University at Buffalo School of Dental Medicine - Reflector Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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10 3 THE REFLECTOR Q They say that Squamous Failing is going to purchase a restau- rant for his own use, in order that he may satisfy his appetite. livery Saturday morning we see Irving Kearns with his travel,- ing bag in his hand going home to spend Sunday. l1Vhy? Ask Anna about it. The class is in sympathy with Frank Owens because he is heart- broken. He left flflelen in Utica when he came to U. B., and then shortly before it was time to leave for the Christmas holidays he received a card announcing l?lelen's engagement to another fellow. Never mind, Frank, the landlady is pretty nice. WAN'i'ic1i: Someone to give Mayo some new life dope to wake him up. 'lf you do not believe that Buffalo has a new subway, just ask liarbarian Weiiis to open up his mouth. '.l'he 'Pierce-Arrow Cofs salesrooms are certainly the finest in the city. Ask xloe Charles. And we also wonder why Die Melledmoncl pays so much at- tention, to the Overland sales rooms. Why go to Waiter Valley, Twist, and sit on the school steps 'until 3:30 in the morning? But they say you fear nothing when in love, Nelson. How about it? WAN'i.'1ciJ: An able bodied nurse. Apply L, lVIeQueston. Matric- ulation 94. S. Landon Stuart is in love with one of those fair Elmira girls. lt must be awful to take that long trip each Saturday in order to see her. The class has been wondering who our president's favorite is on S. Division Street. Mziybe gl. Meflill can tell us. Why was Cavanaugh late in returning to college after the Xmas vacation? They say lemon juice withers up the face. Ask Dr. lVlcQueston about it. WANTJLD: A box of soap sent to Greenky. Why is Nlax Starsky so interested in the lower 5 and IO cent store? I wonder why Diss has made so many new resolutions? Ask him to tell you what he has eut out. 124

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K W I XX T y Y THE 1aij1eL1:CToRs 32 ' V Q VE? freshman jlaems, jlautes ants jlancks Did you ever notice Ike Follett dropping his letter in the box every night in the week. It is pretty soft when you can ride home in a 'Ctaxil' every time you go out with a girl, isn't it Rigs ? I wonder why Clifl' Case travels twenty miles every night in the week to get home? DR. BUELL, in Crown and Bridge: Will someone tell me how to determine whether or not a crown has the proper occlusion? GUMMY KEARNS'iiL6t the patient bite on a carborundum stone. Foster Brown is some photographer. Ask him to show you the picture of his lady friend in Syracuse. DR. Hrcxs, in Histology: Mr. Starsky, name the manifesta- tions of a cell. ' MR. STARSKY: The manifestations of a cell are metabulation,- DR. BUELL, in Crown and Bridge: MII, in fitting a crown, the root of a tooth protrudes above the gum, what do you do?7' MR. KEARNS: Cut the gum out. DR. Hicxs, in Histology Lecture: If you spell any word wrong in your next exam, I am going to take ive off. Then he turns around and misspells a word. T BRIGHT STUDENT: 'cFive off, doctor. BATTAGLIA: What nickname have you got against me for the Year Book? JOE: Fallopi.,' B: Impossible Take it oiffl JOE! c'Irnpossible. B: HI object. Y Will someone kindly tell Dr. McQueston not to murder the chewing gum, and give her masseter muscles a rest. It is reported that Coughlin is going to have a nurse from New York City as his office girl. We wonder why B. Trolley can't stay away from his home town over a week. Ask Mary about it. Bill says the car goes right by her door, so he can stay until the last minute. 123i

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