University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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JOKES Esther Bartel You know that thlng ln the Gym that you fasten e thlng on to put the thlng on that you jump over Mrs Hofto ln Geometry class to Gladys Emerson Now Gladys Wl you please turn around so the class can see your hgure3 Mr Kazda A gemus IS not born he rs made by years of work an practlce Everyone has an equal chance Margaret Whlte Do you mean to ay that an mmate of an Insane asylum has as much chance as l have3 Mr Kazda Well Margaret l don t know about that The second semester Of CIVIC League government Was clearly a case of MISS Manage Men T LOST AND FOUND All Interest ln Engllsh Finder please deposlt IR wa te basket and call for reward Ethel Cole All hope for the future Danforth My freedom of speech M Whlte All my red mk Fmder return at once as l can not work wnthout It Miss Putcamp My temper Du gan Lost strayed or stolen A CICCTO pony dappled ray u ed to the saddle very gentle dlspo ltlon Please return before final race as l have pmned my falth on hlm Latin Student DYING WORDS OF THE FACULTY Mrs Hofto Draw your Hgure Miss Laycock Now Mr Belyea you re out of order Mlss Putcamp That will never do surely Miss Kunz Sh sh sh sh' MISS Rlchardson Debit and credit Miss Harrls You mustnt waste tlme glrls Mr Savre Hlt the nall not your hnger Mr Kazda Senlors pay up your dues Mr Schmldt Wrlte for your crecllts Mrs South Keep your pencil sharpened Miss Martlndale Step I-llgh JUST FANCY Mr Schmldt Scoldlng MISS Putcamp Loafing and ldllng Miss Laycock ollylng Mr Kazda Thln or any fatter Miss Rlchardson Short or any taller Mrs Hofto Fllrtlng Mlss Harris-Flatterlng Mr Sayre Without hls two wheeled Ford Mrs South Glvlng pralse Mlss Martmdale Slouchmg Mm Kunz Cranky C0 . .. . . h , . . .. .H , L y - 1 , d L S .. - 1 , , . . s . l.. 0 . I L Q , y 1 g v L Q C , c . . -, . tn K 1 rv - , . . V - , . , . - . AQ .. , I

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WHA'I S IN A NAME QFACULTYV' Fanny l lutc xrnp Forever Pxtlent Chxrles Q Schmldt Qareful Qrltlcxl qupt Vernon l' bxyre Very Lff-lLlCHt Qin er Mary J Laycoclx lVlost ovlml l ldv Adolph H Kazdi Arn Tidbltllll Klnclness AVIS Wrl ht Hofto A Wlllln llelper Alice C1 Rlcharcl-.on Assured Lre xt Renown Olive Kunz O Kay Kathryn H lYflS Keen H xrmony THE AMBITIOUS FEW o be '1 pUglllSt Herbert Thompson o be a pre xcher Archie ohnstone avold work Mar aret VVh1te supply ll ht for the clty Stuart Hanks Odin NOILIIXX jolly Pa Schmldt Thelma Bonnett o destroy Geometry Hugh Duggan Qwrleton I rdd o have my own wxy Ted Look make no UOISC Eugene Hubbard o be an or xtor Donald Husband Tera T xnrah ll o dlct xte to everyone Luella Tofthu o retain my llfe slzed oplnlon of my elf Leon Browu become a ma lclan with a travelln show F Pxtten Ted RL ton have two strln s to my beau Florence Nlecllxnd H1 h School textbool-is oft remlnd ua A their pa es o er we turn Students often leave behmcl them MISSIVSS that they ought to burn l 'v ,. 1 - . . . fe ,i g,. . E. .Nz - 5 V Q gf. . ' . ' '- Bl -2 az V. . ' C-, ' ' z ' ' e ' 1 Q . T I ' ' 1 . T 2 - ' J . To be a missionary-Florence Mills. To ' -- g ' . To g - , I . ' . To - . T - k K , I 1 . T 2 - T . To ' -' g ' ' . T 2 - , .' 2 . .2 , T ' z - , S. T ' - ' ' ' S - l 1 . To g' ' ' ' ' g -- . e , ls' To ' g . - L 2 . .g . H . s ' g ' . 51

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CONVOCA l ION ETIQUETTE As we are frequently called from our seats rn the auclltorlum to speak ln assembly l am going to set down a few rules and lf you read and remem r them you wxll always be prepared to dellver qu1te a credxtable speech l Step on everyone s toes getting out of your seat 2 Don t fall to stumble at least twrce golng up the steps and lf posslble own lt wlll afford the students lots of fun and also take up tlme 5 Walk across the stage as nolslly as posslble and shuffle your feet as you go 4 Ram your hands xn your pockets and assume a comfortable positron avamst the table You are now ready for your speech 5 Have your mouth full of chewlng gum 0 lf you run out of anything to say you can chew a while 6 Don t talk cllstmctly you mlght dlsturb some of the conversatlons omg on IH the audlence 7 At the end of every sentence stop and laugh a llttle whnle and you wlll have your audlence lauvhmv wlthout taxlng your braln for somethlnv wrtty to say 8 lf you haven t very much to say talk very slowly so you can take up as much tlme as posslble 9 You may stand on only one foot a while to rest the other one and when that one gets tlred change and so on ln order to be perfectly com fortable and to appear at ease whlle speaking I0 Slngle out one or two speclal friends ln the audlence and grm at them occaslonally l l When returmng to your seat make all the racket you can YE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF YE HIGH SCHOOL l Ye must not expectorate on ye floor lf ye expect to rate wlth ye acher 2 Ye must not darken ye portals of ye hall ways durlng ye study hour 3 Ye must not tarry after ye five o clock bell l st ye be revlled and made a mockery of 4 Ye must be speedy to go to ye rooms lest ye deslre tardmess many and tens few Ye must not converse wlth ye pretty UlYlS above ye whisper lest sorrow and humlllatlon befall ye Ye must at all trmes preserve ye solemn demeanor and ye studlous vlsage Ye must climb ye stalrs llke ye monkey lf ye deslre to reach qurcltly ye second floor 8 Ye must not ask ye troublesome questlons lf ye deslre to retaln ye self respect 9 Ye must obey ye teacher ln ye word ye look and ye deed that your honors may be many ln thls ye sanctorum of boolss I0 ThlS above all whate er befall Ye must not on ye blackboard scrawl 61 r- Q v ' , - he - - . . I 1 A . . . . ' - Q 1 ll 1 . ' - . v . r - ' 1 5 . . Q . . , ., , . Q . . . . , - v 5 a ra Q v v - 1 s 1 1 1 ' . Q . 1 K-f 4. H 5. , , . y v , . . . n - , y 1 v