University High School - Cub Yearbook (Baton Rouge, LA)

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I!HHl!H!EYF-W Jlflsafi Joanne SCENE 1 l In B11l1'.s' 111111 Tl11'gj11'11-XI111111111' is buying Il cowlmy 51111. ! Eddie w11Ik..s' 'NIJ 111111 slaps 41111111110 on the l1111'l1. EDDll'Q1x'VCll, hello, -Ioanne. XVhat in the world are you doing in Baton Rouge? KIOANNE-Eddie O'Donnell of all people! I-Iaven't seen you since we got our last sheet ol' state paper all tied up with pink ribbons. How've you been getting along? Are you married? Wfho are you married to? Got any kids? How many? Vlhere are you living? . . . XVhy don't you say something? EDDIE-Say, wait a minute. Let's go down to Dalton's and get a coke to cool you off. SCENE II flt 12111111113 H1111t11ii1111 Iffilllll -IOANNEP-vVCll, here we are. My, how it's changed! Am I seeing things or is that Rob Lee and Edith Anne playing the piano? Boy, can they swing. Emma:-Yeali! But you should see us in our new vaudeville show. It's a scream. This is only a sideline. JOANNE-fl0Sll, how do you know so much about this? Emma-XVell, after all I am married to Edith Anne. -IKDANNEZHH! Ha! That's as bad as me. Guess who l hooked!!! EDU112-No idea, Horse, no idea. -IOANNE-:XTC you holding on to something? EDDIE-YC21ll, my pants. IOANNIZ-l'VCll, here it comes. KEDDIE-Xvllkll, my pants? IIIJANNE-NK7, sap, my husbands name . . . XVylie Barrow. Elmira-XfVow! More power to you. tIoANN1c--X'Ve need it. XVe just bought Ferdinand for our ranch, course you know all Ferdinand does is sit in the grass and smell the flowers , . . speaking ol grass, who is that over there in that grass skirt? Enmt:-That tall one over there talking to Dale Andrews? -IOANNE-YOU mean that skinny orchestra leader over there is Dale Andrews! lVhy, he 1l1llSt have been drinking X'Velchfs grape juice. EDDIE-Yeali, and as soon as he regained his boyish figure, he wired Belle to come and sing with his orchestra, The Sz1,tin'g i11g All1'y1'11ts. -IOANNE-fl!! on .... EDDIE-And when Belle saw his grand physique, she completely lorgot her Metro- politan career and settled down with him as vocalist and wife. .IoANNE-Say, do you know anything about any of the rest ol' them in our class? Elllllli--SIITC, but l guess you read in the papers about Bates breaking the world record for the high jump. He, Francioni, and Cianelloni have a bachelor apartment in the ritzy part ol town . . . Bates a retired sportsman . . . Francioni a retired Senator . . . and Gianelloni, a retired lover. TWENTY THE CUB

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xIoANNE-Say, three bachelors! XVow! I wonder if all the girls married. Enmri-XVell, Florence and Marie still haven't decided , . . they made headlines when they fought that duel under the old oak tree. JUANNE-A duel over whom? EDDIE--full, a certain college football hero . . . JOANNE-Football! Boy could you believe it when Ralph Metz won the trophy for having coached the most outstanding team last year. EDDIE-YC21l1l Beverly Metz didn't do so bad either. She made a fortune designing clothes lor the beautification of stout women. .IOANNE-CQUCSS what! Harry Yllilkerson was elected national president of the De Molays . . . and in his spare time gives lectures on back-stage craft. EDDIE-And just as we expected, Clarice and l'uckett's dance team was a big hit on Broadway in Betty XValts' burlesque show. KIOANNE-Yeah, and someone else is on Broadway . . . Elaine Denham and Lillie Bell Kleinpeter. EDDIE-Hasn't Lillie Bell gone to Hollywood? AIOANNE-Oh, that's right! Frances Baker did promise her a part in her next pro- duction. EDDHQ-Don't you remember when Frances directed our radio program? AIOANNE-YCHD, and l can remember when Lillie Bell and Elaine couldn't dance any better than any of the fest of us in the physical ed. classes. EDDIPI-Olll and did you hear about Martha and Roy? KIOANNE-Ull-ull. EDDIE-Martha gave such a realistic performance ol' a day on the farm on the Farm and Home Hour that Roy ran right out and bought another frat pin for her. JOANNI-2--Tliat was swell ol' Dee to give all the boys a break by establishing the first male harem. Boy! The men went wild. EDDlE1XVC went to the Grove the other night and who do you think the new bouncer is? -IoANNr:-Who? Two-Ton Tony? EDIDIE1-Nfll Louise Doherty. AIOANNE-YOU know. 1 never thought anyone in our class would turn Olll to be a desperado. EDDII-I-l didn't either, but Leonard and Cordon sure fooled ns. .IoANNE-Didn't they though, and l hear that every day during the rest period at Alcatraz they argue to see which one deserves to be called Public Enemy No. l. EDDll'I-Olll That's awful! yVe thou 'ht for sure Leonard and Catherine would get hitched, but since Leonard turned gangster Catherine went to Hollywood where she became the chief hairdresser lor Charlie McCarthy and the bald men. JOANNE-XVell, Eddie, I guess I'd better start back to my plane. By the way, who do you think flew me down? Douglas Sumrell of all people. EDDIE-XVhy, I never knew he got back from the war. .IOANNE-Oh sure, and he won so many gold medals that when he melted them he was able to put the U.S. back on the gold standard. SCENE III On the SlfT6'6f--1011717113 seeing Owen Barnett. lI0ANNl:l1xVl1Ell in the world has happened to Owen's hair? It used to be so curly and pretty. Eonua-Oh, he spent all the money he won playing slot machines and isn't able to keep up his permanent waves like he used to. Hi Boots! Qas she passes i11 a carj . THE CUB TWENTY ONE l Ld-. J