University High School - Schooner Yearbook (Norman, OK)

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The Schooner Foreword for the joke Section, For the benefit of all future joke editors I should like to request that the jokes be handed in on tissue patfver so every member of the Faculty and the stu- dents can see through them. . jokes One day several students of Mr. Gaither's history class were discussing the birthdays of the presidents. when Helen Armstrong was heard to ask: XVell who's Harding ? llelen E. tllising to full height and CXCl2lllllIlg with all the gusto of a great oratori VYhy he is the man my mother voted for. l Mary Smith wrote to Harold Lloyd for a lock of his hair. The following note was received. lt affords me much pleasure to comply with your wish: however you failed to specify whose hair you wanted, so I am sending you samples of my cooks. ehauffer, gardner, and a few strands of my mistress. Mary was well pleased for she is making a collection of hair. Q. R. Q. .45 ... id Li mi in john Richards had been tried in American history class and Raymond Smith had been asked to serve on the jury. judge: Are you guilty P john: No, your Honor. fRayn1ond starts to leave the roomly Mr. Gaither: tXN'ho is acting as judge? Here, where are you going? Raymond: l'm going home. didn't he say he wasn't guilty P 515 33 ' Miss Harbour: 'XYhy are children so much worse than they used to be ? Mr. Rinsland: Modern improvements in buildings I suppose. Miss Harbour: How so F Mr. Rinsland: tXYho is always able to explain everythingi Shingles are so scarce. you can't spank a boy with a tin roof. li'-2 If! ESE? Ei? XY. H.: Does your car have a warning signal ? Lorena: Yes, there is a little round thing in the front that says 'Dodge llrothers'. 32 Iii 21'-I Eff FE My son, consider our orchestra. They play not. neither do they sing Yet Solomon in all his glory was IIUI arrayed like one of these. ' 243 E45 Men aren't so quick to see what girls have on. as they are to detect the things they have left off.-Raymond Smith. Sill Belva: tqshowing her photograph! Horrible, isn't it? Mr. Ireland: But a very good likeness. lluyi' .X'l'.l'l'x' Him

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The Schooner Herbert C.: Now if you want to pronounce umulated, fix your mouth like vou are going to kiss some one ..... so! Thelma Epler: My, you sure do look tempting. The Faculty-Why they came. . Mr. Gaither-To seek a wife. Miss Barbour-To convert U. H. S. students into mathematicians and Latin sharks. Mrs. Buchanan--To cure heart disease among the male members of the fac- ulty. Mr.Stigler-To wink at the girls in his classes. Mr. Rinsland-To give free information on how things shou-ld be made. Dr. Collings-To introduce project methods in the public schools. A MORNING PRAYER Now I get me up to cram, I hope to the Lord, I'll pass the exam. If I should fail to get this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. Miss Barbour: Raymond, are you in your desk? Raymond: No ma'am, I'm in my seat. Mr. Gaither: I'm tempted to flunk you for chewing that gum. Louise W.: Yield not to temptation. D Miss Haeber: Now, jewe'l. do you see the point to this sentence? Jewell C. : Yes Ma'am its the first little round dot at the end of the sentencr. VV. H.: Sitting with feet in aisle and chewing gum. Mr. Gaither.: XV. H. take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in. Miss Barbour: Cin distress over some geometry studentsi VVhat would you do if you were in my shoes? Mrs. Buchanan: l'd shine them. 652 Q S52 sl: Q john V.: Don't you just love nights like these ? Jewell C.: No, sometimes I study. MUSICAL 'l'I'l'LES The Vamp .............................. Freda Moreman Slow and Easy ....................... ...... A lbert Kulp VVhispering .............. .......... L ena Meeker They Go W'ild Over Me ..... .......... A rtine Bowers l.ove's Nest .... .................... H elen E. and Elbert B. Freckles .................................... Carol, Close If you don't like these jokes And their dryness makes you groan just stroll around occasionally VVith some good ones of your own. Pagr Svrwrity-one