University High School - Bisbila Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Shelly Palmer bequeaths his way with the women to (Jib Moreau. Earle Hanson bestows his dignified silence on Page Hunt. Nancy Babcock leaves the school as quietly as she came. Betty Bell and Harriet Palin take their red hair and leave the school practically in darkness. Alice Gortner confers her chiseled features to some less fortunate Junior who got chiseled out of features. Dave Brink bestows his page duty on I larold Goldman. Kirk Lawton wills the honor roll to Willard Ailstrom. Paul Ramstad leaves in a rush to keep his appointment with Einstein. Ruth Herrmeyer confers her unrufilcd calm on Myra Jane Day. Ware King leaves for the north woods and more canoe trips. Charles Levinson leaves the editorship of the Breeze to whoever gets there first. Margaret Glockler has asked that her brains be distributed among the less fortunate. Dick Parrish leaves I-orraine—but not for long. Neil Rankine departs in search of a good argument. Louis Quast leaves his love affairs in search of more. Virginia Keithly leaves her charming voice to the Glee Club. June Little leaves the state and is heading straight for the South and the Indian boys. Roxanna Klein and Ruth Kittlcson leave school, this time with clear consciences. Louise Lightner leaves the mumps to next year's epidemics. Ada Rifkin bestows her ability to get ads from business men with strong wills. Eleanor Salisbury leaves without turning in her English assignment. Jane La Du bequeaths the Bisbila editorship to any up-and-coming Junior. Kenney Buzzell leaves his opinion of the Ford to anyone owning a Tcrraplanc—or vice versa. Maxine Snyder leaves her artistic ability to Jean Robbins. Dorothy Pcnficld wills her incessant chatter to Betty Lau. Helen Lathrop leaves her unusually good nature to Frances I-awton. Mary Ruth Odell bequeaths her pull with Mr. Murra to anyone having the proper qualifications. Ira Jeffery leaves Dick Abbey to argue with Mr. Murra. Lindley Sullivan leaves his unfailing sense of humor to Franklin Page. Isabelle Hazcltinc bestows her gorgeous black hair upon Marcia Gould. Betty Hcdback leaves the school a year too soon. Virginia Mickcl wills her dependability to the girl most worthy of it. Bill Ovrom leaves his water-carrying ability to Winfield Stevens. Bill Rhodes wills the Woodbury’s Soap Company the skin you love to touch. Jean Mowery and Patricia Solhaug leave school together. Bob Kelsey leaves his chess-playing ability to Dick McGee. Don Lampland bestows his neatness upon John Chapman. Warren York wills his business ability to George Firestone. Bob Roscndahl leaves his scientific ability to Carl Linccr. John Liggett wills his height to anyone who can come up to it. Neil Sherwood departs with the rest of St. Anthony Park. HE NINETEEN THIRTY-FIVE BISBILA Seventeen

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The Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1935 TJff E THE SENIOR CLASS, though doubtfully of sane body or sound mind. W thoughtfully relinquish our multitude of accomplishments (??) upon the following persons: Dean Arny wills his brains to Don Gold. Hob Lcren leaves to write sport news with Dick Cullum. Tom Garrett bequeaths his smooth way to Allan Hall. Betty Ritchie bestows her sweet way on Madeline Murphy. Sam Williams leaves—poor Onny. Mary Jane Hazen leaves her likeness to the Lucky Strike girl for the magazines. Jean Bcddall wills her incessant giggle to Cis Shryock. Elaine Frazer leaves her athletic ability to Kitty Mordaunt. Betty Bell leaves her quiet, reserved manner to Florence Chapin. Jack Andrews leaves his egotism to George Corncveaux. Dean Hughes lends his “Wild West magazines to Miss Quinn. Jeanne Oistad bequeaths her smooth complexion to the Fcls-Naptha advertising staff. Don Ferguson bequeaths all his athletic ability upon his young hero-worshippers. Helen Gould leaves her young coyness to Lorraine Chase. Paul McGee wills his enchanting dancing ability to John Hammcrcl. Kenney Peisch bestows his ability to play football upon Jack Thames. Kay Heaton leaves her dressmaking ability to Grace Bemis. Bud McCarthy leaves Don Meyers to carry on in that new tank. Realizing the condition of Dave Brewer’s car, Ed Seder leaves him his motorcycle. Harold Ferrin leaves the Junior girls to pine away. Ruth Shcllman leaves her striking looks to Jayne Weitoff. Henry Daurn leaves his posters to the school in case they run out of talent. Fred Kcdney leaves the institution to be the fifth Marx brother. Gordy Sinclair wills his “wim-wigor and vitality” to Bill Miller. Betty Mack and Don Ferguson leave the school “rendezvous” to Janncy Simons and Micky Frcdell. Virginia Pouchcr leaves the ice cream stand—in the lower hall. Frances I lealy leaves her vocabulary to some superb Junior. Katherine Snyder leaves her blush to Audrey Nelson. Margaret Macoubrey leaves the clubroom in very good order. Larry Orenstcin leaves Archie to heave his first sigh of relief in four years. Betty Kuchn confers her “queenliness” upon anyone who can qualify. Marj Cummins considered bestowing her big brown eyes, but thought better of it as they might be valuable in the future. Ruth Ellison is depending on Ellen Jane to “carry on.” Lois Peterson leaves the campus to conquer new fields at Carlcton. Zohmah leaves U High in a daze. Bill Fournie leaves his blue sweater to stand alone. the nineteen thirty.five bisbil Sixteen

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The Senior Prophecy SCENE: Broadcasting Studio TIME: 1945 Announcer: Hello, you lucky listeners, this is Henry Daum, your favorite announcer, speaking. This evening I take great pleasure in introducing a brand new presentation, the Kedney Koco-Krax Kara van. To start off the program you will hear the Koco-Krax Kowboy Krooncr, Dean Hughes, singing “My Home on the Range. (Hughes sings.) And now, ladies and gentlemen, before we go on with the program I want to say a word about this wonderful cracker conceived and concocted by the world-famous chef, Fred Kedney. This luscious wafer not only contains all the healthful ingredients which grandmother used to use, but it also contains vitamins X, Y, and Z, recently discovered by Professors Ramstad and King. I can and will, as is my custom, say a great deal more about this product before the evening is over, but while I catch my breath, Lindlcy Sullivan, the silver-voiced tenor, will lose his. Okay, Lindlcy. (Lindlcy sings.) Lovely, lovely, Lindley. You have just heard the mellifluous,—uh, delicious, luscious, elegant,—oh, oh. I got started talking about those Koco-Krax again, but who wouldn’t? The whole nation is going Koco-Kraxy and a good thing it is, too,—but I won’t say another word for two whole minutes while Dave Brink and his fourteen horn-blowers, drum-sockcrs, and piano-ticklers swell the breeze to the tune of “Sizzle,” that hot new piece by Composer Orcnstcin. (Orchestra plays.) Now folks. Miss Odell, the sports reporter, will give you all the latest dope on the world of sports. Take it away, Mary Ruth. Mary Ruth: Thanks, Henry. Well, everybody, I know you are all impatiently waiting for some advance information on the coming Kelsey-Fcrguson boxing match so I brought the contestants up here to say a word for themselves. Champion Ferguson, what do you think about the match? Percy: Well up to a few minutes ago I thought I would probably win easily, but I’m not so sure now. Mary Rutii: And why the sudden uncertainty, may I ask? Fergy: I just saw him nibbling on a Koco-Krax. Hank: Atta boy. Fergy, you gen that advertising in nice. Mary Ruth: Well. Mr. Kelsey, what do you think the outcome of the fight will be? Kelsey: I ain’t so sure. For a while I t’ought I’d have a pretty tough time layin’ him out before dull thoid round, but I hear he’s busted trainin’. He ain’t been eatin’ these here Koco-Krax very rcg’lar. I t’ink I ought to be able to get him in about dc middle of dc foist round. Mary Ruth: Thanks a lot for the expert opinions, boys, and now I’ll turn the microphone over to Katherine Snyder, Songbird of the South, also East, North, and all points West. (Katherine sings.) Hank: And now folks, I take great pleasure in introducing that king of Yogis, Don Lamp-land. Yogi Lampland will forecast the futures of many of our foremost citizens. Okay, Yogi, haul that crystal ball up here and start gazing. Lampland: What vision meets my eye, what vision meets my eye, what vis—ah, I know, it is none other than Shelly Palmer, that fiery statesman from Minnesota. He is mounting the White House steps with his private secretary. Rosy Mills, while Communist Hibbard is winding up prior to throwing a bomb at the pair. Ah, more trouble in politics. T H E Eighteen NINETEEN T H R T Y - F I V E B I S B I L A