University High School - Schooner Yearbook (Norman, OK)

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The Schooner Foreword for the joke Section, For the benefit of all future joke editors I should like to request that the jokes be handed in on tissue patfver so every member of the Faculty and the stu- dents can see through them. . jokes One day several students of Mr. Gaither's history class were discussing the birthdays of the presidents. when Helen Armstrong was heard to ask: XVell who's Harding ? llelen E. tllising to full height and CXCl2lllllIlg with all the gusto of a great oratori VYhy he is the man my mother voted for. l Mary Smith wrote to Harold Lloyd for a lock of his hair. The following note was received. lt affords me much pleasure to comply with your wish: however you failed to specify whose hair you wanted, so I am sending you samples of my cooks. ehauffer, gardner, and a few strands of my mistress. Mary was well pleased for she is making a collection of hair. Q. R. Q. .45 ... id Li mi in john Richards had been tried in American history class and Raymond Smith had been asked to serve on the jury. judge: Are you guilty P john: No, your Honor. fRayn1ond starts to leave the roomly Mr. Gaither: tXN'ho is acting as judge? Here, where are you going? Raymond: l'm going home. didn't he say he wasn't guilty P 515 33 ' Miss Harbour: 'XYhy are children so much worse than they used to be ? Mr. Rinsland: Modern improvements in buildings I suppose. Miss Harbour: How so F Mr. Rinsland: tXYho is always able to explain everythingi Shingles are so scarce. you can't spank a boy with a tin roof. li'-2 If! ESE? Ei? XY. H.: Does your car have a warning signal ? Lorena: Yes, there is a little round thing in the front that says 'Dodge llrothers'. 32 Iii 21'-I Eff FE My son, consider our orchestra. They play not. neither do they sing Yet Solomon in all his glory was IIUI arrayed like one of these. ' 243 E45 Men aren't so quick to see what girls have on. as they are to detect the things they have left off.-Raymond Smith. Sill Belva: tqshowing her photograph! Horrible, isn't it? Mr. Ireland: But a very good likeness. lluyi' .X'l'.l'l'x' Him

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