University of Kansas School of Medicine - Jayhawker MD Yearbook (Kansas City, KS)

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,lt 77. ,, l ii I Th 'V l e Name of the Game Defi.: l D 0 - 1. Take a double dose of Compazine and force yourself to laugh at Dr. Fiomig's pun's and jokes. Better yet, think of one yourself. ' 2. Before starting Pulmonary Medicine, take ten 50 yard winds sprints a day for a week,. .so you'll be able to keep up with Dr. Ruth on rounds. 3. Wear asbestos underwear and begin prophylactic use of Preparation H one week prior to starting Dr. Azarnoff's service. 4. When an interesting patient is about to be admitted, meet him in the admitting office so you'll be the first to work him up, even though it's someone else that's up for the next patient. N 5. Try to get on Dr. HoIme's service,. . .you might get in- spired enough to work a little harder. 6. Know who pitched in the 1927 world series, how many games behind the Royals are, and who the latest Football Hall of Fame members are when you are on Dr. Allen's service. 7. Before starting your VAH rotation, memorize the ATYPICAL diseases you MAY encounter there i.e., COPD, cirrhosis, tertiary syphilis, active TB, and inadequate person- ality. 8. Be sure you let your staff man know that you plan to specialize in his particular field of research,. .also, set up an elective ,module with him in the future but drop it as soon as the grades are in. 9. Review charts of other students' patients on your service and ask obscure lab values from three weeks ago while on rounds with the attending staff. 10. When leaving the floor, make certain that the chief resident can reach you in the library. 11. When asked by a resident where a fellow student can be found, tell him that you last saw him asleep in the library. 12. When doing your own EKG's make sure that you get it all on a strip less than four feet Iong,..Your resident will love you for it. '- How T0 GET A suv 1 , l E A ?, vi , 3 H Front Row: Drs. Dunn, Grantham, Bolinger, Liu, Greenberger, Ruth, Azarnoffjifch tier. Third Row: Lewis, Arvanitakis, Huffmann, Amare, Hudson. Fourth Row: DWFSF mer. Sixth Row: Godfrey, Santiago, Stephens. Not Pictured: Drs. Bill E. Fiubin,-lllffm Stien, Phlay Ming Azol, Hemor Fioids. -1