University High School - Bisbila Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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■BIIUIUUlSUBIiniIE:ilIlilIl!IiniIi!IE:Ut!l1IS!!II iitniui'iiruiiffliii6'ionni'i3!i!finiiii!iii ’ i: I!: i'i i,’:: . . • t r X 1 V F. R S 1 T Y H 1 G H S C H O O I., M 1 N X E A PO I. 1 S “Hup.” Anyone can have his business managership by applying to him before June 11th. Thirty-second—W ithout offense to Mr. Pepinsky, by being charitable. Caroline Murray donates the Three Points of Suspension” to the school orchestra. She also makes Eleanor Clure chairman of a reception committee for all 'Mainline Dukes” who should happen to visit I . H. S. during the following year. Thirty-third—Ruth Palm bequeaths her violent flirtations with the Ereshmen boys to Alice Hickey; to Oliver Skalbeck she leaves her dimples, whether (diver needs them or not. Thirty-fourth—Being a social worker. Agnes Pierce has voluntarily suggested that Elizabeth Erickson fill her position as violinist at “Sochu. Further, she leaves her sister to occupy a chair in Miss Hubman’s German classes. Thirty-fifth—Greta Clark shall become the proud possessor of a part of Marguerite Robinson’s rebellious and naughty nature. Dorothy Every shall inherit her fondness for “Hamlet” and the diplomacy which obtains the tickets to performances of Hamlet.” ‘Thirty-sixth—For the benefit of those who wish to remember Donna Rosen, she will issue prints of the picture printed elsewhere in this hook, and as Monroe won’t need the piano any more, she has determined to give it to Bcngt. who is also a musician. Thirty-seventh— ‘Gift of gab’ may be inherited.” So says Erma Schurr. who bequeaths hers to Grace Johnson. Having decided to go into the movies,” she will no longer neecd her dramatic voice, which is hereby deeded to Elizabeth Erickson. Thirty-eighth—Eleanor Staples wills her knowledge of powders to the Chemistry Department of C. 11. S., and a Friday night guide to Stillwater wanderings to anyone aspiring to be a detective. (This last is said to be very interesting from a standpoint of adventure.) Thirty-ninth—Monroe Strickler leaves a good Climax to all future storv-writers and his commanding personality to Young Balconte. Fortieth— Rosie” Tuve has decreed that Gilbert Willson shall receive three yards—and only three yards—of her height, and that her tluidness of speech in French shall goto Dan Finkelstein. Forty-first—Lloyd Vye has promised faithfully that after June 11. Arthur Porter shall become heir to his sky-line,” and he intends to leave sometehing to Marie Bruce, but he hasn’t made up his mind yet what it shall he. Forty-second—At the last minute. Helen Haggerty remembered her old friend, Marshall Cless, and as a parting gift, asked that he he left her habit of handing in poetic contributions to the Campus Breeze. As a little remembrance her place in the Dramatic Club is to go to Frances McLean. Finally, with all due regrets upon leaving, the class, acting as a body, makes the following decree: First—That Mr. Miller be given all due sympathy for lieing left without the guidance of the class of l‘ 20. Second—That all individual ability at “bluffing and getting by with it lie bestowed generously upon each of the remaining classes. Third (and last)—That all lockers, buttonhooks (handy as keys), excuses with changeable dates, battered suitcases, extra hairpins and honored dignity be left to any person desirous of possessing them. Witness our mark, this sei’cnteenth day of May. Nineteen Hundred and Twenty. “XT Witnessed by: Stacks of Annual work and lots of other rubbish. Legal Adviser: Miss Rkwky Bki.i.k Incus. Page Twenty-three

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WBnniiiHBDKiBinniwnMnHHnaHnnwMHiwiiBnuiiBauHifliHitnMnMiiiiiauiuaitnBiBiiiiiinitiiaT'1 ininiiiiiiiUitiiBUMHyiaHnBinMmKKf T II E X I N E T E E X - T W E X T V B I S B 1 I- A to hand over any of the locker keys to “I ' High boys, that he may | ossess in the future at the tniversity, that they may appreciate his lunches. He also leaves his nicely j arted hair to Cletus. Fifteenth—Not to be left out, is little Wilma (Jerst, who promptly disposes of her nice pantry to Hetty to keep stocked for Milfred. Sixteenth—In order to have more time to pursue his studies in the future. Edward Grumke leaves to Marian Sardeson his engagement calendar,—and a toothless comb to Arthur Porter. Seventeenth—Catherine Haisley has briefly compiled all her secrets and memoirs into 104 volumes, which she dedicates to the “I”' High. However, she refuses to leave any rights to the front seat of a certain Reo. Eighteenth—Katharine Hall, after great lamentations and discourses, finally consented to entrust “Rig Sister to I.aura Elder, and her marvelous intake and exhaust of hot air to the school ventilation system. Nineteenth—Raymond Hanson, also being of sound mind, bequeaths to Mr. Reeve one (1) vote for Hoover, and to the History Department he leaves one green-striped baseball suit, valuable as a relic because once worn by the famous Wilson Wells. Twentieth—With over-due generosity, Andy Hislop wills his habit of going directly home after school to Hildor Wold: to Mrs. Hickey he leaves his habit of “spoofing the boys. Twenty-first—Harry Hillstrom leaves his afternoon beauty sleeps to I .aura Elder, and to Harry Hill he leaves all his Rainbow collars. Twenty-second—With great reserve, I lelen Jackson donates a little superfluous reserve to Ethel Strickler. and. as an example to many “C High students, she leaves her attendance records at athletic events. Twenty-third—Mildred Jacobson ardently desires that her recipe for Titian hair lx left to Laura Elder, and that her list of Hamline telephone numbers be left to Margaret Payne. Twenty-fourth—Mildred Jaynes joyfully decrees that Margaret Morris shall receive her iirl Scout duties, and that Avis I.itzenlx rg shall inherit her love for 45-mile hikes. Twenty-fifth—Caro Jurisch benevolently wills her loud, blustering public speeches to Professor James Perkins, and lx fore she leaves she wishes to hand in a noteliook which was due last fall, but which was accidently left home on the piano. Twcnty-sixth—A1 ways generous, little Gladys Kuehne leaves her sword to the cooking classes to Ik used as a butter knife, and her Lord Eauntleroy hat goes to Weenie Hilgedick. Twenty-seventh—All joking aside. Lucille Larson willingly gives her Xo. 12’s to Mosses, so that lie may cover more ground as he hippety-hops to school in the morning. Eddie Bruce is to receive her marcelle wave (permanent for two days) immediately upon the close of school. Twenty-eighth—Grace Johnson shall become heir to Elfrida Lundeberg’s lx)isterousness. Elfrida also has decided that Mary Howe shall inherit her f reckles. Twenty-ninth—Carl Langland was finally persuaded to leave his perpetual motion machines to Mr. Mackell to play with, and his windiness to the Campus Breeze. Thirtieth—W ishing to keep his cute little tricks in U High. Hugo Miller wills them to J x Hummel, and his book of jokes, published during the Erench Revolution, he wills to Miss Denneen. Thirty-first—Prank Moulton entrusts all of his Freshman girls to his brother. Rowland, but retains the privilege of taking them out riding in his new Page Twenty-two

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hi: i i 1 miiim !! ' iiiinii!!i mu ii' viimiiBi.-iiiiiiiiiHiiihiiiiiti 'iiiBiiiiiiinMniiiiiiii 'miiniHinniiiiii ii'iraiiuniitniiiii i nutntaiiiiuiiinHffiiBfHiiiirga T II K N 1 I N E T E E X - T VY E N T Y B 1 S B I L A The Fate of the Ten Seniors TEX learned Seniors cutting capers all the time, Mr. Miller found one out. And then there were but nine. Nine learned Seniors to English class came late, ()ne forgot to bring his slip. And then there were but eight. Eight learned Seniors hiding up in nigger-heaven. One missed a “Math. quiz. And then there were but seven. Seven learned Seniors got into a mix. To the office one was called. And then there were hut six. Six learned Seniors did Latin ponies drive. One was caught by Miss Dcnneen, And then there were but five. Five learned Seniors thought French an awful bore. One received the fateful “F, And then there were hut four. Four learned Seniors all praying fora B,” The “B” stung one of them. And then there were hut three. Three learned Seniors partook of chocolate goo. One recalled her gym pledge. And then there were but two. Two learned Seniors chewing Spearmint gum. Miss Fleming had an eagle eye. And then there was but one. ()ne learned Senior grew studious more and more, And won the Senior medal When high school days were o'er. ElFKIDA Lt'XDKHKRG. Page Tu enty-four