University of Central Missouri - Rhetor Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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.ess amount of work and vith an exalted opinion amount of learning that d really I know I ought l or a square Y. They .rent from other people. why should we? Isn't sually brave and great t the Normal. I had d learn. For example, ents. E to go to the basement, ree to go out onto the nvention if you please, just where the beauty of the universe. 1 and try to remember. rig., and that the uni- ie Math. Department. 16- , -'-Y -- - ... , - -1.-nzrnvswvu erm: :z:.:ar.'ng.:-. . , M ,,J,,,,,.mg.i-udgaz .. -..rv-,.::: ... . .- ., . -V-.V . f. . . -.. .. .5u.1:.sm:-zzzfffz . ,,., -..: ...., .- V- -. - .. -4- . -- - 3 ..Nfx. X' L ee Eihrarg 6 HE Librarykthe fount of learning at which each Normalite must sip whether he will or notmholds within its depths, or lengths, or breadths, sufficient wine of knowledge to put in a state of permanent delirium the entire student force and faculty. The faculty, being fondest of the said wine, drink deepest, and are therefore nearest to the state of collapse which inevitably follows overindulgence. The majority of experienced students are far less addicted to the thirst for knowledge. None imbibe with relish at first-except a few, like Boley and Cramer, who have no doubt inherited the taste. But immediately upon entering the institution unsuspecting young hopefuls are caught in the traps set by the faculty, and eventu- ally land in the great room crowded with tables and chairs, where silence reigns supreme. But occasionally the spirit of callow youth breaks its bonds, and whispers-actually whispers-circulate thru the great room where the three minions of the Silent Kingdom look clown with sad and stern concern. The ones so daring are Hsquelchedn at once by these able scions of justice, Blair, Cook and Shryock, who, by the way, also deal out the elixir from the fountain of learning. The lightest form of punishment inflicted on offenders is banishment from the great room crowded with tables and chairs. For details see Erdie Hershberger, Helen Redford, or Marion Quinlan. ' Many noble young lives have been sacrificed in the effort to secure release from this tyrannic rule. As the result of an attempt to defy the oppressor, Ben Thurman now wanders, a witless creature, bereft of brains and minus an appetite for any sort of elixir whatever. The latter affliction is more noticeable than the former, since it occupied the greater part of Ben's organism. By the senior year the habit ffor brevity called the library habitnj of drinking from the source of wisdom becomes fixed. The sallow, wild-eyed personages seen in the halls are harmlessg they are but seniors who are attempting to equal the reputation of the faculty for imbibing from said source. The keepers, Blair, Cook and Shryock, touch not at all, as is the custom of those dealing in elixirs. It is only thus that they are able to keep their wits about them and serve us so wisely and so well. NEW BOOKS RECENTLY ADDED TO TI-IE LIBRARY, A Study in Expletives-Oakley Kauffman- A Little Ministry-Mary DOUSIHSS- A Tooth-pick Capers CA Modern lnterpretation of Dickensj-Libby Bell. Self-pronouncing Dictionary fcontainingnonly unheard-of wordsj-Bert Woolsey. Weenies-From Raw Material to Consurner4Freddie Hacker and Buck Kauffman. +17