University of California Davis - El Rodeo Yearbook (Davis, CA)

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h 'OI .'........'.'.'. h QIIIIIIIIII .al .lll'lllllll'.'.ll'. I V 111,111,111, '4 A ,5 wplllllllllllllllllllll Ob. CALIFORNIA INN Prunes we have for breakfast, Prunes for luncheon, crude, Prunes for our big dinners, Prunes both boiled and stewed. Still we can,t forget them, Prunes both large and small, Still we love our Cafe cook, The biggest Prune of all. V I :5 .P :5 QUITE RIGHT Little Williee-ttl dontt want to go to that damn school any more? Father twho is a brick layertettWhy, Willie, where did you ever learn such a word as that T, Little VVillie-ttWhy, William Shakespeare uses words like that? ttWell, then, quit runnin9 around with hime-Penn. State Froth. d; - V; d; qx v p 'P S. O. S. A sailor has no EZ time, When on the DP sails Itts RD flnds, aloft to climb, Exposed to IC gales; And then in KC makes a slip, Or if he DZ drows, A tumble Off the RD ship, And into the CE goes. eJudge. 1,3: ex'f. 0N9. 9 FOOT AND OUTH DISEASE. NAME IT

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4'0 Inappnnnnnnnlalnlo O'd QAAA l V.; .ll'l'l'. .'.ll.. . n. . : III'III II'III'IIIIO '4 $ 4 A ...-.p..w alllllllilllllltlllllll 'A' ADVERTISING ttSay, Rastus, Whut yol all got dat ,ere rubba, plant in de Window of yoi barber shop fol. , ctNigga, datls Iadvertisinifi ttWhut yo, all mean, advertisintiw ttWhy, boy, dat lere plant signifies We does massagin, inside. ' MIKE AND IKE THEY LOOK ALIKE MATERIAL FOR EDISON tA few intelligent answers to A. H. ex. questionsl What is a wither? AnseA female sheep. What is a wether? Ans-A word expressing doubt, such as if. What is a Springer? AnseAn animal born so that it canebe sold at a profit in the Spring. What are the crops? Ans.-L00se skin attaching hind legs to belly. What is a Doddie? AnsaA calf Without a mother. A What is a sheep crook? Ans.-aDef0rmed legs on a sheep. A passage to trap sheep. What is a Nellie? Ans.-A female sheep herder. What is a lamb creep? Ans.-A tool to punch the belly of a bloated sheep. A wagon used to haul little lambs from field to barn to get out Of wet. What is a gummer? Ans.-aWhen a lamb is all gummed'up in the hindquarters. THERE,S A REASON Brotllerwttlhn ashamed of you. You,re half drunk. 99; t. Pledgcefllm sorry but I did not have any more money. Puppe l127l