University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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club. 4 HOUSEHOLD HINTS 1 If you want to save coal, burn wood. If the room is hot look out the window and see the fire-escape. 3. Don't lay your hand on the dog, if you are to weak to kick him use a . Do not eat with your mouth closed. 5. Keep one foot on the floor when reaching for victuals. 6. Don't pour your coffee into your saucer your plate will hold more. 7. Select a dull knife to avoid cutting the lips. ,,i1.-.li AT THE EXPRESS OFFICE Frankhauser- Say, I've lost my trunk. Express Clerk- You do look a bit unnatural! l,. -. ! FRIENDSHIP Miss Colvin Qin psychologyj can anyone mention a case of great friend- ship made famous thru literature? Katherine MacMillan-Mutt and J eff. REVISED Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean, You see they spent their money, For the J itney's gasoline. 1-11-11- CONVINCED Ring: Not very many girls care much for outdoor sports, do they? Austin: Oh, I don't know. Did you ever see one who didn't like to hunt bargains, fish for compliments, be in the swim, play a love game, make a hit with her clothes,-? CI' Ring: Sure enough! I was wrong. CAREFUL Rogers--I've got an idea. Leone--Treat it kindly. It's in a strange place. ,i .1-1..- GENERAL SCIENCE Mr. Nerhus-What is a skeleton? Lucille Urness-It's a man with his insides out, and his outsides off. llil-T INTERESTED Miss Miles came into Psychology class and took a backseat. The teach- CMr. Humpstonel came in. Miss Miles- Is that the teacher? Miss Bonnette- Yes. Miss Miles- Well, tomorrow I'm going to move right up front.

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CHANGE CARS If you are on the Grouchy Track , Get a transfer. Just take the happy special back, Get a transfer. Jump on the train and pull the rope, That lands you at the station HOPE, Get a transfer. 11.-.-i1,. OH YES Vallely-I drove a hunrded miles, speeded the whole distance, wet all the way, but I didn't skid a bit. Dorothy M.-What were you driving? Vallely-A yacht. ,,. . -- HEARD IN BIOLOGY Mr. Nerhus-What is an oyster? Hazel Jack-An oyster is a fish built like a nut. l.lii- IS IT GOOD? Robert Vold-Do you think my new suit is a perfect fit? Markell -Fit? I think it is a perfect convulsion. + REMARKABLE REMARKS What could be worse than a red, cross nurse. Human cranks are usually self starters. The crookedness of the S may account for the root of all evil. The trouble with girls is that they get mad if you do, and if you don't, and anyhow. To lose your good name, have it engraved on the handle of an expensive umbrella. If a lad had a step-father, does the father have a step-ladder? No matter how much we argue during life, the graveyard proves to us that we all arrive at the same conclusion eventually. If you cannot enjoy yourself under the circumstances, rise above them. Love makes the world go around at night in autos. A fortune without a man behind it is a misfortune. RECIPE To avoid a colorless existence, keep in the pink of conditiong do things up brown, treat people white, be well read, and get out into nature's green, under the blue occasionally.