University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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STYLE Dame Fashion sent forth a decree, That skirts rather longer should be. The flappers objected. And long they reflected, But, they wear 'emg its the style now you see. EVOLUTION Freshman-Please mother, may I go out to-night, if I'll be home early? Sophomore-Let me go out, I'l1 be home by eleven. J unior-I'm going. Senior-Good-night. Leave the door unlocked. Ray can walk two blocks in five minutes. Dorothy can walk it in ten minutes 3 how long will it take them if they walk together? Answer: Two hours. .il Miss Stenmo Csobbingj-I just made some cookies and my doggie came and ate them all up. Dybvick--Aw, cheer up I'll get you a new dog. Miss Laycock-Diagram the sentence-An idle mind is the devil's workshop. Mr. Schroeder-Where shall I put the devil's workshop? . TO THE GIRLS Here's to the girls we all love well, What great old stories they can tell, Here's to their smiles and delight That's made men work and others fight. Here's to the girls so happy and gay, The piper plays but the men shall pay. Here's to yours and mine and all, Here's to those for whom we fell. JOKE EDITORS' LAST WORD We've said our last say, We've brayed our last bray. We hope you'll consider us Well worth our hay. BACKWARD We hereby proclaim that we have never been so gloomy as when writ- ing this humor section. We pray for the time when we shall have the courage to read what we have written. Furthermore we highly resolve that when this Flickertail is issued we shall be well versed in the art of boxing, rough and tumble fighting and other means of self-defense.

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