University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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DOMESTIC SCIENCE Miss Halgrim-What was that awful noise I heard? Allie Olafson-I dropped the biscuit I just baked. TUT! TUT! One thing that has not been found in King Tut's tomb is the remains of a freshman. PROOF Hazel Jack-Miss Laycock would make a very good Geometry teacher. Greenberg-Why? Hazel J ack-She is so very particular about her proofs. Sophie Garrison-What's wrong with the car? It squeaks dreadfully. Lyle Sandlie-Can't be helpedg there's pig iron in the axles. FLASHES I'm a world beater remarked the comet as he passed the earth. It's bad enough when it is raining pitchforks, but when it comes to hailing streetcars it's pretty rough weather . I never feel free in this place said the convict as the warden turned the key on him. My efforts are not altogether fruitless, said the bum actor as some- one in the gallery crowned him with a lemon. That settles me said the dust, as the cloud burst. A cook's life is certainly full of interest. Everyday she has stirring times. What a splendid fit said the tailor as they carried the epileptic out of the shop. They shall not pass said the teacher as she tore up the examination paper. What the French want, evidently, is coal by Ruhral Free Delivery. Henry Ford and Jackie Coogan make a nickel while you read this line. The world owes you a living but you must show it what for. You don't have to be bald to be coming out on top. A girl can be pretty smart, but seldom both smart and pretty. Guess I'll drop in on the boys, said the miner as he fell down the shaft. I'll take a day off said Walter, as he tore a leaf of the calendar. There goes the man I'm laying for, said the hen as she watched the farmer cross the yard. I'll take time out said the pickpocket as he lifted his victim's watch.

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il FRESHMAN PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, For if I die before I wake, I'll have no Algebra test to take. SENIOR PRAYER Oh! Ouija! Ouija! tell me my fate! Will I ilunk or graduate? DUMB-BELL PEALS Puget Sound is a noise. School spirit is a ghost. A dressed pig wears clothes. Electric bulbs will blossom if planted. Fjords of Norway are Tin Lizziesf' Rex Beach is a summer resort. Book of numbers is a telephone directory. Mer Rouge is a new beauty cream Country Club is a stick used in playing cow-pasture pool. The Stock Exchange is a place where cattle are sold. Kentucky Derby is a hat. C. O. D. is a radio station. That Babe Ruth wrote The Bat. Battery in New York is an electric plant. ALLUSIONS IN LITERATURE Bastille .,... ,.....,............... ........... W o odworth Hall Bedlam .......... ........................... J unior Class Meeting Charter Oak .......... ................................. L yle Tree Colossus of Rhodes ................................... Ezra Sehroedel' Crocodile Tears ...... .... T ears shed when deficiency slips reach home Curfew Bells ..... -- ................... Call to Freshman Classes Doomsday Book .... ........................... S olid Geometry Dying Gladiators- - - Golden Age ........ Holy Land ....... Killkenny Kats--- -- --------- Basket Ball Boys ---------------Senior Year ----------------------------------Wesley College -----------------------Glorious Summer Vacation Hundred Days ---.- ---Katherine McMahon, Katherine Clifford, Katherine --------------Ensch, and Katherine MacMillan. KniCi2E,i7iS5Ei2QfS'-'-'-1' ---------- Lyle Tree, Archie Olson and Robert Vold Know Nothings ---- ---------.........-.--...... .,... F I' eShmeH Middle Ages ----- Old Guard ------- Plumed Knight--- Red Letter Days- Reign of Terror-- Rogue's Gallery ---- Rubicon -----.----- Wandering Jew ---- Ways and Means--- ----Sophomore and Junior Year in High School ----------------------------------Faculty -- --------------------------- Konrad Keck - --- - -- - - - -Condition Examinations -------------------Final Exam Week - - - -Junior Class Picture in Flickertail - - - - - -Ruby Moen Passing Con. Exam. -------------------Roy Greenberg -- ------------------..-.-- Street Car Chips 9

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WANT ADS FOR SALE For Sale Cheap-A few frayed remmants of Seniors, pretty badly tattered and torn after four years of hard usage-Mr. Kazda. Evening dresses half off-Gar- rison. Gallagher's Ice Cream, say with a brick. See our line of boys' suits, fifteen to eighteen years old. If you wish a good terrier dog, see me at once.-Ryan. For Sale-Coffee and a roll downstirs-10c. For Sale-Choice bits of gossip and scandal. Prompt delivery guaranteed-Garrison and Redick. For Sale-My position on the Midget Staff-Milton Schroeder. FOR RENT For Rent-Modern house by man with unfurnished attic. For Rent-Four room apart- ment with large airy bathroom, street car stops at door. LOST Lost-Picture of Rudolph Valen- tino. Gertrude Lundy. Lost-Tiny speck of my bash- fulness. Return to Sam Arnold. Lost-Somewhere between His- tory room and Girl's rest room, a half credit in English History. No reward is offered as it is gone forever--Leeson, Fuller, Vallely. Lost-My hair breath while bluffing in English class-Konrad Keck. FOUND Found-Some trouble between here and the office. Owner can have same by calling for and pay- ing for this ad. Found-A bunch of failures -Faculty. Found-Much diiiiculty in get- ting Flickertail material handed in on time. Editor-Greenberg. WANT ADS. Situations wanted--Job as a rich man's stenographer.-Leone Langness. Several fistic champions to train. I have recommendations from several noted maulers.-Victor Bonlie. Wanted-A short easy method of obtaining grades. Something ro- mantic preferred-Dorothy Mac- Millan. Wanted-Some more raw mat- erial to make seniors-Faculty. Wanted-Something to make me grow up, I feel so tiny.-Bet- tina Bush. Wanted-A recitation from An- dos--Miss Laycock. Wanted-A platform or a soap- box. I want to make a speech.- Roy Greenberg. Wanted-A way to get good marks without studying-all of us. Wanted-Young woman for hanging up, shaking out and fold- ing.-Apply Model Steam Laundry. MISCELLANEOUS Others have cheated you, give us a chance. See 1848 Rogers Brothers at our store Saturday.