University High School - The Cub Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Mrs. Nelson: Did }ou open the window wide? Brock: You bet I did! I ])ulled the top half all the wa - down and the .bottom half all the way up. Hot Dog! Into the grinder went our pup — Vou never sausage cutting up. Scotchman Dies of Heart Failure ! He had been throwing pennies to the little children when the string broke. It is funny I do not rememljer limping when I left home, said the ab- sent minded professor as he walked down the street with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter. Miss Lindsay : (in French class) You ' re too literal. You don ' t read be- tween the lines enough. Gordon Arlett: I can ' t very well. It ' s erased too much. Miss Stewart : If } ou want a thing done, do it yourself. Thomas Hopkins: How aliout cutting your hair? 1st Stude : What is the difference between a sewing machine a,nd a kiss? 2nd Stude : I give up. 1st Stude: A sewing machine sews seams nice and a kiss seems so nice. My heart is in the ocean. cried the poet rapturously on the Bermuda boat. You ' ve gone me one better, said the sea-sick passenger as he tightened his grip on the railing. Bobo : (in riotous senior meeting) This is the best senior class I have ever been in. Geraldine Butler: I would be at an awful loss if you weren ' t here every day. Jack Bannister: That ' s all right, ]Mr. Aten ' s here. Miss Baum : Does anyone know ' ashington ' s farewell address? Charles D.: Heaven! Charlie Dondero: (to Miss Cunningham) It ain ' t fair to mark a whole word when you get it all spelled right except one letter.

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EXCESS BAGGAGE ISS ulUcr: (iiistnictiiitj in class play) How do you address a baronet? P obo: Your Lordship. Miss ' olker: And his lady? Bobo : Vour ladyship. Miss X ' olker: .And an admiral? Bobo : Er— your flagship. M No. 6321 : When 1 tjet out of here I ' m jroing to have a hot time, aren ' t you? No. 2842: I hope not. I ' m in for life. Jean Hunt : (to clerk in store) I want a box of ajiples. Clerk: Do you want Baldwins? Jean: Surely. Did you think I wanted some with hair on? I asked her if 1 could see her home. What did she say? She said she would send me a picvure of it. Father: Herbert writes that he has a beautiful lamp from boxing. Mother : I always knew he ' d win something in athletics, the dear bov. Aten : ' hat do you do for a living: Bannister: Breathe. Seen On a Pink Slip Went to an osteopath Wednesday after school. Had to go to the doctor Thursday. Forty-three

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The Big House A-a-ab I Throat Cutter The Big Bosses Disco rded fir riiT. r 1 Unconscious A Private Droodcast r 5 wvt Tbe Cr?d Forty-five