University at Buffalo School of Dental Medicine - Reflector Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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f 43 A THE REFLECTOR ' at WV we Hastings, Chase and McCarthy, Reside in a class alone. But THERE, a Freshman enters, We'd better beat it for home. WATER, WATER, IS THE CRY, HSOAK IT TO HIM, GET THAT GUY' Delefeel by 'Hue Cen f I 'QBBH fi X f K. W. MOORE 5 or ul WANT WIRKT' 1 7 Q m 1 ia? s P 99 H'f:Dorn

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I THE RE LECT R 8: A o f - V Beier, that long, gaunt artist, Dreams of the time to come, When he has the title of D.D.S., And is no longer called a bum. McKay, Catell and Edgar, They are the boys who know The intricate workings and details Of how to use the face-bow. Faller, Troupe and Boysen Don't practice what they preach, For the accusing prefix, Grow Upv, Is attached to the name of each. Four ladies are present in that lab., Of them I shall say but little, They range from ugly ones, young and gay, To pretty ones, old and brittle. Five new members are there, Nlen not known so well, But itls generally handed around That the work they do is h--. Our brilliant Zachem and Silverberg, Surrounded by areas unclean. Old man Shapiro and Schuster, Near one the other is seen. Dietter, Brewer and Hickey, Faithful, steady and true, But that MclVlahon and Ianne, Care not what they say or do. Kronmiller, Jones and Abbey, Men who voice their thought. Guzzetta, Doran and Penrose, Are prompted to do as they ought. Ervin, Martin and Weber. As athletes they must pass. De La Mater, Bond and Bennett, Acquire highest marks in class. There sit Knight and Milcarek, Shooting their bull by the ton. Near them, Gramlich and Bradley, Hard crabbing and missing the fun. 98

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ey S t X THE REPLECTGI-2 xp' I iiuniurfs what There he comes through the rear door, A brand new coat and tools galore, Shiny shoes and pasted hair, Facial expression of the real fresh air. Gets his chair and finds a patient, Features now quite rubifacient. Vlfhen he says, Remove your things, Air seems stuffy and his right ear sings. Chair is adjusted miles too high, Junior bravely heaves a sigh, Lets it down and helps her in, Then he cranks it up again. Gets his biggest mirror out, Opens mouth and squints about. Says, Prophylaxis must be done, Before the fillings are begunf, Starts his scaling without a towel, Patient soon begins to howl. Scared when patient grabs his coat, And drops the mirror down her throat. Patient gags and sputum Hies, Filling both the j'unior's eyes. He tries to act composed and cool, But feels at heart just like a fool. He starts again and is glad to find That Squire's technic comes to mind. He thinks, works and perseveres, While the patient's face is bathed in te At last it is done, patient goes, Both are shaking from head to toes. The Junior's Debut has been madeg He feels glum and in need of aid. 9.fS. K. XV. MooRE IOO