University of Kansas School of Medicine - Jayhawker MD Yearbook (Kansas City, KS)

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MAKE A FOOL UF YOUR SHELF' a s f Q' I J Ip Q HIIIIIILK Heck no We re not fools Why7 Do we look luke fools? FILL IT WITH BACK ISSUES UF THE JAYHAWKER M D ON SALE AT THE KUMC STUDENT UNION OR THROUGH THE YEARBOOK OFFICE Only a few copres of the followmg Issues remam so order your copy today 1974 Mahlon Delp Edltlon 1973 Medrcal Illustrated 1972 Underground Edltron 1956 Jayhawker M D Send cash, check, or money order to THE JAYHAWKER M D LETTERS DEPT B991 Q MA ' Bl NMI' My 4 LAST JAYHAWKER M D 7 You can t be serrous' The cover says this IS the LAST of the Jayhawker M D Are you going to deprive the world of thus great masterpiece of llterature7 G I Hackaway M D For the last year or two we have found Ilttle notes telling us that the name of the yearbook should be changed to allow more students at KUMC to be Included Suggestions are JAY HAWKER K C JAYHAWKER KUMC JAY HAWKER M D R N or THE K C JAY HAWKER By changing the name there IS a chance that In the future we could sell a few more yearbooks and we would do anything to sell a few more copies and get some extra cash TRASH' You ve done If agam Nothing but trash poor taste and suck humor a total desecration of a noble professlon Are you people ever going to take your job serlously7 Lee Ky Bladder M D Yes when the whole world has a sense of humor like yours DULL BORES I am a student nurse and I read the JAY HAWKER M D occasslonally I have gone out with several med studs lwhat a laughl and I ve found them to be so tied up In their profession that they know absolutely nothlng about the worl outside It In reality, they are shan-uw, dull bores, and many of them can't even utter a simple, gramatlcally correct sentence Helen Trueheart ABSENTMINDEDNESS A PAIN' I don t know what s the matter with me lately I ve been gettmg awfully sloppy and forgetful After sewrng up my pa tlents I always seem to have some sllly thmg left over A llver a gall bladder navel things luke that This IS very embarrassing to me I also have lately been talkmg to my toy dog a practice I gave up years ago What should I do C Hardpm M D Use care and drscretlon After each operatlon have another physician or medical student self wlth extra parts post op you owe rt to yourself and to humamty to glve up your career and start wrrtmg authorltatlve med: cal artrcles for the READER S DIGEST LATE Late agam' Why can t you people get the yearbook out on time Phlay Ming Azzol M D Next tlme you get a notlce In your mall askrng for your help on the yearbook you might try takmg If seriously NEW CAMERA Tell me a little about this new camera that was purchased through student actlvrty fees The camera you re askmg about was purchased through the efforts of the yearbook busxness manager The camera rs available on a flrst come first serve basis to all KUMC students It rs a 35 mm single lens reflex camera with bullt rn lrght meter and a rechargable auto matrc strob llght lnstructrons for Its use are available I .. x . 1 I I , . f - , 'I y , . . tl, I :W - L . I fs Q It Ql ' L . I . 7 if -- I r , - I . . l . . Egg X ,'l'l'l' ' . .r EQ: ' ' 5 1 1 Q, U ' . . . .-Hbx :of '. H H .. ' 1 Q ' U . . I . I I ,as T, . . . L T IM, . , , . check yourwork,Then, if you still find your- my if E I 1 . D I . I 4' v . 1 V i ' ' I - 'I I I . ' . I - l BOX 5128, KUMC, K C , Ks Cost is 3512.00 lwill hagglel We possrbly cannot rmaglne, of all places where, this false impression, you got it from, at.

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JI-IYHIISWKER Forrest Pommerenke, editor-in-chief. Greg Thatcher, Med. II. editor Dave Buch- ner, Med. I. editor. Sharon Thate, nursing editor. Robert Alieman, business mana- ger. Robert Wagner, sales manager. A.J. Parmet, darkroom and photography. Kelly Hart, Med. III photography. Barry Nickell, Med. ll photography. Margaret Nickell, Med. I. photography. Devorah Davis, Nursing photography. Stephanie Sachen, and Susan Chiles, Nursing photography and composition. Plus several others from each class, recognized in different sections of the book. ' DEPARTMENTS JAYHAWKER, M.D. AWARD .............. .... 4 RESIDENT TEACHER AWARDS ........ .... NARROW MINDED THINKING DEPT .... ..... ADMINISTRATION DEPT ........... .... SILVER STALLION ............... .... CLINICAL FACULTY ... HOUSE STAPH ......................... .... MISCELLANEOUS DEPT ..................... .... K.C. VETERANS ANDMINISTRATION DEPT .... .... SENIOR CLASS OF 1975 ................... .... Senior Formals ....................... . . . Senior semi-formals ......... .... Senior candids SI internships ....... . . . IVIED. II .......................... . . . PTLTATYTZTETBTRTA Interview ... ... MED. I .................................... . .. NURSING FACULTY ......................... ... SENIOR NURSING STUDENTS, CLASS OF 1975 .... ... JAYHAWKER, R.N. AWARD ..................... ... JUNIOR NURSING STUDENTS, CLASS OF 1976 ..... ... DIETETIC INTERNS ........................ I. ... PHYSICAL THERAPY ...................... ... ADVERTISEMENTS ........ A PICTURE EDITORIAL ...... --- IVIORE ADVERTISEMENTS .... --- PREPUCE There are MAD things done that are seldom fun, by those of the medical fold, . . and the ER nights have seen weird sights that would make your blood run cold. The outpatient rooms have held far out goons, but the MADEST you'll ever see, are those poor freaks, who week after week, work on the JAYHAWKER, M.D. 6 8 10 13 14 56 62 63 64 66 83 88 96 114 You've been in PATH. too long Dept ... .. . 162 170 167 196 210 211 212 224 225 VITAL FEATURES' y JAYI-IAWKER, IvI.D., .X 'AWAFIDU -- ROBERT HUDSON, IVIQD It I fps-4'I 56? . I f I I ff' I -Y 'T SILVER STALLION g AWARD , , I .- It S THREEYEAFINI I ,I . I CURRICULUM - I CREATIVESX-RAYS-' I ' TH E KCVAH , If you love socialized medicine I you'II love the' VAH! pg. 64 RADIOLOGY DEPT. 1 , I pg.I46f,' LARGEST SENIOR ,CLASS GRADUATES! I pg. 64 A

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PURE WATER As a concerned member of Gomers for Pure Water, I feel I must implore you to use your influence to persuade all Amer- icans to wear Waders. Kimmle Steele Wilson We share your concern for this grave national problem but due to the energy shortage and the high cost of rubber, we feel that this would not be in the national interest at this time. If you want to really help we suggest that you wear plastic shorts and help con serve our nation s gas supply , , .4 .4 -LX I WHY NDT HAVE THE NEXT EDITION DF THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CENTER YEARBDDK SENT DIRECTLY TD YDUR HDUSE DR DFFICE? I 5 'K If W Q eff .. Q- AV-6' '0' J' f 'TU ' ' ' 15-H119 I I . - 'X' . -Inf-?Iff' ' 'f1Q155g-az: '1S2ff:3-I PAV fo: .lwgbqqx .ff 0 if W ffflfw t'1' I., I x 55 .o . 00 14 I ' 0 ' f' if I I' o S N., , f G, ' ' f .1-5 ' im 0 4' ' n-I X Q 57 i v '41 001, V ' 2 Is- QL' S , . 'D ff - if xg 0 I Q- 'Giz?2'?n A gm , . ..'Q3,f,-Q -2 ' Q 0 A ,mi li ao to I s yu i . f I '--1 ' 'N S :', Q :-T' we e. - We M N -if 'wif f -- ' . 4 - 'ga . Q AQ. ! , 1 .-.-,, .T -f ' 1 W' W! ' t- What, . . me a Doc? MUSH ROOIVIS? For the past three years I have had this ridiculous notion that l am a mushroom. Where could this idea have come from? This syndrome is very common in many med- ical schools with three year programs. You and many others students feel this way be- cause for the last three years you have been kept in the dark and fed nothing but crap' DRDER NEXT YEARS CDPY TDDAY! JAYHAWKER M.D. Box 5128 KUMC KANSAS CITY, Ks. CITY STATE .L...-. NAME ADDRESSl-...-1 BILL ME. ENCLOSED IS PAYMENT: 310.00 PER COPY. POSTAGE PAID.