University High School - Clarion Yearbook (Normal, IL)

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l Ihr Marion E. B. McCormick is connected with the U. S. Navy. He furnishes the gas for the zeppelins and similar aircraft. Marjorie Clark is business manager of the Piggly Wiggly Stores. Her fond spouse- yes, the same one-is chief cashier. Joe De La Moreaux is a school teacher down South. I always knew he would come to no good end. K Howard Duesing and his 'Leven Lame Brains , the hottest orchestra in captivity, are stopping over in Normal prior to filling a Broadway engagement. Howard says he owes his success to the Thalian girls, who let him get a start at the Thalian Carnival in 1929. Harold Graves accompanies Howard in the capacity of eccentric dancer. Chip and his partner, Lola Hinshaw, are of international renown because of their aggressive tactics. Loren Johnson is a lawyer. Since he led a life of crimef?j in his younger days, he knows just what to expect now, and he's really tough. Ned Harwood is a song-and-dance artist. He Fits right into this work because as a child he had no equal for playing around. W. Christopher Fagerburg telephones that he is unable to come to our little whoopee party, that really he is so busy with the wife and kiddies that he just cannot see how it is possible for him to get there. He is an artist up in Chicago, and his latest work, Seen from behind the Back Fence, brought thirty thousand at the New York exhibit. Ruth Walker, temperamental as usual, is a prima donna up in Brush Center, Maine. She has just arrived and favored us all with one of her sweet smiles. Dorothy Stotler is on the road advertising for Ivory Soap-with some difficulty, however, because it is now only 66 6-9 per cent pure. Roberta Holley has just published her sixty-ninth book. She is reveling in Rolls Royces and palatial mansions. Marie Satterfneld is a stenographer and a champion. She has the record for gum- chewing as well as typing. Her mastication rate goes up into four hundred chews a minute, while her typing makes one word for every two chews. I believe she's getting weak. Hortense Clarke is director-elect of the National Women's Auxiliary of Street Cleaners. Mara Helen Kimball will preach at 7:00 p. m. on The Trend of Modern Youth . She is a mean evangelist. Bernadine Fagerburg is editor of the latest scandal magazine, Secrets of the Four Hundred , by one who knows. William Andrew Beyer managed to drop off in Normal for a few days previous to flying to Paris on the transatlantic air line. He now owns the famous Beyer restaurants on the aircrafts. The faces of the class of 1929 fade from the glass. The future refuses to disclose more. Allah be merciful! Editor's Note: The author of this article, the Right Honorable T. Morse Barger, Jr., cabled the message from the wilds of Central Africa, where he lives surrounded by natives, mud, and tse-tse flies. His is a miserable lot, a sentence passed upon him by the class of 1929 when years ago he claimed to foresee destinies similar to those forecast in this manuscript. Page eighteen I 9 2 9 Q va

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ills Cilarmn Q5 we are known Virginia Allen- Ginger Ale What's tl1e use of worrying? It never was worth while. Florence Arbogast- Canary God has given you one face, And you make yourself another. Hooper Arnold-- Major The wor1d's no better if we worryg Life's no longer if we hurryf' Ferdinand Basting- Bud,' HA lad, light hearted and content. With his mind on your welfare bent. Helen Bischoff- Speedy She is neither too young to be wise Nor too old to be careful. Eugene Blair-'AGene Generally the wisest man In the company-disguised. Rolland Bliss- Happyl' Whatever skeptic may inquire for, For every why he had a wherefore. Ruth Bright- Teddy,' There was a soft and pensive grace, A cast of thought upon her face. Walter Bright- Walt . We grant although he .had much wit, He was very shy of using it. Willard Brinegar- Willie Clever enough to convince us that he Is cleverer than we at our cleverestf' Charles Burroughs- Chuck Happy am I, from care I am free, p Why aren't they all contented like me? Kennie Bushee- Ken Pleasure thy servant, Virtue looking on. Helen Campbell- Chicken The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent. Monette Carver- Mony A face with gladness overspread Soft smiles by human kindness bred. Paul Carver- Carv There are times when all alone, I think out ideas of my own. A. D. Cline- Apple Dumpling Thy heart is as full of quarrels As an egg is full of meat. Mary Craig- Just Mary Always smiling, never crying, Always trying, never sighing. Charlene Davies- Squeaky If ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know itj' Mary Dunk- Brick In truth together do you seem, Like Something fashioned in a dream. Page twenty I 9 2 9 Q lil , 1 I Etas gf- -A i