University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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MODERN DICTIONARY To the Reader Please add these deflnxtrons to your dlctronary they wlll help to mcrease your vocabulary Accrdent A condltron of affarrs ln whrch presence of mmd IS good but absence of body better Athlete A dngmflecl bunch of muscles unable to spllt wood or slft ashes Automoblle From Engllsh aught to and Latln moveo to move A vehrcle whlch ought to move but frequently cant Bram The top floor apartment ln the Human Block lxnown as the cranlum and kept by the Sarah Slsters Sarah Brum Sarah Bellum and Medulla Oblongata All three are nervous but are always confined to their cells The Bram IS done ln gray and wx hlte and furnlshed wrth llght and heat hot or cold water lf deslred wrth regular connectlons to outslde world by way of the spmal clrcult U ually occuplecl by the lntellect Bros Thoughts and To Cemetery The one place where prmces and paupers porters and presldents are finally on the dead level Chauffeur A man who IS smart enou h to operate an automoblle but clever enough not to own one Echo The only thlng that can cheat a woman of the last word Ether One of the world s three great composer the others are and chloroform whose axrs are pupular among the ufferrng Flunk An expressxon seldom found 1n hngh chool vocabularles Hallway A place where starrs stares meet ldlot From Engllsh lclea and out One who rs first out of Ideas Kld Elther a boxmg glove or a chlld ln elther ca e hard to handle untl well tanned Obeslty A surplus gone to walst Oven The only sport who enjoys an equally hot tlme wlth or without dough Zebra The crook among horses condemned to wear a strlpecl sult for llfe 63 and ideas are lntelligence offices, but sometimes sub-let to joy, Hang-Over . ' s ' , . ' s- gas . . . . S . i 'l .

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RECIPE FOR GRADS Procure some of the best products of the small Hlgh Schools ordlnarxly marketed rn a very pompous and knowmg lt all condltlon and a mmor por tlon of tender green ruralres Be careful that the latter are young and ungranltrc Place ln U H S mrx ln an atom of lVlanual Trammg and an atom of Algebra Add Art Psychology and a liberal quantlty of extra strength Arlthmetlc Stir wrth Practxce leachlng untll capable of being molded stlrrmg should be trenuous and glve over to tte Faculty to be moulded Allow to stand rn a warm atmosphere for two years addlng from time to time a talk from Mr Schm dt a lberal amount of nerve and blqff ln equal quantltles and a few other odds and ends After thls add several Gallons of dxgnlty and Importance some oll of consolation and several dollars worth of the SplCC of life Cover the whole when hrm with sheep skln and cut rnto the slze of ordlnary slzed mortals Your Qemors are now ready for a Job Thelr meetmv It was sudden Thelr meeting lt was sad She sacrrhced her sweet young life Twas the only llfe she had She lres beneath the daxsles On a sunny hlllslde now Ah' There rs always omethmg domg When an auto meets a cow DON T RUBBER f1lSOl.Il'lIJ qslIoo1 Aux Ajsne puv sas O1 punon-2 JI pau1n1 Jsnf I ssnul e 11219 pue panzos 193 1uop MON s nj e ester O1 ueour 1 uplp I MENS GLEE CLUB CONCERT At last through the earnest efforts of ome of the members of our faculty the management of the Men Clee Club has con cnted to grve a concert rn the Envlne Room Saturday evening une 0 2323 A D Vague and mdls tmrt reports have come to us from tme to tlme of the work done by thls not d aggregatxon but we have heretofore been unable to get them to appear ln publlc Seldom do we have an opportunlty llke thls to llsten to men of talent whose every tone IS of the long drawn out kmd A good snzed aud ence lS hoped for THE THREE SIGHS The slghs of practxce teachers Sciences Psychology 62 . , -- Y - , , - D ' 1 I T C S J . -1 . Q , , . . ., . , - , .D . , . . N . ' 1 r - ' . 5.1 D . . f , , , .. 7 . ', 's L A ' 1 uv .A B 9 . I2 , L c , s s' E , .J , . . . - , I . - .

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ENDWORD Faculty Alumni Students re xd me for my ITICIIYQ and he lenlent that you may enjoy lauvh at me for my jokes and he not over senslt ve that you may laugh Censure me for my faults but smlle is you do lt that l may be happy If there be among my readers 1 severe tr'txc to hlm l sa, l am not more faulty to hmm than to myself If then th it Crltlc demand why l was prmted this IS my answer Not th xt l thlnlx l rm perfett but th it l xm the I admire your sense of lrumor lut as you censure me l prty you There are thanks for your pralse aclmlratvon for your sense of humor and p ty for your censure Who IS here so sex ere th xt would blame me lf the Jokes were dragged m by the ears3 lf ary peak for hlm l prty XX ho IS here so fool rsh that would not take a 1oke3 If any speak for hun l plty Vvho ns here so licking In talent that he Could not h xve m de me l9etter3 If xny speak for hrm l prty too F4 ' 3 D ' ., .' 2 ' ' 3 ' ' , .. ' Q ' , 1 ' , ' ' ' : z ' ' 2 ' , 2 z result of honest labor. As you praise me. l thank you: as you laugh at me, . . , J ' ' . , . K b . V Y 2 . . 2 ' A ' 2 , a , . 2 , . C 3 , . 2