University of California Berkeley - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 330 of the 1889 volume:

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More money can be made canvassing with the Overland than with any other periodical. Address, THE OVERLAND MONTHLY PUBLISHING CO. 420 MONTGOMERY ST. [ b 3 SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. “Whether we look, or whether we listen, We hear life murmur, or see it glisten. Every clod feels a stir of might, ASA. S. HEYDON J)e Qep QQsl £n t®a ©I® HISTDRY BUILDING- 720 Market Street, San Francisco, Cal. ILLUSTRATING ANI) PHOTO-ENGRAVING A SPECIALTY GOOD WORK FAIR PRICES iY IF. NILES Designer and Draughtsman PHOTO PROCESS DRAWING A SPECIALTY DESIGNER FOR BLUE AND GOLD SINCE 1881 623 COMMERCIAL STREET, SAN FRANCISCO E. C. 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LAAGE 3PXjC gcst |cje (Stream MANUFACTURED ON THE COAST Made and Delivered to all Parts of the City Particular attention given to orders for Families, Parties and Lunches, at short notice and on reasonable terms 416 Twelfth Street, Oakland TELEPHONE No. 165 Comes flooding back with a ripply cheer, Into every bare inlet and creek and bay.” I E 1 THE LION FIRE Insurance Company of London PACIFIC DEPARTMENT HAVING JURISDICTION OVER THE STATES OF CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, OREGON AND COLORADO THE TERRITORIES OK WASHINGTON, IDAHO, MONTANA, WYOMING, UTAH, ARIZONA, NEW MEXICO And tire Hawaiian Islands GEO. D. DORNIN, WM. SEXTON, Manager Asst. Manager 215 Sansome St., San Francisco, California. I F I “Now the heart is so full that a drop over-fills it, We are happy now because God wills it; CEO.D.DORNIN MANAGES. W? SEXTON ASSTMAfiGf ORIENT Insurance Company OF HARTFORD, CONN. Capital Paid up, - - $1,000,00000 Assets January i, 1887, 1,604,485 79 IMPERIAL Fire Insurance Company of LONDON, Guaranteed Capital, Capital Paid up, Assets January i, 1887, ENGLAND $8,000,000 00 3,500,000 00 9 658,479 0° Invested in the United States, $1,620,50563 Losses Paid since Organization, $51,121,97400 GEO. D. DORNIN, Manager WM. SEXTON, Asst. Manager NATIONAL insurance company, of Hartford -1888- Capital Stock fully paid up, $1,000,000 FUNDS RESERVED TO MEET ALL LIABILITIES: Re-Insurancf. Reserve, - - - $34,858 38 Unpaid Losses and all other claims, - 80,286 78 $455 H5 16 Net Surplus, over Capital and all Liakilities, - - 551,712 18 Total Assets January i, 1888, .... $2,006,857 34 PACIFIC DEPARTMENT: 215 Sansome St., San Francisco, Cal. GEO. D. DORNIN, Manager WM. SEXTON, Asst. Manager No matter how barren the past may have been, ’T is enough for us, now that the leaves are green. [G1 INSURE IN California’s Million Dollar Company THE Insurance Company Cash Capital,..........................$1,000,000 Cash Assets,...................2,250,000 Losses Paid in 24 Years, - - - 7,500,000 HOME OFFICE S. W. cor. California Sansome Sts. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. D. J. Staples, .... President Alpheus Bull, - Vice-President Wm. J. Dutton, - Secretary B. Faymonville, - - Assistant Secretary N. T. James, - - - Marine Secretary Agents in all Prominent Localities throughout the United States [ H I Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how; Everything is happy now; Everything is upward striving. The pleWe t K[o{St Complete Ijogt Central FLAGLOR’S NEW jDhotogpaph Qallery Soutl ast on} ?r T arK ?t ar?d |%tl7 Sts. (Opposite New City Hall and the Pavilion) AND NEAR THE JUNCTION OF HAIGHT, LARKIN, HaYES AND McAllister Street Cable Lines A. P. Flaglor, - Proprietor (LATE WITH TABER) TELEPHONE 3182 SAN FRANCISCO STUDIO FOPS. Instantaneous Photographs In Ancient Times all Roads Lead to Rome. Now all Roads Lead to Flagi.or’s Gallery T is as easy now for the heart to be true As for grass to be green or skies to be blue,— ’T is the natural way of living. [ I 1 fllake No mistake in the Numbers. Beuiare of Imitators. SOLE AGENTS FOR THE BEST FACTORIES IN THE WORLD NOIHSV3 30 CkIVaNVIS 3Hi—S13SHOO s.anddd —i. PUBLISHED BY EDWARD DENNY CO. 4x8 Montgomery St. SAN FRANCISCO. CONTENTS PACE Editorial.............................. 7 President Davis—A Sketch of His Life io Board of Regents...................... 12 Academic Senate....................... 14 College of Law..................... 20 College of Medicine ............... 23 College of Pharmacy................ 26 College of Dentistry............... 29 The Four Classes................... 33-63 History of Class of ’88............. 35 History of Class of ’89............. 42 History of Class of ’90............. 48 History of Class of ’91............. 54 Graduate Students................... 61 Special Students.................... 61 Students at Large................... 62 Limited Course Students. ........... 63 Fraternities........................65-83 Zeta Psi............................ 66 Chi Phi............................. 68 Delta Kappa Epsilon................. 70 Beta Theta Pi....................... 73 Phi Delta Theta..................... 77 Sigma Chi........................... 80 Phi Gamma Delta..................... 82 Literary, and Kindred Associations 85-100 History of Durant-Neolaean.......... 86 Political Science Club.............. 90 Young Men’s Christian Association.. 91 Longfellow Memorial Association........ 92 Students’ Co-operative Association. 94 Associated Students................. 96 Alumni Association.................. 97 The Occident........................ 98 The Berkeleyan..................... 100 Public Days.......................102-104 Class Day, 1887.................... 102 Commencement, 1887................. 103 Charter Day, 1888.................. 104 PAGE Musical Organizations .............105-109 Berkeley Choral Society...... ... .. 106 University Harmonic Society......... 107 University Glee Club................ 108 Student Card Clubs, Quartettes, Etc............................... 109 Military Department.................. 114 Athletic Department................119-138 Miscellany.........................139-300 Ye “Co-ed”.......................... 140 Selected Stories.................... 142 Bible Truths........................ 144 Musical Masterpieces................ 151 Epitaphs............................ 152 The Wonderful C. Wes-ley............ 156 Wants, Lost and Found............... 158 The Ghouls That Grind Us........... 161 leaves From a Professor’s Note-book.. 164 The Berkeley Museum................. 166 The Epopoieoter..................... 169 The Freshman’s Primer............... 178 “ To Be Or Not to Be ”.............. 182 Freshman’s Commandments............. 184 The “ Hely-ad ”..................... 186 Typical French Recitation........... 189 The Weasel.......................... 191 Girlish Gurglings................... 192 Sublime, Seraphic Spring............ 196 An Olympian Orgy.................... 197 His First Shave..................... 199 An Autograph Fiend.................. 200 Our Agricultural Department......... 204 Diverting History of Lawrence....... 206 To Bones.............................208 Rush-a-watha........................ 210 Postlude.............................213 Temple of Fame...................217-230 Chronological Review of the College Year.............................. 233 Advertisements...................... 233 DEDICATION TO THE ALUMNI OF THE U. C. To you, who trod the selfsame paths of lore In which our upward journey we pursue And strive to reach the prige so fair to view,— The heights on which Fame's golden sunbeams pour Their radiant wealth; to you, who midst the roar Of worldly strife, to Alma [Mater true, Look back, your eyes suffused with loving dew, zAnd long for college days and hopes once more; To you, whose lives and deeds our hearts inspire, With emulation fresh, anew to cope With tow'ring obstacles that would abate Our ardor; yes, with every fond desire, O fratres, and with every joyous hope, To you our BLUE AND GOLD we dedicate. —THE EDITORS. EDITORIAL Never did the editors of this book realize the full and fiendish import of the oft-quoted expression, “O that mine enemy would write a book!” until they became sponsors for Eighty-nine’s Blue and Gold. Ye who sit within the glowing circle of the student-lamp’s glare and “dig” until the hour when the voice of the matutinal milkman is heard in the land; ye who, with throbbing brains and trembling hands, hew first section themes from the granite of your intellects; ye who “go down to the sea in ships” (or schooners); ye who tramp over the everlasting hills, carrying diminutive telescopes on stilts; ye who rack your brains and pockets in conscientious efforts to master the great national game of poker;—ye all think ye know something of what hard work and troubles are; but ye are as the innocent dove or the unplucked freshman on these subjects, unless ye have gotten out a Blue and Gold. Therefore we hope that you will look with some charity upon our work which has been done in hours snatched from study, sleep or “skylarking.” We have burned the midnight gas, “regardless of expense, in order that we might please our many patrons.” We have stolen away from the crowded campus and com- muned with nature, in a vain endeavor to find a rhyme for “ Putzker,” “feldflasche,” or “Nebuchadnezzar.” We have sat up half the night and chewed the editorial stylus, waiting in vain for the evolution of the great, North American, spontaneous, side-splitting, original joke. Heavy-eyed and gaunt, we have gone next morning to recitations, (7 ] only to be reminded, sarcastically, that “ gentlemen are expected to devote two hours,—not ten minutes—to the preparation of each study.” But, In spite of “flunks” and tutor’s roar, In spite of study's beastly bore, we have persevered in our lofty purpose; and now we present to you, kind reader, Eighty-nine’s Blue and Gold, with all due apologies for its imperfections and with the hope that you will kindly consider any excellence which it may possess. Believing that the Junior annual should be emphatically a student's publication, we have devoted the major portion of our herculean energy to the Miscellany, Temple of Fame, and other departments which refer especially to college life. Regarding “hits” and jokes on the students, we have only to say that naught has been “set down in malice.” All has been done in a spirit of pure fun; and if, in our endeavors to give the proper spice and interest to our book, we have, in some cases, held the mirror up too closely to nature, or have painted the rose too vivid a vermilion and devoted too much attention to the adornment of the lily, we are sorry that our artistic efforts have been unappreciated. If, however, we have caused direful wrath to well within the bosom of any college mate, we respectfully refer him to our fighting editor, Mr. Somner, who is at present rusticating amid the fragrant sagebrush of the Southern Citrus Belt, or to the eminent exponent of Boston “culchaw ” and muscle, who is said to be closely related to the intellectual giant who lends the lustre of the family name to our editorial board. In the presence of either of these gentlemen, the wrath of the offended student may “well” ad libitum. To us falls the agreeable task of chronicling the advent, during the present college year, of our new president, the Hon. Horace Davis, the “counterfeit presentment” of whose manly countenance is given the place of honor in this book, as the man himself is given the chief place in the estimation of the students. In him we have an executive of undoubted ability ; an enthusiastic worker for the welfare of the University; and a gentleman whom the students may look [ 8 ] upon as a model of what is best in manhood. The prosperity and growth of the dear old U. C., under his guidance, is an assured fact. In conclusion, the editors extend thanks to their classmates for the distinguished honor conferred upon them in entrusting to them the preparation of the official publication of the class of Eighty-nine —the class of classes—the “bonniest of them a ” Although that task has not been altogether dulce et decorum (as the late Mr. H. Flaccus said that it was pro patria mori), we have gladly put our shoulders to the wheel and have done our best for the honor of Eighty-nine. We pledge her deep, this maid of form divine, The sweetheart of us all—fair Eighty-nine! PRESIDENT HORACE DAVIS A BRIEF SKETCH OF HIS LIFE The well-known name of Horace Davis, our President, is closely connected with the growth, development and interests of California. His long experience in business affairs, his thorough integrity, his executive abilities and social qualities have won for him the highest respect, confidence and esteem among his fellow-citizens. His ancestors came to Massachusetts from England as early as 1630, and the name of Davis was one well-known and respected in the old commonwealth. John Davis, the father of Horace, was a distinguished lawyer. He occupied the position of Governor of Massachusetts for four years, and from his incorruptible integrity he was known throughout the State as “ Honest John.” He represented Massachusetts twenty-six years in the councils of the nation,—ten years in the House of Representatives, and sixteen years in the Senate. He married Miss Eliza Bancroft, the sister of George Ban- croft, the celebrated historian. Their son, Horace, was born in Wor- cester, Massachusetts, 1831; he obtained his early education at the public schools of that town. After preparing at the Worcester High School, he entered Harvard, from which institution he graduated in 1849; hm his ill-health prevented him from following profes- sional pursuits. He then went to sea, before the mast, and greatly recuperated his shattered health. In 1852, he started for California, arriving in 1853. He was for a time in the employ of the Pacific f 10 I Mail Steamship Company, but as commanding steamships was not entirely congenial to his tastes, he severed his connection with the company, and, in i860, established the Golden Gate Flouring Mills, now one of the oldest enterprises of its kind in the State. Mr. Davis was a staunch Unionist, and during the war exerted his influence to the utmost toward inducing California to remain loyal. As a member of the Sanitary Commission, his labors were indefatigable. In 1876, he entered Congress as Representative, and was re- elected at the end of his term. In 1875, Mr. Davis was united in marriage to Miss Edith King, daughter of the lamented Thomas Starr King. Notwithstanding his engrossing business cares, Mr. Davis has found time to administer the affairs of several institutions. In 1864, he was President of the Mercantile Library Association; from 1866 to 1876, he was President of the Produce Exchange; in 1883-4 he was President of the Chamber of Commerce, and is now President of the Savings and Loan Society. The Trustees of the Leland Stanford, Junior, University will find in him a valuable coadjutor; the University of California a noble friend and director, whose earnestness of purpose, general vigor, courteous and genial temperament have made him the cherished friend of all who know him. [ 11 1 BOARD OF REGENTS “ Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time.”—Shakespeare. EX-OFFICIO REGENTS His Excellency R. W. WATERMAN, Governor, ex-officio President of the Board. His Honor S. M. WHITE,.......................... Lieutenant- Governor. Hon. W. H. JORDAN,.............................. Speaker of the Assembly. Hon. IRA G. HOITT, ............................. State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Hon. L. U. SHIPPEE,............................. President of the State Agricultural Society. P. B. CORNWALL, Esq.,........................... President of the Mechanics’ Institute. HORACE DAVIS, A.B.,............................. President of the University. Sacramento Los Angeles Oakland Sacramento Stockton San Francisco San Francisco APPOINTED REGENTS Term Name. Address. Expires Rev. Horatio Stebbins, D. D., . 1609 Larkin St., San Francisco. . 1894 Hon. John S. Hager, LL. D., . Palace Hotel, San Francisco. . . 1894 Hon. J. West Martin, . . . Union Bank, Oakland. . . . 1898 A. S. Hallidie, Esq., . . . 329 Market St., San Francisco. . 1892 Hon. William T. Wallace, . . 799 Van Ness Ave., San Francisco. 1902 John L. Beard, A. M., . . . Centreville.......................1892 Hon. T. Guy Phelps, . . . Belmont...........................1896 I. W. Hellman, Esq., . . .. Los Angeles.......................1902 George T. Marye, Jr., LL. B., . 234 Montgomery St., San Francisco. 1898 Arthur Rodgers, A. B., Ph. B.,. 309 Montgomery St., San Francisco. 1890 George J. Ainsworth, Ph. B., . North Temescal........................1900 D. M. Delmas, A. M., . . . 327 Pine St., San Francisco. . . 1900 Albert Miller, Esq., . . . San Francisco Savings Union. . . 1890 Hon. Columbus Bartlett, . . 12 Montgomery St., San Francisco. 1896 C. F. Crocker, Esq., .... Fourth and Townsend Sts., S. F. . 1904 Hon. J. F. Houghton, . . . Palace Hotel, San Francisco. . . 1904 Regular meetings of the Board of Regents are held six times a year, viz.: Or. the second Tuesday in January, March, May, September, and November, and on the Tuesday preceding the last Wednesday in June. In the order of original appointment. fc ?v ‘g 'S ‘ig' EXECUTIVE OFFICERS OF THE BOARD Ills Excellency R. W. WATERMAN, Governor, President of the Board. J. H. C. BOXTE, D. D., Secretary, and Superintendent of the Grounds. J. HAM HARRIS, Esq., Assistant Secretary, and Land Agent. LOUIS SLOSS, Esq., Treasurer. J. B. MHOON, Esq., Counsel of the Board. 13 ACADEMIC SENATE “ A wearisome condition of humanity. —Shakespeare. Note.—Divided into groups of Professors, Assistant Professors, Instructors, Lecturers and Assistants, and arranged alphabetipally in each group. The Faculties of the University, together with the Instructors, constitute, by law, the Aca- demic Senate. _________________ HORACE DAVIS, A. B., President, ioi i Bush Street, San Francisco. JOHN HARMON C. BONTE, D. D., Secretary, Professor of Legal Ethics, University Grounds, Berkeley. ARNOLD ABRAHAM D’ANCONA, A. B., M. D., Professor of Physiology and Microscopy, 1408 Howard Street, San Francisco. WASHINGTON AYER, M. D., Professor of Hygiene, 410 Kearny Street, San Francisco. HANS HERMANN BEHR, M. D., Professor of Botany in the College of Pharmacy, 509 Kearny Street, San Francisco. GEORGE WOODBURY BUNNELL, A.M., Professor of the Greek Language and Literature, 1955 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland. SAMUEL BENEDICT CHRISTY, Ph. B., Professor of Mining and Metallurgy, Piedmont Avenue, near Bancroft Way, Berkeley. R. BEVERLY COLE, A. M., M.D., M. R. C. S., Eng., Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology, 218 Post Street, San Francisco. ALBERT STANBURROUGH COOK, Ph. D., Professor of the English Language and Literature, Corner Dwight Way and Audubon Street, Berkeley. GEORGE DAVIDSON, Ph.D., Honorary Professor of Geodesy and Astronomy, n 17 Hyde Street, San Francisco. L. L. DUNBAR, D.D. S., Professor of Operative Dentistry and Dental Histology. San Francisco. [ U ] STEPHEN J. FIELD, LL. D., Honorary Professor of Law, Washington, D. C. MELANCTHON WILLIAMS FISH, M. D., Emeritus Professor of Physiology and Microscopy, 461 East Fourteenth Street, Oakland. CLARK LaMOTTE GODDARD, A. M., D. D. S., Professor of Mechanical Dentistry, and Dean of the Dental Faculty, 131 Post Street, San Francisco. FREDERICK A. GRAZER, Ph. G., Professor of Materia Medica in the College of Pharmacy, 113 Fulton Street, San Francisco. GEORGE F. E. HARRISON (1st Lieut. 2d U.S. Artillery), Professor of Military Science and Tactics, Sausalito. ROBERT P. HASTINGS, LL.B., Dean of the Law Faculty, Phelan Building, San Francisco. SERRANNO CLINTON HASTINGS, LL. D., Professor of Comparative Jurisprudence, 636 Clay Street, San Francisco. FREDERICK GODFREY HESSE, Professor of Mechanical Engineering, 1273 San Pablo Avenue, Oakland. EUGENE WALDEMAR IIILGARD, Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Agriculture, Agricultural Chemistry, General and Economic Botany, Bancroft Way, near Audubon Street, Berkeley. GEORGE HOLMES HOWISON, LL. D., Mills Professor of Intellectual and Moral Philosophy and Civil Polity, Corner Piedmont Avenue and'Charming Way, Berkeley. ABRAHAM WENDELL JACKSON, Jr., Ph. B., Professor of Mineralogy, Petrography and Economic Geology, Fourth University Cottage, Berkeley. F. B. KANE, M.D., M. R. C. S. I., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Pathology, 46 O’Farrell Street, San Francisco. MARTIN KELLOGG, A. M., Professor of the Latin Language and Literature, Bushnell Street, near College Way, Berkeley. WILLIAM WATT KERR, M. A., M. B., C. M., Professor of Therapeutics, 522 Sutter Street, San Francisco. JOHN LfXONTE, M. D., LL. D., Professor of Physics, Corner Dwight Way and Mark Street, Berkeley. [ 15 ) JOSEPH LeCONTE, M. D., LL. D., Professor of Geology and Natural History, Bancroft Way, near Piedmont Avenue, Berkeley. ABRAHAM LEWIS LENGFELD, M. D., Professor of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry, Corner Market and Powell Streets, San Francisco. WILLIAM BREAKEY LEWITT, M. D., Professor of Anatomy, 605 Laguna Street, San Francisco. WILLIAM HENRY MAYS, M. D., Professor of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurispriuience. State Insane Asylum, Stockton. ROBERT A. McLEAN, M. D., Professor of Clinical and Operative Surgery, and Dean of the Medical Faculty, 603 Merchant Street, San Francisco. WILLIAM FLETCHER McNUTT, M. D., M. R. C. S., and L. R.C.P., Edin., Professor of the Principles and Practice of Medicine, 405 Montgomery Street, San Francisco. BERNARD MOSES, Ph.D., Professor of History and Political Economy, Comer Bancroft Way and Piedmont Avenue, Berkeley. GEORGE HERMAN POWERS, A.M., M. D., Professor of Ophthalmology and Otology, 215 Geary Street, San Francisco. ALBIN PUTZKER, Professor of the German Language and Literature, Corner Humboldt Avenue and Parker Street, Berkeley. WILLARD BRADLEY RISING, M. E., Ph.D. Professor of Chemistry, Comer Allston Way and Chapel Street, Berkeley. EDWARD WIIEELOCK RUNYON, Ph. G., Professor of the Theory and Practice of Pharmacy, and Dean of the Pharmaceutical Faculty, 529 Market Street, San Francisco. GEORGE AUGUSTUS SHURTLEFF, M. D., Emeritus Professor of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence, Stockton. CHARLES WILLIAM SLACK, Ph. B., LL. B., Acting Professor of Municipal Law, 320 California Street, San Francisco. I RANK SOULE (United States Military Academy), Professor of Civil Engineering and Astronomy, 960 Oak Street, Oakland. IRVING STRINGHAM, Ph.D., Professor of Mathematics, Dean of the Faculty of Letters and of the Faculties of Science, Corner Piedmdnt Avenue and Bancroft Way, Berkeley. [ 16 ) MAURICE JAMES SULLIVAN, D. D. S., Professor of Dental Pathology and Therapeutics, 20 Post Street, San Francisco. BENJAMIN RALPH SWAN, M.D., Professor of Diseases of Children, 310 Stockton Street, San Francisco. WILLIAM EDWIN TAYLOR, M. D., Professor of the Principles and Practice of Surgery, 215 Geary Street, San Francisco. WILLIAM THEODORE WENZELL, M. D., Pn. M., Professor of Chemistry in the College of Pharmacy, 532 Market Street, San Francisco. Agassiz Professor of Oriental Languages and Literature. Professor of Municipal Law. CORNELIUS BEACII BRADLEY, A.M., Assistant Professor of the English Language and Literature, 663 Eighteenth Street, Oakland. JOHN BERNARD CLARKE, Pn. B., Assistant Professor of Mathematics, 1736 Thirteenth Street, Oakland. GEORGE CUNNINGHAM EDWARDS, Ph. B., Assistant Professor of Mathematics, 1568 Webster Street, Oakland. EDWARD LEE GREENE, Ph. B., Assistant Professor of Botany, Third University Cottage, Berkeley. WILLIAM CAREY JONES, A. M., Assistant Professor of United States History, Bancroft Way, near Dana Street, Berkeley. FREDERICK SLATE, B.S., Assistant Professor of Physics and Mechanics, Audubon Street, near Bancroft Way, Berkeley. THOMAS RUTHERFORD BACON, A.B., Instructor in History, Corner Addison and Oxford Streets, Berkeley. WILLIAM WHITE DEAMER, A. B., Instructor in Latin and Recorder of the Faculties at Berkeley, 523 Seventeenth Street, Oakland. HERMANN KOWER, C. E., Instmctor in Instrumental Drawing, Fruit Vale. CHARLES HERBERT LEVERMORE, Ph. D., Instructor in History, Durant Avenue, near Bowditch Street, Berkeley. Resigned February t, 1888. I 17 I EDMOND CHARLES O’NEILL, Ph.B., Instructor in Chemistry, 906 Broadway, Oakland. FELICIEN VICTOR PAGET, B. I.., B. S., Instructor in the French and Spanish Languages, 813 Hyde Street, San Francisco. WILLIAM GALT RAYMOND, C. E., Instructor in Civil Engineering, Channing Way, near Fulton Street, Berkeley. JOACHIM HENRY SENGER, A. B., Instructor in Gertnan and Greek, 2122 Steiner Street, San Francisco. FRANCIS HOVEY STODDARD, A.M., Instructor in English, Cor. Durant Avenue and Dana Street, Berkeley. EDWARD JAMES WICKSON, A. M., Lecturer on Practical Agriculture, and Assistant Superintendent 0 the Experimental Grounds, Atherton Street, near Bancroft Way, Berkeley. ♦JAMES P. HAMPSTON DUNN, B. S., Assistant in Chemistry, Claremont. ASSISTANTS IN THE COLLEGES OF SCIENCE MYER EDWARD JAFFA, Ph.B., First Assistant in the Viticultural Laboratory, 2420 Bush Street, San Francisco. FREDERICK WELLINGTON MORSE, Ph. B., Assistant in the General Agricultural Laboratory, Corner Bancroft Way and Fulton Street, Berkeley. ADOLPH SOMMER, Ph.G., Assistant in Chemistry, Fifth Street, West Berkeley. GEORGE ELDEN COLBY, Ph.B., Second Assistant in the Viticultural Laboratory, Claremont Avenue, North Temescal. HENRY EDWARD DIKEMAN, B. S., Assistant in Physics, Corner Bancroft Way and Fulton Street, Berkeley. FRANKLIN BOOTH, B. S., Assistant in the Metallurgical Laboratory, Shattuck Avenue, near Dwight Way, Berkeley. r is ] Resigned March 1, 1888. JOHN AUGUSTUS CHESTNUT, Student Assistant in the Mitteralogical Laboratory. East end of Twenty-eighth Street, Oakland. WILLIAM JAMES RAYMOND, B. S., Assistant in the P fysical Laboratory. 626 Thirteenth Street, Oakland. OTHER OFFICERS JOHN JAMES RIVERS, Curator 0 the University Museum. University Grounds, Berkeley. JOSEPH CUMMINGS ROWELL, A. B., Librarian of the University, 2207 West Street, Oakland. WILLIAM JAMES CASEY VARIEL, Assistant Librarian. Audubon Street near Bancroft Way, Berkeley. JOSEPH ADAM SLADKY, Superintendent of the Machine Shop, 11 Grant Avenue, San Francisco. JOSEPH WILLIAM FLYNN, University Printer, Addison Street, between Shattuck and San Pablo Avenues, Berkeley. HASTINGS COLLEGE OF THE LAW “ The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pockets. ”— Charles Mac hi in. FACULTY HORACE DAVIS, A. B., President of the University. ROBERT P. HASTINGS, LL. B., D eatty Phelan Building, San Francisco. S. CLINTON HASTINGS, LL. D., Professor of Comparative Jut isfrudence. 636 Clay Street, San Francisco. CHARLES W. SLACK, LL. B., Acting Professor of Municipal Law, 320 California Street, San Francisco. J. H. C. BONTE, D. D., Professor of Legal Ethics. Berkeley. EDWARD J. RYAN, LL.B., Registrar. 330 Montgomery Street, San Francisco. STUDENTS IN THE HASTINGS COLLEGE OF THE LAW JUNIOR CLASS Name. Joseph Emmett Barry, - George Davis Boyd, Pii.B., George Faunce Buck, - William Henry Carlin, Frederick Thomas Duhring, Frank H. Gaines, Edgar Malcolm Garnett, A. B., Warren Cranston Gregory, A. B., Samuel Haskins, A. M., Arthur Inkersley, A. B., James Clarence McKinstry, A. B., Thomas Daniel O’Neil, B. S., - Residence. San Francisco. San Francisco. Stockton. - Wheatland. - Sonoma. Berkeley. San Francisco. Pacheco. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. Weaver ville. College or City Address. 310 Pine St. 520 Montgomery St. 711 Jones St. 439 Eddy St. Zeta Psi Hall, Berkeley 528 California St. 35 Essex St. 19 Montgomery St. 109 Van Ness Ave. 923 Hyde St. 120 Sutter St. 527 Eddy St. [ 20 J Henry A. Ran ft, • IIenry Bowen Rathbone, Ph. B., Jacob Samuels, A. B., - Joseph Sadoc Tobin, A. B., Sidney McMechan Van Wyck, Jr., Henry Warren Walker, - Clayton Brockway Wilson, Peter Edward Zobala, San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Mateo. San Francisco. Salinas. - MIDDLE CLASS Abe Thomas Barnett, A. B., Theo Henry Thomas Baylis, A. B., John Bernard Casserly, A. B., - Cosmor Beckwith Clark, Frederick Charles Clift, - John Henry Hansen, B. L., Herbert Sanford Herrick, Andrew Gregory Maguire, B. S., Henry Naunton Robson, Frederick William Ross, - Victor Aloysius Scheller, B. S., Frank Siiay, .... William Jonathan Sweigert, A. B., Harry Robert White, Wallace Alexander Wise, - San Francisco. Petaluma. San Francisco. San Francisco. Oakland. Sausalito. Oakland. - San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Jose. - Alameda. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Francisco. 1423 Sacramento St. 234 Montgomery St. 325 Montgomery St. 8 Montgomery St. 604 Clay St. 14 Montgomery St. 610 Eddy St. 419 Geary St. 318 Pine St. Petaluma. 1329 Sutter St. 224 Montgomery St. 330 Pine St. Sausalito. 325 Montgomery St. 405 Montgomery St. 234 Montgomery St. 250 Jessie St. 308 Leavenworth St. 4th and Townsend Sts. 1428 Howard St. 12 Stock Exchange. 324 Pine St. SENIOR CLASS Henry Hermon Adams, - - San Francisco. Charles Nelson Anthony, - • San Francisco. William Ferris Barton, - - Alameda. Howard Anthony Broughton, - Lompoc. Alfred Persons Brown, - - San Francisco. Robert IIarmer Countryman, - Vallejo. Joseph Lambert Crittenden, Ph.B., San Francisco. Thomas Bona Dozier, - - - Napa. Joseph Louis Dumontier, A. B., San Francisco. Alexander Grimes Eells, Ph.B., Santa Barbara. William Henry Fowler, - - San Francisco. Abraham Lincoln Frick, - - Oakland. Edward Everett Gaddis, - - Black’s. Jabez Howes Gove, - - - San Francisco. Stephen Duncan Hayne, A. B., Santa Barbara. Emmanuel Siegfried Heller, B. S., San Francisco. William Hendrickson, Jr., - San Francisco. George Wallace Jones, - - Placerville. Frank Thomas Nilon, - - Nevada City. Stephen Robert O’Keefe, A. B., - San Francisco. Edgar Davis Peixotto, - - .San Francisco. Peter Thomas Riley, A. M., - Grass Valley. [ 21 ] 625 Larkin St. 230 Montgomery St. 8 Montgomery St. 216 Sansome St. 1015 Geary St. 230 Montgomery St. 306 Pine St. 402 Kearny St. 328 Montgomery St. 13 Montgomery Block. 435 Buchanan St. 502 Montgomery St. 240 Montgomery St. 426 California St. 522 Montgomery St. 16 Nevada Block. 324 Pine St. 418 California St. 230 Montgomery St. 330 Pine St. 328 Montgomery St. Berkeley. James Peter Sweeney, Edgar Daniel Swift, • Edgar Rees Thompson, Ph. B., Andrew Thorne, B. L., John Frederick Tyler, William Carlton Wallace, Morris Herman Wascerwitz, John Thomas Wheeler, A. B., Ernest Wynne, - Junior Class, Middle Class, Senior Class, Total, San Francisco. 310 Pine St. - San Francisco. 265 Octavia St. Woodbridge. Oakland. - San Francisco. 206 Sansome St. San Francisco. 616 Grove St. - Oakland. • Oakland. Oakland. 420 California St. - Oakland. - Oakland. San Francisco. 530 Montgomery St. 20 . 15 31 66 COLLEGE OF MEDICINE “ See one physician, like a sculler plies; The patient lingers, and by inches dies,— But two physicians, like a pair of oars, Waft him more swiftly to the Stygian shores.” —Dunscomb. FACULTY HORACE DAVIS, A.B., President of the University, President. G. A. SHURTLEFF, M. D., Emeritus Professor of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence. M. W. FISH, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Physiology and Microscopy. R. BEVERLY COLE, A.M., M.D., M. R. C. S., Eng., Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology. W. F. McNUTT, M. D., M. R. C. P., Edin., Etc., Professor of the Principles and Practice of Medicine. ROBERT A. McLEAN, M. D., Professor of Clinical and Operative Surgery, Dean. W. E. TAYLOR, M. D., Professor of the Principles attd Practice of Surgery. F. B. KANE, M. D., F. R. C. S. I., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Pathology. A. L. LENGFELD, M.D., Professor of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry. WM. B. LEVVITT, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. BENJ. R. SWAN, M. D., Professor of the Diseases of Children. WM. H. MAYS, M.D., Professor of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence. WASHINGTON AYER, M.D., Professor of Hygiene. GEORGE II. POWERS, A. M., M. D., Professor of Ophthalmology and Otology. WM. WATT KERR, M.A., M. B., C. M., Professor of Therapeutics. ARNOLD A. D’ANCONA, A. B., M. D., Professor of Physiology and Microscopy. I • [ 23 ] ASSISTANTS IN THE COLLEGE OF MEDICINE DOUGLAS W. MONTGOMERY, Lecturer on Histology and Pathology, and Curator, Southwest Corner Pacific and Leavenworth Streets, San Francisco. WINSLOW ANDERSON, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry, 829 Broadway, San Francisco. JOHN M. WILLIAMSON, Demonstrator 0 Anatomy. HENRY L. TEVIS, Assistant Demonstrator 0 Anatomy, JULES A. SIMON, M. D., Assistant to the Chair 0 Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence, 323 Geary Street, San Francisco. STUDENTS IN THE COLLEGE OF MEDICINE Name. Residence. College or City Address. Miss Rova Alexander, Albany, Oregon. - 1821 Mason St. John H. Barbat, Ph.G., San Francisco. 113 Fulton St. Frederick T. Bond, Ph.G., Vallejo. - 817 Howard St. Miss Rosamond Cox, New York. - 319 Fremont St. N. T. Dennis, .... San Francisco. - 808 Bush Street. J. E. P. Dunn, - - Berkeley, Berkeley. M. B. Estes, .... San Francisco. - 1703 Howard St. Mrs. F. I. Foreman, Missouri. - 408 Chestnut St. E. B. Frick, .... San Francisco. - 826 Powell St. Frank Garcia, San Leandro. - 743 Pine St. A. K. Happersberger, San Francisco. - 532 Stevenson St. John L. Kelly, Lewiston, Idaho. 220 Eddy St. Dr. M. PIawakami, Japan. - 1163 Mission St. J. A. Noble, Boston, Mass. 425 Geary St. Dr. S. Sato, .... Japan. - 1163 Mission St. Dr. F. Uchido, Japan. - 531 Jessie St. Dr. Y. Takashima, Japan. - 1420 Taylor St. James T. White, Oakland. Oakland. R. E. Bunker, .... Minneapolis. - - Old People’s Home A. D. Gleaves, Anderson. 809 Market St. W. H. Haskin, New York. - Alcatraz Island. E. H. Holmes, Covelo, Or. - 743 Pine St. C. W. Jones, - San Francisco. - 1016 Clay St. C. W. I redale, San Francisco. 1155 Folsom St. Frank Larkey, San Francisco. - 2100 Filbert St. Mrs. F. R. Marx, - San Francisco. [ 24 ] - 417 Mason St. S. R. Mather, .... Lower Lake. 133 Clipper St. Oscar Mayer, Ph.G., Germany. Octavia Geary Sts. S. Mish, - San Francisco. - 407 Devisadero St. J. A. Oliver, San Francisco. 1601 Golden Gate. T. P. Schmidt, - Germany. 1902 Powell St. Henry P. Smith, Cloverdale. - 727 Eddy St. S. P. Tuggle, .... Tennessee. Jones Sutter Sts. A. O’Brien, - San Jose. 1613 Clay St. Gustave C. Zayer, Anaheim. Alameda. J. E. Comyns, San Francisco. 14 Frederick St. W. J. Hawkins, .... San Francisco. - 340 Fremont St. S. J. Himkin, Oakland. Oakland. Miss Rova Johnson, - Richmond, Va. 236 Fifth St. A. G. Meyer, - San Francisco. 217 Eleventh St. M. Looney, - Ireland. 445 Tehama St. J. M. Martinez, Guatemala, C. A. 923 Jackson St. E. W. Payne, - San Francisco. 800 Sutter St. B. E. Shurtleff, - Napa. 1820 Lyons St. Miss C. B. Spring, San Francisco. 812 Chestnut St. Frank Surryhne, - Sonoma. Oakland. Carl W. von Tiedemann, New York. 312 Fifth St. James T. Toomey, - Permola. San Rafael. Joseph Calegaris, San Francisco. - Pacific Kearny St. Chas. C. Mohun - San Francisco. St. Mary’s Hospital. COLLEGE OF PHARMACY “ What, ho! Apothecary ! let me have A dram of poison.” —Shakespeare. FACULTY HORACE DAVIS, A.B., President of the University, President. WILLIAM T. WENZELL, M.D., Ph. G., Professor of Chemistry. HERMANN H. BEHR, M.D., Professor of Botany. WILLIAM M. SEARBY, Professor of Materia Medica. EDWARD W. RUNYON, Ph. G., Professor of Theory and Practice of Pharmacy, Dean. QUIZ MASTERS Chemistry. HENRY E. BESTHORN, Ph. G., Pharmacy. JOSEPHINE E. BARBAT, Ph. G., Materia Medica. JOSEPHINE E. BARBAT, Ph. G., Botany. INSTRUCTOR IN THE COLLEGE OF PHARMACY CHARLES SAMUEL GREENE, A. B., In Latin. To be appointed by the Professor of Chemistry. r 2o ] STUDENTS IN THE COLLEGE OF PHARMACY Name. JUNIOR CLASS Nativity. Augustus Airaldi, - Marius A. Artigues, • Frank V. Baer, Edward B. Barthrop, - George W. Baxley, Henry M. Beck, John C. Boyle, George W. Burnett, - Emmett Callaghan, Chas. C. Chitwood, Levitt H. Cox, Louis S. Crackbon, Thomas H. Davis, - John W. DeWitt, Henry M. Donahue, Lincoln Fitzell, George H. Francis, Henry G. Gerdf.s, Jonathan Green, - George J. Harvey, Ulysses Hoover, Gustave Hornung, Jr., Heber L. Huntingdon, Walter S. Johnston - John E. Kelsey, William H. Laim, Victor W. Link, Eugene L’hote, Frederick Lovatti, Wallace S. Macfarla$e, Benjamin A. Mardis, - Frank I. Meyers, Theophilus V. O’Gorman, James J. O’Grady, Ambrose E. O’Neill, Sanford S. Prosser, - Victor E. Rhodi n, - Peter A. Ryan, Leon Saclier, Edward W. Schmidt, Henry R. Schneider, John O. Torre, Samuel Trewartha, Jr., - John B. Tufts, - Allan C. Wagener, Otto A. Wei he, John L. Westlake, - Laurence E. Williams, - Italy. France. New York. Washington Territory. - Virginia. Louisiana. - California. California. - California. Oregon. - Illinois. California. - California. Missouri. - California. Iowa. - California. Germany. . California. Ohio. - Indiana. California. California. California. California. California. - Mexico. California. - South America. Missouri. - California. California. - England. California. - California. Tennessee. - Sweden. New York. - France. California. - California. Italy. - California. Massachusetts. - Michigan. California. - Canada. California. [ 27 ] SENIOR CLASS Name. Frank W. Bilger, - Letitia Blake, Adolph G. Bijssenius, Jerome P. Churchill, John F. A. Delicat, Edward P. Driscoll, - Horatio B. Emerson, George E. Flint, Allie S. Fox, Willard H. Francis, Richard T. Frank, - Frederick W. Hesemeyer, Charles C. Higgins, - Harry D. Kelsey, James H. McCarthy, P. F. McMorry, - James J. Molony, Philip J. Perkins, Frank B. Petrie, Frank W. Ralston, George A. Root, Frederick W. Rowe, - William K. Sanborn, Herbert R. Smith, William H. Topley, Joseph Von Werthern, Thomas J. White, - Edward A. Wolf, Nativity. - Oregon. California. - California. California. - California. California. - California. California. - California. California. - Nevada. Germany. - California. California. - California. Ireland. - California. California. - Indiana. California. - Massachusetts. California. - California California. - California. Texas. - California. Massachusetts. COLLEGE OF DENTISTRY “My curse upon thy venom’d stang, That shoots my tortured gums alang.”—Bums. FACULTY HORACE DAVIS, A. B., President of the University, President. JOSEPH LeCONTE, M. D., LL.D., Honorary Professor of Biology. L. L. DUNBAR, D. D. S., Professor of the Principles and Practice of Operative Dentistry, and Dental Histology. C. L. GODDARD, A.M., D.D.S., Professor of Mechanical Dentistry, Dean. A. L. LENGFELD, M.D., Professor of Materia Medica, and Medical Chemistry. W. E. TAYLOR, M.D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. WM. B. LEWITT, M.D., Professor of Anatomy. MAURICE J. SULLIVAN, D. D. S., Professor of Dental Pathology and Therapeutics. 0 ARNOLD A. D’ANCONA, A.B., M.D., Professor of Physiology. DEMONSTRATORS IN THE COLLEGE' OF DENTISTRY F. J. SAXE, A. M.,D. D.S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry, Oakland. JOSEPH SCHNEIDER, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry, 838 Market Street, San Francisco. CHARLES BOXTON, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Mechanical Dentistry, 131 Post Street, San Francisco. MILTON F. GABBS, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry, Corner Market and Stockton Streets, San Francisco. JOHN M. WILLIAMSON, M. D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. [ 20 ] ASSISTANTS IN THE COLLEGE OF DENTISTRY WINSLOW ANDERSON, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry, R. E. PAYNE, D. D. S., Assistant Demonstrator of Mechanical Dentistry. HENRY L. TEVIS, M.D., Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy. CLINICAL INSTRUCTORS IN THE COLLEGE OF DENTISTRY II. C. DAVIS, L. D. S., San Francisco. B. W. HAINES, M. D., D. D. S., San Francisco. W. B. KINGSBURY, Santa Clara. H. E. KNOX, D. D. S. San Francisco. A. F. McLAIN, M.D., D. D. S., Santa Rosa. THOMAS MORFFEW, D. D. S., San Francisco. W. E. PRICE, D. D. S., San Francisco. MAX SICHEL, San Francisco. L. VAN ORDEN, M. D., San Francisco. W. WOOD, Sacramento. STUDENTS IN THE COLLEGE OF DENTISTRY I. H. Chapman, F. H. Fisher, M. P. Gambitz, S. H. Hackett, - F. L. IIultberg, P. McCargar. Barru, Canada. San Francisco, Cal. Oakland, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Middleboro, Mass. Chicago, III. Ottawa, Canada. SENIOR CLASS H. S. Boys, [ co j O 3- J. Pfiester, - R. Romana, W. R. Shoaff, W. G. Shan key, - E. N. Short, C. S. Weston, junior G. F. Bray, - B. M. Gunzburger, A. Katayama, W. F. Lesher, - W. A. Meyer, W. G. Mobley, - D. Nash, .... A. J. Powell, - E. W. Pratt, F. C. SUTLIFF, - A. Wallace, FRESHMAN J. A. Garrison, .... A. L. Hatch, W. R. Lovegrove, C. H. Lytton, A. J. Sylvester, Pinole, Cal. Guatemala, C. A. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Oakland, Cal. CLASS New York, N. Y. San Francisco, Cal. Yokohama, Japan. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. North Bloomfield, Cal. . - Nicolaus, Cal. Haywards, Cal. Lexington, Cal. Sacramento, Cal. Stockton, Cal. CLASS Forest Hill, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. . San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. iWWiimmaw HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF ’88 The history of a class during its four years of University life naturally divides itself into two parts; first, the record of the class in athletics, rushes, and the support, generally, of college customs; second, a discussion of the deep and lasting influences, if any, which the class has had upon the life of the University—those effects which it has made upon the manners and customs and spirit of the undergraduates and instructors, which will not fade away with the graduation of the class, but will remain indefinitely, as a testimonial of the good or evil results of its connection with the University. In respect to ’88’s participation in the current affairs of the University, since our entrance here, while recognizing that nearly every class can look back upon portions of its career with pride and satisfaction, we members of ’88 feel that we have special cause for gratification. Although severely handicapped by the numbers of those who, on moral grounds, or because of studious habits, never engaged in exhibitions of class spirit, yet in our mortar-board and cane rushes, our Bourdon Burial, and our attempts to discipline the I 35 ] Freshmen, we were able to make a fair showing; and though, in the rushes, at least, we were almost invariably defeated, it was not with- out great exertions on the part of our opponents ; and no more substantial tribute could be paid the persistent valor of the “rush- ing” spirits of '88, in the face of most discouraging support on the part of their own class, and the evident superiority on the part of their antagonists, than the joy and pride which these same antagonists never fail to evince at our defeats, and which their historians have left recorded on the pages of former Blue and Golds. But though oft-times defeated, and many times carried away into durance vile, we never gave way supinely; and though now grave and reverend seniors, we that took part in them can look back on those severe class contests with pardonable satisfaction. Although we do not regret that they have been abolished, yet we recall with pleasure the daring undertakings in which we took a common part; the dis- comforts and dangers which we suffered; and the friendships that were then made and cemented with memories which time will hardly fade. It has been in athletics, however, that our class has been most signally successful. We have always taken a fair share of the prizes on field-days; we won the only championship series in lawn-tennis that has been played ; while in baseball and foot- ball, after having passed the preparatory stages of our Freshman year, we were uniformly successful. The 'Varsity football team has ever drawn most heavily from our ranks, while the baseball team has almost been the creation of our class; for when we came to college there were nothing but class teams, and baseball was held in low estimation, but the number of experts in our class allowed a strong University team to be organized. Attention was directed to this branch of athletics; the University team became an important factor in college affairs; and this year we were able to present a club strong enough to defeat all comers, and to arouse the enthusiastic support of the entire student body. In the support of other college institutions, however, '88 has not by any means displayed as commendable a spirit; for though, indeed, the names of her members, even when we were yet Fresh- men, were prominent on the staffs of the college papers, and though we supported our Blue and Gold with every evidence of unanim- ity, yet the class most ill-advisedly decided to forego its Junior Day, a course most disastrous, since it has proved a pretext for other [ 3G ] classes to follow in our footsteps, and thus has dealt a severe blow at the perpetuation of one of our few public days, which alone pre- sent opportunities for social intercourse among the students and their friends. Moreover, such occasions give a decided stimulus to the literary and debating societies; but there, again, ’88 has been deficient, since these organizations have been allowed to languish in unprofitable weakness and neglect. This want of a spirit of coope- ration and self-sacrifice, this apathy toward the life of institutions which it is her duty to support, is directly traceable to the dissen- sions and lack of harmony which have always been characteristic of ’88 in matters requiring unity of action and sentiment. To the same causes are to be traced the lack of those social influences which add such enjoyment to college life; for though our glee clubs, at first, were highly successful, they soon came to be things of the past. But whatever may be thought of ’88’s record in these surface matters of University life, her true glory lies in the part she has taken in raising the tone of student thought and action, in the hearty support she has given to those institutions and reforms which have been introduced since her advent in the University, and, above all, in her scholarship. According to the opinion of those in a posi- tion to judge accurately, ’88, both as a class and through the bril- liancy of individual members, takes rank with the first of those classes which have been noted for great attainments in scholarship during the history of the University. Since our matriculation we have seen instituted important changes in the constitution of the University, both as regards her internal affairs, and her relations to the outside world. We are the first class that has taken a full course under the Mills’ chair of Philosophy; we have witnessed the coming of President Holden, which was the signal for an aggressive and successful warfare upon the prejudices and ignorance of the press and the people regarding the University, and the setting in activity of new forces for the betterment of the college; we have seen the resources of the Univer- sity, which were before inadequate to our needs, vastly enlarged, thus removing the greatest impediment to our prosperity; and lastly, we have seen the whole University awaken from its lethargy; important additions made to the Faculty; various departments rendered more efficient; the extent of the curriculum enlarged; the method of . instruction in various instances improved, and the standard of scholarship raised. [ 37 ] As regards many of these changes, ’88 has been but a passive witness, but most of them she has helped on to fruition. The pres- ence of a large body of earnest and successful students could not but have a decided influence in raising the tone of the University, and affording ground for Faculty and Regents to work upon in recom- mending and promoting these great and beneficial changes. We thus mark the separation of the old and the new order of things. We have witnessed the dawn of a new day of promise for our Uni- versity, and have seen its sun advance well on the way across the heaven of our new prosperity; we have breathed the air of that new day ; our intellects have been quickened by its warmth, and strength- . ened by its bracing and invigorating atmosphere. The class of ’88, though having its faults, is one that has a good, sound record back of it; for it has taken active part in promoting nearly all legitimate affairs of student life. It has frowned down those things that are harmful, and by the diligence of its members has inestimably raised the standard of scholarship in the University, and has made for itself a name of which not only its own members but the University at large are proud, while the future is radiant with the promises of success beckoning on the members of this class to renewed exertions and renewed triumphs. The Last Man of ’88—Nobody to Hang Him SENIOR CLASS CLASS COLOR : PINK OFFICERS First Term GEORGE A. MERRILL, - MISS ELEANOR JOHNSON, OLIVER B. ELLSWORTH, I. I. BROWN, W. E. PROCTOR, E. R. DREW, C. F. ALLARDT, MISS EMMA HEFTY, Second Term JAMES SUTTON, MISS ELEANOR JOHNSON, ARTHUR BACHMAN - J. A. CHESNUT, I. I. BROWN, .... C. W. REED, JAMES P. BOOTH, CHARLES E. TURNER, MISS MAYELLA MURPHY, President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sergeant at-Arms Board of Directors President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sergeant- at-Arms Historian Board of Directors % [ 39 ] STATISTICS OF THE NAME Age Height Weight Disposition YRS. M. FT. IN. lbs. Charles Ferdinand Allardt.. 21 6 5 9 lA 136 Self-contained Frederick Adolph Allardt.... 20 5 9 }i 150 Astonished Arthur Bachman 20 10 5 8 148 Suspiciously quiet.. 6 2JX Francis Lawrence Bosqui 5 j e IX Y± 183 Old Finlay Cook 25 5 210 Inflated pomposity. e 7 V. Frederick Thomas Duhring.... 25 9 6 I Yx 160 Talkative Adrian Collier Ellis, Jr 21 7 5 11 153 Mulishly obstinate Oliver Bryant Ellsworth 149 George Washington Hillegass 22 5 5 11 165 Unknown e 8 Letitia Eleanor Johnson 22 i 5 YA 138 Coquettish 6 C V. Fretful e 8 Henry E. Monroe 22 TO 6 . � 45 Horribly nervous. . M a yell a Genevieve Murphy... 20 5 3 ns Cool Theodore Sherman Palmer.... 20 4 5 � oK 145 Has none Wilfred Everett Proctor 2i 9 6 6 204 Mild, fora big man 183 William Edward Rowlands.... 24 4 5 7Ya 157 Witty 168 George Malcolm Stratton.... 22 8 5 9K 145 Goody-goody Blas S c Til W11. Hannaford Wentworth.. 24 4 6 130 Sarcastic Maurice Sullivan Woodhams.. 26 4 5 10H 168K Taciturn Average Age. 21 yrs. 8 mos. 14 days. Influence on University Life None....... Indifferent. Lad........ So-so...... Hard to tell...... Moral............. Horrible.......... Naturally small... Mellow............ Accursed............ Mellifluous....... None.............. 'Tiresome......... Evangelizing...... Enervating........ Ponderously sweet Unknown........... Bloody................. Superlatively sweet.... Demoralizing........... Degrading.............. ( N egative — always) finding fault........) Irritating............. Not much............... Discouraging........... Intangible............. Never exercised any.... Passable........... Ennobling.......... Infamous........... Enlivening......... Frightful.......... Nil................ Imperceptible...... Acrobatic.......... Saturnine.......... For athletics...... Average Height, 5 ft. 10 in sao ntLn m....... %....... tsJy sveet. ivtvr.tf Sc ....{ ........ «1 - 1 ......H 4......j .......I ........ BBdsedfl-1 it.....' ........j ...... ........1 ......... .. j r ..i CLASS OF ’88 Chosen Occupation ( Mechanical ) ( Engineer...) None as yet.... Capitalist...... Shop-keeper..... Blooming lawyer. Lawyer.......... Doctor.......... Lawyer.......... Mining engineer.. Attorney-at-law.. (Electrical ) ( engineer...) Mining engineer.. Lawyer.......... Lawyer.......... Lawyer............ J She’s not quite I sure............J Doctor............ “ In my ) father's store” j Founder of chari-1 tabic institutions) Minister.......... Mercantile life... ( Wool and grain ) I merchant...) Lawyer......... (Mechanical ) ( engineer....) Lawyer......... Society girl... Naturalist..... Surveyor....... Orchardist..... Lawyer......... Civil engineer.... Lawyer......... Doctor......... Lawyer......... Doctor......... Doctor........ Lawyer......... Probable Occupation Same............ Dancing master.. Clerk........... Shop-keeper..... Withered shyster Angry shyster ... {Disreputable 1 quack..........J Little shyster.... Wielding the pick {Heavy shyster) or recorder..) Line man........ Bum............. Talkative shyster Lazy shyster .... Dude shyster.... Pedestrienne.... Unknown quack . Society swell... Votary of fashion Bishop.......... Dilletante...... Hospital patient.. Tiresome shyster. Post-office clerk.. Quibbling shyster Teacher......... Bird Stuffier... Chain Carrier.... Capitalist...... Belligerent shyster (Studying ) | mechanic?... ) Illogical shyster.. Villainous quack.. | Wise-looking ) ( shyster......i Murderous quack Last quack...... Last shyster.... Favorite Recreation Never had any...... Calling............. Sight seeing........ Shovelling.......... Looking sarcastic.... Bumming............ Falling in love.... Running for office- Target shooting..... f Wirepulling and ) i writing buncombe J Botanizing.......... Smoking............. Talking............. Being good.......... Singing............. Pedestrianism....... Unknown............ Theatre-going....... Coquetting.......... Baseball............ Posing.............. Growling............ Contradicting....... Favorite Study Course Mechanics. Girls..... ( Heading the scien-) ( tific ticket....J Fretting........... Running for the train. Getting full........ Target shooting..... Studying............ Duelling........... Cracking jokes...... Admiring the Co-eds. Inebriety.......... Looking dignified.... Bumming........... Laboring with a spade Football............ { Never thought) j about it.....J Philosophy..... Political science.. How to score... English........ I.I............ Calculus....... Bull-dozing.... Botany.......... Has none....... Oratory....... I Howoftenmay) I cut......) Etiquette. Drill.... Unknown Dress. ... ( How to appear) I sweet.........J How to steal bases ) Same as other) I swell.........J How to find fault. f Raising sub- ) I scriptions... J Literature....... ( How to pad for) ( the Chronicle] Political science.. Bugs............. Calculus......... All favorites.... Philosophy...... Mechanics........ Why I got left... English.......... Conic sections.... Latin............ Sarcasm.......... Sloeging........ Mechanics. L. and P... L. and P... L. and P... Classical... Classical... L. and P... Classical... Mining.... L. and P... Mechanics. (Civil en-) gineer’g J L. and P... Classical... Classical... Literary... Literary... L. and P... Literary... Classical... L. and P... Chemistry.. L. and P... Mechanics. Literary... L. and P... Classical... I Civil en en-J rg f gineer’g L. and P... Classical... ) Civil en-) '(gineer’g J Classical... Classical... L. and P... Classical... Classical... Classical... Residence Oakland Oakland San Francisco Napa San Francisco New Orleans San Francisco San Francisco Oakland San Francisco Oakland Sutter Creek Sonoma San Francisco Niles Oakland Berkeley San Francisco Oakland Berkeley Oakland San Francisco Capistrano San Francisco Bur wood San Francisco Berkeley Haywards Sacramento Placerville Camptonville San Francisco Oakland Oakland San Francisco Nevada City La Honda Average Weight, 155 lbs. General characteristic of Class—PUNK. CHARLES WESLEY REED, Statistician. HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF ’89 The class of ’89 is about to leave behind her the most memorable period in the whole course of college life, a period of assimilation of the results of lower class labors and of concentration of energy for the final struggles of the Senior year. The. changes which have occurred during the past few years have marked an epoch in the history of the University which will be contemplated with interest by the future student. Upon no class has the demoralizing effect of uncertain changing been so slight as upon the one now about to begin the duties of its closing year. The suppression, by the power that 7vas, of “ rushes ” and other customs so dear to the heart of the genuine college man, relieved the Junior from the pleasant task of coaching “Freshies” in those manly sports. But while mourning the loss of his hereditary privilege, and deploring the present insipidness of college life, he has had greater leisure to smoke his cigarette in the enjoyment of traditional “luscious” ease. Although, as annalist, it is our province to chronicle only the events of the past year, yet inasmuch as several interesting exploits f 42 ) have been suppressed in previous accounts, we will make brief men- tion of such as are not recounted in other portions of this volume. One of the brightest stars in the galaxy of our brilliant achievements is what is generally known as the Cheney affair, which occurred during the early part of our Sophomore year. The cautious “Freshies” had perfected all their plans for an ideal glee ; the selection of the ice cream, that all-in-all of a genuine glee, was entrusted to a connoisseur (as we can attest); and all the accompanying dainties were provided with exquisite care by o’s fair and delicate “Coeds.” All went smoothly until the hour for refreshment drew nigh, when, imagine the chagrin of the “Freshies” at finding that the provisions had most unaccountably disappeared. Meanwhile the exultant Sophomores regaled themselves on the well-prepared feast; and in the exuberance of their after feelings, they returned the empty freezers to the dazed Freshmen, giving vent to their satisfaction in belligerent yells and martial songs; while the patron saint of the besieged benevolently offered to top off the feast with a “dose of cold lead.” After the stormy scenes of Sophomore life, we stemmed the tide of yearly examinations, and at the close of three months spent in sunny nooks and woody glens, we returned, with staunch hearts, ready to perpetuate the memories of hard-earned victories of by- gone days, and to seek new laurels in the many fields of study. The pleasure of reunion, however, was saddened by the absence of the familiar faces of many who through unforeseen troubles were forced to leave our ranks thus early in the course. It was the will of Providence that our dear friend and classmate, Joseph A. Norris, should never return to the scene of our past joys and sorrows. He died during the summer vacation of typhoid fever, while at his home in Pleasant Valley. The essential function of ’Sp’s connection with the University has been to initiate improvement and advancement. She has set the style in everything she has undertaken. We will select only two or three striking examples: When 88’s Junior Day plans fell flat through confessed inability, ’89 came to the rescue, and, with the far-seeing eye of the diplomat, substituted a “Sophomore Hop,” and established the custom. Before ’89’s class yell was selected, even the college itself had none, but forthwith proceeded to adopt one on the basis of our own proud cry. And every class yell since chosen has been modeled after ’89’s. It had been our intention to celebrate Junior Day, and the class [ 43 ] had so decided by vote, but owing to an aggravating conflict with the authorities in regard to the choice of a day for its observance, and owing to a spirit of opposition shown by one or two members of the class, it was thought best to preserve harmony and dispense with the usual exercises. Now that ’89 is beginning to approach the end of her college career, she experiences that peculiar feeling of joy and sadness which only the thought of saying farewell to our beloved college can create. In what transpires during the coming year, we hope to approach, both in our thoughts and in our actions, the high standard we have set for ourselves ; and to preserve what has been the secret of our past success—a complete unity of action in all our under- takings. “Junior Ease” ('OlOHd '30Nn -A ’0) JUNIOR CLASS CLASS COLOR : LIGHT BLUE CLASS YELL Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Eu-re-ka ! '89! 89! Zip) Boom, Ah! CLASS MOTTO: SEMPER INVICTUS OFFICERS First Term J. L. STEFFENS, Miss E. M. McLEAN, CHARLES R. THOMPSON, HERMAN H. KERCKHOFF, CHARLES A. NOBLE, DAVID EDELMAN, EDWARD VON ADELUNG, Jr., Miss LUELLA STONE, GEORGE R. LUICENS, ■ CHARLES CLAUSSEN A. C. WIDBER, .... Second Term G. R. LUKENS, Miss G. M. FISHER, W. L. J EPSON, J. L. FLAHERTV, - Miss E. M. McLEAN, - Miss E. B. LEE, - C. E. HOLMES, H. H. MAYBERRY, J. A. SANDS, .... President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Historian Board of Directors Sergeant-at-Arms Athletic Committee President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Board of Directors Athletic Committee f « 1 MEMBERS Name. Chas. Montague Bakewell (Cl), Chas. Gore Bonner (Ag.), - Chas. Claussen (C. E.), Wm. Talton Craig (L. P. S.) - James Morrison Dikeman (Min.), David Edelman (Cl.), - Adrian Collier Ellis (Cl.) Grace Merriam Fisher (Cl.), John Loftus Flaherty (Cl.), Harry Lord Ford (C. E.), - Arthur P. Hayne (L. P. S.), - Chas. Edward Holmes (C. E.), - Willis Linn Jepson (L. P. S.), - Henry James Jory (Min.), Geo. Frank Kincaid (Mech.), Armand Lazarus (Cl.), John Jacob Lermen (Cl.), Geo. Russell Lukens (L. P. S.), HarryHurschild MAYBERRY(Lit-) Elizabeth Mary McLean (L. P.S. Henry Alex. Melvin (L. P. S.), Herbert Chas. Moffitt (Ch.), - Francis Daniel Murphy (Cl.), - Beverly Stephen Nourse (Cl.), John Alonzo Sands (L. P. S.), - John Henry Schutte (Cl.), Jos. Lincoln Steffens (L. P. S.) Arthur Irwin Street (Cl.), Geo. Frederick Stone (Min.), Luella Stone (Ch.), Geo. Abrm. Sturtevant (L. P. S. Thos. Berry Sullivan (L. P. S. Philip Burt Thornton (Cl.), Edw. Von Adelung, Jr. (Mech.), - Fred. Leslie Wharff (L. P. S.), Augustus Chas. Widber (Min.), - Frederick William Wright (Ch.] Residence. College or City Address. Riverside, - Beta Theta Pi Hall. San Francisco. Chi Phi Hall. Blanco. - - Union, n’r Allston Way. San Francisco. 622 Twenty-third St. Rough and Ready. Fulton St. cor. Bancroft. Los Angeles. - Banc’ftWay and Choate. Carson City, Nev. Durant Ave. Oakland. - 904 Filbert St. San Francisco. 907 Stevenson St. San Francisco. 1121 Sutter St. Santa Barbara. Chi Phi Hall. San Francisco - 315 14th St., Oakland. Vacaville. - Benevue Ave. San Francisco. 2020 Mission St. San Francisco. 2219 Pacific Ave. San Francisco. 909 Union St. San Francisco. 10 Pearl St. Oakland. - 560 Thirteenth St. , Alhambra. Ellsworth St. ), Oakland. - 418 Twelfth St. East Oakland - 358 E. Fourteenth St. Oakland. - 22d and Broadway. San Francisco. 319 Oak St. Sacramento. Bancroft Way. Oakland. 1474 Ninth St. San Francisco. Phi Gamma Delta Hall 1, Sacramento. Zeta Psi Hall. Berkeley. Durant Ave. Oakland. 1007 Jackson St. Oakland. 1007 Jackson St. ), Hopland. Durant Ave. ), San Francisco. Sigma Chi House. San Francisco. Chi Phi Hall. E. Oakland. - 153 E. Tenth St. San Francisco. 1824 Green St. San Francisco. Sigma Chi House. 1, Berkeley. Bancroft and Fulton. [ 40 ] 3Ln 31lcmoriam Joseph alonzo norris Born: Pleasant Valley, El Dorado Co., November 26, i86j. Died: Pleasant Valley, El Dorado Co., September 18, 1887. “0 thou the Lord and Maker of life and light! Full heavy are the burdens that do weigh Our spirits earthward, as through twilight gray We journey to the end and rest of night; Though well we know to the deep inward sigh, Darkness is but thy shadow, and the day Where thou art never dies, but sends its ray Through the wide universe with restless might. O, Lord of light, steep thou our souls in thee, That when the daylight trembles into shade, And falls the silence of mortality, And all is done, we shall not be afraid, But pass from light to light; from earth’s dull gleam Into the very heart and heaven of our dream.” HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF ’90 Venimus, Vidimus, Vicimus. This has been considered, by some members of the class, as sufficiently expressive of the career of the Sophomore class thus far. Yet this terse and epigrammatic summary of our history requires a few interpolations, before it can be considered historically complete. We came, and were soon imbued with that class spirit which lives and grows in our hearts, and is second only to our love for our Alma Mater. These two principles have done much toward shap- ing our course in the past two years of college life. That our class spirit has not been lacking, has been proven by our interest and suc- cess in all class contests (notably in the last field-day sports), and by the .vigor with which, as Freshmen, we resented all indignities cast upon us. Occasions for such resentment were rare, but our vigi- lance was never relaxed. We responded, with equal eagerness, to the midnight call, and the bolder scrimmage which “shunned not the light of day.” We may point with keen satisfaction to our jubilee over the burial of Bourdon, as the fitting close of a successful year. We consigned him to his grave amid the ashes, under auspices worthy of his character. There was no lamentation. On the contrary, there was music, fireworks and great rejoicing. As the flames began to devour his body, demons danced about and welcomed him to their Satanic realm. With the beginning of the present year, new duties and require- ments, which we could not avoid, particularly pertaining to the office of genuine Sophomores, were imposed upon us. Most important (and this was especially the case in the opening months of the year), were the training and discipline of the “Freshies.” They were tractable and docile; hence our efforts looking towards that end were highly successful and productive of good results. In proof of this we would point to our Freshmen of to-day, who are, with the exception of a little loudness, as fine a class of ’91 as there is in any college of the land. [ 48 1 To a student at college the present is, indeed, important only that the best may be obtained from it for future use in performing the duties of after life. And this thought, together with the reverence which we have learned to cherish towards our University, has been a constant and inspiring incitement to the earnest performance of her every requirement. Thus have we seen and appreciated the opportunities and conditions which have surrounded us. SOPHOMORE CLASS CLASS COLOR: CRIMSON CLASS MOTTO: POST PROELIUM PREMIUM OFFICERS First Term LESLIE R. HEWITT, Miss A. H. RAMS DELL, GUY H. STOKES, - F. E. RICH, ■ J. T. GARDNER, Miss R. M. DOBBINS, EDWIN C. HYDE, J. A. BENTON, J Second Term E. COKE HILL, Miss J. E. CHAPMAN, ORRIN K. McMURRAY, W. H. FRASER, THOS. D. ALLIN, Miss J. E. CHAPMAN, H. G. PARKER, Miss RUTH MERRILL, Miss M. MORTON, President Vice-President Secretary - Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Board of Directors President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Historian Board of Directors MEMBERS Henry Frank Baily (L. P. S.), Santa Cruz. Joseph Augustine Benton, (Cl.) - Oakland. Chester Tupper Cadwell (Lit.)� Oakland. Jas. Hickock Cary (L. P. S.), San Francisco, John Henry Caughlin (C. E.), ■ San Francisco. Josephine E. Chapman (L. P.S.), Alameda. Wm. Henry Davis (Lit.), - - Marysville. Richard Frank Dean (Cl.), - San Francisco. Rose Mary Dobbins (L P. S.), - Butchertown. Hannah Fessenden (Cl.), - - Oakland, Henry Alfred Fisk (L. P. S.), Santa Rosa. Wm. Duncan Forbes (L. P. S.), San Rafael. Walter Henry Fraser (Cl.), - Oakland. Charles G. Harker (Cl.), - - San Francisco. Lewis Colman Harmon - - Lorin, Cal. And. Mitchell Henderson (Cl.), Sacramento. - Ernest N. Henderson (L. P.S.), Sutter Creek. Leslie Randall Hewitt (Lit.), - Los Angeles. Edward Coke Hill (Lit.), - - Oakland. Edwin Chandler Hyde (L. P. S.), Oakland, Arthur Inceli. (C. E.), - - San Francisco. Jabez Arthur Jenkins (C. E.), - Grass Valley. - Norman Russell Lang (I.. P. S.), Oakland. Hugh McE. La Rue, Jr. (L. P.S.), Sacramento. - Arthur Fisher Mack (Min.), • Westminster. Amanda Matthews (Lit.), - - Los Angeles. - Frank B. McKenna (L. P. S.), Suisun. Lewis McKisick (L. P. S.), - Oakland. Frederick Wm. McNear (Lit.), - Oakland. Anna McNeill (L. P. S.), - San Francisco. Emma Jeanette Merrill (L P.S.), Denverton. Ruth Merrill (Lit.), - - Sacramento. ■ Mollie Morton (Cl.), - - Sacramento. Henry Gridley Parker (C. E.), Santa Ana. Samuel Stodole Peck (Ch.), - Oakland. Archie Burton Pierce (C. E.) - Berkeley. Ada Hope Ramsdell (L. P. S.), Alameda. John Dunning Rideout (L. P. S.), Berkeley. Wm.Lafayette Rodgers(L. P.S.), Watsonville. - Leon Samuels (L. P. S.), - San Francisco. Wm. Sidney Smith (Lit.), - Stockton. Edward Heald Stearns (L. P.S.), Oakland. Guy H. Stokes (L. P. S.), - Berkeley. Aim£ Dongee Stoney (Lit.), - San Francisco. Wallace Irving Perry (Ch.), - Sacramento. - Chas. Edw. Townsend (L. P. S.), Oakland. Stanley T. Welch (L. P. S.), - San Francisco. Harry Lord Wilson (L. P. S.), San Francisco. Wm. Abourn Wright (Ch.), - Berkeley. Sigma Chi House. 684 Twenty-fifth St. 1409 Grove St. Chi Phi Hall. 1812 Stockton St. 1722 Buena Vista Ave. Chi Phi Hall. 1403 Twenty-first St. West Berkeley. 1079 Twelfth St. Phi Gamma Delta Hall, Chi Phi Hall. 305 Third St. 1909 Pine St. Fairview Ave. Phi Gamma Delta. University Grounds. P. O. Box 44. 604 Eighth St. 701 Post St. U. C. Grounds. Chi Phi Hall. First Club House. U. C. Grounds. Ladies Club House. Chi Phi Hall. 1167 Castro St. Beta Theta Pi Hall. 328 Bryant St. Ladies Club House. 918 Chester St. Dwight Way. U. C. Grounds. 1615 Fillmore St., S.F, Berkeley Way. 1738 Eagle Ave. Durant Ave. Phi Gamma Delta Hall, 805 Folsom St. Durant Ave. Oxford St. Oxford St. and College. 1132 Valencia St. Channing Way. Sigma Chi House. 434 Fremont St. Chi Phi Hall. Bancroft Way, nr Fulton. Dedicated to '90 by ’91 0«1 AM I «%, 0.1. ciM.i.vDiaa ci •amo p, i O, HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF ’91 I am about to chronicle the story of a series of events, the tran- sactions of a body of resolute men and women in a year which shall be known and spoken of as one of the most brilliant and yet one of the most substantial stages of progress and prosperity ever known to the University of California. It is brilliant, because of the remarkable achievements of that little band of heroes known as the Class of ’91. It is substantial, because at that time was laid the foundation stone of a structure which shall be unparalleled for its symmetrical beauty and transcendent usefulness. Let those who wish to predict the future course of empire gain their data from a contemplation of that body of profound students and most excellent ladies and gentlemen, the Class of 91. Ninety-one! That name shall ever be a source of pleasure and comfort. Only look forward to the time when our young locks shall have turned to grey,—when, in the afternoon of life, medi- tation shall in a measure have supplanted our active thought. Will I 54 ] it not be a true pleasure to recall the happy faces and new associa- tions with which we met in our first year of college experience? Will it not be a true comfort to think of our struggles, disappointments and victories on first coming in contact with the old University? A history of the Class of '91 must of necessity be brief. We have existed only a portion of one year. The great future is before us with its almost limitless possibilities. Striding onward at her present rate of progress, the Class of ’91 bids fair to be bounded in her attainment only by the impossible. In the Class of ’91 can be found the flower of California's sturdy sons. Others we have with us. Some from the Eastern lands of ice and blizzards; others from the sultry South. May their numbers increase. But come from what clime we may, we always exchange a hearty greeting as, united under a common banner, we labor for the laudable purpose of bettering ourselves and our fellow-men. Some of us had to run the gauntlet of entrance “exes.,” and to see the brave fellows fall about us thrilled us with the importance of the task we had undertaken. Others, more fortunate, were not re- quired to face this ordeal; but, strange to say, that short and decisive little struggle bound its survivors firmly together. It is only neces- sary to give one utterance to that magnetic rallying cry, “'91!” when every heart will cease the slightest twang of discord and will sound in harmony with the music of the harps of loyalty. It is sufficient to say that, united in any enterprise, the Class of ’91 is insuperable —a state of affairs ample evidence of which may be gained from those who witnessed, in the annual athletic games, the shattered Sophomore ranks. So complete was our victory on the diamond that when the airy egg rolled across the field and '91 rushed out with colors flying, eager for the onset, our opponents refused to rise from the dust where we had laid them, and in utter dejection handed us the victors’ crown without a struggle. With the Seniors the case was little better. We played them a brave game, and it was only a combination of circumstances which prevented us from car- rying away the laurels also in this case. With them it was “ Blucher or night.” Blucher didn’t come, but the night did, and as it closed down around the scene, the last glance showed our champions steadily gaining upon their Seniorial highnesses. But our loss of prestige was only momentary. Hardly had the squalling of the half-victorious Seniors died away, when the mingled yells of “’91 !” and “’90!” followed directly by a little affair of , [ 55 ] class honor, in which a steel core rattan figured inconspicuously, gave us an opportunity to retrieve our slightly disheveled laurels, almost as soon as we had lost them. That we did so, and right thoroughly, the swept spot in the campus, the dust that adhered to the garments (what were left of them) and the lamentable appearance of the Sophomores, as they strode sullenly away into the dusk of that eventful evening, amply testify. In class room and theme honors ’91 has proved herself worthy of her mettle. In the midyear “exes.” the first sections that adorned our members were a surprise and a reproach to the upper class men, who “ thick as autumnal leaves ” lay writhing at our feet in the awful agony of “cinches.” But the crowning work of ’91 was the first Glee. It was made doubly so because of the extreme exertions to which our friends the Sophs, put themselves to prevent its success. The cause of their desperate effort was as follows: A number of nightly encounters had occurred, in which the bird of victory had generally taken up his quarters on the banner of ’91. It was in these conflicts that, for the first time in the history of the University, the tables were turned and the Sophs, received a formal introduction to the “blanket act.” So wholesome a dread did our “Hip—ha—ho!” inspire, that to go one block the Sophies would often make a detour of ten. On one occa- sion two Sophs, became suddenly fond of moonlight walking, and instead of leaving the train at Berkeley rode down to Newberry, whence they returned on foot. But finally a body of our bold scouts had captured at the Sophomore Glee, in sight and hearing of their carnival, one of their strongest cavaliers, and in spite of struggles, vigorous protests and the superhuman efforts of reinforcements which came to his rescue, he was carried away, bound hand and foot, and tossed in a blanket. Finally the day came and then the night. The ice cream had arrived safely and was under lock and key. Where are the Sophies? “I just saw one,” says a late arrival, “running with all speed down toward the bay. I watched him till he disappeared, still running, but whether he took to the water I know not.” All having arrived, the Glee was made memorable in the usual manner. Many new and lasting friends were made. On the morrow it was learned that the sum total of the Sophs.' accomplishments was the capture of one man; and he had not intended to be present at the Glee. But like the disappointed grizzly who, grasping at his victim, r 56 ] only secures his coat, they gained what pleasure they could by toss- ing the unoffending man in a blanket. Those who were compelled to return on the last train from the city, came by way of West Berkeley, leaving the sleepy Sophs., who had waited for each incom- ing train, to the silent contemplation of their folly and their empty stomachs. My dear fellows: with the exception of a few incidents of not general interest, I have now presented you, I hope, enough of the history of the Class of ’91 to assist you in recalling the many events in which you yourselves took part; and if I am successful, even in a small degree, my desire will be gratified, as far as I have a right to expect.. To others who may read these pages I can scarcely hope to have presented the subject in a sufficiently attractive form to merit their approval. “Like the Young Bear; all His Troubles Before Him.” FRESHMAN CLASS CLASS COLOR: ORANGE. OFFICERS First Term (Ending January, 1888) THOMAS MAGEE, Jr., .... Miss E. L. HUNTER, M. D. BARROWS, .... CHAS. H. BENTLEY, .... C. R. GLASS, ..... ROSS F. TUCKER, THOMAS W. RANSOM, A. S. BLAKE, Miss R. M. INGLIS, Miss R. L. LEAVY, FRANK II ITT ELL, H. B. GATES, Second Term (Ending June, 1888) W. J. GREEN,......................... MiSs B. MORSE, .... GEORGE P. ROBINSON, - A. W. SCOTT, A. H. ELLIOT, B. L. HOGSHEAD, JOHN BOUSE, Miss E. L. HUNTER, Miss BERTHA HALE, J. H. WHITE, ABE S. NEWMAN, Historian holds office for one year. President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Historian Board os Directors Sergeants-at-Arms President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Board of Directors • Sergeants-at-Arms [ 58 ] MEMBERS Name. Elizabeth O. Agnew (L. P. S), Harr B. Ainsworth (C. E.), John C. Ainsworth Jr., (Mech.), Arthur Fuller Allen (Mech)., Walter C. Allen (C. E.), Mary Lydia H. Arnold (L. P.S)., Harry Clarke Baldwin (Min.), Malcolm Dana Barrows (Cl.), Devril L. Beard (L. P. S.), - Chas. Harvey Bentley (Cl.), - Ada Bird (L P. S.). Anson Stile Blake (Cl.), John Bouse (Mech.), John A. Brewer (L. P. S.), Nash Corinth Briggs (Cl.), Wm. Herbert Brown (Mech.), - Edwin Bunnell (Cl.), Edward W. Churchill (L. P.S.), Wm. Alexander Conn (L. P.S.), Caroline Louise Cook (L. P.S.), John Peter Cook (Mech)., Geo. Dayton Costigan (L. P.S.), Ora Jean Dibble (Lit.), Albert L. Ehrman (L. P. S.), Thomas E. Eichbaum (Min.) Albert Howell Elliot (Cl.), - Henry Daniel Ernst (Min.), Miles Bull Fisher (Lit.), • Chas. A. Fletcher (L. P. S.), George II. Fletcher (L. P. S.), Grace II. De Fremery (Lit.), Roy Gallagher (Cl.), Samuel L. Golcher (L. P. S.), Everett F. Goodyear (Cl.), Wm. John Green (Cl.), John De L. Grissim (L. P. S.), Albert W. Gunnison (Cl.), Burton Luther Hall (L P. S.), Emily J. Hamilton (L. P. S.), Philip E. Haroem (Mech.), Horace C. Head (L. P. S.), - Edward P. HilbornJr., . Emma Irwin Hunter (L. P. S.) Roue Marie Inglis (Cl.), ■ Kidzo Ishikawa (L. P. S.), Lester Huey Jacobs (L. P. S.), Residence. College or City Address. Alameda. Central Ave. Oakland. Vernon Ave. Oakland. Vernon Ave. Santa Clara. 2d Ave., Alameda. , San Francisco. 321 Eddy St. Stockton. 431 Hawthorne, Oak. Oakland. 1410 Franklin St. San Francisco. Phi Gamma Delta H’l. Napa. Chapel St. Oakland. Beta Theta Pi Hall. Alameda, Pacific Ave. Berkeley. Piedmont Ave. Chico, 428 Sutter St., S. F. Los Angeles. - Chapel St. Hollister. Bancroft Way. North Temescal. Oakland. Oakland. 1955 Telegraph Ave. Napa. Chi Phi Hall. Fresno. - Blake Shattuck Av. San Francisco. 224 Post St. Oakland. 1222 14th St. Suisnn. - Oxford St. Berkeley. Ellsworth St. San Francisco. 519 Van Ness Ave. San Francisco. 928 Valencia St. San Francisco. 219 Turk St. Belmont, Nev. Berkeley Way. Oakland. 904 Filbert St. San Francisco. 1020 Pine St. Grass Valley. - Bancroft and Fulton. Oakland. Prospect Ave. San Francisco. 1827 Howard St. San Francisco. 1506 Taylor St. Oakland. 1009 Madison St. Los Angeles. - Bancroft and Fulton. San J ose. Durant Ave. San Francisco. 1320 21st St. Los Angeles. - Bancroft Way. Orange. - Ladies Club House. Santa Fe, N. M. Ellsworth St. Garden Grove. Chapel St. Suisun. Zeta Psi Hall. Alameda. 2021 Santa Clara Ave. Sacramento. Ellsworth St. San Francisco. Alameda. [ 59 ] Encinal Ave. Name. Frederic A. Julliard (Lit.), Mary Alice King (L. P. S.), • Rosetta Lulu Leavy (L. P. S.), Joseph Nisbet Le Conte (Mech.), Edwin Magee (L. P. S.), Thomas Magee (L. P. S.), Alice Blanche Martin (L. P.S.) Herbert L. McFarlin (Lit.), - Robertson T. McKisick (L. P.S.). Francis H. McLean (Cl.), Jas. Denman Meeker (Cl.), Howard D. Melone (L. P. S.), Charles W. Merrill (Min.), Harry H. Miller (C. E.), William Penn Miller Jr., (Min.), Henry B. Montague (Lit.), Alvin Alex. Morris (Cl.), Wm. Grant Morrow (L. P. S.), Blanche Morse (L. P. S.), Abraham S. Newman (Chem), - Arthur Page Noyes (C. E.), Warren Olney (Cl.), Charles Palache (Min.), - Henry B. Pringle (Min.), Nix Edw. A. Railton (Mech.), - Thomas Wells Ransome (Mech.), Geo. Prentiss Robinson (C. E.), Samuel Grant Sanderson (Min.), Albert Woodhams Scott (Lit.), Arthur M. Seymour (L. P. S.), Addison Eugene Shaw (L. P. S.), Edward Harvey Shaw (C. E.), Leslie Simpson (Min.), Cornelia B. Strong (L. P. S.), Wm. Frederick Sullivan (Mech.), Fred. B. Sutherland (L. P. S.), Gertrude Taft (L. P. S.), Charles Fox Tay (L. P. S.), - Ross Francis Tucker (C. E.), - Wm. Harrison Waste (Lit.), Frederick Weil (L. P. S.), Roscoe Wheeler Jr., (C. E.), James Logan Whit beck (Cl.), - John Henry White (Lit.), Cora Leonore Williams (C. E.), Lulu Wilson (L. P. S.), George Richard Zaiin (C. E.), Eugene John Zeile (Cl.), Residence. College or City Address. Santa Rosa. Phi Gamma Delta H’l. Berkeley. Shattuck Ave. San Francisco. 1324 California St. Berkeley. Bancroft Way. San Francisco. 800 Van Ness Ave. San Francisco. 800 Van Ness Ave. Berkeley. Berkeley Way. Oakland. • - 962 28th St. Oakland. 1809 Castro St. Berkeley. Audubon St. San Francisco. 813 21st St. San Francisco. 554 13th St., Oakland. Alameda. Santa Clara Ave. Oakland. 1426 8th St. Melrose. Melrose. Oakland. 1019 Filbert St. Oakland. 335 East 12th St. San Francisco. 916 Leavenworth St. Berkeley. Bancroft Way. Oakland. 626 14th St. Tucson, A. T. Bancroft Way. Oakland. 481 Prospect Ave. Berkeley. Claremont St. San Rafael. Chi Phi Hall. Oakland. 46oTwenty second St. San Francisco. Sigma Chi Hall. Oakland. 1214 Filbert St. San Francisco. 1617 Larkin St. San Francisco. 305 Buchanan St. Sacramento. Channing Way. Lorin. Lorin. Berkeley. Shattuck Ave. Seminary Park. Chi Phi Hall. Berkeley. Fulton St. Alameda. 927 Broadway. Centerville. Los Angeles. Ladies Club House. San Francisco. 1005 Leavenworth St. Oakland. 950 Filbert St. Los Angeles. - Atherton St. San Francisco. 1318 Sutter St. Fruiivale. 270 East St. Boca. Channing Way. Chico. Dana St. Orange. Chapel St. Sacramento. Ellsworth St. San Francisco. 1219 Jones St. Haywards. 1105 Hyde St., S. F. [ co ] GRADUATE STUDENTS Name. Former Course. Former Residence. Hannah Amelia Davison, - A.M., Iowa College, ’81. Minneapolis, Minn. (L. P. S.) North Berkeley. John Hatfield Gray, Jr., - B. S., U. C., ’87. - San Francisco. (Mech.) Audubon St., near Bancroft Way. Mary Alice IIawley, - - Ph. B., U. C., ’80. - Oakland. (Lit.) 522 King St., Oakland. Robert L. Jump, - - - Ph. B., U. C.,’87. - Iowaville. (Chem.) Atherton St. Herbert Boardman Perkins, B.S., Mass. In.Tech. 74. Oakland. (C. E.) 1516 Eighth St., Oakland. Mary White, - - - Ph. B., U. C., ’87. - Ukiah. (L. P. S.) Ladies Club House. SPECIAL STUDENTS Name. Chas. Arthur Allin (C. E.), Thomas David Allin (C. E.), Moses Reuben Bernheim (Ch. Adelina Bunnell (Cl.), James Peter Colp (Ch.), Geo. Frederick Downs (Min. Guy Sawyer Dyer (Ag.), Virginia Fitch (L. P. S.), Ernest B. Folsom (Mech.), Joseph M. Gleason (Chem.), Leon Montague Hall (Mech. Ernest B. Hartman (C. E.), B. L. Hogshead (L. . P. S.), Sotaro Ibaraki (L. P. S.), Frederick W. KNOWER(Mech. Henry Chas. Kohler (Ag.), Lee White Lloyd (C. E.), Louis Woodley Maslin (Ag.) John Thomas McCall (Min.), Ralph H. Moore (Mech.), Marg’t F. Piiilipson (L. P.S. Wm. Chapman Ralston (Min. Wm. Emerson Ritter (Chem.) Long Bo Saijra (Min.), Harriet F. Stevens (Lit.), Luiz Kow Long (Min.), Calthea C. Vivian (Lit.), Residence. Pasadena. Pasadena. Santa Cruz. Oakland. White Oaks, N. M. Sutter Creek. Alvarado. San Francisco. Carson City, Nev. San Francisco. San Jose San Francisco. Ukiah. Hiroshima, Japan. San Francisco. San Francisco. San Buenaventura. Sacramento. Michigan Bluff. Scotland. Los Angeles. Oakland. Berkeley. Hong Kong. Oakland. San Francisco. Sacramento. College or City Address. Phi Gamma Delta Hs. Phi Gamma Delta Hs. 114 nth St., Oakland. 1955 Telegraph Ave. Bancroft Choate Sts. Chapel St. 1259 Webster St., Oak. 703 Bush St. Willow Central Av. 8 Himmelman St. Channing Way. 1031 Valencia St. San Pablo Av. Station. 622 15th St., Oakland. 1224 Washington St. 807 Sutter St. University Horne St. Clarmont Av.,Temsc’l. 418 12th St., Oakland. Chi Phi Hall. Ladies Club House. 172 12th St. Channing Way. 916 Stockton St., S. F. 568 12th St. 923 Washington St. Ladies Club House. [ 61 ] STUDENTS AT LARGE Name. Residence. Robert D. Baldwin (L. P. S.), 9i, Stockton. - Wm. Kimeday Brown (C. E.),’ 91, San Benito. Felix Hugo Carssow (C. E.), 91, St. Genevive, Mo. Victor King CHESTNUT(Chem.),’90, Oakland. - Geo. Edward Coleman (Ch.), ’91, Grass Valley. - Finlay Cook (L. . P. S.), ’88, - San Francisco. - David C. Demarest (Lit.), ’90, Altaville. - Wm. Alonzo Dow (L. P. S.), ’89, Live Oak. Walter Ephraim Downs (C.E.),’9i, Sutter Creek. - Herbert P. Dyer (L. P. S.), ’90, Alvarado. - Howard B. Gates (L. P. S.), ’91, San Jose. - Bertha HAle (L. P. S.), 91, - San Diego. Samuel Adolph Heller (Ch.), ’91, San Francisco. - LincolnHutchinson(L. P. S.),’89,San Francisco. - Lawrence Kip, Jr. (L. P. S.), ’90, Berkeley. - Henry B. Kugler (Ch.) ’91, - San Francisco. - Cornelius B. Lakenan (Mech.), ’90,Grass Valley. Elsie Bloomfield Lee (Lit.), ’89, Oakland. - Chas. Albert Noble (C. E.), ’89, Soquel. Frank Elmer Rich (L. . P. S.),’90,San Jose- - Edwin S. Shanklin (Min.), ’91, Oakland. - Philip Weaver, Jr. (L. P. S.), 91, San Francisco. - Frederick M. Willis (Chem.), ’90, San Francisco. - City or College Address. Vine and Oxford Sts. Bancroft Choate St. Bancroft Choate St. East end 28th St. Sigma Chi House. Beta Theta Pi House Zcta Psi Hall. Zeta Psi Hall. Channing Way. 1307 Chestnut, Oakl'd. Durant Ave. Ellsworth Bancroft. Ellsworth Bancroft. 1910 Howard St. Dwight Way. 1055 Howard St. Bancroft Way. 527 Frederick St. Sigma Chi House. 1456 Castro St., Okl'd. 1009 Madison St. Phi Gamma Delta I Is. Union St. I 02 1 LIMITED COURSE STUDENTS Name. Albert Abraham (Lit.), Clifford Webster Barnes (Cl.), Walter Ulrich Beckh(C1i.), - Franklin Booth (Min.), Annie Willard Brewer (Lit.), - Emile Caryl Clark (Lit.), - Clara Mabel Cornwall (Ch.), - Norris L. Cornwall (Mech.), - Ethel Talcot Fisher (Lit.), Clement Rolla Glass (L. P. S. Fanny Matilda Henderson (Lit. Edward Wilber Hill (Lit.), George W. Hillegass (Lit.), Marie Louise Hillegass (Lit.) - Frank Hittell (L. P. S.), David G. Jones (L. P. S.) Herman H. Kerckhoff (Ch.), - Joseph D. Layman (Lit.), - Mary Alice McChesney (Lit.), - Roger Sprague (C. E.), George M. Stratton (Lit.), Frank Tracy Swett (Ch.), Chas. R. Thompson (C. E.) - James G. Thompson (L. P. S.) - Maud Wilkinson (Lit.), Mary Floyd Williams (Lit.), Residence. Roseburg, Or. Pasadena. Berkeley. Berkeley. Oakland. Berkeley. Napa. Napa. Oakland. ) San Ramo ), Oakland. Berkeley. Berkeley. Berkeley. San Francisco. - Vallejo. Los Angeles. Berkeley. Oakland. Berkeley. Oakland, San Francisco. Spanish Ranch Modesto. - Berkeley. - Oakland. - City or College Address. Durant Ave. Beta Theta Pi Hall. Vine Chestnut Sts. Shattuck Ave. 578 13th St. Young Ladies Club Hs. Dwight Way. Dwight Way. 904 Filbert St. Chapel St. 767 Alice St. Phi Gamma Delta Hs. Bancroft Way. Bancroft Way. 808 Turk St. Haste St. University Ave. Walnut St. 1364 Franklin St. Cedar St., nr. Henry. 461 East Central Ave. 1419 Taylor St. Zeta Psi Hall. Chapel St. Deaf Dumb Inst. 969 Brush St. [ 63 1 ZETA PSI FRATERNITY ROLL OF CHAPTERS PHI, - • University of New York,......................1846 ZETA, - Williams College,.............................1848 DELTA, - Rutgers College,.............................1848 OMICRON, College of New Jersey,........................1850 SIGMA, - University of Pennsylvania, .... 1850 CHI, - • Colby University,............................1850 RHO, - Harvard University,...........................1852 EPSILON, - Brown University,............................1852 KAPPA, • Tufts College,................................1855 TAU, - Lafayette College,...........................1857 UPSILON, University of North Carolina - - - 1858 XI, - - University of Michigan,......................1858 PI, - Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, - - 1858 LAMBDA, - Bowdoin College,.............................1868 PSI - - Cornell University, ..........................1869 IOTA, - • University of California,....................1870 GAMMA, - Syracuse University,..........................1875 THETA XI, - University of Toronto, - • - - - 1879 ALPHA, - Columbia College,.............................1879 ALPHA PSI, McGill University,............................1883 NU, - - Case School of' Applied Sciences, - - - 1884 ALUMNI CHAPTERS NORTHWESTERN ASSOCIATION OF ZETA PSI, Chicago, III. CAPITAL CITY ASSOCIATION OF ZETA PSI, - Washington, D. C. ZETA PSI ASSOCIATION, .... Cleveland, Ohio. ZETA PSI CLUB,......................New York City. METROPOLITAN CHAPTER OF ZETA PSI - Philadelphia, Pa. -j d? j? S ZETA PSI FRATERNITY Founded 1846 IOTA CHAPTER Established 1870 FRATRES IN GUBERNATORIBUS ARTHUR RODGERS, Ph. B., A. B., ’72. GEORGE J. AINSWORTH, Ph. B., ’73. FRA TRES IN FACUL TA TE Prof. GEORGE C. EDWARDS, Ph. B., ’73. Librarian, JOSEPH C. ROWELL, A. B. ’74. FRATRES IN UR BE HARRY H. WEBB, Ph. B., 75. JOHN G. SUTTON, B. S., 85. J. C. VARIEL, ’87, Assistant Librarian. ACTIVE MEMBERS Seniors FRED’K T. DUHRING, R. S. KNIGHT, W. E. ROWLANDS. WILLIAM A. DOW, W. C. RALSTON, JOHN A. SANDS, D. C. DEMAREST, E. COKE HILL, W. C. ALLEN, JOHN BOUSE, J.P. COOK, Juniors J. L. STEFFENS, GEO. F. STONE, CIIAS. R. THOMPSON. Sophomores O. K. Me MURRAY, W. I. TERRY. ‘ Freshmen GEO. D. COSTIGAN. ED. P. IIILBORN, FRANK T. ITITTELL. JOS. N. LeCONTE. r 67 ] CHI PHI FRATERNITY ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, DELTA, EPSILON, ZETA, ETA, THETA, IOTA, KAPPA, LAMBDA, MU, - OMICRON, PI, ■ RHO, SIGMA, PHI, CHI, - PSI, OMEGA, Founded at Princeton College, 1824. ROLL OF CHAPTERS University of Virginia - Harvard University Emory College - Rutgers College Hampden-Sidney College • Franklin and Marshall College University of Georgia - Troy Polytechnic Institute Ohio State University - Brown University University of California • Stevens Institute of Technology Yale College • Vanderbilt University Lafayette College - Wofford College Amherst College • Ohio Wesleyan University Lehigh University - Dickinson College CHI PHI FRATERNITY LAMBDA CHAPTER Established 1875 LA IV DEPA R TMENT GEORGE D. BOYD, Ph. B., ’87. HARRY B. RATHBONE, Ph. B., ’87. WILLIAM HENDRICKSON (Dickinson College). RESIDENT MEMBER BREWTON A. PAYNE, ’83. Seniors FRANCIS L. BOSQUI, HENRY E. MONROE, HENRY M. HOLBROOK. CHARLES G. BONNER, PHILIP B. THORNTON, HARRY L. WILSON, JAMES H. CARY, NORMAN R. LANG, HENRY B. PRINGLE, JOHN C. AINSWORTH, Jr., HARRY B. AINSWORTH, Juniors Sophomores Freshmen RALPH II. MOORE, ARTHUR P. IIAYNE. FRANK B. McKENNA. WILLIAM II. DAVIS, WILLIAM D. FORBES. LESLIE SIMSON, E. WILDER CHURCHILL, ROSS F. TUCKER, ARTHUR M. SEYMOUR. DELTA KAPPA EPSILON FRATERNITY PHI, THETA, XI, - - - SIGMA, PSI, - UPSILON, - CHI, BETA PRIME, - ALPHA, ETA, - LAMBDA, PI, - - IOTA, - ALPHA PRIME, OMICRON, - EPSILON, - RHO, NU, - - TAU, MU, BETA PHI, PHI CHI, - PSI PHI, - - GAMMA PHI, PSI OMEGA, - BETA CHI, DELTA CHI, PHI GAMMA, BETA, - THETA ZETA, ALPHA CHI, ROLL OF CHAPTERS • Yale College, Bowdoin, .... - Colby, .... Amherst, .... - University of Alabama, Brown, .... - University of Mississippi, University of North Carolina, • PIarvard, University of Virginia, - - Kenyon, Dartmouth, - Central University of Kentucky, Middlebury, - University of Michigan, Williams, - - Lafayette, College City, New York • Hamilton, Madison, .... - Rochester, Rutgers, .... - De Pauw, Wesleyan, .... - Rensselaer, Adelbert, • Cornell, - Syracuse, - Columbia, - University of California, Trinity, - 1840 1844 - 1845 1846 - 1847 1850 - 1850 1850 - 1851 1852 - 1852 1853 • 1853 1854 - 1855 1855 • 1855 1856 - 1856 1856 - 1856 1861 - 1866 1867 - 1867 1868 - 1870 1871 - 1874 1876 - 1879 r 7o ] I DELTA KAPPA EPSILON FRATERNITY Founded 1844 THETA ZETA CHAPTER Established 1876 FRA TRES IN URBE Prof. MARTIN KELLOGG, A. M., Yale. W. I. KIP, Jr., a. M., Yale. BENJ. P. WALL, Ph. B.t M. D., U. C. FRANK R. WHITCOMB, A. B., LL. B., U. C. REGENT Hon. IRA G. HOITT, A. M., Dartmouth, ’6o. DIRECTORS OF HASTINGS COLLEGE OF THE LAW THOMAS B. BISHOP, Brown, ’64. ROBERT P. HASTINGS, Harvard, ’77. LA W DEPA R TMENT ANDREW THORNE, U. C., ’83. J. L. CRITTENDEN, U. C., ’82. P. T. RILEY, U. C., ’77. W. C. GREGORY, U. C., ’87. r 711 Seniors JAMES P. BOOTH. ADRIAN C. ELLIS, Juniors NASH C. BRIGGS, Jr., LEWIS McKISICK, JAMES P. BOOTH. HARRY H. MAYBERRY, GEORGE R. LUKENS. Sophomores HUGH M. LaRUE, EDWIN C. HYDE, GUY H. STOKES, CHARLES G. HARKER. Freshmen HOWARD B. GATES, ROBERTSON T. McKISICK, EUGENE B. ZEILE, HOWARD D. MELONE, ANSON S. BLAKE, WILLIAM J. GREEN, JAMES L. WHITBECK. t 72 ] BETA THETA PI FRATERNITY s ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS ALPHA, - Miami University, - - - «839 BETA, - Western Reserve University, • . 1841 BETA KAPPA, Ohio University, - - 1841 GAMMA, • Washington and Jefferson College, - 1842 ETA, Harvard University, - - 1843 DELTA, - De Pauw University, - - 845 PI, - - - Indiana University, - - 1845 LAMBDA, ■ University of Michigan, - 1845 TAU, - - - Wabash College, - 1845 KAPPA, - Brown University, - 1847 EPSILON, - Centre College, - - 1848 ZETA, Hampden-Sidney College, - 1850 OMICRON, - University of Virginia, - - 1850 TIIETA, - Ohio Wesleyan University, - - 1853 IOTA, - Hanover College, - - - 00 OJ MU, - Cumberland University, - 1854 CHI, Beloit College, - - i860 PSI, - Bethany College, - ■ 1861 ALPHA BETA, - University ok Iowa, - - 1866 ALPHA GAMMA, Wittenberg College, - - 1867 ALPHA DELTA, Westminster College, - - 1868 ALPHA EPSILON, Iowa Wesleyan University, - - 1868 ALPHA ETA, Dennison University, - - 1868 ALPHA KAPPA, Richmond College, - 1870 ALPHA LAMBDA, University of Wooster, - - - 1872 ALPHA NU, University of Kansas, - 1872 ALPHA PI, University of Wisconsin, - - 1872 XI, ... Randolph Macon College, - 1873 RHO, Northwestern University, - - 1873 ALPHA SIGMA, Dickinson College, - 1874 BETA DELTA, Cornell University, - - 1874 SIGMA, Stevens Institute of Technology, - - 1875 BETA ZETA, St. Lawrence University, - - 1875 UPSILON, - Boston University, • 1876 ALPHA CHI, Johns Hopkins University, - - 1878 BETA ETA, - Maine State College, - - 1878 OMEGA, University of California, - 1879 r 731 BETA BETA, University of Mississippi, - - - 1879 PHI, - - • University of Pennsylvania, - - - 1880 BETA THETA, Madison University, - - - 1880 NU, - - Union College, - - - - 1881 ALPHA ALPHA, Columbia College, .... 1881 BETA IOTA, - Amherst College, .... 1883 BETA LAMBDA, Vanderbilt University, - • 1884 THETA DELTA, Ohio State University, - - -1885 ALPHA OMICRON, University of Texas, - - • 1886 N [ 74 ] BETA THETA PI FRATERNITY Founded 1839 OMEGA CHAPTER Established 1879 FRA TRES IN FA CULTA TE W. W. DEAMER, A. B., U. C., ’83, Instructor and Recorder. EDWARD E. BARNARD, Assistant Astronomer Lick Observatory. FRA TRES IN UR RE W. PALACHE, U. C., ’87. Seniors J. EDGAR BEARD, FINLAY COOK, OLIVER ELLSWORTH, WILLIAM I. KIP, GAILLARD STONEY, GEORGE M. STRATTON. Juniors CHARLES M. BAKEWELL, CLIFFORD W. BARNES, HERBERT C. MOFFITT. Sophomores CHESTER T. CADWELL, FRED W. McNEAR, LAWRENCE KIP, EDWARD H. STEARNS, A. DONZEL STONEY. pK RSH M EN CHARLES H. BENTLEY, THOMAS MAGEE, Jr., ALBERT H. ELLIOT, HENRY B. MONTAGUE, EDWIN MAGEE, ALVIN A. MORRIS, CHARLES PALACHE. 175 J PHI DELTA THETA FRATERNITY ROLL OF CHAPTERS MAINE ALPHA, - - Colby University, - - - 1884 NEW HAMPSHIRE ALPHA, Dartmouth College, - - 1884 VERMONT ALPHA, - - University of Vermont, - - 1879 MASSACHUSETTS ALPHA, Williams College, - - 1886 NEW YORK ALPHA, - Cornell University, - - 1872 NEW YORK BETA, - Union University, - - 1884 NEW YORK GAMMA, - College of the City of New York, 1884 NEW YORK DELTA, - Columbia College, - - 1884 NEW YORK EPSILON, - Syracuse University, - - 1887 PENNSYLVANIA ALPHA, Lafayette College, - - 1873 PENNSYLVANIA BETA, - Pennsylvania College, - - 1875 PENNSYLVANIA GAMMA, Washington and Jefferson College, 1876 PENNSYLVANIA DELTA, Allegheny College, - - 1879 PENNSYLVANIA EPSILON, Dickinson College, - - - 1880 PENNSYLVANIA ZETA, - University of Pennsylvania, - 1883 PENNSYLVANIA ETA, - Lehigh University, - - - 1887 VIRGINIA ALPHA, - - Roanoke College, - - 1869 VIRGINIA BETA, - - University of Virginia, - - 1873 VIRGINIA GAMMA, - - Randolph-Macon College, - 1874 VIRGINIA DELTA, - Richmond College, - - - 1875 VIRGINIA EPSILON, - Virginia Military Institute, - 1878 VIRGINIA ZETA, - - Washington and Lee University, - 1878 NORTH CAROLINA BETA, University of North Carolina, 1885 SOUTH CAROLINA BETA, South Carolina College. - - 1883 GEORGIA ALPHA, - University of Georgia, - - 1871 GEORGIA BETA, - - Emory College, • - - 1871 GEORGIA GAMMA, - Mercer University, % - 1871 TENNESSEE ALPHA, - Vanderbilt University, - - 1876 TENNESSEE BETA, - University of the South, - 1883 ALABAMA ALPHA - - University of Alabama, - - 1877 ALABAMA BETA, - - Alabama Polytechnic Institute, 1877 ALABAMA GAMMA, - - Southern University, - - 1887 MISSISSIPPI ALPHA, - University of Mississippi, - 1877 TEXAS BETA, - - - University of Texas, - - 1883 TEXAS GAMMA, - Southwestern University, - 1886 OHIO ALPHA, - - - Miami University, - - 1848 OHIO BETA, - - - Ohio Wesleyan University, - i860 OHIO GAMMA, - - - Ohio University, - - - 1869 OHIO DELTA, - - University of Wooster, - - 1872 OHIO EPSILON, - - Buchtel College, - - - 1875 OHIO ZETA, - - - Ohio State University, - - 1883 KENTUCKY ALPlHA, - Centre College, - - - 1850 I 77 J KENTUCKY DELTA, - Central University, - - 1885 INDIANA ALPHA, - • Indiana University, - - - 1849 INDIANA BETA, - - Wabash College, - - - 1852 INDIANA GAMMA, - - Bijtler University, - - - 1859 INDIANA DELTA, - - Franklin College, - - i860 INDIANA EPSILON, - - Hanover College, - - - 1865 INDIANA ZETA, - - De Pauw University, - - 1868 MICHIGAN ALPHA, - - University of Michigan, - - 1863 MICHIGAN BETA, - - State College of Michigan, - 1873 MICHIGAN GAMMA, - Hillsdale College, - - - 1883 ILLINOIS ALPHA, - - Northwestern University, - 1887 ILLINOIS DELTA, - - Knox College, - - - 1871 ILLINOIS EPSILON, - Illinois Wesleyan University, - 1878 ILLINOIS ZETA, - - Lombard University, - - 1878 WISCONSIN ALPHA, - University of Wisconsin, - 1857 MISSOURI ALPHA, - - University of Missouri, - - 1870 MISSOURI BETA, - - Westminster College, - - 1880 IOWA ALPHA, - - - Iowa Wesleyan University, - - 1882 IOWA BETA, - - - State University of Iowa, - 1883 MINNESOTA ALPHA, - University of Minnesota, - 1881 KANSAS ALPHA, - - University of Kansas, - - 1882 NEBRASKA ALPHA, - - University of Nebraska, • - 1883 CALIFORNIA ALPHA - University of California, - 1873 V. r 78 ] ii; 4� Sii Sii S6o 5 sa SS; ft SSj 5 7 ft ft ft ? i;o SS2 Si v: Sj 8jj PHI DELTA THETA FRATERNITY Founded 1848 CALIFORNIA ALPHA CHAPTER Established 1873—Re-established 1886. FRA TRES IN FACULTA TE Professor S. B. CHRISTY, Ph. B., U. C., ’74. Professor A. W. JACKSON, Jr., Ph. B., U. C., ’74. Professor W. C. JONES, A. M., U. C., ’75. Professor J. M. SCHARBERLE, (Lick Observatory Dept.) ATTENDANT MEMBERS Seniors CHARLES F. ALLARDT, FRED. A. ALLARDT, MAURICE S. WOODHAMS. DANIEL S. 11 ALL AD AY, CHARLES E. HOLMES, Juniors HARRY A. MELVIN, FRANK M. PARCELLS. Sophomores JOSEPH A. BENTON, ROSS MORGAN, LESLIE R. HEWITT, HENRY G. PARKER, W. SIDNEY SMITH. Freshmen EVERETT F. GOODYEAR, WILLIAM H. WASTE. [ ™ I 'Absent without leave. SIGMA CHI FRATERNITY ROLL OF CHAPTERS BETA, . Wooster University ZETA, - - Washington and Lee University GAMMA, - - Ohio Wesleyan University ETA, - University of Mississippi THETA, - - Pennsylvania College KAPPA, - - Bucknell University LAMBDA, - - Indiana State University MU, • Dennison University XI, - - - - De Pauw University OMICRON, - - Dickinson University RHO, .... - Butler University TAU, - - Roanoke College PHI, .... - Lafayette College CHI, - Hanovek College PSI, - - University of Virginia OMEGA, - Northwestern University GAMMA GAMMA, . - Randolph-Macon College DELTA DELTA, - - Purdue University DELTA CHI, • - Wabash College THETA ZETA, - - Centre College ZETA PSI, - University of Cincinnati THETA THETA, - - University of Michigan SIGMA SIGMA, - I IAM PDEN - Si DN E Y COLLEGE PHI PHI,; - - University of Pennsylvania ALPHA BETA, - • University of California ALPHA GAMMA, - - Ohio State University ALPHA DELTA, - Stevens Institute of Technology ALPHA EPSILON, . University of Nebraska ALPHA ZETA, - - Beloit College ALPHA ETA, - University of Iowa ALPHA THETA, - Massachusetts Institute of Technology ALPHA IOTA, - - Illinois Wesleyan University ALPHA LAMBDA, - - University of Wisconsin ALPHA NU, - - University of Texas ALPHA XI, - University of Kansas ALPHA OMICRON, - Tulane University ALPHA PI, - Albion College [ 80 j SIGMA CHI FRATERNITY Founded 1855 ALPHA PETA CHAPTER Established 1886 FRA TRES IN URBE JOSEPH S. EASTMAN, A. M., M. D., Chi. B. J. FLETCHER, A. B., Alpha Kappa. FRED. C. FOSTER, A. B., Delta Chi. WILLIAM G. HAY, Alpha Beta. THOMAS P. ANDREWS, Alpha Beta. STEPHEN T. MATHER, A. B., U. C. ’87, Alpha Beta. Juniors ERNEST B. FOLSOM, THOMAS B. SULLIVAN, CHARLES A. NOBLE, AUGUSTUS C. WIDBER. Sophomores HENRY F. BAILEY, CHARLES E. TOWNSEND, H. E. A. RAILTON. Freshmen r «i ] GEO. E. COLEMAN, JAMES D. MEEKER, TOM W. RANSOM, EDWIN S. SHANKLIN. PHI GAMMA DELTA FRATERNITY ROLL OF CHAPTERS ALPHA, - DELTA, ZETA, ETA, - - LAMBDA, XI, .... OMICRON, PI, .... SIGMA, . . . . TAU, .... UPSILON, PSI, .... CHI,............... OMEGA, ALPHA DEUTERON, - BETA DEUTERON, - GAMMA DEUTERON, - DELTA DEUTERON, EPSILON DEUTERON, THETA DEUTERON, KAPPA DEUTERON, - LAMBDA DEUTERON, XI DEUTERON, ■ OMICRON DEUTERON, PI DEUTERON, RHO DEUTERON, - SIGMA DEUTERON, TAU DEUTERON, ALPHA PHI, - ZETA PHI, BETA CHI, DELTA XI - TPIETA PSI, - EPSILON, - NU,................ KAPPA NU, Washington and Jefferson College - Bucknell University Indiana State University - Marietta College De Pauvv University - Pennsylvania College - University of Virginia - Allegheny College Wittenberg College - Hanover College College of the City of New York - Wabash College Racine College - Columbia College Illinois Wesleyan University - Roanoke College Knox College - Hamfden-Sidney College. Muhlenberg College . Ohio Wesleyan University University of Georgia - Dennison University Adelbert College - Ohio State University Kansas State University - Wooster College Lafayette College - University of Texas University of Michigan - Wm. Jewell College Lehigh University - University of California Madison University - University of North Carolina Bethel College - Cornell University GRADUATE CHAPTERS DELTA GRADUATE CHAPTER, COLUMBUS DELTA, - THE GAMMA DELTA CLUB, Chattanooga, Tenn. Columbus, Ohio New York City f S2 ] £ A. V RtGMT fnilA. PHI GAMMA DELTA FRATERNITY Founded 1848 DELTA XI CHAPTER Established 1886 Section Chief M. C. BAUM. Seniors ISIDOR I. BROWN, ARTHUR BACHMAN, Junior JOHN H. SCHUTTE. Sophomores THOMAS D. ALLIN, ERNEST N. HENDERSON, EDWARD ECCLESTON, EDWARD W. HILL, HENRY A. FISK, F. ELMER RICH, WM. L. RODGERS. Freshmen CHARLES A. ALLIN, MALCOMB D. BARROWS, FRED. A. JUILLIARD, FRED. B. SUTHERLAND, PHILLIP L. WEAVER, Jr., JOHN II. WHITE. [ 83 J HISTORY OF DURANT-NEOL EAN SOCIETY i887-1888 The constant antipathy and indifference to literary societies, which has of late pervaded the student body, is fast giving way to a feeling of lively interest in their success, and a better appreciation of the benefits to be derived from them. The first sparks of renewed life exhibited themselves towards the close of 1887, when it was formally decided by the members of the previous Durant and Neokean Rhetorical Societies to dissolve those organizations, as they then existed, and to unite in forming a new society under the name of “ Durant-Neolsean.” Its constitution provides for a literary meeting once every month, to be held on the first Friday; and further makes provision to con- vene twice during the month as a legislative body, to be called the Student Congress. The plan of this congress partakes of both the English and American systems, the object being to give the most advantageous opportunities for free debate. The names of the officers show this mixed character, there being a Speaker, a Clerk, a Prime Minister and two Associate Ministers. The Society, as at present constituted, is scarcely more than an experiment; but the success of similar organizations in Eastern colleges, and the favor which the scheme has met with among our own students, augur well for its future prosperity. The questions proposed are such as are being constantly brought before the notice of the public and discussed in the United States Senate. Excite- ment is thus kept up to a high pitch ; and from the nature of the subjects presented, there is no reason why constantly increasing interest should not be manifested. It only requires a little self-denial and energy on the part of the members to realize the high aims and beneficial results which it was the hope of the founders of the Society to attain. It is hardly time to make prophecies for the future, but we hope that all students will take it upon themselves to work, heart and soul, in making the new society in every sense of the word a representative University organization, and not in impos- ing the whole burden upon an enthusiastic few. This unity of spirit and purpose can alone insure permanent success. [ 86 ] OFFICERS OF DURANT - NEOL EAN SOCIETY President, - - - - H. E. MONROE Vice-President, - - - - EMMA B. HEFTY Secretary, - - - - W. L KIP, 3D Treasurer, - - - - D. EDELMAN OFFICERS OF CONGRESS Speaker, . F. T. DUHRING Clerk, - - C. M. BAKEWELL Prime Minister, - FINLAY COOK Associate Minister, - - V. J. VARIEL Associate Minister, - • • JAMES SUTTON MEMBERS i. Finlay Cook, 21. Lawrence Kip, Jr., 2. F. T. Duhring, 22. Ruth Merrill, 3- L. A. Mendelson, 2 3- Josephine Chapman, 4- H. E. Monroe, 24. Nannie Fessenden, 5- W. I. Kip, 3D, 25- A. F. Mack, 6. A. P. Hayne, 26. Chas. G. Marker, 7- D. Edelman, 2 7- James Sutton, 8. R. H. Moore, 28. PI. A. Melvin, 9- C. W. Barnes, 29. C. W. Reed, Jr., 10. J. E. Beard, 30- Arthur I. Street, 11. E. H. Stearns, 31- J. L. Steffens, 12. L. R. Hewitt, 32. R. S. Knight, 13. Chas. R. Thompson, 33- Chas. G. Bonner, 14. Emma B. Hefty, 34- James H. Cary, 15- M. S. Woodhams, 35- Harry L. Wilson, 16. P. B. Thornton, 36. Chas. M. Bakewell, 17. F. B. McKenna, 37- J. G. Thompson, 18. G. H. Stokes, 38. W. I. Terry, 19- W. E. Rowlands, 39. Willis L. J Epson, 20. L. Eleanor Johnson, 40. W. T. Craig, 41. F. L. Wharff. And Filled One Hall with Glee ” POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB As the name indicates, the object of this organization is the discussion of political and economic problems. It is a somewhat irregular body, the sole officer being a secretary, and the meetings being open to any members of the Faculties, Alumni, Seniors and Juniors. Professor Moses presides at the meetings, which are held in his study once a fortnight, on Saturday evenings. The work was not commenced until three months after the open- ing of the present academic year, owing to the inability of Professor Moses to meet the Club. This fact will account for the comparative shortness of the subjoined list of papers read during the year: Growth of Federalism in Switzerland. Nationalization of Land. The Legal Tender Cases. National Control of Railroads. The Protective System. Personal Canvass of Candidates for Office. [ 90 i YOUNG MEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Organized October 6, 1884 “ The object of the College Y. M. C. A. is to promote growth in grace and Christian fellowship among its members, and to encourage aggressive Christian work, especially by and for the students ’ Devotional meetings are held every Wednesday afternoon imme- diately after drill. Historical study of the Old Testament History, with “The Old Testament Student” as guide, every Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 o’clock. OFFICERS GEORGE M. STRATTON, CLIFFORD W. BARNES, ARTHUR I. STREET, WILLIAM L. RODGERS, HENRY A. FISKE, - President - Vice-President - Corresponding Secretary Recording Secretary - - - Treasurer I 01 i LONGFELLOW MEMORIAL ASSOCIATION The success which has in previous years crowned the efforts of the Society, and the increasing benefits which have accrued from it to those unconnected with the University, as well as to Professors and Students, have induced the members to extend even farther its sphere of action and literary labors. Hitherto it has been customary to call upon members to read papers at the various meetings, and to restrict attendance to those who have signed the roll. But the present year has witnessed a broadening of that policy. The “ Longfellow Memorial Association,” by procuring the services of distinguished lecturers and by throwing open its doors to the general public, has proved an efficient means not only in bringing the Uni- versity more prominently before the people's notice, but also in establishing a more intimate relation and bond of sympathy between the college and the outside world. This is indeed the most import- ant phase of its work, and its efficacy should not be overlooked by those who are desirous of promoting the interests and welfare of the University. The style of the productions and their scope can best be stated by enumerating the various papers from time to time presented. They are as follows : “ Divine Comedy,” of Dante, by Mrs. Williams, October 21st, 1887. Racine’s “Phedre,” by Mrs. Williams, October 28th, 1887. Morris’ “ Sigurd the Volsung,” by Mrs. Williams, November 4th, 1887. Goethe’s “Faust,” by Mrs. Williams, November nth, 1887. “The Range of Archaeological and Ethnological Investigation, illustrated by Zufii Pre-historic Studies,” by Mr. F. N. Cushing, December 1st, 1887. “Sonnets of Shakespeare,” by lion. Horace Davis, December 8th, 1887. “Mission of Art in Human Life,” by Rev. Chas. W. Wendte, December 16th, 1887. “Japan as Seen by an Artist,” by Theodore Wores, February 15th, 1888. “ Landscape Painting,” by Wm. Keith, February 29th, 1888. “ Impressions of a Trip Through Italy,” by Fred Yates, March 14th, 1888. “ Realism in the Art of the Netherlands,” by Emil Carlsen, March 28th, 1888. “ Voice and Speech, and the Necessity of Training for the Rostrum, Ordinary Life and the Mimic Art,” by Oskar Guttmann, April 14th, 1888. Not delivered. OFFICERS Prof. WM. CAREY JONES Mr. GEORGE BATES, - Mr. WM. I. KIP, 3RD, - President Vice-President Secretary and Treasurer [ 02 j A H!A 'I VAN 3 W STUDENTS’ CO-OPERATIVE ASSOCIATION OFFICERS JAMES E. BEARD, - ARTHUR I. STREET, GEORGE A. MERRILL, BOARD OF DIRECTORS W. I. KIP, ’88. J. A. SANDS, ’89. O. K. McMURRAY, ’90. The methods and purposes of this organization have made it an important factor in our student life. It possesses all the advantages of a successful system of co-operation under the most favorable circumstances. By means of this organization any student, even after graduation, can procure any desired books or stationery at a liberal reduction. By obviating delay and inconvenience in supplying texts required in the class room, this Association has accomplished its greatest good. This branch of our institution has been pecu- liarly free from the few disturbing influences in our college politics; it seems to operate with automatic ease. Its success speaks volumes for its usefulness. During the present college year it has reaped for the students a saving of fifteen per cent, on a gross receipt of $5,000. At present it rests on a firm financial basis; it has a single misfor- tune—a “surplus in the treasury.” President Secretary Superintendent THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE COLLEGES OF LETTERS AND OF SCIENCE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA Organized March x6, 1867 The object of this organization is to effect a more perfect union of the student body, and provide an efficient government for the settlement of all matters of general student concern. It takes action upon whatever pertains to the welfare of the students and the University in general, besides assuming control of the gymnasium, field days, athletics, etc. OFFICERS JAMES P. BOOTH, ’88, A. C. WIDBER, ’89, WILLIAM I. KIP, ’88, JAMES P. BOOTH, ’88, - MAYELLA G. MURPHY, ’88, CHARLES A. NOBLE, ’89, C. B. LAKENAN, ’90, TOM W. RANSOM, ’91, - President Secretary Treasurer - Executive Committee r 96 j ALUMNI ASSOCIATION OFFICERS 1887-8 Rev. CARROLL M. DAVIS, .... President, 1879 JOHN N. E. WILSON, - - 1st Vice-President, 1876 JACOB SAMUELS, - - - 2ND Vice-President, 1887 J. C. ROWELL, ..... Secretary, 1874 Prof. GEORGE C. EDWARDS, - - - Treasurer, 1873 JNO J. DWYER, 1ST Trustee, (Term Expires 1888), - - 1882 Prof. C. W. SLACK. 2ND Trustee, (Term Expires 1889), 1879 FRANK P. DEERING, 3RD Trustee, (Term Expires 1890), - 1875 LIST OF DECEASED FOR TWO YEARS ENDING MAR. 1, 1888 SAMUEL REDINGTON, A. B., ’69. IDA D. BENFEY, B. L., ’83. HERMAN B. BRYANT, B. L., ’85. CIIAS. M. COON, Ph. B., ’81. (a?: THE OCCIDENT Published weekly, under the proprietorship of the Occident Publishing Company, an Association of Undergraduates. Staff for Vol. XIII, October, 1887-J anuary, 1888 E. R. Drew, ’88, Editor-in-Chief. J. P. Booth, ’88, W. T. Craig. ’89, J. D. Rideout. ’90, Associates David Edelman, ’89, J. L. Flaherty, ’89, II. B. Gates, ’91. F. L. Wharff, ’89, Chief Business Manager. W. L. J EPSON. ’89, A. B. Simonds. ’90, V. K. Chesnut, ’91, Assistants A. I. Street, ’89, R. F. Dean, ’90, L. G. Sanderson, ’91, J. A. Brewer, ’91. Staff for Vol. XIV, January-July, 1888 L. Hutchinson, ’89, Editor-in-Chief. J. P. Booth, ’88, W. L. J EPSON, ’89, A. B Simonds, ’90, Associates J. E. Flaherty, ’89, J. D. Rideout, ’90, II. B. Gates, ’91. W. T. Craig, ’89, Chief Business Manager. A. I. Street, ’89, V. K. Chesnut, ’90, L. G. Sanderson, ’91, Assistants B. S. Nourse, ’89, W. L. Rodgers, ’90, J. A. Brewer, ’91, M. B. Fisher, ’91. The Occident is now completing the eighth year of its existence. On August nth, 1881, with a strong editorial and business manage- ment, The Occident announced to the students of the University the founding of a paper whose summum bonum should be “The Welfare of the Student and the University.” With this motto before them, and untrammelled by any other connection hostile to the free exercise of their purpose, C. H. Oatman, ’82, E. A. Walcott, ’83, E. C. Sanford, ’83, and W. A. Beatty, ’84, the chief editors, carried The Occident through the perilous period of its existence, main- taining during this early time an entire independence, which allowed them to begin and see to a successful conclusion the famous fight against the evils of the fraternities. When, in 1884, the anti-fraternity head line was removed from the paper, it was with just satisfaction that The Occident saw the good effects of this much needed crusade. Since that time, under the editorship of G. T. Clark, ’86, A. G. Eells, ’86, E. A. Howard, ’86, C. L. Biedenbach, ’86, J. D. Murphy, ’87, and W. W. Sanderson, ’87, the paper has steadily increased in prosperity, and, it is to be hoped, has gained a definite and permanent place among the institutions of the University. Under the past managers The Occident has been much enlarged, the number of pages increased and new features added from time to time as occa- sion demanded; a due appreciation of which by the students has done much toward securing to them a better and more prosperous paper. The past year has been one of continued success, the paper now ranking favorably, by common consent, with the best college weeklies in the United States. It has become the medium through which the name and work of our University have been made known to the colleges of the East, and through which the alumni of our college have renewed old associations. The control of the paper is vested in the “ Occident Publishing Company,” a student organization; and the wise example set by the founders of the paper has been constantly adhered to—that the control should rest with those free from any connection that would prevent the fearless criticism of the paper being directed against unworthiness wherever it might be found. In no small measure have the usefulness and the success which have attended The Occident depended upon this principle. In this time of prosperity for our University, The Occident has shared in the common lot, and now can have only the wish that in the future the measure of its success may be in proportion to that of the past, enabling it to maintain its rank as a fearless, independent exponent of student opinion, and to do ample justice to the motto it has ever followed : “The Welfare of the Student and of the University.” I 09 ] THE BERKELEYAN A Monthly Magazine, published by the Students of the University. Staff for Vol. XXIV, September, i887-February, 1888 James Sutton, ’88, Editor-in-chief. Associates Mary L. White, ’87, H. A. Melvin, ’89, W. I. Kip, 3d, ’88, F. M. Willis, ’90. G. R. Lukens, ’89, Business Manager. Assistants C. R. Thompson, ’89, R. I. McKisick, ’91, II. B. Montague. ’91. The Berkeleyan, as a monthly magazine, has been fairly before the students and the public for over a year. Its possibilities in that form have been amply indicated. 'That they are great and beneficial will hardly be denied; yet the essential condition of its continuance and complete usefulness has been lacking; enthusiastic support and aid has not come from the students and the University. Unless there can be found some healthy college spirit among the students, and a generous support of so creditable an institution as the College Mag- azine is recognized as a conspicuous way of showing that spirit, the permanence of a publication that has given so flattering promise is very doubtful. [ 100 ] CLASS DAY Friday, June 24, 1887 MORNING EXERCISES OVERTURE ADDRESS President of the Day, Ferdinand McCann MUSIC ESSAY “ Requisites of Perfect Tragedy,” Ella C. McNeely MUSIC ORATION “Opinion,” .... Harry B. Rathbone MUSIC POEM “Savonarola,” ----- - Catherine E. Wilson MUSIC ORATION “ Our System of Law an Evidence of Increasing Nationality,” MUSIC Presentation of Class Memorial, Walter J. Bartnett A. H. Ashley AFTERNOON EXERCISES MUSIC Class History, ... - G. D. Dudley MUSIC Class Prophecy, - John D. Murphey MUSIC Class Dispensation, J. Wangenheim [ 102 ] Class Dispensation, J. Wangenheim a I 1 •2 3 § £ . 1 ■ W'.pwn .'-II.rBMt 9Ti mm COMMENCEMENT DAY Wednesday, June 29, 1887 MORNING EXERCISES MUSIC Prayer, ----- Rev. ESSAY “ Poetry as a Motive Power,” . - - - MUSIC THESIS “ Water Pumps for Irrigation,” - - - [Excused from Speaking.] ORATION “The Problem of State Intervention,” Address, MUSIC MUSIC Address to the Graduating Class, J. B. Thompson, D. D. Mary White William J. Raymond - Jacob Samuels Hon. John F. Swift President Holden Conferring of Degrees and of University Medal. CHARTER DAY Friday, March 23, 1888 MORNING EXERCISES ORCHESTRAL CONCERT PROGRAMME Hermann Brandt, Director Jubilee Overture, - - ' - Introduction to Manfred, - • Turkish March, .... Concert Andante for Clarionet, Mr. Joseph Wrba. Traeumerei, - Minuet, ..... Serenade, ..... Tannhaeuser Reminiscences, Weber - Reinecke Mozart Weber Schumann Boccherini Scharwenka - Richard Wagner Friday, March 23, 1888 AFTERNOON EXERCISES INAUGURATION OF PRESIDENT HORACE DAVIS Overture, - - - - - Brandt String Orchestra Prayer, ------- Rev. G. A. Easton Address on Behalf of the Regents, - D. M. Delmas, President of the Day MUSIC Latin Salutatory on Behalf of the Students, - - - W. I. Kip, ?88 Poem, ------ Miss Millicent W. Shinn MUSIC Address on Behalf of the Faculties, - - Professor Martin Kellogg MUSIC Delivery of the Symbols of Office to the President of the Board of Regents, R. V. Waterman, Governor of California, By the Retiring President, Edward S. Holden, LL.D. Investment of President Davis with the Symbols of Office, By Governor R. W. Waterman. Address, ------ President Horace Davis MUSIC Address, .... Rev. Horatio Stebbins, D. D. f io ] BERKELEY CHORAL SOCIETY The third year of the Choral Society has brought continued profit in musical culture to its members. There has been no deterioration in the character of the music to which the Society devotes its atten- tion; no relaxation of interest, even enthusiastic interest, on the part of its members; and no failure on the part of the invited guests of the Society to greet with hearty appreciation all of its public performances. Since the last publication, the following larger works have been studied : Buck’s “ Light of Asia,” Gade’s “ Erl King’s Daughter,” Mozart’s “Requiem Mass,” and Gilchrist’s “Rose;” while the lighter compositions have comprised part songs and choruses by Rubinstein, John P. Morgan, Cruickshank, Pasmore, and Bruch. Such change in membership as has occurred from death and sickness has affected particularly the altos ; this has determined the postponement of the public rendering of Mozart’s “ Requiem ” until the fall of 1888, when it will be given in the Assembly Hall, in combination with a select company from San Francisco. OFFICERS Prof. IRVING STRING FI AM, B. P. WALL, M. D., E. R. DREW, - F. L. LI PM AN, - H. B. PASMORE, Miss INA G. GRIFFIN, President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Director Accompanist Prof. A. WENDELL JACKSON, Miss HELEN GOMPERTZ, WM. GRIEG, Executive Committee I 106 ] UNIVERSITY HARMONIC SOCIETY The object of this Society is to seek out and improve the musical talent which exists in our University. Although it is within the second year of its existence, it has reached, through the untiring efforts of its members, an important position among our local organizations. Meetings are held every three weeks. Students possessing a previous knowledge of music, either instrumental or vocal, are eligible for membership. L. A. MENDELSON,............................Treasurer W. J. VAR I EL,.................i Miss ELSIE LEE,.................- Executive Committee E. VON ADELUNG, Jr., ) OFFICERS First Term J. H. GRAY, Jr., Miss MAY McLEAN, E. RIXFORD, - C. W. BARNES, L. A. MENDELSON, ■ Miss LUELLA STONE, O. B. ELLSWORTH, - Executive Committee President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Second Term E. RIXFORD, Miss MAY McLEAN, O. B. ELLSWORTH, President Vice-President Secretary MEMBERS A. Bachman, C. W. Barnes, F. L. Bosqui, Miss Julia Briggs, Miss Fannie Cooper, D. Edelman, O. B. Ellsworth, Miss Bessie Graves, J. IT. Gray, Jr., P. E. Harroun, Miss Emma Hefty, Miss Fannie Henderson E. M. T. IIilgard, H. Howell, Miss Eleanor Johnson, D. G. Jones, N. R. Lang, Miss Elsie Lee, Miss May McLean, H. A. Melvin, L. A. Mendelson, R. II. Moore, Miss Nellie Morse, T. H. Rickard, E. Rixford, J. Samuels, Miss Luella Stone, G. Stoney, W. J. Variel, E. Von Adelung, Jr. [ 107 ] THE UNIVERSITY GLEE CLUB This Society has for its objects the collection of the musical talent in the University into a unit for better training and improve- ment. It is a strictly musical club, aiming solely at the perfection of its members in vocal music. Organized during March, 1888, it has had barely time to complete organization and settle down to active work. That such a society has long been needed in our University is shown by the enthusiasm with which the members have united to execute the project, and this, with the well-known musical ability of the Director, gives promise of gratifying results during the coming year. We hope soon to be able to stand on an equal footing with our Eastern college brethren in the matter of Glee Clubs. OFFICERS Prof. A. W. JACKSON,...............................President E, R. DREW, ’88,..............................Vice-President D. G. JONES, ’90,..................................Secretary M. D. BARROWS, ’91,..............................Treasurer Mr. H. B. PASMORE,..........................Musical Director D. G. JONES, ’90,................................Accompanist ACTIVE MEMBERS J. P. Booth, 00 00 0. B. Ellsworth, E. R. Drew, G. Stoney. C. E. Holmes, ’89 A. I. Street, H. H. Mayberry, F. L. WlIARFF. R. H. Moore, F. W. Wright. H. Dyer, ’9o H. M. La Rue, E. C. Hill, W. S. Smith, D. G. Jones, W. A. Wright, C. B. Lakenan, C. E. Townsend. H. C. Baldwin, ’91 B. L. Hall, R. D. Baldwin, L. W. Lloyd, M. D. Barrows, G. P. Robinson, A. G. Blake, J. G. Thompson, W. J. Green, F. Weil, E. Zeile. [ 108 ] DELTA KAPPA EPSILON QUARTETTE First Tenor, Hyde, Second Tenor, Ellis, First Bass, La Rue, Second Bass, Green. PHI GAMMA DELTA QUARTETTE First Tenor, White, iVj itaw, Bachman, Second Tenort Barrows, Second Basst Schutte, Pianist, Juilliard, CHI PHI INSTRUMENTAL CLUB Pianists, Bosqui, 88, Holbrook, ’88, Violin, J. Ainsworth, ’91, Lang, ’90, Banjo, Davis, ’90, Guitar, C. Gore Bonner, ’89. Ukuleile, Moore, ’89, Harp, Hayne, ’89, Taro-Patch, WILSON, ’90, Harmonica, Cary, ’90, Phone, Thornton, ’89, Director, BONES, ’82. PHI GAMMA DELTA INSTRUMENTAL TRIO Piano, Juilliard, Mandolin, Bachman, Guitar, ECCLESTON. [ 109 1 CHI PHI WHIST CLUB Monroe, ’88, Bonner, ’89, Thornton, ’89, Davis, ’90 PHI GAMMA DELTA WHIST CLUB Brown, Henderson, Bachman, Hill. DELTA KAPPA EPSILON BOWERS Joker, Booth, Left, La Rue, Right, Mayberry, Deuce, Stokes. CHI PHI vs. BETA THETA PI WHIST H. E. Monroe. X , J. E. Beard, Ben, G. Stoney, BSn, P. B. Thornton, X P. PHI GAMMA DELTA CHESS CLUB I no j SCHUTTE, Brown, Rodgers, T. D. Allin. •I “When Greek Meets Greek” DELTA KAPPA EPSILON EATING CLUB Ellis, Stokes, Mayberry, Whitbeck. PHI GAM “ CUTTING ” CLUB Chief Butcher, BARROWS, Apprentice, FlSK, First Cut, Rodgers, A ttendant, Bachman. MILITARY DEPARTMENT COMMANDANT First Lieutenant G. F. E. HARRISON, U. S. A., Second Artillery Captain R. S. KNIGHT, Adjutant, First Lieutenant W. E. PROCTOR, Quartermaster, I. R. P. NON-COMMISSIONED STAFF Sergeant-Major, H. C. MOFFITT. Quartermaster-Sergeant, II. A. MELVIN. F Company A Captain, G. STONEY. First Lieutenant, C. W. Reed, First Sergeant, J. L. Steffens, Lieutenant, M. Koshland, Sergeant, R. II. Moore, Corporals, H. G. Parker, F. B. McKenna. Company D Captain, J. E. BEARD. First Lieutenant, W. II. Wentworth, First Sergeant, C. A. Noble, Lieutenant, H. E. Monroe, Sergeant, E. Von Adelung, Corporals, N. R. Lang, E. FI. Stearns. f in ] Company B (Color Company) Captain, W. I. KIP. First Lieutenant, M. S. Woodhams, Lieutenant, T. S. Palmer, First Sergeant, C. G. Bonner, Sergeant, T. B. Sullivan, Corporals, G. H. Stokes, J. A. Benton. COLOR GUARD Color Sergeant, L. Hutchinson, Color Corporals, D. G. Jones, E. C. Hill, H. F. Bailey. Company C Captain, G. M. STRATTON. First Lieutenant, W. E. Rowlands, Lieutenant, F. Cook, First Sergeant, J. A. Sands, Sergeant, C. W. Barnes, Corporals, F. W. McNear, W. S. Smith, D. C. Demarest. ■aL,wt -co W. E. Proctor, Inspector of Rifle Practice. H. A. Melvin, Assistant Inspector of Rifle Practice. MEMBERS Cornwell, ’91, Gates, ’91, Jenkins, 90, Kincaid, ’89, Pringle, ’91, Roeinson, ’91, Simpson, 91, R. F. Dean, A. Dean, ’90, Glass, ’91, Jory, ’89, Knower, ’89, Proctor, ’88, Scott, ’91, Weil, ’91. . Street, Markers. The Festive Senior on the Berkeley Local - “Coming Events Cast Their Shadows Before” oMiNO Bvkntm Cast Th ik Shadows Bkkok ATHLETIC COMMITTEE FACULTY President HORACE DAVIS. Professor GEORGE C. EDWARDS, Lieutenant G. F. E. HARRISON, U. S. A. STUDENTS First Term. M. Koshland, ’88, Chairman, R. S. Knight, ’88, A. C. Widber, ’89, C. G. Harker, ’90, H. D. Melone, ’91. Second Term M. S. Woodhams, ’88, Chairman, G. A. Merrill, '88, J. A. Sands, ’89, E. C. Hyde, ’90, H. D. Melone, ’91. RECORD OF U. C. BASE BALL TEAM (Spring of 1887) U. C. versus Date U. C. Score Opponents' Score E. 0. E., April 2, 1887 16 24 Athenians, - April 23, 1887 - - 27 - 25 E. O. E., May 1, 1887 8 I Reliance, - - May 7, 1887 - II - 12 Reliance, May 28, 1887 17 4 AVERAGES OF U. C. BASE BALL TEAM (Spring or 1887) W. C. Gregory, ’87, Captain (Resigned.) M. Koshland, ’88, Captain. C. W. Reed, ’88, Manager. Name and Position Games Times at Bat.. Runs Base Hits..... Bat. Average.. Put Out $ 5' V Errors Field Average. Bases Stolen.. Fielding Rank Batting Rank. TURNER, p 5 28 13 12 .428 4 72 7 .916 4 3 1 KOSHLAND, s. s 5 28 11 zx •393 5 l8 6 •793 9 7 2 REED, c. f. a 1st 5 26 8 9 •346 36 3 2 •951 5 2 3 ELLIS, 2D 4 18 6 6 333 9 9 9 .667 8 9 4 DAVIS, l. f 2 12 4 4 •333 0 0 3 .000 1 10 4 RAMM, r. f 3 M 4 4 .286 1 0 0 1.000 1 1 5 KIP, C. F. k 1ST.. . 5 26 13 6 •23 24 3 6 .818 3 5 6 GABBS, 30 5 23 5 5 .217 9 5 5 •737 1 8 7 GREGORY, c.... 5 28 7 5 •l79 48 � 4 7 .898 5 4 8 ALLIN, L. F. k R.F. 5 22 6 3 • 37 7 2 3 CO M CO 0 5 9 Totals 5 225 77 65 .289 142 126 48 00 T CO 37 Opponents. .. 5 227 65 53 •233 38 109 52 .825 28 RECORD OF GAMES PLAYED (Fall of 1887) U. C. versus Date University of the Pacific, Nov. 5, 1887 University of the Pacific, Nov. 12, 1887 St. Mary’s College, Nov. 26, 1887 Place Score Alameda U. C., 9—U. P., 7 San Jose U. C., 13—U. P., 9 Alameda U. C., 14—St. Mary’s, 8 1 f 121 J LU rs o z c tJ) u V z ’So y t£ « • £ C rt o c S • rt T3 D CO CO M cu rt C rt LL Ch CJ C O O 00 ■W J J 00 Cm rt ( ) LU Cx- Q CJ o 5 cf w W cu s CO C S4 LU VH 5 u Batting Rank.. H Ok co -t- VO vO o to o 0 M 0 M 0 o M Fielding Rank. M « M CO CO VO vo o Ox M M o M Bases Stolen.. M M oi CO CO o « VO co H CO o M VO Ok H Field Average. § CO in o M C'. o o � o 1 Ok r - oo Ok s 1 1 M 1 M 1 Ov OO to M o CO Errors 0 w 0 H M Ok t H VO 0 H O H Ov M IO Ok Assists M IA CO CO M CO CO 0 M 0 M H CO VO M 0 8 Ok Put Out M o m N M o Ok VO Ok '+• Ok VO o 0 ok N Ok Bat. Average.. 8 to M NO 8 't- CO VO c CO CO CO 0 VO N Ok Ok Ok § s M § 1 § § VO VO Ok M c« Base Hits M VO « If CO M Ok ok Ok 0 O o 0 CO Ok Ok Ok Runs CO VO CO ■T M Ok co co 0 Ok o Ok CO CO -t- Ok Times at Bat.. «i CO VO M M o o 0 H w M to VO Ok co a o M Games H CO M co Ok M w CO co M Ok M ok CO to Name and Position • • • • • a to W n Q HH £ • • • • • • • • • • 0. • Q w a Q Ok Q u X CO O L4 bj o •« u. J T Ch HH 14 Hi lTELL, s. s... WHITE, P,XST C.K H H •e o £ O J a •M A b. X •« u! d • o o u u •e • b J af W • Q GABBS, 3D • • • • • • • a w 0k in U J w ALLEN, l. f • • • • • tb OS 2 3 ►j • • • • • • 3 h O H Opponents.. .. CLASS NINES ’88 C. W. REED, C. , A. C. Ellis, p., J. P. Booth, ist b.f G. A. Merrill, 2d b., C. E. Turner, 3d b., '«9 J. A. SANDS, 3D C. G. Bonner, c., A. C. Widber, p., P. B. Thornton, ist b., H. C. Moffitt, 2d b., s'D Captain, F. A. Allardt, s. s., W. I. Kip, 1. f., G. Stoney, c. f., M. Koshland, r. f. . and Captain, C. W. Barnes, s. s., C. R. Thompson, 1. f., R. II. Moore, c. f., C. Claussen, r. f. J. A. BENTON, C. and Captain, II. M. La Rue, p., T. D. Allin, ist b., W. H. Davis, 2d b., E. N. Henderson, 3d b., A. D. Stoney, s. s., F. W. McNear, 1. f., A. M. Henderson, c. f., H. S. Wilson, r. f. F. T. IIITTELL, S. S. and Captain, A. F. Allen, c., J. P. Cook, p., H. D. Melone, 1st b., R. Gallagher, 2d b., W. F. Sullivan, 3d b., G. S. Dyer, 1. f., B. F. Curler, c. f., J. H. White, r. f. «• 81'S 8SS 8§ • RECORD OF CLASS GAMES NINES DATE WINNER SCORE ’88 vs. ’90 October 12, 1887, - ’88, 23 to 3 ’89 vs. ’91 - October 19, 1887, - ’91, - - 16 to 5 ’88 vs. ’89 October 26, 1887, - ’88, 16 to 7 ’90 vs. ’91 - November 2, 1887, - ’91, - - 19 to 14 ’88 vs. ’91 November 9, 1887, - ’8S, II to 7 ’89 vs. 50 • - December 7, 1887, - ’89, - 9 to 4 BETA THETA PI BASE BALL NINE G. M. STRATTON, C. F.. Captain, A. H. Elliot, c., J. E. Beard, p., W. I. Kip, Jr., ist b., H. C. Moffitt, 2d b., G. Stoney, 3d b., A. D. Stoney, s. s., F. W. McNear, 1. f., C. W. Barnes, r. f. r 124 ] DELTA KAPPA EPSILON BASE BALL NINE T. P. BOOTH, 1st B., Captain, H. D. Melone, c., A. C. Ellis, Jr., p., H. B, Gates, 2d b., A. S. Blake, 3d b., H. M. LaRue, s. s., G. H. Stoke?, 1. f., C. G. IIarker, c. f., G. R. Lukens, r. f. CHI PHI BASE BALL NINE P. B. THORNTON, P., Captain, C. G. Bonner, c., L. Simson, 1st b., W. H. Davis, 2d b., J. C. Ainsworth, 3d b., J. H. Cary, s. s., H. L. Wilson, 1. f., R. H. Moore, c, f., H. E. Monroe, r. f. ZETA PSI BASE BALL NINE J. A. SANDS, J. P. Cook, p., W. A. Dow, 1st b., R. S. Knight, 2d b., J. L. Steffens, 3d b., ., Captain, F. T. Hittell, s. s., C. R. Thompson, 1. f., W. C. Ralston, c. f., W. I. Terry, r. f. PHI GAMMA DELTA BASE BALL NINE J. H. WHITE, Captain, J. H. Schutte, c. and r. f., E. N. Henderson, 3d b., T. H. White, p., M. D. Barrows, s. s., T. D. Allin, 1st b., H. A. Fisk, 1. f., C. A. Allin, 2d b., W. L. Rodgers, c. f., F. E. Rich, i. f. and c. UNIVERSITY FOOT BALL TEAM G. STOXEY, ’88, Captain (Resigned). F. A. ALLARDT, ’88, Captain (Resigned). C. W. REED, ’88, Captain. RUSHERS J. E. Beard, ’88 (Centre), [5] J. H. White, ’91, [6] M. S. Woodhams, ’88, [6] J. H. Hely, ’89, [4] C. H. Bentley, ’91, [4] R. Gallagher, ’91, [4] T. E. Eichbaum, ’91, [3] QUARTER-BACK A. D. Stoney, ’90, [6] HALF-BACKS F. T. Hittell, ’91, [4] C. W. Reed, ’88, [4] FULL-BACK F. W. McNear, ’90, [6] SUBSTITUTES J. A. Sands, ’89, [2] II. C. Moffitt, ’89, [3] G. A. Merrill, ’88, [1] OTHER PLAYERS DURING THE SEASON G. Stoney, ’88 (Half-Back), [2] F. A. Allardt, ’88 (Quarter-Back), [3] H. D. Melone, ’91 (Forward) [3] Average weight, 156.2 lbs. Average height, 5 ft. 10.7 in. No of games played. RECORD OF THE UNIVERSITY FOOT BALL TEAM TO MAY 7, 1888 U. C. versus Date Winner U. C. Score Oppo- nent Phcenix, Phcenix, Dec. Feb. 2, 1882 10, 1883 Phoenix Tie 2 tries I goal Union, Feb. 24, 1883 U. C. 1 goal O Phcenix, April 7,1883 U. C. 1 goal 0 Merion, Feb. 9. 1884 U. C. 2 goals, 2 tries O Wanderer, March 1, 1884 U. C. 1 goal, 1 try O Merion, Feb. 14, 1885 U. C. 1 goal, 3 tries O Merion, Feb. 28, 1885 U. C. 2 tries O Wasp, Tie Wasp, March 28, 1885 U. C. 1 try O Wasp, Jan. 16, 1886 U. C. 20 4 Orion, Feb. 6, 1886 Orion 10 12 Law College, Feb. 22, 1886 U. C. Conceded Reliance, March 13, 1886 Tie 12 12 Reliance, March 27, 1886 U. C. 10 0 Orion, May 1, 1886 U. C. 29 2 Law College, May 22, 1886 U. C. Forfeited by Law College Wasp, May 31, 1886 U. C. Forfeited by Wasps Reliance, June 5, 1886 Reliance 4 7 Reliance, March 5.1887 U. C. «4 6 Reliance, March 26, 1887 U. C. 12 6 San Francisco, Feb. 18, 1888 U. C. 26 0 Volunteers, Feb. 25, 1888 Volunteers 6 10 San Francisco, March 10, 1888 U. C. 20 0 Volunteers, March 17, 1888 U. C. 14 0 Wasp, March 31, 1888 U. C. Forfeited by Wasps Volunteers, April 7, 1888 Protested and still undecided Wasp, April 21, 1888 u. c. Forfeited by Wasps San Francisco, April 23,1888 u. c. 36 0 In the ’86 season the Eastern system of counting by “points” was adopted. [ 127 ] CLASS ELEVENS ’88 C. W. REED, Captain. RUSHERS J. E. Beard, M. S. WOODHAMS, W. I. Kip, H. E Monroe. QUARTER. BACK F. A. Allardt. HALF-BACKS C. W. Reed, BACK G. Stonev. • ’89 W. A. DOW, Captain. RUSHERS J. A. Sands, J. H. Hely, W. A. Dow, II. C. Moffitt. QUARTER-BACK J. L. Steffens, HALF-BACKS A. C. Widber, BACK E. B. Folsom. ’90 F. W. McNear, Captain. RUSHERS G. H. Stokes, C. E. Townsend, T. D. Allin. G. R. Zahn. QUARTER-BACK A. D. Stoney. HALF-BACKS F. W. McNear, BACK J. A. Benton. f 128 1 J. A. Chesnut, F. L. Bosqui, R. S. Knight, G. A. Merrill. G. F. Stone, F. H. Carssow, H. H. Mayberry, C. R. Thompson. A. B. Pierce, E. W. Henderson, W. S. Smith, W. A. Wright. V F. T. IIITTELL. Captain. RUSHERS II. D. Melone, T. Magee, Jr. J. H. White, T. Ransome, B. F. Curler, J. Bouse. G. E. Coleman. QUARTERBACK T. E. Eiciibaum. half-backs F. T. Hittell, BACK C. II. Bentley. R. Gallagher. ZETA PSI FOOT BALL TEAM R. S. Knight, W. E. Rowlands, C. R. Thompson, J. A. Sands, G. F. Stone, F. T. Hittell. J. L. Steffens, W. A. Dow, E. C. Hill, D. C. Demarest, J. Bouse, BETA THETA PI FOOT BALL TEAM GAILLARD STONEY, Captain. RUSHERS W. I. Kip, T. Magee, Jr., C. W. Barnes, James E. Beard. QUARTER-BACK D. Stoney. HALF-BACKS F. W. McNear, G. Stoney. back Charles II. Bentley. II. C. Moffitt, Charles Palache, G. M. Stratton, I m I CHI PHI TENNIS CLUB Bosqui, Carey, Wilson, Holbrook, Forbes, Pringle. DELTA KAPPA EPSILON TENNIS ACADEMY J. P. BOOTH, Professor. Lukens, CLASS THETA Blake, Hyde, L. McKisick. Green, CLASS ZETA Zeile, R. McKisick. [ 130 ] PHI GAMMA DELTA LAWN TENNIS CLUB Juilliard, Sutherland, Barrows, Weaver, Fisk. Eccleston, Hill, CHI PHI BOXING CLUB LIGHT WEIGHTS H. C. Ainsworth, McKenna, HEAVY WEIGHTS Lang, Simson. SPONGERS Moore, Davis. Timekeeper, J. C. Ainsworth, Seconds, Seymour, Wilson, Referee, Hayne. i I 131 | ELEVENTH FIELD DAY HELD AT THE UNIVERSITY CINDER TRACK May, 21, 1887 JUDGES Lieut. G. F. E. Harrison, S. M. Heller, ’88, W. C. Brown, O. A. C. REFEREE Prof. Frank Sou 1.6, Jr. TIMERS W. G. Raymond, Prof. Slate, J. A. Hammersmith, O. A. C. STARTER Col. Geo. C. Edwards. CLERK OF THE COURSE E. Rixford, ’87. MEASURERS S. G. Dikrman, ’87, J. F. Wilkinson, ’87. THROWING THE BASE BALL M. Koshland, ’88, • R. L. Jump, ’87. 1. Koshland,—100 yds. 2 ft. 4 in. PUTT ING THE SHOT (16 lbs.) F. W. Jackson, ’88, W. A. Dow, ’89, G. W. Jones, L. C. W. I. Kip, Jr., ’88, F. C. Clift, L. C. i. W. I. Kip, Jr.,— 27 ft. 8 in. STANDING WIDE JUMP H. C. Moffitt, ’89, E. B. Folsom, ’89. 1. H. C. Moffitt,—9 ft. 6 in. ONE HUNDRED YARDS MAIDEN RACE A. C. Ellis, ’88, W. A. Dow. ’89. 1. A. C. Ellis,—11 sec. I 132 j RUNNING HOP, STEP AND JUMP W. H. Davis, ’90, H. H. McCord, ’90, H. C. Moffitt, ’89. 1. Moffitt,—38.4 ft. HALF-MILE RUN (Soule Medal) L. R. Rogers, ’87, E. C. Hill, ’90. 1. E. C. Hill,—2 min. 12J sec. ONE-MILE WALK i. F. C. Clift,—10 min. iigsec. 2 20 YARDS DASH (Open Handicap) E. G. Rodolph, O. A. C. (Scratch), R. Gibson (10 yds.), D. N. Eagan, O. A. C. (5 yds.), J. A. Code, O. A. C. (12 yds.). 1. D. N. Eagan,—25 sec. RUNNING HIGH JUMP (Open) C. N. Rodolph (Dental College), L. Butler i. C. N. Rodolph—4.8 ft. TOO YARDS DASH (Handicap) A. C. Ellis, ’88 (Scratch) J. L. Steffens, ’89 (Scratch) A. D. Stoney, ’90 (5 yds.) 1. A. C. Ellis—11 sec. HALF-MILE RUN (Open Handicap) T. H. Reynolds, O. A. C., E. C. Hill, ’90, J. A. Code, O. A. C., C. B. Hill, M. C. C., E. C. Cron, 10 yds. 1. J. A. Code—2 min. I2f sec. 2. E. C. Hill, 90. RUNNING WIDE JUMP E. B. Folsom, 89, H. C. Moffitt, ’89 1. E. B. Folsom—16 ft. 6 in. IOO YARDS DASH (Open Handicap) E. G. Rodolph, O. A. C. (Scratch) D. N. Eagan, A. A. C. (Scratch) A. C. Ellis, ’88 (4 yds.) J. L. Steffens, ’89 (5 yds.) 1. A. C. Ellis—iof sec. 440 YARDS DASH i. J. G. Sutton, ’85—57J sec. [ 133 1 ONE MILE RUN (Open Handicap) W. A. Scott, O. A. C. (Scratch) H. H. McCord, ’90 (150 yds.) F. L. Cooley, A. A. C. (80 yds.) E. C. Cron (150 yds.) ftJcCord and Cooley tied—4 min. 41 sec. POLE VAULT (Open) E. Hays, C. Melvin, R. A. C., E. G. Rodolph, O. A. C. 1. Melvin—7 ft. 9§ in. TWO-MILE RELAY RACE ’87 00 CO ’89 ’90 Mather, Stoney, Howell, McNear, Rogers, Stratton, Hay, Stoney, Randall, Allardt, Steffens, Smith, Dorn in, Monroe, Moffitt, Gardner. I. ’89—8 min. 36J sec. TUG OF WAR (Class Teams of 6) ’87 vs. ’88,...........................................................................Won by ’87 ’89 vs. ’90, “ ’90 ’87 vs.190, - - - - - - “ ’90 [ 134 ] TWELFTH FIELD DAY THE HELD AT UNIVERSITY CINDER TRACK May s, 1888 JUDGES Prof. Frank Soul£, Jr., John Sutton, ’85, M. Koshland, ’88. REFEREE Lieut. G. F. E. Harrison, U. S. A. M. H. Weed, J. A. Hammersmith, TIMERS G. H. Strong, Prof. F. Slate. S. M. Heller, ’88, • HANDICAPPERS Col. Geo. C. Edwards. STARTER Col. Geo. C. Edwards. E. Rixford, ’87, CLERKS OF THE COURSE G. A. Merrill, ’88, E. C. Hyde, ’90. W. E. Proctor, ’88, MEASURERS E. R. Drew, ’88, A. C. Widber, ’89. SPECIAL HUNDRED YARDS M. S. Woodhams, ’88, E. B. Folsom, ’89. 1. Folsom—11 sec. MAIDEN HUNDRED YARDS J. C. Ainsworth, ’91, F. W. McNear, ’90, C. B. Lakenan, ’90. 1. Ainsworth—10J sec., 2. Lakenan. J. Bouse, ’91, PUTTING SHOT (16 lbs.) Fred. C. Clift, L. C.—R. A. C. 1. Bouse—31 ft. 7j in. [ 135 1 J. Bouse, ’91, H. C. Moffitt, ’89, STANDING WIDE JUMP E. B. Folsom, 89 1. Moffitt—10 ft. if in. HALF-MILE RUN (Soule Medal) E. C. Hill, ’90, F. C. Clift, L. C.—R. A. C. 1. Hill—2 min. 44f sec. HOP-STEP-AND-JUMP H. C. Moffitt, ’89, E. B. Folsom, ’89, V. H. Davis, ’90, 1. Moffitt—41 ft. 9} in. 2. Folsom. THROWING 121b. HAMMER (Open) W. H. Quinn, O. A. C., P. J. W. Grant, O. A. C., J. Bouse, 91. 1. Grant—100 ft. 2. Quinn—96 ft. 8| in. HUNDRED YARDS A. C. Ellis, ’88, E. B. Folsom, ’89, J. C. Ainsworth, 91. 1. Folsom—io| sec. 2. Ainsworth. 120 YARDS HURDLE (Open Handicap) T. Magee, ’91, (4 yds.), S. V. Casady, O. A. C., (5 yds.), R. B. Jones, O. A. C., (Scratch), W. A. Wright, ’90, (4 yds.). 1. Wright—15J sec. 2. Casady. 220 YARDS DASH F. W. McNear, ’90, Roy Gallagher, ’91- 1. McNear—25J sec. FIFTY YARDS DASH i. E. B. Folsom, ’89—5f sec. HALF-MILE RUN (Open Handicap) J. A. Code, O. A. C., (Scratch), H. Bartels, (60 yds.), W. S. Smith, ’90, (60 yds.) 1. Bartels—2 min. 1 if sec. 2. Code. POLE VAULT (Open Handicap) J. Sexsmith, G. G. A. C., (Scratch), H. B. Keith, O. A. C., (6 in.), C. J. Schuster, O. A. C., (4 in.), J. Schuster, S. F. T. V. (2 in.), 1. C. J. Schuster—8 ft. 11 in. 2. Sexsmith. MILE WALK (Open Handicap) H. Coffin, O. A. C., (Scratch), C. M. Yates, G. G. A. C. (90 yds.) 1. Coffin—7 min. 19! sec. [ 13G ) IOO YARDS DASH (Open Handicap) First Heat A. C. Ellis, ’88, (Scratch), E. B. Folsom, ’89, (Scratch), C. B. Lakenan, ’90, (5 yds.), F. W. McNear, ’90, (5 yds.), T. J. Riley, (5 yds.), Second Heat V. E. Schifferstein, O. A. C., (Scratch), R. B. Jones, O. A. C., (3 yds.), S. V. Casady, O. A. C., (6 yds.), J. J. O’Kane, O. A. C., (6 yds.), Henry Bartels, (9 yds.), 1. McNear—iof sec. 2. Lakenan. 1. O’Kane—iog sec. 2. Schifferstein and Casady. RUNNING HIGH JUMP H. C. Moffitt, ’89, M. S. Woodhams, ’88, Frank Fisher, D. C. 1. Moffitt—5 ft. 2f in. 2. Fisher. MILE RUN (Open) W. A. Scott, O. A. C., J. A. Code, O. A. C. 1. Scott—4 min. 57 sec. FINAL HEAT----IOO YARDS (Handicap) V. E. Schifferstein, O. A. C., (Scratch), S. V. Casady, O. A. C„ (6 yds.), J. J. O’Kane, O. A. C., (6 yds.), F. W. McNear, ’90, (5 yds.) C. B. Lakenan, ’90, (5 yds.) 1. Schifferstein—ioj sec. 2. O’Kane. MILE RUN i. E. C. Hill, ’90—4 min. 51J sec, RUNNING WIDE JUMP M. S. Woodhams, ’88, E. B. Folsom, ’89. 1. Folsom—19 ft. 2 20 YARDS DASH (Open Handicap) V. E. Schifferstein, O. A. C., (Scratch), S. V. Casady, O. A. C., (12 yds.), J. J. O’Kane, O. A. C., (10 yds.), R. B. Jones, O. A. C.. (15 yds.), W. A. Wright, ’90, (10 yds.), R. Gibson, O. A. C., (15 yds.), H. B. Keith, O. A. C., (20 yds.) 1. Schifferstein—24 sec. 2. Keith. STANDING HIGH JUMP H. C. Moffitt, ’89, C. B. Lakenan, ’90, 1. Moffitt—4 ft. 4$ in. ONE MILE RELAY RACE ’90 F. W. McNear, F. E. Rich, W. A. Wright, C. B. Lakenan, A. D. Stoney. T. Magee, R. Gallagher, J. C. Ainsworth, W. H. Bentley, H. B. Gates. 1. 90—3 min. 40J sec. TUG OF WAR Won by ’88 “ ’91 “ ’91 ’88 vs. ’89, ’90 vs. ’91, ’88 vs. ’91, [ 137 ] BEST ATHLETIC RECORDS (Since 1879) AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA; TO MAY 7, 1887 EVENT RECORD NAME Min. Sec. 50 Yards Dash si E. B. Folsom, ’89 100 Yards Dash io| R. T. Harding, ’82 220 Yards Dash 23i J. J. Dwyer, ’82 440 Yards Run 54} C. A. Robinson, ’85 % Mile Run 2 E. C. Hill, ’90 1 Mile Run 4 511 E. C. Hill, ’90 1 Mile Walk 8 17 Elliot McAllister, ’85 120 Yards Hurdle l8 J. J. Dwyer, ’82 ) . , O. W. Jasper, ’82 f tiea 2 Mile Relay Race 8 361 Howell, Hay, ) Steffens, Moffitt, C 1 Mile Relay Race 3 Ft. 4°s In. Stoney, McNear, Rich, . Wright, Lakenan, j Standing Wide Jump IO H. C. Moffitt, ’89 Running Wide Jump 19 E. B. Folsom, ’89 Running Hop-Step- and-Jump 41 9l H. C. Moffitt, ’89 Standing High Jump 4 8 R. D. Jackson, ’82 Running High Jump 5 5tV J. J. McGillivray, ’81 Putting Shot (16 lbs.) 3i 7i J. Bouse, ’91 Throwing Base Ball 3H 4 M. Koshland, ’88 WHEN MADE May 5, 1888 Nov. 9, 1881 Nov. 9, 1881 Nov. 9, 1881 May 21, 1887 May 5, 1888 Nov. 1, 1884 Nov. 9, 1881 May 21, 1887 May 5, 1888 May 5, 1888 May 5, 1888 May 5, 1888 April 29,1882 Nov. 20, 1880 May 5, 1888 May 21, 1887 [ 138 1 II ft Art Gallkrv, South End MISCELLANY YE “CO-ED” Hail! radiant Co-Ed of the eager eyes, Reach for the distant prize. The crib that naught avails, The pony’s artful aid that ofttimes fails, Distrust, nor bull-doze with familiar tales. So shall you have no care For Putzker’s agile tongue, or Holden’s stony stare. Of hours appointed keep in the well-worn rut. ♦ Shun the enticing cut. The ex’s threatening view Face with courage high, and fight it through. Conquer the fearsome cinch, and every new Peril surmount, till sealed, The work is laid aside, the sheepskin shines revealed. [ HO ] SELECTED STORIES (Chosen by the Assistant Librarian from Standard Works.) The Queen then related a heart- mr£-ing story of steadfast affection: “ A- young man who adored two damsels, took them to walk ’neath the oaks. Each of his arms encircled the slender waist of a maiden. A number of his friends coming up behind derisively yelled ‘Rats !’ but he continued serenely on his way.” The ladies laughed loudly at this story and begged for another, etc. —Decameron. The travelers soon reached a huge building called the Castle of Despair, ruled over by a grim demon known as Cinch. The demon had a large number of youths that he kept as slaves and summoned before him whenever he list, by the ringing of a bell. —Pilgrim's Progress. And in that country dwelt a number of knights who fought for glory. Our worthy hero, Don Oxident, determined to follow their example, so mounting upon his horse Rosinante, he attacked a windmill called “ Rum ” which stood upon the plain Santa Rosa, and easily knocked the mill out in one round. —Don Quixote. Then ye pilgrim told ye tale of ye wandering tune. Hit sinnede in youthe ond for tham the hit waes evile, hit waes doomede toe wandere in alle time in ye fyfes of ye Berk Eley bande. —Canterbury Tales. I H2 | AV j, 7)f . Be kelfy Co- Eo An Evidence of Evolution. BIBLE TRUTHS CHRONICLES XX (Revised Version) Now it came to pass that in the fourth month of the first year of the reign of Champagne Eddy, King of the Faculty, the spirit of Bourdon fell heavily upon the children of the tribe of Eighty-nine. And it waxed great within them. And they all assembled them- selves with one accord into the Physics Room, and sat. And while they thus sat, it came into their hearts to put forth their strength and overcome the children of the tribe of Eighty-eight, who were meditating in their hearts sin and wickedness. Now, behold, it seemed good to the wise men, the mighty men of valor, and all the fighting men of the tribe of Eighty- nine, to appoint men as captains over them. And they chose Dow, a mighty man for wind, as chief talker; and Norton, sur- named the Emperor; and Stone, a mighty rusher; and Sands, the chief mu- sician of the tribe. Now, these men took account of all the silver and gold of the class, and gat themselves together, and took counsel of each other to overcome the hosts of the tribe of Eighty-eight. And it came to pass that the tribe of Eighty-eight waxed exceeding foxy, and gat unto themselves schemes whereby they might ensnare the tribe of Eighty nine. And also it came to pass that the spirit of cun- ning revealed all the counsels of the wicked unto Norton, surnamed the Emperor, and he took counsel of the wise men, and the mighty The Spirit of Bourdon fell heavily upon Eighty-nine [ 144 j men, and all the chief personages of the tribe; and lo and behold 1 The Trumpets Sounded the foxiness of the tribe of Eighty-nine exceeded the foxiness of the tribe of Eighty-eight. For „ t behold, on that day when it was the wont of Hutton, chief captain of the hosts of Champagne Eddy, to assemble all the fighting men of the Kingdom of Berkeley on the fields to drill, it came to pass that the captains of the host of Eighty-nine did com- mand their men to “cut” t in one mighty body; and it was done. And the hosts of the tribe of Eighty-nine assembled and pitched their tents over against the Restaurant of Long, sur- named G. Wash. ; and there they did abide. The Battle Waxed exceeding Hot [ us ] Now it came to pass that the hosts of Eighty-eight bethought to get themselves for protection unto Johnson, the son of Grove, who resided at Chi Phi House, hard by the Palace of G. Wash.; and it Behold, Johnson, the Son of Grove, escaped came into the minds of Dow, and of Norton, and of Stone, and of the rest of the fighting men, to fall upon them as they reached that place where the way of Union cometh upon the way of Bancroft, which runneth into the sea. Now when the two armies were drawn up in battle array, the trumpets sounded, and the hosts of Eighty-nine fell upon the hosts of Eighty-eight, and the battle waxed exceeding hot. And the mighty men of valor of the tribe of Eighty-nine smote the men of Eighty-eight that day; and many were the captives taken,— even Wesley, a mighty man with fiery hair, and Koshland, with the little mouth. But behold, John- son, the son of Grove, escaped uninjured. And many of the cap- tives were chained, yea, even with the debasing hand-cuff, and car- ried to the Palace of G. Wash. The Dungeon Ainsworth And Wesley with the auburn hair, and Koshland with the rose-bud mouth, and others of the tribe were placed in a chariot and carried to the land of Ainsworth, yea, many miles from the land of Berkeley. r lie ] But behold ! Wesley of the auburn hair proved cunning, and did escape. Now there was great rejoicing among the tribe of Eighty-nine. And they were exceeding kind to the captives in the Palace of G. Wash., and brought them many presents. And they said unto them that they might depart in peace, if they should get themselves unto another country. And they did so, and gat themselves hence. And it came to pass that the keeper of the tablets, Ramm, of the tribe of the eaters of pie,—(who dwell now over against the way of Dwight, which runneth over against the hill which is by the land of the afflicted)—did long to wax important; and he betook himself unto the guardian of the peace of the Kingdom, Menefee. And he said,—“Go ye at once to the Palace of G. Wash., and release the captives from durance vile.” And the guardian answered and said, —“Thus it shall be done.” But lo and behold ! when he did come to the Palace he saw no captives, for they had gone hence; and the SOMNER THE GOOD FELL UPON REED AND SPOILED HIM men of the tribe of Eighty-nine did laugh loud and exceeding much, and did shout an uproarious shout. For behold, the guardian of the public peace did ask five talents of silver for his labor; and the keeper of the tablets was exceeding wroth. Now, when the tidings of the escape of Wesley, the mighty, did come unto the ears of the men of Eighty-nine they ceased rejoicing; and they swore that he should not return to the land of the Berke- leyites neither that night, nor the next, nor the next. And they did take oath that none of the tribe of Eighty-eight should witness the burial of Bourdon. And they said to themselves—“Woe betide 11« J him who cometh forth to get himself to his brethren scattered abroad throughout the land.” And it came to pass that while they thus communed with them- selves the spirit of valor entered the mighty Johnson, the son of Grove; and he slipped his portly frame from out the second-story window of his abode, and with a remnant of the tribe of Eighty-eight gat himself hastily to the sanctuary of the tribe of Zetes, whereto the auburn Wesley had stealthily betaken himself over the mountains, after the setting of the sun. Now, when the remnant of the tribe of Eighty-eight had taken counsel how they might rescue their brethren who were captive in the land of Ainsworth, it seemed good to them to try their powers once more and wax foxy, and to betake them- selves to the dungeon of Ainsworth whilst the enemy were rejoicing, and making merry, and singing songs of gladness. And behold— the mighty Johnson, son of Grove, and Wesley, the man of muscle and gilt-edged hair, and all those men in whom the tribe trusted, took unto themselves a chariot to carry them, for they were weary. But this guile became revealed to the hosts of Eighty-nine, and lo and behold ! they, too, girded up their loins and gat even from the land of the Berkeleyites, past the Palace of Herr Meyer even unto the land of Ainsworth—lo, many miles. And Somner, a man of mighty strength and a giant among the tribe, yea even to the [ us ] amount of six feet three and two hundred and fifty pounds, was their chief commander. And they did run, and became weary, and many paused by the wayside. But behold, with few men—even no more than the num- ber of the remnant of Eighty-eight—they came to the land of Ains- worth ; and they fell upon the enemy heavily, and smote them. And there was great slaughter; for Wesley, the man of muscle, had got unto himself weapons, exceeding dangerous,—yea, even to do great harm. But lo, it came to pass that the blood of Ireland rose in Somner the good, who fell upon Wesley, the Reed, and spoiled him; and the Reed was broke (up). And he carried off the weapon, yea even the club, and Wesley the mighty became Charlie the meek. They sent unto the King, Men cunning and swift and strong of Speech And the men of Eighty-nine overcame all the men of Eighty-eight, yea every one, and they did laugh them to scorn. And to this day they are an abomination to the eyes of all. And the men of Eighty- nine raised a great shout, and carried off the spoils, the prisoners and captives taken in battle; and some they sold in bondage to Sutton, chief steward of the land of Ainsworth, and he cast them, too, into a dungeon. And others they carried before them to the strong places of the land of Berkeley, even to the hall of Clapp. Now it came to pass, while the men of Eighty-nine made merry with meat and drink and songs of gladness, it came again into the mind of Ramm, the keeper of the tablets, to send unto the King of the land—yea, even unto Champagne Eddy, who dwelt at the Union [ H9 ] Club—to free the captives. And behold, Eddy was wroth, and he swore a mighty oath, and gat himself to the Ferry, and thence by the way of the broad-gauge which lieth over against the land of the Oaks, to his dominions. And it came into his mind to punish the men of Eighty-nine for transgressing the laws. And he swore and said,—“ The Regents do thus unto me, and more also, if the Freshies bury Bourdon.” But lo and behold, when the tribe of Eighty-nine heard this they waxed exceeding weary of Eddy, but they feared not; and they said —“Verily, he knoweth not whereof he speaketh. Come, he shall tell us to bury Bour- don.” And they sent certain men unto the King who were cunning and swift and strong of speech. And they did quickly appease Eddy the King, and all went well. And behold, that night there was much joy in Berkeley. For the Freshies did bury Bour- don, and did, moreover, as it came into their hearts to do. Now, since the days when The Chief Priests will tell of the t? . u j-j i Glory of Eighty-nine the Faculty did begin to grow the onion in the land of Berkeley, even to this very day, nothing like has ever been seen in the land. And even to this day the men of Eighty-eight do wail in great lamentation, and wax exceeding wroth, when it is spoken unto them of the way in which the tribe of Eighty- nine smote them on the hip. And this shall be a token unto you, and your children, and your children's children, that the tribe of Eighty-nine was the first to capture th£ Sophs, and to bind them hand and foot—even with hand-cuffs and rope—and to bear them to a dungeon. And the chief priests of all future generations will tell unto the assembled tribes of the glory of the class of Eighty-nine; for it has been great even to this day, and will remain so forever and ever. [ 150 j MUSICAL MASTERPIECES -by- university AUTHORS [The inauguration of the Berkeley Choral Society, the University Harmonic Society, the Glee Club, the Drum and Fife Corps (under the able direction of Sergeant Von Onelung), and other organizations which tend to lower the price of Berkeley real estate, has so stimu- lated the growth of musical taste and ability in University circles as to be productive of many compositions of rare merit, mostly Wagnerian in their general characteristics.—Eds.] (t n «e tt « « « a n 11 a a a n n a n a Giddy Girls”—Opera Boufife in Three Acts, - When the Themelets Nest Again ”—Sentimental Song, Song of the Slogger”—Descriptive Piano Solo, The Whenceness of the Which,” Egoistic Egoivitiveness of the Ego Principle in Myself,” The Me(a)ness of Myself in Man- aging the University of the Universe,” G. Stoney - A. C. Ellis F. L. Bosqui Wagnerian Trilogy, - G. H. HowisON Mus. Doc. (Milpitas) Scotch Lassie Jane”—Dialectic Love Song, - S. MacGregor Moore Billee Patterson”—Tragi-Comic Musical Farce, - - H. L. Wilson The Broken Pitcher”—Song,........................P. B. Thornton Take Back the Heart (Jack) That Thou Gavest ”—Pokeristic Ballad, Monsieur Norman Lang£ In Days of Old”—A Reminiscence, ... Miss Callie Vivian Hale, the Chief”—Waltz (written especially for the Gym.), - F. A. Allardt I’m a Chromo, but I’m No Sketch ”—Topical Song, - H. M. Holbrook Old Sexton ’’-—Bass Song,.........................S. Beverly Nourse Studies in Chronic Sol-fa ” ------ C. B. Bradley Jolly Sophomore ”—Chorus, - - - - H. L. Ford (formerly’85) My Bruised Heart ”—Bass-bawl Solo, • - - M. Koshland I’m a Pretty Little Mountain Maid ”—Reverie, - - • Miss Cook With Verdure Clad ”—Auto-Biographic Song, - - - F. D. Murphy His Sweet Voice Haunts Us Still” - - - - G. A. Sturtevant Wearin’ of the Green ”—Dynamite Ditty, - - Prof. J. B. Clarke Where is My Wandering Boy To-night ”—Revival Song, H. La Rue Moody f id 1 EPITAPHS AND OTHER MORTUARY MUSINGS TO PI DELTA LAMBDA Beneath this mossy stone, in sombre state, Repose the bones of the forensic great. No longer will the thunderous tones of Kip Call up the crimson to its pallid lip ; No more will Stratton’s oratorie fire With newer life its livid form inspire ; No more ’twill hear the roaring words of Sutton— The offerings of a teeming head—of mutton ; No longer feel grim nausea’s deadly throe When list’ning to the drivel of Monroe ; No longer will its head in wrath be reared To hear the ravings of the windy Beard ; No longer will it try its powers of speed To ’scape the brilliant rhetoric of Reed ; Yea, it is dead, poor tteifiai 6e ?j)yc); It passed away from this great world of woe, And none were left above its tomb to weep, Or wish it well in its eternal sleep. And why, you ask, it left this vale of tears ? Was it the victim of a people’s sneers ? Did cold neglect its feeble life destroy, And cut it off from every earthly joy ? Ah, no; ’twas none of these produced the blight Of endless death and co-eternal night. The reason, then, that it this life forsook ? ’Twas talked to death, in sooth, by Finlay Cook. TO I. I. B-N To Oakland one day, So jolly and gay, Went Isidor Brown, The pride of his town, A damsel to take To stroll by the lake. They took a long walk ; In laughter and talk The hours flew away ; But alas ! O, dismay ! Beside the path grew, So lovely to view, But ill to depend on, Rhus toxacodendron. It caught in its fangs Poor B., and his pangs Soon caused him to lave In the Stygian wave ; And thus poison oak Caused “ Izzy ” to “croak.” TO G. R. L---------S On politics he was polemic; Spoke learnedly on epidemic, Or war, or peace, or matters chemic. He talked of Burke, the great Milesian ; Of Paulus and his church Ephesian ; Of tribes and races Polynesian ; When Death, than whom no steed is fleeter, Sent him to realms for genius meeter, lie talked the scalp right off St. Peter. [ 153 ) TO C. B. B-L—Y Gladly, O, B-----y, We lay thee to rest, Sleekly And meekly In cerements drest. Plainly, ’Tis vainly We summon the tear; Sorrow Can borrow No wails o’er thy bier. After Gay laughter Has pealed loud and long, Jeering And cheering This bright student throng, Dancing And prancing With steps wild and free, Laugh they, As quaff they Damnation to thee. Cincher And pincher Of freedom of thought, Counting High mounting Of genius as naught, Lest it Had drest it With wings of thy make ; Devils, In revels, Shall cause thee to quake ; Panic Satanic Shall whelm thy black soul, Crying And frying In H-----’s deepest hole. [ ] TO W. A. D. Dow, A cow, A quick Kick. “Hie Jacet.” TO W. H. W-------H The bones of Billy lie within this hole, His soul? In sooth he never had a soul. THE WONDERFUL C. WES-LEY A TALE OF FISTIC INFELICITY BY C. C. B-Y Have you heard of the wonderful C. Wes-ley, The great big boxer of the great U. C., Who whipped all fighters no bigger than he, And then of a sudden—? Ah! but see, I’ll tell you the rest; just listen to me. Twas in eighteen hundred and eighty-seven ; Vict’ry had crown’d our foot-ball ’leven ; Freshies were getting knocked ’round by the Sophs ; Wesley was ready with boasts and with scoffs; When Mick Lane from Stockton, of sporting renown. Brought with him a gentleman right from his town. Of quiet deportment and peaceable mien, He never our great Charley Wesley had seen. But for this he cared not; for a boxer was he— In fact, a prize-fighter—who came down to see, If great Charley Wesley was great as ’twas said, Or if this frisky rumor from naught had been bred. Now Mick and his friend to the gymnasium went, And there they saw Charlie, at that time much bent On knocking a Freshie, yea, far out of time; And when he had finished Mick asked him to try ’em A couple of rounds with the friend from his town, And see just how quick he could do him up brown. Wesley was pleased. He knew of his skill, Dreamt not that Herr Mickey would give him a fill; But soon he saw something which gave him a chill. He knew that it wasn’t a thrill of delight, For Charlie soon saw that Mick’s friend there could fight- At length he spoke up and “by gad,” then he said, But whack! whack! he got them all over his head. And whack! on his breast—that manly breast—came Blows that would put a sledge-hammer to shame. Then blows in the stomach and blows in the face, All came on at such a miraculous pace, That Charlie—poor Wesley—did often see stars, And all of the planets, especially Mars. [ 1W ] A lull came, for Charles got one under the chin, And then for a time he heard none of the din Which his friends, all around him were making, for fear That their glorious boxer would soon disappear And be gone to the land where there’s never a tear, (For you know they’re all used up by folks while they’re here). Yes, Charlie, was knocked out for all he was worth ; ’Twas the very worst drubbing he’d got since his birth. And this is the reason we no longer see The great Charlie Wesley pretending to be The finest of boxers within the U. C.; Since everyone knows he was done up quite brown By the peaceable stranger from Mickey Lane’s town. I [ 157 f NEW ADVERTISEMENTS Knowing the task to which the managers will be put in obtaining funds sufficient to pay the indebtedness which will arise from pub- lishing such a stupendous volume as Eighty-nine’s Blue and Gold, the editors, with their accustomed generosity, have determined to open their columns to the throng of people who are desirous of making known to our myriads of readers their wants, losses and finds. We would therefore respectfully ask our readers to patronize those who patronize us, and carefully peruse the following: WANTS, LOST AND FOUND Wanted.—Being struck with the wisdom of the ancient philosophers (in con- trast with those of the present time), I desire to imitate the noble Diogenes ; a man is wanted. Any one applying will receive vie as prize. Apply at once to— Miss W-------s, ’91. Wanted.—A hat large enough to fit the head of which I think I am in posses- sion. Street, ’89. Wanted.—About fifty cents worth more of gall and vinegar. I shall then have more of the former article, and be much sourer than all the rest of the students in Berkeley. Billy Wentworth, ’88. Wanted.—To see a bigger baby than myself. A prize of a nice rubber rattle will be presented to such an infant. Monroe, ’88. Wanted.—A head covering which will not hurt the sore spots on my cranium. Brown, ’88. Wanted.—Desirous at some time in my life of becoming an illustrious editor of a vile country sheet, I would pay at least twenty cents for a new printing press and inkstand, of a green color, if possible, to match the intended owner. Jepson, ’89. Wanted.—A house sufficiently large to hold the enormous amount of conceit of which I am the possessor. Reed, ’88. Wanted.—To hear a louder mouth than either Melone or myself can show off to an admiring crowd of Freshies. E. Bunnell, ’91. Lost.—A model of the closet in which I used to hide whenever there was a rush. A liberal reward for the finder. Bosqui, ’88. Lost.—All the girls I used to have, but who snub me like they do every other conceited infant. Kip, ’90. Lost.—A prayer book, containing on the fly-leaf a curse for each religious denomination. Return to— Steffens, ’89. I 158 ] Lost.—A very valuable picture, being the only one in existence of a man more resembling Satan, than your obedient servant, Prof. Slate. Lost.—At the time of 89’s Bourdon burial, a large bottle of “ Tyranny, Tyranny, Tyranny.” Mr. William Wentworth. Found.—A new steam engine with which I can fool away my time. Prof. S. B. Christy. Found.—With great difficulty, a wretch as sarcastic, as sneering and as would-be funny, as— Yours truly, Bloom, ’88. Found.—An ass bearing the brand of— Costigan, ’91. Found.—A basket full of dreams, which I am constantly using. The owner may obtain same by paying charges. Apply to the champion dreamer. Carssow, ’90. Found.—Having been informed that Mr. Lukens, of the Junior class, is anx- iously desirous of taking swimming lessons, I can recommend to that gentle- man an excellent teacher whom I have found, who will guarantee perfect mastery in the art in one more lesson. Address : Box 123, San Francisco. Found.—Another sentence (to be used in the future) as truthful (?) as the follow- ing : “ I never read that in my life before.” Prof. A. Putzker. Found.—A cross between the lower limbs of Russ Lukens and Beverly Nourse. The legs are now in my possession. Charlie Claussen, ’89. Found.—I have, with great care, perused the records of each class forming a portion of the aristocratic w’orld, desirous of finding the connecting link betw-een mind and matter, and have found in ’88, a class which can talk the most, boast the loudest, and do the least, and wffiich comprises the biggest cowards and learned asses of any class ever seen in Berkeley. Judge Gleason. The above notices have been liberally paid for by the various advertisers, and we hope that our favorers will render them all the assistance in their power.—Eds. f 159 j •£ THE GHOULS THAT GRIND US WHAT THEY SAY AND WHAT WE ANSWER Prof. P.—Look—Ha! ha! Mr. S-t-n is laughing; the solemn man is laughing. Take his picture for the Blue and Gold. Mr. S.—Meester N-b e, vat does feldflasche mean? Charley (slowly)—A pocket-flask for carrying water. Mr. S. (amid roars from the class)—Dey would not so use it in Schermany. Mr. J. (in Roman Law)—Mr. S-n-s, what is the literal meaning of caveat emptor ? S-n-s—I do not know, sir. Mr. J. (trying to assist him)—What does cave canem mean? S-n-s (blankly)—Er—I—er—have forgotten. Mr. J. (feelingly)—I am glad to see that you have not wasted much time, Mr. S-n-s, in calling on young ladies whose fathers keep canine guardians about the premises. Prof. John—Before proceeding with the lesson Iwillbrieflyrecap- ishulatethepintsofmylaslekter. Mr. J. (in Constitutional Law)—How many men are required on the jury in a criminal case? Jack F.—Twelve. Mr. J.—Correct. Mr. Tank (apologetically)—Why, Mr. J., I was tried once, and there were only six men on the jury. Mr. J.—Well, Mr. Tank, perhaps that was because you were not a very hardened criminal. Prof. Aaron—A man may be a good astronomer and not be worth anything for anything else. (Class approvingly applauds.) Prof. S.—(at teacher’s convention) If one times one is one; and one times j is j and j times one is j; then is equal to—i. (Teachers all look intelligent and nod their heads.) r ir� i ] Prof. Aaron (to Political Economy class)—This absurd view is held by a class of so-called political economists, produced of late years in great numbers—especially in the Mississippi Valley. Mr. S.—Now, when I was at Oxfawd, you know, etc.— (Members of the class assume tired, got-to-listen-again, sort of look.) Junior (to Alumnus, class of ’73)—Prof. Joe told us a bully story, to-day, about the various stages through which a dress goes before— Alumnus (interrupting)—Aw, chestnut! “ Is that a Professor? ” inquired a recently arrived and extremely unsophisticated Freshman, pointing to D-------s, ’90. “ Yes, pet,” replied the man of lofty learning. “What chair does he occupy?” continued the lad. “ The chair of Inertia, Lesson Amputation, and General Disin- clination to Indulge in Arduous Cerebral Occupation ”—and the sage strolled away to attend one of Prof. D.’s recitations, leaving Freshie in silent admiration of the great educator before him. “Prof. Joe’s” lecture on Evolution, delivered some time ago in Oakland, was said to be a production of real account (Le Conte.) Ha! ha!! (Anaesthetics furnished gratis by the B. and C. editors to readers of this joke.) “Say, Bill, will you do me a favor?” “Yes; what is it?” “ Get me those Longfellow tickets William Carey promised me. I cut History this morning, and haven’t the gall to brace in after them.’’ Professor—Some scientists affirm that there is a constant nerv- ous motion of the tongue, and that this is much more rapid and vigorous in the female than the male. In other words, a woman’s tongue, like the Chinese, “must go.” (“Co-eds” look mad and boys laugh.) Prof. Aaron—In China they are accustomed to take these matters quite cool(ie)ly. (Yells of occidental mirth from the class.) Lieut. G. F. E. H., etc.—(lecturing on Civil War)—There was great excitement. The cry was—“ On to Richmond ! ” In fact, everybody was “on to” Richmond. (Shrieks of military merriment.) 1162 j Professor (to student in Library)—Why is it, sir, that you ab- sented yourself from my recitation this morning? Student—My eyes were troubling me, sir. Professor—But you were reading the Decameron just now. Student—Yes, sir; but this edition is printed in very large type • besides it is interesting and instructive. Professor (on a hot day)—What was the attitude of the English in the last century toward the Magna Charta, Mr. F.? Mr. F.—I don’t know, sir. Professor—What do you think about that, Mr. H.? Mr. H. (suddenly awaking) — I quite agree with the former speaker, sir. [ 163 | LEAVES FROM A PROFESSOR’S NOTE BOOK Monday.—Mem.—Must not forget to sit on Mendelson in recita- tion this a. m. He is getting too immature. Th-r-n cut me again to-day. Must remember to cinch him on the ex. Tuesday.—Was five minutes late to first recitation. Class “ cut ” in a body. Posted a notice for them to take seventy pages in advance for next lesson. It is an exceedingly inclement occasion when I fail to materialize.—Got cornered by a student in an argu- ment. Had to blackguard him in order to avoid acknowledging my error. Will remember his impudence at end of the term. Wedtiesday.—Caught Charley Allardt trying to draw my picture for the Blue and Gold. Made him recite all the rest of the hour. —Dean was absent this morning. Met him returning from the rifle range, with his gun on his shoulder. He sneaked around the corner to avoid me. Must not forget to paralyze him about it to-morrow. Thursday.—Made the whole class flunk with neatness and dis- patch. Gave them a good lecture on laziness. Think they will dig a little after this.—Sat on Dean, as per yesterday’s memorandum. Got cornered by Craig, and had to pay Occident subscription. Friday.—Attended a special business meeting of the faculty. Voted against giving Wangenheim a diploma. Wish he would be- come fatigued of petitioning for it. Putzker and Howison had a lovely little row.—Occident came out in p. m. with a scurrilous article on my course of action at the University. Sent for the editor, blew him up, and withdrew my subscription. Saturday.—All my class cut except one young lady. Excused her and went home. Loafed all day.—Went to S. F. in the evening and attended a meeting of the Teutonic faculty at the Louvre. Sunday.—Woke up with fearful headache. This arduous profes- sion of developing the mental and moral natures of young men and leading them to “ sweetness and light,” is terribly wearing on a man’s constitution. Will apply to the Regents for a year’s leave of absence with continuance of salary. [ 164 ] THE BERKELEY MUSEUM The following fragment of a letter was picked out of some of Mrs. Palatte’s hash, which she attempted to dish up to one of the editors a few weeks ago. The article, singularly enough, begins and ends with a description of our museum; but the commence- ment and finish of the whole letter has not been found, and the name of the writer must ever remain an unsolved mystery. “ After great pains and much attentive labor, I succeeded in reaching the third floor of a building called South Hall, and there knocking at the door, was greeted by the Curator, a fat, grey-bearded, lumpy little Englishman, who, I afterwards found out, was Mr Rivulets. He is a curio of a somewhat rare type, belonging to the family of the Talk-forever-us; he immediately led me to a large chamber, where the most valuable specimens are kept, and pro- ceeded to exhibit the latest arrivals. “ In this case is a model of an ear taken from the living animal Towsend-ina. It is noted for its size, and for the extreme beauty and delicacy of its interior, which is of a most exquisite Fuzzy nature. Such specimens are procured only once in two thousand years, be- cause it takes that long for the ear to attain such a wonderful size. There was a lady in here the other day, and when I showed her this, she said: ‘Why, this looks just like a side-saddle,’ and when I told her it was the one which Noah’s wife used when she rode the camel out of the ark, she believed me, don’t you know; good joke. Ha I ha ! ha ! ha!! “ Here, in this jar, is an eye,—a human eye,—but, you see, it is black and blue. It belongs to Mr. Monroe, of the class of ’88. It is something of a rarity, but then he has had so many of them, that he has given this to the museum. Where the gentleman gets them all, is unknown, but he probably has a private aquarium, where he breeds them, and, in time, they threaten to become quite common. “ In this case, here, you can see a fossil many years old. If you examine it carefully, you will observe upon it the letters H. L.—U. C. For some time these letters baffled all geologists; but at length, per- ceiving that the specimen was a fossilized comb, evidence was con- clusively obtained, which proves that the article was once regularly [ 166 ] used by a certain renowned base ball pitcher of one of the lower classes in this institution; but there soon came a time when he no longer needed such an instrument, and had discarded the same along with his tooth-brush, pieces of which, in a rocky state, have been gathered near the comb. “ If you will come over here, I will show you something in a frozen state, which is a real curiosity. It is a word formerly consist- ing of eighteen syllables, spoken by Mr. Brown, ’88, during the cold snap in January. It was so long that the moisture around it froze as it came from his mouth; but when the last syllable was broken from his teeth, the whole thing was wrapped in a blanket, and I kept it here until we got this refrigerator from Oakland. Of course, part of it melted, and that’s the reason it has only seventeen syllables instead of the original quantity. But Mr. Brown is still striving hard to surpass himself, and there are prospects that he will yet send in a word, which, if thawed out and put in a phonograph, would require three hours to be ground out to the suffering listeners. “ In this cabinet is a most beautiful plaster-paris cast of the manly form of Pierce, ’90. It is curious in this respect, that, when analyzed, the head seems composed of the principal features of the assinuSy while the brain cavity is ridiculously small. The lower part of the curio is modeled after the animal called masher, and the body proper, as you can see, looks like a good-sized sack of flour. This elegant shape is one best fitted for captivating the young ladies, and connoisseurs recommend it as a type, to all other idiotic-looking post- office nuisances. “ One of the most valuable specimens, however, is some of the petrified wit and brilliancy of the once numerous Flaherty-atus. Such is the light at times given out by the—well, you might call it fossilized—humor, that it actually dazzles the eye of the observer, and even puts to shame the glaring electric light which is under the management of Professor Jackson. It was intended to use this specimen as a means of illuminating the gymnasium, but this was impossible, because shortly after the article is taken from this velvet bag which you see, it crumbles quickly away to a more natural con- dition of nonsense. “ Now, here is something pretty. It is not often you see such a beautiful,—in fact, almost perfect—piece of wood. See how solid and hard it is, and when I let it fall, what a great noise it makes. Did you ask what tree it is from ? Well, to tell the truth, no tree at all. [ 167 ] It is simply the natural condition of the head of Mr. Harker, 91. Valuable specimen that! “ Here we have some wax impressions taken from the living models. No. 1 is a true copy of the smile of that anomalous beast, the Cornelius-tutor-lingua-Anglorum. We have to keep an iron frame around it, to prevent the students from breaking it. No. 2 represents the thunderous applause with which ex-President Holden’s address was received by the students. No. 3 you will, of course, recognize as an excellent copy of the Facultas-Teutonia. This impression was taken from the animal while it was in a com- atose state, caused by too copious draughts of malt essence, of which it is notoriously fond. “ The stuffed birds in this case were all contributed by Profes- sors and students. Col. Edwards gave those fine speckled hens ; but the specimens were somewhat impaired by the rough handling they received from some of the members of the class of ’88. Those three little owls were given by the Senior class. They are called Emma, Eleanor, and Mayella-Genevieve; but I have dubbed them Three-little-maids-from-school. Ha! ha! ha! ! That’s what we would call a bloody good joke in England, you know. That other bird is a crane, of the order Frocterius. It was trapped near the rifle range, and confined in the armory, where it perished of indiges- tion, after consuming a deck of cards. That pretty, innocent-look- ing bird, belongs to the family Francisescus Murphey-ensis. It is harm- less, and sedentary in its habits, haunting quiet places, like the library. Before the demise of this specimen, it was partially domesticated by Lieutenant Harrison, who attempted to teach it some tactics, but without any appreciable success. This bird that looks so much like a linnet, is the Johannus Ber nardinus, of the family Clarkenus. It abounds in the bogs of Ireland, and if brought to this country be- comes misanthropic and dyspeptic. “ I was going to show you something else in this case, but I think Prof. Joe Le Conte has it, to show to his class in Zoology. It is a certified copy of Luken’s tra-la-la whiskers, and we----” Here the letter was torn off. How in the world the writer ever got away alive is unknown; but it is sufficient to know that he was one, at least, who was 7iot talked to death; yea ! one of the exceed- ingly few who ever told what he saw in the far-famed, and heretofore unexplored, Museum. [ 168 ] THE EPOPOIEOTER A GLANCE INTO THE FUTURE It was the spring of the year A. D. 1901 when, after an absence of twelve years from my native land, I set foot again upon the hal- lowed shores of America. Since graduating from the University of California with the famous class of ’89, I had been working in the diamond fields of Australia, and, having amassed a goodly fortune, had returned to Berkeley, in order that I might spend a small portion of my time and a large “ wad ” of my princely revenue, in recalling the sacred scenes of boyhood, within the latticed sanctuary of Herr Meyer. Alighting from the Berkeley train, I was surprised to see the won- derful growth which the town had made in a dozen years. Tall buildings loomed up on all sides; street-cars, moved by electricity, dashed along the thoroughfares; handsome equipages passed by the score before my enchanted vision; and, in short, it was impossible to recognize in this populous and enterprising city the quiet Berkeley of 1889. As I walked along, feasting my eyes on the unaccustomed sights of civilization, my attention was suddenly attracted by a sign dis- played in a conspicuous place, just below the second-story window of a pretentious seven-story stone building. The sign in question bore the following legend : THE EPOPOIEOTER TACKLEY PELT, Proprietors Epic, Lyric, Dramatic and Occasional Poems.—Essays, Themes, Orations, Stump Speeches and Humorous Sketches of All Kinds Furnished at the Shortest Notice. The names of both members of the firm seemed familiar to me, and, moved partly by a desire to see if they were old acquaintances, and partly by curiosity to know what “ The Epopoieoter ” might be, I ascended the broad stairway and was ushered into an elegantly furnished apartment. I was courteously greeted by two gentlemen [ 169 ] one of whom I instantly recognized as my old instructor in English, Prof. Tackley, and the other, after a few moments, as my sunset- haired college mate, Edwin C. Pelt. After the greetings and ques- tions usual under such circumstances had been exchanged, I inquired the meaning of the strange sign that I had seen outside, and elicited the following explanation from Prof. Tackley. “After my present partner, Mr. Pelt, graduated in ’93,” he said, “he turned his talents toward the invention of various labor-saving contrivances, one of which was a machine for the automatic pro- duction of poetry and prose. While he was at work on this contriv- ance, he laid his plans before me, and, seeing the great value of his idea, I consented to become his partner and to lend my well-known talents to the work of perfecting the mechanism. For more than a year we worked faithfully, and were finally rewarded by the completion of this machine, which has made us both millionaires.” Prof. Tackley here led the way to one end of the apartment, where stood what looked like a pipe organ, except that there was a bewildering collection of levers and thumb-screws where the key-board of the organ would have been. “ This,” said he, proudly indicating it with a wave of his hand, “is the Epopoieoter, so called from the Greek verb epopoieo—to make verses.” After listening to a few explanations as to the working of the machine (which I cannot reveal without vio- lating the strictest confidence) I took my position behind a Japanese screen, where I might observe the clients of this remarkable firm, without being seen myself. The first person to enter, after I settled down comfortably behind the screen, was a young U. C. student whom the Professor called Mr. piK—a tall, slender youth, who blushingly confessed that he wanted a verselet for a young lady’s autograph album. Mr. Pelt pulled a lever of the poetry machine and touched a button marked “sentiment”; there was a buzzing sound for a few seconds, and then the young inventor took from some mysterious recess of the apparatus a slip of paper, from which he read the following: O, maiden of the dark and loving eyes, Of size And shape like peerless Dian, huntress queen, The sheen Of thy dark locks far brighter is to me To see Than Dian’s self upon the throne of night. I write f 170 ] Within this book how dear to me thou art. My heart Shall e’er tye thine, thou matchless charmer; yet Regret Doth whelm my soul to think that even thou, I trow, Hast one great imperfection. Thou art fair, I swear, And good and loving, wise and witty, too, ’Tis true ; Thou art perfection’s self, except, my sweet, Thy feet. “There !” said Mr. Pelt, “that will fill the young lady with emo- tions the deepest and most varied. Four dollars, please. Thanks ! Good morning.” “You will observe,” said the Professor to me when the client had departed, “ that the Epopoieoter combines the classic purity of my style with the rugged characteristics of Mr. Pelt. How well I re- member the strength and fervor of the graceful, but somewhat un- polished, ballads with which he used to decorate the fly-leaves of his ‘Gems of Poetry when he was in my class.” And the good man shook his Shakspearian beard with demonstrative mirth as he gazed proudly on his partner. Mr. Pelt now showed me the theme work which the machine could do, as he had just completed an order for six. They were all excellent, and warranted to obtain “first sections,” if copied without blots. One peculiarity of the Epopoieoter—due, I was told, to the fact that the Professor had been one of its constructors—was that it insisted on writing at the end of every theme, “ I am surprised and grieved to see that, with the ability which you certainly have, you con- stantly fall so far short of excellence.” This peculiarity, the inventors informed me, was one which their skill had been entirely unable to overcome. ■ I was most impressed, however, with the work done by the ma- chine to fill the order of a certain Mr. Frederick Milton Bilious, who was poetical editor of a college paper called the Orierit. I reproduce, from memory, a few selections. WHY CARA WEPT Why looks’t thou sad, fair Sophomore ? Is it the Thirty Summers’ War Thou hast to learn that clouds thy brow— Or dost thou hopelessly love Dow ? [ 171 ] Or can it be, my lovely maid, Of analytics you’re afraid ? Doth English make those tear-drops fall, Or is it Dutch that doth appal Thy heart ? Sweet “co-ed,” prithee tell Thy sorrow, for I love thee well— And fain would comfort’s balm impart To heal the wound that galls thy heart. She gasps ; with tears her bright eyes stream, And chokingly she answers “ Theme.” A STOR-E A young man named Montefior-e Who was a free trader and tor-e, Of comets wrote well, And, wondrous to tell, Thereby gained much honor and glor-e. J. P. B. There was a young fellow named Booth, Who for soda possessed a sweet tooth, But thought it a sin To guzzle strong gin, Or Burgundy mixed with vermooth. While the machine was turning out this last gem of the lyric art, another client entered, and I took up my former position behind the screen. The new-comer proved to be a Senior of sentimental turn who wished to have a poem to dedicate to the idol of his heart, whom he had found within the rustic seclusion of Ross Valley. For the moderate sum of five dollars he secured this little treasure : THE LIGHT IN LAURA’S EYES A lurid lumination lights lithe Laura’s eyes, (O, tender cowlet, kick the bucket o’er)— A look of anger and of pained surprise, A look that ne’er had lit those orbs before. Whence came that look of anger and of grief? (O, tender cowlet, kick the bucket o’er.) Why hath the sorrow, deep beyond relief, Usurped the smiles that decked thy lips of yore ? Alas! I’ve found from what such glances come ; (O, tender cowlet, kick the bucket o’er)— You’ve swallowed, sweet, your gob of chewing gum. (O, cowlet, kick the bucket o’er and roar.) [ 172 ] The next applicant for the aid of the machine was a Sophomore named Jimmicarey. He wanted a short poem to insert in a theme on “Our Duty to the University,” and the wonderful invention soon produced this: THE BELL Hear the recitation bell— “Cussed ” bell ! What a world of wretched woe its jarring tones foretell ! How it jangle-jangle-jangles In the weary student’s ears ! And his hours of ease it mangles, While his buoyant hopes it tangles In a net of awful fears ; Keeping time, time, time, In a wild Satanic rhyme, To the weird and woeful wail that doth unmusically well From the bell, bell, bell, bell, Bell, bell, bell, From the “ Judge's” jingling recitation bell. Hardly had this youth departed with his poem, when a jaunty, curly-haired damsel tripped breezily into the apartment. She was, I learned afterward, a Freshmaiden—Miss Bertha Rain, by name— and she came to Tackley Pelt to secure an impromptu (?) with which to embellish her library conversations. She soon departed, happy in the possession of FRITZIE BEN FALLART Fritzie Ben Fallart (may he ne’er be ill) Awoke, one day, from dreaming over Mill— And saw within the “ co-eds’ ” reading room, Making it rich and like a lily in bloom, A sprite with locks like fourteen-carat gold ; Exceeding gall had made Herr Fritzie bold, And to the presence in the room he said : “ Whom lov’st thou best ?” The angel raised her head, And, with a look made of all sweet accord, Giggled and smiled and sighed and said, “ O, Lord!” “ But lov’st thou me?” said Fritzie. “Nay, not so,” Replied the angel.—Fritzie spoke more low— “ I pray you, when your roll of beaux you call, Remember, I’m the one with greatest gall.” Months passed—and, one divinely moonlit night, The maiden, with a tremor of delight, The names of all her many swains confessed— And, lo! Ben Fallart’s name led all the rest. [ 173 ] The young lady was evidently charmed with this production, but seemed to be somewhat surprised that the machine knew so much about her affairs. The next visitor was a tall, intellectual-appearing man, whom I instantly recognized as my old friend, Prof. H. B. Bassmore, the emi- nent vocalist. He came to procure some verses, to be set to music and sung by the University Glee Club. I am able to present only a few of these, which I took down at the time; but, such as they are, they may be of interest. STUDENT SONG We cannot sing the old songs, They are so very hard ; So we will render new ones By a mechanic bard. And with machine-made verses And manufactured notes, We’ll raise mechanic voices And burst our brazen throats. For we’re the U. C. Glee Club, The finest in the land, Yclept by certain sinners “The Berkeley Sheet Iron Band.” It will be readily seen that this composition is eminently adapted for music, because, like most modern songs, it expresses nothitig in a great many words. This is of a somewhat different type : LA CHIPPEIGH Have your ringlets amputated, Little bird, little bird, Have your ringlets amputated, Little bird ; It will cause but slight expense— A mere bagatelle of pence— For’t will be but fifteen cents, Little bird. This was especially pleasing to the Professor, for, he said, it could be set to music that could be sung by the Club and played by the U. C. Band. 1 m 1 A SENIOR SOLILOQUY I’m a merry little Senior lad, But some day I ’ll be big, Reading books throughout the livelong day And learning how to “dig.” When I hie me from the class away, The Profs, all say “Tut, tut! We fear our little Willie is a-lcarning fast, A-learning how to ‘cut.’ ” Prof. Bassmore said that he would compose for the above little jewel, music which could be sung as a solo by his favorite pupil, Willie I. piK, Quartus. The Epopoieoter turned out several more poems for Mr. Bassmore, but space forbids me to reproduce them, so I hasten to the conclu- sion of my tale. Prof. Bassmore’s burly form had hardly disappeared through the door, when a wild-eyed creature rushed in and excitedly inquired for Prof. Tackley. Notwithstanding the changed appearance of the new-comer, I knew him instantly as G. Washington Mountaingass, who had been one of the wildest and noisiest men of the class of ’88. In a voice choked with sobs he made known the object of his visit. “Professor,” he said, “I have been laboring, even since my gradua- tion, upon a problem that has baffled my most earnest efforts. I determined, years ago, to decipher the meaning of one of the jokes in Eighty-eight’s Blue and Gold. I selected one that looked easy and went to work. Day and night have I toiled, but all has been vain. Grimm’s Law, the Malthusian Doctrine, the Binomial Formula, and everything that could possibly have any bearing on the subject has been applied, but to no purpose. Now, Professor, I come to you as a last resort, hoping that your wonderful invention will solve the difficulty.” Prof. Tackley fairly danced with glee. Just what he wanted to try the machine’s powers upon! It had solved difficult riddles and problems from Clarke’s Algebra; why not the labyrinthine mysteries of a Juniorial joke! The bit of humor was carefully clipped from the book and placed in the machine. There was a slight buzzing sound; then a heavy, ominous rumbling; then a roar like the rushing of a million cyclones—a crash, and then—Boom ! ! I felt myself whirled dizzily through space like a feather before a tor- nado—then inky darkness and oblivion. [ 175 ] Six weeks afterward, when I awoke from unconsciousness, I was informed by the kind nurse who bent over my pillow that I was the only survivor of the awful tragedy. No trace of Mountaingass was ever discovered; Prof. Tackley was found, pierced through the heart by a theme; and Mr. Pelt was crushed beneath an avalanche of Spring poetry. And the cause of all this—that which destroyed the Epopoieoter and killed its owners—was the gaunt, grim, spectral joke from Eighty-eight’s Blue and Gold. J. U. Nior. [ 176 1 v THE FRESHMAN’S PRIMER OR EVERY CHILD HIS OWN NURSE AND PROFESSOR [We here print a few extracts from a book bearing the above title, recently issued by Hon. Geo. Gleason, Professor of Verbiology, in the University of California.—Eds.] Lesson I. vic-tim blue my so-cial eyes des-ue-tude O! What a pi-ty! What is this? It is a vic- tim. Poor fel-low! What did he do? He com-mit- ted a griev-ous er-ror. What was his fault? He sang, “ My Nel-lie’s Blue Eyes,” at a Ber-ke-ley so-cial. What did the oth-er boysj'at the so-cial do? They club-bed him, and he fell with a dull, sick-en-ing thud, and sank in-to a state of in-noc-u-ous des-ue-tude. Will he ev-er sing that song a-gain ? No, not here He can-not, be-cause he is dead. [ 178 ] Lesson II. taste co-ed yes la-dy pret-ty phe-nom-e-non i! See the pret-ty la-dy. She dress-es with good taste, and does not wear spec-ta-cles. Is she a co-ed ? Yes. Why do the stu-dents stare at her, and am-pu- tate rec-i-ta-tions, to sit in the li-bra-ry and chin with her? Be-cause they are pleased with such an un-u- su-al phe-nom-e-non. What is this strange an-i-mal, that wad-dles like Fin-lay? It is a pig. What is the name of the pig? Its cog no-men is Maud. Why does the man call Lesson III. rats pig Maud an-i-mal cog-no-men o-rig-i-nal [ 17� ] the pig Maud? Be-cause it comes in-to the gar-den. Ha! ha! Why does the stu-dent say “Rats!” and vi-o-lent-ly ring a huge bell ? Be-cause this sto-ry is so new and o-rig-i-nal. Lesson IV. gag boys who de-mand to-tal-ly Putz-ker DO WOT;HANDLE jfoRE | What is this? It is a Blue and Gold. Who ed-it-ed it? Some boys, who were to-tal-ly de-void of humor, and o-beyed the Oc-ci-dent's de-mand. Why is the book in a glass case? Be-cause it is so rare. Why is it rare ? It has not a gag on Putz-ker. Lesson V. stuff pie hash sci-en-tists man-u-fact-ured em-po-ri-um [ 180 ] Pray, what is this queer, cir-cu-lar ar-range-ment ? It is the stuff that dreams are made of. Where did it come from. It was man-u-fact-ured at G. Wash’s hash em-po-ri-um. What is it called? It is known a-mong sci-en-tists as boarding-house pie. Lesson VI. man cloves ce-les-tial ex-am-i-na-tions Who is this young man hold-ing a long stick and chewing cloves ? He is a mu-si-cian. What is he do- ing? He is pro-ducing ce-les-tial har-mo-ny. How nice! What is it called ? It is known as the mu-sic of the spheres. Will there be dis-cord for this young mu-si-cian when the ex-am-i-na-tions come ? You bet!—and he will have a whole rest for a year. young mu-si-cian [ 181 ] “TO BE OR NOT TO BE” Dignified Senior, efficient guardian of the Magnolia (anx- iously)—Frank, do you think the plug will look all right to wear to he city this aft.? Frank—Of course it will. Julia will hardly recognize you. Senior (doubtfully)—Perry, what do you think ? Do you think I look like a Stocktonian ? Junior—Not by a jugful. All the dudes from Mendelson, Claussen and Nourse, down, are wearing plugs now-a-days. Why shouldn’t you ? Senior—Quit your fooling, Pip. That does not prove ayiything. Junior—Hennie, you know I never tell a lie, honestly; you look lovely. Senior (still hesitating)—Nearly train time. If you were I, would you wear the plug to see Miss----? Ralph (interrupting)—For Heaven’s sake be a man ! You act more like a Freshman than a Senior Guardian. Never saw you looking better. She will feel proud of you. Be sure to pass by the Club House and let the “clock-stopper” stare at you. Senior (almost undecided)—Billy, you won’t kick if I take your cane, will you? Got any perfume ? Wish I could borrow Norman’s loud scarf. By jinks ! It has taken me an hour and a half to get ready; there goes the train ! [ 182 ] FRESHMAN’S COMMANDMENTS I. Thou shalt have none other gods than Cook! Thou shalt not make to thyself any graven image—(unless it be B—1—y) of the likeness of anything that is in heaven above, the earth beneath, or the waters under the earth. Thou shalt bow down to these two and worship them; for they are the English Department that can cinch thee, or pass thee in anything they choose. ii. Thou shalt not smoke cigarettes on North Hall steps; for if the Col. catches you, he will cinch you in Math., or put you on the “ please call ” list. hi. See that thou return Library books on time; for if thou doest it not, thou shalt pay many shekels to the Archangel Variel, or to Rowell, his Prince. iv. Swear not at red tape; for by that is the University conducted in all its parts. v. Remember Drill Day, and keep it holy. Other days shalt thou dig and do all thou hast to do ; but Drill Day is the Sabbath of Har- rison, thy Lieutenant. In it thou shalt do naught but drill. Thou, nor Senior, nor Junior, nor even the Sophomore that is in the Uni- versity. For on Drill Day Harrison comes to Berkeley, out of the land of ’Frisco and the house of high living. Therefore he sits on thee and claims all thy time. vi. Honor the Prex and all the Faculty, that thy days may be long in the land of Berkeley; that thy credit may never fail, and thy “Schlitz” never cease or go back on thee. VII. Remove thy hat to Juniors and Seniors when thou meetest them ; for so it is meet and right for all Freshmen to do. [ 184 ] VIII. Look not upon a Co-ed when she smiles upon thee ; for she will treat you as Larry the dude was treated, and thou wilt become a laugh- ing stock to all men—even as he is. IX. Beware of La Rue and the bums; for if thou hast cigarettes, money or morals, thou wilt lose them ere thou art aware. x. Rush with the Sophomores whenever thou canst, for such is the custom at Berkeley where thou dwellest, and it is thy bounden duty to keep up old customs, even if “ Champagne Eddy ” swear that thou shalt not. They that would be honored must possess honor. Keep these commandments, and it shall be well with thee in the land where thou hopest to sojourn for four years; for if thou dost aught of evil thou shalt be cinched from generation to generation of in-coming Freshmen. r i85 ] THE “HELY—AD” A MODERN EPIC IN THREE BOOKS BY J. H. C. B—E, D. D., LL. D., A. M., F. P. Book I. Pete Hely’s wrath, to “ Henny ” M., the spring Of woes unnumbered, Heavenly Goddess, sing; What time the valiant son of Erin’s land Stalked forth with vengeance in his grimy hand, And sought the slim Stocktonian to slay, And thus the dire disgrace to wipe away, That his historic surname had defiled, And his angelic temperament had “ riled. ” Book II. When Eighty-eight’s most wretched Blue and Gold Was issued, (so the story has been told), Pete bought a copy of the senseless “ trash,” And for it paid, in glistening Argent cash, Which he, with wondrous economic skill, Had saved by cutting down his washing bill. He ope’d the book, when, lo! before his eye Appeared a madd’ning libel and a lie, (For such he deemed it, and what Peter deems Can’t be gainsaid, for Peter “knows not seems”). The cursed page, in doggerel verse, contained A tale in which our hero was arraigned As one who shuns the pleasures of the bath, The title “ great unwashed,” aroused his wrath; Then took the air a deep cerulean hue, As through it chairs and books and “cuss-words” flew; The neighboring trees, in terror, bent their heads, As when the gentle blizzard o’er them sheds Its influence; and e’en that classic brook, Ye “Strawberry,” its former bed forsook; The campers trembled with an earthquake shock, While on the hills was rent each stubborn rock; •Faculty Policeman. [ 186 1 The cattle ran, in frightened herds, away; A mighty tempest churned the beauteous bay; The sun god’s chariot paused in middle course; In short, each function and each mighty force Of Nature, for the moment, stood aghast, Till Pete’s first angry paroxysm passed. Book III. With murder in his eagle eye, next day Pete waited in a much frequented way, Where “ Henny,” on his way to lunch, must pass. At last the editor appeared; alas! Unconscious of his nigh impending fate, He hurried forward with a joyous gait, When, suddenly, before him Pete upsprang— And instantly the sound of fighting rang Upon the air. Brave Bosqui, from afar, Beheld his chief in battle; his cigar He flung aside, and, with a warlike frown, To conflict rushed, and gallantly—fell down. Meanwhile Pete aimed fierce blows at Henny’s crown, But, like Herr Banquo’s ghost, Hen. would not “down.” In vain he tried each separate feint and blow— • His every effort proved to be “ no go;” His own expressive phiz began to smart With blows; so, moved by valor’s better part, Upon the battle-field he turned his back; Yet grim defiance left he in his track, And (from a distance) fearlessly he swore, Some day to fight his hated foe once more. When that day comes, ’twill be a wondrous strife, With valor, gore and harsh invective rife. For its arrival patiently we look, And when it comes—we’ll write another book. [N. B.—This selection was inserted without knowledge of the editors, who therefore disclaim all responsibility for it. In case Mr. Hely desires revenge, we refer him to the distinguished author.— Eds.] I 187 i Berkeley Celebrities TYPICAL FRENCH RECITATION Promptly at the ringing of the 10:30 bell, the class file in, looking eagerly for seats near the door. In spite of the many beseeching looks and insinuating nods of the graceful curls, the front rows of seats remain empty, while the quiet members of the class seat them- selves, in the Roman fashion, on the floor behind the chairs of those fortunate enough to get back seats. In this mass of modest human- ity Mr. Dow’s manly form for once shuns the shock of battle and takes refuge behind the wasp-like form of Miss Cook. Mr. Hilborn and Mr. Rideout put Pine street in the shade “ matching ” for nickels. Magee and Barrows, assisted occasionally by Scott and a few other intellectual Freshmen, make remarks intended to edify the class by the supposed wit they possess. While these would-be funny men weary the class, Shaw prepares his usual “ cribs.” Mr. Wright, in his usual state of dudish elegance, edges his chair closer and closer up to that of Miss Hale, who coyly glances at him from beneath a wealth of flaxen hair, arranged in smooth coils around her alabaster brow. The young representative of co-education maintains her usual decorum, and the two sit and gaze at each other. Having at last concluded that all are present, the benevolent face of Monsieur Paget assumes its normal look of hopefulness, and the recitation begins. “ Ah ! I zink ve take until ze teme on page twenty. Etiugh? Now I vish ze class to write out ze exercises in note books—but dose of you who don’t vish to may write on ze board. Enugh ? ” Here the air becomes thick with wads of mental resolutions on the part of the industrious members of the class to bank- rupt the co-op in note books. “ Mr. Fletcher, vill you write until ze sixth ? H. C. Ainsworth, vill you write—Ah ! he is not here. His brodther; is not Mr. J. C. here ? Enugh ? Veil! veil! Mr. Sutherl-l-land, vill you finish zat teme. Enugh ? ” While Miss Bunnell and Miss Hefty distribute candy to the class, the eye of the Instructor rolls anxiously over the compact body of reclining students in the back part of the room. In a desperate effort to reach a piece of candy, Miss Cook exposes the Adonis-like form of Mr, Dow, stretched at full length on the floor. This causes a halo of smiles to ( 189 j radiate from the curls of the instructor as he exclaims, “Ah! Mr. Dough Vill you write ze next teme ? Enugh ? ” This worthy, failing to find any one who has the sentence written out, slowly pulls himself together and writes at the dictation of Mr. Moffitt, who reads the sentence backwards or forwards as symmetry dictates. The usual din of conversation at this point becomes drowned by the flood of eloquence emanating from Miss Hale, as she enthuses Mr. Wright on the subject of the novelty of Iowa fashions. But this is cut short by the distressed voice of the instructor. “ Mr. Dough ! vill you please tell to me vat you are reading—French or English? Enugh? Vich is it, Mr. Sprague ? Enugh ? ” This question brings Mr. S. back from dreamland and the contemplation of his new gilt cap, in which he hopes to rival the Lieutenant some day. While collecting his thoughts on this subject, Mr. Dow gains time to learn from his prompter that it is French he has been writing, and he proceeds to demonstrate this fact by reading it with the true Parisian accent. Failing, however, to make Moffitt’s sentences harmonize, he gives place to Mr. Noyes, whose beautifully-shaped wind-pipe enables him to rival the accent of Carey Jones. After calling upon Messrs. Morrow, Mas- lin and Tay for specimens of French, Mr. Shaw proceeds to read from his cribs. While Miss Cook and a few co-eds pass a pony round the class, Mr. Magee jumps up and bolts for the door, exclaiming, “ Bell! ” At this signal the whole class rush for the door and put cane-rushing tactics in practice in their frantic endeavor to get out, much to the relief of Miss Agnew and Miss Bird, who triumphantly exclaim, “IPs the first time I haven’t flunked ! thank gracious ! Let’s get out before he finds out that the bell hasn’t rung ! ” [ 190 ] THE WEASEL From hoary piles of stone, By merciless winds disgusting blown, Impotent beggar at Fortune’s thione, Conceited, vain, hirsute, unknown, Came the Weasel. Lured by the Dollars’ magnetic gleam Hope glided o’er his slumbering dream, And, swelling beneath its radiant beam, Transformed to what might fairer seem Was the Weasel. Upon the rolling Atlantic wave, Floated the bark of this puny knave Inflated, over the gulf of the grave, To Mammon and Self, debased slave, Bobbed the Weasel. Why, O Sea, in thy hate not damn To dense oblivion one lost to Man, Devour in thy maw a hateful sham Twould e’en pollute thy shiny depths to cram Within, the Weasel. Here shall he pass his sickly days, No pleasure his, no fame, no praise ; Fickle, contemptible, fawning ways, Sycophantic, shallow, false displays Adorn the Weasel. r 191 1 GIRLISH GURGLINGS OF PRETTY PRATTLERS OR CHARMING CO-ED’S CONVERSATIONS How heartily we all re-echo the sentiments of Shakespeare that “a soft, low voice is an excellent thing in woman.” Not that I would for a moment give the impression that the young ladies in the vicinity of the printing office are lacking in this respect. Yet, often when I have fled thither for an hour of peaceful meditation, their gentle voices (of a truth, “ how excellent in woman ! ”) have been wafted through the barred doors to my ears in ceaseless murmur, and—I hesitate to confess it—my thoughts have unconsciously been enchanted by fairer subjects than those on the page before me. So scholarly have I become through the invaluable training of my college course, that, scarce knowing I took any notes, I find scattered here and there amid scraps of the deepest philosophical import, fragments of the words which reached my ears,—and these, kind reader, if you assure me you will not chide, I’ll submit to your merciful eye: Two Freshies—“Going to the Freshman Glee to-night?” “ Don’t know ; haven’t made up my mind yet. Are you?” “ Oh, yes ; I’ve got to go with that old crank. I was afraid no- one else would ask me, so I had to accept him.” Miss P--n—I’m just as ’fraid as death of that Blue and Gold. Another Freshie—So am I. They say that the editor sits over there in the library all day long, watching for items. Miss P.—Oh, does he? I shan’t dare go near that place again. Who do you suppose will catch it ? Patronizing Junior—No one that don’t deserve it. If you don’t sit out on the steps, and don’t walk around the buildings with your arms around each other, and don’t go into the co-operative without your hats on, you’ll be all right. I 192 ( Fresh i e (with a voice remarkably resembling Miss Hale’s)— Going to the I). N. D ? Sophie—No; I don’t believe in leap year affairs. I wouldn’t have the cheek to ask anybody to go with me. Miss H.—Oh, you can have a couple of mine; I’ve asked six already. Junior (to Freshie)—Now, really, my dear, you ought not to carry on with the boys so much. They don’t respect you one bit more for it, and you only make yourself ridiculous by being so very indiscriminate. The way you ogle and make faces at every one is perfectly terrible. I’m sure that Senior you are so fond of talking to in the library is only making fun of you. You ought— (Here the bell rang, and further conversation was stopped. A few minutes later a very familiar voice was heard)— “ All those stupid girls are jealous of me. Bah ! Don’t I know that Fritz is just dying of jealousy of Louis? Dear Louis, he’s so sweet! Fact is, I can’t be out-done by any girl here,—except Miss C-----11. I just felt like crying when she got ahead of me intro- ducing herself to the Prex. Anyway, my hair is prettier than hers. And Larry told me only yesterday that he thought I was a great deal nicer than Nannie, and had such good taste in dressing. So there, now ! ” Dark-eyed Soph, (morning after the Glee)—I got real well acquainted with Teddie last night, coming out. I think he’s awful nice. Senior—Oh, you missed it last Wed.; the photographer was over and took the battalion. Junior (eagerly)—Were all the officers in it? Soph.—I just hate that Deamer man. He calls on me every day. Pretty Junior—Who’ll go to the co-op with me to-day? It’s drill day and Monte’ll be there. Senior—Will Hennie be there, too ? Come on, then. Senior—Who promised to bring soap? Junior—None but Juniors have brought it so far, and they’re the only ones that don’t need it. I 193 j Brown-Eyed Freshie (soliloquizing before the mirror)—Oh, you sweet little thing; aren't you cunning? Sarcastic Junior—Glad you have such a good opinion of your- self. Freshie—I'm not the only one that thinks so. The Freshman boys say I’m the best-looking one in the class, and Frank thinks so, too. Senior—Oh, there were some young men at the foot-ball game last Saturday, near us. They weren’t any U. C. students—they were real swell young men. Junior (to Freshie who has just entered the room)—Why, haven't you got any hat ? Freshie—Oh, yes; I left it over in the library. (In a tone of great surprise). Everybody looks at me so when I go out without a hat. Freshie No. i—Oh, why did Sutherland go and cut off that lovely mustache? He might have known it would spoil his looks. Freshie No. 2—Yes, and Hilborn, too; and, by the way, I won- der why Hilborn don’t ride on the cable cars any more. You ought to see him in his new gray suit. He looks just too sweet. But I tell you he steers clear of the “gurls. Sophie No. 1—O, where did you get that rose? Sophie No. 2—Over in the library; south reading-room. Sophie No. 1—O, yes; I saw Stoney with that on this morning. Chorus—Oh, horrors! Seminary girls think we have a fine time seeing so many boys. But if they were just out here a little while, wouldn’t they get sick of the very sight of one? Freshie—One of the Snell girls was asking me if I knew Davis. She said he went past the school lots of times. When the dearly beloved drill hour comes, it brings with it the following, from the ever-merry maidens. Who the speakers are, good- ness only knows and won’t tell. There is a push and scramble, a lit- tle scream, another push, and there comes from behind the bars :— “ Look at Weil. Don’t he look like a tub with that suit on ? ” “Just see Frank in his uniform. Isn’t he awful sweet?” “You can always tell Monroe in drill by the way he carries his [ 194 ] sword.” “ Oh, there's an easier way to tell than that; just look for the one that’s at Bones’ heels, and you’re sure to find him.” “ The boys all seem to like Hewitt so much. Wonder what’s the reason ? ” “What’s the matter with Wilson? Why don’t he drill?” “The uniforms are so becoming to some of the boys.” “Oh, keep still; you’ve no need to tell them of it. They know it well enough already. That’s the reason some of them wear them all day long.” “ Isn’t the drum corps sweet? Sweeter than the fife music.” “ Oh, don’t you think maybe they’ll have another tune to-day ? ” “Why, Jimmie Whitbeck is Wallie Terry’s cousin !” “ Just look at little Merrill. Don’t he and Allen look too sweet for anything together ? And I believe they know it, too, for they’re together all the time. Oh, Allen is just a lovely writer. I saw a note he wrote Miss------.” “Sh-h-h; keep still. I want to hear what Stoney’s saying.” “ Isn’t it provoking ; you never can tell anyone in drill ? ” “ Why, yes, you can. I can always find Ed. Hyde. Somehow I like such bright boys as he is. He’s the North Star of the battalion. You can always find the others by him.” “ Just look at Melone and Steffens. They look like the giraffe and monkey in a circus.” “ Steffens has a fine, majorly bearing, anyway, if he is short.” “ Oh, my ! there’s Stokes running. Oh, goodness, how can he?” One of the young ladies was overheard telling the distinctive traits of each of the officers. She remarked that one of the captains marked time by saying—“ Heft-(y) !! Heft-(y) !! Heft-(y)!!” but never allowed his lieutenant to mark time in the same way. Who is he, and why this strange proceeding? Do you know? SOFT, SWEET, SUBLIME, SERAPHIC, SPRING A SYMPHONY IN TWO YAWPS BY FREDERICK MILTON BILIOUS YAWP I O Spring, most beauteous maiden of the year, To poet and to tailor ever dear ! For bne thou bringest themes his lyre to wake, And for the other stylish suits to make. Ah, when you come, O Spring, each birdling flits O’er lands that flow with honey and with “ Schlitz.” Thou art a maid of grand and queenly air, With herbs and grasses for thy waving hair, Whereon at dawn the glowing dew-drops hang Like solitaires within a “co-eds” bang. Thou bringest joyous birds and brawling rills And tender violets and unpaid bills. YAWP II And when you come, the artist takes his load And paces pensive on some sylvan road Until, at last, he finds a lovely spot Where flows a brawling stream in rocky grot; Then quick begins his heaven-inspired toil— In letters bright he paints : “ Use Quackley’s Oil,” Where passing pilgrims may his art admire And see the scroll illumed by genius’ fire. But, Spring, not half thy glories can I tell, In which the other seasons you excel; ?T would make a list a mighty tome to fill, Each chapter longer than a doctor’s bill. So, Spring, ta-ta ! but come again and bring Sweet, springing flowers, O Spring, some other Spring. [We understand that the young poet has some more ideas (?) about Spring which he will embalm in eternal verse as soon as he shall feel the mesmeric influence of his Muse.—Editors.] I 196 j AN OLYMPIAN ORGY The meeting is called to order by the President, who remarks, Gentlemen: This meeting has been called for the purpose of select- ing a suitable memorial, to be left by this class to the University. Are there any suggestions to be made ? ” Messrs. Cook and Monroe then make every effort to anticipate each other upon the floor. (Pools for the event are immediately opened—suit- able allowance being made for weight.) The next fifteen minutes is spent in wrangling by these two parties ; each laying claim to his right to the floor. Sarcasm flows around the room in every direction, till every one is dizzy; whereat the President, fearing a blow from the heavy-weight, in case of an adverse decision, calls Mr. Monroe to order. Mr. Cook’s frame visibly swells, and with an expression of just pride and self-satisfaction upon his face, he commences: “ Gentlemen : At the present penultimate stage of our successful University career, many weighty matters come before our attention. Among the most important of these, you will all recognize the matter of a Class Memorial. Gentlemen, this is a great class. [Cheers.] I mean it, gentlemen. We are—nearly all of us—destined to great- ness and to fame. We have, in the past, won honor and distinction —why should we not, in the future, win eternal glory ? [Loud cheers.] There never has been a class in the University whose mental attain- ments have equaled those of ’88. No, and there never will be. [Loud and continuous applause.] We may certainly look to Brown and Mendelson to tower above the loftiest in the land, as Proctor and Kip have already. We might mention many others doomed to celebrity, but we forbear. Yes, gentlemen, thinking over all this greatness, there is certainly a gloomy prospect for the University after our departure. We may expect the very sun to set in our wake, and Berkeley to be clouded in everlasting darkness. With this dark foreboding staring us in the face, wrhy should we not take measures to alleviate this misery, and perpetuate the glory of our class, by erecting on the hills above Berkeley a statue of Liberty, which will illuminate this God-forsaken town ever afterwards ? ” [ 197 1 Mr. Cook’s speech is received with much enthusiasm by all but the athletically-inclined students—in whose minds there has been a determination to have a memorial of their great achievements on the arena grace the campus. Mr. Booth takes the floor, after a struggle with Mr. Monroe, which occupies another fifteen minutes. Mr. Booth, so well known as the athletic critic, proposes a grand stand, but seeing the opposi- tion to this measure, ventures upon a back stop. This strikes the class with a hollow thud, and Mr. Booth has only one more suggestion to make—it is to erect a tower on the campus in honor of 88’s great “Tower,” really the “greatest production of which ’88 could boast.” At these words, Mr. Monroe sports a sickly expression about the gills, Mr. Stoney, of foot-ball fame, turns green with envy, while Mr. Cook ejaculates “ Squelched again.” The flattering remark brings Mr. Koshland to his feet—those lovely feet—and, with a smile playing around “ those rose-bud lips,” he modestly declines this distinction. Amid the cheers and yells of the gentleman’s followers and admirers, are heard now and then from the vicinity of the co-eds, the remarks, “ Isn’t he sweet,” and “Ain’t he cute.” During all this turmoil Mr. Monroe has taken the floor, and per- sistently kept it. When the noise subsides he addresses the chair, but he gets no further, for a motion to adjourn is carried unanimously� leaving Mr. Monroe eloquently addressing the winds. HIS FIRST SHAVE I At the door of his home stood our hero one day, His face beaming happiness rare; For the girl he best loved and two mutual friends, Were coming to visit him there. His attire was complete, his demeanor composed, And his hopes, like his collar, were high, But the barber’s aggressions, the razor’s keen edge, He the boldness had had to defy. Hence, though youthful and fair as Adonis he stood. His features in outline were faint, For a perfect penumbra of white fuzzy hair Made him look like a halo-crowned saint. 11 But now all the dearly-wished friends had arrived. And for each of them placed he a chair— Not unmindful were they of the blemish ’foresaid. And in whispers a scheme did prepare. A giggle suppressed, and a slyly-made sign, In a trice Fuzzy finds himself caught. Two loud-laughing maidens bend over him now, And the third a sharp razor has brought. A scene of the greatest confusion ensues, He struggles and screams with a will; Vainly strives to escape, then implores them to spare, But they hold the wild hairy youth still. With deft, rapid fingers they guide the keen blade. Poor Fuzzy feels sadly deceived. He’s had never a chance to be witty or brave; Girls are rougher than he’d have believed! But wearied at length with the innocent joke, They release the poor captive all pale. We’ll leave him with countenance smarting, but smooth. And the curtain we’ll draw o’er this tale. [ 199 ] AN AUTOGRAPH FIEND [A member of the Senior Class, who has been collecting the autographs of noted people, has kindly allowed us to copy some of the answers received by him from his famous correspondents. The letter marked “ Form A,” is a copy of the stereotyped form in which his request was, in every instance, couched.—Eds.] “FORM A” Will Mr. ----kindly favor an ardent admirer with his autograph, and also with answers to the following questions: 1. —What is your opinion of co education? 2. —Do you or do you not believe in “rushes” between Sopho- mores and Freshmen? (Please state reason for belief.) 3. —Whom do you consider the most pseudological individual at present inhabiting this oblate spheroid ? 4. —What is your favorite color ? 5. —What is your favorite beverage? 6. —Do you consider all Faculties totally devoid of those charac- teristics which entitle people to be allowed to live ? By answering the above questions you will confer an everlasting favor upon, Yours sincerely, Oliver B. L. S. Worth. ANSWERS Mr. O. B. L. S. Worth.—Dear Sir: In answer to your letter of the —th inst., allow me to say that it gives me great pleasure to address one who is spending his fresh, young life among the scenes of scholastic research—blessed environment for tender, budding minds ! In regard to co education I can give you a most positive answer. I am heartily in favor of it. I think that the presence of cultivated ladies among the students must have an elevating influence upon them. But I need not expatiate further on this subject, for you have doubtless read my opinions of womankind in “Sesame and Lilies.” The progress of mankind toward the highest and grandest devel- opment—toward the plane of virtue approximated but never quite [ 200 ] reached by such men as the philosophic Gleason and the poetic John Hart—such advancement is not attained by bestial conflict of phy- sical nature, but by the study of my writings and by the composition •of themes; therefore I am opposed to “rushes.” Your third question overwhelms me with perplexity. There are so many to whom this honor seems due, that my brain is twined into a thousand knots by my efforts to confer the distinction upon the proper person. However, it seems to me that either my friend Eddie, the astronomer, or Lincoln, the editor, is worthy that proud title. My favorite color is green, the emblem of freshness and youth— nature's own livery. Not like the flaming red with which beautiful, blue, balmy Berkeley-by-the-Bay is nightly decorated by bands of artistic students; not like the howling pink of Norman’s necktie, is my favorite color. It is restful to the eye, like Mendelson’s patent anti-recitation shade, and calming to the heart, like a co ed’s smile. Happy, thrice-blessed green ! My favorite beverage is a decoction of Kip’s Latin oration and the last bulletin of the Agricultural College, dashed with a little phi- losophy a la Mills Professor. “ The thirst that from the soul cloth rise Doth ask a drink divine.” I answer your last question in the affirmative, making an excep- tion, however, in favor of English professors and professors of art. I remain, my sweet young friend, yours forever, John Ruskin. O. B. L. S. Worth, Esq.—Dear Sir: Your letter was duly rec’d about eight months ago, and referred to the Quartermaster-General’s Department, from which it has just been received with your questions answered as follows: 1. —Think co-education subversive of military discipline, though perhaps provocative of martial ambition in the young men. 2. —Do believe in “ rushes,” because Holden don’t. 3. —Ingalls. 4. —Gold. 5. —O. K. Bourbon. 6. —Emphatically, yes. Yours, etc., Endicott, Sec’y of War [ 201 ] P. S.—Tell Lieut. H. he cannot have those ten rounds of ammu- nition and four condemned rifles he asked for. The Government cannot afford to be too extravagant in issuing supplies to universities. Dear Mr. Worth.—In reply to your favor of the —th inst., I can submit these answers : I am fully in sympathy with co-education. My love for the antique is a ruling passion ; hence my position on this subject. “ Rushes ” are most useful as a means of enabling the Faculty to earn their salaries. Your third question gives me an opportunity to name the Prince of Mendacity. I refer to the man of many words and meagre mid- riff, who was lately at the head of the ministry of the Students’ Con- gress. My favorite color is that remarkable shade of black known as “faculty scowls,” and I drink nothing but G. Wash’s XXX coffee. I must allege some exceptions to Faculties who, as an admitted general rule, should be obliterated from existence. The present rulers of the University of Chicago come under such exceptions, as do also those of the Presbyterian College of Berkeley. Hoping that these answers may prove satisfactory and instructive to you, I remain, Yours, very truly, Chris. Buckley. Per Flaherty (lamb). Mr. Pixley Does not send autographs. O. B. L. S. Worth, Esq.,—Dear Sir : Your flattering request for my autograph and opinions I hasten to grant, although you might have obtained an excellent fac simile of the former from almost any newspaper, and the latter, I fear, are not very valuable. However, I will answer your questions as best I can in my poor, weak, human way. Some carping critics decry co-education; but in spite of their prejudice and their sophistical arguments, the cause of woman’s equality is advancing with wondrous rapidity. The banner of wo- [ 202 ] man’s rights is unfurled to the breeze and the American eagle will soon alight upon it, to scream in unison with the Amazonian host that marches ’neath its protecting folds. My voice shall always be for co-education and freedom of the ballot! I object to “rushes,” because the boys selfishly monopolize them. The person who seems to my mind the most chary of wasting his stock of eternal truth is the brazen-tongued orator from Sonoma. My favorite color is green, and my favorite drink is ice cream soda. Never having been a co-ed I am rather reticent about replying to your last question; but, as most Faculties are composed exclusively of men, I think I shall answer your query in the affirmative. Hoping that my replies may prove satisfactory, I remain, Yours for health, Lydia E. Pinkham. OUR AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT On account of the growing importance of this department in the U. C., we must give it more than a mere passing mention. During the last year the facilities have been greatly augmented to meet the growing demands of the large classes. Never before has this College been in such prosperous circumstances. There are at present two regular students—a greater number than have been together at any one period for many years. With but two exceptions, probably, these students are of unusual ability, and reflect great credit upon the University, by acquitting themselves so well in their difficult studies. In fact, it is for this very reason that this department has not enrolled among its members a greater majority of the students of the U. C. The course is one of such great difficulty. It requires exceptional ability and powers of mind, coupled with earnest application and unceasing energy to be able successfully to cope with the difficult branches of study comprised in this course. For this reason, these Agricultural or “Cow College” students are justly indignant, when they are told by their jealous rivals in other departments, that their name is “mud,”' or are asked to “go to grass.” Some spiteful individuals have even accused them of wearing hay-seed in their hair and sleeping in their boots. But we feel confident that these are monstrous falsehoods; and, moreover, we feel safe even in assuring everyone, that there are no bugs on them. The following will testify for themselves: Ag. Prof, (after having, in the course of his lecture, explained the beneficial effects of salt in the growth of asparagus—the only vege- table life which will thrive in a saline soil)—Yes, even the ancients knew that nothing would grow in salt; for when the great conqueror captured a city and razed it to the ground, they were accustomed to strew salt over the ruins, in order that nothing would grow on the unhallowed spot. Bright student—Why didn’t they plant asparagus and fool them ? [ 204 ] Student in Entomology (relating his experience with flying-ants)— Why, you just catch them by the wings, and then they will fly off and leave their wings behind them. A Common Question.—On which side do you milk a cow ? For the answer to this question, we refer to the Political Economy Department. “ Holy Ginger ! ” THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF LAWRENCE THE NAN-KEEN LOVER i Snip Larry was a gentleman, His chin was thick with down, A co-ed masher eke was he, Of famous Berkeley town. II Now Larry to his girl said, “ Dear, Though we have mated been This long and tedious term, yet we No skylarking have seen. ill “To-morrow is the Sophomore glee, And we will then repair As far as Berkeley’s classic ways, By starlight bright and fair.” IV Quoth then the maiden, “That’s well said, And, for that fares are dear, I ’ll borrow Boyd’s express outfit, And thus we ’ll save car-fare.” V Then Larry praised the loving girl— O’erjoyed was he to find That though on pleasure she was bent She had a frugal mind. VI The evening came, the rig was brought, And yet was not allowed To drive up to the door, lest Nan Would feel that she was proud. VII So three doors off the rig was stayed, When they did both get in, Two loving souls and all agog To dash through thick and thin. [ 206 1 VIII Now Larry knew that on that night The Freshies would not fail To get the ice-cream and the cake And all that they could snail. IX Then up to Pater Street’s abode They with great silence hied, And to the moonlit manger The panting beast they tied. x Bold Larry at the horse’s side Cast back a longing look, And from the sorry, dust-stained steed The harness all he took. XI Then down to Wright’s the loving pair Betook themselves amain, And “did ” the glee, till one o’clock Stopped every joyous game. XII Once more in Street’s back-yard we find Them starting off for home, But here a long delay occurred Ere they were free to roam. XIII Now Larry had a nimble hand, And she a clever head, But how to harness horse aright They never had been bred. XIV Two hours at the dismal task They strove with rising grief, Till Street at half-past four awoke And came to their relief. xv Now let us sing, long live the Prex, And Larry, long live he, And when he next doth hitch a horse May I be there to see. f 207 j TO BONES O Bones, thou ancient clog of war, So valiant and so brave, Wounded and scarred in many a fray. Long may your tail still wave. In golden days of long ago, You trod the Berkeley street, And ne’er was dog, whate’er his size, But you “ got there with both feet.’’ Time now has wrought a woeful change. And, in the dusk of life, Bereft of once incisive teeth, You turn your thoughts from strife. Yet in the long, mild afternoon, While dozing in the sun, You seem to fight again, in dreams, Those battles long since won. Famed far and wide in former times, As fighter bold and free, You’ve nobly run your course and'earned A well-deserved degree. And in the “sere and yellow leaf,”— For verily you’re yellow,— By all mankind you’re praised and loved. You honest, brave old fellow. [ 208 ; RUSH-A-WATHA In the time of Prexie Horace, Horace who had come among us Recently within our mem’ry Yearning much to rule our college, Not long after Holden left us, Left us for the lofty mountain, Where, upon its snowy summit, Stands the Lick Observatory, Left us mid the lamentations Of the chumps that hate our fellows, Left us ’mid the howls of gladness Coming from the student body, Lived there many worthy Freshmen And some Sophomores all stupid, Stupid as the recitations In C. Jones’s history chamber. Now the noble band of Freshmen, Freshman green as verdant ivy, Eager were to rush the Sophies, Rush them on the spotted campus, Campus spotted by the rushes Of the present learned Juniors When in years long past they used to Whip the present Senior cowards. But there was a notice posted, Posted yet while Holden lived here, Wherein rushing was forbidden To all classes in this college. And the Faculty had given Oath to uphold Eddy’s edict, Edict signed by pretty Deamer, The recorder of the sages. And the Seniors sighed and murmured, Murmured while no one was list’ning How they’d love to see the Freshies And the Sophies meet in combat. And the Juniors, bold and daring, Said it was a mighty disgrace That because a few forbade it Rushing should be all forgotten. 1 210 ] Then they swore and soon decided That upon a lovely Wednesday Both the forces should be gathered ; That the Freshies‘should be given Canes which Sophies were to sweat for Ere they should come off victorious. When the time appointed loomed up, Freshies gathered by the thousands, Gathered like the waters rushing From the mountains to the river, Flowing onward to the ocean. And a multitude of Sophies Also showed up on the campus. And the rush at once began there, Although it had been forbidden, Been forbidden by Ed. Holden, Whom the Faculty supported. And it lasted many hours Till the Sophs were worn and wearied, And the Freshs were neatly clad in Four half shirts and three suspenders. Thus it was the rush part ended. But the Faculty began then In their usual well-known manner To kick up a row in earnest, Such a row as ne’er was heard of In this classic land of Berkeley. For they sat in mighty council Three whole days and many nights too. And the thunderous voice of Edwards Shouted forth to bounce the students, While the Facultas Teutonia, Teutons all, with Putzker leading, Shook their fists and loudly belched out, “Sirs, ve vill not shtand it, shtand it, Ve vill all resign dis inshtant.” And Lieutenant bravely stood up, Spake he for his good and true boys, Hoped he might be sent to that realm Where no blankets e’er are needed, If he’d ever shake his old friends Just because they d had a scrimmage, Which all men of sense commended. After that they called the leaders Of the various classes to them, Kip, the harness-fixing wonder, And the other influential Members of the Class of Ninety. [ 211 ] Men of Ninety-one were summoned, Who were also stunned with questions, Which they answered with a freeness That bespoke them men of genius. After that the men of wisdom, Whom the Faculty embraces, Voted quick upon the question Whether they should ship the Freshies And the Sophies till September. But when all the votes were counted, One vote more was found to be of Those who wished to help the students Than of those whose each desire Was to bounce them with a dull thud, Such a thud as breaketh heartstrings As the student breaks his pater. Verily there are some wise men In our Faculty at Berkeley, Wise men who assist the students, Wise and good to all their fellows. Here the matter rests at present. May it here remain forever. But methinks the rush will vanish, Vanish soon into the far past; For the Faculty has downed it, And they squelch what they desire, Fav’ring what the students dislike, Hating what the students cherish. POSTLUDE When some toil-stained soldier, covered with honorable scars, returns to his home after months of fierce conflict, and tastes the joys of peace, how sweet to him must be the hours of dearly-earned repose ! Something similar is the feeling of the editors and man- agers of the Blue and Gold, when they have read the last page of “ proof,” have answered the last idiot, who asks “ When will the B. and G. be out ? ” and have held in their hands a bound volume of the Junior annual. But, unlike the returned soldier, they cannot hope for the gratitude of a patriotic constituency. They must listen to the perennial abuse—a baptism of fire through which every Blue and Gold and its originators must pass. Those who have been ridiculed are mad. Those who have not been noticed feel slighted, and are consequently furious. But, gentlemen, we are indifferent to your gibes and jeers. We expected them. We feel happy, however, in the consciousness that we have done the best that lay in our power under the circumstances. We have worked hard and are weary, as you may see by glancing at our portraits. The result of our labors is before you. Condemn or praise it, just as you desire ; but let your condemnation or laudation be just, and we will ask no more. In conclusion, we wish to express our thanks to those who have so kindly assisted us in our labors—to some of the young ladies of our class, who have materially added to the value of the book by their contributions; to other friends and students who have helped us with illustrations or writings ; to the artists, engravers, printers, and above all to our accommodating and gentlemanly publishers, to whom the fine appearance of the book is due—to all of these we tender the most heartfelt gratitude; and to our classmates go forth our best wishes, and our hopes that a pleasant and profitable Senior year is in store for all. [ 213 ] FACULTY 11 The quarrel is a very pretty quarrel as it stands; You Should only spoil it by trying to explain it. —Sheridan. E—D S. H—N.—“Satan ; so call him now, his former name Is heard no more in heaven.” —Milton. G. W. B---L.—“ Beside, ’tis known he could speak Greek As naturally as pigs squeak.” —Butler. J. B. C----E.—“ What is writ is writ, Would it were worthier! ” —Byron. A. S. C----K.—“ You write with ease to show your breeding, But easy writing’s curst hard reading.” —Sheridan. C. B. B----------Y.—“When you die you will not be fit to herd with the common damned. But in some deeper, blacker hole will howl out an eternity of woe ! ” —Robison. W. W. D----R.—“ Nature made one such man and broke the die in moulding ! ” —Byron Adapt. G. C. E--------s.—“ He was the mildest mannered man that ever scuttled a ship or cut a throat.” —Byron. T. R. B----N. —“ A still, small voice ! ” —Scriptures. G. F. E. H-s-n.—“I will not excuse you; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not be admitted ; there is no excuse shall serve ; you shall not be excused ! ” —Shakespeare. G. H. H—W-N.—“Vain wisdom all, and false philosophy.” —Milton. W. C. J-----s.—“ Oh ! he is as tedious as a railing wife ; worse than a smoky house. I had rather live on cheese and garlic in a wind- mill than feed on cakes and listen to him.” —Shakespeare. M---N K-----G.—“ He has been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. ” —Shakespeare. C. H. L----E.—“ Green be the turf above thy grave, Friend to us in Holden’s days, None knew thee but to love thee, Nor named thee but to praise.” —Halleck. F. G. II--------------------------------E.—“ The old man eloquent.” —Milton. J—N Le C—E.— “ Of soul sincere, In action faithful, and in honour clear ; Who broke no promise, served no private end.” —Pope. [ 218 ] J—H Le C—E.— “ If he fail The pillar’d firmament is rottenness, And earth’s base built on stubble.” Milton Adapt. B—D M-----------s.—“ His cogitative faculties immers’d ' In cogibundity of cogitation.” —Carey. A. P----------R.—“ He is the very pattern of self-conceited, characterless inanity. He even seems to think it necessary to translate his ideas so as to render them level to the understanding of others, for he generally repeats his observations three or four times, varying the phrase in all ways.” —Blackwood. W. B. R---------------G.—“ They fool me to the top of my bent.” —Shakespeare. F—K S----------E.—“ Qui dit docteur, ne dit pas toujours un homme docte, mais un homme qui devrait 6tre docte.” —French Proverbs. I—G ---------M. —“ For he, by geometric scale Could take the size of pots of ale.” —Bulwer. F. H. S------------D.—“ Less a wit than mimic, more a wit than wise.” —Pope. % I [ 219 ] CO-EDS “ O why did God create at last This novelty on earth,—this fair defect?” —Milton. E-----A B. H--Y, ’88.—“ Tis good in every case, you know To have two strings unto your bow.” —Churchill. E-----R J----------N. —“ For you and I are past our dancing days.” —Shakespeare. G—e M. F—R, ’89.—“ What do I care for the U. C.” —G. M. F. E-----E B. L-------e.—“An outward and visible sign of an inward and spirit- ual grace.” —Book. M-----Y McL--------N.—“ Fie ! I’ll swear her color is natural ; I have seen it come and go.” —Sheridan. M-----Y F. W-------ms.—“’Tis poor to rest upon ancestral fame.” —Juvenal. A—e B—w—R, ’90.—“ She would have caused Job’s patience to forsake him ! ” —Mulock. J-----e E. C--P----N.—“ Much may be said on both sides.” —Addison. C-----a I. C----N—L.—“Let not the Heavens hear thesa tell-tale women.” —Shakes pea re. R-----E D-----B----s.—“ What cracker is this same that deafs our ear With this abundance of superfluous breath ?” —Shakespeare. N-----E F-----s----N.—“ Who thinks too little, and who talks too much.” —Dry den. A—N—A M—T----------s.—“ Woman’s at best, a contradiction still.” —Pope. A-----A McN--------L.—“Idly busy, rolls her world away.” —Goldsmith. R-----H M-----R----L.—“ She watched, yet feared to meet his glance, And he shunned hers, till, when by chance They met,”—in Chemistry. —Scott. A-----a R-----D----L.—“Mistress of herself though China fall.” —Pope. E. O. A—N—w, ’91.—“ A simple child that lightly draws its breath.” — Wordsworth. M. L. A-----n------d.—“ A regular Johnny Clarke in petticoats.” —U. C. A----- B-----------D.—“ Thee wondrous we may call, Most wondrous this of all, That such a tiny throat Should pour so loud a note.” —Vischer. A. B--------N------L.—“Drink to me only with thine eyes.” —Ben Jonsott. I 220 1 C. L. C G- O- V- B- -----------K.—441 fill this cup to one made up Of loveliness alone.” —Pinckney. -E Dk F------Y.—“ Who would think she was a dig.” —Anon. -A D-----B---E.—44 Would my horse had the speed of her tongue ! ”—Pope. -a F-----T---H.—44 To be a co-ed is a dreadful thing.” —Anon. —A II--------E.—44 Her mind knows little culture save that of pleasure.” —Bulwer. F. R. H----L-----N.—44Not to know me argues yourself unknown.”—Milton. M. A. K----------G.—44 Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies.” —Pope. R. L. L----------Y.—“Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works.” —Shakespeare. M. A. McC-----s--Y.—44 Git oot wid ye !” —Lover. B------E M-------E.—“ Like bells rung backwards, nothing but noise and gid- diness.” —Beaumont Fletcher. M—r P- C. B. S— G C -L----N.—44 Alack! there lies more peril in thine eye Than twenty of their swords.” —Shakespeare. ------r----G. —44 Go braid up your dangling locks.” —Shakespeare• -E T-------T.—44 As though a rose should shut and be a bud again.” —Keats. -E V-----v-----n.—44 Life went a Maying With Nature, Hope and Poesy, When I was young— When I was young ? Ah ! woeful when I ” C. L. W----------ms.—44 Young as beautiful! ” —Spenser. —Shakespeare. [ 2 21 J ’88 “These blustering and awful personages are the most egregious cowards in the world.”—A non. C. F. A-------t.—“Silence is only commendable In a neat’s tongue dried, and a maid not vendible.” —Shakespeare. F. A. A--T.—“Smother’din errors, feeble, shallow, weak.”—Shakespeare. A—R B------H N.—“ The soul of this man is his clothes.” —Shakespeare. S-----N B---------M.—“ Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer, And without sneering, teach the rest to sneer ; Willing to wound and yet afraid to strike, Just hint a fault and hesitate dislike ; Alike reserv’d to blame or to commend, A tim’rous foe, and a suspicious friend.” —Pope. J-----S P. B-----H.—“You starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s tongue, you stock fish, you tailor's yard, you sheath.”—Shakespeare. F—s L. B—s—i.— I---r I. b-N.—“ Thou slave, thou wretch, thou coward, Thou little valiant, great in villainy ! Thou ever strong upon the stronger side ! Thou Fortune’s champion, that dost never fight ! ” —Shakespeare. I’m pressed down by conceit, Conceit my comfort and my injury.” —Anon. J. A. C---------T.—“ Fond of wearing a short jacket which gives him the look of a pickled or preserved school boy.” Anon. F----Y C-K.—“ But, sirrah, there’s no room for faith, truth nor honesty in this bosom of thine ; it is all filled up with trash and midriff.” —Shakespeare. W. E. D---------s.—“ How much a dunce that has been sent to roam Excels a dunce that has been kept at home.’” —Coiuper. F----D T. D---G.—“ With words of learned length and thundering sound, He awed the gaping rustics gathered ’round.”—Goldsmith. A----nC. E---------s.—“Let him go abroad to a distant country; let him go to some place where he is not known. Don’t let him go to the devil where he is known.” —Samuel Johnson. O. B. E------s—H.—“ Marry, sir ; they praise me, and make an ass of me ; now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass ; so, that, by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself.” —Shakespeare. [ 222 J G. W. H ------s.—“And you carried yourself away as nimbly, with as quick dexterity, and roared for mercy and still run and roared, as ever I heard bull-calf.” —Shakespeare, II—Y M. II—L-K.—“A fool in good clothes, and something like thee.” —Shakespeare. W. I. K--------p.— “ Beautiful as sweet ! And young as beautiful! and soft as young ! And gay as soft! and innocent as gay ! ” — Young. R—tS. K----t.- M----E K---D. L—s A. M- -N.- I am not, love, what I appear.” Byron. —“ Feet like sunny gems on an English green.” —Tennyson. But curb thou the high spirit in thy breast, For gentle ways are best, and keep aloof From sharp contention.” —Bryant. G E A. M---L.—“ Stamps God’s own name upon a lie just made, —Conper. H—Y E. M- •E.— W. E. P- —R. C—S W—Y R—D. w. E. R—l—s. — Tennyson. —Shakespeare. -Lee. G----D S—N—Y.- To turn a penny in the way of trade.” • “ But what am I ? An infant crying in the night : An infant crying for tie light : And with no language but a cry.” “This Senior—Junior, giant-dwarf.” “ Then he will talk—good gods ! how he will talk.” “ A fool! I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool; a miserable world : As I do live by food, I met a fool; Who laid him down and basked him in the sun.” —Shakespeare. But all was false and hollow, though his tongue Dropped manna ; and could make the worst appear The better reason, to perplex and dash Maturest counsels.” —Milton. G—E M. S—R-N J----s S---N “ What fairer cloak than courtesy for fraud ! ” —Earl of Sterling. “ Ilis wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home.” —Cowper. “ A mind diseased no remedy can physic.” —Byron. “ Seldom he smiles ; and smiles in such a sort, As if he mock’d himself, and scorned his spirit That could be mov’d to smile at anything.” —Shakespeare. M. S. W—D—s.—“The lord-treasurer oft looked on me with a sour counte- nance.” —Szuift. C--s E. T-r W. H. W—T—H [ 223 ] ’89 “ Yet read the names that know not death.”—Halltck. C. W. B---s.—“Vanity of vanities—all is vanity.” —Testament.. C—s B—K—L.—“His worst fault is that he is given to prayer; he is somewhat peevish that way.” —Anon. C. G—E B—R.—“Story! God bless you! I have none to tell, sir.”—Canning. C—s C—S—N.—“Why did the gods give thee a heavenly form, and earthly thoughts to make thee proud of it ?” —Jonson. J. M. D-k—n.—“A harmless, necessary thing.” —Anon. W-M A. D-w.—“I wept when I was born, and every day shows why.”—Anon J. F-H-Y.-—“I never dare to write as funny as I can.” —Holmes. E. B. F-m.—“And when a lady’s in the case You know all other things give place.” —Folsom. J. H. H---Y.—“Should auld acquaintance be forgot?” —Burns. C. E. II-M-s.—“A bold, bad man!” —Spenser. L. H—H—N.—“’Tis slander, whose edge is sharper than the sword; whose tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.” —Shakespeare. W. L. J-N.—“Je suis ce que je suis. Si je ne suis pas ce que je suis, que suis-je?” —Anon. H. J. J---------Y.—“An awkward gawk without one good point under heaven.” —Sheridan. G. F. K-n-d.—“ Pray God he prove not as mean as he looks !” —Anon. A—D L—z—s.—“ In all the vocabulary of disgust I find no word to fit thee.” —Pope. J. J. L---N.—“ His copious tales oft-times begun End without audience and are never done! ” —Goldsmith. G. R. L-k-s.—“Take me for a model.” —Burke. H. H. M-b-y.—“Things suddenly corrpupted are the worst.” —Anon. R. H. M-E.—“ My foot is on my native heath, My name is Sandy McGregor !” —Scott. F. D. M-P-Y. —“ A soul as white as heaven.” —Koshland. C. A. N—b—e.—“A co-ed man.” —U. C. B. S. N —R—E.—“ This music mads me ! Let it sound no more ? ” ( 224 J Shakespeare and Battalion. L. McK-K.—“The time I’ve lost in wooing, In watching and pursuing • The light that lies in woman’s eyes, Has been my heart’s undoing.” —More. J. A. S-S.—“Ilis brain, which is as dry as the remainder-biscuit after a voyage, he hath crammed with observatioo, which he vents in mangled forms.” —Shakespeaie. J—N S—H—E.—“ Hell from beneath is moved for thee, to meet thee at thy coming.” —Testament. J. L. S—F—s.—“Drawn by conceit from reason’s plan How vain is that poor foolish man ! How pleased is every paltry elf To prate about that thing, himself ” —Churchill. G. F. S—O—E.—“O ! help thou my weak wit, Sharpen my dull understanding.” —Stone. A. I. S-T.—“ From lying, envy, hatred and malice, good Lord deliver us.” —Book. G. A. S-V-NT.—“He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone.”—Churchill. C. A. T—p—N.—“There is no great genius free from some tincture of madness.” —Aristotle. P. B. T—t—N.—“Cassio, I love thee; but never more be officer of mine.” Harrison. Adaptation from Shakespeare. E. V—N A-l-g.—“The leader glancing left and right, Did captivate all girls in sight. While the big bass drum went Boom! Boom! Boom ! For the leader of the military band.”—Imogen Donahue. [ 22.� ] ♦ The best in this kind are but shadows.”—Shakespeare. II. F. B—L----Y.—“ He enter’d in his house—no more his home, And took from thence naught else but his cologne.”—Anon. C. A. C---D—L.—“ In hope to merit heaven by making earth a hell.”—Byron. J. H. C-------N.—“ lie was not born to shame, Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit.” —Shakespeare. J. H. C---------Y.—“ His looks do argue him replete with modesty.” Shakespeare. V. K. C-------T.—“ Twas sad by fits; by starts ’twas wild.” —Collins. R. F. D-------N.—“ Whistles to keep himself from being afraid.” —Dry den Adapt. D. C. D—R-----T.—“Small have continual plodders ever won, Save base authority from other’s books.” —Shakespeare. H. P. D--------R.—“ I’ll fight, till from my bones the flesh be hack’d.” —Shakespeare. E. E------s---N.—“ Mocking the air with colors idly spread.” —Shakespeare. H. A. F------K.—“That unlettered small-knowing soul.” —Shakespeare. W. F. F-------R.—“A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch, A living dead man.” —Shakespeare. C. G. H----------R.—“ He must needs go that the devil drives.” —Shakespeare. E. B. H-t—N.—“ Idleness is emptiness ; the tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.” —Anon. A. M. H— -R—N.—“ I do not give you to posterity as a pattern to imitate, but as an example to deter.” —Junius. E. N. H— -R—N.—“ For every inch that is not fool is rogue.” —Dry den. E. C. H L.—“No creature smarts so little as a fool.” —Pope. E. W. II L.— “ Live loath’d and long ; You smiling, smooth, detested parasite.” —Shakespeare. A. I L.—“ There is no type of indolence like this.” —Benjamin. L. K- P.—“ He was but as the cuckoo is in June, Heard, not regarded.” —Shakespeare. D. G. J S.—“And thus I clothe my naked villany With old odd ends, stolen out of holy writ; And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.” —Shakespeare. [ 226 1 N.—“ Be not righteous over much.” —Old Testament. C. B. L- H. M. L- A. F. M— 0. K. McM F. W. McN S. S. P--- A. B. P--- F. E. R--- J. D. R- W. L. R A. B. S- G. H. S A. D. S- E. H. S- W. I. T S. T. W— F. M. W— H. L. W— W. A. W- G. R. Z ■E.—“An unwashed, ill-kept, l ud-mouthed man, who thinks himself infallible.” —Anon. ----K.—“ He will lie, sir, with such volubility that you would think truth were a fool.” —Shakespeare. ----Y.—“ Looks as if his soul had wiped out the last remnant of his body and was using the shadow for a walking-stick.” —Herold. ----R.—“Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up.” —Rusk in. ----K.—“ A man tall and slim, like an ebony cane split half-way up.” —Buhuer. ----E.—“ I know him a notorious liar, I think him a great way fool, solely a coward.” —Shakespeare. ----H.—“ Awkward, embarrass’d, stiff, without the skill Of moving gracefully, or standing still, One leg, as if suspicious of his brother, Desirous seems to run away from t’other.” —Churchill. ----T.—“ I have not loved the world, nor the world me.” —Byron. ----s.—“ The fear of being silent makes him mute.” —Ccnvper. ----s.—“ Yet much is my poverty of spirit.” —Shakespeare Adapt. -K—s.—“ I think the devil will not have me damned lest the oil that is in me should set hell on fire.” —Shakespeare. ----Y.—“Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth.” —Old Testament. -----S.—“ But strive still to be a man before your mother.” — Ccnoper. ----Y.—“ You are meek, and humble-mouth’d ; You sign your place and calling, in full seeming, With meekness and humility ; but your heart Is cram’d with arrogancy, spleen and pride.” —Shakespeare. L---H.—“ Promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.” —Old Testament. -----s.—“ I would the gods had made thee poetical.”—Shakespeare. -----N.—“ A delusion, a mockery and a snare.” —Denman. -----T.—“ Resolved to live a fool the rest of his dull life.” —Beaumont. -----N.—“God made him and therefore let him pass for a man.” —Sh akespeare. [ 227 J ? ’9i “ How green you are and fresh in this old world.”—Shakespeare. H. B. A--s---H.—“ Am I my brother’s keeper?” —Bible. H. C. B---L---N.—“He who gives himself airs of importance exhibits the cre- dentials of impotence.” —Lavater. M. B------R--s.—“ Pity thee ! So I do ! I pity the dumb victim at the altar.” —Willis. C. H. B---N—Y.—“ Behold a man wise in his own conceit.” —Proverbs. A------N B----E.—“ Egregiously an ass !” —Anon. E—� -nB----N---L.—“ I want to be tough.” —Bunnell. E. W. C—CH—L.—“ Love was not to his impassioned soul— Not as with others—a mere part of its existence— But the whole—the very life-breath of his heart.”—Anon. G. D. C---G—N.—“ Immodest words admit of no defense For want of decency is want of sense.” —Roscommon. M. B. F---s---R.—“ A harmless, purring cat.” —Shakespeare. R. G-----L---R.—“Let her go !” —Anon. C. R. G---L—s.—“Silence is a virtue in those who are deficient in under- standing.” —Anon. E. F. G--D—R.—“ Another lean, unwashed Freshman.” —Anon. S. L. G—L------R.—“ Ma, may I be a dude?” —Golchcr. W. J. G-------N.—“I see nothing but a fool’s head and a fool’s coat, sup- ported by a pair of most unpromising legs.” —Shakespeare. B. L. II-------l.—“ The world knows nothing of its greatest men !” —Anon. E. P. H--L------N.—“The end of a dissolute life is commonly a desperate death.” — Bion. B. L. H--G—D.—“The manners of a village man hath freedom without ease.” —Dryden. L. II. J--c---s.—“We think few men sensible who differ from us in opinion.” —La Rochefoucauld. H. B. A. K—g—R.—“ He struck me much like a baboon in trousers.” —Sidney Smith. J. L. C-------E.—“ If dirt were trumps, what hands you would hold !” —Sidney Smith. [ 228 ] L. L-----------------------------------------------M-N.—“ A very valiant trencher-man.” —Shakespeare. E. M-----------------------------------------------G-E.—“An awkward gawky, without any one good point under heaven.” —Sheridan. F. H. McL--------------------------------------------N.—“ A timid creature lax of knee and hip, Whom small disturbance whitens round the lip.” —Holmes. H. D. M--------------------------------------------L------E.—“ Greater men than I may have lived—but I don’t believe it.” —Anon. H. B. M-N-G-e.—“ Fops are ambiguous things that are goats in their visage, women in their shape.” —Byron. A. A. M--------------------------------------------R-----s.—“ Trust not in him that seems a saint.” —Fuller. A A. S. N---w------------------------------------------N.—“ Minds that have nothing to confer, find nothing to perceive. ” —Dryden. A. P. N----------------------------------------------s.—“Now the Lord lighten thee—thou art a great fool.” —Shakespeare. C. P------L------------------------------------------E.—“Please, sir, I did not ‘ rush.’” —Palache. II. B. P--G------------------------------------------E.—“Sublime tobacco ! ” G. P. R--B------------------------------------------N.—“ By ignorance is pride increased, They most assume, who know the least.” —Gay. A. M. S-Y—R.—“ Love, give me back my heart again ! ” Seymour. A. E. S-----w.—“ Dark in the brow and bilious in the cheek, Whose yellowish linen flowers but once a week.”—Holmes. R. S-----------------------------------------------G-E.—“See my new cap ! I got it in my stocking on Christmas!” —Sprague. C. F. T----------------------------------------------Y.—“Go to the ant thou sluggard.” —Proverbs. J. G. T---p------------------------------------------n.—“ Loquacity is the bane of civilization.” —Jones. R. W. T------K—r.—“ With one appearing hair.” —Shakespeare. P. W-----------------------------------------------v-R.—“There cannot be surer proof of childishness or innate meanness of disposition than to be always talking of being genteel.” —Anon. J. L. W---T------------------------------------------K. — “ Fallen—fallen from his high estate ! ” —Dryden. J. H. W----------------------------------------------e.—“Gravity and sullenness are mysteries of the body invented to conceal the defects of the mind.” —La Rochefoucauld. f 229 ] The Rising Spirit of Education I Miss Bangumkeys.—“Do you admire Liszt, Mr. Sophomore?” Mr. S-e.—“Well—er—I—dont know much about that, but I adore Schlitz!” CHRONOLOGICAL REVIEW OF THE COLLEGE YEAR 1887 Sept. 29.—Class of Ninety-one enters with 124 students, including 26 young ladies, almost all as ugly as a picket fence. J. L. SCOTCHLER. L. GOTTSHALL. N -7F •VCAlU'R G0TTSHALl RERLiESTflTE —AND— INSURANCE AGENTS HEAD OFFICE : IOIO Broadway, - Oakland Branch Office at Berkeley, opposite Berkeley Station CORRESPONDENTS AT SAN FRANCISCO. MANAGERS OAKLAND BRANCH Fireman’s Fund Insurance Company Oct. 4.—Charlie Ramm goes to Baltimore to become Father Ramm of the Cotholic Clergy. F 233 1 Oct. 5.—Durants hold a meeting. Four present and four officers elected. Neolaeans look sick around the gills, from excessive envy. 1007-1009 Broadway - - Oakland, Cal. Furnisher Shirtmaker Tailor Has the largest business on the Coast with least expense, and wishes to compete for the University trade. BIDS CHEERFULLY GIVEN “ DOM ESTIC” Machines shipped to any town on the Pacific Coast. If not found satisfactory money paid will be refunded. See the “ DOMESTIC” and the work it does before buying a Sewing Machine. J. W. EVANS, General Agent, 29 Post St., San Francisco Oct. 7.—“The Occident is out!” Drew editor, and Wharflf manager. Neat-looking paper. Willis’ proposed substitute for the rush miscarries. [ 234 1 Oct. 7,—Prof. Moses gives the Senior Class a few lessons in “ Mikado.” Tivoli gang braces up, Kip in particular. CHAS. H. McLENATHAN, Berkeley Real Jh]state CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. Office: Berkeley Station. c. R. LORD, (Contractor and Guilder piaps, Spi ifieatiops ai?d Estimates FURNISHED. ALL WORK GUARANTEED. Residence : - Corner Vine and Spruce Streets, NORTH BERKELEY. J. R. Little. R. A. Morse. MORSE LITTLE, Real Estate Agents EAST BERKELEY. Sole Agents for the Shattuck Blake Tracts and other desirable properties. Houses built and sold on installments. Records Searched, etc. Agents Etna Insurance Co. Office: BERKELEY STATION. Oct. ii.—Junior Class holds meeting to elect officers. Thornton elected treasurer (?). Water flows freely (the next day). Much joy. I 235 J Oct. 12.—Reed and Stoney kick up a row in Students’ Meeting. Monroe waxes humorous and is sat on. Koshland opens his mouth and the Freshies all HAMMERSMITH FIELD, Manufacturing Jewelers ii8 Sutter Street, SAN FRANCISCO. 8@“CLASS PINS AND MEDALS MADE TO ORDER.“®g Dodge Bros., 2 25 Post Street. ,7A CORDIAL INVITATION IS EXTENDED TO EXAMINE OUR STOCK. hold on to the benches. Concentrated eloquence and wisdom of ’88 in the shape of Reed, actually gives out, and, hence, adjournment. f 236 | The Leading Photographer —OF THE— PACIFIC COAST Gold Medal “World’s Fair,” New Orleans, 1885. Highest Award Southern Exposition, Louisville, 1884, and the same again in 1885. Many more at other places and earlier dates lNSTANTANEOU! PORTRAITS; VIEWS OF PACIFU COAST SCENERY tne kt work; PORTRAITS FROM UFE OR COPY. PHOTO OPPOSITE Palace Hotel °MasonicTempIe. vumx� vTHXvjj SANPRAXCISCO, CAL. MY NEW SERIES OF VIEWS Of the Yosemite Valley, Big Tree Groves, Southern California, Monterey, City and Bay of San Francisco, etc. taken by me during the seasons of 1883, 1884, 1885 and 1886, are pronounced by all who inspect them to be Masterpieces of Modern Photographic Art, and have been awarded Gold Medals at “The World’s Fair,” New Orleans, 1885; Louisville, 1884 and 1885, and other places THE PORTRAIT ART ROOMS Of my establishment contain specimens of most advanced Photographic Art Work, and of my specialties, “ Ivory types,” Permanent Bromo-crayons, etc. LIFE SIZE CRAYONS, $35.00. [ 237 1 Oct. 14.—Startling announcement that during vacation the philosopher of the Faculty went to see the fool of Robinson’s circus, and that in some unknown J. W. SAVAGE, DEALER IN Hardware, Cutlery, Sporting Goods, Tinware, Glassware, Cement and Lime. AGENT FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO SEWER PIPE ASSOCIATION. Office and Yard : Dwight Way Station. NOTARY PUBLIC. A. B. MERRILL, '81, DRUGGIST M STATIONER SHATTUCK AVENUE, Opposite Berkeley Station, - Berkeley, Cal. SHULA BROS., TOBACCO NI STS BOYS, GIVE THEM A CALL, AT IOO Market Street, - San Francisco. W. Frank Pierce. Chas. D. Pierce. Manufacturers’ Agents, Importers and Dealers in General Hardware, Mechanics' Tools, Cutlery, etc. Fine Builders' Hardware a Specialty. Agents for the National Cash Register Co. 971 Broadway and 457 to 461 Tenth St., - Oakland, Cal. way the two got united and have not as yet been separated. f 238 1 CpIERCE Oct. 15.—Freshies scare the life out of two Sophs. Force them to ride back from Berkeley almost to the city. p profitable l aeatioi?. (f f) E shall give especial attention to supplying stu- dents who wish to canvass for books during the Summer vacation. With the right book any student can make money, and we will see that each gets the right book. Address the J. DEWING CO., 420 Bush St., San Francisco, Cal. W. W. D 1M6S, PHOTOGRAPHER No. 911 Broadway,'Oakland, Cal. Work Cajinot be Excelled on this Coast. Satisfaction Guaranteed. STUDENTS’ PATRONAGE SOLICITED. SPRINGFIELD ROADSTER BICYCLE. A. FIRST CLASS WHEEL AT A LOW PRICE E. T. ALLEN, General Agent for Pacific Coast Importer of Guns, Fishing Tackle and Sporting Goods 416 MARKET ST. SAN FRANCISCO I 239 J J. J. PFISTER CO. 120 Sutter St. Room 47 San Francisco P. O. BOX 1620 - - - - TELEPHONE 2119 KEEP ON HAND AND KNIT TO ORDER Ladies’, Gents’, and Children’s BATHING AND SWIMMING SUITS Base Ball Football Gymnastic Bicycle Lawn Tennis Running Rowing Polo Lacrosse and Boys’ Jersey Suits Worsted Goods, Etc. FINEST SILK, WOOLEN AND SANITARY WOOLEN UNDERWEAR KNIT TO ORDER [ 240 ] Oct. 2i.—Another poem (?) by Willis appears in The Occident. Russell, ’89, comes to Berkeley in search of a lost diary. C. WEIKMAKN A. LIETZ A. LIETZ CO. (Successors to Karl Rahsskopff) Manufacturers of MATHEMATICAL, NAUTICAL —AND— SURVEYORS’ INSTRUMENTS No. 329 SANSOME STREET Opposite Wells, Fargo Co. SAN FRANCISCO Instruments Carefully Examined, Adjusted and Repaired Surveyors’ and Engineers’ Supplies always on Hand A. H. BROAD Contractor and guilder G 2-Plans, Estimates and Specifications Furnished- H0U$E$ BUILT 0]fl THE INSTALLMENT pLAN PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO JOBBINC SHOP—Near Odd Fellows’ Hall BERKELEY,..............CALIFORNIA JOHN KAVANAGH Merchant Tailor No. 6 New Montgomery Street Under Palace Hotel, SAN FRANCISCO Oct. 27.—Mrs. Williams delivers a lecture on Racine’s “Phedre.” Great fall in real estate. [ 241 ] Oct. 28.—Grubelstein writes a billet-doux to Jackson. Money needed to get that pension. J. PC. STEWART (Successor to Stewart Bros.) DEALER IN Groceries, Provisions WOOD, COAL HAY AND GRAIN Dwight Way Station, Shat tuck Avenue, Berkeley, California ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO Office of Western Union Telegraph Co. C. L. Crackbon C. A. Murdock C. A. CMurdock Co. P I fTE S No. 552 Clay Street Below Montgomery SeA C F'K'A fCISCO New Library Rules published. Weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. Boycott of Bonte begins. [ 242 ] Nov. 3.—Scheming to elect Blue and Gold Editor commences. G. Wash, shuts up the restaurant; Mrs. Palatte orders a new steak. D. B. HINCKLEY. J. SPIERS. D. E.‘ HAYES. Fulton Iron Works Established in 1855 HINCKLEY, SPIERS HAYES Works—Fremont, Howard and Beale Sts. Office-213 Fremont Street SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA HOISTING WORKS—Whims for Prospecting Small Mines; Portable Ploist- ing Engines and Boilers, with Reels suitable for Wire or Plemp Rope, of New Design, embodying all the latest improvements. MINING MACHINERY—Hoisting Cages, with Safety Attachments; Safety Hooks, Ore Cars, Ore Buckets, Water Buckets, Car Wheels and Axles, Ore Gates, with Racks and Pinions for Ore Bins, Pumping Machinery, Air Com- pressors, Air or Water Pipe, Receivers, Etc. MILLING MACHINERY—Gold Mills, with Pans or Concentrators, as re- quired; Silver Mills, either for dry or wet Crushing, with Roasting and; Drying Furnaces, Pans, Settlers, Etc., as required; Smelting Furnaces for either Lead, Copper, Silver or Gold; Willard’s Roasting Furnaces, especi- ally adapted for gold ores; Retorts, Bullion Molds, Ore Feeders, Rock Breakers, Etc. MISCELLANEOUS MACHINERY—Flour Mills, Oil Well Machinery, Water Wheels and Castings. ENGINES AND BOILERS for any and all purposes, adapted to economical use of fuel. Saw Mill Machinery Of the latest Improved Patterns. Screw and Lever Set Head Blocks, Gang Edgers, Lath and Picket Machines, Huntington Shingle Machines, Etc. Sole Manufacturer on the Pacific Coast of TUSTIN’S ORE PULVERIZER AND GRANULATOR PRESCOTTS PATENT DIRECT-ACTING STEAM FEED WORKS FOR SAW MILLS Corliss Engines A SPECIALTY Agents for the Pacific Coast for the DEANE STEAM PUMP ysend for Illustrated Catalogue and Price Listen Nov. 4.—After fourteen severe struggles and a six-foot gasp the Durants decide to die. They hold a meeting. I 243 ] Nov. 9.—The clandestine candidate for the B. G. does not get the honor. Grows sadder, but not much wiser. BLAKE, MOFFITT TOIVNF Card Stock, Straw and Binders Board ETC., ETC. Manufacturers of Patent Machine Made Paper ‘Bags 512 to 516 SACRAMENTO ST., - SAN FRANCISCO Books and Fine Stationery 107 Montgomery Street Opposite Occidental Hotel SAN FRANCISCO Monograms and Crests Artistically Designed and Engraved New Books and the very latest styles of Stationery, Special attention given to Wedding and Visiting Cards. A fine line of Birthday Cards always in stock. Christmas, New Year and Easter Cards in their seasons. We keep in Stock Marcus Ward’s celebrated Irish Linen Paper and Envelopes Nov. 11.—Librarian Rowell posts a notice that the three upper classes need not Importers and Dealers in Book, News, Writing zA CD CHILION --IMPORTER OF-- pay library fees. Wild joy of upper classmen, and howls of woe from Freshmen. t 244 ] Nov. 12.—Base Ball Club goes to San Jose. The “Ilie! Ilic!” preps of the U. P. snowed under by a score of 13 to 9. C. R. NORRIS W. D. HARLOW NORRIS HARLOW I erl eleif Milliard + parlors Opposite Berkeley Station, BERKELEY, CAL. Special Attention is called to our Four Celebrated Jungblut Billiard and Pool Tables. Always on Hand, a Choice Line of Smokers’ Articles, Cutlery, Canes, Etc. R. W. EDWARDS, JEWELER AGENT FOR ROCKFORD WATCHES We have special facilities for making CLiASS PINS AND FRATERNITY badges Designs and Estimates Furnished. Watch and Jewelry Repairing a Specialty 963 Broadway, - Oakland. OOnSTG-IDON CO., GROCSRS A Complete Line of Canned Goods, Crockery and Kitchen Utensils always on hand. Dwight Way Station, Berkeley. ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. Nov. 15.—Gen. O. O. Howard lectures on Gettysburg. The old veteran warmly received by the boys. 1 [ 245 ] Nov. iS.—The Occident prints extracts from “Fiji ” Quarterly, in which all the other Frats are roasted. Its author treated with cold contempt. Fine French Candies. Imported French Glace Fruits. Delicious Ice Cream Soda with Pure California Fruit Juices. Ice Cream made to Order and Delivered Free to all Parts of the City. 47114ih St, next door to Post Office, OAKLAND, CAL. LT. M. ¥IDBER potbecarx - � - DEALER IN SELECT DRUGS, MEDICINES, CHEMICALS FINE TOILET SOAPS, BRUSHES AND PERFUMERY Agent for Dr. Pierce’s “Patent Magnetic Elastic Truss” and “ Electro-Magnetic Belt.” Also sole agent for the “ Perfection Electro-Galvanic Belt ” and “ Perfection Belt Truss.” COR. MARKET AND THIRD STS., SAN FRANCISCO WILLIAM H. WHARFF Architect and Guilder PLANS AflD SPECIFICATIONS MADE 0JI APPLICATION PERSONAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO WORK WHEN DESIRED BOX 56, 330 FIXE STREET Residence, 1837 Green St, SAN FRANCISCO Nov. 22. — Sophomore Glee at Beta House. Willis works a mesmeric “hoodoo”on Eccleston and Davis. ...J [246 ] University of California MEDICAL DEPARTMENT FACULTY HORACE DAVIS, A.B., President of the University. G. A. SHURTLEFF, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Mental Diseases and Medi- cal Jurisprudence. M. W. FISH, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Physiology and Microscopy. R. BEVERLY COLE, A.M., M.D., M.R.C.S., Eng., Professor of Obstetrics and Gynecology. V. F. McNUTT, M.D., M.R.C.P., Edin., etc., Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine. ROBERT A. McLEAN, M.D., Professor of Clinical and Operative Surgery, Dean. W. E. TAYLOR, M.D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. F. B. KANE, M.D., F.R.C.S.I., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Pathology. A. L. LENGFELD, M.D., Professor of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry. WM. B. LEWITT, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. BENJ. R. SWAN, M.D., Professor of Diseases of Children. WM. H. MAYS, M.D., Professor of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence. WASHINGTON AYER, M.D., Professor of Hygiene. GEORGE H. POWERS, A.M.. M.D., Professor of Ophthalmology and Otology. WM. WATT. KERR, A.M., M.B., C.M., Professor of Therapeutics. ARNOLD A. D’ANCONA, A.B., M.D., Professor of Physiology and Microscopy. DOUGLAS W. MONTGOMERY, M.D., Lecturer on Histology and Pathology, Curator. JOHN M. WILLIAMSON, M.D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. WINSLOW ANDERSON, M.D., Assistant to the Chair of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry. JULES SIMON, M.D., Assistant to the Chair of Mental Diseases and Medical Jurisprudence. HENRY L. TEVIS, M.D., Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy. COLLEGE DISPENSARY STAFF C. G. KENYON, M.D., Surgery. JULES SIMON, M.D., Nervous Diseases. LUKE ROBINSON, M.D., M.R.C.P., Eng., Diseases of Women. H. W. DODGE, M.D., Medicine. D. W. MONTGOMERY, M.D., Diseases of the Skin. The Regular Session of 1888 will begin June 4th and end Oct. 30th. During the term all the branches of medicine and surgery will be taught, didactically and clinically. Regular clinics are held three days in the week at the City and County Hospital, where the Professors of the practical chairs have charge of wards, and possess every facility for the instruction of students. Lectures are given daily by the Professors, and evening recitations are held three times a week. FEES Matriculation Fee, (paid but once) - - • - - - • $5 Demonstrator’s Ticket, - 10 Fee for the First Course of Lectures, - - - - - - -130 Fee for the Second Course of Lectures, - - - - - • - 13° (No fee is required for the Third Course of Lectures.) Graduating Fee, ... 4° For further information address the Dean, ROBERT A. McLEAN, M. D. 603 Merchant St., Cor. Montgomery, San Francisco. ( 247 1 COOPER MEDICAL COLLEGE Successor to the Medical College of the Pacific N. E. CORNER SACRAMENTO AND WEBSTER STS. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. FACULTY L. C. LANE, M. I)., Professor of Surgery, and President. C. N. ELLJNWOOD, M. D., Professor of Physiology. ADOLPH BARKAN, M. D., Prof, of Ophthalmology and Otology. JOS. H. WYTHE M. D., Prof, of Microscopy and Histology. HENRY GIBBONS, Jk., M. D., Prof, of Obstetrics and Diseases of Women and Children. WM. A. DOUGLASS, M. D., Prof, of Clinical Surgery and Anatomy. JOS. O HIRSCHFELDER, M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine. CLINTON CUSHING, M. D., Professor of Gynecology. W. D. IOHNSTON, M. D., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. R. H. PLUMMER, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. C. H. STEELE, M. D., Professor of Materia Medica and Ther- apeutics. SAM. O. L. POTTER, M. D., Professor of Principle� and Practice of Medicine. JOHN F. MORSE, M. D., Adjunct to the Chair of Clinical Surgery. W. S. WHITWELL, M. D., Adjunct to the Chair of Obstetrics. C. A. FARNUM, M. D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. A. ALBERT ABRAMS, M. D., Demonstrator of Pathology. The three years’plan of instruction is adopt- ed by this college. A matriculation examina- tion, or other evidence of the possession of a fair education, will be required on entering the College. The attendance upon three summer courses of lectures in as many years is obliga- tory. The regular Course of Lectures commences on the first Monday in June of each year, and continues until November. The intermediate Course commences on the second Monday in January of each year, and continues nearly four months. Address for information HENRY GIBBONS, Jr., M. D., Dean of the Faculty’, 920 Polk St., Cor. Geary. San Francisco. Nov. 23.—Freshman Glee at Ilittell’s, in San Francisco. Wild Lemonade debauch. (Successors to Bartling Kimball) Book Bihpsks Blank Book Iakufactuksrs anp Pafsk Rulsks BADGES FDI{ SOCIETIES stamped dh ribbdr in gold A SPEC A LTV. MUSIC AND MAGAZINES RE-BOUND At Current Prices. printed, Lithographed aqd published ESTABLISHED 1858 THOS. K. PHILLIPS HENRY C. STILWELL WM. BARTLING ) 505 Clay Street, j SAN FRANCISCO Nov. 24.—Consolidation of Durant and Neokean Societies. They perform the “ Lion and Lamb ” act. [ 249 ] Dec. i.—Prof. Jackson begins to put up his electric light for the Gym. Wild joy of students—soon to be turned to grief, however. HEALDS Business College 24 POST STREET SAN FRANCISCO FQpg. $75,00 THIS COLLEGE instructs in Shorthand, Typewriting, Bookkeeping, Telegraphy, Penmanship, Drawing, all the English Branches, and everything pertaining to business, for six full months. We have sixteen teachers, and give individual instruction to all our pupils. Our school has its graduates in every part of the State. SEND FOR CIRCULAR. C. S. Haley, Secretary. E. P. HEALD, President. 'Trinity School No. 1534 Mission Street, - San Francisco, Cal. A Church Boarding and Bay School FOR YOUNG MEN AND BOYS. Prepares for College and University and for ‘Business CHRISTMAS SESSION OPENS AUG. i, 1888. For information or for Catalogue, apply to Rev. Dr. E. B. SPALDING, Rector. Dec. 2.—Old Testament Student arrives. Y. M. C. A. is immediately immersed in it. Theme writing comes into play. I 250 J Dec. 3.—Oakland Students learn that the price of commutes has beer raised to $2.00. They resolve to murder “ Mabe” Jones. FISHSR CO. No. 9 Montgomery Street, Lick House SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. a ull Cine of Ka s� Ga£ s� RCEVE- STAAB TAIIiOftlflG a PflftliOftS SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO lXlir.ITjPLR.lir UNIFORMS Cor. Geary and Kearny Sts. ENTRANCE NO. 10 GEARY ST. SAN FRANCISCO Dec. 7.—’90 earns the privilege of carrying the target in the inter-class games. [ 251 ] Dec. 8.—A large collection of fossils and big names presented to the museum. Buff Berger, IMPROVED- Engineering and Surveying INSTRUMENTS NO. 9 PROVINCE COURT, - BOSTON, MASS. THEY aim to secure in their Instruments—Accuracy of Division ; Simplicity in Manipulation ; Lightness combined with strength ; Achromatic Telescope with high power; Steadiness of Adjustments under varying temperatures ; Stiffness to avoid any tremor, even in a strong wind ; and Thorough Workmanship in every part. Their Instruments are in general use by the United States Government Engineers, Geologists and Surveyors, and the range of instruments as made by them for River, Harbor, City, Bridge, Tunnel, Railroad and Mining Engineering, as well as those made for Triangulation or Topographical Work and Land Surveying, etc., is larger than that of any other firm in the country. Illustrated Manual and Catalogue Sent on Application . St. James Hotel SAN JOSE, CAL. TYLER BEACH, - Proprietor a cann resort during the holidays CONVEYANCE TO AND FROM ALL TRAINS. B'OOKS, STATIONERY ENGRAVING Always prompt in receipt of latest publications. Enterprising and painstaking in the issuance of new designs. All patrons invited to make frequent visits of inspection. TZ TD TEA Is? Ta 10 PosT ST. 1 X. V J y J JL _A. Masonic Tempi© Dec. 9.—Names of members of foot-ball club announced. Dr. Payne bu)S a new hat. Prof. Cook begins his Browning readings. f 2 ' 2 ] Dec. 9.—Fierce jealousy of Occident bard. U. C. opens again after vacation. Bunnell turns over a new leaf. THE TAILOR Perfect Fitting Suits Made to Qrder HONEST DEALING WITH ALL 724 T ar et 205 7Vlontf omeiM S . SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. O. W. HQRPWGLL a itb ciiC oz■ 218 BUSH STREET Mercantile Library Building SAN FRANCISCO Dec. 11.—Boxing class at last organized. Hyde teaches Melone how to spar. I «3 I Dec. 12.—Some ’87 men revisit Berkeley. Herr Meyer’s face assumes a beatific smile. • BYRON MAUZY• Sole Agent on the Pacific Coast for the Sohmer Co. Peek Son • • and • • Newby 6'vans PIANOS The Largest Stock and Finest Wareroonis West of New York • -PIANOS TO RENT • • AND FOR SALE- • • • • ON EASY TERMS • • • Nos. 308=31-4 Post Street SAN FRANCISCO Dec. 12.—Y. W. C. T. U. holds a “Mum Social.” Several young ladies faint in their efforts to keep quiet. f 254 1 Dec. 16.—Los Angeles delegation goes home for the holidays. Big rise in Berkeley land. er i a t TTTTTTl C“t t t t t t t t ttttttttt Cinest Pictures of Every Description by the Instantaneous Process C pecial Attention devoted to Groups and Out-Door Views Qld Pictures Enlarged in Ink or Crayon 724 Market Street Between Kearny and Dupont SAN FRANCISCO X JlUlI - ■ Dec. i8.—Y. W. C. T. U. absolves some bibulous members from blame. [ 255 J Dec. 30.—Professor Cook elected President of the State Teachers’ Association. SANBORN, VAIL CO. SAN FRANCISCO LOS ANGELES PORTLAND, OR. Artists’ 7Wateriats? painty, Bpu he , Canvas, plaque?, Etc. T aQtel Terrors ar?d picture frames —IN— GOLD, BRONZE AND HARD WOOD 857-861 MARKET ST. SAN FRANCISCO A. E. CHASMAR CO. Stationers. Engravers and Printers 833 BROADWAY, N. Y. 1888. Jan. 13.— Murphy and Fisher spend the day in wild revelry at French Charley’s. f 256 ] I J XCELUNGJN THE MAKING OF UNIQUE AND ARTISTIC MENUS. PROGRAMMES. 1. Dance Cards. Souvenirs. Etc., we offer our seruices to those requiring HIGH CLASS WORK. . . . Our specialty is Originality of Design and Superiority A: TTENTION IS INVITED TO OUR LINE OF FINE WRITING papers of Foreign and Domestic manufacture. and selected especially for polite correspondence. . . . Upon application we will take pleasure In sending a com- plete specimen book of Paper, together with samples of En- graving and Die Stamping. ..... of Execution. . . . By a patented process we make exact reproductions of Jeweled Society and Fraternity Pins on Menus, Dance Cards, Programmes, Etc. LASS DAY AND FRATERNITY INVITATIONS. ADDRESS AND AUTOGRAPH DIES, Facsimiles, Ciphers, Coats of Arms and every form of Society Engraving executed In the best manner. ... In our printing department special at- tention is given to College Work. ... We have every facility for printing Annuals. College Publications. Catalogues. Etc., and will contract for Illustrating, Printing and Binding, and would be pleased to furnish Estimates upon request. Jan. 14.—Judge Maguire attends Political Science Club and is unmercifully squelched by Prof. Moses. Ilenry George forced to crawl into his hole. --H — (JQilson £)imng aloon 114, 116, 118 and 120 Post Street, A. W. WILSON CO. SAN FRANCISCO The Largest and Best Appointed Restaurant for Ladies and Gents in the City Sam Meyer Alex Peiser Isador Levingston ' EVINGSTON Q). 424 KEARNY ST., Bet. Pine and California SAN FRANCISCO SHIRTS IQ ORDER $1.00 $1.00 $1.00 IMPORTERS OR NECK WEAR AND FURNISHING GOODS TSCHURR CO. MAISON PORee 217 Kearney Street Bet. Bush and Sutter SAN FRANCISCO Dinners, Balls, Soirees and Lunches a Specialty. Jan. 16.—Lukens’ sideboards and Bonner's mustache are now almost visi- ble to the naked eye. [ 257 j Jan. 18.—Beard flunks in Political Economy; Rowlands braces up and makes another try for the medal. JOHN E.EIID •iVierchant Cailor ? 907 Market St., San Francisco Near F'ifttx St. Windsor House £First-(3lass Oorb{ at popular prices C. Co. 332-336 KEARNY ST. 1212-1214 MARKET ST. FACTORY, 335 BUSH STREET IMPORTERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF Fine Hats and Caps and dealers in HATTERS’ MATERIALS —fWHOLESALE AND RETAIL-f-— SAN FRANCISCO, .... CALIFORNIA All Kinds of University Headgear, such as Mortar Boards, Caps, Club Embroideries, Etc., Made to Order BLUtt’S ORCH0STKA —f AND-f- Grand military Band Office, 735 MARKET STREET SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. Jan. 19.—Word is received of Koshland’s wonderful astronomical work. Ghost of Copernicus flaps its wings and crows. Ilolden takes down his sign. I 258 1 I Jan. 20.—Occident establishes a Query column. Tomahawks in demand. alitarum Jlkflnntt Marks r 35 MARKET STREET San Francisco, Cal. Contractors for the Construction of Telegraph Lines Telephone and Battery Supplies ■WE ARE PREPARED TO FURNISH Electric Light Machines Fire Alarm Telegraph Apparatus Electro-Medical Instruments and Batteries for Physicians Dynamo Machines For Electro-Plating, Electric Lighting and Experimental Purposes Gas Lighting by Electricity Burglar Alarms House Bells and Annunciators Our Goods can be seen in the Physical and Mechanical Labora- tories of the University of California and other Colleges. ♦ ♦ SE J4D FOR ILiliUSTRATED CATALiOGUE • ♦ Ian. 24.—The Faculty police begin to mow the luxuriant crop of hay on the tennis court. [ 259 1 Jan. 25.—Bakewell returns to the U. C. to resume studies with ’89. Herr Meyer makes large additions to his stock of Schlitz. national $un§ieal I titute Western Division Located 319 Bush Street, - San Francisco The Only Institution in the United States devoted exclusively to the Treatment and cure of the £ DEFORMED AND CRIPPLED SEND FOR REFERENCES AND CIRCULARS JOSEPH GILLOTTS STEEL PENS. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. For Artistic Use in Fine Drawings, Nos. 659 (The celebrated Crowquill), 290 and 291. For Fine Writing, Nos. 303, 604, and Ladies’, 170. For Broad Writing, Nos. 294, 389, and Stub Point, 849. For General Writing, Nos. 404, 332, 390, and 604. JOSEPH GILLOTT $7 SONS, 91 John Street, N. Y. HE NR Y HOE, Sole Agent. Or?ior?( er?tral ]jft Ii?5urai?ee(£o OF CINCINNATI, OHIO MAKES a specialty of Endowment Policies at Life Rates on its Life Rate Endowment Plan. Incontestable and Non-Forfeitable. Without Restrictions on Residence or Travel. Lowest Death Rate and Highest Interest Rate. First Rank among American Companies. The Receipts from Interest more than paid all Death Losses, Matured Endowments, Dividends to Policy Holders, Rents and Taxes in 1887. H. W. BROWN, CENT ACENT, 127 MONTGOMERY STREET, SAN FRANCISCO Jan. 27.—Prof. Jos. Le Conte lectures in Oakland. Subject: Objections to Evolution Answered. [ 260 ] Keb. io.—Governor Boruck and his Secretary, Mr. Waterman, visit the U. C. WOODIN LITTLE, ---« MANUFACTURERS OK THK H- Ymtrfess ---IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN- PUMPS FOR HAND, WIND MILL AND POWER USE, Brass Goods, Wrought Iron Pipe, Pipe Fittings, Hose. Etc ALSO MANUFACTURERS OF — --------------TA NKS ------ We carry the most complete line of the above goods to be found on the Pacific Coast. If you have not time to call at our warerooms, send us a postal and we will mail you free of charge our 132 page catalogue. WOODIN LITTLE, 509 511 Market Street, - • San Francisco, Cal. John Taylor. H. R. Tavlok. John Tavlop Go.. - -IMPORTERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF-V-- JLzmpr jjaisrrafe, 00inr nub 0QiH jEnppIfes find Ghemioals,= = - ALSO SCHOOL, PHYSICAL CHEMICAL APPARATUS DONAH UK BUILDING: Cor. First and Mission Streets, San Francisco. HA.MJLSOK Agricultural | mplements, «-ts---P. 0. BOX 2605,--eN snn TRRnGISGQ. - GTULIFORnm. Feb. i$.—Theodore Wores lectures on “Japan as seen by an Artist.” Revival of the Mikado craze. [ 261 j Feb. 17.—Baptist social at Clapp’s Hall. Acheson’s entire stock across the way needs replenishing next morn. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ 556 Tuielfth Street Bon Tons Larger Heads Cabinets Solars, 18x22 50 cts. per doz. 75 “ $4.00 “ 5.00 each Negatives Preserved for Duplicates Cive us a Call, Rain or Shine R 0). ]?AI NESS - HOTOG APHEFS c. n. c flmER’s M 402 KEARNY ST., SAN FRANCISCO -sts--------- - ------------rff Souvenir Photos - $1.00 per Dozen Special Accommodations for University Students fill Wgi?K Gapefullv Executed Feb. 21.—Class of ’90 holds a meeting for the election of Charter Day repre- sentative. Betas and Fijis give Buckley and Higgins a lesson in wire-pulling. [ 202 ] Feb. 22.—Stearns compliments Rideout. Remarkable love feast ensues. Paper ai?d Statioi ry BY MAIL oAre You Out of Paper or Stationery? —❖IF SO-� — Send Six Cents (to pay postage, etc,) for our Illustrated Catalogue of Stationery AND COMPLETE SET OF SAMPLES OF FOREIGN AND AMERICAN PAPERS Representing in the various styles and sizes more than -� 250 VARIETIES All of which we sell by the pound, from 15 cents upward. Full information sent as to sizes, number of sheets to the pound, cost of envelopes, etc. Special Inducements for getting a Club or Large Order Samh6l Ward ©ompany (OLD STAND, WARD GAY) Stationersy Engravers and Printers 178 to 184 DEVONSHIRE ST. BOSTON, MASS. Wedding Announcements, Visiting Cards, Monograms, Dance Orders, Fine Printing, Etc., a Specialty. Correspondence Solicited. Mail rates one cent per oz. F'xpress often cheaper. Feb. 22.—U. C. Football Team fools with the San Franciscos and Fatty Bowhill,—26 to o. [ 2G3 ] Feb. 23.—News has been received that Biedenbach, ’86, and wife (nee Miss Colby, ’88) are the fond parents of a bouncing baby girl. pj ZD. ZMoutague Co. $ TO FES AfgGGS Sjheet Irony Pumps, Iron Pipes and Fittings, 'J'inners' and Plumbers' Tools and Supplies SM Wels Q ATES pE.FjPEgS FIRE-PLACE pILES for Hearths, Walls, Floors and Ma?itel Facings 309-311-313-3'5S J7 MARKET ST., SAX FRAXCISCO. Several sanguine ones propose sending a beautiful cradle to the new arrival. [ 204 ] Feb. 24.—The Durant-Neolaean Society, better known as Van Winkle No. 2, awakes from a very long six months sleep. Larry Kip A. J. 1 ait Martial Hainque Stjtfojts Jlugimj mb tCfotfa .115 St 117 BEALE STREET Below Mission .... SAN FRANCISCO ----------------Sole Manufacturers of- 7be Tatent Wood ‘Branding and Printing Tress Particular Attention given to Repairing tKjD '5-23 California MANAGERS FOR THE PACIFIC COAST The Fire Ins. Association of London - - Capital, $4,500,000 00 Springfield Fire and Marine Ins. Co. of Springfield, Mass. Assets, 3,099,904 00 Glens Falls Ins. Co., Glens Falls, N. Y. - - “ 1,578,086 00 German Ins. Co. of Illinois - - - “ 2,187,173 00 Merchants’ Ins. Co. of Newark, N. J. - - “ 1,312,031 00 Howard Ins. Co. of New York - - “ 739,020 00 Union Ins. Co. of Philadelphia ... “ 796,542 00 Insurance Co. of Dakota - - - 4 433,179 90 Concordia Fire Ins. Co. of Milwaukee - - “ 538,844 00 Manufacturers’ and Builders’ Fire Ins. Co. of New York f 494,106 00 CITY DEPARTMENT Insurance Co. of North America, of Philadelphia “ 8,436,891 00 r� . O. Box 2138 PATTERSON CO. BERKELEY OAKLAND SAN FRANCISCO ;g; EXPREssT; Office and Residence—Dwight Way, Berkeley. San Francisco Offices—10 Bush; Order Box at Gage, Shattuck Co’s, Front and Commercial Sts. Oakland Stand—Cor. San Pablo Ave. and Broadway. Prompt Delivery to all Steamers and Depots in Oakland and San Francisco. Piano Furniture Moving a Specialty. Furniture taken on Storage. recites “The Skeleton in Armor.” The rest of the program were con- spicuous by their absence. I 205 ] March i.—Hely returns to college. Moffit surrenders all hope of getting the medal. T E DI] [QEE ; eOjt RlD CO’jS - BEAUTIFUL EVER BLOOMING - For 18 Years our Great Specialty has been growing and distributing ROSES. We have all the Latest Novelties and finest standard sorts in different sizes and prices to suit all. We send STRONG, VIGOROUS PLANTS safely by mail or express to all points I© 12 plants $1.00.re- $8.00 to $25.00 per hundred. Our New Guide, 88 pp., describes nearly 500 finest varieties of Roses, the best Hardy Shrubs and Climbing Vines, and New and Rare Flower Seeds, and tells hoiu to grow them. FREE. Address THE DINGEE CONARD CO., Rose @row ers, - WEST GROVE, - - Chester Co., Pa. Perfect Fitting. Unequaled Workmanship. At lower prices than any other first-class make. UNDERWEAR OJF EVEET DESCEIPTION. Medium, Fine and Extra Fine Qualities. Complete assortment, all sizes and makes. JOUYIN and other Fine Grades of Dress Kid and Driving GLOYES Suspenders, Handkerchiefs, etc. -suB B A M I S I I ’ Sus- NUCLEUS BUILDING, Market St., cor. Third St. MaRCH 2.—University Harmonic Society meets at Miss Morse’s. Large number of citizens resolve to emigrate to the other side of the bay. [ 2GG 1 March 2.—University Glee Club organized. Two prominent citizens commit suicide. Bones barks furiously. COFFEE FjPlES.LOPS.S 1210 Polk Street San Francisco Oysters delivered, free of charge. All orders promptly attended to NICOLAUS THORSON, -4™C0R Room 2, Phelan Building, JVEar et: {Street, j3aii Francisco, Cal. B Interested in Kensington Painting, Lustra and Velvet work, or Home Decoration, should send 15 cents in postage stamps for new 1888 Catalogue of Novelties in Art Work, which treats on these subjects, with explanation of newest stitches, etc., illustrated. Also contains about 500 choice Designs of Stamping Patterns. Butterick Co’s Catalogues of Patterns for Ladies’, Misses', Boys’ and Little Children’s Garments mailed hree. Address H. A. DEMING, 124 POST ST., SAN FRANCISCO. March 5.—Folsom, ’89, returns to college. Has grown tired of the Post Office and the festive squaw. Slate orders a new and awful variety of surcingle. [ 2G7 3 Marcii 6.—Kip buys a pony and starts in to write his Latin oration. ROSENBLUM ABRAHAM, MERCHANT TAILORS 1103 Market Street, Odd Fellows1 Building SAN FRANCISCO English, Scotch, French and American Woolens Satisfaction Guaranteed THE ORIGINAL “Swain’s Bakery” (ESTABLISHED 1856) No. 213 Siatter Street SAN FRANCISCO - - CALIFORNIA F. PERCY (Successor to J. B. Golly) Bookseller and Dews Agent 240 Post Street Corner of Stockton SAN FRANCISCO CF[AS. M. PLUM CO. FIRE 6ARP6TING RISH FURNITURE ELEGART UPH0LSTGRY 1301-1307 Market Street, San Francisco March 6.—Lieut. Harrison lectures on “Bull Run.” Hot political dis- cussion, after lecture, between Sands and La Rue. [ 268 ] March 8.—Instructor Jones appointed Professor of United States History. Immediately buys a larger-sized suit of clothes. WILL FINCK T T ■� + 4b The Only Sporting Goods House ■ on the Paeifie Coast ■ ► Carry a Full and Complete Line or Base Ball, Lawn Tennis and Croquet Goods, Rowing Machines, Horizontal Bars, Trapezes {Ring and Ropes), Fencing Foils Masks Rapiers, Striking Bags, Fishing Tackle Base Ball, Lawn Tennis, RunningGymnasium Shoes Tights, Base Ball and Lawn Tennis Suits Constantly oh Hand, or Made to Order at Short Notice 818 flDarfeet Street = San jfrandsco . —{-IMPORTER OF• P oto raptyie Materials $ 841 MISSION ST., SAN FRANCISCO ■ 1 ■ ■ — - ■ ' 1 . Photographic Amateur Dry-Plate Outfits of all the Best Makers a Specialty Camera Boxes Lenses Back Grounds Dry Plates Chemicals Albumen Paper, etc. March 8.—Marriage of Thos. Rickard, ’87, and Miss Alice Whitmore, at Ceres. “ First man of ’87 to take the fatal leap. ’’ [ 2G9 ] March 9.—Battalion photographed twice to get in all of Koshland’s feet: attempt only partially successful. FENCING FOILS ■ BOXXnq Lawn Tennis Goods Base-Ball and Criclcet Goods Rugby Foot-Balls (Suns, pistols, ammunition @ Jfisbina Cacftle • • • ••••• ... • ••••••••• CLABROUGH GOLCHER 630 and 632 Montgomery St. San Francisco PERFECT FIT IffVfTVf T ▼ f 3 ' jPlISTIZ) ♦ LATEST STYLES ; ; ; ; ; , . --11ST- c CLOAKS EESUITS KT SFS TILGdTl P5J Market St. San Francisco March 10.—Prof. Woolsey, ’86, returns to Berkeley. Too much jaw. Licked by one of his pupils in Vacaville. [ 270 ] March 14.—Word received that Dudley, 87, narrowly escaped drowning. Hadn’t seen water for so long, he took a fit—for joy. 60LBGN 8 ITE ire f loth Manufactory VICTOR ENGINGER 108 NIa.in Street, near Mission, MANUFACTURER OF BRASS, COPPER, IRON. TINNED, GALVANIZED AND STEEL -=‘WJRe CLOTHE- pulton’s Radical Remedy -- AND4-- Sure Kidney, Liver and Dyspepsia Cure The Greatest Advance ever made in Medical Science for the certain and speedy cure of all diseases of the Liver, Stomach, 'Blood, etc. John J. Fulton, Prop. 132 Townsend Street, San Francisco. March 14.—Electric light shines in Berkeley for first time. G. Wash s hen-roost robbed. ( 271 1 Marcii 15.—Claussen’s non-committal whiskers are beginning to worry the Occident scribe. A Collection was at once taken to have Schmidt Label and Lithographic Co., Q?$rauers ar?d printers. 2 -31 MAIN STREET, SAN FRANCISCO. W. E. LANE, BOB Kearny St, Cor. California. GAS FIXTURES, PARLOR ORNAMENTS, VASES, LAMPS, BRACKETS, ETC. Repaired and Re-bron ed Revv . ESTABLISHED i860. James Liinforth, —W SOLE AGENT FOR-H— ZIMMERMAN FRUIT DRYER ..... ------------ mo F onjf Street, San Francisco, California. the thing shaved. But the barber refuses—he had left his specs at home. I 272 ] IT f£ ©r. Cranii Jffomrci Payne University Ays. near Shattuck Aye. OFFICE HOURS 7 to 9 a. m., 12 m . to 2 p. m. Berkeley, Cal. and 5 to 7 p. m. ©r. m. 3 f. Megan OFFICE RESIDENCE ioi Grant Ave., cor. Geary 627 Webster, near Hayes San Francisco Office Hours: i to 3 and 7 to 8 P. M.; Sundays, 1 to a P. M. At Home, 8 A. M. and 6 P.M. ©r. ©. P. Waff JJomaopatbic g nsichm Cor. AUston Way and Atherton St. Berkeley, Cal. | 273 | March 16.—Lieut. Harrison commands the battalion to wash their hands, faces and teeth, for drill on Charter Day. L. P. FISHER’S ] |ewspaper Advertising Agency SOLE AGENT SACRAMENTO RECORD-UNION 2i Merchants’ Exchange. Gi trie Dwiopmwt (£o r papy 323 PINE STREET AGENTS AND CONTRACTORS FOR Edison’s Incandescent Light Electrical Storage Batteries Electro-Motors, etc. Electric Lights of all kinds EMIL BARTH, TEACHER OF MUSIC GRADUATE OF LEIPZIG CONSERVATORY THEORY OF iVIUSIC (HARMONY, COUNTERPOINT, FUGUE, COMPOSITION) 604: Slitter Street, San Francisco March 17.—Juniors challenge Seniors to a game of football. Blood wanted. ’88 takes water as usual. Their former boasting now discovered to be all talk. [ 274 1 March 18.—Topical index of Library, containing 36,000 volumes, completed after the slight period of thirteen years. Announcement UJUOJAL LIFG Mnmmrm go. • OF NEW YORK • RICHARD A. McCURDY - President Assets in 1888 $119,000,000 Pa.id Policy-Holders 258,000,000 This Company, since its Organization, has paid back to its members over $258,000,000; And now has invested for the sole benefit of its Policy Hold- ers over $119,000,000. For Full Particulars Apply to iA. B. FOBBSS • General Agent • 401 California St. - San Francisco of Berkeleyan's embarrassment. Lukens promises its appearance before 89 s commencement. f 275 1 March 20.—Murphy begins to train for the Chicagos. Anson’s offer o{ $10,000 accepted. Commercial Union ASSURANCE CO. OF LONDON. Subscribed Capital, - - - $12,500,000 Paid-up Capital, - 1,250,000 Total Cash Assets, Gold, - - 12,927,194 Total Liabilities, including Re-insur- ance, Funds, Etc., ... 8,023,816 Cash Surplus to Policy-holders, - - 4,893,378 All Losses on the Pacific Coast promptly paid through the Branch Office of the Company at 301 CALIFORNIA STREET, - - SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. C. F. Mullins, Manager. March 21.—Associated Students hold meeting. Seniors as usual quarrel among themselves. “ When knaves fall out,” etc. f 276 1 March 21.—The Junior Class was photographed for their Blue and Gold. The result was that Von Adelung was caught blessing the pOH PIPE on CIQyJHEtftfE Three Kings Turkish, Perique and Virginia Turkish and Virginia Perique and Virginia Genuine Turkish Mellow Mixture Turkish and Perique FLAKE CUTS, Especially Adapted for the Pipe VANITY FAIR OLI) GOLD SALMAGUNDI, a New Granulated Mixture Kimball’s Straight-Cut Cigarettes Are exquisite in style; are dainty, and carefully made; are extremely mild and delicate; are always uniform and up to standard ; are put up in satin and elegant boxes; are unsur- passed for purity and excellence ; are specially adapted to people of refined taste; are composed of only the finest Virginia and Turkish leaf. • • 14 FIRST-PRIZE MEDALS • • V m. Kimball Co., Peerless 'Tobacco Worlds, Rochester, jly. C. Weinmann A. Lietz A. LIETZ CO. (Successors to Karl RahsskopfFj • • • MANUFACTURERS OF • • • Surveyors’ astrumeals 422 SACRAMENTO ST., COR. SANSOME SAN FRANCISCO Instruments Carefully Examined, Adjusted and Repaired Surveyors’ and Engineers’ Supplies Always on Hand young ladies; Miss Stone’s arm becomes a deformity; the rest of the class remain uninjured. [ 2.7 1 March 22.—Miss Graves returns to college. Stoney begins to grow a mustache. GISCO Bq SAMUEL CARSON CO. Publishers, Booksellers and Stationers WHOLESALE ANO RETAIL Public and Private Li- braries supplied at WHOLESALE RATES High School Text Books All the Newest and Best GLOBES We have added to our stock a new and excellent line of Globes, both Ter- restrial and Celestial, lower in price than any that have ever before been offered on the Pacific Coast. Prices from $2.00 up to $50.00. Descriptive Price List will be sent on applica- tion. March 22.—Freshies cut out a large ’91 on the hills back of the building; destined to remain many weeks. Sophs get left in attempting to obliterate it. [ 278 1 March 22. Edelman sticks his finger in his eye and has to muffle his optics in huge black goggles. Looks villainous. March 23.—Charter Day. President Davis inaugurated. Battalion grinds the axe to a fine edge, and then is snubbed. Hearty appreciation of Kir’s Latin Oration. Tempestuous applause whenever the string was pulled. Great time. March 24.—Lieutenant comes up like a little Major and excuses battalion from a week’s drill on account of its bad treatment on Charter Day. March 27..—Football brings about the entire wreck of several prominent players. Hittell loses all hopes of class honors. March 30.—Students’ Congress meets. Ministry presents its first bill. Violently attacked by Reed, who is immediately downed. Terrible debating. Ministry almost ousted. It is the general opinion that our Congress will be a big success. April. 3.—Prof. John Le Conte appointed President pro tern. by the Regents, during the absence of President Davis. April 4.—President Davis meets students in Assembly Hall. Wins the hearts of all by his few words. Cook makes a botch of his prepared reply. April 6.—Occident and Berkeley Herald become involved in a squabble because each paper clips the other’s news. April 7.—Spring Vacation of one week commences. April 9.—Lovely excursion party on the bay. Vessel gets becalmed. Interesting item in San Francisco paper. Bloody murder unfortunately prevented. April 9-14.—Editors of B. G., having laid in a huge stock of paper, almost finish the huge tome. Managers buy lariats and work on advertisements. April 14.—Invitation to picnic at Saucelito, tendered to ’91 boys by Freshie co eds, accepted; nice time. April 15.—Claussen returns from Amador Co., with full-whiskered fuzz. Oakland furniture company bids for same for mattress stuffing. Offer unheeded. April 16.—Booth, ’88, fails to materialize. Cause—poison-oak. April 17.—Professors Bunnell and Putzker, and Mr. Deamer, undertake the temporary management of Prof. Paget’s classes. April 18.—Lukens has a falling-out with his swimming teacher :—price is too high. April 18.—National flag received by the battalion from the U. S. Pre- sented by acting President Le Conte. April 23.—Football team accompanied by many students goes to Santa Rosa to play San Franciscos. U. C. Team has a real picnic. Score 36 to o. April 25.—Associated Students meet to nominate officers for the ensuing year. April 27.—Occident communication gives some excellent advice to Blue and Gold editors, regarding the Faculty. [N. B.—The contributor certainly had not consulted our Professors on the subject.—Eds.] April 28.—Schutte, the tough and San Francisco ’’bleed ” swears he won’t pay the Blue and Gold assessment. Wants to bankrupt the management. Anything for notoriety. [ 279 1 April 30.—Prof. Joe Le Conte’s latest work, on “ Evolution and its Relation to Religious Thought,” makes its appearance. Scott, ’91, gets alarmed, and is found in the library trying to prove that he is not a monkey. May i.—Freshies let the Sophs know they are still in Berkeley, much to the latter’s sorrow, by giving two of them a May-night picnic. May 2.—Sidney Dickinson begins his series of three lectures, illustrated by stereoptican views. The gas is somewhat tardy. Noyes and Malone offer their services. May 5.—Field day. Five U. C. records broken, three of them by ’89. ’89 also wins one half of all the student contests, taking first prize in every contest it entered with but a single exception. May 7.—Prof. Stoddard has a sore throat. Can’t talk as much as he wants to. Class consoles him with a leather medal. May 9.—Biggest rush of the season, and thereby the biggest fuss with the Faculty stirred up. After the circus, Judge gathers pieces of unmentionables for a new flag. May 9.—Seniors have a meeting to decide about a class memorial. More wrangling than ever. Beard sits down violently on Monroe. Cook finally pro- poses to leave his autograph. Accepted. May ii.—Charles Dickens, the son of his father, gives a reading in As- sembly Hall. May ii.—Faculty holds a meeting to decide about the rush affair. Com- mittee appointed to investigate. Col. Edwards becomes of a sudden very popular. Gleason run into service. May 12.—Larry takes lessons in grooming. May 13-15.—Cross-examination of students in regard to the rush, takes place in Prof. John’s room. 4 Do you solemnly swear,” etc. May 16.—Faculty has another meeting regarding rush, lasting till 6:30, P.M. Much oratory and violent debating. Nothing decided. May 17.—Third meeting of Faculty to settle the important rush question. Breaks up towards midnight with everybody in excitement. Lieut. Harrison and Prof. Putzker stand by the boys. The vote for the suspension of the participants in rush till September results unfavorably,—11 to 10. Close call. May 18, a.m.—Col. Edwards delivers an eloquent oration against Senior • and Junior plug hats. May 18, p.m.—Seven additional battered plugs make their appearance on the grounds. May 23.—Battalion inspected by order of Secretary of War. Several cadets appear with combed hair and clean faces. May 25.—Last batch of B. G. proof corrected. Students become anxious to see the wonder. Many stop smoking and paying wash-bills to save a dollar. May 29.—Students have become almost wild with curiosity. Editors buy 5-tt walking sticks. June i.—Blue and GOLD OUT ! ! ! Selling like hot-cakes. [ 280 J 0 INDEX TO ADVERTISEMENTS Architects and Builders, Wm. H. Wharff................246 Advertising Agency, L. P. Fisher.................274 Artists’ Materials, Sanborn, Vail Co...........256 Bands, Blum.........................258 Bicycles, Springfield Roadster.........239 Billiards, Norris Harlow..............245 Book Binders, Battling, Phillips Stilwell-249 Book Dealers and Stationers, J. Dewing Co................239 C. Beach....................244 Samuel Carson Co..........278 F. Percy....................268 Roberts.....................252 Business College, Ilcald’s....................250 Confectioners, Lehnhardt...................246 Cloaks and Suits, Krebs Pilger..............270 Contractors, C. R. Lord..................235 A. H. Broad................241 W. J. F. Laage............... E Corsets, Freud........................ J Decorative Art, H. A. Deming Co...........267 Designers and Engravers, E. C. French................ C Asa S. Heydon................ C A. P. Niles................. C Doctors, M. H. Logan.................273 Frank Howard Payne..........273 B. P. Wall.................273 r Drugs, Fulton’s Radical Cure.......27! A. B. Merrill ...............238 J. H. Widber.................246 Electrical Works, California...................259 Electric Development Co......274 Engravers, Schmidt......................27a Express, Patterson Co...............265 Flowers, Dingee Conard..............266 Fruit Dryers, Zimmerman....................272 Furniture, Chas. M. Plum Co...........268 Furnishing Goods, BeamLh.......................266 Lev.ngston Co..............257 Gas Fixtures, W. E. Lane..................272 Grocers, Congdon Co................24$ J. K. Stewart................242 Hardware, Baker Hamilton............261 W. W. Montague Co..........264 Pierce Co.................238 J. W. Savage.................238 Hats, Fisher Co.................251 C. Herrmann Co.............258 Hotel, St. James, of San Jose.......252 Instrument Makers, Buff Berger...............252 A. Lietz Co...............277 Insurance, Commercial Union.............276 Fireman’s Fund............... H Imperial..................... G Lion Fire.................... J INSURA N CE— Continued, Mutual Life..................275 National...................... G Orient........................ G Union Central Life...........260 Insurance Agents, Jacobs Easton..............265 Iron Works, Fulton.......................243 Jewelers, Hammersmith Field..........236 R. W. Edwards................245 Knitted Goods, J. J. Pfister Co...........240 Machinery, Cyclops Machine Works........265 Woodin Little..............261 John Taylor..................261 Medical Colleges, Cooper.......................248 University of California.....247 Paper Dealers, Blake, Moffitt Towne.......244 Pens, Jos. Gillott.....•...........260 Photographic Materials, Oscar Foss...................269 Photographers, . Cramer’s California Gallery..262 W. W. Dames..................239 East Oakland Gallery.........262 Flaglor’s..................... I Imperial.....................255 O. V. Lange................... D Runnels Stateler............ E Taber........................237 Pianos, Byron Mauzy..................254 Printers, C. A. Murdock Co..........242 Publications, Overland Monthly.............. B Real Estate Agents, Chas. H. McLenathan..........235 Morse Little...............235 Scotchler Gottshall........233 Restaurants, Maison Doree.................257 Swain’s Bakery...............268 Western Oyster House.........267 Wilson.......................257 Schools, Trinity......................250 Sewing Machines, Domestic.....................234 Sporting Goods, Will Finck.................269 Claybrough Golcher.........270 Stationers, A. E. Chasmar................256 Dodge Bros...................236 Samuel Ward Co...............263 Stationers and Publishers, Edward Denny Co............. A Surgical Institute, National.....................260 Tailors, M. J. Keller................234 John Kavanaugh...............241 O. W. Nordwell...............253 Joe Poheim...................253 Reeve Staab................251 John Reid....................258 Rosenblum Abraham..........268 N. Thorson..................267 Teachers, Emil Barth...................274 Tobacco, W. S. Kimball Co...........277 Shula Bros...................238 Wire Goods, Golden Gate Manufactory......271 f 282j - 4 4 I 03. i