University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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WHO MAKES THESE ITEMS? Cosmetics for the face of Nature. Manicure sets for the hands of the clock. A dentifrice for the teeth of the gale. A wash for the mouth of the coulee A soap for the foot of the mountains. Eye brow pencils for the brow of the hill. Cold cream for the skin of your teeth. , FAMOUS SAYINGS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE Adam-It was a great life if you didn't weaken. Plutarch-I'm sorry I have no more lives to give to my country. Samson-I'm strong for you, kid. Jonah-You can't keep a good man down. Cleopatra-You're an easy Mark, Antony. Helen of Troy-So this is Paris. Columbus-I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. Nero-Keep the home fires burning. Noah-It fioats. Methuselah-The first hundred years are the hardest. Queeen Elizabeth fto Sir Walterj-Keep you shirt on. T.i1. OVERHEARD BY WINGED VICTORY She always picks on me. Me too. She wouldn't let me into class the other day when I was just half a minute late and she let three others in afterward. of He certainly is her pet. And she always calls on me for just what I don't know. same. I told her I forgot my book but she gave me zero just the I've got to get an admit. I was sent out just because I had a piece string in my pocket. Well, I wasn't doing a thing when I got bawled out. Wonder if she'll be back next year. Psst! Here she comes. 11- New all Star Team. The new line-up is as follows: is as follows: Wo L. E.-Tube of Colgate. ' L. T.-Stick of Wiliams. L. G.-Lock of Yale. C.-Gang of Tufts. R. G.-Graves of Washington and Jefferson. R. T.-Bust of LaFeyette. R. E.-Eyes of Brown. Q. B.-Tomb of George Washington. H. B.-Heart of Maryland. H. B.-Purchase of Louisiana. F. B.-District of Columbia. Substitutes-Hills of Kentucky, Auditor of State, Battle of Princeton, rk of Carlisle, Poets of Indiana.

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CHANGE CARS If you are on the Grouchy Track , Get a transfer. Just take the happy special back, Get a transfer. Jump on the train and pull the rope, That lands you at the station HOPE, Get a transfer. 11.-.-i1,. OH YES Vallely-I drove a hunrded miles, speeded the whole distance, wet all the way, but I didn't skid a bit. Dorothy M.-What were you driving? Vallely-A yacht. ,,. . -- HEARD IN BIOLOGY Mr. Nerhus-What is an oyster? Hazel Jack-An oyster is a fish built like a nut. l.lii- IS IT GOOD? Robert Vold-Do you think my new suit is a perfect fit? Markell -Fit? I think it is a perfect convulsion. + REMARKABLE REMARKS What could be worse than a red, cross nurse. Human cranks are usually self starters. The crookedness of the S may account for the root of all evil. The trouble with girls is that they get mad if you do, and if you don't, and anyhow. To lose your good name, have it engraved on the handle of an expensive umbrella. If a lad had a step-father, does the father have a step-ladder? No matter how much we argue during life, the graveyard proves to us that we all arrive at the same conclusion eventually. If you cannot enjoy yourself under the circumstances, rise above them. Love makes the world go around at night in autos. A fortune without a man behind it is a misfortune. RECIPE To avoid a colorless existence, keep in the pink of conditiong do things up brown, treat people white, be well read, and get out into nature's green, under the blue occasionally.

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Roll Call T0 AN ALARM CLOCK Tinkle tinkle little bell, How I wish you were in-Well Any place but where you are China would be none too far. When at night I hit the hay, Tired and weary from the day, Scarcely do I close my eyes When you tell me I must rise. Some day when I've lots of kale Have it by the stack and bale Then revenge will sure be mine I'll set you for half past nine. -By an eight o'clock student. A PAIR OF SUSPENDERSH He- Why not give me your reply now? It is not fair to keep me in suspense. She- But think of the time you have kept me in suspense. -,li -. A fraction leaned over and touched the denominator on its digit and whispered, Is my numerator on straight? ,lili A. B. A. B. CLUB Flower-Wallflower. Motto-Always basful and backward. Colors-Rainbow. Daets Siol Datsgaf Eiddap Dlonra Mas Dlow Neeltak Dnarts Senga Eevats Dranoel Eildnas Elyl Eilnob Noiran. Gnir Racso Hcsne Nyrhtak Kcider Allimac Llekram Dnomyar Mujnot Teragram Nettap Ehcnalb Nevorg Neleh Notegart Amles Redeorchcs Notlim Sdrawde Ecallaw Zlohgreb Derdlim Ask us no questions, vve'll tell you no lies, A word is sufficient, a hint to the wise. iliili Once a smart young Sophomore, Saw something green as grass. He thought it was a Freshman But it was a looking glass.