University of Detroit - Tower Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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Registration is recorded When your Tower reporter registered last fall, he obligingly strapped a tape recorder to his side. These singularly incoherent sentences and phras- es are all that remain following editing and censoring of the garbled roll. Maybe some of these words are your words. They might very well be. Undoubtedly these phrases will be repeated semester after semester, ad infinitum. — What ' s that sir? Pre-registration? Card? Nobody told me! — Man, the people in here! Must be thousands. Guess I ' ll start with Theology, that ' s the shortest line. — No eight o ' clocks for me! Not on your life! — Hi, Bill. Take math at nine with me. Sure, Bill, we ' re bound to pass it this time! — Yes, at ten . . . no, better make that eleven, I have French then. — You mean 1 have to fill out every one of these? — . . . the bursar, who ' s he? — Yes, I ' ll write a check . . . How much did you say? — ... my schedule? Rotten! Five eight o ' clocks and . . . Never write my name again — nevernevernever! Do you have theology at 1 1 :00?