University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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CONVOCA l ION ETIQUETTE As we are frequently called from our seats rn the auclltorlum to speak ln assembly l am going to set down a few rules and lf you read and remem r them you wxll always be prepared to dellver qu1te a credxtable speech l Step on everyone s toes getting out of your seat 2 Don t fall to stumble at least twrce golng up the steps and lf posslble own lt wlll afford the students lots of fun and also take up tlme 5 Walk across the stage as nolslly as posslble and shuffle your feet as you go 4 Ram your hands xn your pockets and assume a comfortable positron avamst the table You are now ready for your speech 5 Have your mouth full of chewlng gum 0 lf you run out of anything to say you can chew a while 6 Don t talk cllstmctly you mlght dlsturb some of the conversatlons omg on IH the audlence 7 At the end of every sentence stop and laugh a llttle whnle and you wlll have your audlence lauvhmv wlthout taxlng your braln for somethlnv wrtty to say 8 lf you haven t very much to say talk very slowly so you can take up as much tlme as posslble 9 You may stand on only one foot a while to rest the other one and when that one gets tlred change and so on ln order to be perfectly com fortable and to appear at ease whlle speaking I0 Slngle out one or two speclal friends ln the audlence and grm at them occaslonally l l When returmng to your seat make all the racket you can YE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF YE HIGH SCHOOL l Ye must not expectorate on ye floor lf ye expect to rate wlth ye acher 2 Ye must not darken ye portals of ye hall ways durlng ye study hour 3 Ye must not tarry after ye five o clock bell l st ye be revlled and made a mockery of 4 Ye must be speedy to go to ye rooms lest ye deslre tardmess many and tens few Ye must not converse wlth ye pretty UlYlS above ye whisper lest sorrow and humlllatlon befall ye Ye must at all trmes preserve ye solemn demeanor and ye studlous vlsage Ye must climb ye stalrs llke ye monkey lf ye deslre to reach qurcltly ye second floor 8 Ye must not ask ye troublesome questlons lf ye deslre to retaln ye self respect 9 Ye must obey ye teacher ln ye word ye look and ye deed that your honors may be many ln thls ye sanctorum of boolss I0 ThlS above all whate er befall Ye must not on ye blackboard scrawl 61 r- Q v ' , - he - - . . I 1 A . . . . ' - Q 1 ll 1 . ' - . v . r - ' 1 5 . . Q . . , ., , . Q . . . . , - v 5 a ra Q v v - 1 s 1 1 1 ' . Q . 1 K-f 4. H 5. , , . y v , . . . n - , y 1 v

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JOKES Esther Bartel You know that thlng ln the Gym that you fasten e thlng on to put the thlng on that you jump over Mrs Hofto ln Geometry class to Gladys Emerson Now Gladys Wl you please turn around so the class can see your hgure3 Mr Kazda A gemus IS not born he rs made by years of work an practlce Everyone has an equal chance Margaret Whlte Do you mean to ay that an mmate of an Insane asylum has as much chance as l have3 Mr Kazda Well Margaret l don t know about that The second semester Of CIVIC League government Was clearly a case of MISS Manage Men T LOST AND FOUND All Interest ln Engllsh Finder please deposlt IR wa te basket and call for reward Ethel Cole All hope for the future Danforth My freedom of speech M Whlte All my red mk Fmder return at once as l can not work wnthout It Miss Putcamp My temper Du gan Lost strayed or stolen A CICCTO pony dappled ray u ed to the saddle very gentle dlspo ltlon Please return before final race as l have pmned my falth on hlm Latin Student DYING WORDS OF THE FACULTY Mrs Hofto Draw your Hgure Miss Laycock Now Mr Belyea you re out of order Mlss Putcamp That will never do surely Miss Kunz Sh sh sh sh' MISS Rlchardson Debit and credit Miss Harrls You mustnt waste tlme glrls Mr Savre Hlt the nall not your hnger Mr Kazda Senlors pay up your dues Mr Schmldt Wrlte for your crecllts Mrs South Keep your pencil sharpened Miss Martlndale Step I-llgh JUST FANCY Mr Schmldt Scoldlng MISS Putcamp Loafing and ldllng Miss Laycock ollylng Mr Kazda Thln or any fatter Miss Rlchardson Short or any taller Mrs Hofto Fllrtlng Mlss Harris-Flatterlng Mr Sayre Without hls two wheeled Ford Mrs South Glvlng pralse Mlss Martmdale Slouchmg Mm Kunz Cranky C0 . .. . . h , . . .. .H , L y - 1 , d L S .. - 1 , , . . s . l.. 0 . I L Q , y 1 g v L Q C , c . . -, . tn K 1 rv - , . . V - , . , . - . AQ .. , I

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RECIPE FOR GRADS Procure some of the best products of the small Hlgh Schools ordlnarxly marketed rn a very pompous and knowmg lt all condltlon and a mmor por tlon of tender green ruralres Be careful that the latter are young and ungranltrc Place ln U H S mrx ln an atom of lVlanual Trammg and an atom of Algebra Add Art Psychology and a liberal quantlty of extra strength Arlthmetlc Stir wrth Practxce leachlng untll capable of being molded stlrrmg should be trenuous and glve over to tte Faculty to be moulded Allow to stand rn a warm atmosphere for two years addlng from time to time a talk from Mr Schm dt a lberal amount of nerve and blqff ln equal quantltles and a few other odds and ends After thls add several Gallons of dxgnlty and Importance some oll of consolation and several dollars worth of the SplCC of life Cover the whole when hrm with sheep skln and cut rnto the slze of ordlnary slzed mortals Your Qemors are now ready for a Job Thelr meetmv It was sudden Thelr meeting lt was sad She sacrrhced her sweet young life Twas the only llfe she had She lres beneath the daxsles On a sunny hlllslde now Ah' There rs always omethmg domg When an auto meets a cow DON T RUBBER f1lSOl.Il'lIJ qslIoo1 Aux Ajsne puv sas O1 punon-2 JI pau1n1 Jsnf I ssnul e 11219 pue panzos 193 1uop MON s nj e ester O1 ueour 1 uplp I MENS GLEE CLUB CONCERT At last through the earnest efforts of ome of the members of our faculty the management of the Men Clee Club has con cnted to grve a concert rn the Envlne Room Saturday evening une 0 2323 A D Vague and mdls tmrt reports have come to us from tme to tlme of the work done by thls not d aggregatxon but we have heretofore been unable to get them to appear ln publlc Seldom do we have an opportunlty llke thls to llsten to men of talent whose every tone IS of the long drawn out kmd A good snzed aud ence lS hoped for THE THREE SIGHS The slghs of practxce teachers Sciences Psychology 62 . , -- Y - , , - D ' 1 I T C S J . -1 . Q , , . . ., . , - , .D . , . . N . ' 1 r - ' . 5.1 D . . f , , , .. 7 . ', 's L A ' 1 uv .A B 9 . I2 , L c , s s' E , .J , . . . - , I . - .