University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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JOKES Belyed How lonc' Cin fx man llve wlthout lDlHlI'lS Pitton l dont lxnovn llow old xre you3 Don t Qtudy when you ff tired Or h xve S0fI16'tl'1lllf else to do Don t Qtudy when you re h xppy For th xt would mxlxe you hlu Don t study ID the d lvtlme Don t study ln the nl ht But study ull the other time Wlth all your II1'ilI1 md mwht lmpson ln Enfvlleh IV to prdctlce telcher Th t Son X oo hard lVlns Kelly Oh no' Nlot for those who h me had mx en them thelr share of mtelleet LOVE .5 GEOGRAPHY Qape of Good Hope Sweet sixteen Cwpe Flattery Twenty Cape l oolcout lnwenty hve Cape Farewell Forty e may llve without poetry mu ll md art e mxy llve without COHQLISULB we mly llve wvthout heart e may llve without frlende we m y live without lnoolts ut cxvlllzed men Q xnnot llve wlthout c ools Ted oolx Qln hl her xve rw n xx xt Ca e K, rxde tu Cl S l'l:I'Lj Mrs llofto On tl'lC ITIIHOI' SCalC Leon B to Koreer H Sly do you lxnow l feel l l e thirty cente3 Koreen Well well everythlng Qeems to have Hone up l1telV lm afrild that bell means another caller 1 d Edna You know there IS uch a thlnv as you re not helnv at home replled Ioy B YC? sand Edfli arid tl'lCI'C IS Sl1Cl'l I tl IDU RS Yfly l'J?lYlf7 CD owed 71 . .'-- h f ' ' ' V' ' ? f - ' '. ' 2 . . i .X , A ,g ,.', 3 ' . ' 2 , ' z 2 '. eg . 2 . ' , l 2 cl 2 .5 A . SA 5 '. , C ' . 2 r . J: U za les. vas t . 'S :H .. 2 ' Q' ' . , ' . , 'F---T- -- ff- ........-. V . . .4...-...-.............-f . . I . Cape Fear ........................,..................... Thirty W Q ' ' , ,V ' 3 . e ' ' ' ' 3 W I 4 ' tg , ix ' K V ' 1 B I' 'z ' ' T '-. . C' ' ' 'g zl,,-.h .J: 'AO 'hz C 'l do 'ou 511 . S rl ut: . . .: 'A 2 , ' - it V' 2 . :H , , ' ,. D I u. C' - Sci . K U S I :J '3 Z ' H --H - l C- H U 2 N- ra 'K fl 5 film

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MIRACLES MISS Laycock smlled and mollled Leo drdn t see Ethel all day Hubbard wasn t heard from Margaret Whlte real serlous rn cla s Dean dldn t talk to a lrl all day All passed m English 4 Mr Kazda scolded hls LIVICS Cla s Danforth came to class on tune Bacon for ot to sleep ln class B6-lyea had hus En llsh 4 le son ROCKEFELLER S TAINTED LUCRE Hanks Wouldn t you llke to h ve some of Roc' efeller s money Howard P Nlo l wouldnt t s tamted Hanks Why3 Howard Cause lt talnt for me rd lt talnt for you Ruthj A woman s reach hould exceed her grxsp or vwh it s a Heaven or Heard ID Physlcs Class Teacher What IS a vacuum3 Patton Well er l can t explam lt but l have It ln my head MISS Putcamp ln Latm Why IS Clty fem1n1ne3 Archle ohnstone Well you always peak of the outskxrt of a clty Advlce to Debaters and Orator Open your mouth and throw out your chest SPRING TIME Lall up on the telephone Make a llttle date Tell her to be ready So you wlll not be late Take her to the movles Buy a ten cent rm!! And you ll be a fusser bo the people ll thmk Bacon suddenly awakemng from an lntellectual nap IH Phy ml gy class exclaimed Oh' l saw a mule once 1 . I -I . . s.. 0 D . . . 3 ts. C7 5 t. 0 Q . D c . 7 . I 1 1, . - ' ' 4,a. . . . . .1 ' s je , ' 2 ' J 1 - Y Q Q , - - . . S1 . - V . , - krv . .. .. - . .. . . , Q ,. 7 , K 'a 5A

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JOKES Helen Don t you thlnk Thelma s volce ought to be cultlvated3 Ethel No I thmk It should be harvested Professor Schmlclt lVlr Cook why drd you leave Central H1gh3 Cook To tell you the truth lt was because the professors and the school board quarrelled too much lVlr Schmldt Do you mean to say they actually quarrelled3 Cook Yes slr When xt wasnt me and the professors It was me and the board The student ln the crowded car had his eyes closed when lm the con ductor reached him Wake up sald m I wasnt asleep explalned the student but I hate to see women standing SENIOR AUCTION SALE Valuable materxal useful good as new thoroughly tested e entxal welfare ofU H S students CLARICE SIMPSON Auctioneer ARTICLES DONATED BY My trled and true bluffs Leon Brown Heber Edwards Seventeen pounds of English themes Elm Melstacl Complete set of effectlve excuses adapted to every occasion Paul Dan forth joy Belyea MISS A book of etlquette Ruby Halvorson Two tons of athletlc pugnaclousness Ted Cook C Ladd One pound of bold aggresslve splrlt Donald Husband Ten gallons of bottled Hotaxr Lloyd Frledman Cole coal Leo COSgYlfl: Book How to Work the Teachers lVlary Gowran WANTED By every semor a Job LOST A pound of unadulterated nerve lost at my last mtervlew wxth Laycock Ethel Cole 76 . . . , . . , . - .. . , . ' , .. .I 1 - , . , 1 . , , QS' , , , , cc to , .. ' . , . V .. , ' 1 , - , . 1 V .