University High School - Nunc Dimittis Yearbook (Ann Arbor, MI)

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Mock ELECTIONS' Most Popular Girl ........................ --- .... Virginia HL1tZCl Most- Popular Boy .... Prettiest Girl ..... Handsomest Boy ..... Most Bashful Girl .... Most Bashful Boy .... T eacher's Pet ..... Most Athletic Girl .... Most Athletic Boy .... Best Girl Student- Best Boy Student- B5st'Natured Girl .... Best Natured Boy .... Most Graceful Girl ..... Most Graceful Boy Class Bluifer ..... Most Conceited Girl ...... .. ..... - Most Conceited' Boy ............... Girl most likely to become Famous .... Boy most likely to become Famous ..... Hardest Worker ................. Class Baby ....... Class Comedian- - - Worst Flunker ..... Class Inseparables- Best Dressed Girl .... Best Dressed Boy- Best Girl Dancer ..... Best Boy Dancer--- --------Bill Howell - - - - Elizabeth Ladd - - - -johnny 'VVagner - -- -Cathelia Pollock -- - - -Herbert Kent Frederick Wiselogle --- -- --Elizabeth Ladd --------Bill Howell -------Ada Cooper Frederick lviselogle - - - - Elizabeth Ladd ----Wilbur Muehlig - -- - Virginia Hutzel ----johnny Wagner - - - -Barbara Lorch --- - -Ellen Reeves -- -- - -Jack Bunting --Helen Hawxhurst Frederick VViselogle Frederick VV iselogle ---------Ruth Moses --------Milton Underdown -----------------------Barbara Lorch ----XVilbur Muehlig and Marjorie Hunt 20 Albertine Lockwood - - - - - -J ohnny VVagner - - - --Elizabeth Ladd -----Guy Miller

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Orville is as rich as Croesus. He can always lend a penny. He owns all the A. and P. stores In United States and Europe Bought from Orville's stores unequalled All your goods are two cents cheaper. VVe remember Frances Thornton C Cora j in the class play Clarence, All her trials, tribulations All her hopes and aspirations Blighted by the heartless hero. Many parts she now is playing Not however, at the Whitney For her hame is more than local. Recognition of her genius Keeps her now in New York City. Babby, since her early childhood Ever thrilled by tight rope walkers Yearned to go with Ringling Brothers. So upon her graduation Joined the three ring aggregation If you wonder how she prospered See the gaudy colored posters Where the great delights are pictured Of the Troupe that thrills beholders In the limelight 'neath the canvass. Lois Graves and Ada Cooper Went to Oberlin to college. After that they stuck together Till Dan Cupid came between them. Now they're neighbors in Ann Arbor And the yard between their houses Echoes with their children's laughter. Margaret, after four years study, Went to Cleveland in Ohio, Mourned so constantly however, For a certain boon companion For Miss Ladd, the one called Lisse, That she saved up all her pennies CFor she had a grand allowancej Bought a ranch in far Montana Learned to use the rope and lasso Un our circus Hrst had practicej Caught with it the Ladd I've mentioned Now they run the ranch together. Herbert Kent became a dentist Tinkers now with plates and bridges Fills our canines and bicuspids Drills and grinds with heartless vigor Telling us it will not hurt much. Ellen Reeves and Joyce were rather Much inclined to matrimony Didn't care to be school teachers Or to type the bosses' letters. So they just came out and entered On a whirl of fun and pleasures In due time each caught a husband One a widower with children tLuckily with lots of moneyj One a bachelor distinguished For his kindly disposition. As a sentence for completion Needs the littlest thing to end it just a Dot for its conclusion So our Bob, our famous bug-man To complete in fullest measure All his fondest hopes and visions Took unto himself a helpmate Not the biggest in creation But a fascinating creature Not surpassed by any beetle. Marcel waves belong to ladies, But the men sometimes may have them When by Nature it decreed it, In that case they turn misfortune Into asset-ever golden. Freddy Wiselogle had suffered From his likeness to a flapper Till he vowed he'd be an actor Play a part like Valentino. All the girls soon raved about him, To the movies flocked to see him And his share in each production Mounted in to many millions. Thus I saw within these visions All the secrets of the future Of the distant days that may be Saw what is to be but is not. Now the Oracle is silent Now my story is completed.

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