University High School - Flickertail Yearbook (Grand Forks, ND)

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POOR RICHARD S ALMANAC We have heard that nothlng affects the standard of this school so much as the example and the advlce of the graduatlng class We trust that our mfluence has been beneflclal and that the followmg ul S will be a gulde Freshmen The path you mu t travel IS long and you wlll often be weaned but do not despair for Sheepskms follow the mldnlght oll Don t be dxscouraged because you are green for A green bough rarely breaks and greenness IS a sxgn of growth Beware of the Soph He IS a crafty fellow and wlll surely try to work your bralns lnstead of h s own Sophomores You have now reached the age at whlch you are prone to become slaves to fashion and foollshness Vle urge upon you Be not frlvolous for the styllsh COIHUYC secures not IO per cent and blg heads have llttle w1t Become fluent ID conversation We acqulred our proflcxency during the one oclock perlod of Engl sh IV Do you llkewxse for fluent talking IS essentlal to good blufflng and a good bluffer IS the martest one ln class But be not overconhdent for self satlsfactxon precedeth a flunk unlors Your Ideals frighten u You rush ln where SCNIOYS fear to tread but where xgnorance IS bl tls folly to be wise However ln prac tlce Ignorance wlll not save you Take for your watchword Monthly Grades' SCUIOYS Let us adopt the followmg maxlms Get along wlth as little work as posslble for belng studlous IS a lonesome task When you want to gossip collect ln the hallways thereby sax mg the reputatlon of the study room Accept a fifty dollar positron Teach because you love to not for money for Money lS vrle lucre Faculty To you our suggestlons are few It lS a tremendous expen e for students to keep their lamps well filled Supply the oll for them for generosity hath It s own reward Never Hunk anyone It IS very mconslclerate and of cour e students are not to blame lf you give hard examlnatlons for Ah A teacher may aslt a questlon that twenty five vuse men cannot answer As lgn les ons of extra length on Frlday thus assuring to the students a quiet re tful Saturday 1nd Sunday slnce absence of occupatlon IS not rest and ldleness leadeth to the Orpheum Never hesltate to answer questxons on Monday morning You wlll relleve much embarrassment Class of I9l9 '30 9 . Y S , m C .. D, . . . .. . . . . .. . 7 Y ' T3 ' . .. .. . K . , g .D .., . . . 3 1 . .. . , . .. .. . . - .. .. . , - y . . , . , . . . . . t ... . , ' Q .7 . . . . . J .. S. M . . . . . . . 'CQ ' - , .-c, . - y -. , . . . ' Y . v v . . , .. . . .. , . S .. . . .. . . . .. f . , . C' t . 1 -- . L Y - - Q , - ' . . -R S K , . I . Q . K 4, c , ,, . . .. ... .. . , i 5. .

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PERPENDICULAR F ALLS' STRIKES LINE AT MIDDLE POINT LINE COMPLETELY BISECTED DROPPED FROM GIVEN POINT INVESTIGATION VVooIworth Hall Mathernrtlcs Room AprI IOth SPCCIIII It wa rumored that at an earIy hour thls mornm a perpe dIcuIar was dropped from 1 Iven polnt faIIIng In such a manner as to compIeteIy IJI cnt the glvel IIne A wIId scene of confuslon foIIowed Eye wltne es of the cxtastrophe say that the Ime made frantlc effort to avold the onrush of the p rpendlcular but all In valn The Ilne was truck amldsh p and I total Io s Suspects Held The perpetrator of thIs outra e IS 'xs yet unknown but severaI suspects ar under SUSPICIOU I-Iugh Dug an IS be-Ileved to hxve a knowledge of the case as on varrous OCCHSIODS for the past two years h has expre ed a deslre to commlt the deed Irrlerds of Hu h Du an deny hxs uIIt and CIaIm Intervlewed stoutIy malntalned that I-Iu II Duggan was Innocent and cI0sed by saylng I do not beIIeve that the entIe dlsposltlon of my frlend wouId p rmlt hlm to even thlnk of such an outra Fr ends of CIrIeton Ladd and Ted Cook are equaIIy certam of thelr Innocence and WIII II ht the cas If necessary Women In Case The most amazrng Informatlon unearthed was when Au ust Evenson avowed that a Iady was at the bottom of the consplracy The Iady has shown cunnln on several occaslons and her test mony wIII undoubtedly be of reat Interest Authorrtles Investlgate The publlc I9 to rest a sured however that 1 thorou h Investlgatlon wrll follow and any one connected Wlth the affalr w1II ICCCIVC thelr Iut oumshment Enemles of QarIeton Ladd Tedd Cook Ind I-Iugh Du an cIaITn hat they are all equally uIIt5 and should therefore receIve fuII credlt for tI'e offense At the same tlme the authorltles are of the OPIIIIOF that If the offense IS repeated the guIIty m xy expect nothrrg short of graduahon 7 I . C . ' , ' 2 ' . , I Q 'E .- ' s 2 g' ' , ' ' ' ' ' 's - ' ' ' . ' ' . ' ' ,ss . 2 ' . ' ' ' ' ' s ', , , e ' ' ' ' . ' ' s ' ' ' I . is 2 ' s . . l g I C . ' r . K- e ' ' . K g ' ' 2 ' , K , ' ' 1 e ss I , l , I A U Oro I 0 l ' Pu Cab ' . D that f,arIeton Ladd, and Ted Cook are to bIame. FIBHICIID Patton, when ' y L 1 1 1 , e ' ' ' ge. I .a . . . . ,g C , V . . U K g . g . v i - I g . .K S Y Y I 'g . . . . Z . Y. . . . . S '. . ' I , I x gg 'I

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