University of Evansville - LinC Yearbook (Evansville, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 200 of the 1929 volume:

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' ' ..-ft •. h ...• COPYRIGHT IQ2Q CAROLYN ATKINS EDITOR JOSEPH LEVELLEN BUSINESS MANAOER SO J ic II © 2 © ' INC VCIUU n IE -7 PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION OF EVANSVILLE COLLECE UNIVERSITY OF EVANSVILLE LIBRARIES Pc -ea vsLs u nw L6k DEDICATION To our mothers and fathers, who have made possible for us all of the happiness and the op ' portunities we have had these last four years, lovingly and reverent ' ly we dedicate this, our LinC of 1929 . 3tt jfflfetttariam Dr. Alfred E. Craig was one of the most outstanding spiritual and intellectual lead- ers Evansville has known. Dr. Craig was no ordinary man; big of stature and equal ' ly big of mind and heart, he was loved by all those whose lives he touched before his death August, 1928. Soon after his arrival in the city he took an active in ' t.erest in the development of our college, and acted for two years prior to his death as president of the board of trustees. To his sympathetic, helpful leadership we will ever be indebted. ‘His life was gentle, and the elements So mixed in him, that nature might stand up And say to all the world, ‘This was a 1 1 v man! DR. ALFRED E. CRAIG ORDER ® 1 BOOKS COLLEGE CLASSES ORGANIZATIONS campgs Lire ADVERTISERS “And enter, then, this door. It leads thee To a world of beauty, and of laughter, and of thought.” Aye, no place is half so fair— I heard youth’s eager laughter there A ‘Behold, the world is an etching In silver and moon-thin crystal.’ m ‘Where saffron poppies sway their heads The fairies come at night to sleep.” L Came the spring in all its splendor, All its birds, and all its blossoms, All its flowers, and leaves, and grasses.” ADM INISTDATION Off icers of the Board of Trustees President. Vice-President...___ Secretary..... Treasurer......... Chairman of Executive Committee Endowment Treasurer.... Bishop Blake, D.D., LL.D. ..Samuel L. Orr ...Richard Rosencranz ... Wilbur Erskine _Walton M. Wheeler .......F. R. Wilson MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES Mr. C. E. Ford Dr. J. M. Walker Dr. J. Y. Welborn Mr. Wilbur Erskine Mr. R. Rosencranz; Mr. S. Ichenhauser Mr. Samuel L. Orr Mr. Henry C. Kleymeyer Dr. G. H. Murphy Rev. W. H. Dresel Mr. John A. Rowe Mr. A. J. Wedeking Mrs. George S. Clifford Mrs. George S. Bittler Rev. W. T. Jones Bishop Edgar Blake Dr. E. A. Robertson Mr. John L. Igleheart Mr. Arthur H. Sapp Mr. T. J. Morton Mr. G. S. Tarbox Col. W. H. McCurdy Judge Herdis Clements Mr. T. M. McDonald Bishop Wm. F. Anderson Dr. S. J. Copeland Mr. George J. Waters Dr. J. T. Schull Dr. John S. Ward Dr. H. A. Keck Rev. S. J. Cross Dr. E. E. Martin Mr. W. A. Carson Mr. L. D. Johnson EARL ENYEART HARPER, S. T. B„ D. D. President EARL ENYEART HARPER President of the College. A. B., D. D., Nebraska Wesleyan College; S. T. B., Boston University School of Theology. “Prexy” has been with us for two years now, and if possible we like him better now than we did last year. His many achievements make us admire him, his fairness makes us respect him, but his humanness makes us love him. CHARLES EDGAR TORBET Dean of the College. A. B., M. A., Ohio Wesleyan University. Many are the students who have gone quaking into the Dean’s office and who have come out strengthened by his aid and counsel. Dean Torbet has always been strictly insistent on the highest academic ideals of scholarship, and his im- partial judgment and sympathetic aid have always sent us from him with a de- termined resolution to do our very best in the future. To the students of Ev¬ ansville College Dean Torbet will always be the ideal dean. WAHNITA DeLONG Dean of Women; Associate Professor of English. A. B., Ohio Wesleyan Uni¬ versity; M. A., Ohio State University. To lead us through the maze that Freshman Composition is for most of us and still to retain our affection is almost a paradoxical achievement, yet this Miss DeLong has done. Her efforts in behalf of friendship and democracy on the campus have been notably successful, and the increasing place of the Women s Council in the social life of the girls of the school has added greatly to a school spirit of fine value. HENRY JEWELL BASSETT Professor of Latin and Greek. A. B., Maryville College and Princeton Univem sity; M. A., Maryville College; Ph. D., University of Michigan; Phi Beta Kappa. ANDREW JOHNSON BIGNEY Professor of Zoology. B. A., M. A., ScD., Moores Hill College; Sigma Zi. PAUL G. CRESSEY Instructor in Sociology, and Economics. B. A., Oberlin College; M. A., University of Chicago. ALFRED B. COPE Professor of Education. A. B., Camp- bell College; M. A., University of Kansas; Phi Delta Kappa. WAHNITA DeLONG Dean of Women; Associate Professor of English. A. B., Ohio Wesleyan Uni ' versity; M. A., Ohio State University. WM. GOULD Instructor in Engineering. Civil Engi ' neer Evansville College. JOHN M. HARMON Director of Physical Education; Coach. B. A.. Missouri Wesleyan College. MRS. HAZEL SWEET HARMON Instructor of Home Economics. B. S., M. S., Kansas State Agricultural College. OLAF HOVDA Professor of Physics and Acting Head, Department of Mathematics. A. B., M. A., University of Minnesota; Ph. D., University of Goettingen; Phi Beta Kap- pa; Sigma Zi. PEARL LE COMPTE Assistant Professor of Oral English. Diploma Cumnock School of Oratory, Northwestern University; Ph. B., Univer ' sity of Chicago; M. A., School of Speech, Northwestern University. HOMER L. HUMKE Professor of Education. Diploma Indi- ana State Normal School; A. B., Tri-State College; M. A., Indiana University; Phi Delta Kappa. MABEL INCO Instructor in Mathematics. A. B., Ev¬ ansville College; A. M., University of Chi¬ cago. GUY BENJAMIN MARCHANT Assistant Professor of Electrical Engi¬ neering. B. S., in Electrical Engineer¬ ing, South Dakota State College. JAMES R. NEWCOM Assistant in Physical Education and Athletics. A. B., McKendree College. PIERREPONT H. NICHOLS Professor of English. A. B., Allegheny College; M. A., Ph. D., Harvard Univer¬ sity; Phi Beta Kappa; Delta Sigma Rho. LUCILLE JONES Instructor in Education. B. S., Colum¬ bia University. RALPH EVANS OLMSTED Executive Secretary; Instructor in Jour¬ nalism. A. B., Evansville College. [ 21 ] HOWARD FIFIELD LEGG Professor of English Bible, and Philoso ' phy. A. B., Wesleyan University; B. D., Drew Theological Seminary; M. A., Bos ' ton University; M. R. E., Boston Uni ' versity. WALTER GUY PARKER Associate Professor of Religious Educa ' tion. A. B., Southwestern College; M. A. , Columbia University. MARJORIE ALMA PORTER Librarian. B. S., Northwestern Uni ' versity. R. E. ROBB Professor of Civil Engineering. A. B., B. Sc., Queens University, Kingston, On- tario. ALVIN STRICKLER Professor of Chemistry. A. B., MichL gan State Normal School; B. S., M. S., University of Michigan; Ph. D., Univer ' sity of Michigan; Sigma Xi. L. DOW THOMPSON Professor of Economics and Business Administration. A. B., Cornell College; A. M., University of Chicago. CHARLES EDGAR TORBET Dean of the College. A. B., M. A., Ohio Wesleyan University. HEBER P. WALKER Assistant Professor of History. A. B., M. A., University of Indiana. IRENE EVELYN WELKE Instructor in Modern Languages. A. B. , Russell Sage College; M. A., Univer ' sity of Illinois. IMA S. WYATT Assistant in Zoology. A. B., M. A., Evansville College. BUSINESS STAFF GERTRUDE AXTON Clerk BERTHA BARROWS Bookkeeper Collection Department LENA ELZER Bookkeeper GRACE CRASK Secretary to the President MARGUERITE MASSIE Stenographer EFFIE WRIGHT Stenographer TRAINING STAFF OF THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION (Active in 1928T929) HIGH SCHOOL Jane Brenner, A. B., Biology. L. Talbert Buck, A. B., History. Alma E. Burtis, Home Economics. J. L. Cooprider, M. S., Science. Lyle V. Courtney, A. B., Physics. Alvin R. Dickhaut, M. A., History. David R. Dudley, A. B., Mathematics. Margaret Eulenstein, A. B., History. Roger Hackett, M. A., History. Carl Harmeyer, B. S., History. Maryland HartlofF, M. A., English. Feme Irwin, M. A., Home Economics. Raymond M. Kendall, M. A., History. Lillian Lohmeyer, B. S., English. Marguerite Roberts, M. A., English. Daniel W. Snepp, M. A., History. Sarah Lee Snepp, M. A., English. Helen Vickery, B. S., Home Economics. Elisabeth Weints, A. B., English. Irene Woods, M. A., English. ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS (Only those with permanent approval are listed.) Ross Brooks, M. A., Principal. John M. Culver, M. A., Principal. J. Edwin Howe, M. A., Principal. M. R. Kirk, Principal. Anna Brandley, Ph. B., Primary. Katherine Metcalf, Louise Atkin, B. S., Intermediate. Freda Cook, A. B., Primary. Erruphene Lynch, B. S., English. Adelaide McClearney, Ph. B., Primary. Louise Heim, A. B., English. A. B., English. T V Yet we, with glowing eyes and trembling hands, Eager to conquer life, and sure of truth, Stop for a moment, and with laughter hushed. Look back with wistfulness upon our youth. Seniors ABEL, MAURICE Major: Biology, Minor: History; Philo; Bush ness Ad. Club; Basketball; Football. “Never the time and the place And the loved one, all together.” When Maurice hasn’t been running around, trying to collect the time, the place, and the girl, he has been quite busy making a name for himself. He has been an asset both in football and basketball, and as for Histology—the class just couldn ' t cut good sections of spinal cord without “Whitey” to turn the machine. ABEL, WESLEY Major: Biology, Minor: History; Philo; Presi- dent Men’s Lodge ’27-’28; Pasteur Medical So- ciety; Basketball Captain ’27-’28; Football. “Love me little, love me long.” Wes is the Don Juan of this institution, and a good one he makes, what with his raven locks, unsuspecting smile and his Jones com¬ plex. He is another of these big football heroes who love lasses and cut classes—sorry Wes, but that slipped out—here’s a nice one to make up for that: He has been one of the most indis¬ pensable men on the football and basketball teams. AGNER, HENRY M. Mechanical Engineering; Co-op Club. “Learning by study must be won; ’Twas ne’er entailed from son to son.” And like most of the engineers, Henry has studied hard to learn all those awful definite facts that engineers have to know. The rest of us gape at calculus, trig, and analytics and wonder that people can know so much, but Henry’s a good fellow anyway, so we like him even if he is smart. ASHBY, JOYCE Major: History, Minor: Biology; Band; “Queen’s Husband”; Agassiz, Club; Thespian. “Far off his coming shone.” Mr. Ashby is one of those transient luminaries who flit from time to time across the campus. He has made a name for himself not only in the fields of pedagogy and erudition, but in the field of drama and music. He is one of those doughty Thespians, and he manipulates the bass tom-tom in the orchestra. Seniors ASHLEY, MAUD Major: Education, Minor: Domestic Science. “In truth there ' s wondrous things spoke of her.” We can indeed feel fortunate in having had Miss Ashley this year although it has been her first year with us. After having finished a Home Economics course and also a Stoddard Normal course, both in Danville, Indiana, she has come to Evansville to graduate another time with us. Miss Ashley is a real student, and when it comes to making spell binding speeches —well, you should have listened in on Oral English. ATKINS, CAROLYN Major: History, Minor: English; Castalian; Editor of LinC; S. G. A. Executive Board; Li- brary Staff. “H eaven bless thee! Thou hast the sweetest face I ever looked upon.” Carol has had just about all the honors pos¬ sible thrust upon her, including a Bill who takes her everywhere, even to prayer meetings on Wednesday nights. Of course, there’s a reason for everything and the reason for Carolyn’s intellectual achievements is Carolyn’s brain which is of an uncommon variety; but the rea¬ son for Carolyn’s Bill is none other than Carol ' s charming personality and “sweet face”. AYLSWORTH, WALTER Education; Mathematics and History; Orches¬ tra. “Here is a gentleman upon whom I put an absolute trust.” Walter is the sort of a man who quietly goes along his way and then astounds the rest of us poor mortals by getting all A ' s. We take off our hats to him. BROWN, RICHARD Business Administration; Business Ad. Club. “Man is man, and master of his fate.” Richard is one of these men’s men—you know the sort—that smoke a pipe and look with scorn upon a mere woman. As these men are generally successful, owing to the fact that noth¬ ing ever distracts them, we’ll be mighty dis¬ appointed if Dick doesn’t get his picture in the cigarette ads someday. [ 28 ] Seniors BRIZIUS, JACK Business Administration; Philo; Business Ad. Club; Vice-President Senior Class; Chairman Decorum Committee; Crescent Staff. “An honest man, close-buttoned to the chin. Broadcloth without, and a warm heart within.” Jack is this mean guy who hands out De¬ corum Committee cards when we raise too much whoopee in the halls. He’s a good sport about it though—he has to be, he’s a Philo—and that’s why he’s one of the best liked men clut¬ tering up this institution. BOYD, EMERSON Major: Biology and English, Minor: Latin; Pasteur Medical Society; Classical Club; Asa Grey; Botanical Club. “Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.” What with student teaching and English Novel, “Em” is somewhat of a busy man these days, but he is never too rushed to have a “dunk” at Schmidt’s with his cronies. In fact, Papa Schmidt has confessed confidentially that he’ll certainly miss mopping up the coffee from the floor next year when Emerson is gone, and his right arm has lost its dunking skill. CARROLL, HENRIETTA Major: Mathematics, Minor: Physical Science. “Ladies, like variegated tulips show ’Tis to their changes half their charms we owe.” It looks as if Henrietta is going to be an aw¬ fully good school teacher. These people who can get math, and like it, usually do amount to something, we’ve heard. Henrietta, her mathematical accomplishments aside, has been a great asset to the class during the short time she has been with us. DAY, CHARLES Electrical Engineer. “He is great who is what he is from nature and who never reminds us of others.” This great man, another member of Schmidt’s gang of intelligentsia, won fame by spending the most pennies on Papa Schmidt’s moving picture machine. If Charles displays the same intense interest in life when he gets out into the world, there’s no telling what he might rise to, be it the Presidency or the unassailed height of a golf champ. Seniors DANNER, MARION Electrical Engineer; Coop Club. “A moral, sensible, and well-bred man Will not affront me, and no other can.” Marion is another of these brawny, brainy engineers who put terror into the hearts of mere “arts” studes. He majored in electricity so that in some future day he can make these trick electric signs you see on Broadway. DAVIS, IMOGENE Major: Home Economics, Minor: Biology; Sigournean; Education Club; Basketball; Ath¬ letic Board; W. A. A. “She is her self of best things the collection.” Imogene is one of the most versatile members of the Senior class. She has been a school teach¬ er, an athlete, and one of the best of the Home Ec. Department’s cooks and dressmakers, all in the short four years she’s been at E. C. She is also one of the best liked of all the girls. DICK, ARTHUR Major: Biology, Minor: Chemistry; Philo; German Club; Pasteur Medical Society; Orches¬ tra; Band; Athletic Board; President Student Court; Botany Club, “The wisest man the warl’ e’er saw He dearly loves the lasses, O!” Whether it’s wise or not to love the lasses, “Gorilla” certainly has a weakness for them, and the lasses like “Gorilla”. This isn’t the extent of his accomplishments though, for Art certainly can tear a hole in the strongest line on a football field, as well as wield a wicked mic¬ roscope. Won’t he make the irresistible doctor, though? DRESS, WILLIAM Electrical Engineer. “A great mind becomes a great fortune.” William has one of the best indicators of a great mind—bright hair. One good reason why Bill should rise in the world is that his light cannot be hid under a bushel. Another good reason is his good sportsmanship. ; c r Seniors ELBERT, CHARLES Business Administration. “Young fellows will be young fellows.’ ' And Charlie’s good one! With his dry hu- mor he has kept more than one Schmidt’s gang in gales of laughter, even when the chili tasted of Papa Schmidt ' s thumb and the hamburgers were slightly burnt. Charlie is going to be a school teacher. Here’s luck to your pupils, Charlie, they’ll need it! ENGELSMAN, KATHERINE Major: English, Minor: Science; Castalian President ’29; Student Judge; LinC Staff; S. G. A. Social Committee. “For all that faire is, is by nature good; That is a signe to know the gentle blood.” Kathi has fascinated all of us to such an ex¬ tent that half of us have gone completely off, and the other half are rapidly getting that way. To prove how complete her spell is, the fickle W. Jeffrey, great connoisseur of feminine beau¬ ty, has put her on all his lists of fascinating women of the school. And no wonder—it will be a long time before E. C. is lucky enough to get another co-ed as lovely as our Kate. FREUDENBERGER, HENRY Major: History, Minor: English. “Even the worthy Homer sometimes nods.” Henry has gotten over his bad habit of nod¬ ding, now that he ' s trying to keep his class at Bosse awake, for Henry, be it known, is one of Humke’s crack student teachers, and a whiz anyway. These sleepy men do have a habit of waking up and startling people. GARDNER, DOYLE Major: Physical Education, Minor: Biology; Philo; Library Staff; Agassiz Club; Basketball Captain ’29; Bigney Geological Club. “The whole life of a man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it therefore, and not spend it to any purpose.” Doojie’s cute hats, and brooms and green sawdust have done as much to make him famous around school as his sense of humor and his innocent look. He is the most indispensable member of the Library staff, being the one who sweeps up after the mob has left. Neither Miss Porter nor Professor Humke could get along without his wise cracks. Seniors GORE, ROBERT Major: Chemistry, Minor: Mathematics; Philo; Student Court; President Crescent Publishing Board; Assistant in Chemistry. “He was a man, which as Plato saith, is a very inconstant creature.” Blooie is the sheik of the school. His deveb opment from a shy high school boy who lived in terror of the deadly female species, to the man of the world that he now is, was nothing short of marvelous. Even a Barrymore or a Gilbert m ' ght well envy the string of hearts in all stages of breakage that Blooie has to his credit. He is one of the best loved men in school, as far as the women are concerned, and the most envied when it comes to the men. HAAS, MANFRED Major: Philosophy, Minor: English; Art Edi- tor of LinC; Double Alpha. “While words of learned length and thunder ' ing sound, Amazed the gaping rustics ranged round.” Manfred literally amazes the rustics, for he is the erudite and gifted pastor of a church out in the country where men are men and women know how to cook. He is that fickle artist you see flitting about the school, drawing now this girl and now that. Manfred is still looking for his ideal girl—and listen, here’s an inducement —he has an eighProom parsonage all ready for the lucky one. HARTUNG, HERMAN Civil Engineering; Co ' op Club. “Thy modesty’s a candle to thy merit.” Herman is one of these strong, silent men, as civil engineers, because of their superior inteb ligence, are want to be. Whether Herman builds bridges in South America or dykes in Holland, we know he will be successful. These strong, silent men always are. HEUWINKLE, EDITH Major: Home Economics, Minor: History. “She knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing.” Edith is one of the mainstays of the class because of her constancy, and her dependa ' bility. Whenever there is anything to be done, Edith is right there. This, and her shyness, constitute her chief charm. Seniors HUCK, MARION LINK Major: English, Minor: Science; Castalian; Treasurer ’29; Thespian; Literary Editor LinC; S. G. A. Executive Board; Library Staff; S. G. A. Treasurer. “She pleased when distant, But when near she charmed.” Exceptional beauty, rare charms, unusual per- sonality, brains—Presto! We have the lovely Marion. What with her natural charm and her ability as a leader, which we have seen displayed through her four years with us, we expect big things of Evansville College’s genteel co-ed. JEFFREY, WALTER Business Administration; Philo; President S. G. A.; Business Ad. Club; Student Court. “My pollertics, like my religion, bein’ of an exceedin’ accommodatin’ character.” Walter is destined to be a truly great man, because like all great men, he has the courage of his convictions. He is also to be admired for his honesty as well as his courage, for he is the only man we have ever heard admit he was conceited. Like all great men, too, Walter is misunderstood often, but those of us who know “Jeff”, and know him well, appreciate him for a strong man with great possibilities, and acknowledge him to be indeed a connois¬ seur—of many things besides beauty. JONES, THELMA Major: English, Minor: History; LinC Staff. “I grant I am a woman, but withal, A woman well-reputed.” Thelma is another of these would-be teach¬ ers. With her pose, intelligence, and person¬ ality, Thelma is sure to be a success wherever she goes. We are afraid, however, that she will not go far in her profession, for it does look as though that gorgeous diamond on her left hand is going to have a companion soon. KUSTER, JOHN Civil Engineer; Co-op Club. “For brevity is very good Where we are, or are not, understood.” Terse, strong-minded, self-contained. That’s John. One of the ablest of students, he has done much to secure himself a scintillating ca¬ reer digging dams and building canals. Here’s luck, John, and gobs of it! Seniors TANNER, FRANCES Major: English, Minor: Home Economics. “Another of her fashion they have not.” Frances is another prodigal daughter whom we are mighty glad to have had back with us this last term. Her natural reserve covers a great deal of high and fine endeavor; and we only regret that more of us do not know her better. FEIGEL, LELAND Business Administration; Philo; President Sen ' ior Class; Thespian; Business Ad. Club; Football; Tennis; Debate and Oratory Council. “Much ado there was, God wot, He would love and she would not; She sayd, ‘Never man was trewe.’ He says, ‘None was false to you ' . One of the prominenti—and how! Leland entered these sacred halls soon after shedding his milk teeth. His tender age was no handi- cap, however, for little “Bee” has made about every team and all the “A’s” available, besides several other little conquests which we won ' t mention. Besides being one of the most popu- lar he ' men in the class, Feigel is also considered among the most dashing! LEWELLEN, JOSEPH Business Administration; Photo; President ’28; Business Manager LinC; Business Ad. Club; De¬ bate and Oratory Council; Bachelor. “There never was such beauty in another. Nature made him and then broke the mold.” Joe has often been called “Don Quixote”, be¬ cause like the famous “Don” of old, he has ridden out to tilt with windmills—only Joe’s windmills are real obstacles and not the fanci¬ ful ones of Don Q. If it hadn’t been for Joe, the LinC might still be struggling along with no money, and less subscriptions. But Joe has gone right out and brought back the bacon, proving himself an indispensable member of the staff. LOHMAN, ASHER Electrical Engineering. “Every man should measure himself by his own standard.” Asher believes in never committing himself, having once, no doubt, been caught up for talking too much. But he is one of the strong¬ est engineers, as well as a loyal Senior. Seniors LOWE, EARL Major: History, Minor: Biology. “His high-erected thoughts looked down upon The smiling valley of his fruitful heart.” Next year Earl will probably be passing out pickled grasshoppers to a biology class with one hand, and holding his nose shut with the other; for pickled grasshoppers, dear friends, do stink. Earl, the Eminent Biologist, bids fair to become another Pasteur, and when he does, we hope he’ll buy himself a car that won’t con¬ veniently break down when some fair damsel requests transportation. MANN, MARY LOUISE Major: Home Economics, Minor: Biology; Sigournean, President; Thespian; Y. W. Cabi¬ net; Women’s Council; Hospital Board; LinC Staff ’28. “I am a woman—therefore I may not call to him, fly to him, bid him delay not.” Being a woman, Mary Lou doesn’t have to “fly to him—bid him delay not”. He didn’t de¬ lay a minute, and for proof, you may look at the diamond she wears so modestly, yet proud¬ ly. Another proof is that Mary Lou is intense¬ ly interested in Home Ec. and Home Manage¬ ment, and it isn’t just because she wants to teach it, either! McCUTCHAN, HARRIETT Major: Home Economics, Minor: Mathema¬ tics; Theta Sigma, President ’29; W. A. A. Cap¬ tain Volley Ball; Debate and Oratory Council; Sport Editor LinC; Secretary Women’s Council; Basketball ’26-’28. “Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes, Soft as her clime, and sunny as her skies.” Harriett is truly “sunny as her skies”, for she is one of the most lovable, eager and whole¬ hearted girls in the class. Always happy, Har¬ riett has proved to be the inspiration of every girl in school, and not a few of the men either. MILLER, ALVIN Civil Engineering; Photo; Co-op Club; Stu¬ dent Court. “I will now court her in the conqueror’s style, Come, see and overcome.” Alvin will also court her by hanging on her piano until she shrieks “Yes” in self-defense. Yet, what maiden, however shy, could resist old Miller when he’s tantalizing the ebonies on¬ ly for her. He truly is an artist. We’ll go so far as to bet a dime, that A1 will be torturing the piano in some big orchestra some day, instead of sweating in some tropical country engineer¬ ing. Seniors MILLER, MARSHALL Major: Bible and Religious Education, Minor: History; Photo; Double Alpha. “We are in the calm and proud possession of eternal things.” These ministers! Such sheiks! The poor laymen simply can’t compete, especially when the minister is such a dashing one as Marshall. One usually expects ministers to quote scrip ' ture, but not so Mr. Miller—at least not at school, anyway. He spends his time quoting poetry and trying to pass Oral English. MORRIS, LUDSON Major: Zoology, Minor: Physical Science; Philo; Football; Basketball; Band; Orchestra; Choir. “A college joke to cure the dumps.” “Doc”, as he is facetiously termed, lusts and yearns after further researches into human anat ' omy, hence his oft expressed desire to infest a medical school. Doc has been ambitious to do various things. Once a hairy engineer, once an aesthetic, he took a course in harmony and another in sight reading. Now he proclaims he has discovered his mission—to diagnose ap ' pendicitis and prescribe quinine for it. PRALL, NELSON Civil Engineering. “I am a man; nothing that is human do I con- sider unbecoming to me.” Bill Tilden must have heard that Nelson was intending to challenge him sooner or later, else why should the stalwart Bill take such a slump so suddenly? We are sure that Nelson could easily have beaten him, and are looking forward to the day when Prall plays with Helen Wills or Lenglen at Wimbledon. PATTIE, BYRON Major: Physics, Minor: Mathematics; Photo; Orchestra. “A witty man indeed delights the crowd.” Pattie has indeed made a name for himself as a witty gentleman, and Pattie has also made himself welhloved. There isn’t a person in the whole school, who, having heard Pattie holding forth cleverly on some subject, hasn’t wished to heaven he was as smart as our bright Byron. t [ 36 ] Seniors PATON, BEATRICE Major: History, Minor: English; Sigournean; President Women ' s Council. “Still we looked, and still the wonder grew That one small head could carry all she knew.” Beatrice’s small head does carry a lot, for she is one of the best students E. C. can boast, and the pride of the Senior class. As a history teacher, we predict that “Bea” will be a knock ' out. If she gets them under her spell as she has us, the poor kids will probably try to memorize their books. PAYNE, SANDERS Mechanical Engineering; Co ' op Club. “He must in truth be a good fellow, For eggs and bacon he likes, And pretty girls.” And you know that anyone who has as in ' tense a love for bacon, eggs and girls as Shake¬ speare had, and Sanders now enjoys, is destined truly to greatness. We haven’t decided yet whether he is to become as famous as the au ' thor of the above quotation or whether he will surpass even that. Whatever he does, let’s hope Payne will always be able to enjoy bacon and eggs- REEVES, ISABEL Major: Home Economics, Minor: English. “God’s rarest blessing is, after all, a good worn ' an.” Mrs. Reeves will long be remembered at Ev ' ansville, even after she has left these sacred halls. She is able, efficient, and has the rare quality of good sense. She has been an able teacher and a loyal friend. RISLEY, ROGER Mechanical Engineering. “A great man, and yet He taggeth along with a woman.” For shame, Roger, that you should so forget yourself to go tagging along with a woman. And yet Roger is a strong man in spite of his weakness, for is he not an engineer? Seniors SIEGERT, HERMAN Industrial Science. Thespian; Engineer’s Club; “Widow o’ Wasdale Head”; “Outward Bound”; “Marriage Proposal”. “I prefer an accommodating vice to an obstinate virtue.” “Hermie” started out to be an engineer, but drama called. He made his debut in the “Widow o’ Wasdale Head” and has continued to regale us with his interesting characterisations. VICKERY, LOUISE Major: Home Economics, Minor: English; Castaiian; French Club; Y. W. C. A.; Decorum Committee; S. G. A. Social Committee. “For nature made her what she is, and never made another.” Louise is another student whom E. C. stu- dents, and especially her classmates, can never forget. Louise’s sunny face and charming per¬ sonality have gone a long way to make her one of the best loved of her class—indeed of the whole school. WALLENMEYER, J. C. Major: Chemistry; Co-op Club; Der Deutsche Bund. “Man is one world, and hath Another to attend him.” J. C. is another one of these men too weak to withstand a charming woman, but one can’t blame him for that. It is his only weakness, for J. C. is one of the few men to Major in Chem¬ istry and get by, which is proof enough of his cranial strength. WEEKS, CLARENCE Business Administration. “Why should the devil have all the good times?” So asks Clarence, and proceeds to take his share. Clarence is probably the only E. C. stu¬ dent who couldn’t describe every house along Bellemeade Avenue. This isn’t because of any mental deficiency on his part, but because he enjoys deep, sound slumber on the car every morning. WISEMAN, MADELINE Major: Home Economics, Minor: Chemistry; Sigournean Secretary ' 28; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet; Secy, of Senior Class; Student Decorum Com¬ mittee; French Club; LinC Staff. “She doeth little kindnesses Which most leave undone or despise.” Madeline has been one of the most loyal and most dependable of our class. A charming per¬ sonality and a convincing manner make Madel¬ ine one of our most popular members. Juniors BARTLETT, HARRY Electrical Engineer. “And let not woman’s weapons, water drops, stain my man’s cheeks.” BOREN, AMOS Major: Bible, Minor: History. “But if it be a sin to covet honor I am the most offending soul alive.” BOREN, CLARE Business Administration; Business Ad. Club. “Formed on the good old plan A true and brave and downright honest man.” BRANDENBERGER, ALVIN Business Administration; Philo, Treasurer; Band; Football; Business Ad. Club; Bachelor Club; Vice-President S. G. A. “Love, love, love, love, What have you done to me?” CARMEN, RICHARD Business Administration; Philo; Football; Di¬ rector of Business Ad. Club; Overseer of Build¬ ing and Campus. “What seems but idle show Strengthens and supports the rest.” DICKMAN, ROBERT Mechanical Engin eer; Photo; Football; Stu¬ dent Gov. Representative; Co-op Club; Eager Heart. “Who loves, raves— ' tis youth’s frenzy.” Juniors DIEFENDORF, EVELYN Major: English, Minor: Biology. “Oh the heart is a free and a fetterless thing, A wave of the ocean, a bird on the wing.” DUFFY, OLIVE Major: History, Minor: French; LinC Staff. “Her faults lie gently on her.” GARRETT, RUSSELL Philo; Basketball; Varsity Squad. “And all the world basks in the warmth of his smile.” GREIN, ADOLPH Business Administration. “Did ' st see the man speed through the town, Horatio?” HARTKE, RUTH Major: English, Minor: History. “A daughter of the gods, divinely tall And most divinely fair.” HOLLIS, RAY Major: Biology, Minor: History; Philo; Foot¬ ball; Agassiz; Club. “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” Juniors HEUGEL, RUTH Major: Education, Minor: Biology; Castalian; Basketball; Mark Hopkins Ed. Club; Manager W. A. A. ’28; Botanical Club. “The one so like the other.” HUFFINE, HAROLD Industrial Science; Photo. “Look cheerfully upon me, Here love, thou seest how diligent I am.” KLIPPEL, MARION Mechanical Engineer; Co-op Club. “Yea, man, and I say The gods may well be jealous of one like thee.” KIRK, ESTHER Major: History, Minor: French; Theta Sigma. “All that I have learned I have forgotten And all that I know I have guessed at.” KNERR, WIEGAND Business Administration; Football; Thespian; Philo; Bachelor; Business Ad. Club. “All mankind loves a lover.” KNOWLES, ALVIN Business Administration; Business Ad. Club. “How cheerfully he seems to grin.” Juniors KOHLMEIER, NAOMI Major: Home Economics, Minor: Biology; Castalian; Choir. “When love’s well timed ’tis not a fault to love. The strong, the brave, the virtuous, and the wise Sink in the soft captivity together.” LYNCH, EDWARD Engineer. “Give me that man that is not passion’s slave.” MEDLICOTT, SAMUEL Major: Bible, Minor: Philosophy. “Dear is my friend—yet from my foe as from my friend comes good; My friend shows what I can do, and my foe what I should.” MILLER, EARL Electrical Engineering. “Nothing in the world is single.” MOORADIAN, LEON Engineering; Philo; Co ' op Club. “An engineer who really knows his bridge.” PAULEN, WAYNE Major: Bible, Minor: Philosophy; Photo; Tau Kappa Alpha; Junior President; Treasurer Y. M.; Double Alpha; Student Court. “Ladies, beware, this man hath a charming way.” m UNIVERSITY OF EVANSVILLE LIBRARIES [ 43 ] Juniors PEGRAM, WINFRED Business Administration; Business Ad. Club; Photo; Agassiz Club. “Who does nothing with a better grace?” PETERS, RICHARD Pre ' Medic. “He is so good he would pour rose water on a toad.” RANES, GEORGE Business Administration. Photo. “He thought as a sage, though he felt as a man.” SEEBODE, ALVIN Major: Biology, Minor: Philosophy. “Aye, sir, to be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.” SIEGEL, MARY FLORENCE Major: Biology, Minor: English; Castalian; Tau Kappa Alpha; Thespian; S. G. A. Secre ' tary; Athletic Board; LinC Staff; W. A. A.; Cheer Leader Basketball; Varsity Captain. “Unthinking, idle, wild and young I laughed and danced and talked and sung.” SISK, JANE Major: Home Economics, Minor: Biology; Theta Sigma. “In her tongue is the law of kindness.” Juniors TERREL, LAWRENCE Major: Bible, Minor: Philosophy; Photo; President Men ' s Dorm ’26 ' ’27; Double Alpha; Choir. “Let each man think himself an act of God His mind a thought, his life a breath of God.” TORBET, ESTHER Major: Home Economics, Minor: Sociology; Castalian, President ' 28; Y. W. C. A. Vice ' President ' 28; Student Court; Crescent Board; Athletic Board; Debate and Oratory Council. “My heart is fixed.” VAUPEL, BENJAMIN Business Administration; Business Ad. Club. “The girls all cried, ' He’s quite the kicks’!” WARREN, LEO Business Administration; Business Ad. Club; Editor Crescent ’28 ' ’29; Associate Editor LinC ’28 ' ’29; President Tau Kappa Alpha. “Grand, gloomy, and peculiar, he sat upon the throne, a sceptered hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his own originality.” WATSON, HERMAN Major: Biology, Minor: Chemistry; Sec. Y. M. C. A. ’27; Decorum Committee; Agassiz Club; Library Staff; Philo; Choir; German Club. “For several virtues I have liked several women.” WEBSTER, THOMAS Business Administration; Photo; Business Ad. Club, President ’28 ' ’29. “Mine is the heart at your feet H ere, that must love you to live.” Juniors WERRE, HELEN Major: Education, Minor: English; Sigour- nean; Thespian; Choir; Y. W. C. A. “I am bound to have my own way, Even when I don’t know what it is.” YEAGER, DOROTHY Major; Sec. Junior Class; Education Club. ”She is beautiful; therefore to be wooed, She is a woman, therefore to be won.” PICTURES NOT AVAILABLE Claude Abshire Elbert Ashby Arnold Berger William Fritsch Andrew Ginger Walter Goldsmith Kenneth Goss Marguerite Hunt Byron Harper Naomi Heugel John Allen Kimm Clarice McKinney George Morgan Carl Mullen Carlysle Stols Effie Wright SODIIOMODB fAVJoqie lcfjiiies. Sp a £ i i.e l pup, £e s« ' ee Ippep. Lcpor.£tpi.Dp p. E. t.iSosrop. ■■ a.ay 0 uig p. J}a.Lm r{A0ri-zY. Sup JSppppap. Ve t fA 3pikn . fio fr r cs JJ f-tmp. fsr� £? fiveprc. ' 0AAJAA‘A CfPtPDl£ P- Ccu?£fte Cfe’pjtpAtv X ppa Cope. Jopp Cpuptprop. fitpert jOrLupaf Ap. tVa-plA £ o Ne. Sfaiy enepffAN. fpApce.s £f(spipe. feiep ftscpep. frifr firzsi iftopt. r-tAftrpA fprpscp. Ca. f ' v. f ftfSCfi. ftc tA fo fyires. par zcee C urrtt t £. tf faz Yf i Z aas. Z eze z ZZ tfses . 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THE PHILONEIKEAN LITERARY SOCIETY Scholarship, Loyalty, Service, Fraternity Organised at Moores Hill College in 1856 Reorganised at Evansville College in 1920 The purpose of this society, the oldest on the campus, is to enrich the life of the students by giving an insight into the affairs of the day not generally covered in the classroom; also to provide opportunity for a broader and more inclusive social life than would otherwise be impossible. The social activities of the year include an informal banquet in the fall at the Y. W. C. A., prepared and served by the menu bers of the society, a stag hike to Cypress Beach in the spring, and a boat ride during the last part of the school year. The crowning social event of the year was the fourth annual formal dinner held at the Vendome Hotel on March 29. At this dinner there were many of the alumni present as well as members now in college. PATRONS Dr. Alvin Strickler Coach John M. Harmon Maurice Abel Wesley Abel Claude Abshier Leroy Baldwin Arnold Berger Clare Boren Alvin Brandenberger Jack Bririus Richard Carmen Arthur Dick MEMBERS Dr. A. J. Bigney Leland Feigel William Fritsch Doyle Gardner Russell Garrett Robert Gore Byron Harper Ray Hollis Blair Hughes Walter Jeffrey Wiegand Knerr Alvin Knowles Edward Magan Ludson Morris William Newlin Erwin Omohundro Theodore Spitzmiller Dorris Vaughn Benjamin Vaupel Herman Watson Marsh Williford Richard Williams PHOTOZETEAN LITERARY SOCIETY COLORS: Black and Red FLOWER: Red Rose The Photos, or Phi Zetas, as they prefer to be called, are leaders in campus life. The spirit of brotherhood and good fellowship in the society makes them a strong organisation. Besides campus activities the Photos are much interested in social events; and their parties and the “formal” are big events on the school calendar. Photos Edward Annen Maurice Lenon Amos Boren Leslie McBride Burtrice Brown Guthrie May Gerald Burch Alvin Miller Harold Burch Marshall Miller Dana Cope George Morgan John Crumpton Byron Pattie Robt. Dickman Wayne Paulen Adolph Grein George Ranes Kenneth Helmbach Glenn Stahl Harold Huffine Lawrence Terrel Alva Jones James Leo Warren Gordon Legg Walter Westerfield Pledg es Maurice Bell Louis Bosse Richard Branch Alan Brentano George Burge Quentin Hartke Victor Jordan Charles McBride Ray McElhinney Harry Oakley Charles Payne Paul Skinner Harold Smith CASTALIAN LITERARY SOCIETY COLORS: Red and White FLOWER: Red Carnation TwentyTour years ago on February third the Castalian Literary Society was organised at Moores Hill College. The founders took as their motto, “Vincit Quae Patitur”—“She conquers who endures,” and held forth as their ideals the develop ' ment of high scholarship, literary excellence, and the best qualities of womanhood. These have been the ideals which each generation of Castalians has loved and tried to uphold. This year, as always, the two outstanding social events were the football bail ' quet and the formal. The Castalians won first place for their stunt on Homecoming Day this year. The society is the first on the campus to have an Alumni Associa ' tion, the organisation of which took place in the fall of 1928. CASTALIAN FOOTBALL BANQUET ■oi wAmms Lucy Cambron Marjorie. Aamt.es Mary Louise Andre Ruth Heu ei Mar y Francis Hollis Katherine [holes. Kathleen Cvmie Vmb-iNiA Haas Ruth Miesel Ruth Moss Daisy Newman Louise Roth Mary Florence Stem Doris Smith Esther Dorset Louise Vickery Dorothy Yeager [ 61 ] SIGOURNEAN LITERARY SOCIETY , The Sigournean Literary Society was the first woman’s society to be established, this organization taking place in 1856 by a group of young women at Moores Hill College. The society stands for scholarship, the highest of ideals, and an all round life. Through these high standards, the laurels have not been hard to pluck. One of the most important social events of the year was the annual formal dinner held at the Evansville Country Club, celebrating the seventy-third anniversary of the society. Another important event during the past year was the dedication of the Home¬ coming stunt to Mrs. Mary Ewan, a charter member. Isabelle Aiken Mary Baughn Marjorie Bollinger Marjorie Chandler Imogene Davis Evelyn Diefendorf Mabel Dillingham Wilma Doane MEMBERS Dorothy Dress Ida Irene Hess Mary Louise Mann Evelyn Moter Clarice McKinney Virginia Oncle Beatrice Paton Emily Phillips Jeanette Ranes Mary Helen Richardson Margaret Rowe Louise Schnute Ruth Todrank Helen Werre Madeline Wiseman Effie Wright THETA SIGMA LITERARY SOCIETY The Theta Sigma Literary Society was organized in December, 1923, at Evans- ville College, with a group of ten girls as charter members. The aim of the Society is to develop leadership and high ideals, and to create a desire for further education. The three major social events of the year were a dinner party on November 16, the formal on March 8, and the boat ride on May 24. Ella Brannon Mary Ellerman Mary Fitzsimmons Martha Fritsch Helen Haase Margaret Hess MEMBERS Ruth Hock Marguerite Hunt Harriett McCutchan Rose Pfisterer Wilma Reicken Laura Shacklett Jane Sisk Norma Small Martha Stinson Marian Warren Mary Alice Wilbern Mary Alice Wilberm- Mildred Miller Wilma R ecken Rose Peisterfr. El da Patton Jane Sisk Eloise Peters [ 65 ] GAMMA DELTA SOCIETY The Gamma Deltas were organised September, 1927, with the purpose of fur ' thering friendships among the Freshman girls. Any Freshman girl is eligible to membership. This year the meetings were held every other Monday afternoon dum ing the first semester. This year the Club gave a banquet for the Freshman Football Team. EXECUTIVE BOARD President...Walter L. Jeffrey Vice-President......Alvin Brandenberger Secretary......Mary Florence Seigel Treasurer........Marion Huck Carolyn Atkins B. H. Harper Amos Boren Robert Gore Harriett McCutchan Evansville College has a well developed system of student participation in the regulation of student affairs. The S. G. A. has charge of publishing the LinC and the Crescent, of hospital and relief work, of athletics, and of the Student Court. m THE CRESCENT v i), !i). Y GROUPS GET fnamesrs To Got DR. HUNTER TO U ° GIVE LECTURES w Professor For Degaftn C= Faculty Adopts Resolution About « . : nsaffVK l k «? ! ■ f� sw y m U • i- tixs Ux b ! • ? ££ Wi-V-i ■ « 1 fXX-X:I IiS giksf Ox- -( • : s- ' v , ■ � s t ss px xt-4x i ,� ;«; U� S ' «fesS «5 ' i� � ifc X £ ' (� : : i ::t ?Ml b )(.: :. • 5x l } r ! « ! ' ««« ;j U i- ' i ! «; ' ?.«« ;� ' ■ 5 - . ,s , ! ■•( ■?■ - :■ i.s I: ;mx$h ' isd fi - ) } H «x ■ is Ss ' � kr. •« 5S!S«XS{ - - ( ' , ; ttAsutv !■(.« ' ? !■ ' - ?:: ■• ( «f Utr r ' (. ' !£ ; ' ' ; —x - ■■ . if. ■ -( a ' r ■ S krxisk; , Tij - :x - ■•■■•■■■■■ . X :,■:■■ •■■■ ' ,s. ' i ' ' ' ■ ' ■ V , ' if� A for !,« ! -(! ' { ii, ... - Dr. Kkftir; ' Tf: !-X- «X« DISMISS SIX MEN STUDENTS FROM SCHOOL Students Dancing F . ni . „ ... .rive Others Re-testify On Question Of . ' ’ Drinking CO-ED BEBA sfAKRANC LEO WAR BEN, £ D I TOR ax ml r ' s HvmnaI ' ox f - iifsxi Ykk v X «.L —h:-X: „ 4l c — ;■ b It The Crescent this year has imitated the Forum in being a “magazine of com troversy”. Student opinion has been frankly expressed, and campus problems have been given a thorough airing. Whether or not one agrees completely with the vari¬ ous attitudes expressed, the fact that the paper does take definite stands on school questions arouses interest and enthusiasm. The staff consists of the following: Editor..... Managing Editor_ City Editor... Sports Editor.. Advisor. Business Manager.... Circulation Manager James Leo Warren ...Charles Payne .Lorene Zuelly ...Loran O’Bannon .R. E. Olmsted .Harold Huffine _Chas. Elbert REPORTERS Jack Brizius Walter Jeffrey Marian Newman Clarence Weeks Virginia Dickman Marsh Williford Allan Fitzsimmons Byron J. Harper Pearl Silver Guthrie May Ida Irene Hess sfAf f at f uc . tCfta t. AS. C 4 foi Y v Ar f vs, ' .AO TO A? ■ f } ?£ ?■ j@. V ? os -ft: s . sjott lew ALLA A , JSt Stp ' £SS A 4AO £ f f AA p Afr f-O py A V- £l a: ! data Sc t£f?eq. Si , upM £ Ot.pt. s al . fADtU. £ k ' S£ A V. fA$Y flOr ApCt SfACrAL J3E.pt IYal ' PAl Editor-in-Chief. Assistant Editor. Business Manager. Assistant Bus. Mgr. Literary Editor. Assistant Literary Editor Art Editor. Assistant Art Editor. Organizations Editor_ Photograph Editors. Snapshot Editor. Athletic Editors. Features. Faculty Advisor. Business Advisor -Carolyn Katherine Atkins .James Leo Warren .Joseph Lewellen . Burtrice Brown ..Marion Huck .Katherine Engelsman Gordon Legg .Manfred Haas .Marjorie Achilles (Benjamin Vaupel - Mary Flo Siegel (Elizabeth Scherer .Blair Hughes ( Louis Bosse l Harriett McCutchan ( Olive Duffy . - Thelma Jones (Madeline Wiseman .Dr. P. H. Nichols R. E. Olmsted Chairman Jack Briz,ius Chief Justice Clerk.. STUDENT COURT ...Arthur Dick Esther Torbet President..Byron Secretary.Mabel Coach John M. Harmon Esther Torbet ATHLETIC BOARD J. Harper Faculty Advisor-Professor R. E. Robb Dillingham Student Manager......Alvin Knowles Mary Flo Siegel Coach James R. Newcom Arthur Dick HOSPITAL BOARD President.. Vice-President... Secretary. Chairman Faculty Committee on Student Welfare .Amos L. Boren _Mary Louise Mann Mary Florence Siegel .Ralph E. Olmsted [ 71 ] The Evansville College chapter of Tau Kappa Alpha, honorary forensic frater- nity, was organised in 1927 with six active members. Three members of the Wa¬ bash chapter acted as installing officers. It was the first fraternity on the campus. The organisation has grown and now includes a large number of students, facul¬ ty, and alumni among its members. The organisation fosters debates and oratory in the college. Any student who participates in one debate and fulfills local re¬ quirements is eligible to be elected to membership in the fraternity. Active members of Tau Kappa Alpha are: Mary Florence Siegel, Maurice Lenon, Glenn Stahl, Reese Turner, Wayne Paulen, William Fols, and Feo Warren. Members in the faculty are: Professor Fegg, Dr. Harper, Miss Fe Compte, and Ralph Olmsted. The 1929 elections are to be made in the spring. Several students are eligible to be elected as members, as they have been on one of the college debating teams during the past season. [ 72 ] Leo Warren, Ben Vaupel, Maurice Lenon Glenn Stahl, Wm. Folz, Reece Turner DEBATING TEAM Debating at Evansville College this year has had a flourishing season. Debates were held with South Dakota University, Earlham College, DePauw University, State Teachers’ College at Murray, Kentucky; Butler University and Franklin Cob lege. Miss Le Compte was kept busy with three teams on hand, an affirmative, com ' posed of William Folz, Reese Turner, and Glenn Stahl; a negative, with Maurice Lenon, Ben Vaupel and Leo Warren; and a girls’ squad with Daisy Newman, Mary Frances Hollis, Mary Lois Humke, Lorine Zuelly and Georgine Koser. Y. M. C. A. CABINET Dr. A. J. Bigney, Amos Boren, Burtice Brown Prof. H. F. Legg, Sam Medlicott, Victor Jordan Y. W. C. A. CABINET Imogene Davis, Mabel Dillingham, Mary Ellerman, Mary Louise Mann Evelyn Moter, Beatrice Paton, Esther Torbet, Madeline Wiseman m [ 74 ] WOMEN ' S COUNCIL President.. First Vice ' President.. Second Vice ' President.... Secretary..... Treasurer......... President of Y. W. C. A... .Beatrice Paton .Eifie Wright ....Mabel Dillingham Harriett McCutchan .Evelyn Moter ...Mary Louise Mann I JSB ED Ja Bil wlM m - i u« fWL , wttf i- j mk w : • ' j DOUBLE ALPHA CLUB President... Vice ' President. Secretary ' Treasurer. -.E. A. Boston .. Donald Boyd Alvin Seebode JOHN DEWEY EDUCATIONAL CLUB The John Dewey Educational Club was organized at the beginning of the school year to promote good fellowship among the Sophomore education students. President___ Vice-President_ Secretary-Treasurer. Advisor.... -Isabelle Aiken Corene Crenshaw — Hilda Dawson ... Professor Cope MEMBERS Isabelle Aiken Margaret Hess Mary Baughn Margaret Hevron Esther Buente Minnie Mack Marjorie Chandler Ruth Moss Corene Crenshaw Betty Perelmut Wilma Doane Emily Phillips Dorothy Dress Wilma Riecken Mary Ellerman Laura Shacklett Frances Erskine Norma Small Martha Fritsch Dorothy Tingley Ruth Gerber Marian Warren Helen Haase Mary Alice Wilbern Ethel Hamburg Dorothea Williams FIRST YEAR EDUCATION CLUB President.........Ruth Stamps Vice-President.......Henrietta Busch Secretary.......Arvilla Zieg Treasurer .Mildred Trimble Sponsor.Miss Jones Reporter.......Julia Keown THE BAND Mr. Virgil Kibler, Director; Dr. P. H. Nichols, Faculty Advisor; Claude Abshier, James Alvis, J. A. Ashby, Alvin Brandenberger, Arthur Dick, Alfred Euler, Blair Hughes, Victor Jordan, Joseph Juncker, Floyd Loge, Raymond McElhinney, Raymond Risley, Glenn Stahl, George Stolu. [ 77 ] 1 The choir was organised last year through the efforts of President Harper. It has been maintained this year under the direction of Felix Foudray in the absence of Mr. Andrew Webster. This organization of young people within the college has accompanied the President on various tours, giving concerts in connection with his lectures. It has represented the college both in Evansville and surrounding towns. The programs are of a religious nature, as well as secular music of a high type. Programs are memorized before public presentation. President...Mabel Dillingham Vice-President .... Naomi Kohlmeier Secretary.Corene Crenshaw Librarian...Erwin Omohundro [ 78 ] (f is v s St i Hi -. Co tyiT C’Jfsyss mY, S£� Y l tf ST . V c of . af Av , ptL es S ysyseff The orchestra was organised in the fall semester of 1928. Being well pleased with the initial foundation of the players, the orchestra now hopes to secure a wider instrumentation. Its aspirations for a permanent place as a college organization de ' pend upon the interest and cooperation of students and friends. Chapel recitals and collaboration with the dramatic department’s programs com ' prised the first year’s activities. President.Glenn Stahl Secretary.......Viola Kuebler Treasurer...Mary Lois Humke Alberta Baughn Veneta Brizius Corene Crenshaw Leslie McBride Lorraine Stock Dorothy Williams Roberta Doughty Mary Kroening Helen Matthews Elda Patton Arvilla Zieg MEMBERS Edward Annen Oddrun Bentzen Mary Lois Humke Viola Kuebler Elvin Fitzsimmons Charles Luther Claude Abshier Elsie Gray George Stoltz Harry Oakley Raymond Risley Dorothy Stevens Glenn Stahl Floyd Loge Niles Sinnett Walter Aylsworth Alfred Euler Byron Pattie Victor Jordan Arthur Dick Ray McElhinney THE COOP CLUB The purpose of the club is to promote and stimulate professional and social interest among the engineering students. Dinners, parties and the annual boat ride are among the social functions enjoyed by the members. Valuable lectures of tech ' nical nature have been presented to the club during the year. An important asset is the development of friendship between the engineers and their employers—at the annual stag dinners. The annual boat ride is one of the special features and has become an affair that is always looked forward to with great pleasure. Slogan: We view with hope the hither ' to unattainable. President.......Roger Risley Vice ' President...........Alvin Miller Secretary..........Robert Davis [ 80 ] THE COOP CLUB MEMBERS Henry Agner Richard Branch William Brown Robert Dickman Kenneth Goss Clare France LeRoy Dreier William Dress Charles Arendt Ralph Barton John Crumpton Delbert Deisinger Alfred Euler James Alvis Earl Bartlett Arnold Berger George Burge Carl Fritsch Victor Dreier Elbert Ashby Maurice Bell Charles Day W. B. Goldsmith Stephen Dimond Charles Blum Marion Danner George DeWeese Arthur Bonham Arthur Grossman Herman Hartung John Allen Kimm Jack Jones Theodore Knowles John Hahn Alfred Grote Alvin Miller E. H. Miller Marshall Powell Hughes Rigg Carl Sanders Howard Westfall Jerry Tromly George Stoltz Carlyle Stoltz John Kuster LeRoy Leslie Richard Watz Charles McBride Leslie McBride Sanders Payne John Riordan Norman Schnur Walter Westerfield Dorris Vaughn George Lane Asher Lohman Thomas Mueller Boyd Hall Albert Johnson Blair Hughes Marion Klippel Harry McCarty William Newlin Jack Lundberg Roger Risley Raymond Risley Nelson Prall Leonard McRoberts Charles Luther Ray McElhinney Raymond Schriefer Raymond Wagner Donald Steinkamp Paul Skinner Gerald Starker Howard McMurtry Edward Lynch Theodore Spitzmiller Melvin Wiedemann Wendell Stafford Leo Wilsbacher Herman Siegert Albert Hedges Walter Korff Harold Huffine BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION CLUB President.......Thomas Webster Vice-President.....Edward Magan Secretary........Anna Marie Wittekindt Treasurer......... Benjamin Vaupel DIRECTORS Joseph Lewellen, Leland Feigel, Richard Carmen, Adolph Grein, Alva Jones, Leo Warren, Amos Hunt, Marsh Williford Faculty Advisor, Professor L. D. Thompson Motto: “Be Competent” Alvin Brandenberger Jack Briz,ius Richard Brown Leland Feigel Richard Williams Louis Bosse Jack Cook Oran Grafton Amos Hunt Adolph Grein Gerald Burch Harold Burch Niles Sinnett Guthrie May George Ranes Marshall Mikels MEMBERS Alva Jones M. C. Schroder Floyd Loge Georgine Koser Joseph Juncker Clare Boren Wiegand Knerr Richard Carmen Walter Jeffrey Margaret Rubright Charles Elbert Paul Bosse Alan Brentano Castle McCoy Mildred Jaquess Leo Kirk Edward Magan Marsh Williford Clarence Weeks Mark Leach Milton Covert Fred Grimwood Wilmar Zopf Alvin Knowles Thomas Webster Winfred Pegram Joe Lewellen Benjamin Vaupel Leo Warren Anna Marie Wittekindt Carl Timmel Marjorie Achilles Marie Spiegel HUGHES HALL Beatrice Paton, Evelyn Moter, Hilda Dawson, Ruth Smith, Ida Irene Hess, Doris Smith and Alma Nighbert. ALUMNI ORGANIZATION With a membership already of 230, the Evansville College Alumni Association is growing rapidly. Approximately 50 persons are added to the group each year. The alumni have been particularly active during this year in the conduct of a campaign to raise $25,000 in the Association to apply upon the College’s Campaign for a half a million dollars. In the initial effort, made before Christmas, more than $5000 was subscribed. A second effort began late in Lebruary in which it was be¬ lieved a like amount would be pledged. Miss Marguerite Roberts, class of 1924, was chairman of the alumni campaign committee, and Miss Louise Heim ’25 was secretary. Other members were Mable Inco ’23, Salibelle Royster ’24, L. T. Buck ’25, George Wright, ’26, Oscar P. N. Zopf ’26, Rufus Putnam ’28, R. E. Olmsted ’23, Mrs. Sarah Lee Snepp ’22, Russell Simpson ’27, Lillian Lohmeyer ’28, Mrs. Halene Wolflin ’21. Officers of the Alumni Association for the current year are: President, Rev. Willard C. Patrick ’14, New Albany, Indiana; Vice-President, Miss Louise Heim ’25, Evansville; Secretary-Treasurer, R. E. Olmsted ’23, Evansville. Because of the great amount of sickness prevalent during the Christmas season, the usual mid-winter banquet was postponed. The Homecoming luncheon, held on October 20, was attended by about 40 persons. The annual meeting will be held on commencement day. i $ [84] ? ' THLET CS ARTHUR DICK COACH JOHN HARMON RAY HOLLIS Evansville College ' s 1928 football season was not a success. It was the poorest season in the history of the college. Every game was lost. The team, however, made an admirable showing although they had to bow in defeat seven consecutive times. The season was not a failure from a standpoint other than that of victories. The men played hard and deserved to win, but fate ruled differently. The past year was the first and possibly the last year under the Freshman ruling which ex ' eludes the first year men from trying for the varsity squad. This fact probably had much to do with the disastrous season, as the varsity was handicapped due to the fact that there was no reserve strength to throw in the line when injuries occurred to those who were on the first team. Several times during the season members of the team received injuries which should have been allowed to heal slowly, but because of the lack of reserve material the men had to continue playing and thus keep the injured part from healing. GUTHRIE MAY “TED” SPITZMILLER MAURICE LENON With no Freshmen eligible for the varsity Coach Harmon was seriously handicapped. About twenty players answered the first call and about seventeen remained out for the season, although three were on the injured list for the larger part of the ten playing weeks. With two weeks of practice a team was moulded together which looked capable of paring off with the best in the state. McKendree was the first opponent. The Illinois school ran rampant over the Aces, and at the end of the third quarter had scored 20 points. The last quarter saw the Purple gridders pull themselves together, and fight¬ ing like mad, score 13 points. Bill Fritsch, Captain Dick, Stolts and Dickman were outstanding in the first game; the first two playing in the backfield and the later two in the line. The first game was over and profiting by the mistakes made, it looked as if the Evansville crew would do better in the second encounter. Oakland City was the opponent. Defeat it was; and defeat from a neighboring rival, small school. The Aces seemed lost in a mist and could not get going. It was not the same team which put forth a last quarter rally to nearly topple the McKendree eleven. “BOB” DICKMAN WIEGAND KNERR WES ABEL Two games had been played and two had been lost. It looked bad for the Harmonmen as some very stiff teams were now in line on the schedule. Determined to fight it out, Coach Harmon drilled the players day in and day out for the rest of the games, but to no success. Indiana Reserves, DePauw, Franklin, Terre Haute Normal, and Danville Normal were con ' querors of the Purple fighters. After losing seven straight games it seemed possible to eke out a victory over Rose Poly, but because of the sudden death of their president the game was postponed; thus closing the Aces’ season without a win. In the Indiana game the locals started out with a powerful attack and the score at the half was 12 to 6 in favor of Indiana, but in the last half the Hoosiers had things their own way. It was the first time in history for an Evansville team to meet a Big Ten athletic team. As the season progressed, injuries hit the Purple squad. Dickman was forced out with appendicitis, Garrett received an injured knee as did Stoltz,. Several injuries were in the camp, but all the players were determined to finish the, season. The Aces hung on until the season was over; but for a larger part of the time it was a ragged eleven which represented Evans ' ville College on the pigskin turf. •■ ■■■■ ■ ■ GLENN RICKETTS LELAND FEIGEL RICHARD CARMEN At the close of the season Coach Harmon awarded fifteen letters. The players to receive letters were: Captain Arthur Dick, Captain-elect Ray Hollis, Glenn Ricketts, Leland Feigel, Le¬ roy Baldwin, Alvin Brandenberger, William Fritsch, Theodore Spitzmiller, Russell Garrett, Weigand Knerr, Robert Dickman, Carlyle Stoltz, Mark Leach, Byron Harper, and Maurice Lenon. Of this number four will be lost to next year’s squad. The seniors are: Arthur Dick, Wes Able, Glenn Ricketts and Leland Feigel. This will leave Leach, Captain-elect Hollis, Stoltz, Dickman, Knerr, and Lenon back for next year’s line positions and Baldwin, Fritsch, Branden- berger, Garrett, and Spitzmiller for the back field posts. With the wealth of Freshman material that was out this year on hand for next year’s varsity the outlook is bright. To Captain “Sock” Dick goes the honor for being the outstanding player on the team dur¬ ing the 1928 season. Dick played in the backfield for four years for the Aces and was one of the most feared men in the state. He could plunge the line for gains whenever needed, but could not defeat a stronger team single handed. Towards the last of the season “Sock” was changed to a line position and gave good account of himself there. His loss will be keenly felt in the 1929 season. LEROY BALDWIN RUSSELL GARRETT “AT BRANDENBERGER To the rest of the backfield combination goes equal honors. Individually they were all star performers for the purple squad. Baldwin, a sophomore with two more years to play, stuck to the quarterback post throughout the season and came through with some neat work on the defense when times were trying. Bill Fritsch, Rus Garrett and A1 Brandenberger were the ball carrying boys. In the line Carlyle Stoltz, Robert Dickman, and Ray Hollis were the mainstays. Hollis was the scrappingest player on the team; while Stoltz, and Dickman were on hand when duty called. The latter two were out with injuries for several games and because of a lack of reserve material the line was considerably weakened. Coach Harmon was handicapped by lack of material but labored with the few men through ' out the season under very adverse conditions. With Freshmen eligible for the varsity in 1929, the outlook for the season is indeed good. Bethel, Ky., Oakland City, Rose Poly, Danville State Normal, Franklin, and Indiana State Teachers’ College appear on the 1929 schedule. AMOS BOREN LUDSON MORRIS THE FRESHMAN TEAM Evansville College’s first adventure in having separate athletics for the Freshmen was a decided success, in the opinion of the athletic department. Coach James Newcom worked with a squad of about twenty ' five Freshmen through the football season and developed an aggrega ' tion that gave the varsity some real practice games. The rhynies played two regular scheduled games and won both of them. Oakland City and Terre Haute State Normal were the victims of the frosh eleven. The young Aces in de ' feating the State Normal squad were better, according to dope, than DePauw and Wabash, as the Normalites had defeated them. Coach Newcom awarded 16 numerals to rhynie gridders. Captain Dossett, Magan, Bosse, McBride, McMurtry, Funkhouser, Riordan, Hunt, Westfall, Starker, Drier, Bradford, Fitzsinv mons, Hartke, Mikels, Hedges, and Bell received the awards. The Freshmen developed some excellent material which will come in handy on the varsity squad next year. Dossett, Bosse, Magan, McBride, and McMurtry were the mainstays of the team. These players have the honor of receiving the only Freshman numerals that the college has ever given or likely will give, as the athletic department has been granted permission by the state athletic association to revoke the Freshman ruling, which will allow Freshmen to try for the varsity. [92] VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM Like football, the Evansville College basketball season was the worst in recent years. For the first time since Coach John Harmon has been piloting the boys, the Purple and White crew lost every game but two. The season started with a rush. Evansville defeated McKendree and Oakland City colleges in speedy fashion. College spirit mounted sky high for the students were visualising a winning five to off-set the disastrous football schedule. However, hope soon died in the breasts of the students because the team repeatedly went down in defeat. One thing can be said for the members of the squad, they did fight hard but were simply outclassed by most of their oppo¬ nents. There were some teams that eked out victories over the Aces who didn’t deserve to win but did because of the lack of reserve strength of the E. C. squad. Butler’s famous Bulldogs, mythical champions of the state of Indiana, subdued the Aces L twice; however they were made to fight for their honors in the scrap that took place on the local court. The game was not won until the final whistle sounded. DePauw, Franklin, Danville Normal, and Terre Haute Normal scored double wins over the Evansville team. McKendree and Oakland City ev ened the count later on toward the end of the season. Purdue and Concordia of St. Louis defeated the Aces in the one game scheduled with these schools. The 1930 captain had not been elected at the time this sport section was composed, how ' ever there were several men who were being considered by their teammates as prospective can¬ didates for the coveted honor. The honors for the season go to Byron Harper and Wes Able. These two lads played excellent ball all during the season. Harper, who led the state in scoring honors the year be¬ fore, was watched closely by visiting guards and consequently did not make an impressive record of points garnered. Able played his old position at backguard part of the season and was made into a dashing forward during the remainder of the time. Captain Gardner performed stellarly when he was allowed to play. Baldwin, Williams, Garrett, and Stoltz, performed exceptionally well during the periods when the Aces would hit their stride. The subs came in for quite a bit of rough playing as they were called upon many times to fill the position of an ousted varsity man. The Freshman rule greatly handicapped the Evansville team during the past season. With no such rule for next year, Coach Harmon is looking forward to another one of those old time Evansville fives which came so near capturing the state basket crown several times. ; I [ 95 ] FRESHMAN SQUAD Freshman basketball at the college was filled with more thrills than was their football sea ' son. They didn’t win all of their games in basketball as they had in football but they demon ' strated such superior brand of ball that they immediately became the favorites of the student body. The Freshman varsity squad was so large that they had to have three separate teams with several subs to each team. When they would play they would rival the famous Notre Dame football team because of the abundance of shock troops. Coach Jimmie Newcom turned out a team that made the varsity play hard to beat them. On several occasions they beat the varsity in practice session. McBride, Bosse, Hartke, Fitzsimmons, McMurtry, and Mikels were the outstanding men on the squad. w omen’s Athletic Association The Women’s Athletic Association of Evansville College has adopted a program so diversified that they hope to include every girl in the school in some phase of that work. They have organised teams in various sports under a captain who acts as the leader. The charter members of the organisation were selected as captains of the various sports. Mabel Dillingham who is president of the W. A. A. was made head of archery; Ruth Smith, local vice-president headed hockey; Imogene Davis, secretary, was in charge of hiking; Dorothy Hunt, treasurer, directed basketball; Ruth Huegel, horse¬ shoes; and Harriett McCutchan was in charge of volleyball. Coach Mary Florence Siegel was honorary head of the local organisation. A special inter-society basketball tourney was sponsored by this group. The Delta Gammas, Freshman girls’ society, were the victors in this tournament. m [ 98 ] x. M P ' TL.G ' K VOLf H 3f£7 S. z«o. JJfZ WttBSti. £Yjg£Y£f £ rff£ SCtOfft=. 3 . A $ fits Y - qtsew r ? ? 77f£, Af i ? o v f-sor. r. tlAO JCE. Z vYO V. OV 3 rtCB.S P-A . £££? WfifitKE . AfTOCO ££ ■ £ - ' Srt?G- fVi Of-tCL £. ($£0 ?0£ f-iAtrr ft.o e c£ S £ u. , ZfA Y. S AO£}{ ftpUfS f W£S f£f?F £l.O . The Thespian Dramatic Club The Thespian Dramatic Club has had a very busy year with a repertoire almost equaling in variety the Repertory Theatre of New York. To begin with, the society presented the “Queen’s Husband”, a three act play. At Christmas two plays were given, “The Dolls”, directed by Billie Brantley, and the annual Christmas play, “Eagle Heart”. “The House with the Twisty Windows” was the play entered in the Northwestern Play Contest. Besides these major productions, several one act plays were directed by members of the play production class. As a crowning event of the year, “Candida”, by Bernard Shaw was presented as the annual commence- ment play. Miss Pearle Le Compte has been director of dramatics and sponsor of the club of which Miss Evelyn Diefendorf was president. Following are the mem¬ bers: Margaret Hess, Mabel Dillingham, Naomi Kohlmeier, Burt Brown, Walter Westerfield, Wilma Doane, Marion Huck, Mary Flo Siegel, Guthrie May, Adolph Grein, Leland Feigel, Leo Warren, Harold Huff me, Herman Siegert, Joyce Ashby, Billie Brantley, Virginia Oncle, George Ranes, Wiegand Knerr, George DeWeese, Maurice Lenon, Oliver Hard, Ben Vaupel, Quentin Hartke, Charles Payne. CAST—“QUEEN’S HUSBAND” The “Queen’s Husband”, a scintillating three-act comedy by Robert Sherwood, was presented by the Thespian Dramatic Club as the first dramatic event of the college year. George Ranes starred as the king, or more correctly, the “queen’s hus- band”. The entire cast was excellent and well cast in their parts. Few students will forget Ashby as the minister of state, or Ben Vaupel as the handsome but dis¬ solute prince. The cast included George Ranes, Mabel Dillingham, Virginia Oncle, Oliver Hard, Guthrie May, Joyce Ashby, Ben Vaupel, Quentin Hartke, Maurice Lenon, Harold Huffine, Charles Payne, and Herman Siegert. At Christmas a clever play, “The Dolls”, was given in chapel as part of the holiday festivities. Billie Brantley won deserved praise by her direction of the group of Freshmen participating. The play included Emily Wright, Virginia Dickman, Eloise Peters, Peggy Doyle, Barbara Knapp, Mary Frances Hollis, Daisy Newman, Wilma Doane, Helen Werre, Naomi Kohlmeier and Margaret Rowe. CASTALIAN HOMECOMING STUNT The Castalians won the annual stunt contest given on Homecoming Day. A beautiful pageant of the college seal was given with girls in Grecian robes as candles, representing the seven ideals of the seal. The pageant was used as part of a pro¬ gram given before luncheon clubs in the financial campaign. am � -j « | « � j m i i , it, Ill ' S • - 11 fr- - fVK$ ■m . ' ' •••• - m [ 104 ] OLIVER HARD, Freshman 4 - MARIAN HERR, Freshman m [ 107 ] RUTH MOSS, Sophomore m [ 108 ] [109} ALVIN BRANDENBERGER, Junior [ 110 ] DOROTHA YEAGER, Junior [HI] [ 113 ] [ 114 ] Calendar 17— Freshman Chapel! Scared infants listen to talks on “What to do next”—with their I. Q.’s about to be taken. No wonder they lose their usual sophistication. 18— New “Profs” appear. Miss Lucile Jones is the new education teacher and the slim young man with the boyish grin is Business Ad. Prof. Thompson and Mabel Inco is taking Prof. Wins ' low’s place who is now at Annapolis. 19— The rest of us arrive. Big S. G. A. party to celebrate. 20— We notice changes. T. Hut is the new Caf and the bookstore boasts headquarters in the base ' ment. 21— Freshmen fall before Varsity attack. 25—Societies hold meetings at school. Much getting together—and such a lot of dates. 5-—McKendree wallops us 14 to 0. 9—Weiner roasts for Thetas and Sigs. 10—Hot Dog! Boren elected Y. M. head. 12— Aces meet Indiana Reserves—tough luck. 13— Fire! Garage destroyed in bla2,e; can’t determine yet whether it was a success. 18— Orchestra starts practicing — “Music Hath Charms”--—? 19— Homecoming starts. Big bonfire attracts crowds of students and alumni. 20— Homecoming in full swing. Castalians win stunt and pri 2 ,e cup. We lose to DePauw. 22—Juniors elect! Paulen heads the class of ’30. 26— Faculty reception—at last a chance to get dressed up—one of these swell functions. 27— Tragedy! We lose again (it’s a habit now) and to Oakland City! m [H5] Calendar 2— Contract for LinC—and the staff begins to look hectic and dazed. 3— Our fifth of the year goes to Danville 12-0. 5—Castalian stunt given at luncheon club—much fun. 8— Alumni Endowment Campaign starts off well, with $2,145.00 the first night. 9— Freshmen inducted into student government; much solemnity. Remember how scared we felt? 13—LinC Subscription Campaign starts with a bang. Well there are a lot of wise people in this college after all. 15— Oscar Peter Nicholas resigns to accept banking position. R. E. Olmsted succeeds as Executive Secretary. 16— New Philo Pins, Pardon, Pi Epsilon Phi, much competition now between the fair co-eds for their possession, 17—Castalian Alumnae organize. Dad’s day celebration. The fond “Papas” who came had a good time. 19— Castalians start weekly supper meetings. 20— Business Ad. Club have float in Graham Day parade. 23—Oscar is initiated into T. K. A. Lot of fun for the debaters. 4—Big Castalian football banquet. Hollis elected football captain for ’29. 6— Extra! Engagement of Coach John M. Harmon and Hazel Sweet announced at Newcom’s dinner. 7— Golden Rule dinner. 8— Philo annual football banquet. What gems of husbands these Philos will be some day. 13— College jewelry makes its debut. 14— Group pictures for the LinC taken during chapel. 1 5—Castalian invitation. 16— “Eager Heart”, annual Christmas play, given in the auditorium. 17— “The Doll ”, Christmas nonsense play, presented under the direction of Billie Brantley. 18— College host to engineers of Kentucky. 20— Arthur Dick given Kiwanis award. 21— Out for Christmas—Whoopee! 25—Christmas! Saw Santa Claus today. m [ 116 ] Calendar 1—New Year’s Day—Many resolutions. 7—Back to the same old grind again. 12—Karl Schaaf made his first appearance on basket ' ball floor amid much applause. 18— Co ' op Club banquet at St. John’s Parish Hall. 19— “Sigs” hold their formal dinner at the Country Club. 21—Individual pictures for the LinC are taken in the Women’s rest room. 29— Evansville College radio hour 6:30 P. M. over W. G. B. F.—“program coming in fine”. 30— Final exams. 31— More final exams. 1—Still more exams—Oscar Peter Nicholas Jr. ar ' rives. 8—Rush week starts! Much rivalry. Some girls almost fight. 11— Pledging at 10 A. M.—many upsets. 12— Castalians and Sigs give formal dinners for pledges. 20—FinC picture given out. 23—Photos’ formal at McCurdy. 27—Castalian Alumni gives tea for active members and pledges at Trinity Church House. Calendar 1— Doctor Bigney granted leave of absence for sum ' mer to teach at University of Southern Calif or ' nia. 2— South Dakota State College debates Evansville College. 4—Tea for girls at Women’s rest room. Women’s debating team meets the Kentucky girls. Pro ' fessor Walker learns that 80% of people in U. S. are foreign born. 8—Theta Sigma formed at McCurdy. 11—Gamma Deltas win W. A. A. basketball tourney. Coach Newcom resigns as Freshman coach. 15—Dual debate—Earlham and DePauw. 18— Engineers have treasure hunt. 19— Photo initiation on Sixth and Main. 22—Dr. Bassett resigns from faculty to teach in Southwestern College, Memphis, Tenn. 23—New home for “Prexy” ready for occupancy. 26—New lawn mower proves popular. 28—Philo formal at Vendome. 30—Castalian formal at Henderson. ADVERTISING H ■ ADVERTISING In a College Year-Book Is Said to be Non-productive Yet the business houses and manufacturing es¬ tablishments whose advertisements appear in the fol¬ lowing pages have maintained accounts with the LmC, with only a few exceptions, since the first book was produced. The LmC appreciates the support of these adver¬ tisers, old and new, and urges the students of Evans¬ ville College to patronise them at every possible op¬ portunity. The LinC suggests also, that each student, upon making a purchase, mention that he is from Evansville College. The business man can learn in no other way that his advertisement is productive. BflBBBBB flBBflBBBBflBBEiBgaflBflflBflBaBflBflflBflBSffl BflllB HENRY PAUL Watchmaker and jeweler Repairing a Specialty 609 Main St. Phone Main 2981 Evansville, Indiana PS m m ■ M m B a as Cop: “Hey, you’re making forty an hour!” Driver: “Oh, officer, I can’t be—I’ve only been gone twenty min¬ utes.” -—Texas Ranger. Vi Vi Mg “Out of sight, out of mind,” hands. does not apply to a college boy’s ■— M. I. T. Voo Doo. Vi Vi Vi “Didn’t you give me a couple drinks a while back?” “Nope!” “Funny. It must of been two other poisons.” —College Humor. vi vi vi Sidewalk Expert (surveying newly laid strip of sidewalk in which are many childish footprints): “Children are all right in the abstract but I don’t like them in the concrete.” —Notre Dame Juggler. Vi Vi Vi “Yaaa-aah! I wanna go to the show and see the lady get sawed in half!” “Shush, now, Isaac—vait till tomorrow and you can see mama have her face lifted.” —California Pelican. Vi Vi Vi When you are undecided as to the lesser of two evils always choose the best looking. -— Minn. Ski-U-Mah. 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VS VS VS m “Isn’t that a perfectly marvelous step that he is doing?” “Sh-sh-h, he has an attack of St. Vitus dance.” —Wisconsin Octopus. VS VS VS Moe: “Sam, Ah has bad news. De doctah done told me Ah got cancer of the tongue.” Sam: “Well, don’ worry, Moe, you has got your health, ain’t you?” —Columbia Jester. m n VS VS VS ■ Ei “Did you have a good time at that E wild party last night?” ■ “Yeah, I don’t remember a thing!” ■ —Texas Ranger. Evansville’s Leading Department Store Retailers of Fine Dry Goods Ladies’, Misses’ and Children’s Ready-To-Wear Shoes, Millinery and House Furnishings If You Have Not the Ready Cash, Use Our Morris Plan Credit System Over Sixty Years of Service Insurance Counselors since 1864, the Bennett-Hutchinson Company has served the people of Evansville for an even 65 years. 1929 marks our sixty-fifth anniver¬ sary. Frazier Insurance Company, Inc. Successor To msr H HOTEcno HARRY P. FRAZIER General Manager 201 Furniture Bldg. 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State Froth. vz vz vz “How do I look, John?” “Dearest, you look mighty good to me,” he answered. “Well,” she said with a pretty little frown, “you mustn’t let appearances mislead you.” —Lehigh Burr. IflBBI B DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT THE BEST DRESSED FELLOWS AT SCHOOL ARE STROUSE CUSTOMERS! Strouse Bros . Evansville Ind Evansville LOVELIEST FEMININE APPAREL for the Graduate and Undergraduate 13 ] ON 4 YLATCB • Design- r • B tAUTIfUt HOMES • Buildeis jC iHcoltishiir ' ( • LVA NSVILLH. InD. “I am not against marriage, only up against it,” was the remark of someone whose identity has long since been lost to us. -—Green Goat. ■ % VS A ' Prof.: “Lady, you ought to be ashamed for exhibiting your stock¬ ings so in public!” Co-ed: “What stockings?” -—Illinois Siren. College is a great life if you don’t waken. —Washington Dirge. ve «s Grandmother: “The cow says moo, the sheep says baa.” Child: “What kind of a noise does an armadillo make?” -—Yale Record. i WHAT WILL BE YOUR INCOME AT AGE 60? 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Almost purple but with a little pink in it and a b luish cast. You wouldn’t exactly call it mauve. It has little jiggers all around the skirt that loop up with a little silver whickie on one side and has a long flowy thing on the shoulder with little what¬ nots on the end and a sort of a pinky, yellow do-hicky at the waist.” “Oh, you mean the one with the green what-you-may-call’ems on it?” “Yeah, that’s it!” —Wisconsin Octopus. 14 14 14 “Well, did you like those complimentary tickets I got you for the game?” “Complimentary is the wrong word, friend. Those tickets abso¬ lutely flattered my powers of vision.” -—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. [5] PORTRAITS THAT PLEASE THE MASON STUDIO FOURTH and MAIN Over Evans The sedan was parked at the side of the road and as the man drew near he could hear noises of a struggle within. He could hear a rustle, probably of silk, and the muffled panting of a man. The body of the car swayed slightly to and fro. He heard a curse and again the muffled panting. He crept softly around to the side and looked into the window and saw—■ A man trying to fold a road map the same as it had been. —Lafayette Lyre. M Mr Mr Her eyes were as black as jet, This charming girl I knew, I kissed her, and her husband came, Now mine are jet black, too. —California Pelican. Mr Mr ' Mr ' “How many buns could you eat on an empty stomach?” “About a dozen.” “You’re wrong. You could only eat one because after that your stomach wouldn’t be empty.” —Black Blue Jay. DR. CHARLES J. NENNEKER DENTIST 410 Citizens Bank Bldg. Evansville, Indiana Phone Main 328 Res. M. 4098-R H H ■ ■ II H O.K OTTO J. KUEBLER, Proprietor 304 S. FIFTH ST. Evansville, Ind. Member Florists ' Telegraph Delivery HISTORY OF LOVE I The first time I fell in love I was seventeen. The girl was beautiful. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and a red mouth. II The second time I fell in love I was twenty-six years old. The girl was beautiful. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and a red mouth. III At the age of thirty-two, I fell in love for the third time. The girl was beautiful. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and a red mouth. IV I am forty-four years of age. I am in love. And this time I know it is true. She is the most beautiful woman I ever knew. Blonde, blue eyes and a mouth that is ripe cherry red. Now that I am about to be married, I look back at my past loves with something of regret. For my loves have been varied and colorful. —Wisconsin Octopus. FOR GLASSES DR. HARRY J. KRAMER OPTOMETRIST Next to Loew’s Victory Theatre Graduate Ohio State University College of Optometry C6] iiiiHiiiaaiiiiHHiiiflii EVANSVILLE ASSOCIA¬ TION OF CREDIT MEN C. HOWARD SABERTON, Secretary “Why are the days longer in the summer?” “Because the heat expands them.” — V. M. I. Sniper. VZ VZ “Isn’t my auto a beauty ? It cost sixteen thousand dollars.” “Why, I didn’t know autos ever cost that much.” “On, it cost only five hundred, but I spent the rest in repairs.” -—Lafayette Lyre. VZ UZ UZ Speaker: “I see many new faces here tonight with whom I should like to shake hands.” — U. of S. Calif. Wampus. VZ 96 9Z Mrs. Peckler: “Have you any an¬ tiques of the Louis XV period?” Dealer: “Yes, madam, we have quite an assortment.” Mrs. Peckler: “I would like to see a Louis XV vacuum cleaner!” ■—College Humor. “Visit the Silk Shop First” You will find a complete line of SILKS Seasonable Colors, Prints and Novelties Also Silk Hosiery, Lingerie, Gloves, Scarfs, Umbrellas, Etc. KENNY SILK SHOP 522 Main St. Phone M.-6746 Obadiah: “I think Peggy will make an ideal wife. Every time I go to her home I find her darning her father’s socks.” Joshua: “That caught me too—un¬ til I noticed it was always the same sock.” —Columbia Jester. VZ 9Z 9Z A great many deaths occurred in Edinburgh last week. It seems some firm was giving away free samples. — V. M. I. Sniper. VZ 9Z 9Z It has been proved that a very effi¬ cient balm for an hysterical co-ed is a firm kiss. Boys, the problem is how to get them hysterical. —Carolina Buccaneer. VZ 9Z 9Z “Why didn’t you answer when the elevator man said ‘up?’ ” “I thought he was having indiges¬ tion.” —Colgate Banter. DR. V. H. KNAPP DENTIST 509-510-511 Citizens Nat’l Bk. Bldg. Evansville, Ind. ■■■■■■■■■■■■«■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ [7] RECHTIN LUMBERMAN Phone Lincoln 1035-1036 sniiiiiiBBaaaHaBasasiaaiiBaBaBHasiHBisiHfii Books L. C. SMITH 8C CORONA TYPEWRITERS Portables—All Makes—For Students i sa ■ ■ a I Pens S3 GET YOUR SUPPLIES AT THE COLLEGE BOOK STORE “The Storehouse for College Needs” G. A. TODRANK 210 S. Second M.-4515 “I call my girl Excelsior.” “Why, because she’s your ideal?” “No, because she’s quite the stuff.” — Bison. vi vz % Pencils Paper He: “Let’s play postoffice.” She: “Oh, that’s such a childish game.” He: “Not the way I play it.” —Carolina Buccaneer. “Will you have time to play a few pieces from Beethoven?” “I’m sorry, miss, but this is my Bizet day.” — M. I. T. Voo Doo. � r ci er Willie: “Pa, give me some money.” Father: “Why do you want some money, son?” Willie: “Well, s’pose a robber was to hold me up and say, ‘Your money or your life,’ and I hadn’t any!” •—College Humor. Vi Vi Vi A healthy Indian is probably one of those well read men we hear about. —Wisconsin Octopus. vi vi Vi “But you guaranteed that this watch would last me a life time.” “I know—but you didn’t look very healthy the day you bought it.” —Texas Ranger. vi vi vi He: “You know I am going to be married tonight?” She: “Well, what of it?” He: “Woman, don’t take it so non¬ chalantly. Don’t you realize that if I get married tonight, thirty girls go back into circulation in the morning!” — V. M. I. Sniper. U T he cover for this annual was created by The DAVID J. MOLLOY CO. 2857 N. 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I’ll write for you. Well, why don’t you stop crying? I said I’d write for you, didn’t I?” “I know dat.” “Well, tell me what to say.” “It ain’t dat. Me mudder can’t read.” —Wisconsin Octopus. UZ VZ VZ Blonde (to local drygoods counter sheik): “I’d like a pair of garters, please.” Clerk: “Yes, miss. Something like those you have on?” —The Claw. Street Car Conductor: “Madam, this transfer has expired.” Irate Lady: “Well, you can’t expect much with the cars so poorly ventil¬ ated.” —Columbia Jester. VZ 1Z “Angus, you have put a bad quar¬ ter into the collection plate.” “The heathen’ll na ken the differ¬ ence.” -—Yale Record. itz )Z uz The main reason why I came to col¬ lege is that I get so much pleasure go¬ ing home week-ends. —Lehigh Burr. vz vz vz “Did Bill drink himself to death?” “No. He died of an athletic heart caused by shaking cocktails.” — Ghost. VZ VZ VZ “I hate dumb women.” “Aha, a woman hater!” —Boston Beanpot. Telephone Main 3508 NEWMAN-JOHNSON PLUMBING CO. 217-219-221 Locust Street, Evansville, Ind. Distributors of Brunswick Commercial Automatic Refrigeration Bryan Generator for Oil or Gas Everhot Water Heaters Hart Oil Burners One Mine Electric Washing Machines [9] Live at Home and Ride the Bus or Traction TO_ Evansville College on Student’s Rates E. O. V. RY. CO. The medic students of a certain Midwestern university held a banquet in honor of the dean of medicine, and it so happened that the dean was not only a good dean, but also a dandy good fellow. He had one weakness—picking an innocent freshman as the victim of a prearranged joke. When the dean arose to make the “headliner” speech on the pro¬ gram a phone jingled. Nobody knew anything about the phone—how long it had been there, and for what reason—but it was there, and it was ringing. He walked over and picked up the receiver. “Hello,” he said. “May I speak to Ambrose de Weis?” asked the voice at the other end of the wire. “Certainly—Mr. de Weis.” But Mr. de Weis did not answer. He, an unpretentious and un- g ' roomed freshman, sat at the far end of the speakers’ table, trem¬ bling with fear. “Mr. de Weis, you are wanted on the phone,” the dean repeated. Ambrose didn’t want to talk over the phone, but of course it was up to him to say something. The eyes of two hundred medics were becoming oppressive. And then—it might be his girl. “I—I—Is it a b-b-boy or a g-g.-girl ?” he stammered. The dean, either through force of habit or otherwise, walked over to the trembling Ambrose, looked him square in the eyes, offered his hand, and said, “Congratulations, old man—it’s a boy.” —College Humor. [ 10 ] K E Stahl Packing Co. TENTH AND DIVISION STREETS “QUALITY and SERVICE” Order Dept.—Phone MainT333T334 Office—Phone Lincoln ' 3 3 A pessimist is one who takes out fire insurance instead of life insur¬ ance. —Green Griffin. 96 96 96 “Doctor, I’m continually thinking of my girl. Can’t you advise me how to get her off my mind?” “Marry her, my boy, marry her.” “What good will that do?” Then you’ll have her on your hands.” —Nebraska Awgwan. 96 96 96 A girl may wear a golf outfit when she can’t play golf, and a bathing suit when she can’t swim, but when she puts on a wedding gown she means business. —Bison. Teacher: “ ‘Early to bed and early to rise,’ who said that?” Johnny: “It musta been Will ie. I saw him talkin’.” — V. M. I. Sniper. 96 96 96 Writer: “Here’s the manuscript I offered you last year.” Editor: “Say, what’s the idea of bringing that thing back here when I rejected it once ?” Writer: “You’ve had a year’s expe¬ rience since then.” —Lafayette Lyre. 96 96 96 A woman’s mouth is generally com¬ pared to a rosebud, but a rosebud is usually closed. — Penn. State Froth. [ 11 ] Jones: “Whatever happened to Ringear College’s star fullback?” Johnson: “He left college. The alumni failed to pay the last instal¬ ment on him, and his family took him away.” —College Humor. Vi Vi Vi “I am very hoarse as a result of the Dramat show last night.” “Did you have a leading part?” “No, I was the prompter.” —Yale Record. hr ' «r ' h? Tourist: “Can you get me a third class passage on the Leviathan?” Agent: “Sure. I can let you in at the bottom.” —College Humor. h? hr ' vi “He sure wears snappy clothes.” “They should be. He buys ’em with rubber checks.” —California Pelican. Vi Vi Vi THE LATEST EXCUSE “You can’t flunk me, professor, I’m insane.” —Columbia Jester. vi vi Vi “What were you doing outside of the Waldorf Astoria yesterday?” “I live there.” “Where?” “Outside the Waldorf Astoria.” — Ala. Rammer-Jammer. vi vi vi “Where did I come from?” asked the rose bud. “The stalk brought you,” answered the rose. —Rice Owl. vi vi vi FAMOUS BUSINESS WOMEN OF HISTORY Mademoiselle Cleopatra, pressing- done while you wait. — V. M. I. Sniper. I H H EVANSVILLE RESCUE MISSION, Inc. 321 Upper Second Street Evansville, Indiana Never Closes Meetings Every Night 7:30 365 days in the year, Christ Jesus at work in the Heart of the Business District. We cover all grounds of need. WHEN MAKING YOUR WILL WHY NOT REMEMBER THE EVANSVILLE RESCUE MIS ' SION? For we brought nothing into this world and it is certain we can carry nothing out.— 1 Timothy 6:7. 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Vi Vi Vi “Under what style of architecture would you classify the entrances to the building?” droned the professor. Only one student happened to be awake. “Doric, I suppose,” he yawned. — M. I. T. Voo Doo. Vi Vi Vi Son: “Father, tell me a fairy story.” Father: “Well, once there was a good looking co-ed—” Son: “Gee, Dad, that was a good one!” —Vanderbilt Masquerader. vi vi Vi Overlooked Advertising Medium: A debutante’s back. —College Humor, vi vi Vi B “I hear that Bill won an endurance ■ driving contest last week. How did it ■ happen?” ■ “Oh, he was looking for a place to ■ park near the campus.” ■ -—Wisconsin Octopus. vi vi vi ■ Height of concentration — keeping ■ your eye on the cards while playing ■ strip poker! ■ —Wabash Caveman. HOTEL SONNTAG u FIRE PROOF” The Hotel with SERVICE, COURTESY and HOSPITALITY in Evansville CLEM STAIR, Mgr. B a a —Drink— ORANGE CRUSH Bottled in Krinkley Bottles only Every Bottle Sterilised J. VOGEL SONS Bottlers ■ 300-6 2nd Ave. Phone Main 338 ■ [ 14 ] IBS 3S LITTLE ORCHID ANNIE ■ Little Orchid Annie’s come to our ■ house to stay An’ drink all papa’s gin right up and jazz the nights away, An’ shoo the lights off on the porch, and pet while others sleep, I An’ shake the bones an’ spin the top— D just read ’em boys, and weep. iS An’ all the other flappers when the up- H stairs hooch is bum, Will sit around the furnace fire an’ lap up quarts of rum, While listenin’ to the risque tales that Annie tells about— But the Gordon gin ’ll get her Ef she Don’t Watch Out. An’ Little Orchid Annie says ’t when the band goes “Whoo!” An’ the lights all flutter and the saxo¬ phones play blue, An’ you hear the matrons quit, and the pinks look gray, An’ the world is all so rosy, an’ your troubles fled away, You’d better watch your step, Sis, and stick to water clear, An’ stay near them as loves you (don’t let the dead ones near) An’ duck the poor an’ needy ones whose hooch has all run out, Or the goblets ’ll get you, Ef you Don’t Watch Out. —Columbia Jester. PARAMOUNT CLEANERS 8C DYERS Phone Main 405 9 N. Second “Peak of Perfection” H First Sailor: “I’m in favor of big¬ ger navies.” Second Sailor: “Yeh, and more ports!” —College Humor. UZ % its “The man who gives in when he is H wrong,” said the orator, “is a wise 88 man, but the man who gives in when 3 he is rig’ht is—” H “Married,” said a weak voice in the ®8 audience. B —Texas Ranger. A Reliable House Back of a Dependable Product La Fendrich ■ LEADING BRANDS : Charles Derby Little Fendrich iaiRIHiailHiR! H. Fendrich CIGAR MANUFACTURERS EVANSVILLE, IND. EVANSVILLE DRAPERY CO. EXCLUSIVE HOME FURNISHINGS 313-315 S. Third St. ROYAL AMBITIONS Press Agent: “The nerve of that fellow! I wanted his endorse¬ ment of our cruise to the Caribbean Islands, and guess what he wanted for it.” Manager: “A free first class ticket?” Press Agent: “No, one of the islands!” —College Humor. Vi Vi Vi A Maid: “Oooo! How nice to be an aviator.” A Man: “Yeah. Wanta fly?” A Maid: “Oh, you bet I do.” A Man: “All right, just a minute, I’ll catch you one.” —Nebraska Aw gw an. Vi Vi % Couple: “Five dollars for a marriage? We haven’t that much, Judge.” Justice: “Well, I can give you a trial marriage for two dollars.” — Bison. Vi Vi vi Desperado: “Halt! If you move, you’re dead.” Student: “My man, you should be more careful of your English. If I should move, it would be a positive sign that I was alive.” — Drexerd. vi vi vi As for gang warfare, what about fraternities ? —Middlebury Blue Ribbon. Vi vi vi First Lady: “You rotund, decangular, eolith 1 ' c, ferriginous, neu¬ ropathic, cassowary, you—!” Second Lady: “Would you listen to the language of ’er since she’s been doin’ crossword puzzles?” — Benn. State Froth. m m IDEAL DAIRY CO. B PASTEURIZED ICE CREAM BUTTER B MILK 7th and Penn. Sts. Phone L-100 HYMN OF HATE B I hate B These articles of prose That lead you on and v hen you are H excited, K they fool you. All about the ■ lovely night darkened light, you know the stuff I mean, little petting lovely necking Just an ideal scene, no commotion pure devotion Real hot stuff, old bean just some sighing and some crying And then it turns out to be some damn fool and his dog. —Purple Cow. Mg Mg Mg Hi Solomon had to be a wise guy to make up a different story for ■ each of his wives on the morning after. Mg Mg Mg Peanut brittle isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. H r 171 ■ ■ C. R. BOEMLE JEWELER ■ ■ Watch and Jewelry Work a Specialty Official Railroad Watch Inspector 311 S. 8th St. Opp. C. 6? E. I. Sta. ■ Agents for Steinite and Fada All ■ Electric Radio ■ ■ Cleaning Pressing ® E. E. HAERING THE TAILOR 215 S. 5th St. Bl Men’s Suits Cleaned and Pressed 1-25 H Phones Main 1792; 5391-W MADE TO MEASURE SUITS Also Clean and Alter Ladies’ Coats Will Call For and Deliver Repairing — Alterations a Specialty ■ ■ Guest: “Who is that awful looking ■ frump over there?” Host: “Why, that’s my wife.” Guest: “Oh, er—I beg- your pardon —that’s my mistake.” Host (sadly): “No, no—mine.” — Penn. State Froth. ■ h? vi x ■ ■ Ever hear the one about the man ■ who married a Scotch wife because he ■ knew she’d never give him a piece of ■ her mind? ■ —Wisconsin Octopus. as % as She: “Why are fraternity pins worn so much by students here?” He: “Well, you see, it’s the only way that we can know where to take them when they’ve passed out.” —Virginia Reel. EH ■ as as as m B Marmalade — that yellow, sweetish ■1 substance found on toast, neckties and ■ piano keys. ■ ' —Witt. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ EDUCATION H I think that co-eds are surprisingly original. I know one who is exception¬ ally so; in fact, I can hardly imagine a more clever girl. She can think of so many novel ways of declaring her regret in not being able to date on ® the particular evening I have sug¬ gested. Following are striking exam¬ ples of the versatile phrasing she has used on nine different occasions when expressing such regret: H “I’m so sorry.” “I’m terribly sorry.” “I’m very sorry.” “I’m dreadfully sorry.” “I’m awfully sorry.” “I’m darn sorry.” “I’m more than sorry.” “I’m sorry.” — California Pelican. OS OS OS ■ ■ The dean of women says that peo- ■ pie with will power are those who g’et ■ along in the world. But lots of co-eds ■ disagree. ■ — Wisconsin Octopus. ■ ■ ■ S DR. DAVID F. FREUND DENTIST H 211 Boehne Building Evansville, Indiana m ■ DR. VICTOR JORDAN J DENTIST 503 Old State National Bank Bldg. J Evansville, Indiana m SAN-TOY HOSIERY ■ 306 S. 5th Street m ■ Ruth Katherine Peters ■ ■ Jessie Payne Levengood ■ SUGAR CREEK BUTTER 5 ■ Real Cream Butter ■ ■ AT YOUR GROCER ■ ■ ■ [ 18 ] HIE ■ KODAKS WALK-OVER SHOES 3 DEVELOPING AND PRINTING For STUDENTS’ SUPPLIES Young Men and Women ! SMITH BUTTERFIELD p, $ 8.50 and $10 ■ Booksellers and Stationers Dawson’s Walk-Over Boot 310 Main St. m ■ Phones: Maiiv460 and 6460 Shop 411 MAIN S T. Siki: “I have no more faith in wo- ® men.” Soko: “Why not?” ■ Siki: “I put a matrimonial adver- ■ tisement in the paper and one of the ■ replies was from my fiancee.” —Columbia Jester. “I thought she was to inherit a for¬ tune.” “She would have, but she would never admit that she was the oldest.” — Carolina Buccaneer. VZ UZ i-Z ■ 1 “Did you ever hear of the Collegiate Flower ?” ■ M? M? VZ “No, what is its name?” ■ “Jeanne just can’t resist a man in ■ uniform.” “How’s that?” “She got arrested again yesterday.” m —Annapolis Log. “The Blooming Idiot.” — U. of S. Calif. Wampus. uz vz uz Diner: “I can’t eat this stuff. Call the manager.” vz vz vz Waiter: “It’s no use. He won’t eat “Gosh, roomie, my girl’s getting temperamental. We had a tiff for an hour last night.” “I guess the trouble is more temper gj than mental.” H ■—Middlebury Blue Baboon. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ it either.” —Texas Ranger. UZ H? Mr. Smyth (to garage mechanic): “I want my brakes loosened. Too many pedestrians are getting away.” — College Humor. ■ ■ ■ ■ MEREDITH 8C KRATZ TORIAN’S ■ For EXCLUSIVE HATS ■ H ■ All Kinds of Building Materials ■ and FURNISHINGS 430 Fares Ave. Phone Lin.T154 ■ ■ 319 MAIN ■ I [ 19 ] First Sculptor: “How’s the new statue coming?” Second Same: “Oh, it’s a perfect bust.” —California Pelican. VS VS VS Maid: “Where is Dr. Jekyll ? The collector is here for another payment on the radio.” Mrs. Jekyll: “He’s down in the cel¬ lar Hydeing.” —Arizona Kitty-Kat. vs vs vs The caller was young and quite charming. “If you like,” said the young man at the desk, “I’ll have your poem sub¬ mitted to the editor.” “No,” she answered positively, “I’ll read it aloud to him, I prefer to have the editor submitted to the poem.” —Boston Beanpot. VS VS VS ORIGINALITY Blanche Bromide is a charming girl, Her talk with wit is filled. When she enjoys a thing, she says, “More fun, more people killed!” —Texas Ranger. VS VS VS “Yes, Marie, come over some after¬ noon and stay all day!” —Notre Dame Juggler. VS VS VS She: “Who’s that on the stretcher?” He: “Oh, just another broken field runner!” —Virginia Reel. VS VS vs First Truck Driver: “Look at the softy, Alf! Unloadin’ that coal with gloves on!” —College Humor. VS VS VS “Mary has finally consented to mar¬ ry me.” “That’s what you get for being so damned persistent.” —Lehigh Burr. 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B ■ ■ I 21 I EEEBB18I COMPLIMENTS OF THE PETOT SHOE CO. 215 MAIN STREET “GOOD SHOES BUT NOT EXPENSIVE” ALL ONE PRICE $ 6.00 Well, she was a rather nice girl, but ■ dumb, so dumb that she was fired from a five and ten cent store because she couldn’t remember the prices. —Columbia Jester. £ K ■ Would a stale pretzel be an old ■ twist? ■ —Wisconsin Octopus. 8 SH % Patient: “I am suffering dreadfully from insomnia.” ■ New Physician: “Oh, just go to ■ sleep and you’ll be all right.” —Lafayette Lyre. ■ as ■ “My client has killed his father and ■ mother. How shall we conduct the ■ case?” ■ “Make him plead for mercy on the ■ grounds that he’s an orphan.” —Virginia Reel. GOLD BRICK METHODS “Here, I’ll let you have the Union Depot for ten,” said the smooth city slicker to the hick from Podunk Cen¬ ter. “Say, mister, I’m not as simple as I look, but I’ll take that there Public Square for five.” “Sorry, but that costs ten also. But, by the way, seeing as it’s you, I’ll let you in on something good. Here’s the zoo, and you can have it cheap.” “Sold, stranger.” And the hick from Podunk Center took the postal card from the rack and handed the clerk a penny. —Reserve Red Cat. % ftg Piano Mover: “Think we can get it through this door?” Mrs. Groucher: “Certainly. Don’t we take in three Sunday papers through it every Sunday morning!” —College Humor. % £ “Why is a woman like a player piano ?” “You can’t play them without a roll.” — Northwestern Purple Parrot. [ 22 ] m DON’T FAIL TO VISIT WALDEN’S NEW STUDIO 319 THIRD STREET M m m m M m m u E ■ E ■ Ground Floor Sunday School Teacher: “Sue, why must we be kind to the poor?” Little Sue: “Please, teacher, because in these days any of them might be¬ come rich.” —Arizona Kitty-Kat. % 9£ “Don’t you think the water is aw¬ fully hard here?” “Yes, but it rains harder here.” —Wisconsin Octopus. 96 id Girl (at soda counter): “Give me a glass of water, please, vanilla flavor.” —College Humor. % % % Fond Parent (finishing story): “And so they lived happily ever after.” Angel Child: “Gee, Pop, lucky they didn’t get married.” —Yale Record. “Hear you were married one day last week?” “It was four days, to be exact.” —Notre Dame Juggler. as Two druggists were talking about one of their confreres who had just died. “He was a great druggist,” said one. “He was,” admitted the other. “But don’t you think he made his chicken salad sandwiches a little too salty?” —College Humor. % % Most Girls With Figures Like This Have minds rather like this. —Wisconsin Octopus. 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Mr Mr Mr City Visitor (noticing how indus¬ trious the farmer’s wife is): “Mr. Per¬ kins, you have a very hard working wife.” Mr. Perkins: “You’re right, I wish I had a couple more like her.” —Lafayette Lyre. CLEANING, PRESSING REPAIRING WET WASH LAUNDRY “ALL THE NAME IMPLIES” Phone M. 205 310-312 5th Ave. 411 Upper 8th Phone M.-1670 c cr—f 1 c7ketj( M4JW MERCHANT TAILOR [ 28 ] HBBHllia For Better Battery Service SEE B erger the attery man VENDOME HOTEL Evansville’s Most Popular Hotel ■ Rates $1.50 to $3.50 Cafe and Coffee Shop Serving Best jj Meals H At Popular Prices ■ CHAS. J. SCHOLZ, Pres. E. A. BOSSE, Mgr. “Am I the first girl you ever B kissed?” B “No, but I am more particular now ■ than I used to be.” ■ —Sour Owl. ■ “Bring me another boiled egg, please.” “Anything else?” “Yes, you might bring me a coop. The last one flew away.” —Chicago Phoenix. Vt V THAT SURE INSTINCT g “Jump! You big stiff!” cried the B taxi driver as his cab hurtled toward ■ the startled pedestrian. He shoved B down the gas, there was an awful ■ crash, and the cab tore away while ■ behind lay a body in the street. ■ “Well,” the driver remarked, as he ■ sped safely up a side street, “I’m get- ■ ting to be something of a prophet!” ■ —Virginia Reel. STANLEY CLOTHING COMPANY Headquarters for Young Men’s Suits and Overcoats 111 Main Street FORMERLY BUCKSKIN “Have you a pet name?” “No, have you?” “No, but I have a neck name!” —Louisville Satyr. U2 «£ H Modern Flapper’s Admonishment: ■ “I’ve got to toddle on now. Don’t do ■ anything I would.” B —Nebraska Awgwan. H M? 9£ % Prof (to young man calling on his daughter): “What shall we have—a concerto or a sonata?” Her Weakness: “No thanks, I’ll take mine straight, please.” —Wisconsin Octopus. % % Nut: “What has become of the auto¬ graph album?” Mut: “It is now worn as a slicker.” — U. of S. Calif. Wampus. VICKERY-ODELL CO. INSURANCE and REAL ESTATE Opp. Post Office Evansville, Ind. 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We only found one leg so far.” —Broivn Jua. % 5 « Exasperated One (after clerk has repeatedly refused his proffered identifications): “Whaddya want me to do—have me mither tattoo me name on me arm?” —Northwestern Purple Parrot. % V6 Two little boys came into the dentist’s office. One said to the den¬ tist, “I want a tooth took out and I don’t want no gas because I’m in a hurry.” Dentist: “That’s a brave little boy. Which tooth is it?” Little Boy: “Show him your tooth, Albert.” —Texas Ranger. m [30 1 International Steel Iron Co. EVANSVILLE, INDIANA AND THEY’RE CALLED HOLIDAYS Class out, big shout, grab a car, awful jar, catch the train, safe and sane, flip quarter, tip porter, play euchre, lose lucre, home station, no relation, dead broke, sad joke, long hike, up pike, lug grip, “Nice trip.” —Notre Dame Juggler. Vi Vi Vi One of our teachers was bawling out a student for not answering him. Student: “But I shook my head.” Teacher: “Well, you don’t expect me to hear the rattle way up here, do you?” — Drexerd. Vi Vi Vi Little Cannibal at Banquet of Stewed Missionary: “Mom, can’t I have something beside the parson’s nose?” —Ohio Slate Sun Dial. vi Vi vi Every time I hit a guy, it means six weeks in the hospital. Not that I can hit that hard, but the other guy can. — Mugwump. vi vi vi “You say you always carry two flasks?” “Yeh, one full one and one for my friends.” —Dartmouth Jack o’Lantern. ll3IHBIIIIIBII91IIIIIIIIIIIIHllllBIHIIIIIIIli33iIIBIIllBIIHIIK EESH ■ ■ COMPLIMEN TS OF ■ Hide Leather and Belting Co. SILENCE BUT NOT SECRET “Um?” “Um-um.” “0-o-o-o-o-o-oh!” (Thirty seconds silence). “Um? Um?” “Oohyoo.” “Um! Um! Um!” “Um? Oh! Uh huh.” “Aaaah!” “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” (Editorial Note—How could you think such a thing, gentle reader! They were merely three months old.) — Tiger. Vi Vi Vi WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY— If Dr. Bassett would bring up a large family ? Vi Vi Vi He: “What kind of a dress is that?” She: “A dotted swiss.” He: “How dumb of me. Cheesecloth of course.” — Mink. vz Vi Vi Some girls are so dumb they think the Mayflower Compact is a new kind of rouge. — Wasp. IBM! [ 32 ] Charter House CLOTHES Ready made and cut to order THE ONLY RECOGNIZED COL¬ LEGE STANDARD OF CORRECT DRESS. By Special Appointment to HAMMER-DRUCKER CO. Suits and Topcoats 317 MAIN STREET HIT AN’ RUN “It’s all right, boys,” murmured the badly battered lineman as his team mates lifted him gently, “I didn’t get a good look at the guy that did it, but I took his number.” —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Mg % ’Spose you’ve heard about the girl whose doc told her to get more exercise—so she started sitting out all the dances! —Wabash Caveman. Mg Mg % Hungry Individual: “What kind of pie have you?” Waiter: “We have pineapplepienapplepie.” —Green Goat. Mg Mg A careless writer’s Sue, Who’ll never cross her T’s; And then she’s careless too, When she does cross her knees. —College Humor. M£ Mg Teacher: “Johnny, do you know who built the Ark?” John: “Naw.” Teacher: “Correct for once in your life.” —Dartmouth Jack o’Lantern. Mg Mg Mg First Old Maid: “Mary, there’s someone in this room.” Second O. M.: “Only a mouse, Marge, only a mouse.” First 0. M.: “Well, tell him to get out from under your bed. His snoring bothers me.” —Wisconsin Octopus. I ■ ■ Bi m ■ 93 i t 33] WATCH REPAIRING Have your watch repaired by competent watchmakers, guaranteed. Repair shop within our premises. All repair work BITTERMAN BROS. Since 1867 Leading Jewelers 202 ' 204 Main St. Motorist (to companion as huge truck takes up all the road ahead of them): “Well, I’ve tried everything but I can’t seem to attract that driv¬ er’s attention.” His Companion: “Just leave it to me, Jim. Maybe you didn’t know that I’m the champion hog caller of the world.” —College Humor. ve vi vs “I maintain that love making is just the same as it always was.” “How do you know?” “I just read about a Greek maid who sat and listened to a lyre all night.” —Annapolis Log. Vi Vi Vi “Move over closer to me, sweetie.” “Didn’t I tell you I was a lady?” “I don’t care what you were.” —Columbia Jester. Vi Vi Vi Collegiate says necking is by far the most popular davensport. — Allapod. Photographer (to lady about to be photographed): “Please look pleasant, lady, and in a few moments you may resume your natural expression.” —Lafayette Lyre. Vi Vi Vi Co-eds—expurgated debutantes. —Vanderbilt Masquerader. Vi Vi Vi Saloons can never come back to their place on every corner until they dislodge the gas stations therefrom. — Ala. Rammer-J ammer. Vi Vi it£ “Did you have an exciting time at the prom ?” “Yes, I was on my toes every min¬ ute.” — Pup. vi vi vi ADD DEFINITIONS New York: Just a big “hie” town. —Notre Dame Juggler. MACHINISTS andBLACKSMITHS [ 34 ] EVANSVILLE COLLEGE STUDENTS! I can help you earn money during your spare time attending college also give you valuable training in salesmanship. Apply for special proposb tion. THE PENN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. C. A. BORNHAUSER, General Agent 910 ' 13 Citizens Bank Building Telephone Lin. ' 840 Evansville, Ind. SMILING, THE BOYS FELL DEAD The freshman class was in a glorious turmoil. It seemed impos¬ sible and yet as they happily realized, it was a fact. One of their num¬ ber had been declared perfect by the sophomores. This unique fresh¬ man had poise, polish, breeding, manners, tact and all the other vir¬ tues the second year men declared they lacked. But this one man compensated for the entire class. They resolved to bestow upon him the office of president. A committee was duly ap¬ pointed, and called on the great one. Joe Glooby courteously invited them to sit down. He nonchalantly passed around a humidor of ex¬ pensive cigars. His manners were perfect; his voice perfectly modu¬ lated. Good breeding literally exuded from him. Even the way in which he scratched his nose was admirable. “Er, would you like to be frosh president?” the committee nerv¬ ously demanded. The freshman gently cleared his throat: “The honor you gentlemen offer me is indeed gratifying, but un¬ fortunately I cannot accept it.” The committee groaned. The perfect one would not be their leader. “Why not?” they demanded glumly. “Well, you see,” the perfect frosh said modestly, “I’ve accepted a position with Barnum and Bailey’s Circus.” —Lafayette Lyre. WE REPLACE AUTO GLASS FRED S. STOCKER 111 First Avenue 1713 First Avenue Telephone Lincoln ' 2911 24-Hour Wrecker Service Sunbeam Electric Mfg. Co. EVANSVILLE, - INDIANA Then there is the lamentable case of the one armed man eating- in a one arm beanery. The arms didn’t match. —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. Old Woman: “The goblins will get you!” Little Boy: “No, they won’t. I’ve already signed with the Third Ward Alley Rats to play fullback for ’em.” —Wisconsin Octopus. Kr ' K We have found out when worms turn. They turn whenever they feel that way. —Green Goat. H6 VZ % Drunk (lying on the sidewalk): “I’ll climb this wall if it takes me all night.” — Bison. K Then there was the modest old maid who wouldn’t undress with the Christian Observer in the room. —Orange Peel. 6! ■■■■ S H ■■ 9 ■■Rail a B 99999999999 K ■■■■■■■■■■■ 9 The school that never lets out- We who supply you with gas, electricity and transportation are still going to school in many ways—and school never lets out. Constant study, continued research, goes on in order that the work of betterment and improvement may be unceasing. The rapid develop¬ ment in the electric and gas science makes old methods and old equip¬ ment obsolete. In maintaining our high standards of service, hundreds of thousands of dollars are being expended from year to year to make available to you the most modern equipment and resources, to assure you, your home, industry and community, the advantages, the help and convenience of economical, reliable service. Southern Indiana Gas CBb Electric Co. CAMPUS TALK, IN THE DREAM OF AN ADVERTISING MAN “Hello, Joe, I’ve been dying to tell you about my new garters— Hold ’em Yales—and, boy, they deserve the name. You’d better order yours before the rush starts. Everyone who amounts to anything’ will be after them. Just let me tell you what they’ve done for me in a week. They’ve improved my poise and self-confidence, stimulated the muscles of my legs, and strengthened my faith in human nature, to say noth¬ ing of holding my socks up with the utmost fidelity.” “Thanks for the tip, Bill. Say, did you hear about Phil Phlump ? You know he always wore those old fashioned heels. Well, the other day he fell downstairs and fractured his skull—ha, ha! Boy, won’t I kid him about that! Pussyfoot Geared to the Floor Heels for me. You won’t catch me breaking my neck with any of these old hard heels. No, sir!” “That’s the way to talk. Say, you know the Winsome Wenches, the biggest burlesque show of the season, is at the Delerium. Hot dog! What fun! Whoopee! Hurrah for Yale!!—Say, you know it looks like rain, but what do we care? With our Slushproof Slickers we’ll be warm and snug. Well, I’ll be seein’ ya, kid.” —Yale Record. PAINT AND VARNISH TO PRESERVE—AND BEAUTIFY PAINT AND VARNISH TO BEAUTIFY—AND PRESERVE Tux: “Why do they call that road ‘Petticoat Lane’?” Edo: “Near the outskirts, I suppose.” -—Bucknell Belle Hop. UZ VS Yeh, and everybody knows where Neccor Walk is. VS VS VS The store was deserted except for the bookkeeper. A handsome young salesman strode in. “Do they keep automobile accessories here?” he asked. The little bookkeeper smiled sweetly. “Only me,” she replied. — Chanticleer. vs vs vs And she found out where Neccor Walk is. VS VS VS He (having kissed her): “Ah! That was indeed a triumph of mind over matter!” She: “Yes, I didn’t mind, because you didn’t matter.” —Yale Record. VS VS VS “You are concealing something from me,” said the hero. “Certainly I am,” replied the girl, “I’m no Salome.” ■— N. Y. Medley. vs vs vs Soph: “I’ve been trying all day to get something for my girl.” Fresh: “Had any offers?” —College Humor. 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[ 39 ] BEARD’S THE SPORTING GOODS STORE 214 MAIN STREET A great violin virtuoso was giving a concert, when this was overheard: “Gee, doesn’t he seem nervous?” “Don’t be silly, he’s been on the con¬ cert stage for years.” “Yeh? Then what’s his hand shak¬ ing for?” — Penn. State Froth. MS MS MS Irritable Customer: “I say! I want¬ ed a strong cheese!” Waiter (bawling toward kitchen): “Lock the doors and unchain that Gru- yere!” —Virginia Reel. MS MS MS “Is she a sorority girl?” “Gamma Phi know.” —Northwestern Purple Parrot. MS MS ms “Pass the lump sugar, please.” “Lady, we ain’t got no lump sugar. Here’s the granulated, an’ if you don’t like it you can lump it.” —College Humor. Two can live as cheaply as one, but it takes more money to do it. —Notre Dame Juggler. MS MS MS Smith: “Pm certainly surprised to find you in this night club.” Jones: “I’ve been here all evening. How is it you didn’t notice me be¬ fore?” Smith: “This is the first time I’ve looked under the table.” —College Humor. MS MS MS “Congratulate me, honey, I am now on the stage.” “Yeh, what part do you take?” “Well, you see, it’s an Alaskan play. I take the part of the heavy under¬ wear.” —Colgate Banter. MS MS MS Ethel: “Don’t be ridic; you’re the last man in the world I’d marry.” Edgar: “Pm glad to hear that. If we’re going to get married, I want it to be permanent.” —Minn. Ski-U-Mah. EDW. G. SEIFFER JOHN F. EGGERT metropolitan (Elotltps 3nc. CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS, HATS 627 Main Street [ 40 ] � ' 11 1 ' ' HENRY LEVY PRO? Main and Fifth. Exclusive Hats, Furnishings, Society Brand Clothes 427-29 Main St. PRICES REASONABLE “I’d like two good seats in the coolest part of the theater.” “Sure thing, I can give you two seats in Z row.” — Drexerd. % % VS Fiery Political Speaker: “The time will come when the Bolshevik ticket will sweep the country.” Frat Man (out of place): “Yeah, right down the middle of the street, wearing cute little white suits.” — Minn. Ski-U-Mah. ae “No, George, I don’t want to get married for a long time.” “Who said anything about getting married for a long time?” —Bucknell Belle Hop. ve Publisher of College Magazine: “Our literary review is losing money. What shall we do with it?” Business Manager: “Let’s turn it into a western story magazine.” —College Humor. M V H? We hear rumors of a new razor to be put on the market shortly. Our old razor is all right—what we need is a new chin. — Goblin. COMPLIMENTS OF THE ORR IRON CO. [ 41 ] You may now ENJOY FRESH Fruits and Vege¬ tables EVERY day in the year. OSWALD-SPARRENBERGER CO. LOGIC Frosh: “You know more than I do.” Soph: “Of course.” Frosh: “You know me, and I know you.” MS MS MS —Sun Dodger. She: “We’re going to live in a better neighborhood after this.” Her (next door): “So are we.” She: “Why, are you moving too?” Her: “No, we’re staying here.” —Boll Weevil. MS MS MS A lot of these hard working girls are. MS MS MS Ben (helping his date into the back seat, where there is one cou¬ ple already): “Can we squeeze in here?” The Girl: “No!” MS MS MS He (after kissing her suddenly; this has no connection with the joke above): “Er—I—er, I’m sorry I did that but my nerve made me do it.” She: “I like your nerve.” MS MS MS “I heard something nice about you today.” “Yes?” “Yes, a friend of ours said you resembled me.” — Pelican. [ 42 ] H. HERMANN Delicious Candies and Ice Cream Our Own Make and Quality the Best 123 MAIN ST. “Boy, you’d better watch out or you’ll lose control of this bus!” “You said it. I’m four payments behind right now.” —Nebraska Awgwan. vz ae Stern Father: “Is that your cigarette stub?” Small Son: “Go ahead, Dad, you saw it first.” —Lehigh Burr. £ It certainly would be a pity if women colleges had football teams and the girls would have to give up smoking. —Pennsylvania Punch Baud. VZ % £ Revue Producer (hiring new shimmy dancer): “So you’re an in¬ tellectual, eh? What is your name?” Applicant: “Miss Speare.” Revue Producer: “All right then, Shakspeare!” -—College Humor. VZ ae VZ We’ve heard tales of London fog, but we’ve never heard a better one than that told by a carpenter who used to work there. He says: “We went to work early one mornin’ shingling a roof, and the fog was mighty heavy. We’d been nailing away for p’raps an hour when the fog began to lift. Suddenly there was a trembling and we were all hurled to the ground, ’mid a shower of shingles. We’d been shing¬ ling out onto the fog and when it lifted the shingles gave way.” nz as ta — Pup. Everyone is entitled, of course, to his or her views on the subject, but the fact remains that the twelve wise virgins of Biblical times went around well oiled. — Penn. State Froth. [ 43 ] iBBEKEEEliiBSlEglHflHBEliilSEBIgEEilNBflHEBHflEflEHflflBEiHH INTERSTATE, Incorporated INDUSTRIAL AND AUTOMOBILE BANKING Main Floor Furniture Building 6% ON SAVINGS LOANS OUR PSYCHOLOGY TEST (Page Professor Cope) Underline the word or phrase in the following asser¬ tions that will make each assertion end to your greatest satisfaction. The “Moonlight Sonata” is played with rackets, pins, cards, dice. Mary Pickford is a famous racehorse, vampire, breakfast food, steamboat. The number of feet on a twelve-inch rule is three, five, seven. Asbestos is the capital of Greece, Armenia, Caucasia, Korea. In his own country a prophet is without whiskers, alcohol, press agents, temptation. The supporters of Senator Borah are called nincompoops, mor¬ ons, misguided fanatics, E-Z grip. Hannibal crossing the Delaware on elephant back remarked, “Lafayette, we are here.” “Don’t shoot until pou see the ivhites of their eyes”. —The Mirage. Mg suit? WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY— If Prexy would lead Tuesday morning chapels wearing a bathing Mg Mg “What are you doing?” “Reading the want ads.” “But you are looking in the female columns.” “Well, ain’t my wife a female?” — Cracker. E H Kfi { 44 ] BBflBfiBBfiBflBBflBBBBBflHBBSBBBBHKKBHRBHBBBHBKgBEiBH fef H ■ ■TT %ssmm . ■ ; - smuet-r, . ., ?■■■: • ■ - . . :■ . . ’ ' . . EVANSVILLE COLLEGE Its curriculum unites the practical and cultural values. With excellent equipment, strong faculty, high religious and intellectual ideals, this college is training young men and women to become leaders of a better tomorrow. EARL ENYEART HARPER, President EVANSVILLE, INDIANA Liberal Arts Engineering Education Business Administration Religious Education Pre-Medical and Pre-Law ■ I IBIBSBI [ 45 ] B n m m VULCAN PLOW COMPANY vulcan Manufacturers of FARM EQUIPMENT Plows, Harrows, Cultivators, Soil Pulverizers, Sprayers and Pumps EVANSVILLE, INDIANA “Joe got pinched in a speakeasy last night.” “You mean he really got pinched?” “Yeah, a cop come in an’ caught him spittm’ on the floor.” K M£ Hog calling contests are only a lot of Hoo-e-e! —Orange Peel. V6 M? “Have you ever fallen on your head?” “Yes, there’s the mark on the pavement.” M£ Mr ' $ —Green Goat. EXTRA! Pool Room Burns; Students Left Homeless! —Wabash Cavemen. Mr ' M? M? One Armed Driver: “What’s the charge, your Honor?” Judge: “Driving while infatuated.” — Bison. M? Mr Mr ' Scientist: “Do these fine trees belong to the ulmus family?” Student: “Gosh, no! They belong to the university!” Mr Mr ' Mi —Yale Record. Frosh (at Sunday dinner): “Gee, this is an old chicken.” Commissary: “How can you tell?” Frosh: “By the teeth.” Commissary: “But chickens don’t have teeth.” Frosh: “No, but I have.” —Illinois Siren. Mi Mr ' M i “My girl’s got a fine mind.” “Too bad. Mine ain’t built either.” —Dartmouth Jack o’Lantern. [ 46 ] National Furniture Mfg. Co. EVANSVILLE, IND. DALLAS, TEXAS E-Z MODEL BED DAVENPORTS Manufacturers of OVERSTUFFED LIVING ROOM FURNITURE AND OCCASIONAL CHAIRS “Do you find that putting’ your son through college is expensive?” “Expensive! Why, that boy drinks a thousand dollars’ worth of books a semester.” —Arizona Kitty-Kat. VZ M? % THESE WILD COLLEGIATES It was night. A somewhat tremulous orange autumn moon. Inside, the moan of the saxophone as the trumpet crashes the heights while the drum keeps thrumming, thrumming’. The violin dances wildly with the melody as the drum keeps thrumming, thrumming. The tiny wind which has slipped up through the bare limbs of the elms catches hold of the light hair of the boy in the dinner jacket who has just stepped out on the porch. A bit of a girl draws a fantastically thin wrap about her shoulders as she guards, with watchful eye, the orange of the moon. The crisp little wind seems urging him to break the silent magic. He turns his head slightly and murmurs sounds to the bit of girl. “I understand you have a splendid sociology course down at Smith.” —Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern. VZ M? £ He: “Raskob recently made over fifty millionaires.” She: “Gee, that’s even more than Peggy Joyce made.” —Michigan Gargoyle. fe ' a? ne “What do you think of the bare leg fad?” “Oh, it’s all right as far as it goes.” —Williams Purple Cow. VZ VZ HZ Impatient Co-ed: “Say, what’s the idea? I’ve been standing here twenty-five minutes.” Withered Bank Clerk: “Think nothing of it, my dear, I’ve been standing here twenty-five years.” —Illinois Siren. [ 47 ] Thomas, Bootz Thomas ACCOUNTANTS AND SYSTEMATIZERS CERTIFIED STATEMENTS 707-711 Citizens Bank Bldg. Evansville, Ind. One appreciates Life more after reading Judge. VS VS VS Tom: “Dick and I got into a fight last night and he started run¬ ning.” Harry: “Well, how did he hit you, then?” Tom: “I stumbled.” — Record. VS VS VS THE FAVORED ONE Slowly and gently he moved his arm around her waist. She trem¬ bled and a thrill ran through her body, but she still tried to hold him off. No one should honestly be able to say that she had knowingly allowed any young man to place an arm about her. And he, seeing the disapproving and angry look in her wonderful brown eyes, partly withdrew his arm, and then as if moved by some sudden thought, he slowly again advanced his embracing arm. Why should he not be the favored one, the first one to encircle her with his manly arm ? He was so strong and handsome, and he had always had his own way in ev¬ erything. Gently and cautiously he extended his outstretched arm— now it was well past the middle of her slender waist. Ah! At last! His finger caught the elusive object; with a sudden pull he tight¬ ened the wild mare’s saddlegirth. —Punch Bowl. VS VS VS Headline: “Scientist Says 90 Per Cent of Girls Who Marry Are Working Girls.” That is true enough, as far as it goes. But he neglected to say that a hundred per cent of the girls who marry are working men. —Lemon Punch. { 48 } I deas, Artwork, En¬ gravings, Printing and Binding of the right kind combine to produce your Annual. In placing your con¬ tract select an organiza¬ tion that assumes all the responsibility and you will not be dis¬ appointed with the results. Burkert-Walton Co. 5-7-3 South Third St. Main-495 -Evansville - Ind - Main-495 Klee Burkhart “THE RESIDENCE FUNERAL HOME” Fourth and Chandler Avenue Evansville, Indiana SOME OF THE GUYS IN ANY SOCIETY The Amateur Entertainer—The guy who can do all kinds of tricks and is always seeking a chance to get on the program. The Authority—The guy who blabs away on every matter that comes up in business meeting, whether he knows anything about it or not. The Funny Boy—The guy who gets such a kick out of making faces at you while you are making a speech. The Hurry-Up Guy—He moves for adjournment in the middle of new business. The Social Butterfly—“Can’t we get an extra social date this semester ?” The Guy with Suspicions—He is always asking, “When will there be a treasurer’s report?” The Lady-Killer—“I hope there’s no moon the night of the boat ride.” The Parliamentarian (self-appointed)—“I rise to a point of or¬ der.” The Financier—The guy that demands that the soc ' ety pay for the social event—when he hasn’t paid dues for two years. lliaBIIIIIIHBIIHIRHIlIBHHlll f 49] ii tin i3i ii INSURANCE SINCE 1876 GREENE GREENE INSURANCE AND SURETY BONDS PHONE MAIN ' 7366 MERCANTILE BANK BLDG. Evansville, Indiana ONE DOCTOR TO ANOTHER First M. D.: “I have a few nice cases of pre-war neuralgia.” Second M. D.: “How much do you want for one?” —Pitt Panther. Mg Mg She: “Did you know that the water has rotted away the post in front of our house?” He: “Mercy goodness, and the teetotalers put that stuff in their stomachs ?” —Carolina Buccaneer. Mg Mg Mg “I want to leave the world better than I found it.” “It should be better after you leave it.” —Northwestern Purple Parrot. Mg Mg Mg A Chicago man fell asleep in his car, in a respectable “married” neighborhood, with his elbow resting on the horn button. Wonder how many girls came running out of nearby houses ? —Notre Dame Juggler. Mg Mg Mg Jinks: Binks land.” “I understand your parents were immigrants.” (indignant): “I should say not! They were born in Eng- Mg Mg Mg —Punch Bowl. “Where’d you get the black eye?” “That wasn’t no lady, that was my wife.” Mg Mr ' Mg —Texas Banger. Professor (being introduced): “Oh, yes, I remember you. You are in my class, aren’t you?” Stude: “Now, see here, professor, can’t we still be friends?” —California Pelican. [ 50 ] THE HALLMARK STORE KRUCKEMEYER COHN POPULAR PRICE JEWELERS and OPTOMETRISTS GLASSES SCIENTIFICALLY FITTED 407 MAIN STREET EVANSVILLE, INDIANA College is the place where one spends several thousand dollars for an education and then prays for a holiday to come on a school day. —Ohio State Sun Dial. HZ HZ HZ “How do you like your women?” “Well developed physically and mentally. Otherwise I’m not par¬ ticular.” —Cornell Widow. HZ HZ HZ Waitress: “Haven’t they given you a menu yet, mister?” Famished Customer: “Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago.” —Georgia Cracker. HZ HZ They are now calling Volstead Balboa, because he discovered the seize. —Northwestern Purple Parrot. hz hz hz “Did you get a hair cut?” “No, I just had my ears moved down a half an inch.” —Lehigh Burr. HZ HZ HZ Merchant: “Before I can engage you, you will have to pass an intelligence test.” Girl Candidate: “Intelligence test? Why, the advertisement said you wanted a stenographer.” —Wesleyan Woofus. f 51 } DEPENDABLE FURNITURE SINCE 1902 THE FINKE FURNITURE CO. “37 Steps from Main—On 7th” LAWRENCE B. FINKE, President Landlady: “Look here, young man, you’ve been here three months and haven’t paid any rent yet.” Student: “But I thought you said it would be like home here?” Landlady: “I did, but what of it?” Student: “Well, I never pay any rent at home.” — Okla. Whirlwind. VS “Abie’s nose walks all over his face.” “Well, it’s better walking than run¬ ning!” —Arizona Kitty-Kat. % % % “Here, young man, you shouldn’t hit that boy when he’s down.” “G’wan! What d’you think I got him down for?” —Annapolis Log. Hardware Salesman: “What kind of gun do you want? Shotgun, pistol, rifle ? Describe the purpose for which you want a gun.” Lady: “Oh, he’s dark and tall.” —College Humor. vs as A Scotchman in planning his new home left the roof off one room. A friend asked the reason for this. “Oh, that’s the shower,” replied the Scotchman. —Carolina Buccaneer. V % Names may not mean anything, but think of the dates that a girl could get if she was known as Miss Con¬ duct. —Green Goat. % H? Jean: “Did you ever break a date?” Joan: “Have I? Every one I’ve ever gone out with.” —Carnegie Puppet. With Best Wishes for the Success of The Class of ’29 THE E. M. BUSH HARDWARE CO. 503-505 MAIN STREET t 52] PIANOS GRANDS PLAYERS VICTROLAS RADIOS “Ask to hear the new Orthophonic Victrola” BAND INSTRUMENTS SHEET MUSIC VICTOR RECORDS PLAYER ROLLS 524-26 MAIN ST. HARDINGvMILLER Munc ft CON iPAN)C ) ie fjoufe for Everyth m 5 ■W4-3J6 MAIN ST— ' PHONE M-502 Little Girl: “Are you the bad man who sold me the little rabbit?” Man: “Yes, I am.” Little Girl: “Well, father says that you can have all twenty of them back for the same price.” -—Bucknell Belle Hop. Mg Mg Mg “Reginald is rather timid.” “Timid! Why, if a girl stops her car behind him in a traffic jam he thinks she is pursuing him.” —College Humor. Mg Mg Mg “Do you drink milk?” “No, I can’t get those wide-mouthed bottles in my mouth.” —Pitt Panther. MS MS The telephone pest turns radio announcer: “Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen of the radio audience. Guess who this is!” —Notre Dame Juggler. Mg Mg Mg “Was Jane’s wedding a swell affair?” “Positively. They even used puffed rice.” —Yale Record. THE COLLEGE DRUG STORE DRUGS SODA CIGARS TOASTED SANDWICHES BROWN’S DRUG STORE Stationery Shaeffer Fountain Pens—Parker Fountain Pens CORNER LINCOLN AND RUNNYMEDE AYE. [ 53 ] List: o{ Advertisers Page ACCOUNTANTS Thomas, Boots and Thomas. 48 AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURERS Graham Paige Motors Corporation. 25 AUTOMOBILE REPAIRS Fred S. Stocker. 35 BANKS The Evansville Morris Plan Co. 9 Franklin Bank 6? Trust Co... 13 BATTERIES Berger . 29 BRICK MANUFACTURERS Standard Brick Mfg. Co. 24 BUILDING LOAN COMPANIES West Side Building Loan ? Sav. Ass’n. 13 CAFETERIAS Y. M. C. A. Cafeteria... 28 CASTER MANUFACTURERS Faultless Caster Co... 27 CHARITABLE INSTITUTIONS Evansville Rescue Mission. 12 CIGAR MANUFACTURERS H. Fendrich, Inc. 15 COLLEGES Evansville College . 45 CONFECTIONERS H. Hermann. 43 CONSTRUCTION COMPANIES Anderson 6? Veatch. 4 COTTON MILLS Lincoln Cotton Mills Co. 28 CREAMERIES AND DAIRIES Ideal Dairy Co. 17 Sugar Creek Creamery. 18 CREDIT BUREAUS Evansville Ass’n of Credit Men.. 7 DENTISTS Dr. David F. Freund. 18 Dr. Victor Jordan. 18 Dr. V. H. Knapp. 7 Dr. Charles J. Nenneker. 6 Page DEPARTMENT STORES The Andres Co. 2 DRAPERIES Evansville Drapery Co. 16 DRUGS Brown’s Drug Store.. 53 DRY GOODS Kenny Silk Shop. 7 FINANCE COMPANIES Interstate, Inc. 44 FLORISTS O. K. Flower Shop. 6 Zeidler Floral Co. 20 FLOUR MANUFACTURERS Igleheart Bros., Inc. 30 FRUITS AND VEGETABLES— WHOLESALE Oswald ' Sparrenberger Co. 42 FUNERAL DIRECTORS Klee 6? Burkhart. 49 FURNITURE MANUFACTURERS National Furniture Mfg. Co. 47 FURNITURE—RETAIL Finke Furniture Co.. 52 GROCERIES—WHOLESALE A. Bromm 6? Co. 20 HARDWARE E. M. Bush Hardware Co. 52 HEADLIGHT MANUFACTURERS Sunbeam Electric Mfg. Co. 36 HOSIERY SamToy Hosiery Shoppe. 18 HOTELS Hotel Sonntag . 14 Vendome Hotel . 29 INSURANCE COMPANIES Frasier Insurance Agency, Inc. 2 Greene 6? Greene. 50 Guardian Life Insurance Co. 4 The Penn Mutual Life Insurance Co. 3 5 Vickery-Odell Co. 29 [ 54 ] List of Advertisers Page tRON COMPANIES Orr Iron Co.. 41 JEWELERS Bitterman Bros.. 34 C. R. Boemle.---. 18 Kruckemeyer 6? Cohn. 51 Henry Paul . 1 LADIES’ FURNISHINGS Bon Marche . 3 LAUNDRIES Best Wet Wash Laundry. 28 LEATHER AND BELTING Hide Leather ? Belting Co. 32 LUMBER Meredith ? Kratz;. 19 Rechtin .... 7 MACHINISTS The Lindenschmidt Co. 34 MEN’S FURNISHINGS H ammer-Drucker Co ... 3 3 Metropolitan Clothes Shop.... 40 Stanley Clothing Co. 29 Strouse fe? Bros. 3 The Hub .. 41 Torian’s . 19 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Harding 6? Miller. 53 OPTOMETRISTS Dr. Harry J. Kramer. 6 PACKING COMPANIES Stahl Packing Co..... 11 PAINT MANUFACTURERS Red Spot Paint Co.... 38 PHOTOGRAPHERS Mason Studio . 6 Walden ' s . 23 PLOW MANUFACTURERS The Vulcan Plow Co. 46 PLUMBING COMPANIES Newman-Johnson Co... 9 Page PRINTERS AND ENGRAVERS Burkert-Walton Co.. Insert Keller-Crescent Co..Insert Koenemann-Riehl Co.Insert Nussmeier Engraving Co... 5 PUBLIC UTILITIES Southern Indiana Gas 6? Electric Co. 37 RAILWAYS Evansville Ohio Valley Railway Co. 10 REAL ESTATE West Side Real Estate Co.. 13 SANITARY PRODUCTS Pro-Tex-All Co. 39 SHOES Petot Shoe Co.... 22 Walk-Over Boot Shop. 19 SOFT DRINKS Coca Cola Bottling Co... 21 J. Vogel Son. 14 SPORTING GOODS Beard’s . 40 STATIONERS Evansville College Bookstore. 8 Smith fe? Butterfield. 19 STOVE MANUFACTURERS Advance Stove Works. 26 Crescent Stove Works. 26 Indiana Stove Works. 26 Southern Stove Works. 26 STRUCTURAL STEEL International Steel 6? Iron Co. 31 TAILORS E. E. Haering.... 18 Heylmun . 28 TYPEWRITERS G. A. Todrank. 8 YEAR-BOOK COVER MANUFACTURERS David J. Molloy Co. 8 [ 55 } IK Autograph [ 56 ]