University at Buffalo School of Dental Medicine - Reflector Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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I N W THE R1-5 ECToR igisturp of the 6515155 of 1916 in albeit freshman Esau: Cab, sir?'7 ccNah,'7 replied the Freshmen as they left the rail- road station, abut could you tell me What car to take in order to get to the University of Buffalo?'7 Being told either a IO or I2 car would take them, they jumped aboard the first one to arrive and soon found they Were at High Street. 'fNly name is Eddy Shultz, I represent the Vifebster Dental Co., and if you are going to take dentistry, Why, buy your equipment from me. The Freshmen stood aghast, but when Eddie handed them a fine manila rope, everyone gave him their order, that is all but those Billy lWaisel saw first. Wlell We remember going into the college and giving Doc. Long that first 275.00 that we had earned shoveling hay all summer. But, nevertheless, We did it. That night it rained, and all of us donning our 8298's left our rooming houses for the college, as we were given a reception. Wie all stood around like a bunch of castaways until We were summoned to the Histology Lab. Where we were served with refreshments. It Was at the luncheon table that some Senior made the remark that the Freshmen were to be rushed as soon as the speeches were over, and it is still a mystery how Lester Levin ever got out that back door, as Merk declared it Was locked. We will not discuss the next few Weeks, but in about one month, We were hard. at Work in the lab, and everyone on schedule except Goldberg who was fifteen minutes late, due to a delay caused by someone snaring his spatula, and he had to go over and tell the Dean. 48