University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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A GOOD EXCUSE Mr. Kazda-Bettina, Have you done your outside reading for this week? Bettina-No, mamma said it was too cold for me to read outside. ,L..ll DON'T FALL FOR THIS 2,01 PFW 1! S909 :yeqm pun 'Aqisoano Jo dumq pedolz-map Ham e seq XQOQKJSAB KIJBSN WISE I Soph.-Lend me a five old man, and I'l1 be everlastingly indebted to you. Frosh.-Yes, that is just what I am afraid of. . FLUNKY First student-How many subjects are you carrying? Second student-I carry one and drag three. . Milton Schroeder-Do you know if the Flickertail editor carried out those suggestions I sent this morning? Nellie Allen-Yes, Walter carried them out in the wastebasket. . POETRY, OR SOMETHING At ten a child, at twenty-wildg At thirty, tame-if everg At forty, wiseg at fifty, richg At sixty, good -or never. SPEED. UP Tree-I'm a little stiff from bowling. . Coach-I don't care where you're from, you've got to work a little faster than that if you want to get on this team. -.1..i - SOME WARBLER Miss Miles-Are you a good singer? Frankhauser-Sure I am, I got a Montana voice. Miss Miles-What do you mean? Frankhauser-It's a Butte. , .. i Mr. Kazda-I have found a way to make the students stop congregat- ing in the halls. Miss Laycock-How? Mr. Kazda-Get Greenberg out there selling Midgets and it is wonder- ful the way they disperse.

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CERTAINLY Mr. Nerhus- It takes the rays of the moon four years to reach the earth. Lyons- We ought to save some of that moonshinef' IMPROVING Mr. Kazda lseriouslyj-- How long did the Seven Year's War last? Lucille fblanklyj- Why seven years, wasn't it? Mr. Kazda- That's right, your recitations are getting better. THE VULGAR THING Anstett-That train smokes a lot. Gallagher--Yes, and choos, too. .lliii BIOLOGY The tall pine pines, and the pawpaw paws, The bumble bee bumbles all dayg The grass hopper hops and the eavesdropper drops. While gently the cowslips away. SIX WAYS TO KILL A FLICKERTAIL 1. Don't buy a Flickertail, borrow your neighbors. Be a sponge! 2. Look at the ads, but deal with no advertisers. Be a chump! 3. Never hand in articles but criticize everything in the annual. Be a knocker! 4. If you are a member of the staff be sure to waste your time at the movies and have a good time instead of tending to business. Be a shirk! 5. Tell your neighbor that he can get more for less money in a maga- zine. Be a tightwad! 6. If you can't hustle and help make the annual a success, be a corpse! FRESHIE I know not why the sun does shine, I know not why all zeroes are mine, I know not why the birdies sing, In fact, I don't know anything. HELPFUL HINT Austin-Say, what can I use to polish ivory? Sophie Garrison-Did you ever try a shampoo? INMATES OF THE SAME ASYLUM Cuckoo Guy-Say, janitor, is that clock right? J anitor-Yes. C. G.-Well then what is it doing here?