University High School - Tower Yearbook (Carbondale, IL)

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This last mummy ease of confessions has a bigger punch for us even than the secret desires of the faculty members onee published in the Egyptian. Who would have dreamed the thoughts of the students rau thusly? Students' Secret Desires Discovered PAULINE SORGEN . MARJORY WHAM . CURTIS HILL . BYFORD WEBB . DOROTHY JONES . JOAN LoUzEAY . Doc ADLESS . ROSCOE Busci-I . GEORGE WELLS . CARL WRIGHT . FREDDY HALLIGAN . JUANITA RICHARDSON DEAN GOETZ . FRANK EOVALDI . HERBERT BRICKER . DAN FOLEY . BUDDY HODGE . to Win first prize at a Housewive's Fair for the very best cake. to go where the male specie was extinct. wants to be caretaker of a zoo-Monkey Section. fWouldn't the monkeys get a kick out of Curtis?j to be a professional tap-dancer, and a real banjoist. to pose for W. T. Benda masks. to be a fire chief, and go to Te's. to operate a wig-shoppe Where he would have access to all the moustaches, searching' diligently until he found one that would suit Helen. to spend every summer selling Harper Bazaar's and dat- ing Ebby. to grow bigger than Bill Howe. to have a girl always near divinely tall and divinely fair. ' ' to be, besides Frankie Trambauer, the greatest musician from Carbondale. to be a good doctor's assistant. to be present at other programs than Freshmen Hops and programs. i to make chapel speeches every Spring. do something mischievous like going out and ringing doorbells. to be always a little boy. to have George Boos, Louis Taylor, and Dan Foley back as the old Musketeers. Two Hundred Seventeen I WIT- gl . .,5!gx,,-Mi rf, NHC I ay, i , A ,Q iii 'if' 1'- -,vri I i f i lit. N.- - , 1 ' rf 31.1 , n g- ' U A :fir U W ',, 5- ji' ' 'jjf ' H ' 2 h 3 ?1 '-Fafiii V' sg . . ge. f r -.r iff

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Then in the severest handwriting we find an official-looking document. We didn't know there was really a reason: W hy I Became a Boxer By HBLACKSHIRTU CANADA My parents wanted me to be a painter, but since my talent ran to coloring eyes on persons, rather than on canvas, they decided that I must surely be destined for a doctor's life. No amount of bloody noses, or even my own, upset me in the least. They allowed me to tear savagely at any chance creature coming in my way, sure I was only getting practical M. D. ability. I came to S. I. N. U. I Went out for foot-ball, and for some reason my opponent got an idea I might have boxer's skill someday, if rightly trained. Mac liked the idea, but lost no sleep over my coming glory. De Gi was smaller, and the mightier. I give him credit. I owe all my success to my mother, however. She never told me I'd spoil my beauty. She never fainted when I came in all tattered and torn. She never admitted to the neighbors and my opponents that I was wrong. With Payne as my local manager, and Red MacGowan boosting, can Tunney even have a chance to come back against me? qBut here, what is this? How to Be the Most Popular Young Lady on S. I. N. U. Campus By JANE FEDERER AND M1DGE WHITESIDE Girls, you must know your type, and carry it out. Swain's Ladies Store will help you. You must have personality plus. Read Fifteen Minutes a Day shelf of books and you Will be able to talk brilliantly on any subject. You must be a good mixer, so be social in the mecca of the rating student. olive Soap. Your hands are one half of your beauty, and expression of your inner self. Try Hind's Lotion, and Cutex in sixty-cent packages. You must be a good mixer so be social in the mecca of the rating student. You must go to bed early and sleep peacefully. Try Nervine. This is absolutely not an advertisement. ' Two Hundred Sixteen rain ,, . -A-: p I' A fp '4',.+d, Ll?-113-'tp 1' 1. . , n -' - ' . Ll. 7' ,,fx.'faf4 or - ., I. LJ- kk. I 5. 'AJ 2 4 . ,..A'Y,j i I MJ. V, I, H11 i4 , .35 . . ..ff 9' , I. .A : if 1. gs I I i J. ai . I- . e A . a as ...aa . A A f. --. .A 'ss' - l is-A A? fedlif ill ff--sa . .I ,if X v ,vip-.. ,V f ' V I 'Mg' t. '. ,tj ' 3454.- .: . I 1. . ,. N uf . ., MQ 4 gm. v, . 1 . 4 - 9 ,4 4 4 kr-In -Q It i-'.hFTixw5EA i 4 Ky ... Z. -xbnx ,,y.'1,! s I' Ai-nmsi? V- ' if .m -. -w ' 5- '-'- .41

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ombs and tombs, rooms and roomsg shadows, secrets, and we can discover nothing. We were about to give up when we came upon a startling row of mummies. Before each tomb we found with a brief explanation, that the person therein had died mys- teriously. Also, with it some theories were advanced for their decease. Here under one explanation were three tombs-Tom Entsminger, of Ents-minger's Cafeg Chris, from the University Cafe, and Teddy, from the Green Mill. Strange Death of Cafe Owners Whatever caused the strange death of one of these business men caused the death of all three, for beside each victim there was found a tennis shoe for the left foot, and a book, with apologies to John Riddell, who advanced the theory that professional jeal- ousy killed them, until Philo Vance, after much debate, decided that all died as the result of shock. H A few of those held in the case were: Ebby Hodge, Ruth Berry, Emilie Switzer, Viola Shenk, Pete Peterson, Dr. Beyer, Dr. Holt, Doc Hiller, John Lewis, Liz Harris, Eileen Neilly, jack Hanigan, Jimmy Barrow, Eugene Baysinger, Don Haege, Freddie Finley, and many others seen frequenting these places. They were charged for being indirect causes of the deaths. First, this group had deserted Entsminger's, going out to the new University Cafe, until the bright lights from the Green Mill caught them like flames. Then Entsminger's new Spanish mecca enticed them back there again. The three men were furious, but made peaceable terms to divide the business alphabetically, counting students, allowing only those whose names they drew to enter their establish- ment. Then that little Coney Island Shoppe came. When everyone went hot-dog crazy, why these men just naturally died of shock! Two Hundred Eighteen r t.frv mt H flltitfraitfa 1' t.,., .45 ffl . If l pt Ig H - . Z ',-1 M., ww.. 4 I A -Y sl i - .Srl y I - , ,. egg 538, ' Z E ,H 1. ,, tb n 7 ,ul i y..1V 3 H 'fa-'Bs Tx: ,, . T J ' if s o ' 1, ,M F lt: x W cs. V if 'Will'-fr af U ?Al!:'irl1.. x 1 .1 N' ,V ' ll' Z, , ' - v,A:7 ,-it ri. ' ',-', I