University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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club. 4 HOUSEHOLD HINTS 1 If you want to save coal, burn wood. If the room is hot look out the window and see the fire-escape. 3. Don't lay your hand on the dog, if you are to weak to kick him use a . Do not eat with your mouth closed. 5. Keep one foot on the floor when reaching for victuals. 6. Don't pour your coffee into your saucer your plate will hold more. 7. Select a dull knife to avoid cutting the lips. ,,i1.-.li AT THE EXPRESS OFFICE Frankhauser- Say, I've lost my trunk. Express Clerk- You do look a bit unnatural! l,. -. ! FRIENDSHIP Miss Colvin Qin psychologyj can anyone mention a case of great friend- ship made famous thru literature? Katherine MacMillan-Mutt and J eff. REVISED Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean, You see they spent their money, For the J itney's gasoline. 1-11-11- CONVINCED Ring: Not very many girls care much for outdoor sports, do they? Austin: Oh, I don't know. Did you ever see one who didn't like to hunt bargains, fish for compliments, be in the swim, play a love game, make a hit with her clothes,-? CI' Ring: Sure enough! I was wrong. CAREFUL Rogers--I've got an idea. Leone--Treat it kindly. It's in a strange place. ,i .1-1..- GENERAL SCIENCE Mr. Nerhus-What is a skeleton? Lucille Urness-It's a man with his insides out, and his outsides off. llil-T INTERESTED Miss Miles came into Psychology class and took a backseat. The teach- CMr. Humpstonel came in. Miss Miles- Is that the teacher? Miss Bonnette- Yes. Miss Miles- Well, tomorrow I'm going to move right up front.

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A NEW ONE We see by the paper that a Woman member of the Oregon State Leg- islature has introduced a bill proposing an intelligence test for all people who want to commit matrimony. We would like to suggest the following questions to be added to her list: For the Bride Who was the author of the phrase Two can live as cheaply as one ? Name five other famous liars in world history. Can you bake? Do you intend to? Have you had any previous experience in tending furnaces? Give the principal ingredients of biscuits besides lead. Are you marrying for love, money or alimony? Previous to this has there ever been any insanity in your family? For the Groom Write a 200 line essay on The Goat. Bound Angora. Do you believe that a man should be boss in his own home? Do you intend to say so in a whisper or in a command? If a married man walks five miles a night carrying a ten pound infant with the colic, how many miles would he cover in the same period if he were single and carried nothing but a carefree disposition. BEAUTY HINTS To make the eyes sparkle, remove the skin of an onion. To have dreamy eyes, eat cold mince pie at midnight. A punch in the eyes makes them big. To enlarge a small nose, balance a bumble bee on the end of it. To improve the voice, sit on a mud-bank and talk to a frog. . If you want curly hair, buy a wig. To make your face plump, expose yourself to the mumps. To cultivate a winning smile, fall in LOVE.- . PROBLEM. HOW MANY APPLES DID ADAM AND EVE EAT? Solution: If Eva 8 and Adam 8 also, total 16, : If Eve 8 and Adam 82, total 90. : If Eve 81 and Adam 82, total 163. : If Eve 81 and Adam 812, total 893. We believe the following solution, is the right one. If Eve 814 Adam, and Adam 8124 Eve, Total 8938.

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