University High School - Tower Yearbook (Carbondale, IL)

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Wilburforce, Get Off That Horse - Bud Murray Don't Believe Everything You Hear - Margie Evans You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby - Barb Kauth All or Nothing At All -joan Saylor Don't Take Your Love From Me -Irv Tick I Want a Girl, just Like the Girl, That Married Dear Old Dad -jim Terrill When Irish Eyes Are Smiling - Katherine Davis Time Waits For No One --joan Kupfer fas she walks into study hall late, Slender, Tender, and Tall -Oleta Lanigan This Is The Army -Gene Murray It's Love, Love, Love -Burtie Mercier Cecilia - Celia Smith And then we overheard such snatches of conversation as this in the Co-op and Kao-Ko Shop: Nan Brown: Community has .rome good points! JoAnn Marshall: But my dog'r name's Scotty. Johnny Malmburg: But look here, T. E., I believe Einstein made a mistake. Marilyn Meents: I'll take cake a la mode. Lester Martin: But, Alva, this blueprint of yours is all wrong. Betty Robinson: I didn't do it. Dick Stoik: What are you doing Friday night, huh? And, oh yes, and, by the way, Didja Know That- Alfred Haeffle worked at the State Farm on roller skates? Bob Hout came to U. High from B. H. S.? ' Maurice and Maureen Jones are twins? Edward Cunningham worked at the Normal Theater and expects to go into partnership with Mr. Kupfer any day now? Betty Brown has made a rapid improvement in Latin? And now for some jokes taken exclusively from Dave Brazelton's little black joke book, copyrighted .... Fortune Teller: Ha, ha, ha. I can tell the past, present, and future. Ha, ha, ha. Eldon Rupp: Well, who are you, anyway? Fortune Teller: A Happy Medium. Duane Vanderwater: Dean, why do bees itch? Dean Scott: I don't know. Why? Duane: You'd itch, too, if you had hives. Betty Soucy: You have to hand it to Venus DeMilo when it comes to eating. Betty Streenz: Why, Betty? Betty Soucy: How else could she get it?

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fl And now, kids, that you come to think of it, ' 'M ,w , , ' v ru, Did You Ever See - I V llf, Mr. Peithman-iwithout his briefcase? tiff U. Sl Hi'stoi'yi'without tests? 'VU Ml- Rupp without Beeler? I H I johnny Wroan miss a 'free throwl?f'l 'l Fred Gardner without his' hair combed? U. High without Corn? v 1 I V Q 4 Steve Sample without his trombone on 'aj Monday mornings? 'I fs Ted Crihfreld without spunk? A Bill Ewing without a wink? Pollyanna without Wanda? Charlotte Geske without a smile? . 'V Dorothy Stone without her knitting? Gerald Wack without Lee? . joan Fleming without geometry 8lflSWCfS?,5' John Holmes without an A','? .1 Angeline Kenyon without her music? A ' A Clifford Wall without wondering if, itfs'really Don? ' Barbara Williams without her apron?.gy I Harry Ziegler without his green and pants? ' Elaine Carlock without Harry's jacket? r Dibby Dalton without her history book? After further census to find more material for this column, the edito the following people listening to the following songs in the Go-op: I,aVonne Cooper- Bonnie Lies :Over the Ocean Tim Downing- One Meat Ball V ' M ,, V I Clint Short- I Came Here to Talk for fBatesj The Band - Holiday:for Strirrgsf. Mr. Peithman - Take It Slow: Dorothy Lamm- You Made Me Love You George Harris- I Wish I Had a Dime ' V Alice Stanbery- Song of General'Platolf's Don Cossacks Agnes Watson- He's My Guy Kenny Keighin- Going My Way 'f ' T Patty Hollowell- Bobby Sox Tune Roy Underwood - I Dream of '1eanie ' ii' Dave Lewis - Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby? l Audrey Brust- And the Angels Sing ' ' ' Gretchen Gottschalk- Give Me'iSome Men ' Peggy Minch - Who ? -I-im Day- 'Somebody Loves Me joan Mercier- Here I Go Again Eileen Miller- Candy Betty Mallory- She Wears a Pair of Silver Wings . Q.. B.. . ,Q . .l ' crowded.Main Street bus on rs discovered