my breath away, but another shock was in store for me. When the chorus entered 1 saw that the leading dancers were Kath- leen Brand and T. D. Grubbs. I was thoroughly fascinated, but Wing Lu realized that time was passing and took me away in spite of my reluctance to leave. As we flew down the aisle I caught sight of Nancy, formerly known as Little Smock. As I passed she was remarking to her husband, who was sitting beside her, that she didn’t like New Yawk” nearly so well as she did Harrodsburg, but she believed that one could see bettah shows there. We had once more taken our places in our miniature aeroplane and were sailing through the streets of the metropolis when I discovered another familiar face, as I saw Frank Tuttle coming out of the White Studio. Wing Lu explained that Frank had been in to order another dozen pictures, since the last dozen which he had used to procure positions had not brought satisfactory results, and he needed some more to continue his search. We went on, and suddenly our aeroplane bumped against the window of a large building. In a moment I was looking around, delighted at the sensation of being in a newspaper office. Wing Lu guided me over to a desk on which was a copy of the Net� Yorl( Sun. Hurriedly I glanced over it. The headlines told the story of the affair which I had witnessed in Geneva, Switzerland, and 1 turned from them to glance over the other pages of the paper. An advertisement caught my eye. I asked Wing Lu what it meant, and learned that Catherine Denton, having been unable to decide between Bill and Depoyster, had come to New York to become a famous milliner. My fairy turned another page, and pointed out a corner advertisement, where W. D. Salmon, dancing instructor dc luxe, was guaranteeing to teach any one to dance within six months. We heard voices in the next room. Stepping through the keyhole we stopped on the door knob. There was Elizabeth Marshall in earnest conversation with a businesslike young man, whom I soon recognized as Harry Cottrell. Wing Lu told me that Harry was then managing editor of a paper which had lately come into prominence. It was owned by Betty Card, who upon Miss Simrali's advice, had bought the paper of her home town, and since that lime had spared neither money nor energy in obtaining the most famous newspaper men and Among the star members of the staff was Margaret McClure, who was carrying on a lively exchange column with all the leading newspapers of the world. Now, as 1 stood on the doorknob, I heard Harry trying to persuade Liz Mashall to leave her position on the Sun and be editorial writer for his rag. I was templed to pull my hand away from Wing Lu and thus take advantage of the opportunity to talk to these former fellow-loafers of the journalistic department wh J had got their start on the road to fame by their work on the Kentucky Kernel, but my thought- divining guide pulled me back through the keyhole and sat me down in our fairy plane. As we whizzed once more through the air, and were leaving the skyscrapers of the metropolis behind us, she told me that one other of the graduates of 1920 was in the city. Lucille Harbold was still at Columbia, adding to her collection of degrees. Wing Lu said that Lucille had already won every one that was (264) X women in the country. offered, but that she had started all over again for fear there was something she had misted the first time in the courses offered. Thus we left New York, and Wing Lu. after a few sweeping flourishes in the air, settled down in her seat with a businesslike air of determination, as she told me that our course was now directed straight for Kentucky. In little more than a moment I realized that the skies were bluer, that the birds sang more sweetly, and that the whole air was filled wih the most exquisite beauty, and 1 knew that we had reached the land of my birth. Our first stop was in the mountains, where my fairy guide stopped our plane on the top of a tall tree, and pointed down to what looked like a flourishing institution of some sort. I was taken to a large building, which we entered, and in which we took our places on the desk in what appeared to be an office. At the lime it was occupied by two young women whom 1 recognized as Virginia Helm Milner and Lucille Blatz, who were engaged in a distressingly healed argument. Wing Lu explained to me that Virginia Helm was owner and director of the institution which we were then visiting—Pine Mountain Settlement School. She had first taken over the management of the place with Virginia Croft as assistant, but. unfortunately for her plans. Virginia had soon deserted her to become Mrs. Snoddy. Lucille Blatz was now filling the place, but I learned that the situation was far from ideal, since Virginia Helm and Lucille watched each other daily with suspicious eyes, each fearful that the other would follow Virginia's example. It seemed that at the moment Lucille was scolding the honorable, manager for having allowed Everett Elsey. her shadow of college days gone by. to call. It grieved me deeply to see those two old friends quarreling, but I could not stop to talk to them, for my escort was already pulling at my hand .to make me leave. After we had climbed once more into our aeroplane and were sailing swiftly through the clouds. Wing Lu told me of other members of the class whom we would be unable to visit, since they were at that lime in places which were not on our route. Zurclda Noland was in Louisville engaged in the serious business of being Mildred Graham's shadow. Edna Smith and Kate Reddish were dignified school marms; the two Park boys. Smith and Jim. were still contestants for the title of perfect lady's man ; Sal Henri Coleman was raising cain in Paradise. Kentucky, of course, and Lofton Burge and J. S. Misrach had deserted Kentucky long ago for Ohio. On passing over a little island near Lawrenceburg we saw C. R. McClure seated on the shore opposite, gazing dreamily up at the sky and wailing for the water to become low enough for him to go over to sec his girl. When we reached the region of the Blue Grass. Wing Lu drove slowly, while she pointed out to me the farms where some of my former classmates were growing wealthy by means of the methods which they had learned in the College of Agriculture. Among them were Clyde Bland. Herman Carman, Ed Van Deren, and Hub Bennett. All four were married, and were living peaceful, prosperous lives on their farms. Indeed, one could not conceive a more delightful picture of matrimonial bliss than that which I beheld as I parsed over the Carmen farm, where the preUy Lexington girl who had become Mrs. Herman Carman was feeding the chickens and smiling at Herman, who stood in the barn door, calling the cows. Again, as we looked down on the Van Deren place I smiled when I saw Minnie and Ed strolling down the road to gel the afternoon mail. I was curious to see Mrs. Bland and also the girl who was calling Hub Bennett her very own 'hubby' those days, but the sunset was almost upon us, and we had to hasten on our way. We were approaching Lexington and I leaned back in my seat, allowing my mind to wander back to the lime when 1 was there before, until Wing Lu called me back to earth to tell me that we were above one of the big stock farms. 1 Icoked down to see two men who were evidently talking business. One of them was Ray Gilbert, whose reputation as a professional horse swapper I well remembered. 1 was told that he was at that time the owner of more fine horses than anyone in Kentucky. The other man was Goebel Porter, who. as business manager of the Kentucky State Fair for 1950, had come to advise Gilbert about the horses to be put on exhibition that year. (265) Wc had left ihcm and were almost in the city when I heard a familiar voice singing the words of that old. old song- ..put on your Q,d gray With the blue ribbons on it, While I hitch old Dobbin to the chaise. Well, well! I exclaimed, there’s Dewey Downing wailing to take Louise Mayer out buggy riding. My companion nodded, and she was just telling me how long and happily Dewey and Louise had been married when she was interrupted by the chug, chug of a Ford, and Margaret Bird whizzed by. pay- ing as little attention to speed laws as she used to give to Friday night quiet hour at Patterson Hall. Wc. loo. speeded up, and when we overtook them I looked to see Edith Williams sitting on the back seat, getting more scared every time the Ford went over another bump. Every minute or so Edic would call out, Hey. Margaret, don't go quite so fast. From their conversation I learned that they were both county demonstrators on their way to a convention of some kind in Lexington. Wc were soon in the city, and in a moment wc had left our plane on the roof of an attractive bunga- low, and were in the living room of the home of Professor Tapp, of the Farm Management Department of the University of Kentucky. Immediately I caught sight of Mrs. Tapp standing beside the victrola, which was in one corner of the room. We flew over and alighted on the victrola just in lime to read the name on the record which Mrs. Tapp was in the act of starting. It was an old song, one popular in the good old days before Mr. Grchan had begun his campaign against jazz music, but Wing Lu told me that it was one of her favorites. The title was Kentucky Never Looked So Good to Me Before, composed by the famous poet of the Class of 1920. R. F. Peters, ond sung by that far-famed trio, Lisanby, Sullivan and Hicks. Next wc entered another building and were looking about a queer looking room which appeared to be a combination of a studio and a library. It was occupied by two men, one sitting in deep thought at a table in the center of the room with papers strewn around him, and the other busily at work on some drawings. I was perplexed until Wing Lu explained that I was seeing my old friend, Jimmie Dixon, in the act of composing what was to be the great American novel. The artist was none other than the famous illustrator. Bill Wallace, who was working night and day on the illustrations for the new novel. I could see by Jimmie’s rapt expression that he was putting his whole soul into the work, and I was not surprised at learn that the heroine was a certain tall, brown-eyed maiden who had been the object of Jimmie’s adoration in ye old college days of yore. My companion told me that he had been working for years on this production, and that he was haunted by the fear that some one would receive a great inspiration and win the coveted honor before he could attain it. Indeed, this fear had prompted him to monopolize the services of the Wc Ketchum Detective Agency, which counted among its number Ethel Fletcher, Eger Murphec, Neal Knight and J. T. Guthrie. I was surprised to hear of this queer turn in Ethel's career, but Murph’s skill and that of the other boys was easily understood when I remembered their ingenuity in keeping up with Student Government rules while they were calling at Patterson Hall. As we were leaving the building a tall gentleman was passing evidently in great haste, and Wing Lu, without stopping for any explanation other than that the man was Nick Puckett, rushed after him. with me breathlessly coming after. Wc followed until wc had entered into what seemed to be a club room, crowded with sedate looking men, who stood talking in groups. Nick walked directly to the table which stood in the room, rapped for order, and opened the mcct- ing. As the members took their seats 1 saw among them W. B. Martin, Linville Amburgey, R. A. Belt, C. R. Lisanby. all of whom appeared much older than I knew them to be. I asked Wing Lu the reason for this, and was reminded that these were all men who had settled down to the bonds of matrimony before they had ever escaped from under the torturing thumbs of the professors at the university. Evidently they realized their mistake, for they had organized a club for the purpose of influencing young students not to give up the freedom of single blessedness before they left college. Nick in his opening speech mentioned the fact that he had succeeded in keeping Charles Gordon from (266) taking the fatal step until a short time after graduation at least. As we left they were discussing ways and means of carrying out their purpose. Then we went to Pall. Hall, where I found that a reception was being given in honor of the graduates of 1930. The Recreation Hall was crowded with students and alumni from all parts of the State. One group of older men and women looked particularly familiar to me. Among them I first recog- nized Elizabeth Bertram, who was making quite a speech on the subject of woman's importance in politics. She was at that moment expressing her determination to run for the first office to which she was eligible. Looking around I saw familiar faces on all sides. The presence of Buford Williams. Holland Bryan, E. S. Dummitt, Prep Walker, G. W. Hogan and Kccvil Wallingford was explained by the fact that they had all become famous politicians. When 1 caught sight of Keevil he was busy talking to the prettiest girl in the room, and some one told me that he was still trying to fall in love. Mr. Puryear and H. C. Thompson had also begun brilliant records as politicians, but some secret enemy delving into the deep, dark secrets of the past, had published the story of their having spent one night in the lock-up in Lexington. Since the discovery of the disgrace of their youth was made neither of them had taken an active part in public affairs. Wing Lu called my attention to a bit of conversation which was going on near us. I listened to learn that two of the graduates of '20. Butscy Brown and E. E. Rice, were planning to run against each other in the next race for governor. It seemed that Bulsey was still an ardent prohibitionist, for I heard one man near me say that Cecil Heavrin, Butscy‘s campaign manager, was sure of his candi- date’s victory, because the latter was promising to rid the state of the evil of chewing gum. We could not take the time to linger in the halls, or even to visit my old rooms at Patterson Hall, for time was passing rapidly, ar.d Wing Lu soon hurried me through the door and started us on our way to the campus. Just as we were leaving 1 saw two men standing at the foot of the steps talking. When we passed I heard one of them, Ed Hardin, expressing the hope that there would be a Pall Hall dance that night. It brought back old limes to hear Robert Warth say that he hoped so, too, although he didn’t enjoy the dances nearly as much he did the Y meetings on Sunday night. Then we turned our backs on the Hall, and as we set out over Chicken Walk, I caught my first glimpse of the campus of 1930. First, 1 missed the little church, and I was mystified by the array of beautiful buildings standing in the place of the rows of shacks which made up my memory of the picture of Winslow Street, until Wing Lu explained that these were the new university club houics. I incidentally learned that they had all been designed by the noted architect. Joseph Harrison Bailey. Our first stop was at the cafeteria, which I learned had long ago outgrown its place in the base- ment of the Main Building, and had now attained the dignity of owning its own home. Much of its, success. Wing Lu told me, was attributed to the fact that three of my former classmates, Marie Barkley, Hannah Weakley and Grace Maxwell, were taking an active part in its management. It was just time for the evening meal when we entered, and among those who were waiting to be served, or were already eating in the attractively arranged dining room, were several graduates of 1920, who were connected with the university. First, I saw Junius Lewis, and was told that he was in charge of the state program of teaching Vocational Agriculture in the high schools of Kentucky. Parks Boone had just dropped in, and I heard him say that he was trying to get Mr. Whipple to let him be Steeple Jack again this summer. George T. Robinson, whose gift of oratory had won for him the position of official advertiser for the university, had just returned from a tour of the state. And over in the corner sat three engineers. Bill Morgan, Morris Foreman, and A. C. Stephens. From their conversation I learned that Bill had come to Lexington to seek advice about the mining firm of Morgan Gorman. Morris and A. C. Stephens, on the other hand, seemed to have no particular business at the university. They had simply formed the habit in their college days of hanging around Dean Terrell and Professor New- man, and they were still the shadows of the respective objects of their youthful adoration. Wing Lu, ever watchful of the passing of the little time which remained to us, became impatient, and we prepared to leave the cafeteria. As we hurried off to visit other scenes, I caught sight of E. E. (268) Kelley, and my fairy informed me that Irish' was still in school, determined not to leave until he had taken every course which the university offered. Then came a most shocking event which was destined to mar the happiness of that otherwise delight- ful journey. We had not yet left the campus, but had entered a curious building and were in a big room which was dark, except for the flickering light of candles. With a feeling of curiosity, mingled with a vague sense of dread. 1 looked into the faces of the gho:tlikc figures which stood in the fore- ground of the weirdly fantastic picture before me. One by one 1 recognized among them, Frizzy, Tom Go.-man. John Mackenzie, Dick Hagan. Grover Creech and Pat Campbell. Then in a flash of memory came the realization that 1 was attend- ing a meeting of the charter members of the Royal Order of Fish. I had a most disagreeable sensation of being decidedly out of place, and 1 clutched Wing Lu‘s hand in a sort of panicky feeling of fear. She said nothing, but pointed to Frizzy.” who was reading something aloud in a ghastly, serious voice, which brought new horror to my soul. I listened a moment, and learned that he was dwelling with emphasis upon the pur- pose of the esteemed order. Imagine my feel- ings when I discovered that that purpose was lo bring vengeance upon the hapless writer who had first brought low the honor of the worthy mem- bers of the club by making public the secret qualifications for entrance therein. My heart beat faster and faster as those injured brothers re- hearsed the story of how for ten long years they had searched for a fitting form of punishment to bring upon my guilty soul. They had made the fraternity national in order to enlist the aid of men from every part of the country, but still no ven- geance terrible enough had been devised. Finally, when I heard that even though I lived far away in China, my every movement was watched by a vigilant member of the order, my terror knew no bounds. One idea possessed me. I must get away before some member of that eerie lot suspected that my hateful presence was with them. I turned to flee, and in my excitement, forgetful of Wing Lu's warning. I wrenched my hand free— I looked around in amazement. The sun had gone down in China, and I. in the shadowy coolness of my pergola, was clutching tightly a purple wisteria blossom. The 1920 Kentuckian had fallen from my lap, face downward, on the floor. From my house came the soft voice of my Chinese servant, Wing Lu, calling: Missee. the hour is gone! and the notes of my Chinese gong sounded the hour of live. The Song of the Misogymist Gentlemen, give me your attention For just a moment or so. And 1 will tell you a story Of an evil you should know. Now, intoxicating liquor, men, Has ceased to tempt our thirst, But there are other evils A hundred times as worse. Take the intoxicating beauty Of the female sex today— It has wrecked more hopes than liquor, And has led more men astray. Take a youth full of promise. And let a “vamp catch his eye, Then he vows his one ambition Is to live on love or die. These human lounge lizards, You feed them chocolate drops; They siring you as you do a bean, Then knock you off your props. She cuddles in your manly arms— Maybe lets you swipe a kiss— She drapes her arms about your neck (The fool thinks this is bliss). They are always out a-fishin'. Usin' their looks for bait. Just l.ke the ancient sirens These fish they captivate. Even husbands homeward bound Stop and turn and stare At sweet, perfumed young rosebuds With fluffy sage tea hair. Next night finds fallen hubby On the corner in disguise, With a date to feed the damsel On food, on love, on lies. We get drunk on a beauty that is peddhd in a store; We hock our clothes for filthy kale So the Cookies” can buy more. Then they camouflage their faces In a most mysterious way; Then with mosquito clothing They rule the world their way. Now, we fought to sa-e our country From the ravage of the Hun; We routed out John Barleycorn And have him on the run; And if we would save our country And preserve our eyes and necks— Abolish the alluring beauty Of our queens,” the female sex. (270) INNER was almost over, which is saying a lot when you are referring to the big one that comes once a year, about Christmas time. The participants at the feast were students. The fact that they were students should enable you to picture the scene with ease. So, my dear reader, you may positively assure yourself that when dinner was over, the dinner was finished. Yes. even to the last sprig of celery. The house for a week had been full of rollicking college boys brought home by my nephew for the holidays. As I also had been a college man, while in their company 1 recalled my college days. I reveled with them in their songs and stories. I listened with keen interest when one of them would relate some wild escapade about putting the mule in the Dean of Men's office, or about rocking the Freshmen off the Gym when they were painting their numerals, or how the class pulled the Sophs through the pond; but when one of the crowd told how he had been insulted on or near the cannon, I couldn't keep the smiles back. So. not wishing to disturb the after- dinner fun with horse laughs. I slipped from the table and dropped into my old rocker by the fireplace, filled my country merschaum with some new-fangled plug cut, and settled down to dream some more of my wild-oat-sowing days. I didn’t have the seclusion of the fireplace long to myself, for soon the bunch did a snake dance around my chair and ended with the old Su-Ky yell, afterward draping themselves on tire furniture and floor beside me. Someone broke up a quartette that had started that old peppy song, ''All Hail Ken- tucky, by saying that I was nominated and elected for the evening's fireside story. Well, said I, somebody roll on another log, then get the corn-popper, fetch me a light, and we will see what this old think-box of mine will do. So everybody got fixed—got their smokes a-goin' and settled for one of my long-winded yams. Remembering the young-'un who had been so grossly insulted on the cannon, 1 couldn't help thinking of the time when the insulters were the ones insulted and the fun took place in other precincts than the cannon; so, with a good, long draw on the cob. I started: One black, rainy night in October, during my Senior year, long afljr all Christian people had sought the billowy softness that the more fortunate find in their bed chambers, and nobody was stirring around except cops and college students, flitting, shadowy figures might have been seen swiftly making their way through the campus toward the ------------- building. A penetrating rain had been falling all day. and a heavy, choking mist was hanging over the university grounds. A light glowed dimly here and there from windows marking the workshops of delinquent students laboring under the burden of empty note-books. With that exception, the darkness was intense. The black buildings lowered like huge sepul- chers toward a starless heaven: one's imagination could picture them as monuments erected to giant heroes of the ancient ages. The uncanny stillness was broken by the soft palter of the ra:n drops on the fallen leaves; now and then a splash came from an unseen puddle as a groping foot plodded through it. A twig snapped here and there. Everything seemed to lend a touch of myslerj': even the atmosphere seemed charged with it. It was just such a night that Dante would choose to ha e a person enter the inferno below. A stranger, feeling all this, seeing these silent, mystical figures disappear into the cavernous darkness of the ----------- building, would have known that some dark deed was about to be committed. “A light flickered at the comer of one of the buildings, remained stationary for a few minutes, and then faded into the gloom. It evidently came from the old watchman's lantern; his midnight slumbers had probably been broken by bad dreams' and he had come up for air. Not even his worst dreams had warned him that in an inconspicuous place on the campus a most mysterious sign. I-N-25, had appeared for several days, explaining to the almighty understanding and intellectual elite that there was a great day coming, some time, some place, for somebody. w (271) Still the silent figures moved townid the---------building, and as if :ome magic spirit had guided them, they disappeared into the bowJ of the rendezvous. A listening ear near the entrance of the building might have detected a sound that resembled the thump of a Hindu tom-tom, followed by a few mutterings, faint and indistinct, and perhaps the soft cl.ck of a door-bolt; but, other than these, the silence was broken only by the night noises of Mother Nature. I stopped my narrative, for I wanted it to cink into the heads of the youngsters that in my day and time wc did things in the good old-fashioned way, and even they didn't have a thing on us. So, after I filled the old cob again and took a few extra pulls, I continued: Somewhere in the ----------- building there was a secret room, and on this particular night it was crowded full of youngsters like yourselves. The room was fixed up pretty good, with electric lights and water handy. The furniture was not fine, but was good and substantial. Wc had a table and big chair for the judge, twelve old chapel scats for the jury, and one large straight-back for the distin- guished prisoner. Yes, boys, I am giving you a little inside dope about the sanctum-sanctorum of that most high and august tribunal, the Senior Court. Yes, it is no other than the ancestor of that marauding Ku Klux Klan that insulted your worthy brother here by introducing him to the age-worn cannon. “On this particular night the room was full of jovial fellows, all quietly chatting among themselves. Occasionally a laugh broke the murmur of voices. Everybody was happy. Twas just a little session of court to reprimand a Freshman for getting funny with one of the select. Why shouldn't they be feeling good, when there was not a chance of getting caught? But even with all the fun there was a look on every face that conveyed the idea of suspense that might come from anxiety. Suddenly there came a faint tapping on the door. Conversation hushed and all eyes were turned in that direction. The sergeant-at-arms exchanged a few mysterious syllables with the person outside and seemed satisfied as to his identity, for he slid the bolt on the door and opened it just wide enough to allow the person to slip through. It was the judge. Greetings were passed between the assembled and His Nibs as he passed up the aisle to his seat. As he dropped into his seat he picked up the club of wood used as a gavel and rapped for order. The rap of the gavel had hardly died away when he bawled in stentorian tones. 'Have the sheriff and deputies returned with the prisoner?' The question was answered in the negative by a score of the members. By instinct every right hand moved to the watch pocket. It was 12:12, and no prisoner— and we were minus several court officials. The members as a whole, including the judge, seemed to sense a hitch in the proceedings. One voice in the rear of the court room stopped the wrangling chatter by suggesting that the sheriff had got drunk and gone home. This was followed by another voice advis- ing the appointment of a committee to go after the sheriff, while a score of others suggested ns many different plans. Debates followed—debates which soon developed into arguments, individual declama- tions later supplanting these. Boys, the court room was fast resembling a session of our far-famed Kentucky Legislature. Bang! It was the crash of a slammed door. The discussion ceased as if some magic hand had commanded silence. Every eye was fixed on the barred door. Shifting hands caught up their rain- coats and dropped them over their arms. Some even went so far as to unlock the windows and ease out on the fire-escape. Thump—thump—thump! Somebody was coming up the stairway, and he was losing no time. Swis-h-h. Whoever it was had caught the banister post with his hand and had slid all the way around the landing. Thump—thump— He was on the second landing. ‘My Gawd!' a weak voice exclaimed. ‘He's takin' 'em six at a time!’ Thump thump— The members now were mostly out on the fire-escape, except the judge, who was pussy-footing his way far out on the gabled roof. Crash r r This speed demon’s meteoric race had been brought to a halt by the barred door, but he was a valiant and persistent lad, for he shook the door violently and yelled, ‘Hurry up and open •hi ----door! The gang, sensing disaster, swept back into the room. Helping hands opened the door in a jiffy, and when it swung wide, knocking several members onto the floor, the deputy sheriff bounded into the room. He looked as if he had been in a wreck, the perspiration settled on his chilled face giving him a rain-beaten appearance. His breathing was hard and laborious. 'Fellers he cried, 'the cops got us. We called for the prisoner, and the man who runs his boarding house met us with a gun. He said he would let daylight through us if we ran. Nobody wanted to be a skylight, so nobody ran. His wife called the wagon and he called us names. While he had his back turned, fixing his suspenders. I beat it. Further action rests with the court.' Action was a good word, for pandemonium reigned. With but one thought and but one purpose, they stampeded. Audience, judge and jury were soon cn masse flying, falling, tumbling down the stairway, each one trying to reach the scene of action first. Never did firemen answer an emergency call with such speed; never did life-savers launch a boat in the face of danger more quickly than did this bunch in leaving their rendezvous, going to the aid of their helpless comrades. 'On! On!' was the cry. All previous speed records were broken. Had candles been placed on the flapping coat-tails of tire hurried brothers. Halley's comet would have paled in brilliancy and resembled the dying ember of a week-old camp fire. Not until they had reached the scene of the hold-up did the self-appointed leaders call a halt to the neck-breaking pace. Then came the awful truth. The yard of ------------ boarding house was empty! The deputy was right. The gumshoes had carried their officers to the city calaboose in easy-ridin' Black Maria. I stopped my yarn to fill my pipe, and while I was lighting up I remembered that some of the bunch before me were closely related to some of the characters of my story in the capacities of sons and brothers. So I closed up like a clam. That's not all, is it. Unk? asked the son of my character, the deputy sheriff. i said No. and smiled. But I guess I have said enough. For I had no desire to have my old college chums again demonstrate Cannon Law with their right arms, using me as their victim. “Aw, come on, Unk. and finish. pleaded the younger son of our old sergeant-at-arms. Well. 1 continued, “to make a long story short, someone found a bondsman, who came down to get his friend out of the coop; but on reaching the jail and finding four occupying the gilded cage instead of one, he winked at the desk sergeant and said he had been a college boy once himself, and would therefore go on the bonds of the whole bunch. “Was there a trial on Water street next morning. Unk? Yes, next morning there was a trial, but it was a strange judge who sal on the bench and rapped for order. In fact, everything was new except the audience, which was increased by several 'cullud gcn’l'mcn' brought up from the depths below a few minutes after the judge had opened the court. The judge called the case. This was a signal for the prosecution and the defense to open their verbal bat- teries. It was a valiant fight. A wink from the defense caused the prosecution to cease firing. Then, like a new-lighted sky-rocket, our lawyer tore through the iron-clad armor of his friendly opponent with tones of thunder, and at the end he placed the verdict in the mouth of the judge. Then the old judge, with his usual solemnity, pronounced the sentence, 'Not guilty.' For you sec, boys, both lawyers had at one lime been active members of that same old Senior Court, and naturally couldn't keep from framing up on the judge. (27� 1,1,|iiii,iiIiiif l,||||llllll|,|,, “All Ye Eligibles Lament” The whiskey glass is doomed lo pass To the realms of the great beyond. The swinging door we see no more, And gone is the free viand. The saw-dust floor, and gaboons galore Have ceased to be in style. The brass fool-rail is an ancient tale That makes the dry ones smile. The slot machine that rolled so mean Will rust for lack of play. The cup, and dice, mints, cloves, and spice Are memo’s of yesterday. No more we hear of the common beer We used to buy in mugs. And gone I fear the gurgling cheer That flowed from earthen jugs. The sour lime, and sparkling wine Has forever ceased to mix. Old Sloe-gin, and lemon skin Arc now in a hcll-uv-a fix. Parties at night; bar maids in white Were visions when days were wet; Mirrors all clean, and red liquor mean Are things we’ll soon forget. Cone are the days when all byways Led to some palace of drink, Where unquenchable thirst could lap up the worst Concoctions a bar-keep could think. No hic-coughing moan from drunks going home in the wee small hours of morn. No extra cakes of ice for headaches, And breaths will cease smelling o’ corn. Fill 'em again, and What is it, men? Are phrases we no longer hear; Give me a shot of something that’s hot, Or Fill me a schooner o’ beer ; Make mine the same. ‘1 like it just plain. Or, Well I don’t mind if I do ; “Please weaken my tea. “A light wine for me. I think I'll try som’thin new. Strega Lads of the Dark and Bloody “Luscious sour grape a-spewin' In the vat of a mountain still; Clear in color while a-brewin’, Sparkling like a sun-kissed rill; To Kentucky men thou sayest. Prohibition is unfettered still. Kentucky Men—the name is synonymous with double-action pistols, blue blood, hog- wallowing politics, and unlimited drinking capacities. Kentucky men, having had in- trusted to their keeping a world-wide reputation by their ancestors, as Mexican athletes, have not only kept their faith but have doubled their talents in the meantime. A Greek god hasn’t got a thing on him. A man with the gentleness of a slave-driver and the sweetness of a new-born per- simmon, he inspires the fair ladies to live in the realm pictured by Dante. He is a hero, as shy and as modest as a caged monkey, as fragile-slender as a sturdy oak, and his eyes, soft and calf-like, are as the same gamboling on a sward of bluegrass. His harsh voice penetrates the midnight silences and tenders a soothing balm to footsore cops. His very breath is but the essence of corn-mash and fermented grapes. His actual presence in Herculean splendor dulls one’s imagination of the Colossus of Rhodes. Loved by the ladies, ’cause they are so big and strong, respected by the men for their unerring aim, they stand before the world today as the best what is. “Boy, open the gate of the bull-pen and let ’em out.” (276) JOHN DAVIS Johnnie, beller known a� Hair Cul Special. remind u of one of the four-and-twenly black- bird baked into a pie. Now watn'l thi a dainty di h lo � et before a street sweeper? He ha a peculiar way of dancing, something like a kangaroo with the hives. O. Awe-intpiring Loveliness, why do you slumber in the bed? O, Spirit of Beauty, why do you spit on the sidewalk as many times as Bill Wallace scribbles his name in our annual? Truly it can be said of Johnnie that his eloquence is in thought, for certainly it it not in looks. When the Red Croi comet around for contribution , he it the first lo put his hand in his pocket—it stays there till all danger is over. If I could only be the comrade of thy wanderings. The good die young ; he'll live forever. Ala , my spirit goes out to thee, thou smooth-faced, placid Miscreant. ALBERT HUKLE Farquhar told Hukle that his body had grown so fa t his mind had not had a chance. Last year Hukle's cla picked their president by the beauty method. This year they uted height. Hukle was tallest, so he was just naturally elected. You can sing Rock of Age to the tunc of his frame. Albert Hukle, built for me. Let me hide myself by thee.” After looking at Hukle’s grin we know it is the mark of an idiot to smile. He i especially fond of profane language. In fact, he originated the Soph's motto. Hell. no. and Hell, yes. He has other claims to greatness besides these. He is the only man in this institution who has been prohibited from playing basketball. You see. he can just stand still and drop the ball in the goal, and that is unfair to the others. After all is said and done, he is not so bad. May he live all the days of his life and never grow taller. RED” CULP This young hero is red-headed and comely—beg pardon, we meant homely. Look at him and you will be reminded of a delayed kiss, turtle hash, or a bungalow. You will also realize that some of the atoms that combined to make him did not act right. He has one and only one grip on the coat-tail of fame. He is the only athlete the K. A.'s ever had. When he was Over There hi feet were mustard gassed. No wonder, look at the size of them. The only small thing about him is his brain. His femininity makes him outstanding among hi brothers. All the boys adore dancing with him. If all the people in the world were like him we would say: Under a wide and starry sky. Dig a grave and let me lie. (277) HERMAN LOUIS BECKER This young gentleman is better known as “Gus, the Handsome. He possesses flat feet. Look on the end of his shoes and you will see two pancake-likc affairs with shoes on them. They arc feet, and so flat they would make a boardwalk look like a scenic railway or Venus dc Milo. Miller would call him a Brachiopod, or a head-footed animal. His chief attraction is his winning smile. When he smiles you think of the whale that swallowed Jonah. His lodestar-like eyes arc hid behind a pair of specs. In the line of foods, his most delicious combination is hassenfeffer, sauerkraut, and beer. He tells all the girls the same thing, such as, Life will be much sweeter living because of you. This picture shows him on a pedestal. That is where he thinks he is all the time. He is the incarnation of the Ode to Indigestion. OWEN CARROL Introducing Mr. Owen (Lcalhcr-Coat-Spccial) Carrol. Owen is fond of dancing the fancy steps, and also of the fair sex. Tiddlcdy Winks has made him one of the best known and fastest athletes in school. He can dance till the early morning hours without the least bit of fatigue. In fact, he wears his leather coat, or imitation leather coal, on all occasions. He thinks we think he is an aviator, but you can't fool us; we know he is a dudcttc. Why not call him “Duke, or “Lord Chester- field ? Did you ever hear of the ode to I'm Afraid to Go Home in the Dark ? He wrote it. Note: He parts his hair in the middle and his figure is quite heterogeneous. THOMAS GORMAN 1 his handsome young hero should have his picture in Squirrel Food’s Hall of Fame. He has numerous claims to greatness; bow legs, a cane, and—he is a member of the ‘ Royal Order of Fish. If you do not believe it, just gaze on the picture. Not to be uncomplimentary, but he is a Sigma Nu. Don’t you think he looks the part of the Man thou gavest me to mow the lawn or cut the hedge”? He has played on the Sigma Nu fraternity basketball team for years. They say he has made more goals than Van Camp has beans. He is to build bridges in the future. Thank goodness, it is in the future, and we hope it stays in the future. If the bridges are as weak as he looks they will all fall down. His ideal in the line of girls is the bearcat blonde type. He is the embodiment of Coleridge’s “Ode to Dejection. (278) A 'HI 11,1 COURTLAND SHORT The above is Mr. Courtland Short engaging in his personal pastime or all-thc-time. He is living up to his given name, Court-Land. The artist could not do full justice to his ears and legs. If Short’s ears were on an elephant the people would remark. What large ears that elephant has!” All he needs are muscles to flap them with. Dr. M. Miller, specialist along the line of extinct fossils, says they are there; they only need developing. Short, please be merciful and don’t develop them. He likes girls. We have no evidence of reciprocity. Most of us think we arc the best-looking men in the world. Short knows he is. He is the embodiment of the Ode to a Skylark. SERGEANT YORK This is not the Guy who won the war. This is the bird who won the crap game. York has a growth of whiskers that would cause a ferocious lion to go into convulsions. That is. if it saw him. When you look at him you are reminded of the Aurora Borealis. You can notice the cane- like growth on his face in the Rembrandt above. He is the “Guy who showed us how to beautify ourselves with spectacles. He just hides part of his face. Notice the books under his arm; he is quite slupidous. He attends all the class meetings, and pays all the dues. He is a Fresophjusior, as it were. He takes in all the classes. As an ideal and pavs all the dues- I lover, he tells the girls: Girl of the red mouth. Love me. love me. 'Tis by its curves. I know. Love fashioneth his bow. And bends it. Ah. even so. Girl of the red mouth, love me. love me.” FRED AUGSBURG Dear Fred is noted for his beauty. Look at him and you will see the incarnation of the Ode to the Garbage Can. In the Stroller plays he usually takes the part of the handsome young likeness to the Katzenjammcr kids. As an actor, he is very degenerate. He is the undisputed World’s Champion Waster of Other People's Time. At this he excels all. When you are busy along he comes with nothing to do except talk. His talk is awful weak, too; sounds like he has the hookworm. Take Vinol. He is so close that when he walks his heels knock together. It would aid his faultless beauty greatly if he would comb his hair. O. every now and then. Hair tonic would probably help a little; that is. it might. He falls for the Nazimova type of woman easiest. NEAL KNIGHT Wilh his derby he looks like a sure enough Knight who should Kneel before a Queen. Look at him and you will sec why he hails from Rotten-dam, or vice versa. What kind of a world our world would be, if every person were just like thee? When he runs he reminds us of a fast filly wilh a docked tail. The difference between Knight and a puppy dog is very—small. Yet: O, if Nature hath done this to thee. What, alas, will she do to me? When you talk to Knight remember: He that would speak to parrots must parrotize; He that would talk with fools must act unwise. He reminds us of the Ode to the Stock Yards. He has an unusually shimmctrical figure; and no girl who has danced with him is tempted to sing Kiss Me Again to him. BROOKS JUETT Tubby, our corpulent friend, can shimmic like a hogshead on a two-ton truck. By the tuft of hair that grows on my head, he can. O. he is only two yards or so around the dinner basket. I would hate to pay his grocery bill. He bears a pathetic resemblance to a dinosaur. Notice the peacoat, army pants, and the shavetail leggings. That is a combination that would do justice to some of the famed aborigines of South Africa. His looks have improved greatly, for now the children do not cry when they sec him. “Tubby, beware of a certain Mystic 13. They will always bring you bad luck, for they arc thieves, and Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.” PATRICK CAMPBELL O, Woman, nature made thee to temper man, and you have succeeded wilh Pat. Dcr-cn his heart is thy spirit—catch it? His picture should be put in Squirrel Food. Calm yourselves, fair ladies, calm yourselves; don’t faint, we won't put it in. He can’t help his expression. If he waits all his life for wealth as he has for the ladies, he will starve to death. O. Pat. grow your mustache again, it just tickles me to death, said one of the opposite sex recently. Pat’s noblest charm is his prognathous forehead and low-brow jaw. (280) 0OOOOQ..O '1 CK ' Ni� ,, 11 .. ■ Longing 1 wandered through a murmuring bower A lonesome as the solitary moon. It was the still, sweet, romance-moving hour Of midnight with the sleepy droon Of summertime. Hand over hand Orion climbed the heaven's silver tower After the fleeting moon. Suddenly 1 raw the moon grow pale and stand Tranifixed. Orion stopped His eager following awhile, and propped Himself upon his shepherd's crook. The very breeze Ceased murmuring and tiptoes by. The wind ran in the trees No longer, and the whole earth look Soft silence on. I wondered why The moon wore such a close, attentive look. And why the winds ceased whispering. Perhaps, one foot upheld. Nature had stopped to listen to the song Of Philomela, or the carolling Out of some fairy lips that welled Glad but to hear their own sweet music ring I wondered —But not long. Soon I knew why Orion's bosom swelled And why the lonely moon had tried to speak For as we slopped to listen all as one. The lover kissed the maiden on the cheek. And whispered words of love. The winds began to run Lisping once more among the trees. And the pale moon 'moved onward as before. Below, around, above. The world went on nor knew the lovers more. But I. I waited still Looked on. longed for the thrill Of holding in my arms a maiden fair. Brown eyes with dimpled cheeks, and profuse hair. Those sweet, wild wishes that within me thronged I never can forget; I longed, and longed, and longed, and longed— And I am longing yet. —Simp. (281) A Treatise on the Psychology of Education HIS subject, or rather science, is twice blest; “It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.” What Prof, or schoolmarm, versed in their “Child Mind,” “Principles of Education,” “The Intellect,” does not sit back with enjoyment and watch their subject flow through the axones, neurones, ganglia, etc., into the cerebrum of the ready pupil, without a feeling of pride? But it is not with this subject, however pleasing, that we deal, but with the opposing side, where there are numerous psychologists. True, indeed, they have never published books on the subject, but their knowledge is as subtle as far-reaching, and as all-inclusive as though their laws had been catalogued in text-books. What psychologists of these unprofessing ones is there who docs not know the funda- mentals of getting good grades without much effort? Cannot a Prof, be drawn out on his favorite subject? Are there not women teachers to be danced with? Consider, too. the timely appropriate laughter at jokes. All these, and a thousand and one other tricks of the trade are so well known that it would be a waste of time to recount them here. No subject so deep, no Prof, so hard, but whose rules may not be broken by some one who knows the gentle art of the psychology of education. Beware, oh. beware, the pupil who really studies. Let the Prof, remark of him as Caesar did of Cassius: “Yon student hath a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous.” One thing is certain, the student who disdains to use psychology to get good grades seldom gets them. He is either a genius or a fool, i. e., he has found he learns more by study, irrespective of grades, or else he has never learned the tricks of the trade. Every one has failures. Your favorite line may fail to impress the Prof. But, assiduous student, despond not at this. It docs not prove the science and the art a failure, because your psychology sometimes fails. Lo, another’s works there to perfection. In the end, you need never grieve, thinking that the day has come when an infallible Prof, has been found. In conclusion, it can be said that education, like a sugar-coated pill, sometimes fails to reach the spot. What is needed is perhaps a little more of the bitter quinine of hard work which is supposed by geologists and historians to have existed in a former age. Both systems have evolved till now Prof, and pupil are adept in their respective linfcs. But whether the competition be viewed from one side or the other, let the guiding principle be always: “Caveat Professor.” (282) “UN-CLASSIFIED ADS” Undreamed of opportunities are offered to the University of Kentucky in the way of extending and increasing attendance through the course in psychological advertising psychological comes from the Hebrew word psycho,” meaning to kick or to punch, and logical purporting to be nothing more than it implies; hence we have advertising with a punch or kick. advanced for this common everyday world, but we trust that no harm will come from the merely dropping of the hint. While the University Catalog has plenty of kicks” in it, both subjectively and objectively, it might be improved if the proper person should step in and rejuvenate its pages. Why not put some life into it? we ask in all seriousness. With this simple intro- duction we submit the following advertisements in hope that the university authorities will, sec the light and be the first to advocate something that will be sooner or later followed by all the leading institutions of the country. recently opened. In the fear that there are those still in our midst who are less erudite we take the privilege of explaining what is meant by psychological advertising. The word Wonderful opportunities arc offered in this day for the ambitious advertiser. Pep. kick, punch, the watchword of the age (as well as of the aged), must be incorporated into everything we do or attempt. Perhaps the following suggestion may be a little COME TO THE re You Interested In Old Fossils? UNIVERSITY )F KENTUCKY Once a Student Always a Student We See to That Then See Me Before Making Out Your Course In Geology If We Can’t Bungle Your Credits No One Can (283) Do You Believe In Abso- lute and Unimpeded DO YOU DISLIKE POETRY? Freedom of Speech? If Not, Come to Me and You Will Then Use Our Rooms for Study Everything Taught but Education THE CAMPUS SOCIAL CENTER JAMES THOMAS Miss King, Librarian COTTEN NOE Why Go to The Ada Julius Wolfe Meade? VISIT Jo esmilh Prof. Downong’s Math Classes Hoary Jokes Told Like New OR HEAR Only Rough Ones Handled Dr. Tuthill’s H. P. S. Jokes. Laughter is Requested If You “Asl( the Man Who Has Desire to Pass Heard One.” Hendrickson’s English Class COURSE IN HYDRAULICS ASTROLOGY Varied With Vaudeville WHAT I DON’T KNOW THE BOOK DOES Best Grades in School Given Abso- R. W. HAWKINS lutely Free Students Are Requested to Specify Grades Desired General Failure Guaranteed I lTt l| iiniii',la a £� P Financial Statement Senior Class Due� ..............................................................$ 900.00 Expen� c of collecting lime............................................... Ad� ...................................................................... Drink� bought while chasing ads.......................................... Fraternity bribe ............................................................... 2,000.00 (Sigma Nu'� and Alpha Sigma Phi' unable to pay) Business Manager entertain Editor....................................... (Elaborate aifair) Tip for waiter........................................................... Wallace (Art Supplies)................................................... Subscription� —(700 annual� at $3.25 per).................................... . 1,800.00 Ford for Butine� � Manager and Editor..................................... Shock absorbers for Ed'� Lizzy.............................................. Royally to Staff from White Studio................................................ 600.00 Stamps (Business correspondence)......................................... Wallace’s pay from lawyers........................................................ 600.00 (For services rendered in retouching their pick) Engraving (approximately)................................................ • “K Dance (gross profit)................................................. To Melcher for permission to give said dance............................. Incidental expenses...................................................... Salary of Chairman of So-Called Finance Committee........................ Rake-off for members of Staff ($500.00 each)............................. Totals....................................................................$6.512.04 $11.619.07 ?? TAKE IN TAKE OUT $ 900.00 $ 750.13 12.00 75.00 2.000.00 1.25 25 417.19 1.800.00 1.490.00 16.80 600.00 96.02 600.00 2.000.00 1.633.50 1,600.00 758.00 800.00 3.250.00 $ 6,545.04 Deficit of $33—Paid by staff members free gratis. (287) Inanity The music throbbed a waltz that stirred Deep, poignant memories in my heart; The dancers, rainbow-winged butterflies of some exotic clime. Moved in the ecstacy of youth. And she was there; The embodiment of those ideals that played truant Amid the sheltered recesses of my heart. And rushed forth at sight of her. Surely she would understand This vague and nebulous pain her beauty wrought. I approached, and in her glorious eyes I fancied a response—a communion of soul to toul— And then she said: Ain't this a swell dance? (289) This is the well-known Bill Wallace, doer of whal others can’t; The whole cheese, the quantum ct qualis, the slinger of stripe-colored paint. Advertising the fact that he's clever is his principal diurnal biz; The ego, the ego forever—that’s all of Bill Wallace there is. See this nut here between his broad (?) shoulders—that is his ego, they say; It’s one of the species of bowlders that gathers no moss on its way. Bill got an idea—that button sewed on here under his hat Was for something else more than a button to hold down his shirt and cravat. Therefore, and also in order that folks might notice his bean, Bill it was who put the blue border on annual of 1919. Bill Wallace, the annual adorner, feared some day that he’d be forgot, So he scribbled his name in the corner, and, yes, we'll remember him—not. mxcp wtrn awKtm this is a dwwtful emse. A Tribute to the Fraternities (By the Wasp) INTRODUCTION Patient gazer, if you have watched for space which might recognize the social prowess of this, our bcioved University, you have endured nerve- racking stimuli to no avail, because we have no fraternities in the University of Kentucky. Even if we had, we would be ashamed to admit it. Furthermore, the staff of this publication does not consider them worthy of note, so we will pass them without mention. Sircpta Simpson, the Saratoga sorceress, once gave the world these immortal words, “For every good there is an evil,” so we, in deduc- ing therefrom, conclude that for every useful organization there is a fraternity. Our Alma Mater, we are constrained after all to admit, has various sons, who. spurred by the spirit of unrest and the creed of I. A. I.’s (I Am It) have clandestinely banded together illustrious clans of undcsignated what-nots, all of the “Roll your own” brand, for the purpose of promoting personal idolatry, disregard for humanity, and absolute contempt for curricula. Their rendezvous is usually some Greek establishment, such as a restaurant. Greek meets Greek when they have their midnight lunches. Life must be taken as it is. Amalgamated Union of Greek Waiters—pass in review. (291) Phi Delta Theta The Phi Dells—some said they were, and some said they were not. The question prompted an investigation. We were sorry to find that there was once a chapter here; in fact, a remnant of it still is left. Tracing its history through a long period of rapid katagenisis, we find that, although it is not very live, it is not entirely dead, but only in a state of partial decomposition. We understand, further, that they (the Phi Delta Thetas) have a room in the attic of a deserted house on Warren Court. Their shield, which is an imitation of a regular fraternity, is on the wall near the entrance two stories below them, adverjises very effectively a well-known brand of soda. Probably they get money from this adver- tisement. If that be true, the problem of how they support their luxurious quarters is not so baffling. Since the trusty toe of Jim, the has-been, has ceased action, and Dillard, the Frankfort wonder with the straight nose, has sought solace in study, after the death of his truest friend last July, the only noise the clan makes is a momentary squirm on the gridiron before the eliminating exercises. It may be pos- sible to live for a time on the glory of former brothers, but the nourishing value of such a diet becomes naught in half a decade. Sigma Alpha Epsilon Patois. The scourge of S. A. E. is widespread and far-reaching. It touches many homes, even the humblest. As a result of this it is the most-lhought-of fraternity in the world. (We say mosl, because we mean mosl.) Every Sigma Alpha Epsilon thinks first of himself. S. A. E. is not thoroughly organized. If it were we would have S. A. E. presidents and S. A. E. “popularity dark horses.” Thank goodness for their laxity in organization! We, the select few, arc grateful. As a fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon ranks high—financially. “Little drops of water,” etc. It is not as mysterious to us how they support the magnificent house they live in as how the house supports them. We tolerate S. A. E. as a necessary evil. Ours would be a lonely world without them. E. B.,“ general manager of the rabble, was absent during the season of conquest. Without his persuasive personality the boys were unable to procure more than a comparatively small number of pledges. It did not matter, however, since we had a mild winter this year and the animal heat of the “few they had sufficed in keeping the house at a cozy temperature. To classify the S. A. E.'s would be next to impossible. No two of them arc alike. Their social status rests on the reputations of Christian, Griffin, and Cates. Our space is limited, so we cannot men- tion more prominent S. A. E.’s. If we had no hope for your future we would say: Be an S. A. E. and wear diamonds. (292) Delta Chi Mo$l social fraternities are organized for the purpose of helping their needy brethren to climb from obscurity to butterfly fame. If this was their purpose. Delta Chi's success is questionable, since, so far as we know, most of them are distinguishable from barbarians only by their clothes. Delta Chi is undoubtedly the most acti c chapter with which the university is honored ( ). They are in a class by themselves—Law—even if it isn t to their credit. Show us a Della Chi that is prominent and we will prove you are an inventor. Only Sigma Nus and Alpha Sigma Phis are prominent, especially the Stigma News. They may not be the heroes of our football squad, they may not stand aloof in any athletics, but they arc the undisputed kings with the fair ones. Ask any Frivolity girl. She will stick by her friend. She will even falsify the returns for him. The writer docs not know them intimately, for he usually chooses his associates from the Sigma Alpha Mus and the Alpha Sigma Phis, but he believes in giving credit where credit is due. In this case any possible is necessary. Therefore, credit them, dear reader, with dogged perseverance and bronze-like nerve, because they have recently petitioned again for admission into the bulwarks of Pan-Hellenic. Delta Chi. forgive. Vc pity you for what you are. You have deserved all we have said and more, but we are not heartless enough to do you full justice, and will give you credit for ambition which may by some miracle be satisfied eventually. Kappa Alpha The Kappa Alpha Club is a sister sorority to lire Chi Omega Fraternity. They are guardian angels to one another. One K. A. pays his attentions to a non-Chi—he is considered eccentric by the rest. Many changes have taken place in the Appa Kalpha organization. When all the chapters got together they made a big noise. The convention held at the Phoenix was the most rowdy thing ever conceived by the mind of man. The governing personality of J. P.” was not there to control them, so they romped around in fiendish glee. Fred smoked a cigarette; Owen lost his vanity case; and one of them ventured to suggest getting fixed up with licker. Cosh! The often-heard-of. often-talkcd-of. often-prayed-for but never-seen athlete showed up this year. He was a marvel—phenomenal player and all of that. A sort of sine qua non of the gridiron, as it were (a shining star). He is still pledged Io K. A. Here's one the Sigma Nus didn't get. Congratu- lations. Kappas, you've got a man at last. Perseverance will win. Note—The athlete has left school. He got lonesome. MAN WANTED! Our Kingdom for a Man. (293) Alpha Tau Omega The Alpha Taut used Io have a physical standard. Mentality was never considered. If an A. T. O. has a physique which corresponds, even slightly, with your aesthetic ideal of perfection, he is not an A. T. O. He is a mistake. Any having flat feet (All personal references taken out by censor.) Tradition says they made grades. Present evidence convinces us that it is not tradition, but mythology. If any of their notoriety rested on scholarship, it has rested upon a false foundation. This year they were surpassed in this respect by every Greek union, with the possible exception of Sigma Nu. The grade of A. T. O. is absolute. Laughter is a sign of fugitive wits. All of them laugh. They pledge according to no single standard. Their desire for variegated specimens (Truth too bitter; taken out by copyrcader.) These O. A. T.’s arc the professional lounge lizards. They have no peers. Their abili- ties (?) have been largely directed toward winning the admiration of the co-eds rather than maintaining their usual historic prowess on the gridiron. Various complaints have come from the Patt Hall ingenues that they have no seclusion owing to the proximity of their eerie. The Hall is never blessed with their absence. Co-eds, you have our profoundcst sympathy. Sigma Chi The Sigma Chi Fraternity is a man of medium size, with light hair, water on the knee, blue eyes and a Stroller pin. He has a line that would suffocate an eight-day victrola and an ego that would begin to rival that of any self-important Senior, such as Bromagcn. Sigma Chi is barred from Law. He completed that course with six grades of E -xcellent. Con- sequently, the College of Arts suffered. He never goes to classes, but he has a world of university spirit and stays to keep the Strollers from becoming as obscure as the Sigma Nus. On the subject of dra- matics he is a monomaniac, having gone so far as to room near the Opera House stage. The facility of entrance to the gallery from his window removes all financial limitations on his attendance at the theater and suffices beautifully in satiating his histrionic appetite. They say he smuggles his friends to the roost via his room. Poor as we arc, we have not yet condescended thus to save the paltry shekel. The location of his novel is perfect. There is a stage on one side, where he can live in contentment, and an undertaking establishment on the other, which insures a quick and undisturbing exit when the Stroller play is over. (294) Pi Kappa Alpha When the ten ion of 'I8-M9 closed, a touch of satisfaction possessed the particular and discrimina- tive ones. What wonder, when one man only was left to commit Pi Kappa Alpha for the ensuing year! The paradox of their revival hat proved that there is always room at the bottom. Before the revival of Pi Kapp there wai no doubt as to what was the emptiest fraternity on the campus. Alpha Sigma Phis have a rival now. and although they still hold the nadir of socialdom. we warn them to beware of Pi Kapp. A clever legerdemain it to be admired. Imagine one's admiration of Pi Kapp for shrewdness in snatching pledges. Yet it it virtually unpardonable to trap unsuspecting ones into wearing a badge of distinction (?) from the lime they enter the university until they leave it, thereby annihilating all social opportunities. Whosoever failed to throw away the pledge pin before initiation did so at the expente of his reputation for good judgment. No one threw away hit pin. There can be but one conclusion, innocence. Mississippi was the heroine, having suffered thrice. Kappa Sigma it an afterthought. The management considered them about as worthy of mention as the Delta Chit and decided to put them in. Kappa Sigma is an athletic fraternity (?). If you saw the Kappa Sigma-Phi Delta Theta basketball affair this season, you know that as well at we do. The score was top-heavy in their favor. 1-0, or practically so high. Aecidenlt will happen. They win on points. A point exists only in the imagination. climb. K. S. forgot, when it took unto itself a home, that it was necessary to pledge appropriate men to harmonize with the surroundings. On second thought, it can easily be believed that they did know it was necessary, but what't the utc? Like attracts like. As friends of the “gang. Kappa Sig, we advise the procuring of some money, at least enough to use during rushing season, in order to get what they go after, instead of being forced to lake the remnant rushees of other Greeks. It was a Kappa Sigma who inspired the famed expression attributed to J. Brooks Marlowe: Nobody loves a frat man. NOTE—In concluding the tribute to the fraternities, we should feel ashamed of ourselves if we did not mention all the other social fraternities at the university, i.e.. Sigma Alpha Mu. But space is too valuable to squander. The management considers Kappa Sigma fortunate in being already a member of Pan-Hellenic. That is, if it ever wanted to be a member. They got in when standards were low. Despite their efforts to (295) University Romance Marcaret Ford . . . . Kathleen Oclesby . . Vircinia Helm Milner Amanda Forkner . . . Mary Swinney . . . . Julia Willis........... Henrietta Rocers . . . Marcaret Smith . . . Mary Elizabeth Downinc Jo Evans .............. Louise Mayer . . . . Irene Evans............ Helen Taylor . . . . Clara Blocker .... Mary Helen Whitworth Louise Will............ Adele Slade............ Isabelle Dickey . . . . Mary Heron............. Mary Edith Venable . . Sue Boardman . . . . Lucille Blatz . . . . Gertrude Wallincford . Catherine Tucker . . . Irma Wentzell . . . . Arabelle Ehrlich . . . Thompy Van Deren . . Minnie Jameson . . . . Elizabeth Kimbrough Eucenia Young . . . . Annabelle Hall . . . Mildred Porter . . . . Fan Ratliffe........... . . . . Innocent .... ............Pitiful............ ............Tragic............. . . . No Competition . . . . . . 22 Hours a Day . . . .... Neff Sed ... . ...........Ja«y............... Serious .... . . . Screech -ing . . . . . . Always the Same . . . . . . Long Standing . . . Outside Interruption Present Occupant with Varialions . . Time Out for Meals . . No Time Out for Meals Slim Chance . . . All-Embracing . . . . . . . Doubtful .... . . . . Henpecked .... . . . Once in a While . . . Catch ‘Em Young Promising . No Cinch Scientific . Unclassified . Elevated . Friction . One-Sided . Hopeless Dancing Fools . . Quiet . . Settled Cova Verner Watson ..........Bobby Raible . . . . Everett Elsey . . . Willard Johnson . . . . Clarence Wood . . . J. Burton Prewitt ............Tubby Juett . . . Harry Brailsford . . . Thompson Guthrie ..........The Chapter . . . . Dewey Downing . . John George Heber . . . . Cootie Colus . . . . Jimmy McEwan .............Lee Oldham . . . Oil City Wricht ............Bill Milam .............Jesse Tapp . . . Johnny McKenzie ..........E. E. Kelley . . . . Speedy Propps . . . . Lexington Hi . . . . Cecil Heavrin Handsome Earl Wallace ...............Uva Byrd ............... Several . . . Patrick Campbell . . . Buck Van Deren . . . . Fats Thompson . . . . Fred Aucsburg . . . . Walter Morris . . . Arthur Shanklin . . . Georce Matthews (296) Heart’s Desire There arc poor people, there arc rich people, and there are happy people. Some are poor and happy, some are rich and happy, and there are some who, perhaps, arc neither. But the point is, few today would object if they woke suddenly some morning and found a million dollars hanging suspended from their downy couch or Patt Hall bunk. Pur- suing this line, the following persons were accosted on the campus and asked what they would do if the family lawyer appeared and in frock coat and dignified manner told them that according to their great-great-grandfather's will they were now awarded one million dollars. Their greatest wishes, as newly-made millionaires, arc recorded as follows: Elsie RaCHE............................................................ Strong stage for «esthetic dancing Raymond Connell................................Longer nights, so he won’t have to come in till 4 a. m. Miriam Kinchloe..................Orchestra to accompany her in her early morning solos at Pali Hall Grover Creech..................................To erect a chain of Sigma Nu houses on Winslow Street Margaret Smith ...................................................... Limousine like Bar Faulconer Bob Raiolc......................................................To build a house adjoining Patt Hall John Ceorce Heber .... To lake one of his friends far enough from Pali Hall not to be bothered by Dillard Turner LOUISE Connell.....................................A high school basketball tournament every week-end Arthur Cameron.......................A newspaper in which he can express himself to the fullest extent Victor H. Locan........................Full-length mirror, so he can gsze uninterruptedly into its depths Jane GrecORY .................................................................A new line of dance talk Willard Johnson............................The whole amount to purchase photos of Amanda Forkner Ci.ara Blocker...............................................................A few more hours of Gym Prep Walker...............................................A degree and an entrance certificate into society Mighty MaXSON................................Opportunity to scare Freshmen for the rest of his life “Y. Sec. Owens...........................................................An endless prayer-meeting H RRY Brailsford..........................................................More people to be haughty to (297) Lykelle Poems Ere long a bench-knocker Will be Clara Blocker, A judge with a gonc-away smile. She gets by in Law With her non-tiring jaw, And all of her life is a trial. Watch Patt Hall sway. Fall hard, Kappa A., And break up a house of hearts. But who should fear, With Freddie, the dear. And ‘‘J. P. hurling darts? Says he, Sorry I, That I went Sigma Chi— Now I long to join booze in the grave, Where I‘d see snakes at night. And enjoy burns and fright. Rather than hear Frizzy rave.” Down in the deep Straw tick they sleep. And only come up for a swig: Justs Evans, the Stroller, And one more bones-roller Belong to the frat, Kappa Sig. With case you sec An enormous P. G. On Creech that train time wrote; He'll miss a snore For just one man more— P. G.: Prospective Goat. The Y. W. Day Up Patt Hall way Brings chapter A. T. O. And free lunch there, Served by the fair, Is finished ere they go. Where’er you be, Some Sig Alph E Will soon tell all he knows; And 'fore he’s through Will convince you The “goat herd not knows—grows. What use is Mack Sennet, When with us is Bennett, The Hub on the wheel of fame. He stays pro-hi-bish By the government's wish; In farming he soiled” his name. Old galloping Marg, Like a sea-tossed barge. With the noise of a Lizzie Can, Man-like fought her way In the Strollers one day. And now she’s leading man. (298) Sororities O the “sweet young things.” our modest little Freshman lassies, the first two weeks of school means picture shows, hot fudges, feeds, automobiles, and being “honeyed and “dearied” to a saccharine point beyond any power of imagination, which lifts them far above the clouds and makes them believe that they will actually amount to something after all. But to the hardened upper classmen, the first two weeks of school mean an earthly inferno, in which the fettered spirits linger in purgatorial pain, until the day of reckoning comes and the yes” or “no” tells the story. The first signs of this agony appear when several heads are seen close together and sly glances are sent from one small scared thing to another as they pass along the campus. “Oh, boy, she’s keen,” whispers the passers-by, and then every one knows the fun is on. Wild dashing to and fro, whirring of automobiles, a shriek whistle, and the war in its most Shcrmanlike” attitude claims the campus. Little quills are seen flying around through the air and the pen-drivers, thinking the pen mightier than the sword, begin flaunting their badges before the unknowing new- comers. Of course sweet nothings are whispered (perhaps sour ones, too, for who knows? —certainly not the other Grecians), and the “wamping” in its most concentrated form speaks for itself. Even Theda would rise up in envy at these incomparable foes. Dinner after dinner “is thrown, card parties and teas hold sway, the girls from over the whole state who ever wore badges belonging to that lodge drop in to help out their needy sisters. Such and such a person is coming tomorrow, and maybe she won’t knock those other nuts cold,” says Number I. and a peacock would blush with shame to see himself so outstrutted. Then “so and so” arrives, and such honey heaving is never seen by the eyes of man before. Leaches arc supposed to hang on, but it is a sad day for Mr. Leach when Miss Alumna arrives. “Sncvcr more, says the Leach, and withdraws, leaving the stage to our daring heroine. What tears when Young Prospective walks off the stage. The stage becomes dark and Young Prospect’s-name is never again mentioned in the House of Alfalfa Beta. Of course Apple Jamma voracity couldn't be outdone by a few other nonennilies. and the pepless chapter, with their eyes hitting on “six, start off on a “survival of the fittest” conquest. Everything goes along smoothly in the crimson, buff, and green lodge, and all have a good time spending their yearly allowance in two weeks (until some unknown quantity imports a few mothers of the rushees, and the usual “politicking starts). Then’s when Ananias meets his “Waterloo,” and even George Washington couldn’t tell lies from the truth. The “unknowns” told mother one story, with perhaps a few unnecessary elaborations, and the Apple Jammas breeze another. Anyhow, we had lots of fun waiting for results—and—just what happened—why those kids just (299) made cider of that instigating bunch and stood off calmly enjoying themselves, watching the wheels go round, and “thipping thider thru a thraw.” Katcha Celt for Kappa Delt was the motto, and the dust sho’ boy did fly. Talk about your Bolshevism—well, they didn’t go over on the other side, but they had all the law allows and then some, maybe. Journalism ruled the day, and the “green and whites” fell to. One by one they took them, one by one they nooked them, one by one they caught them, and one by one they bought them. Of course the stories of their life had to be told, how fair and square they had been, and how recklessly the others sinned. Speaking of politics, the House of Katty, Katty Gamblers surely missed their calling when they stayed out of the Law department. Perhaps they thought they were fine enough in their own good way, for who could think up a more ingenious plan than dividing a house against itself? (Butterflies on one side and dark-horses on the other). Naturally, in warm weather butterflies flit about, and just as naturally dark horses are kept under cover, coming up just often enough for air. Fur coats, oil wells, and beaux listen big, so we used them. Automobiles arc a great asset, and that spoofy chatter led the lambs to the slaughter. But just the same they got there—and what a gathering as was there. The wandering tribes of Israel were allowed to return to their own, and with disbelieving eyes we beheld the beribboned girls. Shy Omega showed up well in the first two heats, but was scratched .in the third. . Betty, the chief mogul, didn’t come on to the field until late, and then tries to dope the other entries and tie the “red” ribbon for first. But Katty, who had been warming up all season, had the goods on them, and walked away with the “blue” flying high—all the titles had been gobbled up, and when “they ain’t no fish, what’s the use of a line?” Of course they brought out their family trees and talked about dead alumnae, but young education couldn’t be touched and poor old Shy walked out to “Tap taps.” After Votin’ in the Chapel in the Mornin’ (With Apologia to Kipling and Other Poets') What arc the girls a-smilin' for? said Frcshie-on-Parade. 1 o get your vote, to get your vote, the Wise Old-Timer said. What makes ’em bow and smile so sweet? said Frcshie-on-Parade. Perhaps it’s 'cause they love you so,” the Wise Old-Timer said. For they’re votin' in the morning on Kentucky's beauty team; Don't think that you’re the only one on whom the beauties beam. Don’t think they’re so d—n friendly, son—'they’re not just what they seem; 'Cause they're votin' in the chapel in the mornin'. “Why don't they smile at me the same? said Freshie-on-Parade. Because your vote don't count much now, the Wise Old-Timer said. “Why do they pass me up like that? said Frcshie-on-Parade. Because you’ve ceased to be of use, the Wise Old-Timer said. For they’re through with all the Freshics—the winning beauty team— Now that the votes arc counted, they have no need to beam; And you’re not so all-fired popular as you've been made to seem, After votin’ in the chapel in the mornin’. (300) “Eat. Drink and be Merry” OR “Why Worry About Expenses” A Comedy in One Act, Written Especially for the Pan-Hellenic Council Scene—A N. Y. Frat House. Time—1919. Act I. (As the curtain rises the eight members of the Pan-Hellenic Council are seen seated around a table; dance programs, sheets of paper coVercd with meaningless figures, music contracts and a diagram of table decorations with long menu attached are seen scattered about.) Representative “A”: “Gentlemen, as you all know, it has long been a custom for the honorable gentlemen occupying the important position we do to make some provision for entertainment; following this time-honored custom, I propose that we raise funds by some means and then throw what the uneducated would call a feed. If there is anything left we will probably arrange a dance to show our appreciation for the honor accorded us.” Rcprescn. “B : “Mr. ‘A’ has hit the nail squarely on the head, and I for one, wish to endorse what he has uttered, especially the first part.” Rcpresen. “C”: “Righto!” Represen. “D,” “E,” “F,” “G” and “H”: “Hear! Hear!” Represen. “F”: Perhaps it would be advisable to appoint committees to handle some of the more complicated aspects of the work, for by this method no one will be responsible, and if things don’t work as planned—well, we should worry.” Represen. “A”: “Your point is well taken. I will appoint committees to look after the dance and other minor details and the Whole Council will attend to the banquet feature. Remember, you men who are forced to handle the dance, go easy with the funds. The fiddler must be paid and the .fiddler’s backers must eat. We realize that it is not our money we spend but the mezuma that would otherwise go to the banquet. Have a care, else we may suffer.” Reprcscn. “D : “But, Mr. ‘A,’ last year and year before the Council threw a feast that was a corker. Shouldn’t we keep up the work?” Rcprescn. “G”: “I agree with Mr. T).’ I .think that this-year we should throw a. party;'lhat' would cast.all previous -.undertakings in.the shade.” Rcpresen. “C”: “Pardon the interruption, but do you mean the dance by your expression ‘party’?” All Represen.: “Ha, ha, ha! Wake up, Mr. ‘C’!” (302) Represen. A : For your benefit, Mr. ‘C,’ I’ll state that the dance is a minor matter than can be settled at the last moment. What we’re interested in is the feed.” Reprcsen. F, G, ’ and H”: “Now you’re talking!” Rcprescn. G : “Is the dance, to which some one referred a moment ago, to be formal or informal?” Represen. A : “That is a matter for us to decide. I have no dress suit, but our chapter wishes the dance to be formal. Unless some provision is made whereby dress suits can be counted in the regular running expenses, I for one desire to vote informal.” Reprcsen. F” and C”: “Let’s make it informal. Represen. A”: Then informal it is.” Reprcsen. B”: “If anyone asks what is going to happen and what the dance is likely to cost, what shall we answer?” Represcn. F”: “We will be able to give only approximate figures—anywhere within twenty dollars will do. The hall will cost fifty or a hundred; the music fifty or eighty; the decorations nine or sixty-three;'the chaperone’s supper eleven or seventy-one; the chaperone’s taxis eighteen or forty-seven; the programs thirty-four or two hundred and six; the whisky for Smith forty-three or nineteen; the printing—oh, you know how things change in price. Approximately, that’s the word to use.” Represen. “G”: “As a member of the Program Committee, do you think that it is necessary that I make arrangements for the programs or let some one else do it?” Represen. “A”: “Not absolutely. Any one can attend to that.” Reprcsen. “H”: “As a member of the Hall Committee, do you think I should find out what the hotel will cost?” Represen. “A”: “Certainly not. We have plenty of money, or, I mean, we can get plenty. Let such matters take care of themselves. Don’t worry.” Represen. “C”: I move that if there is no further business we adjourn to meet six times next week to lay out for the after-dance banquet and to transact whatever business may come up regarding the dance we’re forced to give.” Represen. “A : We will adjourn to meet in accordance with the motion just made. Meanwhile, remember our motto: Eat, drink and be merry, for we don’t foot the bills! We now stand adjourned.” (303) P The Kentucky Kernel UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY VOL X LEXINCTON. KY.. OCTOBER 15. No. 4 CHI OMEGA BRANCH OF MAYSVILLE FRATERNITY PLEDGES LEXINGTON GIRL (XU) The Fresh Girl Talks in Her Sleep Tall and handsome he mini be If he care the heart of me. Other things I do request Are that he loves none the rest; A money maniac shall be, But not love money much as me; Always lakes MF. to the shows. Or a:k me first before he goes; Lips that must be heaven kissed Which no one save I have blissed; Dreamy eyes that make you feel Like for joy you want to squeal. Darling-sweet in every way Must be the man when yes I say. He cannot smoke or use his rum. And with no horrid men shall bum. Heaven's sake and gracious no Shall he with other girlies go. J The Lonk of Garthygingle Oh. the hispid hippocamus, Wrathing in his trimful sloon. With his jaslic Irombonatus Shram upon his shrimmy strune. Suddenly the midgy wimples fvlungcd upon the clungid fluke. Ditbered at his slubby lolops. As they wamped around the schook. Then the mighty Tomborastus Asked the fudgy wimples why They were lunking in his trungeon. Funging in his shilling phy. Like the squnnk of loome to dundcr Came the wimples’ frump retort. “Schugslic, mighty Tomborastus. How the hink you do shavorl.” Then the mighty Tomborastus Rose up in his trimful sloon. Squonged them in his porcolopsis, Cizzcd them in his trumzid scoon. Younths have passed since all this happened. But forever to this day In the wimples 'wagonastus Tomborastus has his way. —Simps. f We Wonder— 1. Why the Art Editor’s name is so well known? 2. Who made the border on the 1919 “Kentuckian”? 3. Why the Editor and Business Manager left school in the middle of the year? 4. Why Garred was elected Class Grumbler? 3. Why the thirteens are mystic? 6. Who will take Dot’s place in the Popularity Contest next year? 7. Who will be the Law candidate for popularity next year? 8. Also who likes their taste? 9. How Bobby” Raible can be in love with a girl? 10. Why the Sigma Nu Basketeers prefer the Tournament Cup to the “K”? J 1. Why this section is so rotten ? 12. If you could improve it? (use this space) (306) My Roommate My bunkic't a wearisome creature—1 fear he will drive me intone. I-or he careless and thoughtless and graceless, immoral and rough and profane. He gelt up in the morning and put� on a pair of my ho� e. My � hirl and my tic and my collar, and smears up the room a� he goes. He get� all my book� and my pencil, and copict the problems I've done, And the teacher � ay� he'� a wonder and I'm a son-of-a-gun. He' awfully cro� � when I'm happy, and awfully gay when I'm blue; He'� poking fun when I study, and poking my head when I'm through. He comet in at night when I'm � !eepy and punches my rib� till I'm tore. Then he putt in the night-time blowing a foghorn that's known at a snore. I beg him, 1 implore him to cut it out, and threaten to kill him each day; But he keep up hit horrible tumult in the tame irreprettible way. But. despite all hit fault and failings, he’s a wonderful gink. 1 admit. For though the most of his make-up is nonsense, in the middle I know he is grit. Wherever, whenever he travels, no matter what places he treads. He covers the world in the sunshine of the far-reaching grin that he spreads. Though he musses, and fusses, and cusses; though he talks in his sleep and he snores. He's the kind of a bunkie 1 love, for his heart's big as all out-of-doors. Memories Last night At dusk, as I Slipped homeward Across the deserted Campus. I paused a Moment, and methought I Heard a cry of “Water! Straightway a hundred Smiling facet filled the Empty windows, and the Swish of falling water And the sound of laughter Came to my ears. Then all Grew quiet, and The hollow, empty Windows glared down At me. and I was filled With an inexpreisible Sadness. I know not why. In Memory of Ye Olde Whistle O how I miss you every morn, Dear old pal o’ mine. 'Twas your gcnllc «one that lifted me From my slumbers ev'ry time You announced to me a day of work With the rising of the sun, And cheerfully you told me When my day’s work was done. For years your expended energy Has been a source of delight, And just for sport, now and then We’d tie you down at night. But now that you are forever gone, I'll write this short epistle. And tell the world we miss you, You darling old steam whistle. (308) All-University Eleven Wc lake this occasion lo -formerly announce Coach Gill’s All-University Eleven for the 1919 season: ; DIXON. Center His work as a budding literary gcniui would aid the publicity of the team. In the last game with Morton's Free Running Salt he furnished absolutely no oppo.ilion to his opponents. They ran at will all over the field. BARNES. Right Guard On every team there should be at least one pious soul. Barnes is perfectly fitted for this job, having had experience as a Y. W. C. A. Blue Ridge delegate. In the last game with Mellon's Food he was the outstanding absorbent. SALMON. Left Cuord Salmon, better known as ‘Canned,’’ would aid the team toward despondency. He would also amuse the ladies. He showed up well ns a member of Heinz 57 varieties. He was .58. NEFF. Left Tackle ' Morlick s Malted Milk, as he is called, would furnish the sublime element for the team. He has always been famous as a tackle, especially with the ladies; he tackles them around the neck. SCOGGEN JONES. Right Tackle This Freshman's light fantastic footwork and unusually disastrous-looking face should make him one of the pillars of the team. In the last game with Van Camp's Pork and Beans, he devoured many of them. CHARLIE CLAY. Right End His work in the last game with Hominy Grits was notable. He literally ate them alive. The leather leggings and things inside of them would turn them into epileptics, that is if his face did not. As an end of the human race, he is without a peer. RED HUCKLE. Left End He can lie down across the field and take them in. In the game with Holsom Bread, he caught the All-American Baking Powder after a long dash down the alimentary canal. MARGARET SMITH. Quarterback In the game with China Ware. Plate Glassuate School, there were two casualties and two seriously injured. She talked two to death and the arms off of two others. Because of her servingerousness in calling signals, several of our men were deaf for a week following the game. Even with the absence of shoulder pads. etc., she showed unusually good form. BOB RAIBLE. Right Half The affectionate, untiring disposition of this man is needed on a championship team. With his blaclo-ribboncd nose glasses he could readily foresee the coming plays of his opponents. In the game with Rosebud Matches he shone like a comet. JOHN HEAD. Left Half His hypnotic eye would be a baffling mystery to the opponents; he would put them in a trance. His unlimited knowledge of streptococci would aid him in grandstand plays. r - bob MITCHELL. Fullback His years of experience and knowledge of plays of years ago would aid the team in case of authentic difficulties. If you know his face you can readily see why his opponent, become raving maniacs before the game is over. 009) The End of the Day HE End of a Perfect Day” was not written, as we write this, after the completion of a college year-book, nor does this parting word stand at the end of a perfect annual. Forv weeks we have wished for the end; to-night we dread it. You friends who criticise, as we know you will, remember that you gave us the pen with which to write, and that the ink we used was not of our own choosing. The pen- manship is imperfect, we know; that is our fault, and a grievous one. Would that we had been worthier of the pen! In this volume it has been our endeavor to make real the life at old State, so that in future years, as you blow the dust from the long undis- turbed covers and turn its pages with smiling curiosity, the golden days of youth spent among the friends and scenes we have gathered here may be recalled to you, and smile and tear mingle as you wander back through Memory’s gate into the' land of the Long Ago. If what we have done here with the best of our effort shall do this in but a single instance, we shall have had our reward. We ask nothing but that your criticism be open and your judgment merciful. All Wool Guaranteed See Our Window Display Copyright 1919 Ilart Schuff.-.cr Marx KAUFMAN CLOTHING COMPANY Incorporated Hart, Schaffner and Marx and Ashland Suits and Topcoats We are showing the newest and best designs in all the spring colors of blue, green, etc. Close-fitting styles, hand tailored for men who arc particular. 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OCTOBER I—First practice game of the season; audience small but select. 3—First football rally held in chapel; Juniors distinguish themselves by their absence. 3— (Night)—Bonfire postponed on account of indisposition of the Freshmen. 4— Kentucky beats Georgetown, as usual. 6— Amalgamation of the Home Ec and Ag Societies; the Aggies must to have been hungry, but who would live without a woman ? 7— Professor Wolf makes memorable address in chapel. Kentucky's football spirit com- pared to a Woolworth wrist watch. (Of course, he didn't mean it.) II—Indiana game, the result you know. 13—Freshman Class meeting to elect class presi- dent; no result. 13—Evening—English Club holds weinie roast on campus. Engineers get square meal. Pri- vate dance held afterward in the band room. Kentucky Jazz Orchestra furnishing the music. Chaperon, Miss Jewell. 17— Kentuckian dance; financially a success. 18— Business manager orders Ford. 21— Freshman Class meets to elect president; still no result. 24— Tug-of-war; annual Soph swim. 25— Scwanee game; Kentucky victorious. 25—(Night)—Philosophian circus; you ought to have seen it. Oh, boy! It was (censored by the editor). 27—Frosh Class fight continued. Arts and Sci- cncc-Ag candidate victorious. 27— (Night)—Senior Court holds first trial. 28— Officers of S. C. resign. 29— Senior Court dismissed. 30— Frosh Class president leaves school. 31— Pre-Meds hold weinie roast. Hot dog! Some diet for doctors! 31—(Night)—Stroller amateur night; faculty entertains students; a new genius is discov- ered in ranks of Seniors. NOVEMBER I—Vandy game; result, a touchdown minus two feet in favor of Kentucky. 5— Hypnotic Bureau started; Professor Head, director. 6— Hypnotic Bureau placed under ban by fac- ulty. 7— H. B. closed. 8— University of Cincinnati game; result, busted. 10—Freshman Class meets again to elect presi- dent. 15—Centre game. What a time we had! 18—President at home to students. 21— Staff and Crown reception; Women’s Pan- Hellenic banquet; Stroller lea. Our busy day. 22— Interclass championship football game; Sen- iors win. Why not? 24—White's representative arrives to take the annual pictures. Why the pink tic and green socks? We don't see your feet. 27—(Turkey Day)—Tennessee game; leers lose. Volun- THE E. C. CHRISTIAN MUSIC CO. Everything Pertaining to Music Moving, Tuning, Repairing and Refinishing Pianos a Specialty Pianos Records Player Pianos Player Rolls Columbia Grafonolas Musical Instruments Aeolian-Vocalion Sheet Music Telephone 592 Established 1899 205-207 EAST MAIN LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY H. M. Frazer . C. K. 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JANUARY 13— Referendum vote; Kentucky favors league. 22—Poor Fish receive deserved recognition in the columns of the Kentucky Kernel. 24—Exams; result, ask Frizzy. 30— Second Freshman Class president leaves school. 31— Ed’s Ford arrives; he takes Jesse's girl rid- ing. Result, ask Isabelle. FEBRUARY 1— D. C. holds annual reception for Flunks. 2— We arc again resigned; result, $17.50, plus lab damages. 7—Cadet hop; non-university men invited not to return. 14— Poor Fish entertain Fishlcls. 15— Clubs, organizations, etc., pay for annual pictures. 15— (Night)—Editor-in-chief of Kentuckian orders Ford. 21— Annual military ball; characterized by unique display of uniforms. 22— (Sunday)—Washington's Birthday. Tough luck! MARCH I—State Oratorical Contest; we win. 3— Southern Oratorical Contest; we win again. 6— Cadet hop; as many stags as ever. 8—Jesse’s Ford arrives. 13— K. A. dance. 14— 700 annuals sold at an enormous profit. 14—(Night)—Editor and business manager take dinner at Phoenix. 19—Tau Beta Pi dance. APRIL 1— April Fools’ Day; outdoor classes in cam- puslry resumed. 2— Alpha Ze!a dance. 4— Easter Sunday. 5— The Easter holiday we didn’t get. 8— The Stroller play; Frizzy’s last lead. 16— Junior prom. JUNE 7— The Seniors’ bawl. 9— Seniors’ farewell. (328) WRITE TO US WHEN IN NEED OF THE FOLLOWING: Wedding Invitations, Dance Programs or Invitations, Engraved Cards College Pennants, College Pillows, Memory Books College Annuals, Kodak Books, Caps and Gowns Waterman Fountain Pens, Crane’s Stationery UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Basement Main Building J. F. Battaile, ’08, Mgr. University of Ky. 233 WEST SHORT STREET Our 1920 Annuals Univcrtily of Alabama, Vanderbilt l niversity. Trinity College, Univer ity of Kentucky. Tulanc University, Louisiana Slate University, Alabama Poly- technic Institute, University of South Carolina. Maryville College. 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