University of Hawaii Honolulu - Ka Palapala Yearbook (Honolulu, HI)

Text from Pages 1 - 170 of the 1921 volume:

KA PALAPALA 1U2H-21 JX Affectionately II eMcateii tCo Dr. Actluie 1C. I)can JJrcsiimit of the llitiucrsitu of Ifiatoaii J. KA PALAPALA %'M Ulnarii of Sryruta of thr Huiurrattij of Hawaii Alonzo Gartley C. R. Hemenway A. G. Smith Mrs. V. R. Frear Richard Trent A. L. C. Atkinson, President Territorial Board of Agriculture A. L. Dean, President of the University of Hawaii. Hy the terms of the University of Hawaii charter, effective July 1, 1920, the Hoard of Regents was increased from five to seven members by the addition of the President of the Territorial Hoard of Agriculture and Forestry and the President of the University of Hawaii. (N. B.—Mr. Akaiko Akuna has been appointed by the Governor of Hawaii to succeed the late Alonzo Gartley as a member of the Hoard of Regents). 3Jn lUmortam 3n uu'mnnj nf Almtsu (hartley member nf thr (Enllrgr anb Umitrrsitii of Hauiaii illnarb nf iKrgenta, fHau 1, lflOr In - - - 0irii April 21, 1U21 AKTIIUK I. DKAN A.Ii. (Harvard imi� . PIi.I� . i Yale «•� ) Pre tde� t AKTIH'K I.. AXDHKWS B.L. (Corneli !� :«(. 31.L. (C.iniell i� .'.� PIi.I� . i Corneli ’02) Demi of I hi College of Ari� mill Srienrr . aml Profmnor of KnglUli AKTIII-K It KKlif.KK C.K. (Corneli '«:� ). Ll..lf (National Cniver- � ity ’Illi). S.M.O.K. (Ilnrviiril 10). 31.S. (Mna� . In t. Teeh. Ili) I enn nf thi Collem' � f A| |ilii- l Keit'iteea, nml Pmfesvir of Civil KoKint-oring JOHN’ S. IX� NAlillllO A.Ii. (Marietta !� . AM. ( Mnrietla !� 7 Professor of Matlieiniitir� anil Astronomy JOHN M. YOUNG 11.S. (I'niv. of Florida !� . M.K. (Cornell � • � , M.M.K. (Cornell ’l«4) Professor of Ktigineeriiis: FUANK T. DILLINGHAM M.K. (Worcester Polytechnic Inst. •►! M.A. (Yale D|) Professor of Chemistry MINN IK K. CHI PM AN 'Woman's Art School. N. Y.) Professor of Cerande and Design A It NOLI) ItOXf ItKKG A.n. (I’niv. of Texas 1«� ), Ph D. (Harvard I5 Professor of Physios I.OI IS A. IIKNKK 11.S. i I'niv. i ( Wisconsin '12) PmffMor of A rirullurr 1� . VI!� I. CKAWKOUI) i Pomona 'II . M.A. «.Stanford ‘12) Professor of KnMinolocy KICIIAKI� WKKNSIIAI.I. Ph.lt. (Yale 'll). Ph i� 1 Yale 15) Professor of Cliomiatry I It V INC O PKf'KKK A.It. i Poston I'niv. 12). Allinio-o Kmnciiiw, Sorhoiiin . Paris Pmffssor of Konuacc I .aiicu aces IIKKItKUT F. KKKUMAX IV.S. i Kaio.i� Aerie. Coi. M.S. 11'iiiv. of Mimi. '15,i. Pli.D. iI'niv. nf .Mimi, 'IS) KOMAXZO ADAMS A.II. (Tniv. of Jlieh. 1 7). A..M. (I'niv. of Mii'li. 98). Pli.D. i I'niv. of ('liii'iiKo ‘02) Professor of Keonoruii-.H and Stmiology CIIAUI.KS II KIWONDSON Pli.lt. (I’niv. of Iowa ' :•). M.s (I'niv, of Iowa | . I'li.P. I I'niv. of lown 'urn Professor of Zoology ami Direr tor of Marino l!io|o-iral Laboratory f'AUI. It. ANDUKWS It.S.. M.S. t |{om Polyiri'lmii' Inst.) Professor of Kneiiionrine 2 TASI'KA IIAKADA It.I). Yale nil. 1 1� . i A in In-rut 10) 1,1.1). I Kdinlxiroucli '101 PraffMAr of Ja|� niK M' l.anguac ami Hiator)' JKSSK K. KIjAXDKRS A lt. (Hates II. A M. Stanford 17) Professor of Kduentinn and Psychology KAMI. C. I.KKIIKICK TIKN Ml' WANG It.S. fI'niv. of California III. MS, i I'niv. (Cliin-shih) of California l.t). 1 1� .I . (I'niv. of Professor of Chillier Language and History Californin '17 I Professor of History and Political Science MAK I.. WKI.I.S H.S. f ('olutnloa ’14). A M. ( oluinl ia 1H� Assistant Professor of Household Srieiire ANNA VON KAI. .KK DAHI. Formerly lirnd of Vienna Selnml of Cos!lime Designing. Snn FranriiwO) Assistant Professor of Textiles and Design I.T. COI,. Al ;. PI.AItKK Instruct r in Military Srience KICANCKS I� SMITH A.H. i Vnssar HO Instructor in Knglixh anil Director of Physical Training for Wotticn Insirurior in Phyaics anil Director of Physical Training fur Men WAI.TKR WKNDT It.S. i I'mv. of Wisconsin 20) Instructor in Agriculture FUKOKKIt’K POTTKR Superintendent of the Aquarium PMIRKNCK T. VKI.I� KN Secretary to the President KI.SIK CAY Secretary Alma fflatrr In green Manna Valley our Alma Mater stands Where mountain winds and showers refresh her fertile lands. The flag of freedom beckons above her shining walls, To larger truth and service our Alma Mater calls. II. II. Hawaii, we have gathered within thy wide-flung doors As sons and daughters claiming th freely-oflered stores: Our loyal praise we tender, and pledge to hold thy aim Till ocean’s far horizons shall hear thy honored name. Sponwr II X ii'h.ils Kr.ni .� Mi-Taeeurt Johnson JiroliMMi ;� ■ i r« in M. I.i lliii'll M. Nii-lmls lli'ii m r Dnrfi-e (inn llrovrti MnlMitniir Iliirlmrli Tone ('hone J. Li Spencer Cullen DenUon Wollrrg 2Ca JJalayala Slaff Editor............. Assistant Editor.. Business Manager Assistant Manager Literary.......... Administration The Year...... Classes.. Calendar Art...... Societies and Organizations Athletics.................. Military................... Alumni.................... Exchanges................. Jokes..................... I’holography.............. Robert Spencer. '22 . I lerbert Cullen. '22 .Fred Denison, '22 . William Woltcrs, ‘23 . Joseph Li. ‘23 John Matsuinura. '23 Beatrice Chong, ’23 Cynthia Brown, '24 Henry Bindt. ’23 .May Ciay, 23 Edith Spencer, ’24 Dorthea Krauss. ’24 .Wilson Jacobson, ’23 Martha Nichols, '24 Lconor Durfec, ’24 Gretchen Bierbach. ’24 R. Y. Goo, '24 .Harlan Benner. '23 Ezra Crane. ’23 .Richard 'Long, ’23 .Mary Li. ’22 Howard Nichols, 23 Earl McTaggart. ’22 ..Murry Johnson, '22 KA PALAPALA 3miafca—■ffiautaii—©mum Jjf AST fall Hawaii brought the University of Nevada football team to Honolulu lor the first intercollegiate athletic contest ever played in the Islands. Hawaii lost and Nevada won. 'file score was 14 to 0. I tut every person who witnessed that game was proud of the University of Hawaii eleven; proud of them for the brand of toothall they played, and proud of the way they conducted themselves in a losing uphill fight. Moreover, no person who saw the contest will deny that Hawaii had the material for as good, probably for a better team, than the visitors, but thev lacked the teamwork and drilled cooperation of their opponents. That will come. Jn selecting a mainland Varsity team to play the ll 21 classic the student authorities have considered a large number of applications from various Pacific Coast institutions. The University of Oregon was finally chosen. The contract has been signed by Manager Mc- Taggart. and preparations arc now under way for the contest with the aggregation from the Beaver State. There has been some adverse criticism of the choice, it being con- tended that Oregon is entirely too strong for the Island team. YYc cannot subscribe to this point of view. It is true that in an athletic way Oregon is probably the most widely known western university, for she has twice represented the West in the great intersectional contests at Pasadena, California. On the first occasion she defeated the University of Pennsylvania: on the second she was barely defeated by I harvard. The kicking of a goal after a touchdown won the day for the Kastcrners. But the feeling at the University of Hawaii has been that it would be better to take a defeat from a first rate team, than to win from one of less renown. The publicity, and the added respect from the rest of the collegiate world, which will result from meeting a team with the prestige of the Oregonians, is more than worth the price. This does not mean that Hawaii is conceding a victory to the Beavers at this stage of the game. On the other hand, we are fully aware of the difficult job ahead of us. and we are going into the season with a single slogan, and that is beat Oregon. (frriiit Whrrr Jit Jls Dim TlllS is no one-man book. In fact the editor did so little of the 111 actual work that it would be a crime to assume the credit. In the first place, a large and efficient staff worked diligently at the task and did its duties with practically no direction. But in addition there are a large number of persons who labored in obscurity KA PALAPALA Ml for the success of the hook. Among these are Douglas Ormiston and Mortimer Lydgate, who assisted the manager in the soliciting of ads. W e also owe a great deal to Miss Chipnian of the Art Department for her kind assistance; and to the following persons for writing mis- cellaneous articles: II. Morita. Y. Goto. Mrs. Matsugawa. L. Searlc, 1). Mossman. M. Greig. M. Forbes, F. Shields, K. and R. Iloe. jFratfrnitirs anil fhtrh (§ XE hears it often remarked about the campus that there is a lack of social life about the University. To a considerable extent this is true, and we believe it is largely due to the absence of inter-campus organizations, clubs, societies, etc. Such organizations would tend to draw the students closer to- gether. and at the same time it would center their activities around the University. At the present time the students go outside of the Uni- versity for a large portion of their social life. This has a tendency to alienate their interest, and to encourage them to h ok elsewhere for enjoyment. The University should not be merely a place where we attend lectures. Too many of us look upon it in that way. While we are attending college the campus should be the center of our life. One remedy for the present lack of social activity, we believe, would be the formation of clubs, and societies, organized along non- racial lines, and of a non-political nature, designed to improve the scholarship of its members; to increase University spirit; and to encourage social activity. m Dnrs JJt IJaij (Tn Afouertiar? ’HEX ka I’alapala lirst went looking for advertisements this Spring, they were refused recognition as an advertising medium by the Honolulu Chamber of Commerce, who sub- stituted a plan of their own whereby the managers of school publica- tions would seek assistance from the merchants in the name of benevo- lent donations. It developed, however, after a few business men had been approached on the proposition, that the business community does recognize the value of Ka I’alapala as an advertising agency, and that. whiL they usually did “kick in” with a donation, they did it grudgingly, ami with the feeling that they were giving something ami getting nothing in return. Most firms have an advertising budget, while a large number of them do not make any systematic provisions lor charity. Sentiment in the matter was so strong that in the end the Cham- ber of Commerce Advertising Committee was induced to reconsider, and gave their okeh to the limited soliciting of ads. W hen this was finally settled the manager’s work was practically pau, for the mer- chants responded generously, and almost without exception, took advertising space when they were appealed to. Now that is where it stands, and it is up t the students of the University to actually demonstrate to the community that there is a real value in Ka I’alapala advertising. Wherever it is at all possible let's trade with our supporters, and let’s let them know we are doing it. JlmurrH mb dlfirtutatetB BY ROBERT SPENCER '22 3r was Sunday morning. Jt was one of those lazy, languid spring Sunday mornings in Honolulu when everything seems to be just right. Along the beach from Port DeRussy to Diamond Head the dew still sparkled on the grass; the air fairly vibrated with music; and a light breeze drifted down out of Manoa alley, bringing with it a mixture of sensuous odors, and the freshness of mountain rains. Tanaka, a diminutive Japanese flower merchant, bobbed about among the beach cottages, calling in a sleepy expressionless mono- tone, “Flowers, flower--r-rs, flower-r-r-rs.” He was barefooted and wore a pair of faded blue denim trousers that came half way between his ankles and his knees. On his head he balanced a huge basket filled with asters and African daisies. It seemed to the little Oriental that nature had mustered all of her charms, on this particular morning, in an effort to thwart his business enterprise. On every side he saw brilliant flaming colors. Red, yel- low, and pink hibiscus flung themselves impudently in his way, as though to mock him and laugh at the hot-house flowers in his basket. At last, he began to doubt the wisdom of the whole undertaking. Per- haps, after all, he had been a little too confident of success. It might be that folks wouldn’t buy flowers where flowers were so very abundant. Of course, the flower boy did not figure these things out logically. He was only a peddler, and his philosophy of life did not include an appreciation of all its little niceties. Perhaps, too. his finer sensibili- ties were somewhat dulled by the heavy basket which he carried on his head, and by the ache of an empty stomach. He knew, without going into details, that it was getting late, and he had sold no flowers. With Tanaka life was a difficult game, and it left him no time for sentiment. The tourists living in the cottages at llalckulani, the Sea- side, and the Moana were cold commercial units to him. Either they would purchase his flowers or they would not. To him they were so many prospective patrons, and it was maddening to have this glorious morning, with its bright colors, blind them: and its soft breezes grip them with the languor of a drug. It was an obstacle that he had failed to reckon with, and one which promised to ruin him. In making up his mind to go into the flower business, he had calculated his chances against human odds, but this morning human competition was a matter of small consequence indeed. It was nature, in her most seduc- tive apparel, that was driving him into bankruptcy. “What difference does it make to these ukulele-playing haolcs, whether I succeed or fail? he complained to himself. But the idea of failure was too much for him, and he leaned for a moment in serious contemplation against a cocoanut palm. “Every yen I possess,’’ he KA PALAPALA M mused, is tied up in the flower business, and what ii I should fail?” it was a matter of no small concern. The little flower farm rep- resented the careful hoarding of four strenuous years on a sugar plan- tation. It had been hard work, and Tanaka had no desire to go hack to it. In the previous autumn, when the Japanese had called off their strike, and gone back to work, he had remained behind, looking about for some means of earning a less arduous livelihood. For a time he had been employed as a yard boy, but later his innate commercial instinct had come to the surface, and he had hit upon the idea of selling flowers to the tourists who were making Honolulu the great play ground of the Pacific. So he had rented a little plot of land iu Palolo Valley, and set to work. With pride he had watched his plants grow and bud in the mellow soil, and he often thought, How kind is nature to her children in Hawaii.’’ Hut now it seemed as though nature had merely been luring him on. in order to make his ruin more complete in the end. Tragedy was scrawled in large letters on Tanaka’s face, as he passed a cottage where a couple of tourists were lounging on the ianai, and heard one of them say, Good heavens, Louise, look at that Jap trying to sell flowers in this Paradise where there is nothing else.” ' Yes.” came the indolent response, nothing else is good. I wish he had cornucopias. Reminds me of Coronada, where the silly Mexi- cans peddle hot tamales on the hotest kind of days.” Tanaka did not understand all that was said, but lie knew they were laughing at him, and that they had very little confidence in the success of his venture, lie plodded doggedly on, but a note of weari- ness crept into his voice as he droned, Flower-r r-s, flower-r-r-r-s, flower-r-r-r-r-s.” A wealthy ladv gliding by in a limousine leaned out to gaze at him with the lively interest of a tourist in the picturesque figures of a strange land. Then settling back among the cushions she gave her- self up to dreamy contemplation. What an awfully unsuitable enter- prise,” she mused, competition with nature is so very keen.” Hut the lady had not always been one of the idle rich. In her younger days she had traveled for a New York shirt-waist house, and so, she was human at heart. With an intuition born of the trade, she analyzed the flower boy’s position, and sympathized with him. Moved by an inspiration, she leaned forward and spoke to the chauffeur. The car slowed down at the street crossing, swung about in a smooth curve, and glidding back toward the peddler, drew up at the curb. She greeted the flower boy with a smile of fellowship, and began to price his flowers. They’re very beautiful,” she said with sparkling eyes, I think J’ll take the whole lot of them. Just put them in here. They will be lovely for the Cathedral.” A happy transformation took place in Tanaka’s face as he s A KA PALARALA X bowed and tried to express his gratitude in broken pidgin English to the beautiful haole who had changed absolute failure into complete success. As she sped away down the avenue, he breathed a solemn prayer to his heathen Gods for more such kind-hearted “waliines in the future, then, picking up his empty basket, he trotted homeward with a light heart. in the meantime, the lady was speeding swiftly along Kalakaua Avenue toward the city. She lay back among the cushions with closed eyes. A sympathetic smile still lingered about the corners of her sen- sitive mouth, but she had forgotten the flower boy. “Yes,” she mused dreamily, competition was keen in shirtwaists, too. KA PALAPALA Aftrr A Description. By JOHN V. MATSAMIRA, ’23. I was one late summer evening when we sat resting on a large Jll Hat rock on the top of Punchbowl. For several minutes we sat there without speaking a word, evidently exhausted by the vigorous climb we had just made. Then the peaceful and familiar toll of the evening bell from one of the churches broke our silence. Almost unconsciously, we turned our heads toward the church, and we counted together as the bell con- tinued to ring. “----. two. three, four. five, six!’’ Already a few lights were shining here and there among the trees, like stars sparsely dotted on the evening sky. The light of the day was slowly passing away. Its last faint rays were disappearing; the figure of Diamond Head was losing its exact shape little by little; the clouds near the horizon were growing darker and darker, and the horizon itself was gradually becoming faint and imperceptible; the sky-line of the distant YYaianae Mountains was fading away, leaving a huge dark bluish gray mass. By this time the lights of the street cars and the streets upon which they were running had been turned on. The light- houses at Diamond Head, Barber’s Point and at the entrance of the harl or of Honolulu were already throwing out and retracting their bright rays of red and green, performing their night duties. The blinking dots out on the ocean told us that fishing boats were out. The ships in the harbor, large and small, as if detesting to be behind the others in their exhibitions, put extra bright lights on the masts and elsewhere. More lights appeared on land. One by one their number increased, until the whole region, from Fort Shafter to Kaimuki, from the beach to the foot of the hill on whose summit we were sitting, was dotted with thousands and perhaps hundreds of thousands of gay. brilliant lights. This made me recall one of the passages in Long- fellow’s “ Evangeline.” “Silently, one by one. in the infinite meadows of heaven. Blossomed the lovely stars, the forget-me-nots of the angels.” “Honolulu is quite a large city,” exclaimed my friend. “Yes, indeed” I replied, “larger than we usually think it is.” The black clouds which were hovering above the horizon an hour or so before, had completely covered the Waianae Range bv this time. The sea and land formed one wide sheet of darkness, bedecked with a countless number of large and tiny flashes. 3 The tumult and the excitement of the nocturnal life of Honolulu seemed to have just begun. We could hear the shouts and cries of children on the streets, the music of the hand playing somewhere in the city, the “toot-toot of the automobiles, the clang-clang of the cars rushing to and fro. and the shriek of the night train near the station. It was clear that men and women had deserted the strenuous activities of the day and were seeking to pass the night in merriment and gaiety. Hut as we turned our eyes from the heart of the city to the suburbs, we saw no signs of such stir and excitement. The quiet of the evening with all that makes its presence in a home so attractive, so peaceful and so happy, reigned there. The very lights seemed to speak this. The old hell again sounded forth its familiar tone. It was nine. How fast time llies! We had been looking across Honolulu from the top of the rocky hill, forgetting everything—our friends, our homes, ourselves, and time—in the splendor and beauty of the city at night. We stood up to go. The Koolau Mountains in the rear looked dark and solemn. The slopes of Pacific Heights facing us were speckled with lights. Gray clouds covered part of the blue skv. The crescent- shaped moon threw its soft rays upon us and made the dew-drops glisten on the grass near our feet. m KA PALAPALA ffitii ICrasmt liv HERBERT CCLLEN. 23. TTTHE Clipper ship, ’“White Ware,” a hundred days out of New l|L Bedford, China-bound, was rising and falling with the long silent swells of the Pacific. Every inch of canvas was set. but she made no headway. Her sails drooped in the terrific heat of the equatorial sun. The “White Ware” had been becalmed in the dold- rums for a month now. Every day was the same. The sun rose and set like a ball of fire—at night the sea was a mass of silvery phosphor “Man the boats, you dogs,” bawled out Captain Brown. He was a Xcw England skipper—good at heart but a tyrant aboard his shin. The crew was restless. For the last month they had been dis satisfied. The food was far from being the best, the water was stale and the heat was extreme. Work is a cure-all.” was Captain Brown’s motto and well did he keep to it. Every day he made the men take a turn at the oars and tow the vessel under the tropical sun. Every day some noor fellow collapsed. One had died from sunstroke. Today, on hearing his order, no mail moved. “What? Did you hear me. you sulky curs?” He walked towards the men who were lounging in the shade of the galley. A shaggy looking fellow, named Briggs, lazily stood up and spoke. ‘‘Mow. skipper. we’ve had too damned much of you. I’m skipper of this here shin now. and the mate. Mr. Johnson, has agreed to serve under me. You pack your kit as I need that there cabin. I reckon. Ilurrv up! Get a move on.” He was alone. His officers and men all were against him. He turned and went to his cabin. They had already rummaged through his l � ckcr. His oistol was gone. I le sat on the edge of his hunk with bowed head. Mutiny! It seemed impossible. He was stunned. He must have sat there for hours. He was disturbed bv the sudden en- trance of four half-drunken seamen, yelling unintelligible sentences. They forced him on deck where he was greeted by a series of oaths. You're going to serve us now as we have slaved for you—Get into that boat—Now. hurrv un and tow us. We want to get to China. Been here long enough.” veiled Briggs between the intermittent cheers of the crew. Cantain Brown rowed with an easy, even stroke. It gave him something to do at first. The terrific heat soon began to tell. 'I lie sun seemed to scorch his brain. His bead began to throb. The towing became torture. If be stopped, some one would hurl an emotv bottle at him. The setting of the sun behind a bank of clouds cased bis head escence. but he was almost mad from thirst. He cried out for water but was only answered by curses. He looked at his watch. It wasn’t four hours since he had left the ship. He had glanced at the clock when leaving his cabin. What? Hardly four hours? The men have stood this every day for four full hours, sometimes twice a day,” he muttered. It seemed like ages. He began to imagine what he would do if he were placed in power again, lie would drive them with an iron hand— hand them over to the authorities at the first port—charge them with mutiny. To! They had done to him but once what he had done to them dozens of times. Why had he made them man the boats? He knew they accomplished next to nothing. Why?—Why had he never thought out the reason before? There was no reason. Discipline— discipline—discipline. That word seemed to crowd his brain. It had been drilled into him since childhood. His father had been a sea- captain. too. He had died at sea. No one knew how. A muffled curse from the ship brought him out of his reverie. I le had stopped rowing, but no one paid any attention to him. Discon- nected curses could be heard above the rushing of men about the decks. He thought a drunken brawl was on. “Fire!” some one cried in a shrill voice. hire!” A flame leaped up the mizzen-mast. The sails were in flames in an instant. The men were panic-stricken—they were help- less. Briggs. the new captain, gave orders, but they paid no attention to them and rushed to the boats. Captain Brown hurriedly pulled the boat under the bow-sprit and climbed on board. “Lower the main sail. Cut the halyards. lie ordered. 'I'he men stood still—then ran to the main mast and cut the halyards. In a second, the sails were on the deck. The shock had sobered the crew. Over board with the sails. Cut the mizzen halyards.” As the sails of the main mast went over the side, the flaming tnizzen-sails fell on deck. The heat was intense but the men worked bravely. A bucket line was formed and the flaming mass was soon under control. In a short time, the fire was out. Captain Brown felt very tired. He was sore all over. It had been a hard day. “You've done fine. men. Nothing more tonight. Turn in,” lie said in a friendly tone. 'Lhe men silently disappeared below. He stood by the binnacle and gazed on the rising moon. Sir,” it was Briggs. Here is your pistol and the keys to the liquor stores. Hood night, sir. Thank you, Briggs. Good night.” KA PALAPALA ittu Jlmpn'i'isimt of the (Campua By HENRY M. KINDT, ’23. The writer is totally blind Editor. EFOR 1C ever 1 enrolled, I visited the college with the express purpose of learning my way from the car. To know where to alight from the street car, was simple; it is the first station after the first turn to the left. I experienced little difficulty in following the road, which also turned to the left. About a block beyond this point the road slopes abruptly downward, and here there is a cross road, which I have learned from frequently hearing vehicles passing along it. My impression has always been, though uncertain, for 1 have never tried to verify it. that the campus begins with this cross road. W hat I understand as the campus, lies on the left as I descend the slope. What lies on the other side is a complete mystery. Sometimes when walking too near the edge of the road, I have found that the campus is bounded by a moderately high curb. What lies beyond this curb, 1 do not know, though 1 imagine it is a lawn with a few scattered trees. As 1 have passed near the curb, I have sometimes fancied I detected an occasional shadowy presence that might he a tree or a pole. Somewhere along the curb a path has its beginning and stretches away to the main building; but I am not clever enough in estimating distance to know precisely where this point is. When 1 am on my way to class in the morning, there are always other students taking the same route and if I am not talking with one of them. I listen to their footsteps and guide myself accordingly. The feet treading the same ground so constantly, are improving the path, but I still find it something of a Will-o’-the-wisp. It likes to lose itself under my feet, and 1 usually prefer to follow the footsteps of the other students right across to the front steps. In rainy weather the path grows soft, giving way underfoot. For part of the distance there is an embankment on the left which tells me the minute I start to stray from the path; and when 1 draw near the building itself there are usually noises that attract my attention and serve as means of guidance, such as the murmur of conversation or the clatter of a typewriter. Some distance below this path, stands the mail box with the board walk running to the front steps. When there arc no footsteps for me to follow, I always go to this mail box and along the walk. As I walk near the curb 1 can tell, by a subtle sense of feeling, when 1 come to the mail box, and so I know where the board walk is: and it is no will-o’-the-wisp. In following it I need have no fear of aimlessly wandering about the lawn; and I escape that worst of all terrors haunting a lawn, the possibility of (danger of) stumbling over an unex peeted faucet. KA PALAPALA N The front steps I sense through that same subtle intuition that finds the mail box. When I have strayed a little to one side 1 have found nourishing palms: and when it rains the drops noisily strike their broad leaves. During my Freshman year 1 studied chemistry, and for this one class I had to go to the chemistry building. 'Phis meant emerging from the south door of the main building and pursuing another path. However, this path was pretty definite and easier to follow. In one place it has a slight but abrupt descent, and in another there is an embankment down which I rolled one day. Recently I have been practicing the shot-put. which requires my gaining a wider im- pression of the campus. It means walking across more lawn and a couple of gravel-strewn pathways. W hen 1 hear remarks about the dairy or farm, 1 can associate with them no definite places. The single boundary with which I can limit the campus, is the curb running along the edge of the street. Behind it I imagine lies an indefinite stretch of lawn with the main building pretty much in the foreground. Udu 2hrr 2umj I y ISKATR1CF. CIIC XC� , 23. it comes at last! exclaimed a dozen voices simultan- 1JJ eousbf and with evident relief; relief it was for these itidi- viduals who had been awaiting the grand spectacle for the past hour and a half—seated on benches and chairs in the little dingy two-by-four drug store of Chinatown, which constituted the rendez- vous of the idle, the poor, and other birds of the same feather. There was a mad rush, much craning of necks and rough elbowing as the crowd endeavored to get a better view of the spectacle—whatever it happened to be. Tongues worked fast and furiously, for Chinatown was all agog with curiosity. Nothing had furnished a more absorb- ing and interesting topic for conversation than the death, three days before, of Tang Knlin. the Rice King. Speculation had been rife as to what he had done with his enormous wealth his property, the result of years and years of toil. It was rumored that he had willed every- thing to a charitable organization; it was also rumored that he had given all his wealth for the construction and maintenance of a home for the maimed and blind of the Chinese community. “It certainly is a pity—no family, no relatives,” observed someone in the crowd. “Mere goes another pampered pet of Fortune said another, somewhat ruefully. “What good did his wealth do him—since he is unable to bring it with him to his grave?” “He was certainly the most mysterious man in Chinatown. said another, Xo one knows what province he came from, what his family connections, if he had any at all. added an old man. shaking his weather beaten old face and stroking his grey beard. “Some say that he had had a past life before coming to these sandal-wood isles.” contributed an old woman somewhat bent with age. “Ila! who knows but he might have had a prison record? Grand- mother Ah Sun. who has been his housekeeper all these years says that he comes of a cultured family but—” “llusli! said someone as the funeral procession was solemnly ap- proaching, “To hear you talk would make the dead turn in his grave.” The procession was creeping along, as if reluctant t reach its destination—as if the corpse was not willing to part with the material world. The dismal, mournful solemnity of the paid mourners with their white cone-shaped hats and gowns, the very stern, set. stilT posture of the undertaker whose countenance seemed carved out of stone and. the image of immutability itself, the hearse covered with flowers and the red and white paper, thickly speckled with gold and silver dots, which were scattered along the street created an impres- sivc hush on the part of the on-lookers and bystanders. Suddenly, the air was rent with a weird melody—the chant of the paid mourners combined with the high pitched notes of the flute and flageolet and the deafening din of the gongs. Above that almost uncanny music, rose the infinitely sad strains of Nearer My God to Thee,” played by the Hawaiian Hand—this queer unearthly mixture, half heathen, half Christian, appalled the people. It marked the final journey of Tang Knlin, the Rice King, to the Great Heyond. It was a sight rarely seen—this funeral of a once great Mogul who had left behind him no family ties, no relationships whatever. The most hardened heart softened at the scene. Some of those who were approaching their last journey stealthily wiped away a tear. This was the tribute for the one who had spent a lifetime alleviating the pains of others. 'Phis is the last of a man of mystery, of kindness, of benevolence and of love for his own people.” murmured one man to another. Yes—and he goes to join his ancestors after such a blessed exist- ence. W ho knows but he, too, might have suffered?” answered the other. A Remote Province in China. NIGHT:—The little village was plunged in utter darkness, save for the few twinkling lights scattered here and there. A baby’s wail and the faint yelp of a dog were the only sounds which disturbed the tranquility of the evening. Then, the sharp, shrill cry of Murder,” the barking of scores of dogs, the cries of l oth women and children and the hurried sound of footsteps in every direction broke the sleep- ing of the village. Traitor! Catch the murderer! lie has escaped! The Imperial Governor is murdered!” Such was the hue and cry raised everywhere. Men rushed back and forth, excitedly ejaculating short staccato sen- tences and wildly waving lanterns, arms and legs. The village was composed of nothing but moving lights and dark, indistinguishable figures. Jn the governor’s mansion, lay the once imperial governor on the floor in a pool of blood. A skulking figure, moving silently and swiftly, glided out of the village gate. A groan, a woman’s sob. a muffled “farewell” and the figure was lost in the darkness. DAW X : A poster tacked to the village gate and written in big Chinese characters, bore the following inscription: “Fifteen thousand taels for the capture, dead or alive—of Anti Manchu, student, murderer of his majesty’s servant, the Imperial Governor of Kwantung Province.” Jt was rumored by the old village hags that the governor’s daugh ter had helped her father’s murderer to escape. KA PALAPALA Hawaii—Early Eighties. A tall, sad-eyed youth stood contemplating, with the harbor before him. His pale, good-looking face—the face of a Chinese scholar, betrayed his emotions at the sight of this strange land—so far removed from—Ilis thoughts were interrupted by a voice at his elbow. “Wc shall land in a few minutes. Cheer up. son, who knows but you might make your fortune in these Sandal-wood Isles?” “Fortune?” the youth replied listlessly, “I care not for fortune— J am not seeking fortune.” “Yes, but you are young, your future lies ahead of you,” the other replied. “Young!” retorted the young man bitterly; a tear rolled down his pale cheek which he wiped away instantly. This taciturn youth, as different from the rest of the people on ship-board as night is from day, was reserved, moody, mysterious, in fact he was a constant source of speculation for those from whom he kept aloof. It was only known that his name was Tang Knlin. Where he hailed from, what his interests, no one knew. A “scholar” was all they could make out of him. Hawaii—1900. Smiling, green rice-fields, stretches of them, bowed softly before the wind—bowed before a middle-aged man who stood gazing at them from his veranda. A sad. far-off look found expression in his eyes— they were always sad. Something inexplicably sorrowful character- ized his good-looking countenance. Strength of purpose, suffering had left their imprints on his face, but over and over above that, kind- ness, benevolence were more prominently protrayed in his look. The soul of goodness itself, he seemed and actually was. Tang Knlin was lord of all he surveyed- -stretches and stretches of rice-fields, as far as the eye could see. Like Midas of old, his touch turned everything to gold which lie distributed generously and freely to the needy and the poor. There was not a person with whom he came into contact who did not respect, admire and love him. Kcserved. taciturn, mysterious, he remained, even to the last minutes of his life. Once he was asked: “Why don't you go back to China?” He answered with his usual coolness: “Because my people need me here.” Another time, an old woman had questioned him thus: “Why don’t you get married?” KA PALAPALA He had merely smiled and had deftly turned the conversation into something else. Hitter and sad were his thoughts. Many a sleepless night as he tossed himself feverishly in bed, he was stirred by thoughts of an old mother who had died broken-hearted—thoughts of a slim young maiden who had long, long since married the match-maker’s choice, thoughts which saddened him and left him gloomy and dejected 1«� r days. Last, but not least, was the agonizing thought that he would never see his birth-place again—that he would die on a foreign strand. HAWAIIAN BYWAYS x KA PALAPALA I Her (Ehattrr By CVXTHIA BROW X, '24. 3T was closing hour at the firm of Gandridge and Parks. The crowd of nervous shoppers were leaving the store in noisy con- fusion, and the tired shop girls were fastening on their hats in front of a cracked glass that the store afforded its employees. Amid all the noise and confusion, there was only one who assumed a quiet air and this was Beth Marlon, one of the hundred of shop girls that this busy department store employed. Each night as the closing bell rang she would fasten on her shabby hat, fix her counter neatly and leave the store. Very little notice was taken of Beth by the other shop girls, the majority of whom were gaudily dressed and reeking with cheap perfume, and all they saw in her was a shabbily dressed girl who worked with them. Clothing counts so much with girls of this type that they did not sec the beauty of Beth’s soul shining out in her deep brown eyes nor the determined set of her resolute little chin. Exterior finish was their life and not the beauty of soul that goes with it. Beth’s feet were very tired after finishing her day's work, and she did not care what might become of her. She had been fighting for a hand-to-mouth existence for two years, or since her father and mother had died, leaving her alone to look out for herself. Very often bitter thoughts would enter her mind as she observed people glancing at her coarse, shabby garments, and at such times she wondered why life was so unjust to her and why did God put her in the world just to be a mere slave. Was she to toil, toil all her years and not have the things she longed for, home, education and love? Very often, when she had the opportunity, she would take long rides on the streets cars out into the suburbs where the beauty of the hills would surround her and the city seemed so far away. Don't think because Beth was confined to the store day after day that she had lost the love for the beautiful, and often she had wished that she were up amongst those green hills, where an expanse of blue sky would smile on her and where she could make friends with the warbling birds. One picture in her mind she had always cherished, and that was a home in the mountains where life would be simple, but still a grand and glorious time of freedom from work. Tonight, as Beth hurried toward home, almost too tired to walk, she decided to buy herself a warm wrapper and procure a book at the library and enjoy her evening as best she could in her dingy room. St� engrossed was she in her thoughts that she reached Broadway before she knew it. and was about to cross the street when glancing ahead she noticed a wisp of a grey haired woman crossing the street directly in front of a passing machine. With a erv from the passerby KA PALAPALA she rushed madly out into the street and pushed her aside but not before she was dragged under the wheels. A cry of horror arose from the people who saw the accident and immediately all traffic ceased. The grey car stopped, picked her tip and rushed her to the nearest emergency hospital, followed by a crowd of hysterical men and women. There she was brought to consciousness through the aid of the doctors and was informed that she would live. W hen the news was conveyed to the crowd waiting below, a cry of joy and thank- fulness went up and reporters were busy here and there writing up the facts of Beth's heroism. The next morning her picture was printed in the paper, with a short sketch of her lile. A well known business man in the city immediately visited the hospital and he offered her a chance. That night in the ward of the emergency hospital. l eth murmured: “God, you have made me for something in this world.” main nrii.mxG Willnorinan King. Punahou Academy, '17. Basketball Team, '19. Track Team, '19. Football Team, '17, '18, '19, '20. Captain Football Team, '20. Glee Club, '18. Ka I'ulapala Manager, '19. '20. President Dramatic Club, '20. President A. S. I'. H., '21. Frank W alton I’roadbent. Punahou Academy, '17. Member A. S. U. II. Tank Committee. Giiclii Fugimoto. McKinley High School, '17. Member A. S. I’. It. Herman Kofoad Stender. St. Louis, ’17. Director Dramatic Club, '20. Member A. S. U. H. Yell header, '20. Francis Abel. Punnliou, '17. Member Dramatic Club. Member S. A. T. C., '18. Member A. S. L . II. Toshistikc Shimizu. McKinley High School, '1(5. Member A. S. I . II. Captain Tennis Club, ’21. •I En K � Lee 'Poma. McKinley High School, ’15. Vice President Senior Class. '21. Member A. S. l H. Daniel Kcalalio. McKinley High School, ’Hi. Member A. S. t . II. Raphael A wan C hin Ai. Mills High School, � 1«. Track team, ’17, 'IS. Member A. S. I . II. Fook Tan Ching. McKinley 11 i ’li School, '17. Member A. 8. U. H. Glee Club, '18. Ka Palapalu, ’11� . President Tennis Club. '21. Treasurer A. S. V. H.f '20. Vice-President, A. S. C. II., '21. Kuth Shook Jin I loe. McKinley High School, '17. Ka Pain pula Staff, '11� , '20. A. S. I . H. Kxceutive Commit- tee, '21. Captain Volleyball Team, '20. Basketball Team, '20. Member Dramatic Club. Kapohakimohcwa Li Sprnrer liiin Yap Denison Akana Johnson Suzuki .Maiiiki IlHtHihllllO Kiimlielc Moo Cooper Park Lum Thompson MrTnti:nrt Suzuki lilting S. Tnkcmolo'« picturo oniittiul l� v mistake. (Daas iif ’22 President Vice-President Secretary..... Treasurer...... . .J. C. Thompson ......J. F. Moo K. L. McTaggart C. Denison W ' I ' have had our fun a-plenty In this class of two and twenty, And the murder we committed was a shame; We have surely lived in clover, And were we to do it over. You can bet that even one would do the same. In the lectures while we're snoring, Profs then think that we’re encoring. And we really are—we’d like to sleep some more; But they stare with glances icy. So we snore another high C. For we’re dreaming of the femmes the night before. In our sad but waking quizzes. There are heard dismayed. “(ice whizzes.” At the questions that those pedagogues do ask; And we’re filled with consternation— Concentration—desperation, But the night brings exultation—and a Bask. And so let us tip our glasses To the profs of all our classes. i If we cannot toast with booze we’ll drink near-beer) Dean said “Lack of application,” So some left on a vacation. And what’s left of us arc lucky that we’re here. (Written l� v :i Itrotlior of at� tin l of Penn.) Sonrle (Jny M .1 I'll mil r:i Crane WolterK Z.ine Shi.l.U Yim Xi ultimo to Hush Nirliiils I i JarnltKoii Toni; Fiikisliiinii TuIUmi Hindi Chon M iv iiko Dernier I Or mitt ton Ynp ('him Chock Ahium l.inii J� y Tong K. I.mil lliifcliiinoto Ing l.nrmirli I’nrk Silva A. Chnn KA PALAPALA (Class nf ’23 President..... Vice-President Secretary..... Treasurer...... ..Harlan Benner Wilson Jacobson ......Joseph Li .Donald Larnach TIK. the 1D20 session of the University of Hawaii came to an end last fall, fifty-nine Freshmen closed their books with a sigh of relief. Of the fiiftv-ninc, thirty-six have returned as second year students, and in addition, two others have joined our ranks, so that we now number thirty eight. 'i'he class of ‘23 is taking an active part in all campus enterprises. On the Varsity football s |uad Lambert. McConnell, Searle, Kinney and Jacobson did their part toward the success of the team. In basket- ball the Sophomore team put up some wonderful exhibitions of team- work and skill. And in track the class held its own. and was the most important factor in the defeat of the Freshmen by the combined other classes. The ladies have also helped to raise the standard of our class in athletics. When it comes to basketball May (lay is right in her ele- ment. and the co-ed victories of the past two years are due chiefly to her excellent playing. The Sophs have excelled in other branches as well as athletics, and we have been well represented in the (lice Club, in dramatics, and in scholarship. FRESU Du r fer Hartman Goto Clarke M. Forbos Axhirao I . tluii to M okmuhii Yiinneibani Srarlf S|itn(cr Bierbarb Kcpprlfr K rails A. Forbes Bower It. (too N’irbols I.in Brown KAwahani Ktinikiyo Goo Mnrshimo Tnkemoto Moinhor o{ Junior Cias� . Koiko Malanki Kon� llatsnmura U llirano Cho 1 ,1 IlfiNhmo Pictura inserted here h.v mistake. Cliunc .1. Chun Moritu ('hanc Sur Molt-Smilh Lain Tine Chun 31 oo Prendent � ! Tam lJevcridec Tnrletou PbUiii Lung lion riu- 1,0 ... I«uk«a IlirHKiiiiiaa Sum Kr inter Morimolo Maisuzawa Au Ojlass of 24 President........................Francis Bowers Vice-President.................Mortimer Lydgate Secretary.....................Thelma I lartinan Treasurer.........................Merlin Forbes 57THE class ot '24 has had a year of enviable success, due largely to IPL the indomitable spirit of the class. Seventy-one Freshmen reg- istered at the beginning of the college year, thus establishing a record. Yc hailed from all parts of the Territory, while some of our number even came from the mainland. W ithin a very short time the class had been efficiently organized, in order to prepare for the annual flag-rush with the Sophomores. The result of the rush, the challenge to which was issued by the Sophs, was a decided victory for ’24. The initiation of the Freshmen girls has remained a mystery, but persistent rumors of hulas, greased apples, and tubs of water have been prevalent about the campus. Whatever happened, the girls took their medicine with the best of grace. The greatest showing of the class has been in athletics. ()ur boys started out by capturing the inter class football honors. And this was soon followed by the inter-class basketball championship. Then in a track meet against the entire University we lost by a bare four points. Jn dramatics we have also taken our full share of the work, a very large portion of the Alice Sit-by-the-Fire” being recruited from the Freshmen ranks. Besides being the largest class, the class of ’24 has been the most prominent in all student activities, and we hope to hold the same position throughout the coming year. KA PALAPAL ffimuaiian ICaniis Beneath the sun of summer days, Great flaming flowers bright bouquets; Bridal blossoms and budding trees, The busy hums of honey bees; The faintish blush of opal skies. The wings of gorgeous butterflies; And symphonies too deep for words. The songs of multicolored birds. The verdant woodlands, silent, deep, Where pretty flowers nod to sleep; Beneath great ferns to dit and dream, ()r on a rock beside the stream; Or through the rose-perfumed days We watch the dancing waves ballet: Such scenes as these will far outlast. Pastoral epics of the past. To stroll among fantastic bowers, Amid the gold and crimson flowers; And snatches of old operas find hi airy dances of the wind. To see the grand majestic show Of blushing sunset’s rosy glow. Or bear the tales told by the breeze Into the ferns and forest trees. 'l o hear the mermaids by the waves Singing their songs in coral caves ; '1 0 sail the seas of rose at morn W hen Triton sounds his wreathed horn; And watch the waves beyond the bay Where hoary Xcptunc bolds bis sway. Delights as these the soul commands In our fair Hawaiian Lands. —K. C. TONG, 23. § flrirtirs anil ©njmtizatimia KA PALAPALA QUir Assonalrii S tuitentB nf llir lltiiurrsiln � W nf Hawaii President ...Norman King, '21 Vice-President .. book Tan Ching, ’21 Secretary Treasurer ..John Thompson, '22 Athletic Manager .Earl McTaggart, '22 Editor Ka Palapala.... .. Robert Spencer, '22 Manager Ka Palapala... Fred Denison. '22 Executive Committee: I)r. K. C. Leebrick, Earl McTaggart 22; Fred Denison, ’22: Ruth Hoe, ’22; Robert Spencer. '22. 1 HE A. S. U. II. is a student organization to which every student and every member of the faculty is elegiblc. Tts purpose and scope are broad enough to include every branch of student activity. It is recognized by the University as the organization under which all University activities must be carried on. When the institution changed over from the College to the Uni- versity of Hawaii, the existing student organization felt that it had outgrown its old clothes, consequently a complete reorganization took place at the beginning of the present college year. A new constitu- tion was prepared by a committee, and adopted bv the students by which the scope of the organization was greatly broadened. Participation in student activities under the new regime has been much more general than in previous years. This is due in part to the more efficient organization, and in part to the natural growth of tin- association. The work of the leaders under the College Association of past years must not be belittled, for it was they who laid the groundwork for the present. Financially the student association is in the best position it has ever been, owing to the success of the University of Nevada football games on Christmas and New Year’s daw at which time a net profit of some $2,000 was realized. The students displayed keen foresight at this time by setting aside a special fund of $1,500 with which to finance ♦he 1021 holiday classic, which will be played with the University of Oregon eleven. Ulu' Ituinrnutii uf ffiauutii Drantatir (Club President..................Robert Spencer, ’22 Manager......................Fred Denison, '22 Secretary...................Harlan Benner, ’23 Property Man..............Clarence Searle. ’23 Director of 1921 Production.............. .......................Herman Stender, ’21 HE Dramatic Club is an organization of several years standing. IPL In fact, it is the pioneer student organization, its beginning dating back even farther than that of the Associated Students. As a factor in making the University of Hawaii known to the people of Honolulu the Dramatic Club has been invaluable. First under the coaching of Dr. and Mrs. A. L. Andrews the club made a start, and produced plays which gained it recognition as one of the best amateur organizations in the city. This was followed bv two successful years under the direction of Mrs. Roger Noble Burn- ham. in which four successful plays were produced. This year only one production has been attempted, because of the rush of other student activities. Sir James Barrie’s comedy “Alice Sit-by-the-Fire,” was played at the Mission Memorial Hall on the evenings of December 17 and 18. A more complete account of this year’s activities, however, will be found in another portion of this volume. What the Dramatic Club needs above all else is an auditorium on the campus, in which to stage their presentations. At present there is a bill in the Territorial Legislature which aims to supply this need by providing for a library and auditorium building, so that, in all prob- ability, the Varsity thespians will soon have every facility for encour- aging their efforts. 5 ulir UniurraitiT nf Hawaii (6lrr (Club I s President.......I). K. Kapohakimohewa, '22 Vice-President.................May Cay. '23 Secretary...............|. C. Thompson, '22 Treasurer....................F. A. Bowers, 24 Librarian......................A. K. Silva. ’23 T the beginning of the present college year the University of Hawaii Glee Club was organized, using as a ground work the old College Glee (lub of tin- past. At the first meeting tin- following officers were elected: President. I). K. Kapohakimohewa; vice-president, May Gav: secretary, J. C. Thompson; treasurer, F. A. Bowers: librarian. A. K. Silva. The club has filled a long-felt need on the campus. During the year it has promoted a number of lively entertainments which have been in every way highly successful. In the early part of October the club staged a pep” night which left the campus in the right frame of mind for a successful football season. The second offering of the Glee Club was a Varsity dance at the Outrigger Canoe Club Pavilion, which was also well attended. Another feature of the club has been the Monday noon hour song fests under the leadership of Mr. Charles E. King. ithin the club an orchestra of ten pieces has been organized. At dances, and noon hours this body has added a great deal of noise, and some harmony to the general commotion about the building. Hut Sinkahi Spencer Searle Ornmtmi 1. Forbes I'iciurv� not appearing: MoTnggart Cullen (’rune Lydgate Tnrleton Crawford. Slender, Cooper Jacobson Wolters Bowers Beveridge Denison Nichols llenner A. Forbes King. Atiflyhians K Him Shields M;� t -inn urn JUlMI IWI Chons 0� jr KrmiHN Chock Clarke Moawnon Luke Bcarlc Brown Li Y«I| Mnr«hiinn K. line KA PALAPALA cTlu' .Ilapaurs? Assnriatiott nf llir lluiurraitii nf Sjaumit X’ view of the growings number of students the necessity of a Jll medium to bring the old and new students into closer friendship and develop something common to most of the students was realized. To meet this need the Japanese students of the University deemed it best to form an association among themselves. Mere stor- ing of knowledge should by no means be the only pursuit of college students. Rubbing one’s shoulders against others with deep or shal- low knowledge on cultured, honest, open ground should be emphasized as vital in the college life of every student. With objects as the above in view the Japanese students formally organized the association in the early part of the last college year and honored Mr. T. Shimizu to lead as the first president with the assist- ance of Mr. T. Mancki as secretary and Mr. S. Takemoto as treasurer. After a year of good service Mr. Shimizu was succeeded by (i. Fuji moto in May. 1920. John Matsumura as vice-president, and Mancki and Takemoto holding their respective offices. Udir (EhinrBr tuiirnts’ Alliance nf Hawaii • i “Til 1C aims of the Alliance arc to promote closer unity and svm- l|L pathv among the Chinese students in Hawaii; to encourage the interchange of ideas and the pursuit of higher education among Chinese students; and to promote the study of the Chinese language and literature. The many problems confronting the Hawaiian-horn Chinese students demand that they form an organization of some sort to help solve them. The program which the Alliance has followed has been strictly educational and social. Regular monthly meetings are held at which the different branch clubs present programs in turn. Various speakers are invited to talk to the students on topics of the day. Last year, under the able admin- istration of Mr. Look 'Pan Ching, the Alliance, with the help of the Chinese University Club of Hawaii, staged a prize essay contest among the Chinese students of the high schools, and «also, the Chinese Students’ Alliance Annual. This year the annual will be continued. A series of contest debates among the branch clubs at Pimahou. Mills. St. Louis, and McKinley, took place during April, the winner of which will he awarded a trophy by the Chinese University Club of Hawaii. Included among the activities of the Alliance this year will he the presentation of a Chinese play, “ 1 he Yellow Jacket. We are most fortunate to secure the services of Miss Frances Smith of the I ni- versity of Hawaii, who is directing the play. The proceeds of the per formanccs will go toward the (. hinesc bamitic Relief. I he Alliance entertains a large number of Chinese students, who pass through Honolulu in August or September each year, on their way from China to American colleges. Chinese Students’ (' ■ ini� of r. «� f ii. KA PALAPALA © (Cnmmrnrrmrnt 1U20 |X the afternoon of June first the tenth annual Commencement exercises of the College of Hawaii took place under an im- provised awning in front of the main building. The event closed a chapter in the annals of the institution, being the last Commence- ment under the College. The new charter for the University of Hawaii took effect in July and the new era began. The 1920 Commencement was the most largely attended that has ever been held on the campus. At about 3 o’clock the faculty proces- sion marched slowly around the W aikiki end of the main building and took its place on the platform. Hon. Charles J. McCarthy. Governor of Hawaii, delivered the Commencement address, and dwelt briefly upon the remarkable growth, and promising future of the University. Dr. A. L. Dean. President of the University, then conferred the degrees, of which there were eight. At the close of the ceremony the friends of the graduates crowded around to offer their congratulations for the successful completion of their course. frustration Dan. rytrmlirr 15. H12U W '1IKN the University of Hawaii opened its doors on September 13, 1920, it did so with an enlarged faculty and an expanded curriculum. The response was, as might well be expected, a marked increase in the number of students registering for the aca- demic year. Where there had been 150 the previous year, there were now well over 200 enrolled. Two hundred is not many if you compare it to the 9.000 or 10.000 at the University of California, but it was an increase of 25 per cent over the year before. During registration for the 1920-21 year the new College of Arts and Science proved t.« be exceedingly popular among the students, manv of them registering with education and economics as their major subject. KA PALAPALA SuTfihntrtt (Birls jlnitialn'i AjVN the afternoon of October 1. 1 20. the Freshmen girls were || 1 lured to the Outrigger Club on the pretext of a tea to welcome them to the University. After donning their bathing suits they were asked to gather on the lawn and only then did they realize that this was to be a regular initiation party. One after another the trembling Frosh were dragged forth to do their stunts to the enjoy- ment of the upperclassmen and some members of the faculty. The stunts included biting greased apples, ducking for coins in a bowl of flour, dancing the hula, two blindfolded girls feeding honey from May Gay’s Lanai ranch to each other, rolling peanuts with the nose and walking over a string while looking through a microscope. The in- formal nature of the initiation did much to bring about a get acquainted feeling between the girls. A delicious tea was served when the girls had had a fine swim. This, however, was not the whole of the process of initiation, fur otic morning before 8 o’clock classes each Freshmen girl was met by several husky upperclass girls, forced to let down her hair, wear a yellow cambric ribbon and an infant’s rattle tied with a magenta ribbon. A big objection was raised and the ultimatum reached only when the upperclassmen realized that the style of wearing the hair down the back was entirely too becoming. 0nphomorr-3Frrial) IF I ay fiusli September 22. AFTER a sensational scrimmage in which the fortunes of the day swayed first one way and then the other, the Husky Frosh managed to hoist one of their number to the top of the pole, thus winning the annual flag rush. Grease was forbidden, but the crafty Sophomores smeared the pole with molasses, which served the purpose, then they gathered their thirty men together at its base and prepared to defend the honor of ’23. As the signal was given, fifty odd Frosh came round the corner of the University building, dressed for violent action, covered with war paint, and yelling like a thousand Kedmcn loaded with lire water. Jt would have done old chief Sitting Hull no end of good to have witnessed that scrap. It was a real treat for the Juniors and Seniors. The Sophs put up a good fight, but in the end numbers and strategy won the day, and some forty minutes after the first war whoop the Freshmen colors were flying from the top of the pole, and little Ah Kin Ycc was perching on the topmost pinnacle to see that it continued to wave until the allotcd hour was up. SOPII-PROSI! FLACJ-Ul-SH KA PALAPALA HUill us. Slnllrts © X October 7. 1920, due to lack of rain, hard-luck, and a num- ber of other things, the “Freshmen” football team, strength- ened by the addition of every football man from the Senior class, defeated the Junior-Sophomore eleven by a bare seven points. The game was a joke, and really wasn’t a football game at all. The i'rosh were easily outclassed in every feature of play. The fast Soph- Jun back field ran rings around them, and the line opened great holes in the infant line. It was really pathetic. It was apparent to every observer that the upperclassmen were heartily ashamed of themselves for picking on such an obviously inferior team, and a number of times it was noted that the players were crying out of pure sympathy for their opponents. It was probably due to these tender sentiments that the older men refused to score a touchdown, and thus rob the young- sters of their victory. Later developments, however, have gone to show that this philan- thropic attitude was an entirely mistaken policy, for the infants allowed the victory to go to their heads, and strutted about the campus as though they owned the d---place. Moreover, in their accounts of the affair, they absolutely neglected to give credit to the Senior foot- ball men on their team, all of whom, as I have already stated, were in the lineup. KltOSH-SKXIOK TKA.M KA PALAPALA S’liurt (Ciutriir for Plantation fflrn HE morning of October 11 saw the beginning of the two weeks short course for plantation men at the University. The course was conducted jointly by the University and the Hawaiian Sugar Planters Association. The first of its kind was held in the fall of 1919, and was so successful that the organizations decided to con- tinue it in successive years. Eifty-scvcn men from the various island plantations registered for the course, and all were loud in their praise of the short course” idea, because it gave them an opportunity to combine business with pleasure, and enjoy a pleasant vacation at the same time that they were obtaining a great deal of beneficial trade information. The course consisted of a series of lectures on subjects of impor- tance to plantation men. An open forum or free discussion method was adopted by the lecturers, and upon several occasions the class took excursions to the experimental fields of the II. S. P. A. where the points of the lectures were given practical illustration. ALTHOUGH there was only one play this year it was a great success. Its production was carried out on a new basis. Mr. Herman Stender was chosen as chairman of a producing com- mittee. The committee consisted of Herman Stender. chairman : Miss Lconor Durfee, who had charge of the scenic arrangement and women’s costumes; Murray Johnson, who had charge of the men’s costumes: I'rcdcric Denison and Douglas Ormiston. who had charge of the business end: and Miss Kuphie Shields. Miss Thelma Hartman. Howard Nichols, and Harlan Benner. The committee helped Miss Smith in its production and by this method created a great deal more interest among the students in general. aijck sit-by-thk fire Sramatir “Alirr §it-illl| lu'-iFin',, CAST Alice Grey .. Colonel Grey Amy......... Cosmo ...... Gincrva .... Stephen Rollo Richardson .. Fanny ...... Nurse ...... . Florence W'elden .Wilnorman King Gretchen Bicrbach ......Ezra Crane ____Benita Clarke ... Francis Bowers ..Alice Matthews ...Martha Nichols ...Marjorie Grieg The only play presented by the Dramatic Club this year was given at the Mission Memorial Hall on the evenings of December 17 and IS. 1920. under the direction of Miss Frances Smith. Alice Sit-bv-the-Fire,” one of Sir James Barrie’s comedies, was played exceedingly well by the amateur actors and actresses. The leading role was taken by Miss Florence W’elden. who was well suited to her part and proved a great success. Her ability to act in both humorous and tragic scenes was exceptional for an amateur. Miss Gretchen Bierbach as Amy Grey was very well adapted to her part and acted very well as a girl of eighteen who thought that she knew what life is ' as she had found it by going to five melodramas in one week. The man's lead was taken by Norman King. As usual he played very well and deserves a great deal of credit. He was the husband of Alice and played the part of a father almost to perfection, as was shown in the third act by the way he sent Amy and Cosmo to bed. Ezra Crane as Cosmo Grey or the big boy who didn’t want to he kissed bv his father deserves no less credit than his sister Amy. The part of Stephen Kollo was taken by Francis Bowers. He took off the part of the ass” who thought Alice” loved him and around whose whirling head the complications flew, very well. Miss Benita Clark as Amy’s chum. Gincrva. Miss Alice Matthews as Stephen’s man.” Richardson. Miss Martha Nichols as Fanny and Miss Marjorie Grieg as the Nurse who. although they had minor parts, deserve credit for the finished manner in which they played. As for the players” behind the scenes the leading role was carried by Miss Frances Smith, who coached the very successful play and who is to be congratulated for its success. Ulu' Nintaiia Jfmitlutll (6anu's 2L T last the dream of years came true for the University athletes, mainland football team was brought to the islands for a Christinas game with the Varsity. It was the first intercollegi- ate contest ever staged in Hawaii, and so it was the University’s debut into high society. Hawaii lost the game to Nevada by two touch- downs. but the spectators were satisfied with what they saw, and at last Hawaii gained recognition at home as a full fledged university. The success of the enterprise was due very largely to the support given it by the business men of Honolulu, more especially a committee of them who sponsored the undertaking, and in very particular to Mr. A. I.. Castle who personally arranged the steamer passage for the visitors. The University people worked faithfully for the success of the occasion, and managed all of the details in a most satisfactory manner. Punahou supported the plan by donating the use of Alex- ander field for the games. The Carnival committee donated their bleachers. Everybody approached looked upon it as a civic enterprise, and supported it in a wholehearted way. that made failure impossible. On New Year's day. the Outrigger Canoe Club eleven, supported by Atherton Gilman from the Waikiki team, held the Nevadans to a scoreless tie. It was in many respects the better game of the two. although lacking intercollegiate aspect. The Sagebrush team from Reno came to Honolulu, and con- ducted themselves like true sportsmen throughout their stay. They played a fine brand of football, and they played it with a fine spirit. Not once was it necessary for the officials to caution a man on either team in regard to roughness or unusual tactics. They left a fine repu- tatum behind them, and they took back to Reno a wholehearted respect for the athletes and students of the University of Hawaii. KA PALAPALA (The (Eattqiaujn fur a £umunmuj (Tank 11E meeting of ()ctober 15, 1920, saw the A. S. U. 11. with eiitliu- l|L siasm to spare, when the auditorium resounded with a wild response of ayes,” whereby the students unanimously voted to undertake a campaign to raise money for the construction of an up-to-date swimming tank for the University campus. The plans were carefully worked up by Professor Dave” C rawford, and carried on jointly by the students and faculty. College spirit reached its highest pitch during inspiring speeches by Professors Dean. Crawford, and I.cebrick. It was proposed that the students raise $3,000 among themselves before appealing to the public for the remainder, but en- thusiasm ran so high that the assembly declared for $5,000 before calling upon the town for a penny. The actual campaign opened by a mass meeting on the lanai of the University, led by Norman King. Everyone was tremenduously enthused, and it was a simple matter to pry them loose from their extra kale, especially when it came in the form of pledges, just a little mortgage on future movies ct cetera. Well, that’s about all there was to it. The students raised their $5,000. and the faculty covered them for another $1000. Then a num- ber of tank corps were organized to roll the pockets of the long suffer- ing residents of Honolulu. The response was just what every body knew it would be when the first gun was fired, the necessary $20,000 was anted in so fast that Dr. Dean had to hire a special secretary to keep track of it. Credit for the success of the tank campaign is due to everybody who helped, and every contributor is welcome to all that he paid for. If special mention had to be made I would say that Professor Dave” Crawford would occupy a prominent position in the front rank. It was his pet scheme, and in his quiet way he worked at it until all was readv. then lie sprung it and put it across. Right in the same general locality with Dave” I would place Norman King, and Dr. Dean, who pushed for all they were worth : and 1 Castle, who through his family contributed the final thousand which started the contractors bidding on the job. There were others, many of them, so many that there isn’t room to mention them all here, but there will be a tablet placed on the tank with a full list of the contributors, and these names will go down to coming generations of college students as friends of the University of Hawaii. THE KVOI.ITIOX OF A SWIMMING TANK §tuiient Aasnttbhj IGrrturrs X interesting and inspiring feature of University life is the fre- |iient contact with men and women who do things. During the year at more or less regular intervals. I)r. Dean has invited prominent visitors and local men to the University to speak before the assembly. Men of local, national, and international distinc- tion have tarried in their passage across the Pacific to pass along their message to the students of the University of Hawaii. The speakers during the present year have been: September 20, 1920—Dr. A. L. Dean, president of the University, spoke on ‘‘Going to College” for the benefit of the incoming class. October 1. 1920—Mr. C. C. Robinson of New York. Subject: “If I were a College student again.” February 7, 1921—Mr. Ed Towse, of the Mercantile Printing Company. Subject: “The Panama Canal and Central America.” Febraury 21 Hon. Myron T. Herrick, U. S. Ambassador to France. Subject: “The Spirit of France.” March 14, 1921—Dr. A. L. Dean. Subject: “A Few Ideas of Getting on in the World.” March 21 Mr. J. X. S. Williams of '1'. H. Davies Co.—Subject: “Fuel and Efficinecy.” April 11. 1921—Mr. Charles G. Hciser, Trent Trust Company. Subject: “Some Recent Developments in the Financial World.” April 18. 1921 Hon. Charles J. McCarthy. Governor of Hawaii. Subject: “The Future Outlook for the University of Hawaii.” ehf burial llrar � s ji XCRFASFD numbers and increased unity within the student 1J body have resulted in a very much enriched social life on the campus during the present year. There have been dances, receptions, and excursions added to the curriculum. It was plain to see at the beginning of the fall term that the students were not going to let their studies interfere with their college education, and almost immediately plans were laid for several social events. At that. Dr. and Mrs. Dean beat everybody to it. and on the 13th of ()ctobcr gave a delightful reception to the students and faculty, at their home on Hyde street. This was followed on the 16th bv the memorable Glee Club “pep” night, at which a snappy burlesque program was put across by the club, after which the club orchestra turned to for a couple of hours, while the rest of the Varsity struggled in the assembly hall. On October 27th. the University faculty entertained the teachers of the Honolulu secondary schools in the afternoon. An attractive musical program was offered, after which refreshments were served by the Varsity coeds. KA PALAPALA C- October was the banner month in campus society, and closed with a hard times party on the evening of the 30th. If clothes are any indi- cation of the financial standing of those present. I’d say they were a pretty hardup bunch. The (dee Club again contributed their orchestra, and dancing was the order of the evening. During the two weeks that the University of Nevada football team was in Honolulu there was a continual round of dances, small socials, and other functions. Most of these were carried on by indi- vidual students in their homes, but the atmosphere of the University was always present. The A. S. U. H. owes a large debt of gratitude to the students who helped along in this manner. Among the most successful of these gatherings were: the luncheon at the Outrigger Club given by the ladies of the Varsity in honor of the visitors and the Hawaii football team on the day the Sagebrushers arrived from Reno; a smoker at the Commercial Club at which practically every Univers- ity man was present, with the visitors as guests; a luau in Manoa Valley at which both football squads were present as guests of the A. S. U. II.; a Chinese chop sucy on New Year’s eve. given by Miss Lconor Durfec and her mother; and an open house at the home of Harlan Benner. In addition to these, and many other smaller gath- erings too numerous to mention, the Nevada men were sent for a visit to the Volcano as the guests of the University Student Association. Other social functions during the latter part of the first and the early part of the second semester were: A very successful dance at the University given by the Sophomores at which the rest of the stu- dents were the invited guests: a recital and dance given by Francis Bowers, ’24. the proceeds of which went to pay his subscription to the tank fund; and the dance given by the A. S. U. II. in honor of the graduating classes of the various preparatory schools of the islands on April 20th. The last named has come to be an annual function at the University, and this year was the most largely attended that has ever been given. The climax of the social calendar will take place on the evening of the 6th of June, when the annual Senior banquet and dance will take place at the Commercial Club. This is directly under the management of the Junior class, which assures that it will be a thorough success. FKOSH OX A RAMPAOK THE I'NIVEKS1TY l.lltUARY KA PALAPALA tCihrarti ECAUSE of the change of the College of Hawaii to the Univer- IJIj sity of Hawaii, the library has grown very rapidly, the cause of this being the development of new courses in education, economics, psychology and history. The report of the library for the year ending June 30. 11 JO. showed that the library had 25,700 bound volumes, and a few over -10.000 pamphlets and periodicals. We have received during the present year an increase of nearly 2.000 bound volumes and 8,803 unbound periodi- cals and pamphlets. There is an increase of students this year, so that there are many more using the library as a laboratory. The space is so small, that there is a lot of crowding, making it very difficult for students to study. The snap shots will show more clearly, the condition of the library, this year, in regard to crowding. We are in a very critical condition, as to the shelving of books, as the library has quite out grown its shelving room. The following are names of persons donat- ing books to the library this past year: Mr. A. C. Alexander. Mrs. Gulick. Prof. J. Donaghho, Mr. Abels, Miss Voder. Mr. E. H. Bryan, Miss Smith, Mr. Y. MacCaughey, The Bishop Museum Library, Mr. Withers, Dr. A. L. Dean. Miss J. 1 MacIntyre, Mr. D. P. Lee, Mr. J. M. I. Chock, Mrs. . A. Bowen. There is a reading room, where the daily mainland and local newspapers and periodicals are kept. There are to be found many popular magazines as well as technical. We have in all about 237 dif- ferent magazines. The library is also a government depository for books and pamph- lets. which arc kept on file for the general use of the territory, as well as for the use of the students. llmiUTsitij (Club IGrrhuTH During the University year a most interesting and instructive series of lectures was given by the members of the faculty of the University of Hawaii, under the auspices of the University Club and the University of Hawaii. November 16—''The Russian Revolution and the French Revolu- tion.” Karl C. Leebrick. November 30— The Geology of Underground Waters.” (Illus- trated). Harold S. Palmer. December 15— Some Impressions from a Summer in Europe.” Irving O. Pecker. December 28— The Solar System.” (Illustrated). John S. Donaghho. January 11— The Place of Vocational Education in the Modern School System.” Jesse K. Flanders. January 25— Earth Tremors and Scismography. (Illustrated). Arnold Romberg. February 8— The Education of a Samurai in Old Japan.” Tasuki Harada. March 1— The Relation of Insects to Health.” (Illustrated). David L. Crawford. March 15— Trade Routes of the Pacific.” Romanzo Adams. March 29— The Expression of the Unconscious Mind in Litera- ture.” Arthur L. Andrews. Xhr iKanrnlu' OSintfmurr NDER the auspices of the V. M. C. A., and through the generos- Trl ity of Mr. Theodore Richards, twenty-two students from the University assembled at Kaneohe, April 9-10, for a discussion of the questions and problems facing the institution. The conference delegates combined business with pleasure and put in two days of twenty-four hours each, swimming, skylarking, and arguing. It was agreed by all that the University campus needed more college spirit, or pep” or whatever you want to call it. The means of getting it was not so obvious. Finally, however, it was decided that dormitories were a vital necessity to the University, and it was voted to petition the legislature for the construction of same. The introduction of the Honor System at the University was ad- vocated by Henry Limit, ’23, and favored by the conference. Lindt was appointed chairman of a committee to carry on a propaganda among the students, aiming toward its adoption. The question of the Oriental student alliances was brought up by Ah Com Lau, ’22, who advocated their dissolution in the interest of student unity. We wonder if Lau knew the caliber of the explosive he was igniting. The session became interesting at once, but after considerable fireworks, it calmed down, and the conference adjourned without reaching a decision. A meeting was called for the following Sunday evening at Professor Lcebrick’s home, when it was expected to continue the discussion. THE KANKOIIK Y. M. CONFERENCE y. KA PALAPALA (ihr JJartftr (l)rrmt By JAMES CHCX, '24. I like to sit upon the shore and hear the water’s gentle roar. Tis the ocean’s peaceful sounding; ’tis its never ceasing pounding; Tis sounding on the W estern shore and pounding on the Orient’s door, ]«ringing along, singing this song front W estern shore to Eastern shore. “Love and friendship be your precious store, from now until 1 ant no 1 like to sit beside the sea and hear the voice that calls to me. Tis the peaceful East wind whispering; ’tis the gentle W est wind whistling, ’ Tis whispering to the W est so free and whistling past the China Sea. Bringing along, singing this song front Eastern shore to Western shore, “Love and friendship be your ample store, from now till ocean is no 199 more! J like to watch the broad blue sea, and wish that love so deep could be. Though a tempest may come raging, tis but on the surface staging While down the depths 1 do not see are ever warmth and harmony. It brings along and sings this song from Western shore to Eastern shore, “Love and friendship be your envied store, from now until 1 am no more !’’ J watch the seabirds fly away or see them speeding by my way. And the vessels go out steaming, or with banners come in streaming From golden Californian bay. or from the land of a rising day, W inging along, bringing this song from Eastern shore to Western shore. “Love and friendship be your wealthy store, from now till ocean is no more!” () ocean, with Pacific breeze, and all your messengers of peace. Teach, oh teach a people ancient, and their brethren young and valiant; The East with soul as deep as thee, the W est with mind as broad ami free. To think of this song, sing of this song, from W estern shore to Eastern shore. “Love and friendship be your lasting store, from now till ocean is no more!” I � 9 more! vivdvnvd w fOOTBALI. CHAMPIONS of 1920! '1'liat was the verdict of the Honolulu sporting world, after the Varsity de- feated the strong Waikiki eleven in the crucial game of the season. With this vic- tory our lighting squad placed itself in a tie with the )utrigger eleven for first place. There was no time left to play olT this tie. and as we were champions in 1919. the consensus of opinion gave us the title, since no other team was able to take it away from us. Like our first championship in 1919, this honor did not come to us without much hard work. Many times during the season, injuries and other mishaps forced strong men out of the line-up. so that Coach Klliott was obliged on one occasion to rely upon every available man on the squad for Varsity duty. The squad was equal to the huge task and. although im- pediments by the wholesale imposed them- selves. our Varsity came through on top after one of the hardest scraps ever staged in local football history. When the call for candidates was issued in the fall, Coach Klliott was greeted by a large turnout- the largest ever seen on the campus. After the class game between the Frosli and Sophomores, wheih was won by the former 14-0. Coach Elliott was given a fairly good line on his material. Soon pigskin practice was the regular thing, and it must be admitted that at first even our optimistic coach was a bit discouraged. At first injuries to Varsity men made themselves felt, and then other dis- couragements presented themselves until it looked as if it would be im- possible to repeat our splendid record of 1919. The reports from rival camps brought tales of great wonders being wrought by new systems of training, new styles of attack and defense. But still the work went on at Cooke Field, and when we met the Pearl Harbor sailors in our first preliminary game we came out on top with a 19-0 score. We clearly outplayed our opponents and were never in great danger of being scored KLLIOTT. CohcH KA PALAPALA KING, Captain Center I;rom then on, although times when we were in succeeded in stopping the runs of Brash and the passes to Hipa. Searle saved the clay in the third quarter with a beautiful trackle of Brash after the latter had run sixty yards through a broken field. Conant was our out- standing star, with Searle, Spencer, Lydgate and King doing noble work. The team estab- lished itself as a well-oiled machine, with lots of driv- ing power. Our second upon. A week later we met and defeated the Luke Field eleven 47.0. Our final prelimi- nary game was played at Moiliili F ield against the Schofield team. Again the Varsity con- firmed its reputation of being a large scoring machine by winning hands down 41-0. The major football schedule commenced on December 4. and we opened with a clean-cut victory over the Bahama eleven. The score was 7-0. The Bahamas entered the game the favorites, but within a few moments after the first whistle the opinion changed, for “Scowy” Conant. s p e e d y halfback, had wormed his way through t It e Pals defense for a ! o u c h d o w n and Captain King had kicked goal for the additional p o i n t. there were a few danger, our eleven SPRXOKR. Ciiplnin elt'rl Quarterback JAC0B80N G ii aril major engagement was with the Outrigger Canoe Club team, coached by I)r. Paul Withington. After outplaying our opponents during the first half and holding them in the second half, we lost the game when Campbell of the Canoemen placed a neat drop kick over the bar for the only score of the day. The game was a distinct disap- pointment to our followers in that we lost, but our boys put up a great battle, and had not the breaks gone against us we might have come out of the game at least unscored upon. The short forward pass game of the Var- sity worked time and again for gains, but the Surfriders held when in danger, and although we fought desperately we could not force the hall across the line. Conant made our longest run, a twenty-yard gain. Searlc and Conant starred, with Stickney doing the honors for the winners. Lydgate outpunted Campbell by many yards, and in all departments we out- played our rivals. The Varsity entered the game with the W'aikikis with their backs to the wall. A defeat would throw us out of any chance for the championship, while a victory would either give us a clear title or at least a tie with the Outriggers, depending upon the out- come of their game with the Pals. Injuries made the game a bugbear for the coaches, ami fans conceded us little chance against the powerful Gilman machine. Within a few moments they scored, recovering IIANOHANO Turkic a fumble, and Gilman kicked goal. W e came back and scored before the end of the quar- ter, King kicking goal. In the second quar- ter the fans were treated to some great foot ball tactics by both teams, and the quarter ended in favor of the W'acs 14-13. Kiltering the second half with severe odds against us, our eleven fought the W’acs off their feet. Still we could not score, and it looked like a victory for t h c THOMPSON IlnlflHirk “Gilmanitcs.’ ’Sud- denly the t i d e turn e 1 in our favor, and after working the ball to the center of the field on the thirty-yard line. Spencer called upon Captain King for a goal. Three points would give us the game and champion- ship. Captain King came through, lie placed the pigskin squarely over the cross piece for the deciding score. Before the end of the game, with but a few minutes left. Spencer wormed his way through the line tor an ad- ditional touchdown and King kicked goal, making the final score 23-14. The Varsity set a record at the aerial game by completing nine out of sixteen passes attempted. 1 bis victory put us in a tie with the Surfers, who won their game next day against the Pals, and consequently we were awarded the popu- lar decision as champions of Hawaii. 1920. srzrKi End alii' $t0 (6amr KAXAIIKLK KikI yond a doubt that Hawaii could turn out foot- ball elevens on a par with the average uni- versity on the mainland. Although neither of the games resulted in a victory for Ha- waii. the game between the )utrigger Club and the Nevadans ended with a scoreless tie. and our game was one of the hardest fought ever staged here. We lost after putting up a great exhibition. BRINGING the University of Ne- vada football squad to Hawaii for two postseason games last winter, a new custom was introduced in the athletic affairs of the University. Largely through the ef- forts of Hob Spencer, it was made possible for the Sagebrushers to make the trip, and on Christmas and New Year’s days, our cap- tain-elect saw the fruits of his labors mate- rialize. for t h e games were more successful t h a n w a s ever antici- pated. Not only did they surpass any hopes held by the committee. b u t they proved bc- KIXXKY Halfback SI ACCOXKL Fullback The University of Nevada was the first mainland col- lege to send a foot- ball team to Hawaii, and the fans turned out cn masse on the first day the visitors staged practice on Alexander f ield, f rom then on interest was at its highest pitch and argu- ments waxed hot as to the possibilities of our trimming the visiting eleven. Such names as Bradshaw. Reed and Caldwell were on the tips of all live football enthusiasts’ tongues, and as the great day approached, the whole town seemed on edge for the battle. The Varsity got off on the wrong f x� t in the first minute of play by losing the ball to the visitors on a fumble. Here the Varsity held and proved its versatility by taking the ball away from Nevada on downs. Our l oys evidently were still suffering a bit from stage fright, for again on the first play we fumbled and the hall was recovered hv Nevada. Brad- shaw on Nevada’s first play tore off ten yards on a long end run. and Reed followed with a gain of six yards through guard. This placed the oval within a f x t of our goal line. After two unsuccessful tries at the center of our line. Foster went over for the first touch- down after four and a half minutes of play. 1 leward kicked goal. At this point of the game our boys found themselves, and from then on gave Nevada a great battle. The second quarter was featured by the line-buck- ing of Nevada ami the strong defen- sive play of the local team. Time and again Nevada tore through the center of the line for gains, only to be stopped by the secondary defense before done. Spencer got away SKARLPj Piiin. ck WONG Halfback took place, with edge on Reed. ing hard for downs a n 1 several ex- changes of punts Lydgate getting the slight After Lydgate had punted down to Nevada’s twenty-six-yard line, Brad- shaw tore off two runs of twenty-five and ten yards apiece which planted the ball in the middle of the field for first down. A sudden change in tactics by the Nevadans, from line plunging to forward passing, upset our de- fense and a long pass from Bradshaw to Reed placed the ball on our two-yard line. Spencer made the tackle that saved us from a certain score. Here the quarter-time whistle ended the fiercest quarter of the game. The final quarter opened with Hawaii lighting under her own goal posts for the second time. ()n the first play we held, stop- ping the onslaught of Recti for no gain. But damage could be once during the quarter for our longest gain, with a run of fifteen yards off tackle. He was badly in- jured in the play, but continued until the end of the quarter. Bradshaw opened the second half with a long return of the kickoff, dodging back up the field for over thirty-five yards. Both teams were fight- ciiaxo Knd TAKI.KTON Bad on the next play the plunging captain of the visitors went over the line for the second and final touchdown of the day. Howard again kicked goal, making the score 14-0 in Nevada's favor. Specer. who had been taken out on advice of a physician, was sent in again for Thompson upon the consent of Nevada, who acceded to the request of Coach Elliott. From then on Spencer featured in nearly every one of our offensive plays, and Nevada was several times threatened with a possible score. Many forward passes were resorted to by the Varsity in an at- tempt to wipe out the stigma of a no- score battle, but al- though several of the passes were completed. Nevada held us when in danger, and the game finally ended with the ball in Nevada’s possession near the middle of the field. Hawaii was introduced to its first intercollegiate football game with one of the most sj ectacular and hard fought games ever staged on Alexander Held. ()ne man who stood out head and shoulders above his team-mates for the V arsity was Hob Spencer, quarterback, who played the greatest game of MOTT-SMITH Guard LYDGATK Turkic his career and just- ly earned the | osi- tion of quarterback on Hawaii’s mythical All-Star eleven. Al- though severely injured in the second «inar- ter by a fierce tackle. Hob continued until ordered out of the game by a doctor, and then when needed in the final quarter, re- turned and staged a great rally in an effort to score on the mainlanders. Mott-Smith, our elongated guard, stood out in his playing as well as his height, and many times stopped the rushes of the Nevada hack-field. '“Mutt” played the game of his life against Nevada, opening up holes when the need came and closing them when it was necessary. Mort Lydgate shared the honors on the line with Mott-Smith. Lydgate played a strong game, but his real value to the team lay in his ability to get his punts off without having KA PALAPALA -40 them blocked. Mort's punting against Ne- vada was a feature of the game, and he got all nine of his punts off for much yardage. Conant and Thompson also played stellar games in the backfield. and although no spec- tacular runs were staged by them, their work at punching the line, for gains of two and three yards, counted much for the Varsity. Hawaii again proved her ability to complete passes, getting over four out of a possible nine, for a distance of forty-five yards. Many of these were the result of the short pass. perfected bv Elli- ott's men. The line seemed disconcert- ed during the first quarter and could not get down to stop the attack of the quartet of Ne- hitman I « Tnrkle vadans, who con- tinuously plunged the line for gains. After the first quarter, however, our line played like veterans and held for downs on many occasions. In the latter part of the game the attack of the Nevadans was much weakened by our hard tackling. Nevada reverset I all “dope” on their style of play, by resorting to line plunging for most of their gains. It was a great day for quarterbacks, for Bradshaw stood conant out above the rest Ilulfhack , of the visitors as their stellar performer. He tore off many long gains and his running hack of punts was one of the features of the game. He has an uncanny eye for picking the holes in the op- position and he used this to good advantage in the first two quarters of the game. A change in style of attack resulted in the second touchdown, and to Bradshaw must go the credit of this shift. His unerring eye in passing to Reed, placed the hall in a position where the latter could buck it over the final white line. Along with the “Bullet. Roster. Reed. Dunne and Heward played games up to the expectation of local fans and were largely responsible for Nevada’s victory. Nevada completed hut one forward pass, hut this one was for forty-five yards and was LAMHKHT ll.ilfl.a-k the cause of the second touchdown. Six were attempted by the visitors. In total yardage gained Nevada put it over us by accounting for 2«S7 yards with but 27 yards loss, while we gained but 70 yards, with 33 yards loss. The small amount of yardage gained by us may l e accounted for by the fact that we were on the defensive for more than three- quarters of the game and so had little opportu- nity to display our power of attack. ()ne thing brought out bv the game more than anything else was the good sportsmanship displayed by both aggregations. Not once dur- ing the game were there any rough tactics used, and fans were given a real exhibition of college football—the cleanest of all sports. Nevada lived up to all expectations as to her ability to play good clean football, and our boys outdid themselves in an effort to show them that Ha- waii stood for all that it clean and upright in amateur sj orts. Over four thousand rooting football fans witnessed the struggle. M.TAUGART Malinger Next fall the big game will be played against the strong University of ()rcgon team. This is sure to l e the hardest game ever played in the Islands. The Varsity will undoubtedly have the best team it has ever had. and viewed from the present outlook, there seems every pros- pect that Hawaii will give the visitors a real run for their money. Vnrnily vs. Outrigger The Christmas t Nini' 1920 SQUAD (Irark (Shamptnnshtjj, li!21 DKR Coach Elliott and Captain Hanohano, the track Varsity came through with a championship, our first in track. After winning several minor meets with prep schools and clubs, the Varsity entered the All-Star meet with the Interscholastic point winners with little hope of victory. We were conceded points in sev- eral events but it was not expected that our sprinters or distance men could hold their own with the pick of the islands. However, the unex- pected happened and by a great spilling of the grand old dope,” our boys emerged winners by the score of 57-46. Although the Intcrscho- lastics were shy two of their men, still it was a great thing for our small Varsity to turn the trick against our rivals. At every turn, upsets took place and the fans were fairly taken olT of their feet by the results. Jn the sprints, Tarleton and Crane, placed in both the 100 and 22C and ran on our winning relay team. Kinney won the 440 in a great race with Silva of the Stars. Momi” Kanahclc showed a pair of heels to the field in both the 880 and mile. Two new records were hung up in these two events. Suzuki placed third in both distances. Wong took third in the hurdles. Jn the field events, Mott Smith cleaned up in the shot-put and discus and took third in the high jump. Lydgate got two seconds in the weight events and Allister Forbes placed third in the discus. Wong won out in the broad jump and Merlin Forbes took third place in the pole vault. And the climax came when our half-mile relay team defeated the pick of the Interscholastic, by at least four yards. Searle, Crane, Kinney and Tarleton composed the (piartet that trimmed the Stars. Every man gained on his opponent; had we been pushed the time might have been much faster. The track squad will be fortunate, in that few men are leaving school, so that next year the same array of talent will be back to defend our title. The prep schools will send up several fast men to help out so that the team next year should be the greatest yet. The following men won their block H in track this year: Cap- KA PALAPALA tain Hanohano, Mott-Smith. Tarlcton. Crane, Kinney, Scarle, Wong, I.ydgatc and Kanahele. The results of the big meet were as follows: 880-vard run—(1) Kanahele, (2) Chang, (3) Suzuki. Time, 2:12 2 5, Pole vault—11 Hipa, (2) Carrciro, (3) M. Forbes. , Height, 10' V ' 100-yard dash (1 Luke, (2) Crane. (3) Tarleton. Time, :10 2 5. Shot-put—11 'Mott-Smith, (2) Lydgate, (3) Lai. Distance, 45' 8?4 Mile run—(1 i Kanahele, (21 Chang, (3) Suzuki. Time, 4:55 3 5 Kroad jump— (1 Wong, i2) llipa, (3) Holt. Distance, 19' iW 220-yard dash—(li Tarleton, (2) Luke, (3 Crane. Time. :23 3 5. Discus—(1) Mott-Smith, (2) Lydgate. (3) A. Forbes. Dis- tance. 106' 7 High jump—(1) llipa, (21 Heminger, (3) Mott-Smith. Height, 5' 6 440-yard run (1 Kinney, 2) Silva, (3� Kaahea. Time, :55 4 5. 220 low hurdles—(1 I Whittle. 2) Dai, (3) Wong. Time, :262 5. 880-yard relay—Won by University. (Searlc, Kinney. Crane, Tarlcton). Time, 1 :35. Siasrlmll As the Ka Palapala goes to press, the Inter-Class baseball series between the Juniors. Sophomores and Frosh is creating much interest on the campus. Rivalry between the three teams is keen and a great series is anticipated. The opening game between the Juniors and Frosh promises to be a battle royal. All three teams have several strong players on their rosters, including many former Interscholastic stars. Due to the fact that college closes to soon after the opening of the regular season, no Varsity team has been formed but the class series is paving the way for bigger fields and within a few years the Varsity will be a reality. The class captains arc: Juniors, Karlc McTaggart; Sophomores. K .ra Crane: Frosh, “Morty” Lydgate. Ray Elliott will umpire all the class games. iSlaakrtliall tramiti, liI21 NO Senior team was entered in the major league this year but a fast aggregation competed in the 135-pound division and although we did not win first honors, our light team made a great showing, finishing second to Palama. The Pals defeated us in both games but outside of these two reverses our boys sailed through the season with a fine record. Chocolate” Chung captained the team, playing a fast game at forward. Scowy” Conant held down the other forward position with C hong Wong at center and Tong and Au at the guard positions. 'This quintet promises great things for next season, as all will be returning to the University. The Inter-Class basketball series was won by the Frosh over the Juniors and Sophomores. The Presides, with many experienced men from the prep schools to choose from presented a strong combination for the other two classes to battle and. although all of the games were closely contested, the Sophs and Juniors could not fathom the attack of the Frosh sufficiently to give them a victory. All of the games were interesting and hotly contested, proving beyond a doubt that the material for a fast senior league team is in the University. The purpose of the Inter-Class games is to bring out this material and Coach Elliott has lined up a very likely list of candi- dates for a senior team next season. The following men represented their classes in the series: Freshmen: Conant, Chung, Wong. A. Forbes, and M. Forbes. Juniors: Thompson. Kanahele. Takemoto, Denison. McTag- gart. and Chang. Sophomores: Jacobson, Crane. Tong, llashimoto, W’oltcrs, and Searle. Coach Elliott refereed all of the Inter-Class contests. KA PALAPALA armus © |XI' of the most popular sports on the campus this year has been the tennis court. Few and far between were the afternoons when no tennis enthusiasts could be seen on the court and generally there was a line of players waiting for a turn on the asphalt. The need of more courts was certainly brought out this year. Never before has tennis been so popular and with but one court on the campus, many of the students lost an opportunity to play. Many who would play if they did not have to wait in line for several hours, had to forego the pleasure due to the lack of time. Next year it is the hope of tennis fans here to put in one or possibly two additional courts. This will be a great boost for tennis and the tournaments next year should be more keenly contested than heretofore. The two annual men’s tournaments were played off during March and April and a good number of men signed up for the games. The singles tournament was played off first and as a result Peter Chang won the premier honors, winning the finals from Shimizu in a hotly contested match. The men’s doubles were next played and brought out some good team play. Chang and ane won out in the finals, winning from Shimizu and Ching, 6-2 and 6-4. The third set was not played due to lack of time and the former pair was awarded the title. As we go to press two other tournaments are in the process of completion. The mixed doubles are being played with students and faculty members taking part. 'This tournament should take a regular place on the calendar of tennis tournaments next year. A singles and doubles tournament between Mills School and the University is also being played now. Although several Mills men have already won their matches, the University men should be able to take the majority of matches played. KA PALAPALA Swimming I' course as yet aquatic activities in the University have been very limited, due to the absence of a tank. However, this year. we have succeeded in raising funds to build a tank such as few universities or clubs in any part of the world can boast of. The tank is now near the point of completion and the “water-dogs” of the campus are planning for the first plunge. In the meantime, plans for a crack swimming squad next year are already being formulated. Many fast men arc now attending the University: “Stubby Kruger, former world’s backstroke champion and present holder of world’s records in the 150, 220, and 440-yard backstroke events, is now a member of the Freshmen class. Kruger is also a sprint swimmer and was a member of the Hawaiian relay team two years ago that broke the world’s record. He was a member of the l‘ 20 Olympic team that went to Antwerp. With Kruger as a mainstay and such men as Ah Kin ee, Lambert, Lydgate, Bowers, and others to help out, the 1021 Varsity should be a great team. There are prospects that the Vale swimming team, that is coming here to perform in July, will compete in our new tank. If this hap- pens, it will be a fitting opening ceremony, for this will be the first collegiate swimming team to perform here and if the meet is held in our tank, it will start the history of the pool off on the right foot. And in the meantime, we will all make good use of the new plunge. KA PALAPALA (Cn-rit Athlrtirs ASKFT11ALL was by far the most important sport taken up by the women of the University during the year. They were faith- ful in their practice. The material for an excellent team was available and some good players were developed. It was decided not to join the league, but practice games were played with Palama, McKin- ley and the Priory. This practice with outside teams was of great bene- fit and we hope that next year that we will be able to join the league and have the opportunity of playing regular match games. Baseball was taken up for a short period. Quite a bit of enthusiasm was shown. However, it was again voted not to join the league, as many had not had enough practice in the game and felt they could not devote the necessary daily practice to it. Volleyball was taken up a few months before the close of school. A larger number of girls came out for this than for any other game because of its mild nature. Several interesting practice games were played with the girls from Punahou Academy. Tennis is outside of the regular schedule of co-ed athletics, but was taken up by many of the students. A scries of mixed doubles was played. The courts at the University are filled practically the whole time and the need for additional courts is strongly felt. Several times during the school year the women’s gymnasium class was excused to go swimming at Waikiki. Miss Smith accom- panied the co-eds and gave instructions to the beginners. Prof. Palmer twice helped the more experienced swimmers at Fort DcRussy, where the water is deep and best suited for diving. It is hoped that a women’s swimming team may be organized next year, when the new tank will be available. On two occasions the co-eds of the University enjoyed hikes with Miss Smith. One was an all-day trip up Kalihi. Some distance up the valley they had their lunch and enjoyed an ice-cold mountain stream swim. The other hike was to Mrs. W. F. Frear’s home on Tantalus. It was made in the cool of the afternoon, and the walk home after supper was made by starlight. KA PALAPALA iHilitanj £rmtr? Iff M)!•'! the Morrill Act which stipulates that all State or Terri- 1|1 torial Land-Grant Colleges give instruction in military science, the University of Hawaii was required to provide military training. However, the University, up to 1918 had such a small en- rollment that it was unable to form a military company. Jn 1918. at the time when the United States was in the thick of the W orld War. a Student Army Training Corps was started. This S. A. T. C. lasted until the beginning of the Christmas vacation. The Armistice made further intensive military training unnecessary so the S. A. T. C. unit was disbanded. No course was given the following semester in the spring of 1919. in the fall of 1919 regular instruction in military training was again started. The first unit was a branch of the Coast Artillery Corps. Later, by order of the Commanding General, it was converted into a regular Infantry Company. The aim of the University is to secure a senior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps unit but just at present the number of men is insuffi- Ci,ptain Searle Maj. Lewie, Inatrurtor 2nd Lt. Benner l t l.t. Larnoch Col. Alii� C. Clarke has aurreeded Maj. Lewis ns commander of the University Corps. KA PALAPALA cient tu make up the necessary hundred which is required before recognition is granted. It is. however, expected that by next fall, with the enrollment of the large number of Freshmen the R. O. T. C. unit will easily be secured. The R. O. T C. unit will he of great value. It will mean the fur- nishing of uniforms and other equipment free of charge to the stu- dents. It will also mean that a certain amount of money will be paid to students as an allowance for rations after the unit has reached the advanced stage. Furthermore, in the city, there are two junior R. O. T. C. units so that with a senior one at the University, a good oppor- tunity will be afforded to students graduating from the junior units to continue advanced courses in military science in the Islands. With Captain Williford as instructor for the major part of the 1919-20 school year, close order drills and gunners’ instructions were taken up. Since his resignation in April. 1920, the work has been carried on very successfully by Major Lewis. The University is very fortunate in having Major Lewis as instructor, for through his hard and sincere efforts, coupled with the able work of Sergeant Saunders, the student company has been moulded into a very creditable military unit. Up to the present time the work covered has included close and extended order drills, some practical marches, minor tactical problems, and the preliminaries of the shooting gallery course. Before the end of this school year it is expected that instructions will have covered all of the gallery course, guard duty, and visual signalling. From the progress being made by the institution in the work in military science, there is every indication that the University will be found ready, should any emergency call be sent by Uncle Sam to aid in the defense of the Government and the Flag. Col. Adna C. Clarke takes command of the Military Affairs at the University as we go to press. iRmUrr nf Jttfantrjj (Company. luiurrsitij of Sautaii Captain.................................... 1st Lieutenant............................. 2nd Lieutenant............................. 1st Sergeant............................... Supply Sergeant............................ Sergeants: J. M. Lydgate. F. A. I. Rowers, ..........C. C. Searle .... D. W. 1 . Larnach ........II. F. Benner .........M. Johnson ..........W. Wolters C. I). Tarlcton. R. K. Conant. I). V. Ormiston. A. K. Silva. 1st Squad. Corporal: R. 11. Mott-Smith Privates: C. Lambert (I. Ruttman II. A. Xichol 1). M. L. Forbes !• . Johnson R; V. Goo 3rd Squad. Corporal: K. C. Tong Privates: S. S. Lee T. S. Lung W. Beers C. K. Lam C. K. Aiau K. K. Liu S. Ilashimoto 5th Squad. Corporal: Forbes Privates: J. Li K. F. Chun K. Fukashima E. Lum P. T. Chang K. N. Hcc T. Kunikiyo 7th Squad. Corporal: E. J. Crane Privates: Goto Miyake Y. lay A. X. Yim S. Omura M. II. Chong H. K. Ing 2nd Squad. Corporal: Y. M. Jacobson Privates: I. J. II. Chun W. Y. T. Au VV. I'. Ahana S. Wong W. Prcndergast C. Wong A. R. Forbes 4th Squad. Corporal: A. R. Forbes Privates: A. C. Bruns K. M. Sur S. S. Chun J. M. Cho Y. Hoshino Yamashiro II. K. Keppler 6th Squad. Corporal: VV. I. Akana Privates: T. Koike K. B. 11 irashima II. Ikeda Win. Chung I). Chung J. C. 'l'ing Chung Wai 8th Squad. Corporal: Ahana Privates: L. Lau S. Nishimoto A. K. Yee I. ane K. Kawahara M. Yanigihara T. S. Park 9th Squad. Corporal: E. Sato Privates: E. XL Tani II. V. Morimoto J. F. Moo Y. C. Matsumura H. Y. Matsuki II. C. Low C. Kong 10th Squad. Corporal: Privates: I. XL C. Chock A. C. Chun A. II. Ho (Ealntimr SEPTEMBER 13. Registration day. Many Freshmen. 14. Many more. 15. Frosh taught how to walk from one class to another without getting lost. 16. Thommy puts on his football togs. 17. Thommy has company. IX. Frosh dazed. University holds classes on Saturday. 20. Monday, the first day after Sunday. 21. Cowen plants flagpole. Sophomores prepare for victory ? 22. Ah Kin Yec roosts on top of flag pole. Sophomores demoralized. 23. Two Frosh minah birds stake claim on front lanai. 24. Minah birds chatter incessantly. 25. Crane and Cullen make love in class. K. C. objects. 27. King dons football armor and calls for recruits. 28. Otis returns from Farce. Minah birds register for French. 29. Heavy language registration continues. Paris style popular with co-eds. 30 I .. Durfee unable to draw a straight circle in Art. SOPH JUNIOR KI.KVEN y t KA PALAPALA OCTOBER 1. Frosh co-eds ride the goat. 2. University matrimonial bureau makes an early start. 4. The Chop Suev Club sueys. 5. Co-eds run relay around Cooke Field. Football squad suffering from sore eyes. Lambert blind. 6. Miss Smith discontinues relay. Co-eds relay in interest of Varsity. 7. Freshmen-Seniors defeat Sophomore-Juniors in hot game. Mc- Connell swears. 8. K. C. cuts class to entertain friends. 9. A centipede visits class in English I. They wear them higher for a few minutes. 10. Herman Monte” Stender elected yell leader. 11. The Shorthorns gather for the sugar course. 12. Mutt's Ford appears in a new coat (of paint). 13. Proxy and Mrs. Dean entertain faculty and students. 14. Monte” holds football rally. 15. Co-eds hold secret? rehearsal for pep” nitc. Frosh play goose egg game with Kam preps. 16. Pep Nite. McTaggart stars as Romeo. 'Lank campaign begins. Students subscribe $5,000 for a swim. 18. Faculty kokua $1,000 for the tank. 19. Frosh co-eds ordered to wear yellow ribbons and carry rattles by Soph ladies. 20. Frosh co-eds tell Soph ladies to go to------. Ruth and Euphic prepare for war. 21. Denny resigns from Bachelors’ Club, and takes on the dignity of a family man. 22. Faculty puts on spread for High School teachers. 23. W ells invests in haircut. 25. Cafeteria for benefit of tank bind opened under supervision of wives of faculty members. 26. Bolsheviki meeting of the Dramatic Club. Pat scores. 27. Dramatic Club meeting resumed. Pat underscores. 28. Bill Bulls-eye opens penny dance hall on front lanai. 26. “Monte” sprouts a mustache. 30. Ci. (). P. landslide in straw vote. Hallowe’en hard times party. Even the punch was hard. 1. (i. Bierbach has a sore toe. 2. Election day. Gretchen’s toe recovers. 3. Prof. Palmer mistakes assembly hall partition for the proverbial “Saturday evening post,” and falls through. NOVEMBER 8 THK CAMPUS FROM THK AIR 4. Co-eds stage baseball game. Li and Gay star. 5. 'Panic fund cafeteria pau. The Coop resumes business. 6. Varsity stepson Pearl Harbor eleven, 19 0. 8. Football squad takes a day off. 9. Sid Lane advertises for non-skid hairpins. 10. F. Crane suffers badly sprained shoulder in struggle at Moana. 11. Soph-Frosh co-eds sign armistice. 12. Football men retire early (in the morning). 12. Varsity takes another scalp. Hawaii, 47—Luke Field, 0. Sophs give a dance. 15. Dramatic Club holds tryouts for “Alice Sit-by-the-Fire.” Martie given heavy role. 10. Xorman smiles. 17. 'Phe wild Irishman in the office takes a day off. 18. First rehearsal of Alice Sit by the-Fire. 10. Otis P. rechristens Leonor 'Toil de Car.” 20. Varsity trims Schofield, 27-0. 22. A new moon appears on the campus. Later discovered to l� c M. Forbes with a smoothly shaven pate. 22. K. C. leaves for Kauai. 24. Moo gets to Psychology on time. 25. Thanksgiving all day. 20. Rest. 27. Recuperating from two-day rest. 20. Partial eclipse of new moon noted as hair sprouts on Forbes dome. 20. “Monte” shaves mustache. No difference noted in general ap- pearance. DECEMBER 1. K. C. returns from Kauai. A bad penny always turns up. 2. Dr. Adams forgets his specs. 2. Football rally. First lap of mustache relay won by McTaggart. 4. Varsity. 7- Palma. 0. 6. Classes conducted in whispers. Campus left its voice at Moiliili field. 7. Wrcnshall plays dirty trick on Chcm. I. and gives them a quiz. 8. Mortimer loses two pounds. 9. Mutt gains three pounds. 10. “Monte” introduces Proxy's new yell: “Cuss-ca-say, cuss-ca-say, cuss-ea-say-ccla.” 11. Outrigger. 3—Hawaii, 0. Auwe. Accidents happen even in college. 12. Patten decides to go to Mexico in search of ore and senoritas. KA PALAPALA WAR PAINT 14. Morty discovers that Chili. Argentine, and Brazil are in Central America. 15. Bowers and Alice ‘sit-by-thc-fire If), (iretchen begins to study her lines for the play. 17. hirst performance of Alice Sit-bv the hire.” 18. Varsity. 24—Waikiki, 13. Causes Varsity and Outrigger to tic for championship. Second performance of Alice Sit-bv-thc-hire.” 19. Christmas vacation begins. 20. All's well. 21. Coach “Corky” and Capt. Kddie Reed arrive from Reno with smiling Jimmy Bradshaw, Cupid Collwell, and some others. Jimmy introduces himself. 22. Cupid samples poi and reserves judgment. Samples okc and smiles. 23. Jimmy narrowly escapes college vamps, but falls for a beach- comber. 24. Nevada works out before large audience. Catastrophe predicted for Hawaii. 25. The catastrophe takes place. Nevada. 14—Hawaii. 0. 27. “Corky” has a hard time keeping track of his Sagebrushers. 28. Kddie Reed steps out among ’em. 29. Jimmy sleeps out among 'em. 30. “Snake-eye” Charlie gives a party. 31. Lconor gives a chop suev. JANUARY 1. Outriggers plus Gilman, 0—Nevada. 0. Smiling Jimmy sus- pended for poor judgment. 3. Bob S. appears with a bum headlight, but refuses to sav whether he got it in the Nevada game or from I'i! “Steve.” 4. K. C. back at his old tricks. C uts class, and naturally, everybody knew their lesson. KA PALAPALA 5. The Sagebrushers return from the Volcano. Cupid says lie saw- more rain on that trip than they have in Nevada in six years. 6. A certain gent admits that he is wearing his pajamas under his clothes. Yc don’t blame him, and it the thermometer doesn’t behave we’ll do it ourself. 7. Varsity men get together at Commercial Club, with the Sage- hens as guests. 8. The Sagehens depart with a big war w hoop. 10. Bicrbach and Cullen sit together in student assembly. 11. A hair tonic odor about the building is finally traced to Denison's upper lip. 12. M. Forbes stoutly maintains that the gila monster is a native of Hilo. 13. A real breeze springs up. How to carry their own books, hold their hair on and their skirts at the proper level, with only two hands, is the cause of prolonged discussion among the co-eds. 14. Unable to wait for the completion of the swimming tank, l’rof. Donaghho takes a plunge in the flooded basement. 15. Hartman appears in a new bonnet, which she wears at a devilish angle. 17. I’rexy outlines new system of penalties for cuts. Lambert sug- gests that it apply to faculty as well as students. 18. Dr. Adams announces that it is just six days till examinations. l‘ . l’rof. Pecker says it is only five days till exams. 20. Dr. K. C. remarks that it is only four days till cxs. 21. Prof. Crawford says the “times that try men’s souls” is near. 22. Prof. Flanders says “get a good sleep and prepare for the worst.” 24. The beginning of the end for some of us. 25. “Answer the first ten.” 2( . Post-mortems are no use. 27. Au we ta pua. 28. And then some. 2 . A toast to our absent brothers. 31. Registration. FEBRUARY 1. 'Phe campus looks almost the same as it did before exams. 2. However, there have been a few shifts in the scenery here and there. 3. The tank committee lets a contract for construction of the sw'ini- ming tank. 4. Work on the tank begins. 5. “Senorita. e’est peculiar. remarks Prof. Pecker, as (Iretchen walks into French on time. 7. Freshmen class maintains that Dr. Andrews lectured on nothing. KA PALAPALA A very interesting subject. 8. Varsity co-eds defeat Priory in basketball. V. 11. Nichols searches among co-eds for a cat to use in Zoology experiments. 10. Cullen tackles a moving street car. The car wins by a knock- out in the first round. 11. Several co-eds receive letters postmarked ‘’Reno ' 12. Bourne poses for his picture in the library. The result will l e found somewhere in Ka Palapala. 14. Cafeteria introduces a coinage system all their own. 15. Wells washes his drill shirt. 16. Private Bourne tears his drill pants. VARSITY 27, 8CIIOPIKI.I) SOt.DIKRS rt shelf for a week or so. 22. This should be a holiday, but it isn’t. 22. Members of the Board of Regents pay a formal call. 24. “Can you find your key hole?” Subject of discussion in English I. That depends. 25. M. Corbes elects himself president of the Ananias Club. 17. Bourne trys to put over the old war-time hard luck stuff and beg a first aid sewing kit. 18. Chong informs Prof. Adams that Indians are kept on reservoirs. P . I . C.’s copy of “Monroe” disappears. 21. Mrs. Marquise Ihutows Vol. 1 of Thorndike from the reference KA PALAPALA IE'- 26. Bufo starts a zit. 28. I’zri trios but fails. MARCH 1. Hroadhent has the field to himself. King is on Kauai. 2. K. J. C. throws a hook through the window during French II. The book is marked II. F. C. 3. O. I. I , threatens to throw K. J. C. and H. F. C. after the book unless order is restored. 4. Co-ed gym class stages wheelbarrow race. Graceful. I’ll tell the world. 5. A. Forbes smiles, but fails to speak. 7. Cullen gets a smokc-up” in French. 8. Major Clark takes over cadet corps. 9. Crane discovers that lie has a letter in the mail box (from the faculty). 10. K. C. takes his infant proteges for a visit to the Legislature. 11. Legislature returns the compliment. 12. Hartman attempts to imitate representative Christy in dress and speech. One of the results of his visit to the Legislature. 14. Ka Palapala subscription campaign opens. 15. Ka Palapala staff accused of profiteering. 16. Charges not sustained. It’s a good book and worth easily half as much as it costs. 17. Fditor forages for material among members of staff. 18. Ka Palapala subscription campaign closes. 19. Rutman visits Spanish I. in which he is registered. 21. Alma Mater song contest given a hearing at Assembly. 22. Pecker tells naughty story (in Spanish). 2d. Fotographers busy lor Ka Palapala. Make numerous exposures. 24. Williams studio brings suit against Crane for breaking their lens. 28. Hob Spencer and Edith Brodic fail to answer roll call. 29. Still missing. 30. It is noised about that—----------• 31. Mr. and Mrs. Spencer return to college. APRIL 1. F.vcn Otis falls for the nickle trick. 2. Hawaii wins the All-Star track meet. Bourne assisting Varsity stages a hop. 4. Sleeping-sickness breaks out in Spanish 1. 5. The epidemic spreads. 6. Chamber of Commerce continues to kid Ka Palapala. Business manager. 7. Cynthia adopts a homeless centipede. 8. Glee Clul) poses f«� r Ka Palapala picture. Wells and Manuel in front rank. 9. Varsity debaters adjourn to Kaneohe where they can discourse undisturbed. 11. Sleeping-sickness hits faculty. 12. K. C. out for a week. 13. Cement work starts on swimming tank. 14. lltii Lokahi organizes. 15. Ex. Committee holds nominating convention. Thompson has it all framed. 16. Cadets hold their spring shoot. Jake makes high score. 18. The Gov’ncr gives us a man to man talk. 19. Dr. Adams leaves for Kauai and dismisses his classes for a week. 20. This Extension work is great stuff. 21. Chinese Alliance holds “Yellow Jacket’’ dress rehearsal. 22. 'Yellow Jacket makes real hit. 23. I.eonor gives a party. 25. Editor fakes calendar from this date. 26. Ka Palapala goes press. Musiness manager begins to think about looking for ads. 27. Thompson's political lineup begins to weaken. Numerous indc pendent candidates appear on the list. 28. Varsity football letter men receive their sweaters. 2'). Varsity gives dance in honor of prep school graduating classes. 30. Dormitories assured for next year, thanks to the Legislature. MAY 2. As Dr. Dean said to the Governor of Hawaii. “It’s the best Legis- lature we ever had.” 3. Editor discovers S. Takemoto’s picture on the Freshmen cut. Takcmoto is a Junior. 4. Accidents will happen. Goto’s picture discovered in two places on Freshmen cut. 5. Dr. Andrews springs a cptiz in Logic. 6. If he didn’t do it yesterday he will today. Faculty gives reception for students. 7. This looking into the future is the bunk. 8. Oh hell, do it yourself. 1916 Richard M. S. Goo. I� . S.. civil engineer. Xew York City. Harold E. Starrat, 1� . S.. field chemist. Olaa, Hawaii 1917 A Ilebard Case. I . S.. chemist. Grove Farm, Kauai. Donald I . Nicholson, 15. S„ head chemist at Aiea, Oahu. Leslie A Nicks. H. $., assistant engineer, Hawaii Klectric Co., 1 Ionolulu. 1918 Gustave llallantync, 1� . S., chemist, Honolulu Fertilizer Co. Tai Run lice. 1� . S., assistant engineer, United States Army Quar- termaster Corps, Honolulu. Win. Xyuk Liu Ilo, I� . S.. assistant chemist, Ewa. Marin chi K mva m a to—deceased. John Chun Ming, I� . S.. assistant engineer Inter-Island Company, ] Ionolulu. Kong W’oon Dow, II. S., sugar chemist, Paia, Maui. Robert K. Paliau. li. S„ assistant agriculturist II. S. 1 . A., Hilo. Luke Mayo Tyau. R. S.. agriculturist. Maui. Mrs. K. C. Tsang, nee Miss Fung Sung Tung, I� . S.. is living in Tsi Nanfu, Shangtung, China. Jacob Yau-Tet W oo, B. S.. sugar chemist. Makce Sugar Co., Kauai. 1919 Pok Sil Lee. I� . S., was assistant professor of chemistry at the University of Hawaii: now on mainland. En W’ung Leong, I . S.. assistant county engineer of the City and County of Hilo, Hawaii. Mrs. Harry Denison, nee Grace Morgan, I� . S., living on Hawaii. Jchiji Miyamoto, I� . S., agriculturist, Olaa Sugar Co.. Ltd., Hawaii. KA PALAPALA 1920 Lionel Yerncr Brash. 15. S.. chemist. Kahuku Plantation. George Bromley, B. S.. chemist, Kaliului, Hawaii. Edwin I� ryan. B. S., studying in the Yale Graduate School. New Haven, Connecticut. Hung Lum Chun. B. S. (Missouri Aggie University) and M. S. (University of Hawaii), is an agronomist at the Federal Experiment Station, Honolulu. Harry Lea Denison, T . S., assistant agriculturist, II. S. P. A., Kohala. Hawaii. Charles Frederick Poole, B. S., chemist. Paauilo. Hawaii. FORMER STUDENTS Clarence Lum. civil engineering. Cornell University. J'ing Kai Luke, agriculture. University of California. George P. I. Paoa. dentistry. Harvard University. John Horner, agriculture. Stanford University. Violet Goo, pre-medical, University of Wisconsin. Mabel Goo. pre-medical. University of Wisconsin. K. C. Loo, chemical engineering. University of Michigan. JI. Y. Ing. medicine. North western University. Kiyoshi Hosoi. medicine, Cornell University. Thomas McVeagh. medicine, University of Pennsylvania. Oliver Emerson, liberal arts. Harvard University. JCIi .abeth Li. medicine. University of Minnesota. Kan Leong Chun, medicine. Dartmouth College. Ah Fong Chuck, economics and banking. Stanford University. J‘rances Farrington, liberal arts. University of Wisconsin. Louise Smith, liberal arts. University of California. Howard B. T5uzz” Smith, medicine. Cornell University. Kenneth Decker, commerce. St. Mary’s College. Florence Gibb, physical education, Columbia University. Dora Broadbent. liberal arts. Columbia University. “Chubbv” Kurisaki. pre-medical. University of Southern Cali- fornia. Lawrence McLane. civil engineering. Boston lech. S. Nicoll. civil engineering. Boston Tech. Dcrmot Stanley, pre-medical. Harvard University. Ernest Yierra. pre-medical. Creighton University. |oseph Chock, chemical engineering. University of California. Howard Hitchcock, civil engineering. Cornell University. Clarence Baldwin, agriculture. Oregon State Agricultural College. Harold Harvey is connected with the Sprcekels Sugar Refining Co., San Francisco. Ko Fong I.um. general secretary of Chinese work at the Xuuanu Y. M. C. A.. recently left for a six months’ trip to China. J)r. S. Y. Chang is practicing dentistry at Kauai. Jay M. Kuhns, resident physician at Kealia. Kauai. J. F. O. Yap, M. S. University of Illinois, civil engineer with the Public Works Department. Ruth Farrington was married to Capt. E. Levy. Mrs. Jongoneel. nee Helen McLean, is residing at Wahiawa. Margaret Ashford, J. I)., is practicing law with her father in 1 lonolulu. The Greatest Mistake. Since my lowly birth to this wayward earth. I’ve bungled through life each year: I’ve blundered along and done things wrong. All through my crazy career. I’ve made mistakes and minor breaks. And faux pas by the score: I’ve said things rum and acted dumb A million times or more. It is my fate when I've a date To get myself in Dutch: The reason why I don’t get by; I spill the beans too mucl I’ve registered wrong and gotten it strong From Davy Hoy himself; If money’cd come from acting dumb I’d sure be rolling in pelf. I «ut nevertheless I must confess; In all my blundering life. Though I’ve played the fool and acted the mule And caused no end of strife. It’s safe to bet that the worst thing yet Of all my life of folly. Was with her below the mistletoe— And I thought the stuff was holly. Pelican. A Young Man Should Know a Me The trained man barely makes a living at 25. when the unskilled worker has money to spend, but after that the man who mixes brains with muscle grows constantly in earning power, whereas the unskilled laborer is practically all in at fifty. The State gives the youth a common school education, and his parents, if able, give him academic and college courses. Sta- tistics prove that the more learning he receives the more pros- perous he is in later life. Therefore, every parent should save something toward the children’s college education and teach their children the value of saving toward such an education. Hav re you thought of it just this way before? OI K SAVINGS DEPARTMENT IS OPEN EVERY SATI’KDAY EVENING FROM 7:0� TO 8:.'S0 P. M. FOR RECEIVING DEPOSITS V. 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Sole Distributors 1039 Bishop Street Honolulu Benner: Why is Crane sitting on his book?” Bob: “Me wants to get it as near his brains as possible. Prof. Crawford: What is the difference between a snake and a cootie? Maneki: I don’t know. Prof. Crawford: A snake crawls on his own stomach but a cootie is not particular.” At Last, Human Defined. A wise man With true percision. Of a woman. (lave this definition : A rag. a bone and a hank of hair. But woman, Not to be outdone. Defined man Jn the following pun : “A nag, a drone and a tank of air. —Showne. The Stuttering Lass. When deeply in love ' !!_, Prvnc, J vowed, if the maiden would only be mine, J would always endeavor to please her. She blushed her consent, though the stuttering lass Said never a word except, “Your an ass— An ass— an assiduous teaser!“ Jlut when we were married. I found to my ruth, The stammering lady had spoken the truth: For often in obvious dudgeon, She’d say if 1 ventured to give her a jog In the way of reproof— Your a dog—your a dog—your a dog A dog— a dogmatic curmudgeon! Out of temper at last with the insolent dame, And feeling that madam was greatly to blame To scold me instead of carressing, J mimicked her speech—like a churl that I was— And angrily said, “Your a dam—dam—dam— A damage instead of a blessing! —John G. Saxe. Don’t study when you’re tired, Or have anything else to do; Don’t study when you’re happy. 3•‘or that will make you blue; Don’t study in the dav time, And don’t study at night: J’ut study at all other times With all your main and might. —The Log. What the Graduation Gift Means It i.s hard to overestimate the value a person holds in a graduation gift—some- thing cherished for life. Choose your friend's gift from the firm that knows what students like. 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And soon he had them going With a scrimmage in the dark. And as they sat there silent, In their new-found bliss, The man thought that the scrimmage Ought to end up with a kiss. So thereupon lie tried one. An amateur affair. But he lost it on a fumble. And instead it hit the air. 'I’he next he landed on her eye; The maid did shyly say: “You’re penalized for holding, Ted, Likewise for offside play.” Fiercely he tried another. This time succeeding fine, For now he made a touchdown Directly on the line. As they sat there then, in silence, Commoning soul to soul; The parlor door flew open. And father kicked the goal. —The Log. j I : I : I { j j j j j j j j I : : I j j ; Now I lay me down to rest. To study hard I’ve tried my best, 5 If I should die before 1 wake, j I'd have no darned exams, to take. j —Cub Californian. j ...,,,.. Mil FOR TIE FUTURE DRY, FIREPROOF, COOL ENDURING, ATTRACTIVE For Bungalows, Business Blocks Factories, Apartments Cheaper than any other materials. 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Many men have been offered good positions on the .................................................................................................................................................■•••......... ! j i i ! : ! I | ! i I | I j I j j i j | j I j j j We’ll have to roll up our stockings pretty soon,” said a co-ed to a crowd of friends, “Winter is coming on, I feel it.”—Sabertooth. Prof. Wrcnshall in Chcm. I: “You people think you smell hydro- gen sulphide, but you don’t. It’s your test papers.” The baby swallowed one of my letters.” That’s all right; mush is good for children.”—Pelican. Tout To Many. I begged a million kisses, Fleurettc tossed her pretty head: A million kisses never, but 1 might Say two,” she said. j j j j ! : : ! : j ! Her father heard my pleading, j His last remarks I dread. He opened wide the door: j “Cest Tout,” he said.—Pelican. : The Net Result. He: “You girls all look shorter in bloomers.” She: “But you men all look longer.”—Pelican. Johnny: Perdie was horribly mangled yesterday.” Wells: “How did that happen.” Johnny: He had on his new all-wool suit when they put him under the shower and it shrunk so fast that he was crushed before he could get it off.”—Pelican. Jack: “What became of that little girl that you used to go with?” Bob: “She turned me down!” lack: I suoposc she returned the ring.” Bob: “Well, she said I could come up some night and pick it out.”—Pelican. Close Observation. Say did you ever kiss a girl in a quiet snot. Yes. but it was only quiet while I was kissing it.—Pelican. Little Gretchen had a curl Twas always in her face She put a rat above her ear To keep that curl in place. There was a young Senior called Stcnder, Who wasn’t so tall but was slender He grew hair on his lip and called it a .it ’ For a moustache it was a pretender. i j i i i i i j j I : : j j : I What Is Your Hobby? IMIM4IBIINIIII Wireless Telephony brings you in touch with the outside world. 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Jle: “I’ve brought you some flowers.” She:. Oh. how beautiful! They’re Marguerites, aren't they?” lie: Er, no—she wasn’t in.” Eerdie: “Say Wells, aren’t you losing weight lately”? Wells: “Yes, I’ve bought a safety razor.” She Said No. Mother: Why did you let him kiss you?” Doris: Well, he was so nice about it. Me asked.” Mother: “The idea. Haven’t I told you you must learn to say no. Doris: That’s what I did say. He asked me if I’d be very angry if he kissed me.”—Tar Baby. “Income Tax” grumbled the carpet as father got busy with his little hammer.—Lampoon. Classical Dancer: “Doctor. I want to be vaccinated somewhere where it won’t show.” Doctor: My dear lady. I’m afraid 1 will have to do it inter- nally.”—Lampoon. Light Verse. In a parlor there were three. A maid, a parlor lamp, and he. Three’s a crowd, without a doubt. And so the parlor lamp went out. The Very Early Bird. “Now, then, my hearties.” said the gallant captain, you have a tough battle before you. 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Bill: “No, I’m way ahead of you!—Tiger. 1940 (with great pride) : “One of my ancestors laid out the town of Bethlehem.” 1940 Sophomore: “Oh, that’s nothing. When my father was in college he laid out a bartender.—Pelican. Geology Prof: “Please give us the name of the largest diamond, Kanahele (the morning after the night before): “The ace sir.” I ........... We specialize in all kinds, being direct importers from Ireland and Belgium. Space will not permit us to try and describe our full line, but we assure you it will be a pleasure to have you inspect our beau- tiful selection at any time. OPR EMBROIDERIES, TOO. ARK OF THE HIGHEST TYPE the world produces. From far off Madeira we have an assortment that can seldom he found in larger institutions anvwhcre. Limited l04o Fort Street Phone 4051 “Fodder, dot man you owe five hundred dollars ees on der phone und vants to speak to you.” “Tell heem dot vc have bad der phone tooken out.”—'Par Baby. Dr. Andrews: “Why did the Greeks develop a high degree of learning in mathematics and astronomy first?” Scarle: “Because the high priests had nothing else to do but sit and watch the stars.” Some Feed. Barber: “How do you like that shaving soap? Unlucky: “Best 1 ever tasted. —Cub Californian. The other day i discovered a large hole At a most embarrassing place In my trousers. I was sure vexed, indeed, and could have bit nails But when my room-mate told me Jle had noticed the hole A week before------- (). I .eander. What a blow.—The F.agle. (•••••••••••••a Dean: “In what course do you intend to graduate?” Lambert: ‘in the course of time.” The possessor of the most fraternity pins is not always the one who eventually darns the unromatie socks of the owner of any one of the pins she has had. Most men under the skin are a bit old-fashioned, after all.—Siren. Sam: i went blackberrying today.” Rastus: “You did?” Sam: “I went to a colored funeral.”—B. M. J. Here’s the picture of my girl at the beach.” I’d call it an exposure.”—Frivol. My heart is with the ocean!” cried the poet. You’ve gone me one better. replied the sick friend, as lie took a firmer grip on the rail.—Princeton Tiger. Nowadays, when a man reaches for his hip pocket, you don’t know whether it’s a threat or a promise.—Pelican. Excited Frosh (to surrounding throng of admirers): Yes, sir, the Varsity fullback spoke to me. going down to the train.” Skepfic: What did he say?” Frosh: “Get the hell out of the way, will you?”—Burr. Interviewer: And did you work your way through college?” Prominent Old Party: No. I didn’t, but I’m working my son’s way through. Maybe the Lord will forgive me.”—Life. Flossie: And what will I do in my new job?” Bossie: Stand in the front row, say nothing, do nothing, and wear little ”—Pelican. Phonos 1225 or 1555 Factory: 50 Bcrctania St. RAWLEY’S Pure Ice Cream You'll see our Signs everywhere Special Kales to Lodges, Schools, Churches, Clubs, Etc. 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First select a girl (a pretty one). Then bet her a dollar that you can kiss her without touching her. (This sounds impossible and will appeal to her sporting blood). Next, kiss her and pay the dollar like a good looser.—Pelican. Thompson: Weren’t you absent yesterday. Wells?” Wells: No, I came at noon and went home at one-o’clock.” Rules of the Road in Japan. “At the rise of the hand of policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. When the passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet at him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth, the warning, hi, hi. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as von pass him by. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go sooth- ingly by, or stop by the roadside till he pass away. Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel-spokes. Go soothing on the grease mud as there lurk the skid demon. “Press the brake of the foot as you roll aroifnd the corner to save the collapse and tic up.”—Star Bulletin. A letter received by the Professor Wrenshall from Bournemouth, Fngland, was addressed as follows: To the Postman in Non English speaking districts: Kindly deliver to: Any English Speaking Resident, (A Doctor, Chemist, or Man Of Science preferred) Hawaii, Polynesia. ..................................................................... aaaaaiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It is of worldwide reputation, espe- cially in the Army and Navy. We carry a complete line. We will be glad to co-operate with you in this healthful recreation. Yours for good athletic equipment Limited 5KJ1 Four St. Feminism. The hand that moves the lipstick is the hand that rules the world.—Pelican. Chinese-American Bank, Ltd. 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With white caps new and reefers blue, Little Miss Marjorie, why so gay? What is the good word today? Students failing. Seniors are sailing But he’s not going away. There was a young Sophomore called Crane. W ho was heard to have used this refrain: “Oh! Punahou, dear, Pm your ’stude’ though I'm here.” That prep-school kid known as Crane. 00000000000000000000000 00 10000001 0000000001 I CATTON, NEILL CO., LTD. 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After falling upon each other’s necks and chorusing the usual “Howzzaboys ” Jinks undertook to he polite and conversational. “And how,” he inquired, with a show of interest, “i-; Mrs. Jenks standing the heat?” Jenks regarded him suspiciously. “Mow’d you know she was dead?” he demanded. —American Legion Weekly. eV : Are you Mrs. Pillington Haycock? ? No.” “Well I am and this is her pew.”—Southern Campus. A negro was trying to saddle a fractious mule, when a bystander asked: “Does that mule ever kick you, Sam?” “No, suh. hut he sometimes kicks where Pse jes been.” —Southern Campus. .........................................................«Ml TO (SET Sorice, Satisfacti©! aid lest Values you must have A Large Stock aid Variety of Hies to choose from can give you this Distributors WRIGHT DITSOX, VRTOK CO. 1 GOLDSMITH cS: SONS, LTD. 86 Hotel Street Phone 6253 Prof: 1 want to see you get an A on this exam., young man Stude: “So do I. Let's pull together.”—Southern Campus. Diner: I want a boiled egg. Boil it two minutes.” Waiter: “Yessah, he ready in half a minute, sail.” —Southern Campus. Prof: “How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?” The Dumb One: I’ll bite, how many?”—Southern Campus. P. O. Box 720 Phone 5458 S H I R T I N G S Shirts Made to Order King SI., near the Fishmarket Honolulu, T. II. !••••! IMMMHHII IMMMMIHMMI Nobody sees A big hole In a little Girl's stocking Hut a little Hole in a big Joination { More flirtation Conversation } Situation : More flirtation j Squeezation j Exclamation More flirtation Girl's stocking W ill start a 1 arade.—Pelican : : : One Night, : Flirtation Loiteration ! Star gazation Osculation Still More Flirtation. —The Fog, I : : ! : i K...■•••it ................................................................. 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