University High School - Tower Yearbook (Carbondale, IL)

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Mfter nine months of great scheming, we have at last found the passageway to our Modern Sphinx. We remember the many tragic accidents which people, daring to invade other tombs, have encountered 5 yet we go bravely on into this treasure of mirth. This prst excavation is a surprise-a huge stone hearing the glaring title: Date Bureau Olficers FRANCES MATTHEWS HELEN SCHREMP SARA DICKEY FLORENCE NFWMQN We dig frantically! Surely this would be interesting. Ah, here is something headed: Date Application Destination: for the N club dance. Type of man wanted: tall, blond, good dancer. Color: White. Description of Applyer: White, single, excellent dancer. X X Name of Applyer: Bessie Fern Schremp. V It Receipt ' Delivered to Bessie Fern Schremp at her door Feb., 1930, one tall blond boy named Irving Trombley. Signed: 'FRANCES MATTHEWS. So that's what started some of these love affairs! We had never before seen 'em sent by order even though made to order. We turned pages diligently, finding signatures and receipts that startled us! Here we saw a receipt to: Buddy Hodge-Sorority Dance ,........., ,,,.s, F or Jane Warren Catherine Lentz-Freshman Dance ....,... ..,. Webb Johnson Ella Mae Halligan-Library Date ..,..,, ...s..,...... G ibb Lentz Lillian Hudspeth-any old time .....s... ,,.,..... C armen Dickey Dr. Abbott-for marriage ............. ......... H azel Ervin And others not legihle. Two Hundred Twelve 1' Qs. '7 Jin A it A-'. ' 'i-'fill 2 X .1 . Q' gm 'X , , R ' T . ' . -1 - ' 'Q-J -- i I, Guvfiv' . YK.. ' , - 1' -. .. , , arm. , -ajiffi 2. ' . - iff- ' ' 'Id rf' i-' . . . 3' Y YQ5v IJ2KjliQ?! . IJAAYL L 5 T

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his scroll, found alongside this tragic one, was a little startling, for we did not know that we had a real campus villain. Confessions of the Campus Dragon By RALPH FOLEY I am not a villain at heartg in fact, when I was in swaddling clothes my mind was as pure as any babe-in-arms. It seemed that my ability to stare long and pensively at an object for an embarrassing length of time eventually catalogued me into the John Gilbert class. It might be disillusioning, but it's true that near-sightedness brought about this catastrophe, until the reputation hung itself upon me, and I was forced to live up to the name of being the small-town sheik. Very young girls looked at me aghast, and men treated me with envious respect. I took myself seriously. I read every- thing I could on How to Have a Wonderful Personality in Six Weeks, Valentino's Life, How to Get Personal Magnetism, andveven talked to Ernie Sorgen on how to be the best-dressed man. Now I have hearts within my hands crushing them just to hear them break! I make girls cry just to see them mar their beauty. I live on the life blood of people's hearts. And looking back, I cannot say I am sorry for my life, but as Ogden Nash puts it: When I consider how my life was spent 1 hardly see what I could repent. eside two tombs bearing the names Fount Warren and Lyle Robinson, we found this inscription: Secret Duel Revealed The reason for these tragic deaths has no secrecy about it. All S. I. N. U. knows that these two men met their untimely deaths for the sake of honor. Fount Warren, while in the midst of students home from other universities, was heard to announce that he had the most beautiful girl in the world-certainly the prettiest blonde in Car- bondale. Lyle Robinson, who, with others, had chosen this pinnacle of fame for Maureen Webb, immediately challenged him to a duel. Neither had weapons, howeverg neither guns, nor swords, nor rapiers. It seemed that a physical combat was impossible until Verle Monicle suggested throwing cream puffs at forty paces. This seemed a truly rich idea, so seconds were chosen-Wilbur Hatfield, William Wolff, Dick Watson, and John Lashly. After throwing nine hundred pastry puffs, the boys were so tired and so filled up from unconsciously swallowing those parts which hit in the vicinity of their mouths, that they both dropped dead. The double tragedy of it all came with the news that, while these boys nobly established one of these girls as the queen of blondes of Carbon- dale, both girls had dyed their hair a jet black. Two Hundrrd Fuurl: ' ' .fi . if x NP . I- K' I . rj. x ff Qi 4' ,., 1'-i'. !!'1-naip41l'Ill'1. il Ili ..-.dnl - 0... .. .4 . . -7